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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:28,446 --> 00:00:30,907 This is so beautiful. 2 00:00:31,991 --> 00:00:33,993 You know it, Gary. 3 00:00:35,411 --> 00:00:36,830 Look at her. 4 00:00:44,420 --> 00:00:46,965 Do you know what I would like to do? 5 00:00:47,090 --> 00:00:49,008 Shower with them. 6 00:00:49,467 --> 00:00:53,596 Then, bang! We hit the city, baby, dead on. 7 00:00:54,806 --> 00:00:58,601 For a little drinks, a little nightlife, a little dancing. 8 00:00:58,726 --> 00:00:59,811 Dancing. 9 00:00:59,936 --> 00:01:03,022 We throw a huge party, I mean, huge party. 10 00:01:03,147 --> 00:01:07,068 Everybody's invited, women everywhere. 11 00:01:07,193 --> 00:01:10,321 All these girls, they're all there. 12 00:01:10,446 --> 00:01:12,365 - Naked bodies everywhere. - Gary. 13 00:01:12,490 --> 00:01:14,242 - They all know my name. - Gary! 14 00:01:14,367 --> 00:01:18,496 - What? - Nobody likes us. Nobody. 15 00:01:19,664 --> 00:01:22,166 Why are you messing with the fantasy? 16 00:01:22,667 --> 00:01:26,880 We know about the reality. Don't ruin the fantasy, OK? 17 00:01:28,381 --> 00:01:32,927 And then, we're hip, man. We're popular. We're revered. 18 00:01:33,052 --> 00:01:35,388 - Man... - We're studs. 19 00:01:37,599 --> 00:01:40,768 When the smoke clears, right, 20 00:01:42,812 --> 00:01:44,814 those two dames 21 00:01:44,939 --> 00:01:49,485 fall amazingly, completely and totally in love with us, Wyatt. 22 00:01:50,945 --> 00:01:52,405 Check it out. 23 00:01:55,033 --> 00:01:57,035 Yo! Check us out! 24 00:02:16,054 --> 00:02:18,640 Look, we're sorry about... 25 00:02:22,060 --> 00:02:23,728 ♪ She's alive 26 00:02:26,606 --> 00:02:29,025 - ♪ She's alive! - ♪ Weird science 27 00:02:34,739 --> 00:02:36,115 ♪ Weird! 28 00:02:42,497 --> 00:02:44,666 ♪ Weird science 29 00:02:44,791 --> 00:02:46,834 ♪ Plastic tubes and pots and pans 30 00:02:46,960 --> 00:02:49,295 ♪ Bits and pieces and magic From my hand 31 00:02:49,420 --> 00:02:52,382 ♪ We're making weird science 32 00:02:52,507 --> 00:02:55,468 ♪ Things I've never seen before Behind bolted doors 33 00:02:55,593 --> 00:02:57,512 ♪ Talent and imagination 34 00:02:57,637 --> 00:02:59,347 ♪ My creation 35 00:02:59,472 --> 00:03:01,015 ♪ Is it real? 36 00:03:01,140 --> 00:03:02,976 ♪ It's my creation 37 00:03:03,101 --> 00:03:04,852 ♪ I do not know 38 00:03:04,936 --> 00:03:08,398 ♪ No hesitation, No heart of gold 39 00:03:08,523 --> 00:03:10,400 ♪ Just flesh and blood 40 00:03:10,525 --> 00:03:12,902 ♪ I do not know, I do not know 41 00:03:13,027 --> 00:03:14,779 ♪ From my heart and from my hand 42 00:03:14,904 --> 00:03:18,491 ♪ Why don't people understand My intentions? 43 00:03:19,617 --> 00:03:22,662 ♪ Ooh, weird science 44 00:03:22,787 --> 00:03:25,707 ♪ Ooh! Ooh! 45 00:03:28,418 --> 00:03:30,044 ♪ Weird science 46 00:03:31,045 --> 00:03:34,132 - ♪ Weird science - ♪ Bits and pieces and bits and pieces 47 00:03:34,257 --> 00:03:36,801 - ♪ And bits and pieces - ♪ Science... ♪ 48 00:03:42,598 --> 00:03:45,351 'Down. Down, you fool.' 49 00:03:48,521 --> 00:03:50,940 You know, this isn't very scary, Gary. 50 00:03:52,108 --> 00:03:55,194 "I Spit On Your Grave" is scary. This is, um... 51 00:03:55,820 --> 00:03:58,156 It's very mild. It's timid, you know. 52 00:03:58,281 --> 00:04:01,284 The old stuff is more funny than scary. 53 00:04:01,409 --> 00:04:04,912 I believe the word is "camp". It's campy. 54 00:04:05,872 --> 00:04:08,416 'The moon's rising. We've no time to lose.' 55 00:04:08,541 --> 00:04:11,127 You ever see "Dawn of the Dead"? "Dawn of the Dead" scared me. 56 00:04:11,252 --> 00:04:15,089 It really scared me. I slept with my parents for a week, OK? 57 00:04:15,214 --> 00:04:16,799 I had to call my grandmother in the night 58 00:04:16,924 --> 00:04:19,010 to discuss my childhood with her for three hours. 59 00:04:19,135 --> 00:04:20,970 I was really petrified. 60 00:04:25,266 --> 00:04:28,644 'He's just resting, waiting for a new life to come.' 61 00:04:28,770 --> 00:04:32,398 That would've been so much cooler if Dr. Frankenstein had made a girl. 62 00:04:36,652 --> 00:04:40,490 Don't burn the butter, alright? Ticks me off. 63 00:04:47,538 --> 00:04:51,834 I mean... I personally would've made a girl, you know. 64 00:04:51,959 --> 00:04:54,378 They did make a girl, "The Bride of Frankenstein". 65 00:04:54,504 --> 00:04:57,423 - I think it was released in '35. - It was '34, alright? 66 00:04:58,633 --> 00:05:01,219 She was a scag, Wyatt, she had, like, electric hair. 67 00:05:01,344 --> 00:05:04,138 If they made her beautiful, she wouldn't go out with the monster. 68 00:05:04,764 --> 00:05:06,516 That's a good point. 69 00:05:21,364 --> 00:05:24,367 '...his insane ambition to create life.' 70 00:05:24,492 --> 00:05:27,703 - Where'd your parents go, anyway? - Cincinnati. 71 00:05:27,917 --> 00:05:30,712 They're meeting the guy that my sister wants to marry. 72 00:05:31,796 --> 00:05:34,924 Chloe? Who the hell would marry Chloe? 73 00:05:35,049 --> 00:05:37,051 He's studying to be a vet. 74 00:05:38,553 --> 00:05:41,848 Try not to make a mess in there, Gary. The maid doesn't come till Monday. 75 00:05:41,973 --> 00:05:43,516 I don't understand something, Wyatt. 76 00:05:43,641 --> 00:05:46,519 How come your parents trust you? They never let you do shit before. 77 00:05:46,644 --> 00:05:49,689 Chet's coming home from college for the weekend. They trust him. 78 00:05:49,814 --> 00:05:51,441 He's in charge. 79 00:05:51,566 --> 00:05:54,068 Chet? Oh, shit! 80 00:05:54,819 --> 00:05:56,738 I can't believe this, Wyatt. 81 00:05:56,863 --> 00:06:00,074 I really wish that you told me this before I agreed to sleep over. 82 00:06:00,199 --> 00:06:03,411 You know how I feel about Chet. How do you put up with that guy? 83 00:06:03,536 --> 00:06:05,747 If I don't, he beats the shit out of me. 84 00:06:05,872 --> 00:06:07,749 It's a habit he picked up in military school. 85 00:06:07,874 --> 00:06:09,417 How do you put up with that putz? 86 00:06:09,542 --> 00:06:11,544 What can I say? He's very protective of me. 87 00:06:12,211 --> 00:06:13,838 Nice relationship. 88 00:06:13,963 --> 00:06:17,300 '...there you have his mad dream. 89 00:06:19,052 --> 00:06:22,472 'Look! There's nothing to fear. 90 00:06:22,597 --> 00:06:28,811 'Look... no blood, no decay, just a few stitches. 91 00:06:28,936 --> 00:06:31,356 'Go on. Fix the electrodes. 92 00:06:31,481 --> 00:06:34,859 'You'll have plenty to be afraid of before the night's over. 93 00:06:34,984 --> 00:06:36,986 'The storm will be magnificent. 94 00:06:37,111 --> 00:06:39,614 'All the electrical secrets of heaven. 95 00:06:40,865 --> 00:06:43,951 'And this time we're ready. Hey, Fritz? 96 00:06:44,077 --> 00:06:46,788 'Let's have one final test. Throw the switches.' 97 00:06:51,084 --> 00:06:54,837 'Here in this machine, I have discovered the great ray 98 00:06:54,962 --> 00:06:57,924 'that first brought life into the world. 99 00:06:58,049 --> 00:07:00,426 'And, look, here's the final touch. 100 00:07:03,304 --> 00:07:06,808 'The brain you stole, Fritz. Think of it. 101 00:07:06,933 --> 00:07:10,103 'The brain of a dead man waiting to live again 102 00:07:10,228 --> 00:07:13,648 'in a body I made with my own hands...' 103 00:07:13,773 --> 00:07:16,401 - You know, that's not a bad idea. - What? 104 00:07:16,526 --> 00:07:18,986 'In 15 minutes, the storm should be at its height...' 105 00:07:19,112 --> 00:07:20,947 Making a girl. 106 00:07:24,367 --> 00:07:26,744 Actually making a girl. 107 00:07:28,204 --> 00:07:29,956 Just like Frankenstein. 108 00:07:30,790 --> 00:07:32,500 Except cuter. 109 00:07:38,256 --> 00:07:40,800 - You're serious. - Yes. 110 00:07:43,970 --> 00:07:46,055 Look me in the eyes. 111 00:07:46,180 --> 00:07:47,974 Do I look serious? 112 00:07:48,099 --> 00:07:51,018 - 'You're crazy!' - 'Crazy, am I? 113 00:07:51,144 --> 00:07:54,105 'We'll see whether I'm crazy or not.' 114 00:07:54,856 --> 00:07:58,151 Gary Wallace, that's absolutely gross. That's sick. 115 00:07:58,276 --> 00:08:00,445 I'm not digging up dead girls. It's... 116 00:08:03,573 --> 00:08:07,368 No, I'm not talking about digging up a dead girl, Wyatt. 