Original subtitles

Can't you see?

You'll get it.

M a

t a

t a

k u

r y u s

s e

i n

n e

g a

i w w o

t a

k Entrust my wishes to the shining, falling star.

Entrust my wishes to the shining, falling star.

u s s h

i t t e

ta

ryu

i

ga

wo

ku

te

S a

n d d o

t s u b b u

y a

i t t a

o s s a

n a

i o

m

o Childhood memories whispered three times.

Childhood memories whispered three times.

i d d e

do

bu

i

ta

sa

i

mo

de

O t t o

g i

b a

n a

s h i s s a

t o

s a

m e

t a

m a

The likeness of a fairy tale and a cold stare. O

The likeness of a fairy tale and a cold stare. n

The likeness of a fairy tale and a cold stare.

z a

s h i d d e

gi

na

sa

to

me

ma

za

de A k k i

r a

m e

t e

i t t a

r a

i s s s

h o

u t t s

u k

You can't capture the life you want by giving up.

A a

a m m e

n a

i ki

i

te

ta

ra

ssho

tsu

me

i

G e t b b a

c k

M

o u

i

c back

c h i d d o

k o

k o

r o

n o

o k k u

d e

n e

Once more, sleeping in the depths of my soul. Mo

Once more, sleeping in the depths of my soul. m

Once more, sleeping in the depths of my soul.

t t e i

r u

i

do

ko

no

ku

ne

ttei

A

n o

h i

n o

o m m o

i w w o

s o

r a

n i

t o

k i

h Release the memories of that day into the sky.

Release the memories of that day into the sky.

a n n a

t e

hi

no

mo

wo

ra

to

ha

te

M e

c h a k k u

c h a n n i

g a

m u

s h a r r a

n i

k Recklessly, mindlessly, soullessly.

Recklessly, mindlessly, soullessly.

a r r a

cha p

p p o n n i

cha

ga

sha

ni

ra

A

r u

i t

t a s s o

n o

s a

k i

n i

Ahead of the the path I walked. A

Ahead of the the path I walked.

ta

no

ki

ni

ni T o

u

m e

i n n a

m i

c h i s s h

i r r u

b e

u k k a

b An invisible road sign appears...

An invisible road sign appears...

u y y o

me

na

chi

ru

u

bu

k yo yo

m i

d a

k e

n o

k o

k o

r o

n i

...only in your soul. ki

...only in your soul.

ke

ko

ko

G

e n

k a

ni i

n

o m m u

k o

u w w a

m u

g e

n d d a

i On the other side of your limits is your...

On the other side of your limits is your...

i

mu

u

mu

n

k

u r r i

k i k a

e s s u

d e

n s s e

t s s u

...infinitely repeating legend. ku

...infinitely repeating legend.

e

de

set

su

su K o su

t e

y u

k o

u n n u

r i

k a

e t t e

y u

k o

u Let's go beyond. Let's start over.

Let's go beyond. Let's start over.

yu

u

ri

e

yu

D

o y y o

u r

b u b e

s t

f o r y y o

u r

s a k e

a n

n y

t i m

e your

e

your

a

time

Can't you see?

Due to traffic regulations,

Planet Chicken Earth prohibits spaceships from parking in orbit around it.

All spaceships are required to park at an airport on the ground.

Problem is, the airport's parking fees are really, really expensive.

Nina Worries

He's late. That Rail!

Making us wait so long...

Let's see... parking costs 100 credits for two hours.

If we don't get back soon, the fee will be rather high.

We'll add it to his bill as an extra charge!

Are you all right?!

Owww...

I was in such a rush that I jumped through the door before it opened.

Nina, is that you?

What are you doing? I thought you were a terrorist or something.

Oh! Kane, I've been waiting for you!

I'm the one who's been waiting! Where's Rail?

I brought the job request on his behalf. But more importantly, listen to this!

This is the first assignment I've been given since I joined the Universal Guardians!

Okay...

So I'm glad to have the chance to work with you! I'll do my best!

Uh, okay...

Allow me to introduce you.

This is Minister Blanco Magma from the country of Trevin.

You'll be escorting him home to Trevin.

I'm Kane Blueriver. Nice to meet you.

Niihii da hii tra-con Kane Blueriver.

Yaah haah.

Huh?

So, this is all well and good, but...

...why is a low-ranking officer like Nina in charge of this?

