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All right, get in here right now. This is fucking ridiculous.

Are you really running your mouth? Sit down right there, ma 'am.

I mean, come on.

What do you mean, come on?

I don't know why you're bringing me back here. Like I'm some sort of criminal.

Well, the way you're acting... You know what?

I know people.

Okay, but can we just sit down first? No. That's the reason why I brought you

back here. Ma 'am, sit down right there.

Oh, my God.

Please. You are going to regret this.

Okay, well, you're already acting. Where are you from?

It doesn't matter where I'm from. Where the fuck are you from? Hey, zip it.

Clearly you're not from around here, because I know a lot of people, and

going to regret this. Okay, well, all right, you're acting pretty defective

already, so I already. Well, yeah, because I haven't done anything.

Well, most people who don't normally do anything don't really act this

defensive. It's usually the ones who are guilty that... Really?

So that's called gaslighting, just so you know.

Well, I mean, it is, but usually it's frightening to gaslight somebody,

Are you married?

Unfortunately, I'm not. This job takes up all my time.

So, let me... Good. The one that you're not married to, because you're a little

bit of a narcissist. You're gaslighting me right now. Okay. Bringing me back

here. I haven't done a single fucking thing. Ma 'am, listen.

I can call the cops right now, and they can just deal with this. I'm trying to

give you... Call them.

Okay, that's fine.

I'm going to give them a call.

Yep, call them. I haven't done a fucking thing.

Yeah, but I want to give you a chance, though, here, okay? Because I brought

back here because...

I had a couple of associates up in the front bed that, you know.

Bring them back here. Who are they?

Exactly. They work in the front desk. Oh, yeah.

Right. Real convenient.

The floor is empty.

No. This is just bullshit. You're just out there. Ma 'am, let me just do what I

need to do, okay?

So, like I was getting to, the reason why I was bringing you back here is

because a couple of my associates in the front assumed that you might be...

stealing a couple of our store items. Do I look like a thief to you? No, you

don't. I'm not trying to throw my privilege out there, but look at me. I

I understand. Okay. You're a white female.

Exactly. Exactly. Okay. But I don't look like a person who needs to steal

anything. Leave my color out of that. That's not what I was trying to say.

What's wrong with you? Yeah, you were. You were trying to hit that butt like

said. Look at these shoes. Does it look like I would be stealing with these

shoes on? I get it, but... I'd be wearing sneakers.

All right, ma 'am. Let me just get to the point here. Not those shitty shoes

you're wearing. Okay, do you want to get out of here or not? I do. Okay, so let

me just do my job. All right?

Just... Oh, my God.

Just calm down. Take a breath.

Okay? You're not in any trouble. You don't think I'm calm?

You don't seem it. I'm not.

But can I just get a couple...

Questions in first? Go ahead.

Okay. Ask your question. Okay. What's your name?

Sarah.

With an H.

Okay.

Do you happen to have a last name?

Taylor. Taylor. Cool. Like Taylor's, yeah.

Okay. All right. Another woman who doesn't look like she's stealing

Okay, Ms. Taylor. All right. All right. Well, given the fact that the way you

look, you usually respect people of my authority normally, right? So can you

show me some respect? You look like somebody I don't respect.

Okay. Which I guess I'm giving you the appropriate response.

Okay. All right, ma 'am. God, it is so hot in here. Yes.

That's the whole point.

To make you feel uncomfortable.

So, Ms. Taylor, do you live in town or anything like that?

You trying to date me?

No, I'm just trying to make sure that when I go back into my room and check

security footage and I put information in the computer system that, you know,

maybe... Yes, I live in town. I live in a really nice house.

Again, another reason why I'm not stealing anything. Okay, and what's your

address? I'm not going to give you that.

All right, well, ma 'am, look, this is just to make sure that I'm doing a

background check right now. Oh, yeah? Yeah. A background check.

Let's say I stole something. Why would you need my address?

Because in case you have any prior warrants. Clearly you have another

No, I don't. If you want my number, just ask for it. You have to bring me back

here for that. This is pathetic.

I just want to make sure that I don't have, like, Sarah Terrell from Utah

convicted of murder or something like that, okay?

Not Bundy. All right, well, I don't know that. Are you Bundy?

No, I'm not.

Yeah, he was much more attractive.

Okay, all right.

So you're just not going to cooperate here? You're just going to continue like

this? I just don't know why I'm back here.

Well, because you're being suspected of stealing, like I said. Okay, right.

But you don't want to help me prove that you didn't steal. So, I mean, what do

you want here?