117 00:08:07,493 --> 00:08:09,912 I'm talking about your system, idiot. Your computer. 118 00:08:11,330 --> 00:08:13,708 OK, you know how you're always talking how you can simulate all that stuff 119 00:08:13,833 --> 00:08:16,335 on your computer, you know? 120 00:08:16,461 --> 00:08:18,963 What's the difference? Why can't we simulate a girl? 121 00:08:19,088 --> 00:08:22,592 I don't know. I guess I could, but why? 122 00:08:22,717 --> 00:08:26,179 It's two-dimensional on the screen. It's not flesh and blood, Gary. 123 00:08:26,304 --> 00:08:30,349 I know that, but we can use it, Wyatt. We can ask it questions. 124 00:08:30,475 --> 00:08:33,102 We can put it in real-life sexual situations and see how it reacts. 125 00:08:33,227 --> 00:08:35,563 Like real sick, demented shit. You'd love it. 126 00:08:35,688 --> 00:08:39,442 Well, what about your girl in, um... Canada? 127 00:08:40,610 --> 00:08:43,654 She lives in Canada. This girl has no morals. I don't like that in a girl. 128 00:08:43,779 --> 00:08:46,073 It's rough having those kind of relationships. You'll see. 129 00:08:46,199 --> 00:08:48,201 Anyway, get to work. 130 00:08:53,789 --> 00:08:55,124 Very nice. 131 00:08:59,837 --> 00:09:03,299 I'm telling you, Wyatt. If there's one thing I know, it's female stats. 132 00:09:03,424 --> 00:09:06,719 Anything bigger than a handful, you're risking a sprained tongue. 133 00:09:06,844 --> 00:09:08,596 You know, and... 134 00:09:08,721 --> 00:09:10,097 - Yeah. - Yeah. 135 00:09:12,308 --> 00:09:15,436 - Perfect. - OK. Now what? 136 00:09:16,938 --> 00:09:19,232 Should we give her a brain? 137 00:09:19,357 --> 00:09:22,527 - Yeah. We can play chess with her. - Chess? 138 00:09:22,652 --> 00:09:25,071 Just give her a brain, OK? 139 00:09:33,913 --> 00:09:37,458 OK, that's about all we can do with my stuff. 140 00:09:37,583 --> 00:09:40,795 I can't believe this shit. I can't believe this. 141 00:09:40,920 --> 00:09:43,047 Did you get a free toaster with this, too? 142 00:09:43,172 --> 00:09:45,341 Gary, it's smarter than you, OK? 143 00:09:45,466 --> 00:09:48,469 - The problem is, it's a lame idea, OK? - It's not a lame idea. 144 00:09:48,594 --> 00:09:51,389 The problem is your computer's a wimp and we need a lot more power than this. 145 00:09:51,514 --> 00:09:53,057 What do you suggest? 146 00:09:56,269 --> 00:09:58,854 'We have code penetration, we have program entry. 147 00:09:58,980 --> 00:10:01,732 'I repeat, we have code penetration, we have program entry. 148 00:10:10,783 --> 00:10:13,160 'Activate LAN trace.' 149 00:10:50,197 --> 00:10:51,532 We're in. 150 00:10:51,657 --> 00:10:53,492 We're in trouble, Gary. 151 00:10:53,618 --> 00:10:55,453 This is highly illegal. 152 00:10:55,578 --> 00:10:58,497 Well, you need more input. We got to fill this thing up with data. 153 00:10:58,623 --> 00:11:01,250 We gotta make her as real as possible, Wyatt. 154 00:11:01,375 --> 00:11:04,378 I want her to live, I want her to breathe. 155 00:11:04,503 --> 00:11:06,672 I want her to aerobicize. 156 00:11:41,832 --> 00:11:44,627 'It's live! All Dave, all night! 157 00:11:45,086 --> 00:11:51,175 'We know what you need. Only right here on Dave TV!' 158 00:11:52,176 --> 00:11:54,929 Look at this. It's moving, it's working. It's doing itself. 159 00:11:55,054 --> 00:11:56,722 It's working by itself. 160 00:12:16,575 --> 00:12:19,412 Gary? 161 00:12:20,454 --> 00:12:23,582 By the way, why are we wearing bras on our heads? 162 00:12:24,333 --> 00:12:25,668 Ceremonial. 163 00:12:34,468 --> 00:12:37,471 - You ready? - Yeah. Let's go. 164 00:12:40,766 --> 00:12:43,477 - Turn it off! - It is off! 165 00:12:48,524 --> 00:12:50,985 Hang up the phone! 166 00:13:00,369 --> 00:13:02,788 - Wyatt, what's going on? - I don't know! 167 00:13:02,913 --> 00:13:05,166 - Well, unplug it! - OK! 168 00:13:09,462 --> 00:13:10,921 Oh, shit! 169 00:13:23,559 --> 00:13:25,936 No! It was a birthday present! 170 00:13:30,232 --> 00:13:31,776 Oh, shit! 171 00:13:33,736 --> 00:13:35,237 - Oh, my God! - Oh, my God! 172 00:13:35,362 --> 00:13:38,407 Oh, shit! We got to get this thing out of your house! 173 00:13:38,532 --> 00:13:40,451 You get it out! It was your idea! 174 00:13:40,534 --> 00:13:42,495 This is all your fault, you son of a bitch! 175 00:13:42,620 --> 00:13:44,955 Hit the lights out! You get it out! 176 00:13:45,039 --> 00:13:46,624 I'll get it out! 177 00:14:09,146 --> 00:14:11,440 - Whoa! - Aargh! 178 00:14:12,775 --> 00:14:14,652 Ah, shit! 179 00:14:45,432 --> 00:14:46,851 One, two, three. 180 00:14:50,229 --> 00:14:52,940 'She's alive. Alive!' 181 00:14:59,530 --> 00:15:04,618 So... what would you little maniacs like to do first? 182 00:15:09,665 --> 00:15:13,377 You guys created me. I didn't come from anywhere. 183 00:15:13,502 --> 00:15:17,590 Before you started messing around with your computer, I didn't even exist. 184 00:15:20,593 --> 00:15:25,306 By the way... you did an excellent job. Thank you. 185 00:15:29,894 --> 00:15:31,312 Hello? 186 00:15:34,773 --> 00:15:36,775 Showering's real fun, isn't it? 187 00:15:42,615 --> 00:15:45,826 If we're going to have any kind of fun together, 188 00:15:47,202 --> 00:15:49,288 you guys had better loosen up. 189 00:15:55,878 --> 00:15:58,756 What are we going to do with her? 190 00:15:58,881 --> 00:16:02,551 Look... we'll just go with the situation, OK? 191 00:16:02,676 --> 00:16:04,511 I'm sure by Sunday, you'll think of something. 192 00:16:04,637 --> 00:16:07,139 You're a very bright guy. I have a lot of faith in you, OK? 193 00:16:07,264 --> 00:16:10,142 - Alright? - I'm just being practical. 194 00:16:10,267 --> 00:16:12,645 Well, I know you are, OK? And I appreciate it. 195 00:16:12,770 --> 00:16:14,021 Let's go. 196 00:16:14,939 --> 00:16:16,815 What are we going to do about this mess? 197 00:16:16,941 --> 00:16:19,735 Wyatt, you'll have plenty of time to clean up tomorrow, OK? 198 00:16:19,860 --> 00:16:23,447 OK, but don't get any B.O. on Chet's suit, or he'll kill me. 199 00:16:26,700 --> 00:16:28,452 - Where are we going, anyway? - I dunno. 200 00:16:28,577 --> 00:16:32,122 She said we're going to go downtown... Oh, my God! Whose stuff is this? 201 00:16:32,247 --> 00:16:34,208 - Is that your suit? Wait, is this yours? - Oh, shit. 202 00:16:34,333 --> 00:16:37,670 Holy shit! Wyatt, what's going on here? 203 00:16:37,795 --> 00:16:39,672 - Gary, I don't know! - I don't know what's going on here! 204 00:16:39,797 --> 00:16:41,173 You look good, though, alright? 205 00:16:41,298 --> 00:16:42,633 - Yeah? - Yeah. 206 00:16:49,264 --> 00:16:52,851 - So, did you steal this car? - No, I didn't steal the car. 207 00:16:52,977 --> 00:16:55,437 How'd you get it? 208 00:16:55,562 --> 00:16:57,940 I can get anything I want. 209 00:16:58,065 --> 00:17:01,235 - And right now, I want to party. - Party? 210 00:17:01,360 --> 00:17:04,905 Yeah, and you better think up a name for me, too. 211 00:17:05,030 --> 00:17:06,865 What name do you want? 212 00:17:06,991 --> 00:17:10,077 You guys created me, you think of a name for me. 213 00:17:10,202 --> 00:17:11,704 How about Lisa? 214 00:17:11,829 --> 00:17:13,247 Why Lisa? 215 00:17:14,748 --> 00:17:16,375 Why not? 216 00:17:16,500 --> 00:17:21,088 - He used to like a girl named Lisa. - Oh, yeah? Old girlfriend? 217 00:17:21,213 --> 00:17:23,007 She kicked him in the nuts. 218 00:17:24,508 --> 00:17:26,427 Will you shut up? 219 00:17:26,552 --> 00:17:29,638 Look, Gary, it wasn't your fault. All you said was hello to her. 220 00:17:29,763 --> 00:17:31,807 Yeah, look, Wyatt, shut up! 221 00:17:32,933 --> 00:17:36,895 Hey, guys, I like Lisa. That'll do just fine. 222 00:17:39,898 --> 00:17:42,067 OK, you guys ready to rock? 223 00:17:42,192 --> 00:17:43,861 - Ready. - Ready. 224 00:18:08,719 --> 00:18:10,888 - Lisa? - Yeah? 225 00:18:12,222 --> 00:18:16,727 - I don't think we belong here. - Don't be silly. It's a public place. 