Apparently, she's the only Universal Guardian who speaks Trevinese.

Looks like her job is to be the minister's interpreter.

I see. So, we're her support then, huh?

Rail was complaining the Universal Guardians are really short handed.

But you know, it won't take very long to travel there on the Swordbreaker.

This time, instead of Trouble Contractors, we're more like a personal airline service.

Goh rachtov frattoh nahshin.

Torasungwah aratoh.

Torasungwah?

Nisem aratwah.

Goh atoro asaari hisowa?

Rasungwah aratoh.

Do you know what he's saying?

Don't ask me.

My translation function doesn't cover his language either.

Nii towah?

Aratoh gashuu.

Woohoah! Dow mett touh!

Wear horns?

What do you mean?

Minister Blanco says that according to Trevin's customs,

he's forbidden to ride in anything that doesn't have three horns.

Three horns? I guess there are all kinds of cultures in the world.

Yes. So, he can't ride in Swordbreaker unless you put horns on her.

This is such an insult!

We don't have a choice, Canal. Just put on some horns.

I absolutely will not!

I've never been so offended in all my life!

"Put on some horns," what, are you crazy?

No, no! I don't want to!

Um... Canal? No, no! I don't want to!

No, no! I don't want to!

Are spaceships really supposed to cry?

Oh well...

Trevin Air flight 102 to the Trevin capital...

...will now begin boarding at gate 51.

I've got our boarding passes! ...will now begin boarding at gate 51.

Here you go!

We're riding with the regular passengers?

Oh great.

We're going to charge you extra for the holographic signal relay rental fee.

That's something you'll have to talk to my boss about. Okay, let's go!

Geez, this is nothing more than baby-sitting.

What is it?

You're not allowed to go on board wearing a cape.

What?!

It's a local custom.

The other passengers will be upset if they see it.

You can't argue with custom, I guess.

Okay, fine.

But what kind of custom is that?

What now?

Are you carrying a dangerous weapon?

Do you mean this, by any chance?

That's definitely a dangerous weapon!

Then, is this not allowed either?

Of course not!

But we're Trouble Contractors.

We can't just go around unarmed.

Weapons are not allowed!

I'll take custody of their belongings.

That'll be okay, right?

Who are you?

A Universal Guardian?

Excuse me, Miss!

Okay, put them in here.

Guess there's no other choice.

Don't be rough with them, okay?

Okay!

Just leave it to me.

What happened?

What the?

The circuit shorted out!

Oh no, not again!

"Again?"

Electronics and I don't really get along.

Don't come near me!

But I'm great with people!

That's not quite the same thing...

Hey, wait!

I have a bad feeling about this.

Are you sure my psi-blade will be okay?

Probably.

"Probably?"

They really put horns on the ship.

It's such an interesting culture!

That's so dumb!

Please hurry, folks!

Flight 102 bound for the Trevin capital will be taking off soon.

It's so crowded.

That's why I don't like being on any ship but Swordbreaker.

This economy seat is really narrow.

Can't they do something? We can't do our job like this!

Would you be quiet, please?

She is definitely not my type...

Why is Nina in first-class, and we're stuck in economy?

Because of our tight budget, as usual!

This place feels like a chicken coop!

Uh-huh. This is just part of their culture too, right? Culture.

Right on schedule, we've stabilized at an altitude of fifteen thousand meters.

I don't foresee any problems.

I see. No problems, eh?

Would you like me to switch to autopilot, sir?

Yes, please.

Wow! Is it okay for me to eat all this?

But it's part of my job, so I don't have a choice!

It's great!

It's bad. So very bad.

I wish I could eat some sautéed chicken.

Don't say such reckless things!

On this planet, chickens are worshiped as sacred.

They are second only to the three horns in their holiness!

Hey, what are you doing?!

Chickens and horns are divine things!

If you like horns so much,

I can pound some right into your head!

It's no wonder Rail brought us in on this job.

Tribal conflicts, anti-government forces on the rise

VIPs kidnapped by terrorists, economic collapse...

Trevin has really fallen on hard times.

I'm having a hard time myself!

Dammit, she won't let me into first class, no matter what.

Her, over there. Annoying old bat.

But I shouldn't pick a fight with a woman.

Eh, go for it. You'll probably lose though.

Ah, I'm so full...

Would you like something to drink?

No, I'm fine.

