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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:04,480 Hi, I'm Andy, and this is the band. Hit it! 2 00:00:04,480 --> 00:00:08,080 she is daring, brave and wild 3 00:00:08,080 --> 00:00:09,480 Yeah! 4 00:00:09,480 --> 00:00:11,760 the cool, cool, style 5 00:00:11,760 --> 00:00:13,840 Yeah, keeping it cool on the bass! 6 00:00:13,840 --> 00:00:18,280 and our keyboard playing star 7 00:00:18,280 --> 00:00:19,360 That's me! 8 00:00:19,360 --> 00:00:22,720 his favourite guitar 9 00:00:22,720 --> 00:00:23,960 Rock out! 10 00:00:28,560 --> 00:00:33,040 here for you, you, you 11 00:00:46,280 --> 00:00:48,840 This is my Super Projecto-Cam. 12 00:00:48,840 --> 00:00:52,120 It shoots and edits videos and it also projects them. 13 00:00:52,120 --> 00:00:54,520 Yeah, we've been making a digital scrapbook from all 14 00:00:54,520 --> 00:00:56,880 the videos that we shot of us on tour. 15 00:00:56,880 --> 00:00:59,160 Ready, Mac? Ready. 16 00:01:01,800 --> 00:01:03,320 They're going to get me. 17 00:01:03,320 --> 00:01:05,280 Oh! Remember that? 18 00:01:06,520 --> 00:01:08,360 We got soaked. 19 00:01:08,360 --> 00:01:10,320 And blow the candles out! 20 00:01:10,320 --> 00:01:12,880 Hey, Blu's birthday! He-hey! 21 00:01:16,960 --> 00:01:20,520 Great stuff, band, really powerful memories, and all that. 22 00:01:20,520 --> 00:01:24,000 But I've been making a film, too. Really? Yeah. 23 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:26,080 With this little baby. 24 00:01:26,080 --> 00:01:27,320 That looks complicated. 25 00:01:27,320 --> 00:01:30,760 Well, it is, unless you're a professional, like me. 26 00:01:30,760 --> 00:01:33,040 I filmed some really beautiful stuff. 27 00:01:33,040 --> 00:01:34,800 Oh, let's have a wee look! 28 00:01:40,360 --> 00:01:42,040 That's the filming done. 29 00:01:42,040 --> 00:01:44,120 Hey? SQUEAKING 30 00:01:45,920 --> 00:01:47,480 PARP 31 00:01:47,480 --> 00:01:50,400 LAUGHTER Wait, this isn't right. 32 00:01:55,400 --> 00:01:57,280 Oh, don't worry, Whiff. We still love you. 33 00:01:57,280 --> 00:01:58,960 You're the funniest. 34 00:01:58,960 --> 00:02:02,560 They must have got the record and the stop button the wrong way round. 35 00:02:02,560 --> 00:02:05,040 KLAXON SOUNDS Oh, break over, guys. 36 00:02:05,040 --> 00:02:07,200 Message from the Fanbase. 37 00:02:09,320 --> 00:02:11,520 Hello, loves. Hi, Andy's mum. 38 00:02:11,520 --> 00:02:13,360 Hi, Ruby. Hi. 39 00:02:13,360 --> 00:02:16,320 I don't want to make you late for your gig, 40 00:02:16,320 --> 00:02:19,000 but I have a sad story to tell. 41 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:21,160 Chocolate please, Ruby. 42 00:02:21,160 --> 00:02:24,400 Uh-oh. Mum only eats chocolates when she's upset. 43 00:02:24,400 --> 00:02:26,560 It's the Oddchester Grand. 44 00:02:26,560 --> 00:02:29,480 And another piece... The old cinema on the high street - 45 00:02:29,480 --> 00:02:31,880 the one you used to take me to? Yes. 46 00:02:31,880 --> 00:02:34,120 One more, please. 47 00:02:34,120 --> 00:02:36,080 I thought that nobody went there any more. 48 00:02:36,080 --> 00:02:39,080 They don't. It's fallen on really hard times. 49 00:02:39,080 --> 00:02:40,920 That's the problem. 50 00:02:40,920 --> 00:02:42,520 And they want to knock it down. 51 00:02:42,520 --> 00:02:45,200 Er, pardon? They want to knock it down. 52 00:02:45,200 --> 00:02:47,120 Oh! 53 00:02:47,120 --> 00:02:50,840 Councillor Hattie Hardface is making a final decision today. 54 00:02:50,840 --> 00:02:53,360 Oh, it's terrible, this is terrible! 55 00:02:53,360 --> 00:02:55,080 Sorry. 56 00:02:55,080 --> 00:02:57,280 Oh, I loved that place. 