226 00:18:20,564 --> 00:18:24,568 Look, I'm sure we'd both love to stay, but we're not 21, so I think... 227 00:18:24,693 --> 00:18:27,780 You're 21. You're 21. 228 00:18:31,200 --> 00:18:34,536 Well, maybe you'd feel better if you just got out there and mingled. 229 00:18:34,661 --> 00:18:36,789 We don't mingle, OK? 230 00:18:37,664 --> 00:18:40,667 Well, maybe you'd be comfortable if I invited all these people 231 00:18:40,793 --> 00:18:45,172 back to your house and we could all mingle there. 232 00:18:45,297 --> 00:18:47,132 - We'll mingle. - We'll mingle. 233 00:18:51,845 --> 00:18:53,305 Hi, dudes. 234 00:19:05,109 --> 00:19:06,860 Well, goddamn! 235 00:19:09,321 --> 00:19:11,365 Listening to this blues music reminds me 236 00:19:11,490 --> 00:19:14,451 of my own trials and tribulations as a young guy and, uh... 237 00:19:14,576 --> 00:19:18,831 You know, my folks, they really, really dump on me. They really do. 238 00:19:20,290 --> 00:19:22,251 So, you guys get along with your parents? 239 00:19:25,629 --> 00:19:28,924 I guess you guys moved out by now though, huh? 240 00:19:31,885 --> 00:19:34,429 - Uh, what's this, sir? - Drink it. 241 00:19:37,307 --> 00:19:39,143 Uh... 242 00:19:39,268 --> 00:19:42,771 That's a very sweet thought of both you gentlemen, but I really don't... 243 00:19:45,816 --> 00:19:47,234 Until now. 244 00:19:52,156 --> 00:19:54,074 See you guys in the emergency room, huh? 245 00:19:54,199 --> 00:19:57,578 Hello, pretty lady. Tell me something. 246 00:19:57,703 --> 00:20:01,415 What's a beautiful broad like you doing with a malaka like this, huh? 247 00:20:01,540 --> 00:20:04,710 It's purely sexual. 248 00:20:04,835 --> 00:20:06,295 No shit. 249 00:20:07,004 --> 00:20:08,839 She's into malakas, Dino. 250 00:20:12,843 --> 00:20:15,679 She's into malakas! Do you believe that? 251 00:20:21,935 --> 00:20:23,645 You can say that again! 252 00:20:41,121 --> 00:20:45,500 Fats, man... let me tell you my story, man. 253 00:20:46,168 --> 00:20:51,173 Last year, I was insane for this crazy little 8th-grade bitch. 254 00:20:51,298 --> 00:20:52,799 - OK? - Crazy insane? 255 00:20:52,925 --> 00:20:54,509 - Insane? - Crazy? 256 00:20:54,635 --> 00:20:56,887 I was nuts for the woman, man. 257 00:20:57,012 --> 00:21:00,098 Now you gotta believe me, I'm telling the truth here. 258 00:21:00,224 --> 00:21:04,519 I'm speaking to you. I mean, I was nuts for the girl. 259 00:21:04,645 --> 00:21:07,231 And what did it to me was these big titties she had. 260 00:21:07,356 --> 00:21:09,608 For a 13-year-old girl, man! 261 00:21:09,733 --> 00:21:12,569 She wouldn't have had to worry about no titties for the rest of her life, boy. 262 00:21:12,694 --> 00:21:15,405 You know, she was set and she was looking good. 263 00:21:15,530 --> 00:21:17,032 That's the truth, baby. 264 00:21:17,157 --> 00:21:19,284 I called her every night for, like, a month. 265 00:21:19,409 --> 00:21:21,328 I mean, I'm talking devotion, man. 266 00:21:21,453 --> 00:21:23,455 Every damn night? 267 00:21:23,580 --> 00:21:25,332 Every night, Mitch. I ain't playing with you. 268 00:21:25,457 --> 00:21:27,292 On the telephone? 269 00:21:28,961 --> 00:21:31,421 What's this boy talking about, on the telephone, man? 270 00:21:31,546 --> 00:21:33,507 Explain it to him. 271 00:21:33,632 --> 00:21:35,509 Goddamn. We know there's a telephone, boy! 272 00:21:35,634 --> 00:21:38,845 - What the hell he think I'm doing? - But he hung up on her. 273 00:21:38,971 --> 00:21:41,932 Oh, you didn't hang up on her? The chick with those big, big titties? 274 00:21:42,057 --> 00:21:45,811 I hung up on the bitch. Now here's the capper. 275 00:21:45,936 --> 00:21:48,313 - You know what the bitch did to me? - Lay it on me. 276 00:21:48,438 --> 00:21:50,857 Check this shit out. Listen to what she did to me. She... 277 00:21:50,983 --> 00:21:54,778 She kneed you in the nuts and called him faggot in front of everybody. 278 00:21:54,903 --> 00:21:56,989 - She did what? - Bitch kneed your nuts? 279 00:21:57,114 --> 00:21:58,323 Bitch kneed my nuts! 280 00:21:58,448 --> 00:22:00,742 Bitch. I'm not playing with you. I ain't teasing, man. 281 00:22:00,867 --> 00:22:03,704 - In the family jewels? - In the family jewels, man. 282 00:22:03,829 --> 00:22:06,623 - Worst pain there is. - Broke my heart in two. 283 00:22:06,748 --> 00:22:10,794 - She broke more than your heart. - You're right there, baby. 284 00:22:10,919 --> 00:22:12,796 You can forget that other one. 285 00:22:12,921 --> 00:22:15,173 You got this fine jewel sitting right over here by you. 286 00:22:15,299 --> 00:22:18,093 - Yeah. - Ain't that the truth, baby? 287 00:22:18,218 --> 00:22:21,596 - That's the plain truth... - Uh-oh, there he goes! 288 00:22:24,975 --> 00:22:28,312 - Party's over. - Party's over, said the girl. 289 00:22:28,437 --> 00:22:31,982 I'm gonna get out of here. I got money for you right here. $50 for you. 290 00:22:36,486 --> 00:22:39,740 - I got $500 that boy won't make it. - I bet he's gonna make it. 291 00:22:39,865 --> 00:22:44,661 ♪ Ooh, baby, Baby, you know I love you 292 00:22:49,291 --> 00:22:52,336 You know, I really shouldn't be driving. 293 00:22:52,461 --> 00:22:56,173 Hey, listen, I appreciate it. You know, I really just don't feel like driving. 294 00:22:57,424 --> 00:23:00,469 OK, forget it. I'll drive. Give me the keys! 295 00:23:00,594 --> 00:23:02,596 Give me the keys! 296 00:23:02,721 --> 00:23:04,806 Is he going to be all right? 297 00:23:04,931 --> 00:23:07,809 I don't know. I warned him about that Blind Dog bourbon. 298 00:23:07,934 --> 00:23:11,063 Hey, he don't even have his license, Lisa. 299 00:23:11,188 --> 00:23:13,940 He's not lying. I don't even have a learner's permit. 300 00:23:14,066 --> 00:23:16,526 Hey, let's scout another party, man. 301 00:23:17,486 --> 00:23:19,905 What are you gonna tell Chet about me? 302 00:23:20,030 --> 00:23:21,615 Nothing. 303 00:23:21,740 --> 00:23:23,367 Nothing? 304 00:23:23,492 --> 00:23:25,577 That's not very realistic, Wyatt. 305 00:23:25,702 --> 00:23:29,539 Look, I don't know. I'm just trying to concentrate on the road. 306 00:23:29,664 --> 00:23:33,585 You better concentrate a little harder. You're about to run a red light. 307 00:23:34,294 --> 00:23:35,629 Oh, shit! 308 00:23:44,554 --> 00:23:46,848 I hate that boy! I always hated that shit! 309 00:23:46,973 --> 00:23:50,227 I never listen to him! I hate this car! I hate it! 310 00:23:50,352 --> 00:23:51,770 Are you OK? 311 00:23:53,647 --> 00:23:57,442 Well, my nuts are halfway up my ass, but other than that, I'm perfect! 312 00:23:58,318 --> 00:24:00,946 You better think of what you're going to do about Chet. 313 00:24:01,071 --> 00:24:03,365 He's one serious idiot. 314 00:24:03,490 --> 00:24:05,784 You're stewed, butt wad! 315 00:24:07,244 --> 00:24:08,620 Who, me? 316 00:24:08,745 --> 00:24:10,622 Know what time it is? 317 00:24:10,747 --> 00:24:12,999 Um... 2:00? 318 00:24:13,125 --> 00:24:15,335 Time to pay the fiddler. 319 00:24:21,800 --> 00:24:25,762 Um... I was kind of counting on you to be human about this. 320 00:24:32,102 --> 00:24:34,312 Here's the bottom line, Wyatt. 321 00:24:35,397 --> 00:24:37,858 I'm telling Mom and Dad everything. 322 00:24:38,859 --> 00:24:41,945 I'm even considering making up some shit. 323 00:24:43,697 --> 00:24:45,532 Alright, Chet, name your price. 324 00:24:47,409 --> 00:24:50,579 $175 and zero cents, cash. 325 00:24:50,704 --> 00:24:55,125 New bills, crisp and clean, in my wallet by 7:00 a.m. 326 00:24:56,460 --> 00:24:57,752 Thank you. 327 00:24:57,878 --> 00:25:00,964 Hey, what are big brothers for? 328 00:25:02,340 --> 00:25:04,176 See you upstairs. 329 00:25:05,385 --> 00:25:07,679 - I don't need you. - Shh! 330 00:25:14,060 --> 00:25:15,937 The boozehounds return. 331 00:25:16,980 --> 00:25:18,815 What a joke! 332 00:25:18,940 --> 00:25:20,567 Hi, girls. 333 00:25:31,870 --> 00:25:33,997 Feeling kind of queasy? 334 00:25:34,122 --> 00:25:40,212 How about... a nice greasy pork sandwich 335 00:25:40,337 --> 00:25:42,964 served in a dirty ashtray? 