I just want to go home. Okay, well, if you want to go home. Don't you want to

home? You look tired. I am, but I have like eight more hours.

If you want to go home, just work with me here, okay? If you want to go home,

stop pulling people off the floor who are not stealing.

Maybe you can come back here and take a nap. All right. I'm so tired.

Ma 'am, are you dealing with people with you all day long? Yes, I get very, very

tired. Right.

So, do you want to give me your address?

No. Okay.

All right. Well, um...

I'm going to go get my boss because you seem like you don't want to behave or

cooperate with me. And I'm also going to go check the footage.

Awesome. Go ahead.

Okay. Go check your little footage. All right. Whatever you do. You must not

cough. Okay. All right. Yeah.

Enough. All right.

I'm going to get my boss.

Sit here.

Don't do anything stupid.

Okay. I have cameras all around. You got small feet.

Okay. Take your little tiny dick out of here.

Okay.

They'll do it.

Yeah.

All right, both. Here you go. Here she is.

Not cooperating at all. One bit. Let me get her address.

Is this your... Is this your employee?

Yes, it is. Yeah, I think you have a job opening.

I understand you're giving him a hard time.

Well, yeah. He brought me back here and I haven't stolen a damn thing.

Can you prove that you haven't?

Since she had a bag?

Yes, she did have a bag.

I don't know what you're talking about. See?

You're making shit up. I bet she did.

Clearly. I'm going to use the table.

Yeah, that's my bag. It was in the way. That was your bag? Yep, it was in the

way. And you stuck it under a table.

You didn't search this?

She wasn't giving me the chance to search it. Do I have permission to

this? No.

Well, I'm going to anyway.

Nothing in there, huh?

Strap. I see a tag.

Oh, yeah. I kept the tag on because I want to return it.

Really? Yeah, I don't really like the tag.

Do you have the receipt?

No.

It's on my card.

It's on your card. Yeah.

And you swipe the card, and then it pulls up the order.

And then a paper receipt comes through.

Right, but you can look stuff up with the card now. I didn't get it at this

store.

Well, we saw you on these cameras here.

Yeah. And you took these books in the file cabinet.

Mm -hmm. What do you say about that, huh?

You have no words? It's got the tags and everything on these as well.

That's Sarah's store, man.

She got kind of quiet all of a sudden, I see.

And, you know, when I went back there to check the footage while I was getting

my bought, I'm happy to see that you came into the store with, you know, you

didn't have this press with you. And when you happened to walk back out the

store when I caught up with you, you seemed to have this press with those

in it.

So, I mean, Like I said, that's one of the reasons why I brought you back here.

How do you explain that? I would like to see the footage.

I look like every other woman.

I get told all the time that I look like someone, somebody. Not with that same

exact blue sweater and one of those fake leather pants that you're wearing that

you're just courting over there. You're saying, oh, look at my boots or shoes,

whatever you got on there, huh?

Leather pants, huh?

You know, I think we just need to call the police.

Yeah, I mean, oh, please, they come down here, arrest her, put her in handcuffs,

walk out the store on a perp walk. It's the weekend, huh? I'm sure she'll be

there the next three days because the judge doesn't get back on Monday, huh?

Clearly, Kai used something.

It doesn't blog you.

I mean, the fact that she's been lying to us the whole time, I think it gives

probable cause to search or call the cops and have them do it. Yeah.

Search for what?

Any more items that you might have taken.

Why would I hide them on me?

I mean, why would you hide that purse underneath this table and those books

those drawers?

I don't know. Clearly, you're hiding something.

I'm not hiding anything.

Well, I mean, if you're not hiding anything, a quick pat -down would prove

innocence, what's left of it, huh?

And, uh, he likes us, right? So, I mean, you'd be pretty fucking stupid if we,

uh, continued to believe you any further.

I mean, if our job's in line here, if we don't do that... At this point, we're

calling the police.

Yeah. And right now, you're just books and purse.

Let us do a pat -down, make sure you don't have anything else, and maybe we

try and work something out that... We'll make the charges less.

Yeah. For you.

And you won't... You have to have her felony on your record, and your husband

won't have to bail you out of jail. I think that'd be pretty bad, huh?

What if I just, like, did marketing for you guys?

Marketing. Marketing. Yeah.

I work in advertising.

We're security guards. Marketing doesn't help us. Right now, we just need to

determine if you stole anything else. Okay. So, a pat down, and we'll go from

there. That's it. Okay, fine. You do a pat down. All right. Stand up, please.