57 00:02:57,280 --> 00:03:00,680 We have to persuade Hattie to keep it open. 58 00:03:00,680 --> 00:03:03,200 Cheer up, Mum, we're on it. 59 00:03:03,200 --> 00:03:05,520 Pass me the box, Ruby. 60 00:03:05,520 --> 00:03:09,320 Ha! Keeping that old cinema open will tie them up for hours - 61 00:03:09,320 --> 00:03:11,760 they'll miss the gig and get fired! 62 00:03:11,760 --> 00:03:14,440 Then who'll headline the tour? Me! 63 00:03:14,440 --> 00:03:16,600 Band - we have an Odd Job. 64 00:03:17,720 --> 00:03:19,640 Let's get the Rock'n'Roller on the... 65 00:03:19,640 --> 00:03:22,080 ..road! 66 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:27,840 How much cleaning up could this cinema really need? 67 00:03:27,840 --> 00:03:29,840 Oh, it probably just needs a quick dust. 68 00:03:29,840 --> 00:03:32,400 I wonder how many chocolates your mum's munched through now. 69 00:03:32,400 --> 00:03:34,840 I don't know - we'd better save the cinema before she starts 70 00:03:34,840 --> 00:03:36,720 another box, though - or ten. 71 00:03:36,720 --> 00:03:38,600 Bet she hasn't eaten the coffee ones. 72 00:03:38,600 --> 00:03:40,160 No-one likes the coffee ones! 73 00:03:40,160 --> 00:03:42,480 We're here! Band, off the bus! 74 00:03:43,800 --> 00:03:46,120 Ugh! Cobwebby! 75 00:03:46,120 --> 00:03:49,200 OK, this is worse than I thought. 76 00:03:49,200 --> 00:03:51,480 Are we allowed in here? 77 00:03:51,480 --> 00:03:54,920 Ruby called Hattie, she knows that we're meeting her here. 78 00:03:54,920 --> 00:03:57,120 Should we get started? 79 00:03:57,120 --> 00:04:00,000 I think we're going to need a bigger brush. 80 00:04:01,680 --> 00:04:03,600 Ha-ha-ha-ha! 81 00:04:03,600 --> 00:04:06,800 Now, while they're busy, I'll make my own pop video 82 00:04:06,800 --> 00:04:09,840 and upload it for a grateful world to enjoy. 83 00:04:09,840 --> 00:04:11,480 Oh. 84 00:04:17,880 --> 00:04:19,640 Hattie Hardface. Yes. 85 00:04:19,640 --> 00:04:21,480 CRUNCH 86 00:04:23,040 --> 00:04:25,800 I'm Andy. Thanks for coming. 87 00:04:25,800 --> 00:04:28,920 I think we can persuade you to keep this old place open. 88 00:04:28,920 --> 00:04:30,920 I'll be impressed if you can. 89 00:04:30,920 --> 00:04:32,880 Prepare to be impressed. 90 00:04:46,760 --> 00:04:48,720 After you. 91 00:04:51,680 --> 00:04:53,520 Whoa! 92 00:04:55,840 --> 00:04:58,320 Don't worry, we'll get them fixed. 93 00:04:58,320 --> 00:05:00,640 You've just got a little... 94 00:05:02,800 --> 00:05:04,680 Ugh! 95 00:05:04,680 --> 00:05:07,360 Right, let's get you a ticket, shall we? 96 00:05:08,960 --> 00:05:11,600 Hello! So, what's on? 97 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:15,520 Ah, here it is. 98 00:05:15,520 --> 00:05:18,040 Special Ops Mermaid 2. 99 00:05:18,040 --> 00:05:20,440 Wasn't that on 15 years ago? 100 00:05:20,440 --> 00:05:23,560 It's a remake. Very good. 101 00:05:26,160 --> 00:05:29,000 Sorry, the ticket machine's jammed. 102 00:05:29,000 --> 00:05:30,600 Don't worry. 103 00:05:30,600 --> 00:05:34,160 Mac will provide a complicated yet brilliant solution. 104 00:05:34,160 --> 00:05:35,920 Ah, yes, I see the problem. 105 00:05:35,920 --> 00:05:38,680 It just needs a wee tweak with my variable impact concussive 106 00:05:38,680 --> 00:05:40,160 adjustment applicator. 107 00:05:40,160 --> 00:05:41,760 Hey? 108 00:05:41,760 --> 00:05:44,000 MACHINE WHIRS 109 00:05:48,040 --> 00:05:49,480 Here you go. 110 00:05:50,600 --> 00:05:54,880 The cinema can't stay open if the ticket machine is broken. 111 00:05:54,880 --> 00:05:56,960 Ha-ha-ha-ha! 112 00:05:56,960 --> 00:06:02,960 So... "Instructions for self-filming, page 274." 