336 00:25:53,767 --> 00:25:56,019 He pukes, you die. 337 00:25:57,145 --> 00:25:59,272 He's not laughing at you, Chet. It's just... 338 00:25:59,397 --> 00:26:01,441 Yes, I am. 339 00:26:01,566 --> 00:26:04,778 Did you tell Chet about...? Did he tell you about the woman we made tonight? 340 00:26:04,903 --> 00:26:07,572 He's obviously had it. He doesn't know what he's talking about. 341 00:26:07,697 --> 00:26:11,243 - No shit? - No shit, Chet. No shit. 342 00:26:11,368 --> 00:26:14,871 You two donkey dicks couldn't get laid in a morgue. 343 00:26:14,996 --> 00:26:17,123 You're right. You are absolutely right. 344 00:26:17,249 --> 00:26:19,834 - You're absolutely right, Chet... - Get him outta here. 345 00:26:19,960 --> 00:26:22,170 - What? - Come on. 346 00:26:34,015 --> 00:26:37,018 Cold-blooded shit he is. He's an asshole. 347 00:26:37,143 --> 00:26:40,522 Look at his haircut. Anybody with a haircut like that you know is an asshole... 348 00:26:59,291 --> 00:27:01,084 Psst! Lisa. 349 00:27:03,795 --> 00:27:05,797 Where are you? 350 00:27:07,716 --> 00:27:09,718 I'm right behind you. 351 00:27:13,346 --> 00:27:14,764 Surprise! 352 00:27:22,897 --> 00:27:24,733 I'm not going to hurt you, you silly thing. 353 00:27:24,858 --> 00:27:27,611 I mean, your lips. They feel like rigor mortis has set in. 354 00:27:27,736 --> 00:27:30,947 Why don't you try and relax a little bit? I'm only kissing you. 355 00:27:32,699 --> 00:27:35,869 I wasn't expecting you to kiss me. I was just... 356 00:27:48,590 --> 00:27:50,425 That was better. 357 00:27:52,427 --> 00:27:54,638 Want to try it again? 358 00:27:54,763 --> 00:27:58,808 If you don't mind. I mean, yes, please, ma'am. 359 00:28:17,661 --> 00:28:21,998 - You sure you're only 15? - I'll be 16 in June. 360 00:28:23,917 --> 00:28:25,543 You made me. 361 00:28:26,211 --> 00:28:27,837 You control me. 362 00:28:33,259 --> 00:28:36,596 What's on your mind? What are you thinking about, huh? 363 00:28:36,721 --> 00:28:37,931 Um... 364 00:28:38,973 --> 00:28:40,934 Women's gymnastics. 365 00:28:42,435 --> 00:28:44,938 Well, I don't know. I'll do my best. 366 00:28:46,314 --> 00:28:47,649 Good. 367 00:29:24,352 --> 00:29:29,190 Wyatt, Wyatt, Wyatt, where are you? 368 00:29:29,315 --> 00:29:32,402 - I'm right here, Gary. - Wyatt, what happened? 369 00:29:32,527 --> 00:29:34,154 I don't know. 370 00:29:34,279 --> 00:29:36,239 I think it was a dream. 371 00:29:38,992 --> 00:29:40,160 What? 372 00:29:40,285 --> 00:29:42,328 Everything. Last night. Lisa. 373 00:29:42,454 --> 00:29:44,539 The whole thing, it had to be a dream. 374 00:29:44,664 --> 00:29:48,126 It can't be a dream, Wyatt. We were both in it. 375 00:29:48,251 --> 00:29:50,879 How can two people have the same dream? 376 00:29:51,796 --> 00:29:54,090 There's no other explanation. It had to be a dream. 377 00:29:54,215 --> 00:29:57,260 Wait, let's analyze this. Alright, in your dream... 378 00:29:58,553 --> 00:30:00,889 did I get up in the middle of the night and yak in your sink? 379 00:30:02,015 --> 00:30:05,351 Didn't throw up. No. Nothing. You didn't see anything. 380 00:30:05,477 --> 00:30:07,520 Maybe it was a dream, you know. 381 00:30:08,396 --> 00:30:12,066 A very weird, bizarre, vivid... 382 00:30:13,610 --> 00:30:17,739 ...erotic, wet, detailed dream. 383 00:30:19,365 --> 00:30:20,909 Maybe we have malaria. 384 00:30:21,493 --> 00:30:22,786 Shit. 385 00:30:30,543 --> 00:30:34,130 Gary! Wyatt! Breakfast! 386 00:30:38,426 --> 00:30:41,638 Look, I don't have the kind of bucks it would take to pay Chet off about this. 387 00:30:41,763 --> 00:30:43,431 Yo, Wyatt! Coffee! 388 00:30:43,556 --> 00:30:47,101 You can't live in fear of Chet for the rest of your life. 389 00:30:47,227 --> 00:30:49,187 Why not? Just please... 390 00:30:51,606 --> 00:30:56,069 I don't know, Wyatt. I mean, it's seriously affecting your sex life. 391 00:30:56,194 --> 00:31:00,073 Ten seconds into my gymnastics routine, you passed out. 392 00:31:00,198 --> 00:31:01,658 You slept. 393 00:31:02,700 --> 00:31:04,244 I did my toes. 394 00:31:04,369 --> 00:31:07,080 By the way, you're very cute. 395 00:31:07,205 --> 00:31:09,916 We'll try it again some other time, OK? 396 00:31:13,670 --> 00:31:16,840 - Good morning, turd brain. - Hi, Chet. 397 00:31:21,970 --> 00:31:26,015 - You spit in this? - Not that I'm aware of, no. 398 00:31:27,100 --> 00:31:29,227 Hey, that looks pretty good. 399 00:31:34,983 --> 00:31:37,610 Now make yourself one, dick weed. 400 00:31:44,450 --> 00:31:46,786 I like your panties. 401 00:31:46,911 --> 00:31:50,248 It's a joke, Chet. You know, it's all... 402 00:31:50,373 --> 00:31:54,335 That's not a joke! That is a severe behavioral disorder. 403 00:31:54,460 --> 00:31:56,963 Those are women's underpants! 404 00:31:57,088 --> 00:31:59,799 The next thing you know, you'll be wearing a bra on your head. 405 00:32:01,092 --> 00:32:04,345 The old man's gonna have a stroke on this one for sure. 406 00:32:05,638 --> 00:32:07,682 Alright, Chet. How much? 407 00:32:07,807 --> 00:32:09,183 How much? 408 00:32:09,309 --> 00:32:12,729 Oh, this goes way beyond payment, pal. 409 00:32:12,854 --> 00:32:14,731 Come on, Chet. Please? 410 00:32:16,566 --> 00:32:17,984 Well... 411 00:32:20,612 --> 00:32:22,906 Your VCR should cover it. 412 00:32:23,031 --> 00:32:25,033 For openers. 413 00:32:25,158 --> 00:32:26,576 Thank you. 414 00:32:27,368 --> 00:32:30,371 For Christ's sakes, will you cover yourself? 415 00:32:50,350 --> 00:32:53,978 You guys looking for something for your mom? 416 00:32:56,022 --> 00:32:58,566 I really don't think so... Sue. 417 00:33:00,652 --> 00:33:03,863 You guys have, uh... girlfriends? 418 00:33:03,988 --> 00:33:06,908 You know, Sue, one does really not refer 419 00:33:07,033 --> 00:33:09,827 to a 23-year-old woman as a girlfriend. 420 00:33:10,453 --> 00:33:12,747 - A mistress, Gar. - Mistress. 421 00:33:12,872 --> 00:33:14,749 - Lover. - Sexpot. 422 00:33:14,874 --> 00:33:17,085 She's a sexpot is what she is. 423 00:33:17,210 --> 00:33:22,173 You guys are the ones that got beat up at the homecoming game, right? 424 00:33:22,298 --> 00:33:23,925 Hmm... 425 00:33:26,052 --> 00:33:31,140 Uh... Susan, do you think you could wrap up a bottle of this scent for me? 426 00:33:31,265 --> 00:33:33,977 - I like this. - Um... two. 427 00:33:34,102 --> 00:33:36,562 And why don't you set yourself up with one of them, too. 428 00:33:36,688 --> 00:33:39,941 Set yourself up. That's three scents, please. 429 00:33:40,066 --> 00:33:43,277 - If you were a 15-year-old boy... - Hmm... 430 00:33:44,070 --> 00:33:46,698 - ...would these turn you on? - Hmm...? 431 00:33:47,740 --> 00:33:50,326 I think so, too. I'll take them. 432 00:33:57,125 --> 00:34:00,336 Uh... do you have a bra to match that? 433 00:34:00,461 --> 00:34:03,423 Something in leather or rubber, or barb wire? 434 00:34:03,548 --> 00:34:05,508 Give me a break. 435 00:34:08,219 --> 00:34:09,971 Check it out. Check it out. 436 00:34:10,096 --> 00:34:11,389 What? 437 00:34:16,144 --> 00:34:17,437 Five bucks? 438 00:34:17,562 --> 00:34:18,980 Finsky. 439 00:34:21,649 --> 00:34:23,484 Max, what are you gonna do? 440 00:34:27,822 --> 00:34:30,324 - You know what, Gar? - Hmm? 441 00:34:30,450 --> 00:34:34,162 For the first time in my life, I don't feel like a total dick. 442 00:34:34,287 --> 00:34:35,788 Yeah, me either. 443 00:34:47,842 --> 00:34:50,470 Sorry, boys. Momentary loss of motor nerves. 444 00:34:50,595 --> 00:34:53,848 Getting tired of this? We're not. But I'll tell you, there is a cure. 445 00:34:53,973 --> 00:34:56,809 Rumor has it, there's a big white sale going on. 446 00:34:56,934 --> 00:34:59,103 - At Towel World! - Towel World! 447 00:35:00,146 --> 00:35:02,356 - We're not impressed. - No. 448 00:35:08,821 --> 00:35:11,115 Can I have some of that, please? 449 00:35:13,534 --> 00:35:15,536 You know I'm getting really bored of their shit. 450 00:35:15,661 --> 00:35:18,456 - Well, do you wanna dump them? - I don't know. 451 00:35:18,581 --> 00:35:22,168 We have been with them three months. We've been to the parties, met the people. 