Excuse me, sir?

Don't make any noise!

Fine, do whatever you want, Mr. Holy Chicken.

What are you doing?

Don't make any noise!

This plane is now under the control of the Red Cock's Comb!

What?

Are you one of them?

Probably not.

We're only here for the Trevin Minister who's on this plane!

Once he's our hostage, we will abolish the worship of horns,

and replace the country's symbol with a cock's comb!

From horns to a cock's comb?

Who would hijack a plane over something like that?

There are all kinds of tribal conflicts, you know.

This is going to be the worst job ever.

Dewah, gahshtateh bukaraihi.

Fuhostoh raigai gatabe buh!

Kahgdeh gibarah!

Te zukazeh... bah, ozuwetari chatoh!

W-What are they saying?

He said "Relay our demands to the government,"

but the minister refused.

Goh bah dorashidozuh! Mogari soh dodah gahsoh!

I've got to do something. I've got to do something!

Latstuh gaheh! Don degosteh bairuh!

Saguhstrhes! Rehuah buguoeh!

Rehuah buguoeh!

Hey, she did pretty good!

Nevermind that. What are we going to do about this, Kane?

We'll do whatever we have to.

Getting that minister to his country safely is our job.

So, you're going to take them down, right?

But you're unarmed.

I have an idea.

A chicken?

I sort of prefer a penguin to a chicken.

Just shut up and do it!

Modeling data scan is complete.

Find Nina, and bring back my psi-blade and Millie's gun! Got it?

Roger!

Derah gohbahs... numosuh nasoh de dahah.

linii musuh gahah razuh ozuh irahs!

Gohshah!

I've got to do something!

What? What was that strange noise?

We've taken control of economy!

Everything is going just as planned, sir!

Excellent!

What should I do with the first class passengers?

Should I move them to the back?

No, just leave them here for now.

Understood sir!

Canal?

Nina, give me the psi-blade and Millie's gun.

Right! They're in my bag on my seat.

That's it, right?

But it's locked.

What?

Ahh! Please don't break the bag!

It's important to me. I bought it with my very first paycheck!

Fine, where's the key?

Right! It's in the inside pocket of my jacket.

The inside pocket, eh?

Stop wiggling!

Hold still!

Hey, don't touch me there!

What are you doing?

She mouthed off, so I was beating her up!

I'm going back to economy now, sir.

Good. Show no mercy to the ones who resist.

Yes sir!

Wait.

I don't think I've seen you before.

I-Is that so? Well, the Red Cock's Comb has a lot of members.

It does?

Well, so I've been told, anyway...

All right. If you're really a member...

If I'm a member...

You should be able to dance the Cock's Comb Amore.

The Cock's Comb Amore?

The Cock's Comb Amore?

It's taught to all Red Cock's Comb members.

Now, show me your dance.

Uh, well, that is...

What's wrong?

Don't you know it?

Data recovery. Connect to Universal Net. Access Deep Space Alexandria Database.

Begin search. Ultra high-speed mode!

What are you doing? Hurry up and dance!

Yes, sir!

Amore, amore, cock's comb amore!

Just kidding! There is no such embarrassing dance!

Right.

I'll just go back now.

That dance wasn't bad.

Thanks.

That was close.

I'll be passing out blankets for those of you who aren't feeling well.

All right.

Go!

You little-

Be careful not to shoot holes in the plane, Millie!

Who do you think you're talking to? I'm the best shot in the universe!

Damn!

This is bad!

G-Good job!

It's almost time for lunch, Captain.

Captain, what are you?

Why do I have to do this?

It looks pretty good on you.

Really?

I brought this, just in case.

Ah! It's just not the same without this!

As for the rest...

I'll leave them to you, ma'am!

Yaahmoen!

If you're going to be this stubborn, then I might as well kill you.

Wait! Please, wait!

Dinner's ready.

Stop right there!

Who are you? You're not a member!

That's not true.

Shut up! Show me your face!

What gave us away?

In Trevin, capes are for devils.

No one would ever wear one!

Kane...

I didn't know!

Anyway, drop your weapons!

Get in!

What's going on?

Looks like these guys took out my men in economy.

Is the Captain one of them too?

Yeah, and so are some of the guards at the port.

So that's how they got their weapons onto the plane so easily.

This image relay is being broadcast all across Trevin.

