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620, give me that Jabba phone.

Alright guys, come on in. Get in there, let's go.

Come on, hurry up, let's go.

Come on. What's the noise about? Chill the fuck out.

Yeah, what the fuck?

We need to get your attention.

What's happening?

Yeah, ma 'am. You know what?

Fellas.

Oh, okay. Yeah, you sit right here.

Yeah, you better quote my mom this year.

Hey, you sit right here, all right?

Ma 'am, I hate to break the news to you, but respect your son's a shopper.

What? No. What are you talking about? No way. Not my stepson. No.

Ma 'am, my cameras all over the store say something different, okay?

And so do the clerks there at the front.

Yeah. They've been positively identified that they only...

Hillbilly. Yeah.

Come on, hillbilly.

Redneck, I was going to say.

Hey,

hey, hey, you're a visitor, right?

Oh, shit.

I really think you guys have the wrong guy. I don't think my stepson would.

No.

I mean... I mean, I didn't see anyone else walking around with flannels today.

Did you? No.

Where are you folks from?

We're from the country.

Okay, absolutely. Don't worry about where we're from.

That's pretty good. You shut your fucking mouth.

I'll get to you next. I'm not even on here yet.

All right, man. It's obvious that you're not going to take an award for it, so

we're going to do a little search right now. We'll let you dare your sons.

Yeah.

We'll let you do the search, then. You're the mother, you're the guardian,

I have to search, maybe?

Well, yeah, we can call the police, and we can get... No, no, no, no, no, no,

no. You don't need to break. You don't need to break. No, the police don't

need... No, no, the police don't need... You know what? You know, if you want to

start with the metal detector first, you want to... Sydney?

Yeah. Okay. Yeah, do the metal detector. You like to talk a lot. Well, right

ahead. All right, because I'm fucking clean. I'm trying to enjoy my trip to

city.

Nothing, bro. See?

What's that? What's that?

What is that?

Nothing, I swear.

There's nothing in there. What is that?

What? All right, you first. You first. Step up here. Let's go.

Whoa. You guys are out of control.

Put your hands to the side. Let's go. Pat him down.

Pat him down. I have to pat my son. I'm not fucking picking on you.

He's not my son.

Okay. Is that mom, though?

Yeah, yeah.

That's so fucking weird.

Start with his arms.

Make it quick.

Make it quick.

It'll be great. Arms up higher. You probably like this, don't you, you

fucking... Get in there. Get in there.

Oh. Oh.

Oh.

Stick it in there. Stick it in there.

These guards are a little fruity. I think they like watching boys get felt

What did I just find, Axel?

Thank you, man.

Oh, thank you. Look at that.

Hey, hey. What?

You sit back down there.

Video game? I don't know how they got in there, Mom.

All right, you next.

Hands out.

Spread those legs.

All right, you guys caught it. He doesn't have nothing. Yeah, I didn't

shit.

You should have a little spirit, Joe, all right?

I told you. You didn't say anything last time either. Get up in there. Oh, whoa.

There you go. Get in there. Stick it in there. You put it in there. Let's go.

What's in there?

Stick it in there. What the fuck?

No. What?

What? Video games.

Four of them? Four video games.

What the fuck? Do you not have enough at home?

I really have no idea how those got there. Do you not have enough at home?

We didn't take them.

Then how did they?

Oh, ma 'am, I hate to break the news to you, but we're going to have to call the

police. We're going to have to get them out of here. Whoa, whoa,

whoa, wait, wait, wait, wait. What? I mean, guys, I mean.

It's a fucking video game. Chill out, man.

It's not even more than $100.

They know.

Collectively, they're almost $400. It's a great amount of grand theft, isn't it?

$250. No.

Five years in jail? No. Five years?

No.

Just give us a ticket. Come on.

Take it.

Don't call the police. I'll do whatever it takes to protect my son.

I'm sorry, there's not so much you can do.

Just please keep the police out of it. They've had some trouble in the past and

I don't want to bring anything up.

Why are you bringing up our past?

We'll find out either way, alright?

Fuck, I didn't want them to know that we got caught.

Now we're really screwed.

Don't tell them what we did at least. The police aren't gonna come.

No, we don't need the police.

We don't need the police. That's our protocol. We have no choice.

I mean, her kids have a prior, right?

We have options.

Do we not have options?

I mean, given that they stole something, I mean, who said that the mother hasn't

maybe stole something, right? I haven't.