452 00:35:22,293 --> 00:35:24,921 We won't go to any more parties and we won't meet any more people. 453 00:35:25,046 --> 00:35:27,048 We'll go into a social coma. 454 00:35:28,091 --> 00:35:29,509 - Sorry. - Sorry. 455 00:35:29,634 --> 00:35:31,052 We're sorry. 456 00:35:31,177 --> 00:35:34,222 - Wanna give them another chance? - OK. 457 00:35:35,431 --> 00:35:37,183 - Will you forgive us? - Please. 458 00:35:37,308 --> 00:35:39,185 Oh, you guys. 459 00:35:39,894 --> 00:35:42,313 What are we gonna do with you? 460 00:35:49,445 --> 00:35:50,863 ♪ Whoo! 461 00:35:56,994 --> 00:36:00,665 ♪ Pretty woman, walking down the street 462 00:36:00,790 --> 00:36:04,502 ♪ Pretty woman, the kind I like to meet 463 00:36:04,627 --> 00:36:06,212 ♪ Pretty woman 464 00:36:07,213 --> 00:36:11,008 ♪ I don't believe you, it must be true 465 00:36:11,134 --> 00:36:14,804 - ♪ No one can look as good as you... - Who was that girl? 466 00:36:15,847 --> 00:36:17,890 - Excuse me! - Get outta my way! 467 00:36:18,933 --> 00:36:20,685 We got her, we got her, we got her. 468 00:36:22,603 --> 00:36:26,274 ♪ Pretty woman, won't you pardon me? 469 00:36:26,357 --> 00:36:30,361 ♪ Pretty woman, I couldn't help but see 470 00:36:30,653 --> 00:36:32,071 Hey! 471 00:36:32,864 --> 00:36:36,617 ♪ Oh, you look lovely as can be... ♪ 472 00:36:38,411 --> 00:36:39,620 Hey! 473 00:36:40,371 --> 00:36:41,581 Hi. 474 00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:46,169 - That's Ian. - This is Max. 475 00:36:47,253 --> 00:36:49,297 We call him Mad Max. 476 00:36:50,840 --> 00:36:53,301 - We saw you on the escalator. - Yeah. 477 00:36:54,343 --> 00:36:56,804 Yeah, you were looking at us, right? 478 00:36:56,929 --> 00:36:58,431 Yeah. 479 00:37:04,645 --> 00:37:08,024 - So what are you doing? - Nothing. I'm waiting for my ride. 480 00:37:22,788 --> 00:37:25,917 Lis, come on, hon. We're running late. 481 00:37:26,042 --> 00:37:28,002 Honey, move. 482 00:37:28,669 --> 00:37:30,504 Speak to you later. 483 00:37:41,182 --> 00:37:45,061 She likes the rough stuff. What can I do, you know? 484 00:37:50,107 --> 00:37:53,527 By the way, there's a party tonight at Wyatt's house. 485 00:37:53,653 --> 00:37:57,823 You can find his name in the students' directory under Donnelly. 486 00:37:57,949 --> 00:37:59,533 Pass the word around. 487 00:38:03,996 --> 00:38:05,498 Party? 488 00:38:13,381 --> 00:38:14,840 Don't ask. 489 00:38:16,968 --> 00:38:19,136 Wyatt, you're gonna have a heart attack by the time you're 40 490 00:38:19,262 --> 00:38:21,597 if you don't learn to relax. 491 00:38:21,722 --> 00:38:23,975 Have you tried inversion boots? 492 00:38:24,850 --> 00:38:27,812 Lisa, you don't understand my parents. 493 00:38:29,146 --> 00:38:30,856 What's there to understand? 494 00:38:30,982 --> 00:38:34,402 They're oppressive, meddlesome, difficult, demanding and totally bizarre. 495 00:38:34,527 --> 00:38:36,320 I mean, they're normal parents. 496 00:38:36,445 --> 00:38:39,198 Now stop worrying and go and get dressed. 497 00:38:40,408 --> 00:38:42,660 Lisa, I created you. 498 00:38:42,785 --> 00:38:45,496 Why do you do insist on doing things I don't want? 499 00:38:45,621 --> 00:38:48,207 Honey buns, you want to party so badly, you could bottle it. 500 00:38:48,332 --> 00:38:50,626 I mean, you and Gary, you want friends, you want popularity, 501 00:38:50,751 --> 00:38:52,545 you want all that stuff, right? 502 00:38:52,670 --> 00:38:55,381 Well, I've thought about it, sure, but... 503 00:38:56,924 --> 00:38:59,010 So I'm giving it to you. 504 00:39:00,970 --> 00:39:02,555 Thank you, really, thank you. 505 00:39:02,680 --> 00:39:05,266 But I don't want it in my house. 506 00:39:05,391 --> 00:39:09,020 If you want to be a party animal, you have to learn to live in the jungle. 507 00:39:09,145 --> 00:39:11,647 Now stop worrying and go and get dressed. 508 00:39:11,772 --> 00:39:14,233 I'm going to go and pick up Gary. 509 00:39:14,358 --> 00:39:16,694 I can't wait to meet his parents. 510 00:39:24,744 --> 00:39:27,163 Do you go to Gary's school? 511 00:39:29,165 --> 00:39:32,126 Do I look like I'm in high school? 512 00:39:32,251 --> 00:39:33,502 No. 513 00:39:33,627 --> 00:39:37,965 Well, what it is, Dad, she's a foreign exchange student, you know, 514 00:39:38,090 --> 00:39:41,010 and they have, like, a different educational system around the world. 515 00:39:41,135 --> 00:39:42,762 You look very, er... 516 00:39:44,138 --> 00:39:45,556 ...mature. 517 00:39:45,681 --> 00:39:49,894 Doesn't she? That's funny you say that cos I was thinking the same thing. 518 00:39:50,019 --> 00:39:51,604 And what happened was that, uh... 519 00:39:51,729 --> 00:39:53,814 So what do you do for a living, Al? 520 00:39:54,357 --> 00:39:56,650 I'm an independent businessman. 521 00:39:56,776 --> 00:40:01,238 Al... Dad... My dad's a plumber. And he's into plumbing. 522 00:40:01,364 --> 00:40:03,824 And, well, I guess you plumb, right, Dad? 523 00:40:04,825 --> 00:40:06,452 Yeah. 524 00:40:06,577 --> 00:40:08,454 Yeah, well, I, uh... 525 00:40:08,579 --> 00:40:12,291 - I think it's time to go. You ready? - Where do you think you're going? 526 00:40:12,416 --> 00:40:14,418 - To a party. - To a movie. 527 00:40:15,419 --> 00:40:17,421 Movie party is what it is, folks. 528 00:40:17,546 --> 00:40:20,132 - We're going to a movie party. - Such a little liar. 529 00:40:20,257 --> 00:40:23,969 No, I've whipped up this nasty little soirée over at his friend Wyatt's house. 530 00:40:24,095 --> 00:40:28,057 - "Soir" what? - Soirée, honey. I think that means party. 531 00:40:29,183 --> 00:40:30,559 Party. 532 00:40:30,684 --> 00:40:32,686 You know, there's going to be sex, drugs, rock 'n' roll, 533 00:40:32,812 --> 00:40:34,688 chips, dips, chains, whips... 534 00:40:34,814 --> 00:40:37,400 You know, your basic high school orgy type of thing. 535 00:40:37,525 --> 00:40:41,153 I mean, I'm not talking candle wax on the nipples 536 00:40:41,278 --> 00:40:43,114 or witchcraft or anything like that. 537 00:40:43,239 --> 00:40:46,158 No, no, no, no, just a couple of hundred kids 538 00:40:46,283 --> 00:40:49,120 running around in their underwear acting like complete animals. 539 00:40:49,245 --> 00:40:52,415 Alright, goddamn it! I've heard enough! 540 00:40:52,540 --> 00:40:54,583 - Gary, you get to your room! - Yes, sir! 541 00:40:54,708 --> 00:40:57,962 No, it's OK. Just sit here. I'll take care of this. 542 00:40:58,087 --> 00:41:02,341 Girlie, you get the hell outta here before I throw you out. 543 00:41:02,466 --> 00:41:04,718 Don't threaten me, Al! 544 00:41:04,844 --> 00:41:07,388 You're out of shape. I'll kick your arse. 545 00:41:07,513 --> 00:41:11,684 I'm going to make this real easy for you. 546 00:41:11,809 --> 00:41:15,271 I'm taking Gary to a party. 547 00:41:15,396 --> 00:41:17,189 Over my dead body. 548 00:41:17,314 --> 00:41:22,987 He's a good kid. He studies hard. You've got no complaints. 549 00:41:23,112 --> 00:41:25,614 If anybody should be bitching, it should be Gary. 550 00:41:26,407 --> 00:41:28,617 You ever compliment him on his grades? 551 00:41:28,742 --> 00:41:31,120 You ever compliment him on anything? 552 00:41:31,245 --> 00:41:34,457 Hey! Hey! Look, Ma, compliments embarrass me. 553 00:41:34,582 --> 00:41:36,333 - Dad, you know... - Shut up! 554 00:41:38,127 --> 00:41:40,588 Have you ever wondered how sad it is 555 00:41:40,713 --> 00:41:43,632 that your son's only sexual outlet 556 00:41:43,757 --> 00:41:47,011 is tossing off to magazines in the bathroom? 557 00:41:47,136 --> 00:41:48,929 Oh, Gary! 558 00:41:49,054 --> 00:41:52,766 Ma, I never tossed off to anything! 559 00:41:52,892 --> 00:41:56,437 - You told me you were combing your hair! - But I was! I was! Mom! 560 00:41:56,562 --> 00:41:59,523 - Gary, shut up! - The water's running all day long... 561 00:41:59,648 --> 00:42:02,318 - Shut up! - I've never tossed off! 562 00:42:02,443 --> 00:42:05,738 - I've never tossed off! - And you wouldn't tell your own mother! 