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Hi, I'm Andy and this is The Band.
Hit it!
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Yeah!
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with a cool, cool style
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and our keyboard-playing star
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on his favourite guitar
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for you, you, you
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Andy and The Band
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Cheese!
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BUZZER
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Aardvark!
BUZZER
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Egg whisk!
BUZZER
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Everything OK,
my lovable roadie friend?
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Whiff has forgot the password
he set when I installed
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the voice recognition security
systems on the cupboards.
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Badoom-crash!
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My favourite cereal is in there and
I'm really hungry!
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I rock!
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Ha-ha!
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You can have some of mine, dude.
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And mine. And mine.
And mine. And mine.
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No, I want MY cereal!
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Rubber plant!
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Mozzarella!
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Whiff has now tried 314
different words.
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How do you know that?
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Blu has a very big brain, remember.
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What a beautiful place it is.
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What can I say? I love stats.
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Oh! Rumpelstiltskin!
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315.
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KLAXON WAILS
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Band, message from fanbase.
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Alley-oop!
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Hi, Mum!
Hi, Andy's mum!
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Hello, loves!
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Hi, Ruby!
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Hi, everyone!
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Now, don't let me
stop you getting to your gig,
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but this is Odd Sock Aniya.
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She's in a bit of pickle
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cos she needs to set
a world record today.
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Whoa! That's cool!
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Er...
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What's Mum doing?
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Oh!
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Sorry, my little cherub.
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I'm just practising to see how easy
it would be for Odd Sock Aniya
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to break the world record for the
most pancakes stuck to the ceiling.
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I think I'm doing very...
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..well! Get down, Ruby!
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Pancakes...
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Band, this is an emergency.
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We have an Odd Job.
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Let's get the Rock and Roller
on the...
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Any luck on your password, Whiff?
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Flippety-jibby!
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BUZZER
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Oh, er... Nincompoop!
BUZZER
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Now 317 incorrect attempts.
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That's not annoying at all.
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Well, I've got four new words
for you - band, off the bus.
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Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup!
Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup!
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Ooh!
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Hi, Aniya!
Hey, Odd Socks! I'm a big fan.
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Oh...
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Oh, right.
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Oh, I see that you've written
down all your family's records here.
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All of them.
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Your dad's a strong man who can rip
up
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20 shopping catalogues in a minute?
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Whoa! Your great-granny is the
oldest skateboard champion? Cool!
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And your second cousin is
the fastest star jumper
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in the solar system?
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Everyone in my family has
an official Planet Record except me.
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I'm not good at anything. Hey, we're
all good at something, Aniya.
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We've just got to find
out what it is.
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Badger!
BUZZER
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I was sure it was badger.
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And now, the official of
officials
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from the official Planet Records,
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put your hands together - but,
please, no flash photography -
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it's Chester Hair!
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No way! Chester Hair is here!
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He looks just like me!
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Hmm...
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I think I know exactly how to make
this Odd Job a total failure!
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HE LAUGHS
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Badger!
BUZZER
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Hi, Chester. Hi! Blu's a big fan.
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He's read all your books.
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He can remember stats
almost as well as you can.
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Is that right?
Well, let's have a stat-off!
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Let's go!
Longest toenails in the world.
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Ivor Bigatoe.
Most arm wrestles won in one hour?
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Oh... Er, he was in the army... Yes.
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Major...Armstrong! Right!
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Family with the most
official Planet Records?
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Ah, that would be Aniya's family
if she broke the record today.
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So what's it going to be?
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That's the problem!
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I can't do anything.
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Sure you can, but you better find
a record soon. Time is running out.
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Let's try a simple one.
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Most successful basketball shots by
an under-12-year-old in one minute.
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A classic. Come on, then, guys.
We've got this! Right!
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Your time starts...
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..now!
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Come on! Rio!
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You can do it!
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Aniya! Aniya! Aniya!
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CHEERING
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Faster, Moxy!
