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Hi, I'm Andy and this is The Band.
Hit it!
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Yeah!
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with a cool, cool style
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and our keyboard-playing star
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on his favourite guitar
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for you, you, you
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Andy and The Band
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Oh, Mac,
these biscuits smell delicious.
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They're my auntie Rhona's
famous emoji biscuits.
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Emoji biscuits?
Love them already.
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Well, they make you feel
different emotions.
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Well, I feel pretty hungry.
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Well, go ahead, have one.
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That's the anger biscuit.
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I don't feel any different.
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Really? Yeah. Really?
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YES!
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What a delicious biscuit!
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Whoa!
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They're good!
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That's the suspicion biscuit.
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Is it?
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How do you know?
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And why are you all staring at me?
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That's the sadness biscuit.
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HE SOBS
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I can't believe I've just eaten
this beautiful biscuit.
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What have I done?
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Mac, this biscuit's the most
wonderful thing in the world
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and I want to marry it.
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And you, Blu.
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And all of you.
That's the love biscuit.
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Huh? How much of that biscuit
have you had, Rio?
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None of it. Why?
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Oh, and these must be for me.
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I'll have this one first.
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No, Whiff! That's
the mixed emotion biscuit.
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I made that with the remains
of all the other biscuits.
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WHAT?! Anger.
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Who left this one for me?
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Someone's trying to poison me.
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Suspicion.
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I'm a total failure.
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Sadness.
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And love?
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You guys are the best. Oh!
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Oh! Oh... These biscuits really
are powerful.
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KLAXON SOUNDS
Band! Message from Fanbase.
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Good dog. There.
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Hi, Mum. Hi, Ruby.
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Hello, darlings.
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Now, don't let us stop you
getting to your gig,
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but we have a very odd job
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for yoooou!
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Down, Norbert, down!
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Mum's dog sitting today.
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Oh! This odd job is from a fan
called Alana.
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Alana needs help with
her French poodle, Monty.
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Ooh!
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I know what she means.
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Heel, boy! Heel!
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A...dog?
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What's the problem, Mac?
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The Mac family clan have been
terrified of dogs
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ever since the great West Highland
wolf siege of 1871.
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Erm...
I'm sure Monty's not that scary.
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We've got a picture.
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Oh!
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Aw!
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Alana needs our help.
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She says Monty won't follow her
instructions.
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Oh, oh!
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You have to be strict
with him, Andy.
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Sit, Norbert.
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Oh!
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Wargh!
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Good luck, guys.
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Thanks, Rubes.
Guys, we have an odd job.
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Let's get
the Rock N Roller on the...
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Right, then. Has anyone ever
trained a dog before?
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I once taught a hamster
to cycle. Awesome!
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Not really.
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It stole my bike.
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Blu, do you promise to protect me
from that vicious barking beastie?
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Sure, my scaredy-dog Scottish buddy.
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We're here. Band, off the bus.
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Bye!
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Don't hurry back.
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Now, if they're late for their gig,
the tour will be cancelled
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and I can take their place.
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Mua-ha-ha!
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HE SOBS
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Hi, Alana.
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Andy! Guys!
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I'm so pleased you're here.
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BARKING
Monty!
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I'm fine.
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Totally fine.
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He won't do anything I say.
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Watch.
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Monty, roll over.
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Monty, fetch the ball.
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Monty, stay.
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Argh!
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Don't worry, Alana.
We'll soon get this pup trained up.
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We'll do what we do best.
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Look good?
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No, play music!
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Oh!
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And look good. Yeah.
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One, two, three...
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Tricky.
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Blu, what do we do? Hmm...
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If we want to understand the dog,
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we must first become the dog.
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HE BARKS
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Great idea, Blu.
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Let's all become dogs.
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Yeah!
MAC LAUGHS NERVOUSLY
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BARKING AND GROWLING
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So now there are five dogs.
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Alana, you give us the commands
and we'll show Monty what to do.
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OK, sit.
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Like dogs.
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Oh!
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And sit.
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Roll over.
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Oh, great!