She's a saint.

We haven't even checked her yet. Well, her boys are pretty evil, so... That's

our father.

Like that?

Fine. Maybe we should see if she has anything.

See,

I don't hear that device going off.

Exactly.

What's that?

What's that smartass?

There's no way she has anything.

She has anything.

I don't know about that.

Jack, what do you think? I don't know. Maybe I should at least check the

message.

I can't tell. I don't know. She might have something.

I don't know. I don't have a wire in the bra.

I don't have a weapon. I don't have a wire.

I don't have a weapon.

I don't know. You're going to have to take the top off.

I'm leaving. You busted us.

I don't know about that. I could go sit in the other room, bro. Hey, sit there

and shut up. Yeah.

You put your mom in this position, right?

Maybe it would take us a little bit too long. Maybe if you were to offer to pay

for the merchandise that you've stolen, maybe then we could work something out.

Yeah, just pay the guys.

Come on.

We're from the country. We're from out of town. We don't have that kind of

money. Out of town, no money, can't already have a history, huh?

Yeah, we're... You're going to have to... Oh, that's a tough luck now.

going to have to take the top off. Come on. Take the top?

The whole top?

I don't need to make sure that she can... Hey, hey, you sit down there or

going to call the cops.

I'll take that.

Let's go. Give it to them. Okay.

She was awesome there.

I made it myself.

I

don't

know. I mean, it looks like... It does look like metal, huh?

It just appears like... Yeah, I wonder if this piercing is from Moscow. What

you doing? I can't really tell. No, it's not.

Hey, sit down. Sit down. Sit down.

Yeah, but, you know, I mean, our store does carry this, so, you know. It's kind

of familiar, too. Don't we carry it? No.

It's from home.

You know, man. I don't think the game store sells nickel beads. I won this

Yeah, I won this in a rodeo back home. Yeah, you know, we're going to have to

take a little bit of a closer look at that. Yeah, so I'm going to have to take

that off. We're going to have to take everything off, honestly.

Everything is not from the store, okay? Yep.

You just want to see the belt?

No, sure. I got to make sure that these are from Nakamura's store.

Got to make sure you didn't shove anything up the hoo -ha.

Yeah, we haven't even gone through the cavity search. The what the fuck? The

cavity search. The cavity search?

Yeah, the cavity search. Is that really necessary? Oh, yes. It's in spite of the

protocol. Your fingers ain't getting nowhere near me.

Yeah, don't say that. You said cavity search with your mom, fella.

All right?

No, you feel good when I get down there. No, I see.

Yeah, give me that shit

Guys, what the fuck?

Well, all right, man.

Go ahead. Oh, okay. Put your hands on the table. Okay.

Here, I'll hold the flashlight for you.

You dropping panties, man?

Boys watching? No. No, no.

Hey, hey, hey. You take your hands off. You fucking watch this shit, right?

You see that?

Yeah, what the fuck? It's my mom's pussy, bro. Holy shit.

It is kind of nice.

Okay. Okay, Kathy Church. I get it. Okay.

Just making sure there's nothing in there. Just relax.

Nick, get your hand out of your pants.

What? Get your hand out of your pants right now.

You got caught again, bro?

Yeah. I already told you when you were in the shower.

I was just a little bit itchy.

I think Nick likes it. What do you think? Like?

Yeah, you know, he might have to think for his mom, huh? I think it seems that

way. He looks the type, too.

I don't feel anything in there, Mike, but you know what? I think as long as

yours, you probably keep a closer look.

All right, it's coming out here.

Oh, wow, look at that.

Yeah. Just a little bit in there. Okay.

A little pressure, yeah.

I'm just going to make sure there's nothing in there.

Okay.

I don't know.

Yeah. My mom would never enjoy this.

I mean, you know? She is a woman of her word.

Her body is saying something else right now. I can feel it.

Trust me, they think my first cavity search, right?

Mom,

are you going to fall over?

What's wrong?

Mom, are you boning?

Her legs are shaking and everything, huh?

Look at that.

It must be an earthquake.

Uh -huh.

I don't feel like I'm shaking.

Well, I think you're not having a great old time here, huh?

I'm enjoying nothing.

No. She's at the rodeo or something.

Uh -huh. Yeah, it is.

Oh, wow. Oh, wow. She's going back and forth on it all.

Yeah, yeah. Oh, okay.

Let's see.

Well, everything checks out.