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Oh!
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SHE GRUNTS
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Whoa! Oof!
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Whaaa! Whoa!
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Why are you on the floor?
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WHISTLE BLOWS
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With...one successful basket, this
is not an official Planet Record.
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Mr Chester Hair to room
four, please.
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The watching paint dry record
attempt is about to begin.
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Ooh! Must dash! Back soon!
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HE CACKLES
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Whiff, you're a genius!
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Come on, guys, we can do better.
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Aniya, let's try another record.
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GROWLING
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Odd Socks...
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..let's go!
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Right, here we go.
This could be classic.
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OK, Chester, you've got to stay
focused on this one.
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Paint, check.
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Stop watch, check.
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Now, will this be an
official Planet Record?
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Come on, Aniya. You can do it!
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Only 137 still to go!
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But I don't like gherkins.
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Oh, everyone loves gherkins!
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HE RETCHES
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Mmm!
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DOOR OPENS, WHISTLE BLOWS
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I'm back... Erm...
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I'm back!
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It gives me great pleasure to say
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this is not an official
Planet Record.
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Don't be sad, Aniya.
We're going to try and break
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different records, even if it takes
all night.
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don't give up
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don't give up
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don't give up
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don't give up
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ACHOO!
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your knees?
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or the fastest toes
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your nose?
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in the end
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don't give up
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don't give up
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don't give up
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don't give up
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the record for the longest jog
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the title for the strongest arm hair
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stare?
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don't give up
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don't give up
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don't give up
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don't give up
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Almost there...
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That's it!
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803 packs! What a house of cards!
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It's nearly a record!
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I want to go live in it!
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Whoa! Ah, in order for this to be
a proper record,
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it needs to be five degrees colder.
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It's too hot in here.
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Noooo!
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Oh, I can blink at last!
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That paint took exactly...
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..2 hours and 43 seconds to dry.
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Hmm...
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And I didn't blink in that time,
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which means we've set...
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..two official
Planet Records!
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VOICE-Chester will be back
any minute
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and my cover will be blown!
Run for it!
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Oh, there it is.
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I believe this is yours.
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OK, what next?
I've been trying all day.
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I'm never going to set a record.
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An Odd Sock never gives up, Aniya.
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We'll think of something.
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I've got it!
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The official Planet Record for...
the shortest cough. Really?
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Is that a thing?
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Uh-huh - 0.02 seconds, set by
Misty Phlegm in 1977.
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Classic.
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Come on, Aniya, you've got this.
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DRUM ROLL
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SHE COUGHS
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WHISTLE BLOWS
Sorry, too long.
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That's it! I give up!
I'm never going to set a record!
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Look at the amount I've tried!
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We're still really proud of you,
Aniya.
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Yeah, you gave them
all your best shot.
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Look at the amount you've tried!
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Have you tried all these today?
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Hey, Blu, what's the most official
Planet Records attempted in one day?
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Easy - that's the biggest
record of all.
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156, set by Max Tryharder
on November the 5th, 1955.
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And, Aniya...
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DRUM ROLL
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..has beaten it!
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That was her 157th attempt today!
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People, we have an official
Planet Record!
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CHEERING
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Aniya! Aniya! Aniya!
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Snollygoster!
BUZZER
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APPLAUSE
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WHAT?!
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Come on, say cheese.
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BANG!
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CHEERING
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Well, I guess that's Odd Job
complete. Who's in the Odd Socks?
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We are!
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HE GROANS
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Still having trouble with
the cupboard, Whiff?
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HE GROANS
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That's not even a word,
but he has tried 906 others.
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Maybe it wasn't a word,
but a phrase.
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Yeah, what would you have said when
Mac
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got you to come up with the
password?
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I don't know!
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That sounds about right!
Ha-ha-ha! At last!
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My precious, favourite cereal!
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Great...
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It's empty.
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Oh... I wonder why.
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I don't know.
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Ow!
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for you, you, you
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