Original subtitles

Hi, I'm Andy and this is the band. Hit it!

Yeah!

with a cool, cool style

and our keyboard-playing star

on his favourite guitar

are here for you, you, you

Andy and The Band

Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together

and welcome on stage

the one, the only, the legend,

it's...Whiff!

Hi, Whiff.

Er, hi. Love the look. Yeah.

You look like you're about to do a show, Whiff.

A show? Yeah. No! HE CLAPS, BUZZING

You're not thinking of replacing us, are you, mate? No!

No, of course not.

We know you're not, old pal. So what is with the new outfit then?

This old thing? It's, er, my old roadie outfit.

Yeah. It's good for...

Well, for carrying all that gear.

Well, there's quite a bit there. Bring it on.

Are you sure? Yes.

E-Even the big one? Especially the big one.

So, if you start with this, maybe... It's a little bit awkward...

ALL SPEAK AT ONCE, ALARM BLARES

Oh, Fanbase. Don't want to miss that.

Yeah, put that down.

Is it on? Yes.

Hi, Andy's mum. Hi, Ruby.

Hello, loves.

Now, don't let me stop you getting to your gig,

but we have an urgent message for you.

Yeah, it's an e-mail from an Odd Sock called Mimi Spoonz.

Oh.

She runs the Silver Spoonz cafe where everything has to be eaten

with a spoon. And, Mimi, poor love, has hurt her hands. Yes.

Thanks, Mum. Oh.

And she's got the... ..mystery restaurant reviewer

for the Golden Star Spoon Awards coming today.

That's right.

And she needs YOU to run her cafe.

HE CACKLES

You. Help her win that Golden Star Spoon.

We'll squeeze it in before the gig.

Bye! Good luck. Right, band.

HE CLAPS RHYTHMICALLY We have an odd job.

Let's get the Rock And Roller on the...

Hey, want me to play the spoons until we get there?

I don't think there's any need.

Imagine if we helped Mimi win a Golden Star Spoon Award.

Now, that would cause quite a stir!

Oh, very funny.

We've arrived. Band, off the bus.

Mimi, hi. I'm Andy.

Oh.

Ah.

Hi, everyone. I am a big fan!

Oh, stop. But there's no time to lose.

Lunch service should have started five minutes ago. OK.

What do you need us to do?

You'll need uniforms.

We love uniforms!

Rio, you're the waiter.

May I take your order, senor?

Moxy, you're the maitre d'. Cool!

What's that? It means you're in charge of Rio. Cool!

Blu, you're the assistant chef. Perfect. And I am?

Bins and washing-up.

Ah, gastronomical hygiene technician. Very good.

Andy, head chef. Head chef.

Right. We don't have much time.

Focus.

Don't forget, someone in here

is a very important mystery restaurant reviewer.

Oh, but we don't know who.

Suit. Bowtie. Angry look. It must be him.

I think you're right.

To work.

Excellent! This is going to take a while.

Right.

Um...

Anyone know anything about cooking?

I can make toast! Great. ALARM BEEPS

ANDY COUGHS

Are toast glasses a thing? No. No, they're not.

ANDY COUGHS

It's no good. We'll have to call Whiff.

PHONE RINGS

Whiff, we need a recipe - fast!

What's that? Fast, you say? Yes! We don't want to miss our gig.

No, no, no, because then this tour will be cancelled and then,

then I imagine a replacement will have to be found. Yes.

So, what have you got for us?

Aha! "The Big Website Of Impossibly Complicated Recipes."

Leave it with me. Brilliant!

Right, guys. Let's get ready.

PIPES SHUDDERING

Oh.

Too much washing up. It's no good!

I'll need to invent something. Thinking face on!

Mac to Brain. Brain, I need ideas. BUZZ

Oh! Good ideas.

Thank you, Brain.

Excuse me. Yes?

I asked for a menu.

Of course, senor! Thank you.

He wants a menu.

We can't give him a menu until WE know what's for lunch.

You'll have to distract him. Right.

How?

Use this.

UKULELE PLAYING

I'm not entertained.

How about this?

Ole!

HE GASPS Still not.

How about this?

Ole!

I JUST want a menu.

And a new tablecloth.

Tough crowd.

I call it the Wash-o-matic.

You put your dirty dish in here, travels along this tube here,

passes through the system here and comes out the other end

sparkly clean here.

Brilliant. What happens to the food waste?

That's the best bit. It's not waste.

It gets blitzed and stored in here. Oh!

SPLORT!

That needs a wee tweak. I'll go clean my face.

PHONE RINGING

Right, Whiff, what do we need?

You're going to need bread dough, mustard mince, sprouts, jelly,

sweets, cold custard, onions and gravy.

Oh, and a massive Mexican Mayhem chilli.

Don't forget the chilli. Got it.

Thanks, Whiff. Guys, we really need a...

..menu? Guys?

No time for that. Let's get cooking.

And don't forget the chilli.

There's no time to stop

chop, chop, chop

and give your feet a break

If you haven't got a clue

Boil it or put it in a stew?

with a smile on your face

at speed, speed, speed

to feed, feed, feed

Badada, bing-bong!

Dobba-da, ding-dong

We're cooking today!

Biddley, boo-boo

Noodley, noo-noo

It's a chop chop, choppity day

Cos it's all gone pear-shaped

and give your feet a break, ah!

and your eggs have spoiled

What's that burning?!

with a smile on your face

at speed, speed, speed

to feed, feed, feed

Badada, bing-bong!

Dobba-da, ding-dong

We're cooking today!

Biddley, boo-boo

Noodley, noo-noo

It's a chop chop, choppity

I...don't know what it is...

..but I like it.

Good work, Band.

SQUELCHING

Will somebody...

I think we might have a little problem. ..just get me...

..A MENU?!

Food's ready. One chilli con pizza pasta burger spaghetti thing.

Don't forget the chilli. Oh, we forgot the chilli!

No time to fix that now.

Service!

Off you go. No, wait! You can't take that out there.

All my food has to be eaten with a spoon. Remember?

She's right.

I'm finished. I've got a spoon we could eat that with. Thanks, Andy.

Oh! Hey, great!

Well, this should really test it.

ALL IN SLOW-No!

Why are you in slow motion? What have I done?

HE CHUCKLES

Oh, beautiful!

Well, the plate's clean but lunch is ruined.

Maybe not.

Anyone for soup?

Perfect!

Your soup, senoritas.

Your menu, senor. Ah!

"Soup"? Excellent choice, senor!

Which, of course, can only be eaten with a spoon.

Your soup!

SPLAT!

DINERS GASP

That's it.

This is the worst restaurant...

..I've EVER BEEN TO!

I'm leaving.

No!

Bowl.

Thank you.

DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES

I don't think he liked the soup.

Wow! This is delicious!

It's like you mixed all my favourite foods together!

What? You...like it?

I love it! I'm awarding this restaurant the Golden Star Spoon!

Sorry, you're the mystery restaurant reviewer?

Yes. Best restaurant ever!

Oh, my! Thank you! And thank you, Odd Socks.

I couldn't have done it without you. We did it.

Yeah!

Odd job complete. Who's in the Odd Socks?

We are!

If he wasn't the reviewer, who was that guy?

Whiff, we're back and just in time for our gig.

Yeah. Well done.

We brought you back some soup to thank you for all your help.

We hope you like it.

Don't worry, Andy. I didn't forget the chilli this time.

HE SCREAMS

Playing all across the land

are here for you, you, you

Always here to lend a hand