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Oh, a porcupine.

>> A porcupine. A pop.

>> Hi, I'm Poppy. Don't mean to get your

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I found the one.

We met right here at the candy store.

Now every night I'm back to pick up my

one and only

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crunch inside every creamy chocolate

bite for a taste you can fall in love

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>> Two bigger scoops of raisins.

>> Two scoops raisin bread.

>> That's more raisins. That's one big

scoop.

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>> M chocolate.

M m peanut butter.

>> Hey.

>> Oh. Hey, you got your chocolate and my

peanut butter.

>> Peanut butter on my chocolate.

>> What?

>> What?

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topped with chopped peanuts.

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you

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>> new chicken McNuggets. There's no other

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at McDonald's.

CRUNCH ISLAND AT LAST. Soon all the

Captain Crunch cereal will be mine.

>> It's the thought.

>> We got to stop him from finding the

Captain Crunch.

>> I've got an idea. NOW FOR THE signs of

the Captain Crunch. Ah, golden sweet

Captain Crunch cereal. This way. Eight

more pieces. Captain Crunch. A DELICIOUS

PART OF A BALANCE BREAKFAST. There it

is. Oh no. You can't get away WITH THE

CRUNCH NOW.

>> Cuz the crunch always gives you away.

Spider-Man.

Heat.

Heat.

Spider-Man.

Wonderful.

Come on, get the lead out of your web,

Spidey.

It's 5 minutes to midnight and I was

supposed to meet Betty Brandt at the

Daily Bugle's New Year's party hours

ago.

I don't get there quick. It'll be the

second time this week I've stood her up.

And poor old Peter will be on our

enemies list for life.

Oh no, it's the black cat. And she's

headed for the New Year's party in JJ's

office. If I follow her to see what

she's up to, Betty will be through with

me for sure. I'll give it up, Webhead.

You never could turn down a date with

danger.

I can't imagine where in the world Peter

is.

>> I'd forget about Parker, Betty. He

probably dressed up as Al Capone and got

thrown in jail.

>> This is quite a newsworthy event. Every

big wig in New York is here tonight. And

that means diamond necklaces, gold

watches, silver bracelets, not to

mention plenty of cash. A fitting prize

for the greatest cat burglar in the

world.

>> But really, don't you feel the mayor has

made a complete monkey out of HIMSELF

LATELY?

>> MADAM, I am the mayor.

>> Oh, well,

>> QUIET, QUIET, QUIET. EVERYBODY, IT'S

almost midnight.

5 4 3 2 1 Happy New Year.

>> Thanks. Happy New Year to you, too.

>> Any minute now, and I would cleaned out

everyone at this party

>> for you, Black Cat. The party's over.

>> Well, if it isn't New York's swinging

wall crawler, how about I call you

later.

>> Here, kitty. Kitty, come to Spidey.

Don't come any closer, Spider-Man, or

you'll find out just how mean this

little kitty really is.

>> Gee, if you're that dangerous, I guess I

should just put my hands up in the air

and give up.

>> Just a minute. WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE

DOING, SPIDER-MAN? I'LL HAVE YOU

ARRESTED for for RUINING MY PARTY,

DISTURBING MY GUESTS.

>> THIS guest of yours is the black catber

salons. She's looted everyone at your

party. Here you go, JJ. You're going to

hand these little trinkets back to your

guests now.

>> All right, Black Beauty. We got a date

with the chief of police.

>> Don't think I believe this for a minute,

Webhead. It's one of your tricks.

>> It's a good thing I came equipped for

every emergency.

>> Hey, who let the cat out of the bag?

>> Who do you think? Sticky fingers.

>> Happy landings.

Hey, is that any way to treat me on our

first date?

>> See what happens when you let a black

cat cross your path. Phew, that girl's

got guts. You wouldn't catch me doing

that without a spider line.

Uh, hi Betty.

>> Well, aren't you a little late, Peter?

The party was last night. Remember?

>> Gee, I'm sorry, Betty. I

>> Never mind the excuses. That's the last

time you'll stand me up.

>> Oh, give me another chance. I'll uh I'll

make a New Year's resolution. I'll never

do it again. Scouts honor.

In fact, I'll take you to lunch today to

prove it. Okay.

>> Well, oh, okay,

>> Parker.

What's the MATTER WITH YOU? WHY WEREN'T

YOU AT MY PARTY LAST NIGHT?

>> UH, hi JJ. Well, uh, you might say I was

there IN SPIRIT.

>> BOULDER DASH. THANKS TO YOU, I DIDN'T

GET PICTURES of Spider-Man AND THAT THAT

FELINE FIASCO, the black cat.

>> Is that any way to talk about a lady,

but I'll forgive you this time, honey.

>> Don't you try to threaten me, you alley

cat. Get out of my office before I call

the cops.

>> I just figured seeing as how you hate

Spider-Man so much, you might be

interested in how I'm going to ruin his

reputation.

>> Well, now that that begins to sound

interesting. Why don't you just forget

about those things I said to you and and

just tell me what you have in mind?

>> All you have to do is print my challenge

on the front page of the Daily Bugle

stating that the black cat is going to

steal the milliondoll Maltese mouse.

And if Spider-Man tries to stop me,

>> you're wasting your time, Black Cat.

Spider-Man will make catnip out of you.

>> Say, you're kind of cute for a wise guy.

Too bad I don't have time to pursue this

relationship.

>> WELL, DON'T JUST STAND THERE, PARKER.

THERE'S A STORY I want you to cover.

Show them the details, Miss Brandt. The

famous Maltese mouse is arriving from

France at Doc 13 in a few hours. It's

going to be displayed on the Johnny

Griffin show tonight before a live

national audience.

>> AND BE SURE TO GET PLENTY OF PICTURES,

especially the ones that make Spider-Man

look bad.

>> CAREFUL WITH THAT CRATE. IT'S WORTH A

MILLION BUCKS.

THEY'RE LOADING the Maltese mouse into

that armored truck. The black cat could

show up at any moment. I'll just tag

along and play Watchdog.

I think I'll check out this diamondeyed

mouse sculpture and see what I'm wasting

my time about.

Sure is a big crate for a little mouse,

huh? Those are the strangest looking

mice I've ever seen.

Watch this.

When the Spider-Man's away, the black

cat will play. Oh, great. I've been had.

This armored truck is a decoy set up by

the black cat.

It's back to the dock before the black

cat steals that Maltese thingamawatt.

Perfect timing.

>> There she is, Mr. Gold Bloom. Safer than

a fish in a net. The Maltese mouse.

>> The dot's just ahead. Oh no, I'm going

to miss my lunch date with Betty. I

better call her quick.

Just my luck. Someone's using the phone

booth.

>> Say, where have I seen that guy before?

>> Well, no time to worry about it now.

>> Hello, Betty. This is Peter. Look, uh,

this black cat story is starting to get

real hot, and I'm afraid I'm going to

have to miss our lunch date.

>> I thought you were through standing me

up, Peter. Honestly, Betty, this is the

last time. Tell you what, why don't I

meet you at the Johnny Griffin show

tonight?

>> Well, I don't know.

>> And afterwards, I'll take you out to

dinner.

>> Okay, Peter. I'll give you one more

chance.

>> Great. See you later, buddy.

>> Now that I've made that date, I hope I

haven't missed my date with a black cat.

I'll just stick my trusty camera up here

in case I do anything so spectacular, it

deserves a place in history.

>> Well, everything looks in order,

Captain. The Multis mouse is in perfect

condition.

>> Real nice of you, gentlemen, to keep it

in such good shape for me. I wouldn't

want to steal anything that had a flaw

in it.

>> Wait, it's the BLACK CAT. STOP HER. I'LL

GET

>> IT'S time for the black cat to create a

blackout.

Gee, I haven't had so many cute guys

after me since I dropped out of high

school.

>> Quick, we've got to get out of here

before she gets the Maltese mouse.

>> Oh no, it's it's gone.

>> Don't worry, fellas. I'll take good care

of it. That is until I take its diamond

eyes out and sell them on the black

market.

>> Hey, watch where you're going, lady.

Lady, nothing. That was the black cat.

>> Well, hello there, black beauty. Looks

like your bragging news headlines should

have been printed in the funny pages.

>> I told you before it's dangerous to let

the black cat cross your path.

>> Gee, I forgot. I guess the only thing I

consider unlucky is spilled web fluid. I

am curious about one thing, though. What

made you decide to steal the Malty's

mouse? Careful. Didn't you ever hear the

expression curiosity killed the

Spider-Man?

Not even my

spider strength can break me free of

this.

Oh, great. It looks like I don't have to

worry about drowning. That ship's

propeller is going to get me first.

>> It's no use. I can't get free.

>> I've only got one chance. And if I

miscalculate, the local fish will be

eating Spidey or

I never knew smug could taste so good.

That feline finagler is getting away.

>> Spider-Man, you're alive,

>> right? Cats aren't the only ones with

nine lives.

>> In that case, there's one down and eight

to go.

>> She's beginning to get on my nerves.

I've had all I'm going to take of your

footing, sweetheart.

>> This will keep one black cat I know from

straying. And I'll just separate the cat

and the mouse.

>> You underestimate me, Spidey.

>> Oh no.

I wish I didn't have to be so rough on

him.

>> He's so cute.

>> Oh boy.

>> Time to make like a banana and split.

I've done some pretty strange things in

my life, but that's the first time I

ever rescued a car lot. Oh no, the black

cat slipped away again. Uh, Spider-Man,

I want to thank you here. You rescued

the Maltese mouse. How can we ever repay

you?

>> Oh, you could start by carving my head

on Mount Rushmore.

>> That's very funny, Spider-Man.

You know, it's obvious we aren't

properly equipped to protect the Maltese

mouse in the face of the black cat

threat. You're the only one who can help

us. You must guard the Maltese mouse

when it appears on the Johnny Griffin

show tonight.

>> Me guard a mouse on television? You got

to be nuts. Forget it. We'll pay you

double what our security guards are

getting.

>> What time do you want me at the studio?

>> 8:00, just before showtime.