You're lucky.

Well, man.

What we have here is a bad situation for your sons here.

They've got trouble with the law.

They'll pass today. Freedom of record and everything.

They'll look for them and keep on getting in trouble the way they are,

You know we really wanted that one.

I mean, you did hear that. You did mention that. You said you wanted to do

whatever to get out of this, right?

Yeah, anything.

Don't call the police.

I didn't think with the police. The police don't need to be here.

I mean, you do also understand if we, you know, if we do let you go, right?

Like, it does cost a job. So, like, you know, I mean, you're all cops. It's not

that important.

I mean, it's our livelihood.

I'm 20 years in. He's 25, you know. I'm close to retirement. He'd be a real cop

by now.

Yeah, do you even get a pension?

Yeah, once you hit our 30 -year mark. Well,

perps away. We sure do. And, you know, the fact that your mom is a...

Willing to do anything.

Willing maybe to do anything, boys.

I think we might be able to work some sort of deal.

I don't know about that. What are you guys doing?

You guys are being fucking weird, bro. I don't know. Hey, you two turn around.

You were just jerking off a minute ago. I was.

That was itchy.

Maybe you're going to come... You know, you help me.

I'm parting out with her.

Like your son said, we're hearing more cops and more of our daughters and how

lonely we are.

Yeah. Pretty lonely like you. Yeah.

Pleasing, you know, the both of us, making sure that we both come all over

face or something.

You two boys are going to join in.

What the? No way I can fuck my mom. Yeah, what the fuck? Well, you're going

stay. You and I are going to go to jail.

Those are your two options, gentlemen.

You're asking us to put ourselves in an invulnerable situation. We could lose

our jobs. What are you supposed to say?

Three of you walk out? I don't want anyone to lose their job.

I don't.

Well,

I can't think of any other solution here. I can even call the police. No.

Police aren't needed.

So, we have a deal. I ain't going back.

Yeah. Never again.

So, one of these guys have felonies or something? They get a previous pass?

Don't tell me.

Don't say anything.

What the fuck? They have two felonies each.

This will be a third.

They'll go away for like 20 years.

I can't let that happen to them. They're good boys.

We are. We're upstanding.

We are God -fearing people.

Well, ma 'am, I don't know. That's the situation.

You know, you call the cops or you just take all four of our dicks.

That's pretty much it.

Fine.

I'll do whatever it takes.

I don't know. I can't think of any other way out of this, Mike, aside from

the... You know, I... Yeah, I mean... I can't go back. Yeah.

I told you never again.

We can't lose our job. They can't go back. I mean, you're the only person

that can help Wolf War without me.

It ain't going to be as bad as me going to prison.

Yeah, you know what happens there. You know what happens there.

They'll be the pink cushion in prison.

No, that's not happening.

Boys, why did you do this?

I wanted to do a damn game.

XT8000, come on. You couldn't have just waited?

It's boring on the car.

Okay, so if I have

So if I have sex with you guys and my son, then you'll let

us go?

Yeah, just like that. That's the deal?

That's the deal.

Yeah, that's a pretty straightforward, yeah.

Okay. Okay.

Great. Right to the end. Right, okay.

Step right up. We should have her dress for boys, though. Like, just like, ah,

she's a chicken.

I got a little niche right here.

Gentlemen, shall we?

All right, gentlemen. Keep those sticks out.

Are you sure?

Yeah. Okay.

I want you boys on the line.

All right, I'm over there.

Go ahead. There you go. There you go. There you go.

There you go. There you go.

I don't think we need to be here to watch this.

All right.

Are you really doing this?

Why are both of your dicks so hard?

Because we don't want to go back to prison. Yeah. We can't go back.

I'm not going to lie.

I think about fucking my mom all the time.

Bro, what?

What? I knew it. That's why he was jerking off early.

I'm so disappointed.

Man, I hate to break the news to you, but not only are your sons thieves, but

they're also fucking perverts.

Where are we?

If

you're

going to do it, I like my nuts up, too.

Oh, man, you can get into it then, huh?

Yeah, and I like my head stroked a little also.

You should at least know how to please your son's mom.

Yeah.

Fuck, can't help it.

We're good to go.

Oh, yeah. Not quite.

No, not quite. Step right over here, man.

Step right over.

We're just going to do the cavity search. Just a little different.

Okay?

You boys watching?

We're going to form a line right there.

You're fucking our mom?