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SHE SIGHS
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Well, they can't train Monty
if he's not there.
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What we need is
a little doggie distraction.
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I've just got to find
the right sound effect.
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ELEPHANT TRUMPET
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PARP SOUND
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DOOR BELL SOUND
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Perfect!
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PLAYS DOOR BELL SOUND
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Hello?
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BARKING
Oh! Whoa!
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Monty? Guys!
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Yes!
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Bye, Monty.
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Wait a minute, Odd Dogs.
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Something's missing.
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Where's Monty?
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He ran out the front door.
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I'm sorry.
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He's very scary.
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Odd Socks, we need to find that dog.
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Here, boy!
WHISTLING
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Where you hiding?
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Where did you go?
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Where's that dog gone?
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Ah-woo!
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Mm!
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Ah-woo!
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like a bo-o-o-o-one
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Fetch the stick
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a description that
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Ugh!
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Catch the ball
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Look, a nice tree
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Come and get it
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Time for your tea
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Ah-woo!
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Ah-woo!
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my ice cream co-o-o-o-one
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Catch the stick
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Uggghhh!
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So, I've crunched the numbers and
based on our success rate so far,
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I've worked out how long it
will take us to train Monty.
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Great. How long?
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14 years.
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BARKING
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Oh! Oh, look, Monty likes you, Mac.
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He wants to be your friend.
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Mac, that's it.
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If Monty likes you,
you need to run the training.
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Right.
Give me a couple of minutes.
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Shouldn't you be training
that French poodle?
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I want to, but I've got to get over
my fear of dogs first.
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By baking?
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By baking bravery biscuits.
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Auntie Rhona's recipe.
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Eat one, and
I'll become incredibly brave.
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It's the only way I can face Monty.
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If those biscuits work, Mac could
train Monty in time for the gig.
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I need to put a stop to this.
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Bravery powder?
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Super-strength self-raising flour.
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Maybe a little switcheroo...
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There you go.
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Oh, thanks, Whiff.
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What would I do without you?
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I've no idea.
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I'm ready.
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Let the training begin.
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Biscuits? Great idea, Mac.
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We can train Monty with treats.
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No, Rio, they're actually for...me.
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Here, have some biscuit.
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No, Rio, stop!
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He really liked those biscuits.
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We have a problem.
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Oh!
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Well, I wasn't expecting that.
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Self-raising flour, eh?
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There is no way they'll
make the gig now.
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Mac...
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..what did you put in those
biscuits?
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I don't know.
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They were supposed to be
bravery biscuits,
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so I'd be brave enough
to train Monty.
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You don't need biscuits to be brave.
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You just need friends
who believe in you.
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And a massive sword.
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Ooh!
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You don't need a sword. Phew!
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You do.
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Monty...
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..sit.
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He doesn't seem to understand
a word we say.
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It's like we're speaking
a different language.
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Wait a minute...
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What if we are speaking
a different language?
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Monty's a French poodle.
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Maybe he only understands French.
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Bonjour, Monty. Ca va?
Tres bien.
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Monty, asseyez.
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That means sit.
I tell you what...
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Oh!
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Ahem...
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What? It's the only French I know.
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Try another one. Er...
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You've done it.
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He understands. Yeah!
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The biscuit will wear off soon,
I promise.
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Aw! I love having a big dog.
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What's "fetch"?
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Va chercher. Why?
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Whoa!
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Odd job complete!
Who's in the Odd Socks?
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I'm really proud of you for getting
over your fear of dogs.
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Didn't even need a biscuit.
Whiff, we're back.
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Oh, thank goodness you're here!
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I've missed you so much.
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Never leave me again!
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Er, are you all right, Whiff?
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Have you been at the biscuits again?
Yeah...
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How was that adorable dog?
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He's great. All thanks to you. Me?
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It was you who reminded me
that Monty was a French poodle.
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Oh, wonderful...
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What's going on?! I should be grumpy
and angry. Let's try this again.
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Andy... Yes?
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..you have beautiful eyes.
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Thanks, Whiff.
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Nooooo!
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for you, you, you
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Andy and The Band
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