>> I'll see you there.

>> Spider-Man's falling right into my trap.

With him guarding the Maltese mouse on

national television, I can make a fool

out of him in front of 50 million

people.

>> I told you I wouldn't let you down this

time, Betty. Well, you know, Peter, a

girl can only be stood up so many times

before she gives up.

>> Never again, Betty. And to make up for

all those times I canled, after the show

tonight, I'm going to take you out to

the finest restaurant in New York.

Press,

>> Mr. Jameson, what are you doing here?

>> I got a phone call from the Black Cat.

Said I shouldn't miss this show.

Something about a big surprise. So

that's why she picked the Maltese mouse,

so she could challenge Spidey before a

million viewers.

>> Did you say something, Peter?

>> I uh I said I can't imagine a little

mouse being worth a million dollars.

>> Who's there?

>> Nobody here but us cats.

Get him.

Shoo. Shoo. Sk, get away from me.

>> Let's see.

That's what I need. The perfect prop to

trap the Spider-Man.

>> There goes my spider sense. I think it's

time for Spidey to make his personal

appearance.

Uh, I got to get some more uh film in

case the black cat shows up. Be back in

a minute.

H the Maltese mouse is due on stage any

minute and Spider-Man's nowhere to be

found.

>> That's probably because no one told me I

was lost.

>> Good. Now, be careful with this,

Spider-Man, and watch out for the black

cat.

>> Who cares about the black cat? I'm more

concerned about my stage fright.

>> Thank you. Thank you. You look like a

great group. And tonight, I'm going to

dispense with my hilarious monologue and

get right to our special presentation.

Uh, not only do we have the fabulous

million-dollar maltes mouse, but here

tonight to personally guard the little

critter from the notorious black cat, we

have New York's most famous swinger.

>> Spidey.

>> Well, that was quite an entrance,

Spider-Man. What convinced you to appear

on national television to guard this

marvelous little mouse?

>> Money. What else?

>> I see. I think our audience would like

to know how you managed to keep your

true identity a secret.

>> Simple. I don't tell anybody who I am.

>> I wonder what's taking Peter so long.

>> Don't worry about the bad jokes, Spidey,

dear. Any minute now, you'll be the

laughing stock of New York City.

>> Well, how about showing the audience

some of your sticky web tricks, Spidey?

>> Why, sure. Here's one.

Don't you Why you put ME DOWN, WEBHEAD,

OR I'LL SUE YOU FOR ALL YOUR WORTH.

>> Whatever you say, JJ.

>> I think it's about time the real show

started.

>> What was that? It's the black cat.

>> Oh, great. Just when my routine was

starting to get hot.

Hey, Florence, you got to see this.

Spider-Man's doing a dead snub with some

cat lady.

>> Here, kitty kitty kitty. Come to Spidey.

I promise you'll get plenty of fish and

milk in prison.

>> Spiderman or Spider Mouse. You'll have

to catch me first.

Served you right, web head. Now the

world will know you're nothing but a

clutch in red tights.

>> You'd better snap to it, Spidey, or they

won't even make comic books about you

anymore.

Give it up, cat. Not even OJ Simpson can

outrun the old webslinger.

>> Who said anything about running? Spidey,

I'm taking a cab.

>> If crime doesn't pay, how come she's got

cab fair and I haven't?

>> Oh, where too, little lady?

>> Anywhere. and step on it.

>> Time for a little Olympic web skiing.

>> I hate to do this to you, Spidey, but

you asked for it. This is where I get

off. Hit the brakes.

>> Oh, no.

>> Oh, wonderful. I'm caught in my own

webbing. Just my luck. It's a real

strong batch.

>> Hang in there, Spidey. The black cat's

about to cross your path for the last

time.

>> The boy scouts when you need them.

>> Well, well, Spidey dear. Looks like our

cat and mouse games are finally over.

Now you'll see that there's more than

one way to skin a Spider-Man.

Wait a minute. I think my luck may have

finally changed.

Now I'll just collect my prize

and show my fans I'm still the top

swinger in town.

Look, it's Spider-Man and he's got the

black cat.

>> See that? This wild cat gets caged.

>> Spider-Man, you were terrific. And I'm

sure our viewers are going to remember

this date for a long, long time.

>> Oh, no. Speaking of dates, I'd better

change and get back to Betty before it's

too late.

I uh I am sorry it took me so long,

Betty. Hope I didn't miss anything too

exciting.

>> Don't worry about it, Peter. The only

thing you're going to miss is your next

date with me. Uh JJ, what do you say you

and I have a night on the town?

>> WAIT, WE'RE SURE. WHY NOT? DON'T WORK

TOO HARD, PARKER.

>> Who says the good guy always gets the

girl?

Rubik, YOU'VE DONE IT AGAIN.

>> I'M GOING TO GET YOU, RUBIK.

>> It's Rubik's magic puzzle. The new

challenge from the incredible Erno

Rubik.

>> The cube was easy. I dare you to link

the rings.

>> I did it.

>> You didn't do it right.

>> Rubik's magic. Pick it up. You'll never

put it down.

>> I can't put it down.

>> I can't put it down. Can you? A

>> Rubik's magic puzzle. New from Matchbox.

You'll never put it down.

>> Give me that back.

>> It's my turn now.

>> Come on. My whole life has changed since

the award-winning Frogger home video

game became so popular. Frankly, I'm

swamped by admirers. So, to get away

from it all, I reach for Frogger. It's a

challenge, Ribbit. Because the better

you are, Ribbit. Ribbit, the harder

Frogger is to play.

>> Oops.

>> Lady first.

>> Do they love me or my Frogger?

>> Frogger. Sega's arcade game. Now, a home

video game from Parker Brothers. The

ones to beat.

Mr. Keebler.

>> Yes, sir.

>> I'm the world's richest man. My

>> your rich and chips cookies taste rich.

I admire that in a cookie.

>> Our cookies would taste rich even

without the chips. When we add lots of

chocolatey chips, rich and chips cookies

taste deliciously rich.

>> You're uncommonly rich. I'll buy your

whole factory.

>> Our holot tree is not for sale.

>> I'll build my own. How long does it

take?

>> Oh, about a hundred years. Rich tasting

Keebler rich and chips and coconut

chocolate drops.

Nestle Crunch. The blend of milk

chocolate and crispy crunchies. That's

music to your mouth.

>> Creamy milk chocolate is the melo.

Crispy crunchies are the harmony.

The two together.

Let's hum a few bars of Nestly Crunch.

test and analyze and have you feeling

appetizing

music

times. Sweetheart.

>> Hello, stranger. Stranger yet. What do

you have?

>> Something different.

>> The color wars are over. Ain't nothing

different.

>> I have something. Something different.

Please.

Better ice cold.

Get your seed shined up. Grab a stick or

juice fruit. The taste is going to move

you. Take a sniff. Pull it out. The

taste is going to move you when you pop

it in your mouth.

Juicy fruit is going to move you. It

juices all it gets right to you. Juicy

fruit, the taste, the taste, the taste

is going to move you.

>> The last thing I remember was traveling

up the Great River with my father. He

had just given me my special necklace

when

I was rescued by Montaro, a noble

descendant of a lost warrior tribe.

Endlessly searching for my lost father,

Montaro, Pico, and my jaguar ghost

helped me guard the jungle and those who

dwell within it, I grew up by the laws

of nature, and the animals of the jungle

became my friends. I am Jenna of the

jungle.

Are you certain this Janna you've told

us about will be able to help Dr.

Cooper?

>> Nobody knows the jungle better than

Janna, Mrs. Hennon. If she can't help

you, nobody can.

Thank you, Slither.

>> Yes, Pico. I've got something for you.

>> Jenna, this is Ben Cooper.

>> Ben, we'll meet him at the clearing.

The brakes are out.

>> Something goes wrong, it will crash into

the rocks.

>> Quick, the staff of power. WE'VE GOT TO

STOP THE PLANE.

You're safe,

>> Ben.

>> Thanks, Jenna. The brakes gave out.

>> I guess we owe our lives to you.

>> She saved me more than once.

>> It's good to see you, Ben.

>> Jenna, I'd like you to meet James Hennon

and his wife, Lee. This is Jana and her

friends, Montaro, Tico, and Ghost.

A white jaguar.

>> It's a pleasure.

>> They need your help, Jana. And while we

were exploring deep in the interior, our

son was captured by a tribe known as the

Gorgas.

>> The Gorgas. But they live far up river

in the forbidden jungle.

>> Even I've never been to that part of the

jungle. Gorgas hate intruders going into

their territory. They deal harshly with

strangers.

>> But you're our only hope.

>> Oh, what was that?

Tikico, give that back.

You'll have to forgive Tico. He collects

things. Your earring is beautiful, Mrs.

Hennon. Gold, isn't it? Yes. Gold is

sort of our hobby.

>> The Hennons have rented a boat to take

them up river. They'd like you and

Montaro to go, too.

>> If you will agree to help us, Jana.

>> Montaro? The forbidden jungle of the

Gorgas. It is dangerous, but even more

so for a child. We must help.

>> Thank you.

>> When do we start?

>> First thing in the morning.

>> We've got supplies to last 5 days if

necessary.

>> Ghost. Ghost.

There you are. We almost sailed without

you.

Now, Tico, you know Ghost is always

grouchy when he first wakes up.

Take care of yourself, Jenna.

>> I understand those gorgas have a thing

about gold.

>> A thing?

>> You know, jewelry plates, golden idols.

>> Culture Sto, the sun god of the Gorgas.

>> Yes, that's him. Culture Sto. And he's

made of solid gold.

>> So the legends say I have not seen it

for myself. You must be terribly

worried, Mrs. Hennon.

>> Worried

>> about your son.

>> Oh, yes. Yes.

>> Listen,

it's Pichu.

Are you actually talking to that bird?

Montaro, PICHU TELLS US THERE ARE

RABBITS AHEAD.

We'll be overturned.

>> What are you saying? I'm asking Pichu

for help. How can a bird help us?

>> He can guide us through the rapids.

Saved by a bird.

>> The animals of the jungle raised Janna

from a child. They are her family.