113 00:06:05,080 --> 00:06:06,120 Aha! 114 00:06:06,120 --> 00:06:11,960 "For self-filming, refer to Appendix 3A, volume 47...?" 115 00:06:11,960 --> 00:06:14,000 What? 116 00:06:17,080 --> 00:06:20,240 Blu, you take Mac to the projection room and set the film up. 117 00:06:20,240 --> 00:06:21,760 We'll keep Hattie busy. 118 00:06:24,840 --> 00:06:26,920 Miss Hardface! 119 00:06:26,920 --> 00:06:28,080 Hattie. 120 00:06:28,080 --> 00:06:29,480 Miss Hardface... 121 00:06:29,480 --> 00:06:31,720 ..you still don't look convinced. 122 00:06:31,720 --> 00:06:34,560 How about we have a snack before you go in? 123 00:06:34,560 --> 00:06:36,280 Hello! 124 00:06:39,640 --> 00:06:41,400 Erm... 125 00:06:41,400 --> 00:06:44,400 How about a hot dog? Impress me. 126 00:06:45,760 --> 00:06:47,840 Let me put some ketchup on it for you. 127 00:06:50,680 --> 00:06:52,880 Oh, mustard, then. 128 00:06:58,440 --> 00:07:00,880 Would you like a drink with that? 129 00:07:04,320 --> 00:07:06,000 Whoa! 130 00:07:07,680 --> 00:07:10,520 "Projector broken. Do not use." 131 00:07:12,320 --> 00:07:14,040 We need to find our film. 132 00:07:15,400 --> 00:07:17,600 Special Ops Mermaid 2! 133 00:07:22,560 --> 00:07:24,360 We're in trouble. 134 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:28,400 Excellent! More delays! 135 00:07:28,400 --> 00:07:30,680 And...record. 136 00:07:33,560 --> 00:07:37,520 Please welcome to the stage, the one, the only... 137 00:07:37,520 --> 00:07:39,360 ..Whiff! 138 00:07:41,440 --> 00:07:43,800 So, not the best start. 139 00:07:43,800 --> 00:07:46,320 But once Hattie gets cleaned up, we'll show her the film 140 00:07:46,320 --> 00:07:48,680 and get right back on track. No problem. 141 00:07:48,680 --> 00:07:51,480 The film's ruined, and the projector doesn't work! 142 00:07:51,480 --> 00:07:52,920 We have a problem. 143 00:07:52,920 --> 00:07:55,000 Hey, what about the Super Projecto-Cam? 144 00:07:55,000 --> 00:07:56,880 We could use that. Great idea. 145 00:07:56,880 --> 00:07:59,080 Mac, you work out how to play a film on it, 146 00:07:59,080 --> 00:08:01,480 and Blu, you find us a film - any film. 147 00:08:01,480 --> 00:08:04,120 Moxy, we need to buy some time. 148 00:08:04,120 --> 00:08:05,560 Right... 149 00:08:05,560 --> 00:08:08,120 I think I've seen enough. Please... 150 00:08:08,120 --> 00:08:10,760 The doors, the tickets, the snacks. 151 00:08:10,760 --> 00:08:12,920 All fixable, I promise. 152 00:08:14,680 --> 00:08:16,640 Let me show you to your seat. 153 00:08:18,920 --> 00:08:21,200 What?! I've got this. 154 00:08:26,800 --> 00:08:28,360 Here we are. 155 00:08:28,360 --> 00:08:32,200 Row Z, Seat 9,998. 156 00:08:36,080 --> 00:08:39,040 I'm buying some time. 157 00:08:40,280 --> 00:08:42,080 Ah! 158 00:08:45,240 --> 00:08:47,360 Sorry about the view. 159 00:08:47,360 --> 00:08:49,080 Ice cream? No. 160 00:08:49,080 --> 00:08:50,440 I've had enough. 161 00:08:50,440 --> 00:08:52,400 One more chance? No! 162 00:08:52,400 --> 00:08:54,520 Please? 163 00:08:55,560 --> 00:08:57,440 Just show me the film. 164 00:09:02,720 --> 00:09:05,680 I found a film, and Mac's hooked it up to the Super Projecto-Cam. 165 00:09:05,680 --> 00:09:07,960 Great. Miss Hardface - 166 00:09:07,960 --> 00:09:11,600 there's been an exciting late change to today's movie. 167 00:09:11,600 --> 00:09:13,080 This one's called... 168 00:09:13,080 --> 00:09:16,400 Oddchester Council Information Film...23. 169 00:09:16,400 --> 00:09:19,040 Well, fingers crossed. 170 00:09:20,600 --> 00:09:25,320 This is Oddchester Grand - a picture palace where young and old 171 00:09:25,320 --> 00:09:30,520 flock to see their favourite matinee film stars. 172 00:09:32,160 --> 00:09:34,120 I have to go. Miss Hardface! 