Declare the supremacy of the Cock's Comb right now!

Otherwise, you're dead!

Damn!

Hey now, don't move.

I've got to do my best!

Come on, Nina! This is my job.

I have to try!

Now, make the declaration! Otherwise, you die.

Nina!

All right, get up! Slowly.

There!

Mr. Blanco!

Daahaah...

Time's up.

The autopilot!

Okay everyone, please remain calm,

put your head in your lap, and brace for the shock!

Why do I have to be the one to fly this?

It's easy. Just touch here.

Wow, we got control back!

Nice job, Nina.

I'm sorry!

We just saved him, so why is he mad?

He is grateful to us for saving his life,

but he's angry because I broke his horn.

This could turn into an international incident!

Oh, Canal!

Critical system error detected in Swordbreaker's main computer.

What?! Hold on, Canal!

Pull yourself together!

It might be fatal.

What do you mean, fatal?!

It might be a fatal- might be- might be- might be a fatal- fatal error. Fatal error- error-

I'm sorry, Canal!

K o

n o

i n n o

c h i g g a

m a

d a

u m m a

r e

t e

k Before life was born.

Before life was born.

u r r u

no

no

ga

da

ma

te

ku Z Z u

t t o z z u

t t o m m u

k ru

k a

s h i n n i

Long, long before. Zu

Long, long before.

tto

ka

ni

N u

g u

e n n a

i u

u n

m

e i

n

o b b a

i b b u

r u

g a

The Bible of Unalterable Fate... Nu

The Bible of Unalterable Fate...

na

i

n

i

ba

bu

ga

S a

d a

m e

t a

a s s h

i t t a

w o

f u

m i

h a

z u

...slipped up on the tomorrow that it chose. Sa

...slipped up on the tomorrow that it chose. s

...slipped up on the tomorrow that it chose.

me

a

ta

fu

ha

su

S o

n o

o r r o

k a

s a

g a

i t t o

s h i i

c

h i

k That foolishness is my beloved encouragement.

That foolishness is my beloved encouragement.

a r r a

z u

y o

s a

o

ka

ga

to

i

ka

zu

sa

I k k i

r u

k o

t o

t t e j j i

b u

n w w o

t s u r

r a

Maybe life is living through... I

Maybe life is living through... n

Maybe life is living through...

k u

ru

to

ji

n

tsu

nu

ku

ku w a

g

a m m a

m a

k a

m o

n e

...your own selfishness. wa

...your own selfishness.

ma

ka M M e

n i

m e

n i

u t

t s u

t t a I

w

i s h

b o r n

In my eye, my eye, it's reflected. I wish born. Me

In my eye, my eye, it's reflected. I wish born.

ni

tsu

I

born

Y u

m e

y u

m e

n i

m a

d e

m i

t e

t a

n a

r a

Even if I saw it in my dreams. In my dreams. Yu

Even if I saw it in my dreams. In my dreams.

me

ma

mi

ta

ra

A n d m m a

n y

m a

n y

s o

k o

m a

d e

d o

n k k u

And many, many, to get to that point... And

And many, many, to get to that point... r

And many, many, to get to that point...

i m m o

u ma

u

ny

ko

de

n

K

a ra

k a r r u

n i

n o

k a

n e

r a t t t

e u

e ...how long will it take? Take aim.

...how long will it take? Take aim.

ru

ka

T ne T e

n i

t e

n i

s ra

s u

r u

n o

g a

D tte

D r e a m s

c o

Take it. Take it and my dreams come true. Te

Take it. Take it and my dreams come true. m

Take it. Take it and my dreams come true.

t r u e

te

su

no

Dreams

true

Y u

m e

y u

m e

j a

o w w a

r a

s e

t a

k u

n a i I don't want to let it end with dreams. Dreams.

I don't want to let it end with dreams. Dreams.

yu

ja

wa

se

ku

nai A A n

d m m a

n y

m a

n y

m a

d a

And many, many, still... And

And many, many, still...

ma

ma

A n d m m a

n y

m a

n y

da a

a t t s

u i

v

i j j o

n And many, many hot visions.

And many, many hot visions.

ny

ny

tsu

vi

jon

O i

t

s u

z u

k e

t a

i I want to keep following them.

I want to keep following them.

tsu

ke

i

I don't have much time left...

Somehow, I must get to that room.

If I don't, there will be a terrible disaster!

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