>> We made it.

>> That was quite an experience.

How much farther before we dock?

>> WE'VE STILL GOT A DISTANCE TO go and

through some of the most dangerous

sections of the river.

>> Around this bend lies one of them.

>> Look up ahead. James,

>> the trees are so dense they're blocking

out the sunlight.

>> We must get through this place quickly.

It is where many piranha breathe.

Piranha, those tiny little fish that can

eat a man in seconds. It's all right,

Tico. We'll be through this section in a

few minutes.

>> This whole place gives me the creeps.

>> James, what happened to the motor?

>> Ah, it cut out. And from the looks of

it, it's going to take some time to fix

it.

>> It is too dangerous to remain here. I

will push us over to the bank.

I can't believe how fast they went

through THAT THING.

>> MONTARO, THERE'S a vine up ahead. If I

can just get to it, I can get to shore

and then pull the boat in.

>> It is too far. You cannot swim in these

clear waters.

>> But you can flip me through the air. You

don't actually mean you're going to try

something like that. It's the only

chance we have. Monto,

>> ready? Go.

She will make it, Chico. She will make

it.

>> Just a little more. Easy now.

I'm I'm all right.

>> Think I found out what's wrong. Ought to

have it in about an hour.

>> We are nearing the forbidden jungle now.

And there is the city of Gorgas.

>> James, that's it. Montaro, we can pull

the boat in over there.

We must be very cautious.

>> The jungle HOLDS MANY DANGERS.

DON'T BE FRIGHTENED, TICO. We'll protect

you.

>> We will approach the city from the

jungle side.

>> James, look. It's a fuel

ghost.

>> Humor is trapped. Jenna,

>> quick sand.

>> What? Lock. Now, let's get out of here.

>> We can't leave him to die.

>> What are you going to do with a

necklace?

>> It's a special necklace, Mrs. Hennon.

Given to me by my father many years ago.

>> Thanks, Ghost. The spine will help us.

>> But I don't understand. Why are you

rescuing a dangerous cat?

>> It's a living thing, Mr. Hennon. It has

the right of every creature on the earth

to life.

>> That's incredible.

>> We must go.

>> Taro's right. We must rescue your son

and be out of this jungle before

nightfall.

>> Move carefully now. It's a long drop.

>> We are near the plateau.

>> Will you look at that?

>> The city of Gorgus. It's beautiful. It

certainly is beautiful.

>> It will be too dangerous for us all to

go into the village. Monto and I will go

first and try to locate your son. Wait

here.

>> Do you think they suspect?

>> Not a chance. We're home free.

Intruders.

>> Quickly, Montaro. Back that way.

>> What was that you said Gorgus did with

intruders?

>> You do not want to know.

>> No. Quiet, Tico. It'll be all right once

we explain.

>> It is wise you come, your great white

cat. We do not wish to harm such a

splendid animal.

>> But we wish you no harm. Take us to your

chief. We will tell him what brings us

to your city.

>> You have come here for the same reason

others have come. You will never leave.

Come.

What a lucky break for us. Now they

won't be able to interfere.

But we have come on a peaceful mission.

Great chief of the Gordas.

>> That is the truth, Chief Kos. We are

looking for a little boy who was lost in

YOUR TERRITORY.

>> YOU LIE. WE HAVE seen no little boy. You

have come to steal KOTTO LIKE THE

OTHERS.

>> It is their sacred sun god. Pure gold.

Coach STO THEY ARE STEALING KOSTO.

>> What you have tricked us we will deal

with you later after we have got your

accompllices.

>> It is the heavens. It is they who

tricked us. There is no lost son.

We must return Kosto to his resting

place. QUICKLY AFTER THEM. HURRY. THEY

WILL NOT GET AWAY.

The guards are leaving too, Montaro.

Now's our chance.

>> The door is locked. He cannot escape.

>> You forget. Tikico is very good at

unlocking doors.

>> Hurry, Tico. Open the door.

Well, Tiko,

>> you've done it. Let's go.

>> Hurry, Lee. THEY'LL BE COMING AFTER US

ANY MINUTE.

>> JUST BE CAREFUL YOU DON'T DROP THAT GOLD

STATUE.

>> DON'T WORRY. WE'RE NOT LETTING go of

this until somebody puts sacks of MONEY

IN OUR HANDS.

HURRY, JAMES, before they get here.

>> Come on, BABY.

>> You did it, James. You did it.

>> WE DID IT. AND we're going to be rich.

>> Yes. Now that we found our little son,

thanks to Jana AND HER FRIENDS.

I HAVEN'T FORGOTTEN. Tiko

>> Jenna, the head ends RAN THIS WAY.

>> WE CAN'T LEAVE GHOST BEHIND.

>> GHOST? YES, GHOST. And you'll be free,

too. Pull Montaro.

Now we go after those thieves.

>> No ghost. Quick, back the way we came.

>> Fools. We could have brought their son

back to them.

>> But we didn't know they were after Koo

Sto. You've got to believe us.

>> I listen to your lies no longer. After

my men bring your friends back, you will

all pay for your treachery.

>> But your men will never catch them.

>> The boat is too swift for your men.

>> YOUR STO WILL RETURN. Even though our

sacred son god unleashes his powerful

weapon,

please.

>> We're on fire.

But if we sink, we've got to make it

ashore.

You see,

WILL SOON RETURN to

Make YOUR AIM TRUE. WE MUST NOT LET THE

WATER DEVILS TOUCH OUR GREAT CHIEF.

>> STOP. You might HIT THE CHIEF.

>> TAKE HER AWAY.

>> I can save them.

Help

me. Help me. Help me.

Stop, my friend.

KRO, I COMMAND YOU TO STOP. You will not

harm this man.

Crocco, go back.

SWIM TO SHORE. HURRY.

The water gets

>> They won't harm you. HURRY.

HEAT. HEAT.

I don't think I believe what I just saw.

>> That girl is really something. Now we

better get out of here fast.

What?

>> Oh, we're caught.

>> So, so we're going to be rich, ARE WE?

>> WILL YOU?

>> OH, NO.

It's coming right for us.

>> Good catch, ghost, for both of us.

Not even in the ancient legends of our

people has one performed such a daring

feat as Jenna of the jungle. She has

saved the life of your chief and helped

us recover our secret son god Kto.

>> Thank you Chief Kado and your people.

And I promise you, those who tried to

steal Ko Sto will be turned over to the

law to pay for their crime.

>> You and Montaro and your good friends

will always be welcome in the forbidden

jungle. You are forever a friend of the

Gorgus.

Heat.

Heat.

THESE

rats were playing every

smoke before you give it a try.

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So the gorgeous force is what you

desire. Don't play when don't play with

fire.

>> Only you can prevent wildfires.

>> Fire.

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There are 26 town sets you can collect,

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>> It just,

>> it's intelligent. Walker. Waka wa.

>> It's awesome.

>> Does that mean we should do some break

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This is spirit.

It's been

from the bur

to the

very pretty shadow weaver. What is it?

>> It is the black ruby.

Our troopers found it while robbing one

of the ancient monuments. It is a

powerful weapon.

>> Really? Does it explode?

>> No.

>> H What good is it then?

>> If you will let me explain.

This ruby will greatly increase my

shadow powers. Wonderful.

One moment. Shadow Weaver Mantana, get

in here now.

>> I am here, Almighty Hordat.

>> Then perhaps you can explain that.

>> Do you like it, great Hordat? I stole it

from an old woman yesterday and put it

there for you.

>> It's very pretty.

>> Thank you, master.

>> So I hate it.

I hate pretty. I can't stand beauty.

Nothing in the fright zone should ever

be beautiful.

>> I'm sorry, majestic one.

>> Sorry. I'll give you sorry.

Why are you dripping water on my floor?

>> I was in the shower when you called. Oh,

merciful hord

>> shower. You don't need a shower.

>> I don't.

>> No, you need a bath.

>> THAT BUGGEY BUNGLER KNOWS I HATE

EVERYTHING that is beautiful. Go on with

WHAT YOU WERE SAYING, SHADOW WEAVER.

>> OH, thank you. With this BLACK RUBY, MY

POWERS ARE much greater. I will be able

to darken the air over all the

whispering woods.

>> So what? The rebels are not afraid of

the dark.

>> Ah, but without the sun, plants will not

grow. The magic trees of the whispering

woods will grow weak.

>> And without the protection of the

whispering woods, the rebels will be

helpless. We shall conquer them easily.

Your brilliant plan.

Truly, I am a genius.

>> Oh, cause brilliant to. And naturally,

your genius has spotted the one flaw in

your plan.

>> Flaw? THERE IS NO FLAW. NOT EVEN SHIRRO

CAN FIGHT DARKNESS.

>> I refer to the rebel perfumer great.

Her powers can make plants grow even in

darkness.

>> Naturally, I had thought of that, Shadow

Weaver.

Watch me.

>> But this perfumer will be no threat to

my plan. If she is in the DUNGEONS OF

THE FRIGHT ZONE, get me a straight

force. I want perfume captured.

>> What a beautiful day. You were right,

Mo. A trip to Crystal Falls was just

what I needed.

>> Glad to hear you say it, Adora. You were

pretty hard to convince.

>> It's just that I feel guilty about

relaxing.

>> No one can work all the time, Adora. A

little rest will do you good. Hey,

>> as you can see, Bo, the water's fine.

Come on in. I'll race you.

>> No thanks, Mista. I know better than to

swim against someone who has fins.

>> It's been a long time since I was here,

Mista. But Crystal Fall seems more

beautiful than ever. That's because

Perfume's visiting me. She's been

decorating. You know how she is. Perfume

is here over there. Decorating as usual.

>> Now that's what I call away with plants.

>> Perfumea over here.

Adora and B. How good to see you both

again. Mist has been kind enough to let

me add a few flowers to the Crystal

Falls. As if anyone could stop you.

>> Oh, I think flowers make everything look

so much nicer.

Don't you, Adora? Uh, of course,

Perfuma. But aren't you worried being so

far from the safety of Whispering Woods?