You can have at her, boss.

Hands up.

Please flirt.

This, uh, this lady's already been painting my ass already.

No medals on her, huh?

No.

You'd be thorough, though. Good pat down. God damn, they don't even do this

the TSA.

Well, I'm sure you don't usually do that at the TSA, do you?

Anything?

Not yet.

What's with that face?

Yeah, I don't like Pat Mountain.

Well, you're going to have to deal with it, okay? It's either I do it or I call

the cops.

They can do it.

Down at the station.

Husband picking you up from the station.

Husband seeing you getting strip -searched by the cops. Prosthos

You want all that?

No, right?

So, let me give you a proper pat -down, and, you know, this one will go a lot

quicker, okay?

You got yourself a tough one today, boss, huh?

I can see this.

All right, well, I'm not thoroughly convinced.

No? No. What do you think we should do next? I think a strip search is needed.

Mm, strip search, huh? Yeah. I don't have anything.

I think I'll give him... Oh, excuse me. Give him some attitude. I think cabbie

search is in call for, too, huh?

Look... I was going to bring them back.

Bring them back?

Their book.

Like a library.

But it's like a library because they were books.

Absolutely not like a library. I couldn't afford the books.

Listen,

I have a book club. My husband, he's not like cheap, but he's frugal. He has a

lot of money, but he doesn't let me use his credit card.

So I was going to bring them back. And the only reason I had a bag was because

there were too many books.

I was going to bring it back. That's why I had the tag on it.

What do you think about that story? This is a rental store.

It's not a library.

You believe in that story?

I don't care if it's true or not. But I'm not lying to you.

Well, you've been lying to us. And it doesn't matter at this point now. I

mean... I got my boss in here. I mean, if you would have maybe been honest with

me in the beginning, I could have maybe let you go. But the fact that I brought

him back in. We have procedures.

We've got you on camera doing all kinds of different things.

So it's like, you know, you're going to have to do the ship search.

Or we call the cops.

They'll take you in and do it themselves.

He's a real hard ass.

He won't call the cops.

He crosses his T's and dots his I's. Is there not anything else I can do?

You could have paid for it.

But we're beyond that, so you don't want to do that.

McCollum? Fine. No.

All right.

We'll get to it then.

Can you turn around?

We've got to make sure you don't throw something away.

I'm seeing you ducking things in here already.

Just want to make sure everything that's on can do that.

Just want to make sure this is, you know, yours.

It's mine.

And then come in naked.

No, you didn't. But I want to make sure maybe you didn't steal this from one of

our stores next to us or anything like that. You know, you tend to look out for

each other in this shopping center.

What's going on?

That's how you... You want me to go out?

You sure you're going to... I don't know if she's going to a book club or not.

Yeah, I was.

I'm going to check those pants off.

She can take the shoes off as well.

I mean, come on.

Stand up. Why are you standing up?

All right.

This is too late.

Well, you're the one who put yourself first.

Hey,

hey, hey, hey. Put your arms out. Legs too. Come on.

I'm going to make sure that, you know, I'm going to do a really good thorough

search here.

Okay.

Just want to make sure, you know, this wire is really, really thick in there,

huh? I wonder if there's anything else that she could maybe be hiding in there.

We'll get to that in a little bit.

I'm just going to come down here and make sure there's nothing.

Spread them. Spread them. Come on.

Behave. Stop being so difficult.

Okay. I just want to check.

There you go.

Well, it seems like she doesn't really.

I don't have anything left.

I mean, this wire, though, is a little... Yeah.

What do you think, boss? I mean, we've found things in all kinds of

You want to give that a feel and make sure that it's just a wire? I don't know

if it's just a wire to her... to her top, or if it's just something that she

be... It's all wire.

I can't really tell, huh? You grab that one over here. It's just a wire. Hey,

hey, hey, relax, relax.

I don't know. I think she needs to remove it all.

Yeah, no.

We're going to have to have you take that off.

I really don't think this is necessary.

Well, I mean, of course, I don't think it was necessary that she ever put us in

this situation.

I think you're just trying to get back at me because I said some mean things to

you, and I'm really sorry.

I'm not trying to get back at you. I'm not that kind of guy. Like I said. We're

just doing our job. Yes. You didn't want to cooperate.

I brought my boss back here. I'm just playing by his rules.

That's it.

Listen, I was really rude to him, and I'm sorry. Like, this really has gone

far, and it was because of me.

Hey, look, look, I accept your apology, but like I said, it's... Yes, I can't

help you now.