173 00:09:34,120 --> 00:09:36,920 Miss Hardface, come back, please! 174 00:09:38,360 --> 00:09:40,800 Yes! Total disaster! 175 00:09:40,800 --> 00:09:43,160 Ha-ha! Oh, hello? 176 00:09:43,160 --> 00:09:45,480 It's me again! VOICE ON TELEPHONE 177 00:09:45,480 --> 00:09:47,360 Whiff! 178 00:09:47,360 --> 00:09:51,640 I've got a sensational new act, I recommend you book for your tour. 179 00:09:51,640 --> 00:09:53,960 VOICE ON TELEPHONE 180 00:09:53,960 --> 00:09:56,440 Me... Whiff! 181 00:09:58,560 --> 00:10:00,680 Uploading my video now. 182 00:10:02,120 --> 00:10:04,160 Yes. Ha-ha-ha! 183 00:10:04,160 --> 00:10:06,680 I should have checked the ticket machine. 184 00:10:06,680 --> 00:10:08,680 I'm so sorry about that ketchup. 185 00:10:08,680 --> 00:10:10,520 Should have fixed that door. 186 00:10:10,520 --> 00:10:12,520 If only I'd found a better film. 187 00:10:12,520 --> 00:10:15,440 There's no way she's going to keep this place open now. 188 00:10:16,720 --> 00:10:18,280 They're going to knock it down. 189 00:10:18,280 --> 00:10:21,040 I think this is the first time we've ever failed. 190 00:10:21,040 --> 00:10:22,920 Hey, at least we tried. 191 00:10:22,920 --> 00:10:24,840 And we've still got each other. 192 00:10:30,120 --> 00:10:31,760 Mac... 193 00:10:31,760 --> 00:10:33,440 The digital scrapbook - 194 00:10:33,440 --> 00:10:35,400 project it onto the screen. 195 00:10:40,480 --> 00:10:42,320 Guys, listen. 196 00:11:07,280 --> 00:11:09,880 Yeah, thanks! 197 00:11:12,040 --> 00:11:16,600 up for your birthday 198 00:12:21,920 --> 00:12:25,320 Miss Hardface - we know, we blew it. 199 00:12:26,360 --> 00:12:28,560 Was it the film? Actually, yes. 200 00:12:30,280 --> 00:12:32,760 Watching the film did make my mind up. 201 00:12:32,760 --> 00:12:35,320 Oh. That woman on the screen... 202 00:12:36,560 --> 00:12:39,640 ..was my mother when she was a councillor. 203 00:12:39,640 --> 00:12:43,680 It reminded me what an important building this is for the town. 204 00:12:45,240 --> 00:12:47,560 So, you're keeping the cinema open? 205 00:12:47,560 --> 00:12:49,720 No, I'm closing it. 206 00:12:49,720 --> 00:12:53,240 And reopening it as a community centre! 207 00:12:56,480 --> 00:12:58,720 Just as your song said, 208 00:12:58,720 --> 00:13:03,120 this cinema is a scrapbook of memories of Oddchester. 209 00:13:03,120 --> 00:13:07,680 I want it to be a place for everyone to be together. 210 00:13:07,680 --> 00:13:09,720 So, we saved it? 211 00:13:09,720 --> 00:13:11,080 Yes! 212 00:13:11,080 --> 00:13:12,760 Yes! 213 00:13:12,760 --> 00:13:15,800 I don't know how we did it, but...Odd Job complete. 214 00:13:15,800 --> 00:13:17,520 Who's in the Odd Socks? 215 00:13:17,520 --> 00:13:19,480 We are! 216 00:13:23,280 --> 00:13:25,720 New community centre in Oddchester - even better! 217 00:13:25,720 --> 00:13:27,800 Hey, Whiff, we're back. So I gather. 218 00:13:27,800 --> 00:13:30,320 Well done. You've been busy filming, Whiff? 219 00:13:30,320 --> 00:13:32,720 Oh, yes, my very own performance video. 220 00:13:32,720 --> 00:13:34,240 I've uploaded it. 221 00:13:34,240 --> 00:13:37,080 Apparently it's already had millions of hits. 222 00:13:39,840 --> 00:13:41,320 What? 223 00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:43,280 That's not what I uploaded! 224 00:13:43,280 --> 00:13:46,400 Oh, it looks like you've restored the deleted footage 225 00:13:46,400 --> 00:13:47,760 when you uploaded it. 226 00:13:47,760 --> 00:13:49,840 Oh, that stupid camera. 227 00:13:49,840 --> 00:13:52,040 No! 228 00:13:59,480 --> 00:14:03,400 for you, you, you 229 00:14:03,400 --> 00:14:06,320 Andy and The Band 15759

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