Why, don't be silly, Adora.

What could possibly happen here?

>> And either the birds here are rocket

powered or

>> or that's a horrid strike force scatter.

Shadow Weaver said the target was here

somewhere. That must be her.

Swing around for another pass.

>> I don't know what those robots came for,

but they're going to get more than they

expected.

For the honor of Brave.

I am Shira.

>> Good shot, Bo.

>> Shira, where'd you come from?

>> No time to explain. Here comes trouble.

>> You can have those two.

I'll handle these.

You robots look a little dirty.

What are these dirty tin cans doing in

my nice clean pool?

>> Is everyone all right?

>> Oh no. Look, he's taking perfumea.

>> The other troopers must have been just

to distract us. Can you stop that sky

cycle, Bo?

>> No, I can't risk hitting Perfuma. But

what I don't understand is why would the

Horde want perfumea?

>> I don't know, Bo, but we'll probably

find out soon enough.

>> The rebel perfumemer has been captured

by the Hordak. Excellent, trooper. WITH

PERFUME EYE, TROOPER, HOW DARE YOU COME

BEFORE ME LOOKING LIKE THAT.

>> It's It's not my fault, mighty one. The

prisoner.

>> No excuses.

YOU KNOW I HATE FLOWERS MORE THAN

ANYTHING. They're too pretty. Gods.

>> Yes. Oh, great one. MAKE SURE THAT THE

PRISONER PERFUMER IS PLACED IN THE

DARKEST, DANKST, DAMPEST, DISMALSTOUS

DUNGEON WE HAVE.

>> YES, mighty bord.

>> I SHALL VISIT THERE LATER IN ORDER to

gloat.

Are you READY TO CAST THE SPELL OF

DARKNESS, WEAVER?

>> I am, oh hordak.

>> THEN LET IT BE DONE.

>> And then the trooper kidnapped Perfuma

before he could stop him. But why would

the Horde want perfumea?

>> I don't know, Glimmer, but I think we're

finding out now. It must be Shadoww

Weaver's evil magic.

>> Darkness? It's annoying, but it won't

hurt us.

>> It isn't us we have to worry about, Bo.

It's the trees. The magic trees of the

whispering woods are what protect us

from the horde. If the trees get no sun,

they will wither and grow weak, leaving

us helpless before the horde. So, now we

know why the Horde kidnapped Perfuma.

>> Yes, Bo. Perfuma's powers would have

kept the trees strong even in darkness.

But without her, what are we going to

do?

>> I don't know, but I know just whom to

ask.

>> Shadow Weaver now possesses the Black

Ruby Shea, and with it, her powers are

strong enough to keep the woods dark for

months.

But the trees will not survive months of

darkness.

>> Do not despair, Shiva. You will find a

way.

>> But what about Perfuma? I have to rescue

her.

>> No, Shea. You are needed in the woods.

Do nothing about perfumemer.

>> Nothing? But light hope. Surely I must

rescue Perfuma.

>> No, Shima. My magic says you should do

nothing. Nothing at all.

You were right, Shira. The trees are

already wilting without the sun. Look.

See how lint this branch is?

>> I know, Bo. We're going to try to do

something about that right now. Ready,

Glimmer? Ready?

>> Up, swift wind.

>> Is this high enough? I

hope so.

>> I know this won't be easy on you.

>> That's all right. Nobody said the

rebellion would be easy. We all

appreciate this, Glimmer. Just do your

best.

>> I only hope it's good enough. Well, here

goes nothing.

>> Wow, good going, Glimmer.

>> Incredible. How long can she keep that

up?

>> Well, deary, not long at all. An hour at

most, but it's better than nothing.

>> Yes, the trees seem to be responding

already, but I still wish Perfuma were

here to help. I wonder how she's doing.

>> Oh, there. That's better. All the place

needed was a few flowers

now then.

Oh, yes. We definitely need some flowers

here.

SHE IS ATTEMPTING TO OVERCOME THE

DARKNESS OF THE BLACK RUBY, but she

cannot last much longer.

The rebel glimmer has exhausted her

powers. Only Perfuma could save THEM

NOW.

AND I HAVE her here. Maintain the spell

of darkness, WEAVER. I THINK I'LL GO

MAKE SURE OUR FLOWER MAKER is

uncomfortable.

What in the name of EVIL IS GOING ON

HERE?

LA.

OH, hello there, Horticans.

>> She calls me Hordicans.

DANCING WITH MY TROOPERS.

>> OH, do you want to dance? I hope you're

better than your robots. They're sweet,

but a little clumsy.

>> My troopers sweet. And doesn't the place

look so much nicer now? I always say

there's nothing like a few flowers.

Don't you think so, Horticans?

>> Flowers.

Flowers.

>> Why, this whole place is just so dreary

and dismal. I can't believe it. But

nothing that a few flowers won't fix.

Bye-bye, Hornicans. I've got lots of

work to do.

>> Flowers.

Flowers.

FLOWERS.

NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.

OH, SHIRA, I'm so tired.

>> Sh, Glimmer, rest yourself. We'll need

all your energy again tomorrow.

>> Shira. Yes, Bo. What is it?

>> How's Glimmer?

>> Exhausted. Lighting the forest for an

hour a day takes all her strength. I

only wish there was more I could do.

>> Maybe there is. A horde spy bat just

dropped this message cube from Horde.

>> Really?

>> SHIRA STRIKE A BAR with you. Surrender

yourself to me and I shall release from

you.

>> Are you going to do it? Normally I

would, but Ligh Hope said I should do

nothing, so I won't.

>> I hope Ligh Hope is right.

>> So do I. Poor Perfuma. I hope she's all

right.

>> No, my wonderfully hideous fright zone

ruined with pretty flowers everywhere.

La

>> my troopers singing. That's it. I can't

stand anymore.

>> ONE MORE FLOWER AND I'LL

>> OH, HORICANS, don't be such an old

grouch. Cheer up.

La

no no no.

>> Now Hordach says he'll release perfumea

if someone will come take her away. H it

doesn't make sense. Why would Hordach

just let Perfuma go? I mean it must be a

trap.

>> Perhaps. But Glimmer's getting weaker.

She can't last much longer. With

Perfuma's help, the trees could hold up

against the darkness a long time. I'm

going.

>> But it may be a trap. Besides, Ligh Hope

said you should do nothing.

>> Giving Perfumer a ride home isn't doing

much. And besides, for Glimmer's sake,

we have to do something.

>> Let me go with you, Shira.

>> No, Bo. As you say, it may be a trap.

I'd better go alone. to the frag zone.

Swift wind fly

guard.

>> Yes, HORDACH.

>> HASN'T SHIRA ANSWERED MY MESSAGE YET?

>> OH, SORRY, HORDACH. Nothing yet.

>> Well, I can't stay here. That singing

will drive me crazy. HAVE MY GUARDS MEET

ME AT THE GATE. I'LL GO TALK TO SHIRRO

MYSELF.

>> The fright zone is just over those

hills, Swifty. And if this is a trap,

we're too easy a target in the air. We

better land.

>> This border patrol is for the birds. You

said it out here for weeks. You'll never

know what's going on.

>> And never any action. Don't speak too

soon. Look there.

Uh-oh.

Looks like the welcoming committee.

Well, I could use the exercise.

Sword to shield.

I have to do something about these

robots because they're going to have

help. Here goes.

shield to sword.

Uh-oh. Looks like more trouble.

I better get out of here. If I can just

make it over that hill

to the other side,

I I'll be

safe.

>> WELL, SHIRA.

>> HEY, WHAT DO YOU IDIOTS THINK YOU'RE

DOING?

>> SORRY, HORDAK. We thought we could CATCH

SHIRA.

>> WELL, STOP THINKING. I INVITED HER HERE.

>> WELL, NO one tells us anything. Oh, by

the way, great master.

>> What? I like your flower.

>> You did come to take perfumemer back,

didn't you, Shira?

>> Well,

well, let's just talk about that,

Hordach.

>> As you can see, Shira, SHE IS COMPLETELY

UNHARMED. NOW, GET HER OUT OF HERE. BUT

I DON'T WANT to go, Shira. I like it

here. We were having fun, weren't we?

Horicans.

Hordicans.

>> Don't just TAKE HER AWAY. GIVE ME MY

NICE DISMAL FRIGHT ZONE BACK.

>> WELL, GEE, I don't know. Horicans, she

says she wants TO STAY.

>> NO. I'LL HAVE SHADOWW WEAVER REMOVE THE

SPELL OF DARKNESS OVER THE WHISPERING

WOODS. YOU CAN TAKE THE BLACK RUBY, TOO.

SHIRA, I'LL GIVE YOU SUPPLIES, MONEY,

ANYTHING. JUST GET PERFUMEA OUT OF HERE.

>> SO, not only did Hordach remove the

spell of darkness, but he even threw in

3 months worth of supplies.

>> But how about the Black Ruby? Shadoww

weaver will still be dangerous. Don't

worry, I got that, too.

>> Still, I can't believe that even Perfuma

could drive Hordach that crazy.

>> And then again, maybe I can believe it.

I wonder how Hordach's feeling now.

>> Ah, it is good to see the fright zone

back to normal. YOU DID A GOOD JOB OF

GETTING RID OF THOSE GRATTED FLOWERS,

CAPTAIN.

>> Thank you, master. We put them.

>> NEVER MIND, CAPTAIN. I DON'T CARE WHERE

THEY ARE. THERE'S ONLY ONE MORE thing

needed to make the day perfect.

Mantenna.

Yes, master.

>> You need another bath.

>> What?

>> That's what I was trying to tell you,

master. That's where we put all the

flowers.

>> NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.

>> HI, it's me again, Lie. Did you find me

today? Well, here's another chance.

Look closer.

Here I am. Perfumea certainly loves

flowers. Trees and flowers make our

worlds more pleasant places to live.

Take time to enjoy these special gifts

of life. See you next time.

For the honor of love,

we have the power. So can you.

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>> Wow, a message in a bottle

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>> Yum.

