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[Events] Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Actor, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.12,0:00:39.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah. Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.70,0:00:41.20,Default,,0,0,0,,See ya later, Francine. Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.29,0:00:44.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Ugh, Weaselton.\NYou gotta rethink your life. Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.16,0:00:46.54,Default,,0,0,0,,You're in here so often,\Nit's embarrassing. Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.62,0:00:49.00,Default,,0,0,0,,What? You don't know\Nwhat you're talking about. Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.08,0:00:52.54,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm the Duke of Weaseltown. I'm big time. Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.62,0:00:55.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Small time thief and ne'er-do-well,\NDuke Weaselton Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.41,0:00:57.62,Default,,0,0,0,,-embarrassed himself once again today. Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.70,0:00:59.50,Default,,0,0,0,,He wreaked havoc in Little Rodentia Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.58,0:01:01.70,Default,,0,0,0,,until he was apprehended\Nwith a giant donut, Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.79,0:01:03.58,Default,,0,0,0,,-by ZPD's first bunny cop on a...\N-No. Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.66,0:01:04.70,Default,,0,0,0,,No! Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.79,0:01:06.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Correction. It was a meter maid. Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.50,0:01:07.62,Default,,0,0,0,,What? There's cameras? Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.70,0:01:09.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Did you see this? Look, look, look, look. Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.66,0:01:13.33,Default,,0,0,0,,It's a weasel caught by a bunny,\Nand he's stuck in a donut. Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.41,0:01:17.41,Default,,0,0,0,,With that kind of luck,\Nhe'll always be a small-time crook. Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.50,0:01:19.54,Default,,0,0,0,,-It's so good.\N-That's him there. Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.62,0:01:20.91,Default,,0,0,0,,-Whoa!\N-That's the guy. Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.00,0:01:24.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey. Quit laughing.\NDon't look at me. Don't look at me. Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.08,0:01:25.25,Default,,0,0,0,,What a shame! Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.29,0:01:35.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Maybe they're right. Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.20,0:01:38.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Maybe I'm just a small-time loser. Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.50,0:01:40.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Yep. You're a loser. Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.37,0:01:45.54,Default,,0,0,0,,I had dreams to make it big. Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.41,0:01:47.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Where did I go wrong? Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.62,0:01:52.79,Default,,0,0,0,,When I was young Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.87,0:01:56.08,Default,,0,0,0,,With the world at my feet Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.16,0:02:01.87,Default,,0,0,0,,My future looked sweet and bright Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.25,0:02:04.75,Default,,0,0,0,,I chose the wrong path Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.83,0:02:07.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Which I've lived to regret Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.45,0:02:13.83,Default,,0,0,0,,How can I set it right Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.20,0:02:21.04,Default,,0,0,0,,What more could be waiting for me Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.25,0:02:26.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Besides this small-time crime spree Dialogue: 0,0:02:26.41,0:02:28.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Do I start a new life? Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.08,0:02:30.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Get a new gig? Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.20,0:02:34.75,Default,,0,0,0,,It's time to dream big Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.87,0:02:38.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Picture me sensibly dressed Dialogue: 0,0:02:38.62,0:02:40.29,Default,,0,0,0,,A perfect employee Dialogue: 0,0:02:40.37,0:02:44.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Selling used cars with a zest Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.41,0:02:46.25,Default,,0,0,0,,The people enjoy me Dialogue: 0,0:02:46.33,0:02:47.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Quick, plant your buns Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.91,0:02:49.37,Default,,0,0,0,,I swear it runs Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.45,0:02:51.87,Default,,0,0,0,,We don't believe in refunds Dialogue: 0,0:02:51.95,0:02:56.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Come see the weasel\N'cause these'll go fast Dialogue: 0,0:02:56.75,0:03:00.41,Default,,0,0,0,,I'll make it big time Dialogue: 0,0:03:00.50,0:03:02.87,Default,,0,0,0,,From small time to big time Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.50,0:03:06.