I tried warning you in the beginning, but, you know, you didn't want to give

me... Let me get a word in.

Bottoms, too.

Like you mentioned earlier, we weren't talking about the cavities.

Yeah. No.

I did not put anything in my butt.

I don't know that. There's other cavities to check. I mean, also within

footage, I did see you go to the bathroom, so I mean.

Yeah, I had to pee.

You could have also, you know, just move on real quick.

I really just think it's because I said your shoes were small.

Yeah,

no, that's not it.

Let me think about that, both of them. Those are mine.

Yeah, no, they're pretty nice, actually.

All right, you want to perform a category search on her? I mean, I don't

her to think that I'm getting back at her, me doing it, you know? Right.

It's maybe a lawsuit against us if I did it, because she would have some

revenge. Well, this is our job. It's not a lawsuit. Well, I just don't want to.

Why don't you go ahead? Okay. She might think it's something else. I'm over

here?

Like I told you, I accept your problem. Okay.

I don't know what to do. I've never done this before.

I'm explaining.

Spread your legs. Spread your legs. You know, wider.

There you go. Bend over a little bit. There we go.

You want to also maybe, uh... Yeah, there you go.

Oh, my God.

He's going to move it up.

Do it nice and easy. He's going to go in real slowly.

You're not going to feel a thing, okay? Way down.

All right, boss. There we go.

Morning. Okay, there's nothing in there. Hey, hey, hey, stop moving around.

We're going to think that you're doing something.

Okay. There's nothing in there.

Give me a cough.

Deeper.

Let me take a look at that real quick.

All right,

now I want you to cough again for me, please.

Open up nice and wide. There we go, just like that.

Okay.

Looks like there's nothing down our store over here, boss.

Yeah.

I think we're good here as well.

Yeah. It's so tight. Is it? Yeah.

Can I go now?

No. I mean, you stole these items and everything.

Why don't you just come have a seat?

Can I at least put my clothes on?

No. Not yet.

You can have it.

You can have a seat with me right there.

So what do you think we should do about this?

I don't know. I mean, what do you think we should do about this? I think you

should just let me go.

You'd like that, wouldn't you? Or just look.

I mean... And a purse.

And a purse. I was going to return it. That's why the tag was on it. This isn't

a borrow clinic. Yeah, no. I mean... This is a store. I used to work retail.

If I wanted to... Did you get fired for stealing?

No.

Well, then you know how it works.

I mean, maybe, I mean, she does want to go home, right? So maybe, I don't know,

maybe. We all want to go home.

Yeah, but I'd like to go home satisfied. I feel like, honestly, just let me,

just please take my apology.

I'm sorry.

We're beyond that.

I mean, we appreciate apologies, but yeah, like I told you earlier, I accept

your apology.

But, you know, you kind of put yourself in a situation here.

We want to help you out. Because, you know, we kind of feel bad for you with

story you gave us about your husband.

You know, how these rich assholes can be.

We hate them, too.

So maybe, I don't know, maybe we can work with you. What do you say?

Okay. Would you like us to help you out?

Yeah.

What do you think? We should help her out, boss?

No, I think so. I mean, pretty and mighty.

Yeah. She's very pretty, huh?

I'm married.

I'm married.

Okay. I told you I'm married.

I can call your husband and have him pick you up at the station if that's

you want. Do you want to get him a call real quick? Let him know what happened.

No, he's going to get mad at me.

Okay, well, do you want him to find out?

Obviously.

So what are you going to do for us?

I mean, if we're going to help, I don't know.

Maybe.

I mean,

if we're going to help you out and get you out of stealing and having to call

your husband and stuff, I mean, that's putting our jobs on the line. Our

employees fucking hate that for us. So why don't you, I don't know, maybe...

Hey, hey, hey, hey.

She doesn't want to cooperate.

No,

stop.

Like... I was saying, maybe you... Do us a favor and we can

do you a favor.

You know what I mean?

Show us how much you want to get out of here without dealing with police and

records and... Call on your husband.

Yeah? That sound fine?

Yeah.

Do you know what you have to do?

No.

I mean, I think she has an idea.

You have an idea, don't you?

And if I do this, I can go.

Yeah, you know, if you take care of me and my boss, you know, make us both

you know, we'll let you go.

This has to be illegal. So shut up, Whippy.

Exactly.

Not that bad. Just touch it a little bit. There you go.

Don't

be

afraid. Come on. I'm not afraid.

I'm married.

I get it. So you should know what to do, right?