563 00:42:05,863 --> 00:42:07,031 Shut up! 564 00:42:07,156 --> 00:42:09,366 Shut up! Shut up! 565 00:42:11,911 --> 00:42:14,914 This guy deserves a party. 566 00:42:15,498 --> 00:42:18,209 Look, I don't know who you are, 567 00:42:18,334 --> 00:42:21,629 what you are, or where you came from, 568 00:42:22,379 --> 00:42:24,715 but I'm not taking any more of this. 569 00:42:25,674 --> 00:42:29,470 Dial the police, Lucy. Dial the damn police and give me the phone. 570 00:42:29,595 --> 00:42:33,682 The phone... I'm going to get the... 571 00:42:33,807 --> 00:42:37,061 - Give me the phone. - I'm trying to... Well, here it is. 572 00:42:43,651 --> 00:42:47,446 Jesus, God. Oh, Christ. 573 00:42:47,571 --> 00:42:49,990 Oh, Lord God. 574 00:42:53,035 --> 00:42:55,579 Oh... Uh-oh... 575 00:42:56,539 --> 00:42:58,165 Go ahead... 576 00:42:58,999 --> 00:43:00,668 Make your day? 577 00:43:06,507 --> 00:43:09,051 I'm really sorry it has to come to this. 578 00:43:09,176 --> 00:43:10,678 Come to what? 579 00:43:11,929 --> 00:43:15,057 If you don't cheer up, I'll blow your face off. 580 00:43:27,486 --> 00:43:30,155 Oh, come on, don't be such an old lady. Everything's cool. 581 00:43:30,281 --> 00:43:32,324 Everything's cool! Everything's cool. 582 00:43:32,449 --> 00:43:34,410 Yeah, yeah. My dad's going to castrate me. 583 00:43:34,535 --> 00:43:36,537 And my mother almost had, like, a cardiac arrest. 584 00:43:36,662 --> 00:43:39,707 My parents'll never let me in the house, and if they do, I'll be grounded till I'm 45. 585 00:43:39,832 --> 00:43:41,834 Other than that, everything's great. Everything's just really cool. 586 00:43:41,959 --> 00:43:44,378 I mean, you know, it couldn't be better. 587 00:43:45,504 --> 00:43:47,673 Listen, trust me for once, will you? 588 00:43:49,925 --> 00:43:52,428 They don't know what happened. 589 00:43:55,681 --> 00:43:59,518 Did you think Gary was acting a little strangely this evening? 590 00:44:01,562 --> 00:44:02,855 Gary? 591 00:44:04,315 --> 00:44:05,774 Who's Gary? 592 00:44:10,529 --> 00:44:13,490 Lisa, you have to promise me 593 00:44:13,616 --> 00:44:15,951 that things aren't gonna get out of control. 594 00:44:16,076 --> 00:44:19,830 Wyatt, don't worry. You're just having a few friends over. 595 00:44:19,955 --> 00:44:22,166 I don't have any friends, Lisa. 596 00:44:22,291 --> 00:44:23,917 He doesn't. 597 00:44:25,294 --> 00:44:27,087 Boy ain't lying. 598 00:44:29,006 --> 00:44:30,674 You do now. 599 00:44:39,058 --> 00:44:40,142 Hi. 600 00:44:40,267 --> 00:44:42,686 Hi! 601 00:44:42,811 --> 00:44:43,896 Party! 602 00:44:44,021 --> 00:44:47,483 Party! Party! Party! Party! 603 00:44:47,608 --> 00:44:49,276 Party! Party! Party! Party! 604 00:44:51,362 --> 00:44:53,781 ♪ Standin' there by the window 605 00:44:53,906 --> 00:44:56,367 ♪ Starin' out at the night 606 00:44:56,492 --> 00:44:58,911 ♪ You've got so many troubles 607 00:44:59,036 --> 00:45:01,455 ♪ On your nervous mind 608 00:45:01,580 --> 00:45:03,999 ♪ But don't worry, baby 609 00:45:04,124 --> 00:45:06,377 ♪ It's gonna work out fine 610 00:45:06,502 --> 00:45:09,505 ♪ You hear the sound of footsteps 611 00:45:09,630 --> 00:45:11,965 ♪ Stealing across the floor 612 00:45:12,091 --> 00:45:14,301 ♪ You picked up the receiver... 613 00:45:14,843 --> 00:45:16,178 Yo! 614 00:45:16,303 --> 00:45:19,098 Who's here? How you doing? How you doing? 615 00:45:20,265 --> 00:45:22,059 - Where's the bar? - Bar! 616 00:45:25,396 --> 00:45:28,190 Do you think they'll embarrass us tonight? 617 00:45:28,315 --> 00:45:29,733 Yeah. 618 00:45:29,858 --> 00:45:31,485 - Yeah? - Yeah. 619 00:45:36,824 --> 00:45:38,117 Caviar? 620 00:45:39,076 --> 00:45:41,912 If Max and Ian see her, it is all over for us. 621 00:45:43,789 --> 00:45:46,875 - How's your stomach? - It's a little better. 622 00:45:47,000 --> 00:45:50,379 If you're gonna float an air biscuit, let me know, OK? 623 00:45:50,504 --> 00:45:52,089 Float a what? 624 00:45:52,214 --> 00:45:54,091 If you're gonna fart, if you're gonna squeeze cheese, 625 00:45:54,216 --> 00:45:55,801 let me know, OK? I'll hit the fan. 626 00:45:55,926 --> 00:45:58,929 I'm sorry, Gary, it's just I suffer pain and discomfort 627 00:45:59,054 --> 00:46:01,890 due to occasional stomach upset. 628 00:46:02,015 --> 00:46:04,935 You know, I can't believe this, Wyatt. I'm so disappointed in us. 629 00:46:05,060 --> 00:46:07,146 All we ever do is sit around and talk about how great it would be 630 00:46:07,271 --> 00:46:08,731 if we went to parties, right? 631 00:46:08,856 --> 00:46:11,275 And now it's our party, and there are hundreds of people here having a great time, 632 00:46:11,400 --> 00:46:13,235 and we're in the john. we're in the john! 633 00:46:13,360 --> 00:46:17,114 - I can't believe it. - Gary, you're just as uptight as I am. 634 00:46:17,239 --> 00:46:19,742 Let me tell you something. Nobody can be as uptight as you, OK? 635 00:46:19,867 --> 00:46:21,910 Nobody. Your middle name is tense, OK? 636 00:46:22,035 --> 00:46:23,620 Wyatt "Tense Up" Donnelly. 637 00:46:23,746 --> 00:46:26,415 - Alright, this is true. This is true. - It's true. 638 00:46:26,540 --> 00:46:31,378 But... it's not that bad. I mean, we can hear the music. 639 00:46:32,212 --> 00:46:33,714 We can dance, so that's great. 640 00:46:33,839 --> 00:46:36,091 If we put our noses to the door, maybe we can smell the food. 641 00:46:36,216 --> 00:46:37,718 Hey, brother! 642 00:46:37,843 --> 00:46:40,220 What's happening, my main man? 643 00:46:40,345 --> 00:46:41,638 Right on! 644 00:46:42,306 --> 00:46:44,475 - Scotch. - Straight up? 645 00:46:44,600 --> 00:46:46,310 Ah, give me the whole bottle. 646 00:46:46,435 --> 00:46:51,273 Tell you what... you bend over and I'll shove it straight up your ass. 647 00:46:52,483 --> 00:46:55,277 On the rocks is fine. 648 00:46:56,737 --> 00:46:59,740 Yeah, that's what I thought you were gonna say, you jive turkey. 649 00:47:13,170 --> 00:47:14,296 There she is. 650 00:47:14,421 --> 00:47:16,340 You deal with the drinks. I'll kill the girls. 651 00:47:48,629 --> 00:47:50,548 - Hi. - Hi! 652 00:47:52,591 --> 00:47:54,051 OK, OK, OK... 653 00:47:54,176 --> 00:47:56,429 - Did we see you at the mall today? - Yes. 654 00:47:56,554 --> 00:47:58,055 Oh, yeah! 655 00:48:00,850 --> 00:48:03,310 It's alright... Um... 656 00:48:03,436 --> 00:48:05,813 - What are you doing here? - I'm living here now. 657 00:48:05,938 --> 00:48:07,857 I'm Wyatt and Gary's girlfriend. 658 00:48:07,982 --> 00:48:10,609 No! 659 00:48:11,444 --> 00:48:15,614 Ah! OK... We're Wyatt's friends. 660 00:48:15,740 --> 00:48:18,576 Er... can we come to the party or should we just bail? 661 00:48:18,701 --> 00:48:20,286 Bail! 662 00:48:23,164 --> 00:48:25,583 - No, no, come in, come on. - Really? 663 00:48:25,708 --> 00:48:27,126 Oh, thank you. 664 00:48:28,085 --> 00:48:30,379 Gary and Wyatt are around here someplace. 665 00:48:30,510 --> 00:48:32,971 I wonder if Lisa's having a good time. 666 00:48:33,096 --> 00:48:36,641 Lisa could have a good time at an insurance seminar, Wyatt. 667 00:48:36,766 --> 00:48:39,769 You know, the thing that really galls me 668 00:48:40,979 --> 00:48:44,399 is that she's ours and we can't get close to her. 669 00:48:46,985 --> 00:48:48,486 Hit the fan. 670 00:48:52,115 --> 00:48:54,075 This is, like, the best party I've ever been to. 671 00:48:54,200 --> 00:48:56,494 I know. It's great! 672 00:48:56,620 --> 00:48:59,164 Do you know whose house this is? 673 00:48:59,289 --> 00:49:03,585 I don't know. I think it might be that girl with the English accent. 674 00:49:03,710 --> 00:49:07,464 Did you notice that girl doesn't have a zit on her whole body? Did you notice that? 675 00:49:07,589 --> 00:49:10,759 - I know. She has, like, zero fat. - And she's so relaxed. 676 00:49:10,884 --> 00:49:12,969 - She burped and it was, like, charming. - Charming. 677 00:49:13,094 --> 00:49:14,179 Yeah! 678 00:49:15,972 --> 00:49:17,182 Shit. 679 00:49:18,516 --> 00:49:20,352 - Ah, yeah. - The bathroom. 680 00:49:28,443 --> 00:49:29,694 - Ladies. - Hi. 681 00:49:29,819 --> 00:49:31,237 Hi. 682 00:49:32,739 --> 00:49:34,491 I can't believe you! I cannot... 