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Big time Dialogue: 0,0:03:06.16,0:03:08.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Whoa-oh-oh Dialogue: 0,0:03:09.41,0:03:12.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, what a feeling\NWheeling and dealing Dialogue: 0,0:03:12.20,0:03:15.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Making it, making it big time Dialogue: 0,0:03:15.08,0:03:17.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Now you're thinking through it\NHey, you can do it Dialogue: 0,0:03:19.50,0:03:20.83,Default,,0,0,0,,-Go on and pursue it Dialogue: 0,0:03:21.12,0:03:24.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Laws were not always my friend Dialogue: 0,0:03:24.70,0:03:25.70,Default,,0,0,0,,There you go! Dialogue: 0,0:03:25.79,0:03:26.79,Default,,0,0,0,,That was my journey Dialogue: 0,0:03:26.91,0:03:30.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Could I protect and defend Dialogue: 0,0:03:30.87,0:03:32.33,Default,,0,0,0,,As an attorney Dialogue: 0,0:03:32.41,0:03:36.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Or as a surgeon\NWith an urgent need to Dialogue: 0,0:03:36.87,0:03:38.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Donate organs Dialogue: 0,0:03:38.50,0:03:40.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Then I'd self-publish Dialogue: 0,0:03:41.00,0:03:43.16,Default,,0,0,0,,My uplifting tale Dialogue: 0,0:03:43.25,0:03:46.83,Default,,0,0,0,,-How I went big time\N-Big time Dialogue: 0,0:03:46.91,0:03:48.75,Default,,0,0,0,,From small time to big time Dialogue: 0,0:03:48.83,0:03:50.33,Default,,0,0,0,,One eight hundred pop goes Dialogue: 0,0:03:50.45,0:03:52.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Big time Dialogue: 0,0:03:53.04,0:03:55.91,Default,,0,0,0,,-Whoa oh\N-Call the weasel, call the weasel Dialogue: 0,0:03:56.00,0:03:58.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Then you can all meet\NThe weasel of Wall Street Dialogue: 0,0:03:58.70,0:04:02.66,Default,,0,0,0,,-Making it, making it big time\N-Making it, making it big Dialogue: 0,0:04:02.75,0:04:04.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Follow the guru\NNow he's a guru Dialogue: 0,0:04:04.83,0:04:07.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Follow the guru Duke Dialogue: 0,0:04:07.16,0:04:11.33,Default,,0,0,0,,I'll teach you the power of now Dialogue: 0,0:04:11.45,0:04:13.16,Default,,0,0,0,,If you buy a subscription Dialogue: 0,0:04:13.70,0:04:15.75,Default,,0,0,0,,I could do a weaselly dig Dialogue: 0,0:04:16.12,0:04:19.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Become a big tycoon Dialogue: 0,0:04:19.66,0:04:24.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Then maybe I'll shoot for the stars\Nand end up on the moon Dialogue: 0,0:04:25.08,0:04:29.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Here at the top looking down Dialogue: 0,0:04:29.29,0:04:30.83,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm like a titan Dialogue: 0,0:04:30.91,0:04:34.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Hand me a cape and a crown Dialogue: 0,0:04:35.25,0:04:36.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Give me a triton Dialogue: 0,0:04:36.66,0:04:42.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Loving my sleazy ol' weaselly life Dialogue: 0,0:04:44.41,0:04:46.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, money, you complete me. Dialogue: 0,0:04:46.95,0:04:48.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Mmm... Dialogue: 0,0:04:49.20,0:04:51.33,Default,,0,0,0,,What? Hey! Dialogue: 0,0:04:53.66,0:04:55.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Your premiums are outrageous. Dialogue: 0,0:04:55.66,0:04:58.45,Default,,0,0,0,,-You took my kidney.\N-This was a terrible car. Dialogue: 0,0:04:58.54,0:05:00.50,Default,,0,0,0,,I lost my life savings. Dialogue: 0,0:05:00.58,0:05:02.54,Default,,0,0,0,,I just plain don't like you. Dialogue: 0,0:05:06.75,0:05:09.12,Default,,0,0,0,,When I was young Dialogue: 0,0:05:09.20,0:05:12.29,Default,,0,0,0,,With the world at my feet Dialogue: 0,0:05:12.37,0:05:14.91,Default,,0,0,0,,My future looked sweet Dialogue: 0,0:05:15.20,0:05:18.08,Default,,0,0,0,,And bright Dialogue: 0,0:05:18.45,0:05:25.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Now I've gotta try to rectify Dialogue: 0,0:05:25.50,0:05:30.62,Default,,0,0,0,,And choose to be a good guy Dialogue: 0,0:05:30.79,0:05:32.58,Default,,0,0,0,,I'll straighten up Dialogue: 0,0:05:33.04,0:05:35.04,Default,,0,0,0,,And try not to stray Dialogue: 0,0:05:35.50,0:05:37.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Starting today Dialogue: 0,0:05:37.62,0:05:41.16,Default,,0,0,0,,-And I'll be big time\N-Big time Dialogue: 0,0:05:41.45,0:05:43.12,Default,,0,0,0,,From small time to big time Dialogue: 0,0:05:43.20,0:05:44.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Gonna be a better weasel Dialogue: 0,0:05:44.66,0:05:47.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Big time Dialogue: 0,0:05:50.25,0:05:51.58,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm sticking to it Dialogue: 0,0:05:51.70,0:05:52.91,Default,,0,0,0,,No, I can do it Dialogue: 0,0:05:53.25,0:05:56.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Making it, making it big... Dialogue: 0,0:06:03.79,0:06:05.29,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm okay. Dialogue: 0,0:06:07.16,0:06:08.70,Default,,0,0,0,,It's just a scratch. Dialogue: 0,0:06:16.37,0:06:21.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Big time Dialogue: 0,0:06:22.45,0:06:25.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Sorry, goat lady. I'm sure you'll be fine. Dialogue: 0,0:06:29.41,0:06:30.95,Default,,0,0,0,,That was fun.