>> Each with that big tasteful of Hershey's

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>> And it's the same price as a candy bar

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Yo, Joe. He'll fight for freedom

wherever there's trouble. GI Joe is

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>> It's GI Joe against the enemy. Fighting

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always there fighting for freedom over

land and air.

GI Joe.

>> GI Joe is the code name for America's

daring, highly trained special mission

force. Its purpose to defend human

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stay till the fight's won. G I Jo there

G I

G I

>> The ancient Greeks believed in heroism.

Their legendary heroes battled against

incredible odds, never giving up their

ideals.

>> Amber, this night class is a 12 on the

yawn scale. Sandish, this is

interesting.

>> Next week, uh, chapters 2 to six.

>> Who cares about old Greeks when this

campus is packed with young hunks?

>> Sandy, remember what the professor said?

History is made by people who do things.

What do I do? Nothing. Nothing. Nothing.

You're a candy striper. You run charity

fairs. You even teach karate to kids.

Come on. The full moon's out. The

lover's moon. Are you going to waste

Sandy? Look at this. G.I. Joe martial

arts exhibition. Those guys really do

make history. Let's go in.

>> Not me. I'm going hunk hunting.

>> Martial arts isn't just chopping and

sucking. It's a discipline that teaches

total concentration.

Yay! Quick kick. YO,

>> now how about some audience

participation? Kung fu, anyone?

>> Me? Me? Or let me do it.

>> Fine with me, gorgeous. Don't worry,

I'll go easy.

>> Whatever you say.

>> Sorry.

>> I said I'd go easy.

>> Yeah, but I didn't.

>> Say, you're my kind of girl. Where'd you

learn those moves?

>> Oh, I've been studying for

>> Give you a hand.

>> No thanks.

Yeah, that's my kind of girl. Well, like

they say in the movies,

that's all, folks.

>> Gorgeous. HEY, GORGEOUS. WAIT,

>> the name's Amber.

>> Oh, okay. Amber.

>> I'm not easily tricked.

>> Perfection is something I've learned to

live with.

>> You're good.

>> So, how about something to eat and maybe

a movie? You want to take me out? You're

kidding.

>> Uh, Fred Dobs, don't say nothing. He

don't mean

Humphrey Bogart, treasure of the Sierra

Madre.

Oh, isn't that the most beautiful thing

you've ever seen?

Go team.

It's a full moon again. My roommate

calls it a lover's moon.

>> What is it you want, Mary? You You want

the moon? Just say the word and I'll

throw a lasso around it and pull it

down.

>> John Wayne

>> Jimmy Stewart and it's a wonderful life.

Amber, what am I going to do with you?

>> Um, help me join the Joe team.

>> You can't be serious.

>> You help people every day. You do things

that are important. I want to do that. I

want to be a Joe like you.

>> So some Cobra can bash in your pretty

face. Uh-uh. I can take care of myself.

Besides, if you can handle Cobra, how

dangerous could they be?

>> Plenty dangerous, Amber. Plenty.

>> All right, just stand where you are.

Take him back to headquarters. The Joe

spy has been identified as gung-ho,

commander.

>> Excellent. Keep him alive for the

moment.

>> Your laser lash is an impressive weapon,

commander.

>> A mere play thing, Baroness, but an

amusing one. Come, I want to discuss

something with you. I have need of a

certain device which G.I. Joe has

perfected and which you must obtain for

me.

You see that weedeny roast down there?

It used to be our electronics lab.

>> What could have happened, Duke?

>> That's what we're here to FIND OUT. GO

ON DOWN.

Lady J. Lady Jay, HELP HERE.

>> Duke Scarlet, is that you?

Who's there?

Duke Scarlet.

Lady J.

>> She's hurt.

>> EVERYBODY OUT ON THE DOUBLE.

LOOK. LOOK.

>> A rattler.

>> Figures. Cobra was behind this. They

were after our new guidance system. They

didn't know we moved it to Joe

headquarters.

>> They'll be back, you know.

>> Yeah. And we'll be ready.

>> I'll be fine, Duke. Honestly, I'm okay.

>> Get well, huh?

>> I am well. Really? Hope your new

girlfriend doesn't hear about the

flowers. Quick kick.

>> The only flower she'd be interested in

would be those wrapped in enlistment

papers.

>> Huh?

Duke wants us right away. Something must

be wrong.

>> Duke, intruder in tunnel 13. Heading for

the map room.

>> Follow me.

Looking for something, friend? Let's see

who Cobra sent after us this time.

Amber.

G.I. Joe will return after these

messages.

Now back to GI Joe.

Really? I just wanted to join the Joe's.

>> So, you thought you'd break in?

>> Quick, kick, tell them.

>> Well, if you're asking me, Pilgrim, I

think we ought to string her up.

>> Next time you want to join the Joe team,

see your local recruiter. Huh? End of

crisis. Quick kick. Give her the nickel

tour.

>> Okay, boss.

>> Then hurry back. We got trouble. Gung-ho

missed his last two check-ins.

We're changing the security code on the

Sky Strikers. No one, especially Cobra,

can get past our defenses unless they

know the code.

>> And we change the security code every

day. Tonight's code is 1069.

>> That should cut down on uninvited guests

>> like me. Quick kick.

>> Amber, wait.

>> How you feeling, Lady Jay? We heard you

had an accident.

>> Oh, I'm fine. How's my Sky Striker

coming?

>> Should be ready in an hour.

>> Perfect, Alice.

Just perfect.

>> Amber, please stop. YOU'LL LAND US BOTH

IN THE GUARD HOUSE.

>> Gungho's last signal came from somewhere

on Snake Island. We think he found the

Cobra base he was looking for. Then

Cobra found him. Amber, what are you

doing here?

>> I um

>> My fault, Duke. Sorry. Let's go, Amber.

You're down to the penny tour now.

Destro to cobra commander.

>> You're just in time, Destro, to witness

my latest stroke of brilliance.

>> You planned an attack without informing

me?

>> Not an attack. Something more

interesting.

>> What is that madman up to now?

>> The long range laser guidance system

tested out, Duke.

>> That's great, Doc. With this baby

controlling a high-powered laser, you

could shoot a gnat off the rings of

Saturn.

>> Sorry. Uh, thought you were still in the

map room. Didn't know you were here.

>> I don't trust that girl.

>> Come on, Amber. I'll take you back to

your sorority now.

>> Uh, your throat still bothering you,

Lady Jay.

>> Just a bit. Nothing to worry about. I'll

>> have Doc check you out. I don't like the

sound of it.

>> If you insist, Duke, tomorrow.

>> Okay.

Yes, a spy has transmitted the Joe's

security code. My rattlers will now

penetrate the Joe defenses with ease.

The laser guidance system WILL SOON BE

MINE.

>> Cobra Commander, I demand to know your

plan. Our agreement specifies that I

supply all your weaponry.

>> I did not violate our agreement,

Deathstro. And as for my plan, you will

see it when the whole world does

tomorrow.

>> BREAKER RATTLER'S COMING IN FAST.

>> How do they get by our early warning

system? A Cobra spy must have gotten our

new code.

>> Mobilize air defense. Scramble the sky

strikers.

>> Roger.

>> Hey, well, excuse me.

Lady Jay's on their tail.

>> What about the other Sky Strikers?

>> Out of commission. Lady Jay's our only

hope.

>> Duke, I have them in my Oh no.

>> What is it? What's wrong?

>> Two rattlers behind me. Duke, I can't

shake them. I'm hit. Engine's on fire.

CONTROLS LOCKED. I'M FALLING into the

sea.

>> Pull up. LADY JAY, PULL UP. LADY J.

She's gone. Get every available Joe to

the briefing room on the double.

Especially quick kick.

Lady J. Sky Striker went down. We may

have lost her. Deep 6 is heading the

search operation. Cobra got our new

security code. Our laser guidance system

has also been stolen. We had a visitor

tonight who overheard our defense codes

and saw where the guidance system was

kept.

Quick kick. The spy is Amber. I want her

here now.

>> Like May West said, when women go wrong,

men go right after them.

>> I thought those two had something going.

Doesn't he care that she

>> Yeah, but he's not the type to show it.

All right, the Sky Strikers will be

airworthy by dawn. That's when we hit

Cobra.

>> Say, you're Amber's guy. You wouldn't

have a brother with shoulders like

yours, would you?

>> No, a sister. Where's Amber?

>> In our room, I guess.

Amber's would be the only neat bed. How

embarrassing.

>> Hey, her telephone answering machine

light is on.

>> Sometimes she leaves us messages when

she goes out.

>> Play it for me, will you?

>> Sure. Sandy, this is Amber. I'm heading

for Snake Island.

If QuickKit shows up, don't let him know

where I've gone.

I'm afraid that Joe's think I'm a Cobra

spy.

I have to prove I'm not.

The only way I can think of to eliminate

any doubt is to get inside the Cobra

base and smash it by myself.

Wish me luck.

I'm going to need it.

>> Amber,

Deathstro,

the ultimate laser with the Joe laser

garden system fitted inside. And I am

ready to proceed.

>> Proceed with what?

>> Watch and see for yourself.

>> Corporate commander. An intruder. Seize

her.

>> You.

>> Me? What are you doing here? I belong

here, Amber.

I work for Cobra.

GI Joe will return after these messages.

Now, back to G.I. Joe.

>> Lady Jay, you're a Cobra agent.

>> I am, but I'm not Lady Jay. You may call

me the Baroness and call yourself a fool

because the Joles thought you were the

spy. They never saw me steal their laser

guidance system.

Snake Island. Where's Amber?

There it is. I found her boat.

Looks like we have a new guest.

>> Lady Jay,

>> do you know this young lady Gungho?

>> I never seen her before.

>> I'm Amber, a friend of Quick Kick. Cobra

Commander's about to do something

terrible with a laser machine.

>> Well, then we got to get out of here

fast.

>> It's no use.

>> You wouldn't happen to have a hacksaw on

you? No, but if Quick Kick can do it, so

can I.

>> Baroness, what is this plan of the

commanders?

>> I don't know. He would tell me nothing.

Watch now everyone. Today is flee day. V

for victory. Very soon the whole world

will see the power of Calra.