683 00:49:34,616 --> 00:49:37,202 You're dropping wolf bait and there are chicks outside! 684 00:49:37,327 --> 00:49:40,664 Light a match or something! Light a fire, I don't know. 685 00:49:42,874 --> 00:49:44,626 Hi. 686 00:49:44,751 --> 00:49:46,169 Hi. 687 00:49:46,294 --> 00:49:48,838 We're sorry. We thought there were just girls in there. 688 00:49:48,963 --> 00:49:51,925 - I'm sorry. - It's just us dudes, you know. 689 00:49:52,050 --> 00:49:53,718 What are you doing here? 690 00:49:54,386 --> 00:49:56,971 Gary was just taking a shit! 691 00:49:57,097 --> 00:49:58,765 No, what I meant was... 692 00:50:01,059 --> 00:50:04,104 No, no, what I meant was, what are you doing at the party? 693 00:50:04,229 --> 00:50:07,524 - Oh, it's my house. - This is your party? 694 00:50:07,649 --> 00:50:10,568 Yeah, well, you know, we like to do this about once a week, 695 00:50:10,694 --> 00:50:12,987 throw little gatherings here, little get-togethers, that kind of thing. 696 00:50:13,113 --> 00:50:15,073 - Haven't you guys been by? - No. 697 00:50:15,198 --> 00:50:17,283 No? How the heck did we miss these two, Wyatt? 698 00:50:17,409 --> 00:50:19,994 I don't know. So many people, so many parties. 699 00:50:20,120 --> 00:50:23,707 So many people, you know, and so many parties, you lose track... 700 00:50:23,832 --> 00:50:27,460 Um... would you mind if I came in and checked my face? 701 00:50:27,585 --> 00:50:29,713 What's wrong with your face? 702 00:50:31,756 --> 00:50:33,091 Can we come in? 703 00:50:33,216 --> 00:50:35,927 - Come on in. - Sure, yeah. OK. Be our guests. 704 00:50:36,052 --> 00:50:39,055 - Thanks, guys. - Come on in. 705 00:50:41,182 --> 00:50:43,143 Well, um... 706 00:50:43,268 --> 00:50:45,270 We've seen you guys at school, but we've never met. 707 00:50:45,395 --> 00:50:46,771 - You're Hilly. - You're Deb. 708 00:50:46,896 --> 00:50:48,398 - How you doing? - Deb. 709 00:50:48,523 --> 00:50:50,525 - Hi. I'm Gary. - I'm Wyatt. 710 00:50:50,650 --> 00:50:52,485 Well, what have you guys been doing? 711 00:50:54,279 --> 00:50:57,991 This is a wild crowd. I didn't know you guys had so many friends. 712 00:50:58,116 --> 00:51:00,076 - Yeah, neither did we. - Neither did we. 713 00:51:01,244 --> 00:51:05,415 Uh, who's the girl with the accent? I thought that this was her party, but... 714 00:51:05,540 --> 00:51:09,419 You mean the real sensuous, exotic, sexy, mature, sex symbol type? 715 00:51:09,544 --> 00:51:11,171 - Yeah. - Yeah. 716 00:51:11,296 --> 00:51:13,631 She's with us. 717 00:51:13,757 --> 00:51:16,092 She's with you guys? 718 00:51:16,718 --> 00:51:18,762 Come on, Lisa. Why not? 719 00:51:20,680 --> 00:51:23,850 Because I belong to Gary and Wyatt. 720 00:51:23,975 --> 00:51:28,062 Belong? What? They make you in the garage with power tools? 721 00:51:28,188 --> 00:51:30,273 They own you? Control you? 722 00:51:30,398 --> 00:51:33,193 - Seriously? - Seriously. 723 00:51:33,318 --> 00:51:34,694 They're toads. 724 00:51:34,819 --> 00:51:37,405 Do I look like I'd go out with two toads? 725 00:51:38,698 --> 00:51:41,701 You do. It's true. 726 00:51:41,826 --> 00:51:45,997 I think Gary and Wyatt are gonna force everyone to redefine their terms. 727 00:51:47,874 --> 00:51:50,752 And you're completely loyal to them? 728 00:51:50,877 --> 00:51:54,005 I do whatever they say. 729 00:52:05,391 --> 00:52:06,559 Hi. 730 00:52:09,354 --> 00:52:12,982 Could you excuse us for a minute, please? 731 00:52:13,107 --> 00:52:16,069 Ah, that's no problem. Yeah, we'll be in here. 732 00:52:16,194 --> 00:52:17,612 Yeah. 733 00:52:25,537 --> 00:52:27,163 OK, fine. 734 00:52:30,792 --> 00:52:32,919 I could be wrong, but I think these ladies are stoked for us, Wyatt. 735 00:52:33,044 --> 00:52:34,796 - I got that feeling myself. - What do we do? 736 00:52:34,921 --> 00:52:36,297 - I don't know. - Should we go for it? 737 00:52:36,422 --> 00:52:38,132 - What about Lisa? - She did say we should party. 738 00:52:38,258 --> 00:52:40,385 Let's get it on with these two, score points and go back to Lisa. 739 00:52:40,510 --> 00:52:41,845 This is like a dream come true. 740 00:52:41,970 --> 00:52:44,764 How about if we see if we can score with these two in case we can't later? 741 00:52:44,889 --> 00:52:46,933 - Sounds good. - But we gotta give Lisa a shot. 742 00:52:47,058 --> 00:52:50,395 I don't wanna hurt her feelings. The girls want a long, lean bone job from me. 743 00:52:50,520 --> 00:52:51,938 - Ready to party down? - 10-4. 744 00:52:52,063 --> 00:52:53,314 - Let's break. - Break. 745 00:53:05,577 --> 00:53:07,579 Those guys are weird, but they're kind of cute. 746 00:53:07,704 --> 00:53:09,205 - Hi. - Hi! 747 00:53:09,330 --> 00:53:12,750 And where did you two disappear to? 748 00:53:12,876 --> 00:53:16,129 - Nowhere. We were in the kitchen. - We were in the bathroom. 749 00:53:17,046 --> 00:53:18,923 - Eating. - Doing our hair. 750 00:53:19,048 --> 00:53:21,050 Have you met Gary and Wyatt? 751 00:53:21,634 --> 00:53:23,678 - Yeah. - No. 752 00:53:23,803 --> 00:53:25,096 Sort of. 753 00:53:27,181 --> 00:53:30,810 If you get the chance... shower with them. 754 00:53:30,935 --> 00:53:33,980 I did. It's a mind scrambler! 755 00:53:34,814 --> 00:53:36,816 Oh! Hurts so good. 756 00:53:42,488 --> 00:53:44,741 She took a shower with them. 757 00:53:44,866 --> 00:53:47,702 - I have a wonderful idea, Henry. - Hmm? 758 00:53:47,827 --> 00:53:51,956 After dinner, why don't we stop by and visit with Wyatt? 759 00:53:52,081 --> 00:53:55,919 I hate to think of his being alone at home tonight. 760 00:53:56,044 --> 00:53:59,756 - Doesn't he have anything to read? - Well, I don't know, dear. 761 00:53:59,881 --> 00:54:03,259 But you know nothing's more important to a teenage boy 762 00:54:03,384 --> 00:54:05,595 than his grandparents. 763 00:54:05,720 --> 00:54:07,639 - We'll drop by. - Oh, good. 764 00:54:21,527 --> 00:54:26,032 I'd like to open up by apologizing for the Icee today at the mall. 765 00:54:26,157 --> 00:54:28,868 It was very immature, and I'm sorry. 766 00:54:28,993 --> 00:54:32,830 - And, uh... - It was just, like, tomfoolery. 767 00:54:32,956 --> 00:54:34,791 But we are sorry. 768 00:54:34,916 --> 00:54:37,335 - It happened. - Yeah. 769 00:54:38,002 --> 00:54:41,339 So what's the deal with Lisa? You know, can we borrow her? 770 00:54:41,965 --> 00:54:44,342 Uh... we can't do that, guys, 771 00:54:44,467 --> 00:54:46,719 because common decency prohibits us, we can't. 772 00:54:46,844 --> 00:54:48,262 It's not cool. 773 00:54:48,388 --> 00:54:50,682 - Well, she said it was cool. - Yeah. 774 00:54:50,807 --> 00:54:54,644 We can't take advantage of her loyalty. Sorry, guys. 775 00:54:54,769 --> 00:54:57,689 Man, but that's really selfish. That hurts, you know. 776 00:54:57,814 --> 00:54:59,065 Ian, uh... 777 00:54:59,691 --> 00:55:01,693 Just forget it, guys, cos we can't do it, you know? 778 00:55:01,818 --> 00:55:04,737 Ah, come on. Quit being such pricks. 779 00:55:04,862 --> 00:55:05,989 Hey, come on. 780 00:55:06,114 --> 00:55:08,116 Regardless of what she may have told you, 781 00:55:08,241 --> 00:55:10,451 our feelings for Lisa run very deep. 782 00:55:10,576 --> 00:55:13,037 It's, like, emotions. Heavy, heavy emotions. 783 00:55:13,162 --> 00:55:16,040 Our feelings for Deb and Hilly run as deep as yours do for Lisa. 784 00:55:16,165 --> 00:55:17,583 And it's respect. 785 00:55:17,709 --> 00:55:19,961 It's like the time we spent together, you know. 786 00:55:20,086 --> 00:55:23,047 And a couple of guys like you deserve them. 787 00:55:23,172 --> 00:55:25,717 See, we like your style. So we wanna make a deal with you. 788 00:55:25,842 --> 00:55:27,969 You let us have a crack at Lisa, 789 00:55:28,094 --> 00:55:30,847 and then we'll let you have Deb and Hilly. 790 00:55:32,932 --> 00:55:34,809 Can you guys keep a secret? 791 00:55:34,934 --> 00:55:37,353 - Sure. - Secret? 