You make us come and, you know, we'll... Oh, my God.

We'll let you, we'll let you go.

Alright? And that's the deal. We'll forget about that you stole the purse,

book, um, and, you know, we'll delete everything, too.

It's like you were never here.

Oh, my God.

You know what, man?

It's been a while, so if you do a really, really good job, um, fuck all of

keep the purse and the books.

I mean, that's what you want, right? The books?

You ever look at a book club and everything like that?

Oh my god.

So why don't you, come on, get down on your knees for us.

I'm sure

there's nothing else I can do.

Nope.

Come on.

You can be better than that.

Let's go.

There you go.

Also, I'm going to take them to my boss.

There's both of us here. There you go. Take my boss.

That's what I want to see. There we go.

See,

boss? I got you a good one today, huh?

A little too feisty, though.

We'll teach you a really good lesson, huh?

Come on. What do you want to see you do? Better job than that.

There we go.

There we go. Okay, I might be able to watch this like that. I told you,

if you do a good enough job, you're going to be able to keep the both of us

okay? So why don't you actually pretend like you're doing this for us, huh?

What do you want to say?

I told you I'd catch a good one one day, boss.

One way to start off is for her to talk to him about something.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. How are you doing, mate?

We haven't finished. Yeah, I haven't finished yet. Have you?

No, no.

Haven't I done enough?

No, no, no. I mean, since you're... It's going to be like that. Why don't you

get up here?

Here we go.

I mean, your mouth may be done enough right now, but you can get back over it.

No. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

We agreed that you were going to make us come. I mean, you kind of lack luck

there. So, I mean, you got to, I mean, we got to come somehow. So, it's either

this or we're going to call the cops on your husband.

And we'll let your husband know that you sucked us off to try to get out of it.

It didn't work.

So, I mean.

It's okay. It'll be over 20 now. Don't worry.

All right?

Come on.

You want to hear how much you like it?

Don't go quiet on us now. You were such a talker in the beginning.

I want to hear you speak up a little bit.

There we go.

Tell her she wants to be okay.

I want to be okay.

Love these cuffs, don't you?

Uh -huh.

Yeah.

I want to do it.

I want you to say, I'm never going to steal books again, huh?

I'm never going to steal books again.

Can you say it louder? Come on. I'm never going to steal books again.

That's it.

Oh,

so do you want to turn?

Oh, my God.

Also, when you say you're sorry for being such a Karen earlier.

I'm sorry.

Karen? Yeah.

You're not going to do that again, huh? No.

I think some of these might be a joke.

Let me sit over on her back.

He's not going to know. Don't worry.

It's totally fine.

How is he going to know? Are you going to tell him?

No. I mean,

I'm not going to tell him. Are you going to tell him?

I don't know.

Oh my God.

I love you so much.

I'm not silly anymore.

Why is that? Because you're sorry, right? Yes.

I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry.

Oh, my God.

I'm sorry.

Oh my God.

Oh my

God.

Oh, man.

Oh,

sweet. You know us, huh?

You already know us.

Oh, please. Oh, my God.

I'm going to have to maybe thank him later if I do.

Amen.

Amen.

Oh, my God.

Holy

shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, I think she might have been gone for a time. I think so.

Oh.

It's good, man. You made me believe that you liked my balls.

That's what we want.

It's going to make me cum.

Is it? I know.

Why don't you give me a big hug?

Let me get that back over here.

Yeah.

She's so sexy, wasn't she?

She's taking on things pretty good.

That's what we wanted from her, huh?

I've heard a lot of her doing lessons today, so she's going to come back and

it.

Unless she likes it.

I hope she does.

She wants to get fucked a bit from that, huh?

Yeah. She might have to make a trip again.

I'm sure her husband will be a fucker with one of his friends.

Oh,

I feel that.

Feel that. Oh, that's good.

Oh my God, look at that.

Why don't we actually make a decent work for one time? Yeah, yeah.

Hmm.

Why don't you get on over there?

Oh, my God.

I hope we're all proud of them.

You know what? I don't want to.

Oh, there you go.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Oh.

All right,

partner. All right, now let's do it for me. All you need to do is just get in my

car. Actually, we can just double cam him, okay?

Tell me how much you want me to comfort you.

Oh yeah, just like that.

That's it.

Keep going. Keep going. Keep going. That's it.

Keep going.

Keep going.

Keep going. Keep going.

I got me tearing over here.

to get the fuck out.

Let's go.

Come on. Hurry the fuck up. Let's go. I don't got all day.

Nope. Just go.