Commander, I demand to know the meaning

of this at once.

>> See for yourself, Destro.

>> Over there. Look, an intruder.

>> Uh-oh.

Have a nice trip. Be sure to write.

Amber, are you in here?

>> WHERE IS SHE?

>> STOP HIM BEFORE HE RUINS MY PLAN.

>> HE'S HERE FOR THE GIRL WE CAPTURED.

>> And Amber's here. She's still alive.

Nothing can stop me now, you snakes.

I love it when a PLAN COMES TOGETHER.

HOW DO YOU TURN this full thing on?

>> All right. All right. You got me, you

dirty rats.

>> I wouldn't make jokes if I were you.

Take a look at that screen. No longer

will people see the man in the moon each

night. Instead, they'll see my face and

know that Culra IS UNDEFEABLE. OH NO.

>> This is your brilliant scheme,

commander. You've wasted millions on

this. This cosmic graffiti.

Hey, where are the other prisoners?

>> Oh, they got bored and left.

>> What do you mean left?

Where the devil are they?

>> This should come in handy. Shall we be

going?

>> Observe. Each night the face of terror

will SHINE UPON EVERY NATION OF THE

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>> HOLD IT. Nobody moves and nobody gets

hurt.

>> Amber, you're alive.

>> You came for me.

>> Well, I had nothing else to do. There

were no good movies playing, so I

>> STOP THEM. DESTROY THEM.

Better hang on to this. I might need it.

GASTRO, WAIT FOR ME. DON'T LEAVE ME

HERE.

>> THEY'RE GETTING AWAY. FOLLOW THEM.

>> You're a fool, Commander. If not for

your mad scheme, we would still control

Snake Island.

>> Everyone is against me.

Don't worry, we'll head them off.

>> Go get them quick.

>> The fool's following us. Split up.

>> You should have stayed with the others.

>> Can miss all the action.

>> What am I going to do with you, Amber?

>> QUICK KICK. WATCH OUT.

>> SAY your prayers, love birds.

>> Our dragon flies hit.

This must be heaven. I'm in the arms of

an angel.

>> You soon will be if we don't run like

the devil.

>> Quick kick. Snakes.

>> That's what you got to face when you're

a G.I. Joe. Don't move. I'll be with you

in a second. I think I finally got this

thing figured out.

Oh, quick kick. Come on, Jet. Amber,

look.

>> Hey, Sky Strikers.

>> It looks like we showed up just in time.

Cobra Commander, Destro, and Baroness

flew the coupe, but we've got their

weapons and their men.

Sorry we pegged you for a cobra spy,

Amber.

>> I certainly gave you reason enough. I

did everything wrong.

>> Well, Amber, if you still want to be a

Joe, we'd be proud to have you.

>> Oh, I do more than anything. But I think

I've had enough excitement for a while.

Maybe after I finish school.

>> Anytime, Amber. Anytime.

>> I did a little fix up work on the moon

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>> Oh, Jerry, don't ask for the moon. We

have the stars.

>> Jerry? Who's Jerry?

>> I'm doing Betty Davis from the movie Now

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>> Huh?

>> Oh, quick kick. What am I going to do

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I knew it. I told you there'd bericolors

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>> What do you know? I didn't even believe

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>> Yeah, you took that.

>> Would he talk so tough if he didn't have

that garage to run and hide in?

>> So, what are you saying, Hammer?

>> Simple. Tenri took from us. So, we're

going to take from him.

>> Take what? His garage.

Man, that's crazy. Yeah, it's a

fortress. Nobody's ever been able to get

in there.

>> Maybe that's just because they've been

doing it wrong.

>> We'll be at the garage in less than 5

minutes, Hannah.

>> I appreciate it, Kirgo.

>> I just bet you do.

>> Oh, don't start that again. All I want

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carrier Zekes.

>> Sure it is.

>> Until they get telegraph lines strung to

Woon, I have no choice. They get nervous

if I don't make a report once a week.

>> Uhhuh.

>> Look, just keep your eyes on the huh?

What's going on over there?

>> A poacher boat. I guess we scared them

off. They're hightailing it out of

there.

Wait a minute.

>> There's something else.

By golly, someone's a drift.

Help me. You've got to help me.

Please hide me from the poachers. If

they find me, poachers. The poachers are

after you. I I want it out. First

chance. I got I stole a boat. Tried to

make it to a settlement on the coast.

They chased me. Blew up my boat. They

thought they got me. I got to get to a

settlement to find someone. Someone who

knows Jack Tenrich.

I've got to warn him. Warn him. He's in

great danger.

That's the last one, Jack. All systems

checked. Mustafa.

>> Jack. Mustafa. Come down to the dock.

You've got trouble.

>> What's up, Kergle?

>> Jack, this little lady is

>> Lady, don't hand me that. I've seen her

with the poachers. Why did you bring her

here?

>> She was a drift. We just couldn't leave

her out there.

>> Save it.

I don't want an explanation. I just want

her out of here and fast.

I'll give her something for the

provisions, but then she shoves off.

>> Look out, Jack.

>> Huh?

>> Hey,

Huh?

Poachers.

>> We got to go this way.

>> HANG ON, JACK. WE'RE COMING.

HEY,

>> JACK. Some of them are getting in.

Jack, what the devil is that?

>> Cutter, that's Hermes. He's my watchdog.

Arch your boy.

>> So, uh, were they the visitors you came

to warn Jack about?

>> You came to warn me?

>> Well, yes.

>> Uh, Kirgo, don't we have some supplies

to offload?

>> Uh, yeah, right.

I'll give you a hand.

And I have a letter to mail.

>> Strange coincidence, don't you think?

>> What?

>> She comes to warn you about an attack

and bingo, an attack happens just like

that.

>> Hermes, be careful of those valves.

Actually,

you probably led the poachers right to

us by bringing her here in the first

place. Hermes,

>> but I'm glad you brought her. She's

quite a fighter.

>> Just mail my letter and I'll get out of

your hair. Okay.

Was

>> thanks.

>> What's the matter?

>> I just think you're a little quick to

trust that girl.

>> You know me. I don't trust anybody.

>> I think that attack was just a test of

your seawward defenses. I heard them

planning an approach from higher ground.

And you just overheard all this? How

convenient.

>> Why do you think they called me a

traitor when I wanted out? They said I

knew too much. They said I'd never leave

them ever.

>> Jack, we've got company.

Quon. I didn't think there'd be so many.

>> How do you think they'll come at us?

>> A direct assault. They talked about ways

of bridging the moat.

>> We can't let them in here. If they get

their hands on this power source, they

can hold the city in the sea and all

surrounding settlements up for ransom.

Kirgo, you've got about 5 minutes to get

them on the boat headed for the city.

>> Who said I was going anywhere?

>> Look, this is our responsibility.

>> Jack, you took me in. I won't repay you

by running away when you need me.

>> Huh?

>> Looks like we're all with you, Jack.

>> Okay, this is it, then.

Close all armored doors.

Check lava pressure.

Lava pressure optimum.

Water pressure optimum. Ready the lava

launchers.

Just lay a stream in front of them to

warm them off. On my mark. 5 4 3 2 1.

Now

malfunction.

MINE'S DEAD, TOO, JACK. WE JUST RAN

diagnostics this morning.

>> What could have happened?

>> The lava feed has been closed off

somehow.

>> Your cutter, Hermes, when his toy got

wedged behind that valve by the docks.

Could that have been it?

>> You're right. It's twisted right out of

alignment.

>> What do we do now, Jack? Can you open

the pipeline someplace else? Yes, I can

open the feed at the source.

>> You have got to be kidding. You're not

actually going in there.

>> You don't understand, Hannah. This

garage is built on an active volcano. If

the lava flow is blocked and the

pressure builds up, this whole place

will blow, probably wiping out

everything within a 100 mile radius.

I've got no choice.

I'll help you, Jack. Just tell me what

to do. A

>> thanks, Miklin. The best thing you could

do is be ready on the launcher deck.

>> Jack, be careful.

>> Don't worry. I'll be okay in this lava

suit.

Kirgo, get her out of here.

>> Oh, right.

Okay, little lady. Let's get upstairs.

Are you sure I can't help?

Be careful, Jack.

>> What's happening?

>> Ah, that's all we need. They're

bombarding us. Jack, hurry. Fire.

Look, his suit's already turning blue.

He's overheating.

>> Jack, you've got to hurry.

>> I'm going as fast as I can in this

clunker.

>> Jack,

no.

I can barely see through the visor.

>> The suit's turning black. Do something,

>> Jack. You're looking at meltdown in 2

minutes.

>> He's run out of railing.

>> He's in serious trouble.

>> Jack,

>> I can't see. Jack. Jack, listen to me.

You've gotten yourself turned around.

The valve is behind you. All you've got

to do is turn around and follow my

directions. I'll guide you to it.

>> Let's get him, guys. Charge.

Good. Now it's five paces ahead. Count

them out.

>> 1 2 3 4 5.

>> That's it. You're doing fine.

To your left, Jack. About 12 in to your

left. That's it.

>> Made it

>> now. Come on, Jack. I'll talk you back

inside. KIRGO NIKLA, LET HER RIP. YES,

SIR.

Now what? Flood the moat?

>> Not so fast. I don't like the sound of

things. It's too quiet. Hold it right

there.

Now drop them or your friends here. Take

a swim in some lava.

>> Let's get out of here.

Coming up, Slitherburgers.

Hermes, look out.

Hermy, back off, Tenrik. Unless you want

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pet.

>> He can't get away with this, Jack.

>> What do you want, Hammer? From you,

Jack. Why? Everything you've got. Lock

him up.

Oh,

>> now what'll they do? Open the

drawbridge, I guess. Let down the

defenses.

>> Yeah, so every poacher in the wilderness

can just walt in here and pick the place

clean. Ah, they'll never figure it out.

>> What if they try to make us talk?

>> We won't say a word.

>> They could get pretty nasty.

>> After the lava pit, nothing scares me.

>> Okay, Tenrich. The drawbridge. Open it.