What? You're fucking our mom? You're going to be fucking your mom, too. Don't

worry, boys.

Don't worry.

Anything to get out of jail. Yeah.

You don't want Tyrone fucking you instead, huh?

You better fuck your mom.

I bet you know all about Tyrone.

Trust me son, I don't.

That's why you've been talking to him all day.

And that's why I'm fucking your mom right now, right?

She's talking about another guy. For real.

That's so sad.

Yeah, I can tell by...

I really don't want to go to jail.

We have no choice.

We're in jail.

She feels, uh, she feels really tight.

Feels like, like home.

Home, sweet home.

There's nothing like feeling at home.

Oh, fuck.

You know,

I think you should try it, man.

You sure?

Yeah, bro, come on.

If I got to, I ain't going back.

Exactly.

Fuck your mom too, okay?

Yeah.

Oh, fuck, mom.

I've been talking about my dick being hard. Why is that pussy so wet?

Not done yet.

How's that?

Good answer?

Oh, thank God.

Oh, thank God. I ain't making her come. You should.

Okay, I'll get in there again. I don't want to go to jail.

Get back in position.

I don't want to figure it out.

I guess you should probably sit one day.

Yeah. I shouldn't be the only one doing any work.

rough young man.

Okay.

Do you want to get out of this punishment or not?

She's my new fucker.

Yeah.

I mean... Dang,

I didn't know you could handle all this dick at once, Mom.

It is.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

I can't believe this is happening.

You guys.

Okay.

It ain't over yet, Mom.

We're almost there.

How much longer?

You don't know.

Wait, wait. Put both hands in one mouth.

What's that?

Whatever you want.

Get over here. You're an eager fella. Sorry.

You made

your

mom do this because you guys put your mom in this situation too, right? She

to come and make a deal to fuck her.

You want to put both your sons' dick in your mouth?

Yeah. Sure.

I can't believe you guys got me into this mess.

Oh, fuck.

Samples for dinner.

Here.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Okay, but only because I don't want to go to jail.

Sure it is.

We're not going to go to jail, okay?

Not after this, you won't be.

Look at her, take two takes.

She looks like she's done this before for sure.

Hey, quiet down.

There you go.

That's why she reads it.

That's what she already knew.

You take it well.

Okay.

Yeah. I know.

So

are

you guys sorry or not?

Honestly, not really.

Yeah. I'm actually kind of happy about this. Yeah. Can we keep those video

after this?

What do you say, Jack? Do you think we should have to keep the video games? Oh,

it depends.

I'm going to keep cooperating, I guess.

You going to cooperate?

I'm going to cooperate. Man, I'm good with it. We get to fuck our mom. We get

get to video games and leave. I'm good.

That pussy's good, too. I ain't gonna lie.

That doe's a mouth.

Yeah, we got a mouth back here.

about that just keep yeah

I can't believe this is happening.

I love

fucking your cock.

Say it like you mean it. Yeah.

I love fucking your cock. I love when you suck my cock.

You go first man. Yeah, you got first last time exactly

You take him.

He's too gentle. He ain't gonna let us down today.

Come

on.

Okay,

fine.

Oh my God.

Oh, yeah.

Okay, let me help you out. I'll get these off for you.

I think you're going to help your mom out over there. I just want her to be

comfortable. Why does she get fucked by all these dicks?

Now it's time.

Oh, God.

You guys get back in there.

Don't forget about your son, Dick.

Uh -huh.

I think we should probably paint their fucking faces.

What? Yeah.

They're going to come all over your fucking face. Get down. Get down.

Are you sure, guys?

Yeah, right here.

Holy shh!

Shit.

Oh, God, man.

Oh,

God.

Squeeze everyone else's holes. Help them out, huh?

Here, this is next.

What's next?

Come on. Get this over with.

You want to go?

Yeah, I'll go next. All right, there you go.

Come on, you mother's face.

Come on, you mother's face.

Yeah,

something's come together, huh? Look at that.

Maybe they're identical or something.

Well, did you guys have a lesson here?

Yeah. Yeah.

You sure? That our mom's pussy feels really good?

Bomb as fuck.

That's a good lesson. And video games are cool. Can we have them?

Yeah, fuck it, right? Oh, no.

What'd you learn, Mom?

That your son's cum is delicious?

Yeah.

All right, well, you two have a lovely rest of your trip to get the fuck out of

my office.

I can't wait to get home. Yeah, woo!