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Hi, I'm Andy and this is The Band. Hit it!

Yeah!

with a cool, cool style

and our keyboard-playing star

on his favourite guitar

for you, you, you

Andy and The Band

Oh, Mac, these biscuits smell delicious.

They're my auntie Rhona's famous emoji biscuits.

Emoji biscuits? Love them already.

Well, they make you feel different emotions.

Well, I feel pretty hungry.

Well, go ahead, have one.

That's the anger biscuit.

I don't feel any different.

Really? Yeah. Really?

YES!

What a delicious biscuit!

Whoa!

They're good!

That's the suspicion biscuit.

Is it?

How do you know?

And why are you all staring at me?

That's the sadness biscuit.

HE SOBS

I can't believe I've just eaten this beautiful biscuit.

What have I done?

Mac, this biscuit's the most wonderful thing in the world

and I want to marry it.

And you, Blu.

And all of you. That's the love biscuit.

Huh? How much of that biscuit have you had, Rio?

None of it. Why?

Oh, and these must be for me.

I'll have this one first.

No, Whiff! That's the mixed emotion biscuit.

I made that with the remains of all the other biscuits.

WHAT?! Anger.

Who left this one for me?

Someone's trying to poison me.

Suspicion.

I'm a total failure.

Sadness.

And love?

You guys are the best. Oh!

Oh! Oh... These biscuits really are powerful.

KLAXON SOUNDS Band! Message from Fanbase.

Good dog. There.

Hi, Mum. Hi, Ruby.

Hello, darlings.

Now, don't let us stop you getting to your gig,

but we have a very odd job

for yoooou!

Down, Norbert, down!

Mum's dog sitting today.

Oh! This odd job is from a fan called Alana.

Alana needs help with her French poodle, Monty.

Ooh!

I know what she means.

Heel, boy! Heel!

A...dog?

What's the problem, Mac?

The Mac family clan have been terrified of dogs

ever since the great West Highland wolf siege of 1871.

Erm... I'm sure Monty's not that scary.

We've got a picture.

Oh!

Aw!

Alana needs our help.

She says Monty won't follow her instructions.

Oh, oh!

You have to be strict with him, Andy.

Sit, Norbert.

Oh!

Wargh!

Good luck, guys.

Thanks, Rubes. Guys, we have an odd job.

Let's get the Rock N Roller on the...

Right, then. Has anyone ever trained a dog before?

I once taught a hamster to cycle. Awesome!

Not really.

It stole my bike.

Blu, do you promise to protect me from that vicious barking beastie?

Sure, my scaredy-dog Scottish buddy.

We're here. Band, off the bus.

Bye!

Don't hurry back.

Now, if they're late for their gig, the tour will be cancelled

and I can take their place.

Mua-ha-ha!

HE SOBS

Hi, Alana.

Andy! Guys!

I'm so pleased you're here.

BARKING Monty!

I'm fine.

Totally fine.

He won't do anything I say.

Watch.

Monty, roll over.

Monty, fetch the ball.

Monty, stay.

Argh!

Don't worry, Alana. We'll soon get this pup trained up.

We'll do what we do best.

Look good?

No, play music!

Oh!

And look good. Yeah.

One, two, three...

Tricky.

Blu, what do we do? Hmm...

If we want to understand the dog,

we must first become the dog.

HE BARKS

Great idea, Blu.

Let's all become dogs.

Yeah! MAC LAUGHS NERVOUSLY

BARKING AND GROWLING

So now there are five dogs.

Alana, you give us the commands and we'll show Monty what to do.

OK, sit.

Like dogs.

Oh!

And sit.

Roll over.

Oh, great!

SHE SIGHS

Well, they can't train Monty if he's not there.

What we need is a little doggie distraction.

I've just got to find the right sound effect.

ELEPHANT TRUMPET

PARP SOUND

DOOR BELL SOUND

Perfect!

PLAYS DOOR BELL SOUND

Hello?

BARKING Oh! Whoa!

Monty? Guys!

Yes!

Bye, Monty.

Wait a minute, Odd Dogs.

Something's missing.

Where's Monty?

He ran out the front door.

I'm sorry.

He's very scary.

Odd Socks, we need to find that dog.

Here, boy! WHISTLING

Where you hiding?

Where did you go?

Where's that dog gone?

Ah-woo!

Mm!

Ah-woo!

like a bo-o-o-o-one

Fetch the stick

a description that

Ugh!

Catch the ball

Look, a nice tree

Come and get it

Time for your tea

Ah-woo!

Ah-woo!

my ice cream co-o-o-o-one

Catch the stick

Uggghhh!

So, I've crunched the numbers and based on our success rate so far,

I've worked out how long it will take us to train Monty.

Great. How long?

14 years.

BARKING

Oh! Oh, look, Monty likes you, Mac.

He wants to be your friend.

Mac, that's it.

If Monty likes you, you need to run the training.

Right. Give me a couple of minutes.

Shouldn't you be training that French poodle?

I want to, but I've got to get over my fear of dogs first.

By baking?

By baking bravery biscuits.

Auntie Rhona's recipe.

Eat one, and I'll become incredibly brave.

It's the only way I can face Monty.

If those biscuits work, Mac could train Monty in time for the gig.

I need to put a stop to this.

Bravery powder?

Super-strength self-raising flour.

Maybe a little switcheroo...

There you go.

Oh, thanks, Whiff.

What would I do without you?

I've no idea.

I'm ready.

Let the training begin.

Biscuits? Great idea, Mac.

We can train Monty with treats.

No, Rio, they're actually for...me.

Here, have some biscuit.

No, Rio, stop!

He really liked those biscuits.

We have a problem.

Oh!

Well, I wasn't expecting that.

Self-raising flour, eh?

There is no way they'll make the gig now.

Mac...

..what did you put in those biscuits?

I don't know.

They were supposed to be bravery biscuits,

so I'd be brave enough to train Monty.

You don't need biscuits to be brave.

You just need friends who believe in you.

And a massive sword.

Ooh!

You don't need a sword. Phew!

You do.

Monty...

..sit.

He doesn't seem to understand a word we say.

It's like we're speaking a different language.

Wait a minute...

What if we are speaking a different language?

Monty's a French poodle.

Maybe he only understands French.

Bonjour, Monty. Ca va? Tres bien.

Monty, asseyez.

That means sit. I tell you what...

Oh!

Ahem...

What? It's the only French I know.

Try another one. Er...

You've done it.

He understands. Yeah!

The biscuit will wear off soon, I promise.

Aw! I love having a big dog.

What's "fetch"?

Va chercher. Why?

Whoa!

Odd job complete! Who's in the Odd Socks?

I'm really proud of you for getting over your fear of dogs.

Didn't even need a biscuit. Whiff, we're back.

Oh, thank goodness you're here!

I've missed you so much.

Never leave me again!

Er, are you all right, Whiff?

Have you been at the biscuits again? Yeah...

How was that adorable dog?

He's great. All thanks to you. Me?

It was you who reminded me that Monty was a French poodle.

Oh, wonderful...

What's going on?! I should be grumpy and angry. Let's try this again.

Andy... Yes?

..you have beautiful eyes.

Thanks, Whiff.

Nooooo!

for you, you, you

Andy and The Band