You got to be kidding if you think I'm

going to help you. Maybe you won't. But

she might.

>> Get your hands off me.

>> What are they doing to her? Jack, we got

to do something. Relax. They'll be back

soon.

>> You're pretty cool about all this.

>> Hey, look who's back. Where's Mikler?

What have you done to her? Back off.

Who's next, Hammer?

>> Never mind. I got a much better idea.

Take him to the lava control room.

>> How does he know about all this?

>> Mikla must have spilled the beans. Poor

kid. What did they do to her?

>> I'll bet it gets a bit warm out there in

the lava pit. Hey, Jack. Especially

without a protective suit.

>> You do have some sort of plan, don't

you, Jack?

>> Let's see. This shouldn't be too hard to

figure out. Wrench, come here and read

this.

>> Lava pit door. Do door open. That's the

one.

>> Last chance, Tenrik.

>> He's not closing the outer chamber door.

He's not following full procedure. Good

plan, Jack.

>> What procedure? What plan?

>> Forget it, Hammer. Suit yourself.

>> You can let the rest of us in on the

plan anytime, guys.

>> Just hold your breath.

>> What?

>> Come on over, Micha. You don't want to

miss the fun. This was your idea.

Huh?

>> What the devil?

>> What's that?

>> The safety override system. If the

control room gets too hot, you have to

cool it down fast.

>> Uh, hammer. I

Heat. Heat.

I'll get you, Tenri.

Everybody okay?

>> Some plan, Jack. We either fry or we

drown.

Admit it, Tenre. I was right to be

suspicious of Nikla, and you were taken

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>> I knew she was a phony right from the

start.

>> Right. So that's why you let her in on

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>> I let her in on no more than I wanted

her to know. I wanted her and her

friends to know they'd better not tackle

this garage again. And you'll notice I

didn't let her know about safety

override systems. What's wrong, Kirgo?

Still won't start.

>> I can't figure it out. Mustafa, take a

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>> Face it, Dundee. I suspected her all

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>> I was what?

>> I uh think we found the engine problem.

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work with me uh with us again?

>> Oh, sorry. No, I'm on a security detail

for a stateide trade group. arms

dealers. Well, actually, uh, plumbing

supplies.

>> You left special forces so you could

play nursemaid to a bunch of plumbers.

>> No, I left because I didn't fit in. All

the rules, all the office politics and

drama, all the personal fun and games.

You remember the fun and games, eh,

Burke?

>> Now look, Cammy, it was never a game for

me. What you and I had back then was

>> mind if I play through?

>> Who in blazes?

>> Burke. Rory Celia, meet Colonel William

F. Guile. This is who you left us for,

Cammy. Way I heard it, you're not a

colonel anymore, mate. They drumed you

out of the service when you got yourself

caught, Marshall, for going past your

operations mandate in Chataloo. You must

have wanted our old chum Bison pretty

badly. You mean that bloke we just

lobbed in the clink?

>> Let's go, Colonel. This was a big

mistake.

>> No. Uh, Cammy, wait. Quiet. I hear

something out there. Some sort of uh

clanking. Someone's out there.

>> Guy, what is it?

>> Someone's on the roof. Secure the

building and meet me on top.

>> Got it.

>> I'm calling this in. Runivo on top.

>> Cyia need a lift.

>> Yo, that friend of Camy's he may not be

regulation, but he's not bad.

>> No. Burke. Burke. The whole building's

been rigged with explosives. It's going

to blow.

>> Hold it right there. You come with me

nice and quiet. Or come with me nice and

quiet and unconscious.

>> Help.

I've got to get up there and warn Guile.

>> Cammy, you don't know if there's time.

You can't go in there. You know the

protocol.

>> I know your protocol. That's why I quit.

Remember?

>> Kyle. No.

>> Follow me. SONIC. BOOM.

G

>> SHIELD.

>> RORY,

splendid move up there, G. Rory and I

owe you one.

>> No one owes me anything except an

explanation. And I think I already know

the answer. Does the name Bison ring any

bells?

>> Public locations, schools, shops all

over London have been rocked by a series

of violent explosions. Fortunately,

because of the hour, no one was injured.

But if the blast has occurred midday,

well, who knows how many innocent lives

might have been lost. Bison claims

credit for the blast and says his people

will set off more bombs today unless he

is immediately granted his freedom and

given 1 billion pounds sterling. I've

got something to give that lousy sack a

fat roy

sentiment we all share I'm sure. But

right now we're in need of more

practical suggestions.

>> This is why I left. You know, they all

sit around fiddling while Rome burns.

And Burk's the worst of all, him and his

precious protocol.

>> Honda DJ, this is Guile.

>> We've been waiting for your call, man.

And he already working on breaking the

special forces communications.

>> So the colonel, this may take a while.

>> Oh, keep at it. Guy out.

>> Why did I leave? He wonders. As if I had

a choice. As if I could e Oh, Colonel.

Sorry. What? A little reconnaissance

might be in order. We could use more

information.

>> My specialty. Be right back.

>> So, you really believe M. Bison is

behind the explosions?

>> Well, indeed so, miss. No, it makes no

sense. If Bison's chaps intend to break

him out of the clink, why do something

guaranteed to triple security?

>> Maybe because they simply don't care how

much security there is.

>> Now, there's a frightening thought.

Maybe you should think about

H.

>> Who is that?

>> Bison solicitor. Uh, lawyer, I think you

Yanks call him.

>> So that's how Bison got his plans out.

>> Curious bloke, actually. But why are you

interested in crazy Yank?

>> Honda. DJ, we've just spotted Zangief.

He's going west out of Scotland Yard in

a late model black sedan. I got

something on the radar, man. No fears.

He won't get away.

He's gone. Must be inside. Come on.

Over there.

Sorry.

Dreadful. Sorry.

>> No trace of Zangief.

>> He's got to be here somewhere.

We warned your special forces people

about Bison, not sitting on him hard

until he stood trial. And they still

messed this up.

>> My people, as you put it, did the best

they could. Don't forget, they caught

Bison in the first place.

>> And let Zangief get in there to plan a

billion dollar clam bake.

Colonel DJ the deadline is passed

Colonel but Downing STREET DID NOT GIVE

IN. They think Bison's bluffing.

>> I don't sir. Whatever he's got planned.

It'll be soon and it'll be big.

>> Well, keep on it. Guy out.

>> Colonel, we've got a problem. We're on

the tunnel train, sir. That high-speed

express. We're not going to stop until

we clear out from the tunnel under the

English Channel and land in France.

>> Looks like I loves things up pretty good

myself. Maybe you should have stayed

with your special forces friends.

>> Not a chance, Colonel. You're so much

cuter. Now all we've got to do is find

Zan GeF.

You can bet he's not sightseeing.

>> There he is.

>> Uhhuh. Uh-uh. No snacking between meals.

Sonic.

>> Now suppose you tell us what Bison is

planning TO

CAM.

CAMMY,

>> over here.

>> Where's Angie?

>> Gone. He had this whole thing planned.

DJ, I need an update now.

>> Better from on news is bad. Bison stole

your train halfway through the tunnel.

His thugs have sealed off both ends.

Bison's boys are heavily armed and

extremely ugly.

>> Looks like we found Bison's next target.

A train load of passengers stuck 200 ft

under the English Channel 10 miles from

either exit. I got handed to Bison. Good

plan.

>> You release me, gentlemen and lady, and

hand over my billion pounds within the

next 20 minutes. or you can kiss all

those hostage passengers and your

precious channel farewell.

>> This game's not over yet.

>> No, indeed. In fact, the fun has just

begun.

>> The engineer's waiting for our signal.

Colonel,

>> let's get this show on the road.

Go,

>> KEVIN. CLEAR THIS RAKE. IT'S GOING TO

BLOW.

Bison's buddies at the other end heard

that.

>> Yeah, they heard it.

>> DJ, you've got interesting timing.

>> It's over, Colonel. Bison's people know

you're there now. AND HE'S GOING TO BLOW

UP THE TRAIN UNLESS HE GETS HIS MONEY.

>> And the government's about to hand it to

him. They want you to sit tight till

this thing's over.

>> Don't let them hand over the money. You

got that? I'm getting these people out

somehow.

>> How are we supposed to get them out? We

can't even get ourselves out.

>> Take the servants's entrance. Sonic.

Boom.

>> Cammy, get everyone off the train and

into the service tunnel. Bison's not

going anywhere.

Ah, it appears my ride is here. Once my

tribute is loaded, I will say aure. But

first, I really must thank you all for

your gracious hospitality. If you fools

hadn't captured me in the first place,

none of this would have been possible.

>> Everyone's off and moving through the

service tunnel, sir.

>> As long as they're moving away from the

train, they'll be safe, even if Bison

pushes the button. DJ, this is Guile.

All passengers ARE SAFE. REPEAT, ALL ARE

SAFE. Tell special forces they can nail

Bison's hide to the wall.

Ah, looks like you're not going

anywhere, you arrogant.

BUT ARROGANT AM I? DEAL with them

permanently.

Stop him, lads. HE WON'T GET AWAY NOW.

On it, B.

CAN they hear you?

I don't think so.

No.

Heat.

Heat.

All that lovely money. My billion pound

sterling. Oh well, easy come, easy go.

Good news, bad news, Colonel. The

billion pound ransom is safe and so many

passengers, but Vice hasn't gone away

again.

>> Colonel, we saved hundreds of lives and

a billion pound sterling.

>> And why don't I feel like cheering?

>> I wish you weren't going, love. Seems

like old times having you around.

>> We still don't know who's helping us in

the channel. All very hush, hush and

classified.

But I got a feeling you and your

plumbing pal had yourselves a bit of a

workout.

Thanks for the assist.

Oh, Rory, I'm going to miss you.

>> We need you, Cammy. I need you.

>> Oh, Burke. You've never needed anyone.

Me neither. Maybe that's our problem.

But just maybe there's someone who does.

Celia's at Aceber. Maybe it's time you

realized it.

>> Thank you, Chem. I mean it.

>> Have to go make the world safe for

plumbing fixtures. Ta.

