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Hi, I'm Andy, and this is The Band. Hit it.

Yeah!

with a cool, cool style

and our keyboard-playing star

on his favourite guitar

for you, you, you

Andy and The Band

With this, there'll be no stopping me.

I'll replace this so-called band

before you can say "tour cancelled".

Ha!

We're the best band in the world.

Let's hear it for Rio.

SNORING

CHORD STRUMS

Morning.

Morning.

Or should I say afternoon?

Band, get up!

My alarm clock didn't go off.

It's got no batteries in it.

There's no batteries in my toothbrush either.

What do I do now?

It's still a toothbrush, man.

Genius.

ALARM BLARES

Hey, Rubes.

Hi.

Hey, Mum.

Whoa, big brother.

Are you still in your jammies?

Oh, it's a new fashion.

All day pyjamas. Cool.

Don't let us stop you getting to your gig.

But you've had a message from an Odd Sock called Tyler.

He's in the Dance Your Socks Off dance competition today,

but none of his crew have turned up.

Apparently there is a terrible bug going around.

Atishoo!

Do you think you can help, Andy?

Of course. Dance is our middle name.

Actually, my middle name is Totally Awesome Guitar Solo.

It is on his birth certificate.

OK, band, we have an Odd Job.

See you, Rubes. Look after yourself, Mum.

Atishoo!

Right, guys, let's get the Rock And Roller on the...

I always thought your middle name was Timothy.

That would be totally awesome, too, dude.

Did I ever tell you about the time I danced my socks off?

Yes, Moxy.

It was almost as good as the story about how you once wrestled a bear.

We're here. Band, off the bus.

HE CACKLES

Now when the band miss their gig and the tour gets cancelled,

who'll get asked to tour instead?

Whiff's...one...man...band.

MUSIC FADES AND STOPS

Needs batteries.

Good job I found these lying around.

Hey, Tyler.

Odd Socks at your service.

Hi, Andy. Hi, guys.

I need to win this dance competition,

but without my friends, I don't know how.

I know how. How?

Yeah, how?

We replace your dance crew.

It's kind of less jazz hands, more street dance.

Well, we can do street dance, can't we, band? Oh, yeah.

Great, welcome to the crew.

Guys, it's really important to warm up.

Let's get stretching.

THEY EXHALE

STRAINING

Hey!

Sorry.

Everyone up. Let's get our hearts pumping.

This is easy, and right and left.

And over the top and jump around.

One stretch, two stretch and...

Star jumps?

We can only do rock star jumps!

SHE YAWNS

Sorry.

Guys, we can jump now.

Now you're ready to wrestle a bear.

I mean, win a dance competition.

Tyler, teach us your moves.

Easy.

HE SINGS INCOHERENTLY

Everybody!

MUSIC FADES AND STOPS

Needs more batteries.

Batteries.

Hey, guys, watch me first.

MUSIC PLAYS

Five, six, seven, eight.

Sorry, Tyler, I grew up dancing ceilidhs -

it's just my instinct to spin people around.

Yeah! Moxy, at least you're good.

Yeah!

CRASH!

Meow.

She's back. Ta-da.

We are supposed to be on stage in half an hour.

There's no way we're going to be ready.

Odd Sock huddle.

Right, guys, I'm not sure, but I think we can't dance.

Yeah.

Any ideas?

PING! Super sneakers.

Super what? Super sneakers.

I invented these shoes for my aunt's wedding.

They make you an incredible dancer.

I have five pairs of them back in the Rock and Roller.

HARMONICA PLAYS

Sorry, no, I'm not doing any autographs today.

What's that, Andy?

The band aren't together any more?

Oh, I'm sorry.

Me? Kind of a pretty big deal, Andy...

Hey, Whiff, who are you talking to?

Oh, my imaginary friend.

Mandy.

What do you want them for?

These super sneakers will help us dance our way to victory with Tyler.

Och. The batteries are dead.

Oh, that's a shame.

Have you got any, Whiff?

Me? No.

I haven't seen any batteries for...years.

What about that huge one-man band keytar behind your back?

I bet that's got batteries. What?

This one-man band keytar! Yeah, I forgot about this.

No, it's battery-powered, you're right, yeah.

Here. Thank you very much.

Super strength.

We might dance forever.

And miss your gig.

Oh, I'm sure you'll be fine, Mac, they can't be that strong.

Fair enough, Whiff.

MUSIC PLAYS

You're incredible. What happened?

Got our dancing shoes on.

There's no way we won't win now.

SHOES BEEP

You can stop now.

We can't! Weird.

Mac, why aren't we stopping?

It's the super sneakers, they're malfunctioning.

Where are you all going? Oh, no!

This escalated quickly.

My feet are getting tired.

I've always wanted to see India.

There's no way they'll make that gig now.

Just you and me rocking out tonight, my lovely.

Next up, Tyler and his crew.

Tyler! Tyler!

We're back.

We're up next! Let's do this.

Yeah!

SHOES LOSE POWER

That doesn't sound good.

Tyler and crew to the dance hall. Come on, let's go.

I'm sorry, we've run out of juice.

So I've just lost my crew?!

Again!

Do you guys remember when you all accidentally glued your hands

to the side of the tour bus?

Yeah.

That night, I went out and I played the gig alone.

It was tough but I knew I could do it and so can you, Tyler.

You can do it.

You've got this.

Sorry I'm late.

I need to find more batteries for my keytar.

Oh, this will have batteries.

HE CACKLES

TAPE PLAYER RATTLES

HE GASPS

The batteries have gone.

What?

CROWD MURMURS

Is there a problem, young man?

My music won't play.

I guess that's it.

Hey, Tyler.

We can provide the music.

That's one thing we are good at.

Yeah!

Let's do this.

Moving my legs in time

so it's a dance that's mine

I just get on my feet

Want to play it on my feet

When I hear the band

And I say, hey, that's my jam

See?

Moving my legs in time

so it's a dance that's mine

Moving my legs in time

so it's a dance that's mine

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Thanks, guys.

You know, whatever happens, I'll never forget what you did for me.

And the winner is...

..Tyler.

Thanks, Andy.

Hey, Tyler, we're happy to help.

Well, I guess that's Odd Job complete.

Who's in the Odd Socks?

We are!

It's 6pm. They've missed the gig.

Do you know what, I think we should actually take up dancing. Yeah, I've

almost got the moonwalk... You're too late.

It's 6pm, you'll miss the gig now.

No, it's only 5pm.

Ah, somebody must have taken the battery out at 6am this morning.

Thanks for waiting, though, Whiff, and cheers for the battery.

You're a star.

Yeah, thanks, Whiff, you've always got our backs.

To the gig. Yeah!

are here for you, you, you

Andy and The Band