Come on then. Tea time. And I'm buying.

>> You sure you made the right choice,

Cammy? Your special forces has first

rate benefits and one heck of a pension

plan.

>> Why bother working with you, Colonel?

There's no way I'm ever going to make it

to retirement anyway.

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>> Wild Cat's mission log. Entry 31.17.

We suspect the Damonites have learned

the Temple of Thesria's location, but

for some reason, they're not going after

it yet. It's called a concussion bomb.

We use them to restart depleted oil

fields.

>> All right, we're out of here. Their

explosive frequency is specifically

designed to shatter a rock. This

releases any trapped oil in the stone.

Watch.

There you are. More oil from a dry

field. What do you think, Mr. Dowell?

>> Most impressive. And you say these

concussion bombs can be used for mining

as well?

>> Absolutely. Are you going after

something valuable?

You might say that. You might say that.

Indeed.

The orb, source of ultimate power,

buried beneath a million tons of rock.

It is at the moment out of my reach, but

not for long. Duckwell, report.

>> The concussion bombs are everything you

anticipated, Lord Hellspont. We have

arranged to take delivery of two dozen,

more than enough to blast our way down

to the temple.

>> Excellent.

But be sure to emphasize the need for

security, Darkwell.

I want no interference from those

blasted wild cats this time.

>> Wildat alert. Wildcat alert. Demonite

activity detected.

All wildat team members, please respond.

Okay.

Okay.

Voodoo.

>> Sorry.

>> Yes, you certainly are. I sometimes find

it hard to believe that a single drop of

carib blood flows in your veins. Now

move, girl. There is an alert in

progress.

>> It is unwise to do that to one of the

Kota. You might have lost that arm.

>> I live for danger. But hey, ease up on

the kid, okay? She ain't had your

training.

>> We are in a war and she is no warrior.

>> Ever heard of a secret weapon? According

to the writing on that rock we found,

she's the only one can handle the orb.

>> This is true.

And of course, she is quite attractive

as well.

>> Not to me.

Let's go.

I hope you hired extra guards.

We have business rivals who will stop at

nothing to prevent our success. Don't

worry. Everything's under control.

These guys don't look like drones.

>> They're not. They're all human.

>> Except for Darkwell.

>> Destroy the criminal scum.

>> They think we're the bad guys.

>> And there's no time to argue the point.

Maul, get tall.

>> Oh, yeah.

You know what I like?

>> Hurry up with those crates. Blast.

>> Never mind that. Bring it and quickly.

Mind if I cut in?

The bug faces are skying out of here.

>> I'm on it. Cover me.

>> Oh. Oh.

>> What were they taking? Speak up.

>> Concussion bombs. Said they were for

mining.

>> Bombs? Voodoo. No.

>> Oops.

>> V. Look out.

>> Mole.

Mole.

Mo.

Maul. Please. I'm sorry.

Hey B, don't sweat it. I'm not going

anywhere.

>> It was an accident.

There was a booby trap. I didn't know.

>> Anything you say.

Well, we got one lucky break anyway. Our

fire knocked loose the hover ship's

black box. It has a record of all recent

demonite transmissions.

>> Then get those concussion bombs to

Samosere immediately. We must start

unearthing that temple.

>> As you can hear, the bug faces have

found the temple of themes.

>> Puts him a play ahead. Where's Samos

here? It's a large island in the center

of a somatan lake. mountainous, lightly

populated.

>> You seem to know a great deal about it.

>> I just bought it, which makes things

nice and legal, cuz it means old

Cinderface and his slime suckers just

became trespassers.

>> Then I suggest we prosecute him Wildcat

style.

>> Negative. Not until Maul's recovered. We

don't go in without a full team.

>> Do you think it is wise to take

everyone?

>> That's what I said. We stay a team

because right now the Damonites are a

lot closer to that orb than we are.

>> Knock knock. Brought you some chicken

soup. I avie,

thanks.

Void says I'll be okay by this

afternoon. The carobam genes make for a

fast recovery.

>> I'm glad.

>> Hey, it wasn't your fault. Stuff like

this comes with the job.

>> Sure. Only it seems to come a lot more

often when I'm around. Oh, I just can't

seem to get the hang of this battle

stuff. Sometimes I think you guys would

be better off without me.

>> I wouldn't.

>> A thanks Mal.

Get that rock cleared. Move it.

Move it.

Lord Hellspont, this is Dockwell.

There's something here you might want to

see.

>> Wildcats are on their way. Lord

Hellbant,

>> disengaging cloak.

Glad you waited for me to join the

party.

>> Incoming.

>> Damonite heat seeker approaching 23°

west.

>> On second thought, maybe I should have

stayed in bed.

>> Ah, no sweat. Leave it to the Gman.

>> Oh yeah, on the money.

Not unimpressive, especially for a

human.

>> Thanks. I'll try to consider that a

compliment.

>> It was intended to be.

>> Uh-huh.

>> ETA Samosir, 1400 hours.

>> At last, after these many thousand years

of searching, the temple of Themescria.

At last. Hold lord. I foresee

disaster awaiting at almost every step.

Ah, yes. I see.

>> The temple has many hidden traps.

I salute the ingenuity of the elders,

but a trap must have a trigger.

>> Where? I sense it. There it is. A

concealed scanner. It selects the traps

and activates them.

>> Then let it be

deactivated.

The galaxy awaits my rule.

Approaching Samosir. Shall we engage the

cloak?

Save the power for the weapon systems.

We're going in.

>> Destroy the Wildcats.

>> Autopilot engaged.

>> Sharpen them up, cats. It's time to

pounce.

>> Yeah. Let's rock and roll.

Small

Warblade, take out those missiles. All

right,

>> let's go.

>> What? Lord Hellpont, the Wildcats are

attacking.

>> Yes,

somehow I had assumed that was the case.

>> Should we call for reinforcements?

>> No need. I shall simply reactivate the

temple's defenses.

Let the Caribbean's own weapons be the

source of their downfall.

>> Well, there it is, cats. The Temple of

Damascria,

>> the greatest monument ever created by

the Carib elders.

>> Gee, it looks so much bigger in the

brochure.

>> I beg your pardon.

>> He's teasing you. Don't worry. Go on,

get in there.

>> Hey, don't crease the threads.

>> I have taught him much. Yet still, he

confuses me.

>> Yeah, well, I may be a couple of

thousand years younger than you, but I

know guys. You want some advice?

>> Hey, you two, let's go.

>> Save your insights for the temple,

youngster.

And try not to jeopardize the mission

this time.

>> Clear. Move in.

>> Where do you think Smoke Skull is?

>> Probably halfway to the orb. If he

hasn't got it already, stay alert, cats.

>> Look at these carvings.

Woo!

>> Sell it.

>> What the?

>> THIS AIN'T NO FUN HOUSE.

>> GUYS,

GUYS, GUYS.

UH,

ANYBODY?

MAUL,

SPARTAN,

sell it. Oh, no. I've done it big this

time.

>> This is excellent. The one they call

voodoo has been separated from the other

wild cats. She is completely at my

mercy.

>> Beware, Lord. I foresee great danger.

Remember, she is the one of whom the

prophecy speaks. Only she has the power

to wield the orb.

>> You forget that I am a dammonite. If I

possess her body, her powers shall be

mine to control. The prophecy will be

fulfilled.

But with the orb at my command,

>> I foresee at least one path wherein you

succeed, Lord. But take care. She may be

more dangerous than you realize. That

child,

she has no conception of her own powers.

I shall take her easily.

>> Where is everybody?

Spartan.

Spartan.

>> Voodoo.

>> Where are you?

>> Some sort of cell.

Whoa. Magnetically shielded. Can't blast

out. Where's the team?

>> Don't know. I'll see if I can.

>> Voodoo. Voodoo.

>> Come back. China.

Come to me. You have nothing to lose but

your soul.

Oh,

voodoo.

Voodoo.

Priscilla Kitain,

come free me.

>> No, my friends.

>> Leave them. Leave them and free me.

Together, we can do anything.

>> I

It's Hellbot. He's coming. I don't know

what to do. Where is everybody? Where's

Where's Maul?

>> Hey V, calm down, kitten.

>> Where are you?

>> Looks like the basement place is holding

up the whole temple. If I try to bust

out, I'll dump the whole building.

>> What else coming?

>> I can hear him. Must be right overhead.

>> Really? Maul, can you see any little

triangular lights?

>> Yeah,

way up there. Then hang on.

>> Stay calm, V. You can handle it.

Come, child.

Resistance is useless. Your friends will

be destroyed.

You will become part of me for I am your

master.

>> NO.

>> Foolish child.

Your power is no match for mine.

>> Oh yeah. Well,

come

that is better than now.

Knock knock. No.

>> Oh yeah. Let freedom ring.

We're selling

>> bear.

>> I'm on it.

>> It is about time.

>> Spartan,

>> what the Hey, fearless leader. Join the

party.

>> The or just ahead. I heard it calling.

The orb,

source of ultimate power.

>> I never thought I would see it. Seems to

be protected by some sort of force

field. Never seen anything like it.

>> It cannot be opened without the code of

threes. You are sure I am. H

>> brace three. Maybe it's tromial

notation. A base three formula.

NAH.

>> Get away. The orb is mine.

>> No.

>> What an event.

>> Well, let me rock your world. Flavor.

Full nitro. Let's make toast.

The temple's distract mechanism has been

activated.

>> Time to go, cats.

>> Who knew? I'll be waiting.

So, the orb is not destroyed?

>> No, sir. Just out of reach.

>> And until we crack the code of threes,

it's going to stay that way.

>> Looks like you got your work cut out for

you.

>> Great night, eh?

>> It is adequate.

You did well today. I was not

displeased.

Really? Is that all you have to say?

>> That is all.

>> I guess it is.

>> Evening.

>> Greetings, Voodoo. I wish to commend you

on your courage today. You truly have

the warrior spirit.

>> Thank you,

Zealot.

Tell him. Tell him how you feel.

No, there are some things even a Kota

warrior lacks the courage to confess.

Heat. Heat.

Heat.

Heat.