792 00:55:37,478 --> 00:55:40,398 - Look again. It's Gary. - No, no. 793 00:55:40,523 --> 00:55:42,692 It's our boy, Gary. 794 00:55:42,817 --> 00:55:45,653 He's our 16-year-old boy. 795 00:55:45,778 --> 00:55:48,531 I don't know what the hell you're talking about, Lucy. 796 00:55:48,656 --> 00:55:51,075 And I want you to shut up. 797 00:55:51,868 --> 00:55:55,413 I feel like an asshole. This had better work. 798 00:55:55,538 --> 00:55:58,124 This is just the blueprint. OK, now look. You like it? 799 00:55:58,249 --> 00:55:59,959 Bigger tits. 800 00:56:00,084 --> 00:56:01,419 Go, go, go, go! 801 00:56:01,544 --> 00:56:03,337 Give him the knee-shooters. I don't care. 802 00:56:05,882 --> 00:56:09,886 'We have code penetration again. What the hell's going on in here?' 803 00:56:15,558 --> 00:56:17,393 Excuse me, Arthur. 804 00:56:17,518 --> 00:56:19,687 - It's Art. - Excuse me, Art. 805 00:56:34,327 --> 00:56:35,787 Oh, shit. 806 00:56:41,918 --> 00:56:42,919 ♪ Weird 807 00:56:45,463 --> 00:56:47,256 ♪ Weird science 808 00:56:51,260 --> 00:56:53,096 - 'Where's Eddie?' - 'Eddie's down in the lab. 809 00:56:53,221 --> 00:56:55,264 'He and Grandpa are working on a new project.' 810 00:56:55,389 --> 00:56:57,975 'Another invention?' 811 00:56:58,101 --> 00:57:00,394 'It's got something to do with a robot.' 812 00:57:14,075 --> 00:57:17,328 Wyatt, what's going on? Turn this thing off! 813 00:57:17,453 --> 00:57:19,580 You're gonna love it! How you doing? 814 00:57:19,705 --> 00:57:22,333 I'm shitting in my pants! 815 00:58:41,662 --> 00:58:43,080 It worked. 816 00:59:01,182 --> 00:59:05,269 You had to be big shots, didn't you? You had to show off. 817 00:59:06,437 --> 00:59:09,106 When are you going to learn people will like you for what you are, 818 00:59:09,232 --> 00:59:11,234 not for what you can give them? 819 00:59:13,402 --> 00:59:15,905 In your race for power and glory, 820 00:59:16,030 --> 00:59:18,824 you forgot one small detail. 821 00:59:20,326 --> 00:59:22,161 We forgot to hook up the doll. 822 00:59:22,286 --> 00:59:24,872 You forgot to hook up the doll. 823 01:00:07,456 --> 01:00:09,417 Something's going on here, Carmen. 824 01:00:09,542 --> 01:00:12,878 I have a feeling we're not going to approve, Henry. 825 01:00:14,505 --> 01:00:17,133 A missile! A missile! 826 01:00:18,092 --> 01:00:20,428 A missile in my house, Gary! 827 01:00:22,638 --> 01:00:26,767 - Yeah, this puppy's for real, alright. - It was an accident. Simple, you know... 828 01:00:26,892 --> 01:00:29,186 Accident, my ass, Gary! 829 01:00:29,312 --> 01:00:31,564 My parents are coming home. Chet's coming home. 830 01:00:31,689 --> 01:00:35,359 - They're gonna freak out! - They're gonna shit eggrolls. 831 01:00:35,484 --> 01:00:38,070 Get out! Get out! Scat! 832 01:00:38,195 --> 01:00:40,823 Out of here, you disgusting tramps! 833 01:00:40,948 --> 01:00:42,908 You, you, you hosers! 834 01:00:43,034 --> 01:00:45,036 Out! Out! Out! 835 01:00:45,161 --> 01:00:47,246 My God, cut that out, would you? 836 01:00:47,371 --> 01:00:49,540 You ought to know better than to walk into somebody's house 837 01:00:49,665 --> 01:00:51,876 and start hitting people with your Rex Harrison hat! 838 01:00:52,001 --> 01:00:55,504 This is my daughter's home. Who the hell are you? 839 01:00:55,629 --> 01:00:59,467 Well, I'm a very dear, close personal friend of your grandson's. 840 01:00:59,592 --> 01:01:01,635 Henry, call the police. 841 01:01:01,761 --> 01:01:04,430 I will. I'll have you incarcerated. 842 01:01:04,555 --> 01:01:06,974 Here's the deal, folks. 843 01:01:07,099 --> 01:01:10,853 Gary and Wyatt, they created me on their computer. 844 01:01:10,978 --> 01:01:14,357 I'm not going to stand here and listen to this baloney. 845 01:01:14,482 --> 01:01:17,693 He won't, you know. He doesn't stand for baloney. 846 01:01:18,235 --> 01:01:21,364 Would you mind waiting here? I won't be a moment. 847 01:01:23,783 --> 01:01:25,785 Have you ever? 848 01:01:26,619 --> 01:01:27,912 Never. 849 01:01:28,913 --> 01:01:32,249 Excuse me, guys. Wyatt, your grandparents are downstairs. 850 01:01:32,375 --> 01:01:33,959 OK. Thanks, Lis. 851 01:01:38,214 --> 01:01:40,132 - Lisa! - Yes? 852 01:01:40,257 --> 01:01:42,301 Where are my grandparents? 853 01:01:42,885 --> 01:01:45,971 - Wyatt, your kitchen is blue. - You want to try one? 854 01:01:46,097 --> 01:01:47,973 Where are my grandparents, Lisa? 855 01:01:48,099 --> 01:01:50,309 They're all taken care of, OK? 856 01:01:57,358 --> 01:01:59,610 You're going to love this one. 857 01:02:05,408 --> 01:02:07,827 - Are they all right? - They're fine. 858 01:02:07,952 --> 01:02:12,665 In fact, they're better than fine. They're not aging anymore. 859 01:02:13,374 --> 01:02:15,167 See? They're smiling. 860 01:02:16,877 --> 01:02:19,422 Uh... Lisa, if any more of his relatives drop by, 861 01:02:19,547 --> 01:02:22,258 we'll be upstairs in the bathroom, OK? 862 01:02:22,383 --> 01:02:24,385 That's pretty sick, Lis. 863 01:02:24,844 --> 01:02:28,222 Those guys really need some self-confidence. 864 01:02:29,348 --> 01:02:34,687 A challenge. Something that'll bring out their inner strength and courage. 865 01:02:39,567 --> 01:02:41,610 I'm so bloody clever. 866 01:02:45,030 --> 01:02:46,323 Now! 867 01:03:34,830 --> 01:03:36,874 This Bud's for you. 868 01:03:44,590 --> 01:03:47,134 - This party's lame, Max. - What about the girls? 869 01:03:48,802 --> 01:03:50,804 Girls, shmirls! 870 01:04:11,659 --> 01:04:15,120 Lisa! What's going on? 871 01:04:16,288 --> 01:04:17,748 Aargh! 872 01:04:35,349 --> 01:04:37,726 Gary! Gary, Gary... 873 01:04:37,851 --> 01:04:39,645 Gary, listen to me. 874 01:04:39,770 --> 01:04:42,648 There are motorcycles in my house! 875 01:04:44,066 --> 01:04:46,777 Wyatt, there are killer mutants in your house, OK? 876 01:05:06,922 --> 01:05:09,216 Screw the house. 877 01:05:48,964 --> 01:05:50,341 Guys, you have uninvited guests. 878 01:05:50,466 --> 01:05:52,426 I think you better come out and ask them to leave. 879 01:05:52,551 --> 01:05:54,094 They're getting pretty rowdy. 880 01:05:59,683 --> 01:06:03,354 This is an excellent chance for you to prove your bravery and courage. 881 01:06:03,479 --> 01:06:06,482 Those are outdated concepts, alright? Excuse us. 882 01:06:07,858 --> 01:06:10,152 Don't let John Wayne hear you say that. 883 01:06:10,277 --> 01:06:12,363 The man is dead, Lisa, OK? 884 01:06:14,323 --> 01:06:17,076 Well, so are you, if you don't deal with this situation. 885 01:06:19,620 --> 01:06:21,246 No, thanks. 886 01:06:23,832 --> 01:06:25,959 Gary, do you feel like a chicken? 887 01:06:26,627 --> 01:06:29,838 Wyatt, if I could shoot an egg out my ass right now, I would. 888 01:06:32,132 --> 01:06:36,553 What about all these people? Will they think we're cowards? 889 01:06:38,097 --> 01:06:39,264 I don't know. 890 01:06:39,390 --> 01:06:42,184 Look, we can deal with shame, OK? Death is a much deeper issue. 891 01:07:07,960 --> 01:07:10,671 Uh... we're going to get you guys some drinks. 892 01:07:10,796 --> 01:07:12,631 You look like a Scotch man. You want some... 893 01:07:12,756 --> 01:07:14,800 - We're gonna get some stuff... - Ah! 894 01:07:16,051 --> 01:07:19,096 Is this your party? 895 01:07:20,472 --> 01:07:21,682 Uh... 896 01:07:22,725 --> 01:07:26,895 - Well, yeah kind of. - I don't know if you can call it a party. 897 01:07:27,020 --> 01:07:28,731 It's just a few friends. 898 01:07:28,856 --> 01:07:30,107 How come... 899 01:07:31,692 --> 01:07:35,821 ...two unpopular dicks like you 900 01:07:35,946 --> 01:07:37,740 is having a party? 901 01:07:38,407 --> 01:07:41,744 I don't know. I mean, I guess I was just asking myself that very question. 902 01:07:41,869 --> 01:07:44,538 - And I'm like dicks, sometimes... - Look, we're very sorry. 903 01:07:45,164 --> 01:07:49,126 How would you like all your friends here to know... 904 01:07:50,502 --> 01:07:54,298 ...that you wear a bra on your head? 905 01:08:02,347 --> 01:08:05,517 Tossed off into any good books lately, have we? 906 01:08:10,439 --> 01:08:13,942 You two can't even take a shower 907 01:08:15,027 --> 01:08:17,905 with a beautiful woman 908 01:08:18,030 --> 01:08:20,783 without wearing your jeans! 909 01:08:29,708 --> 01:08:31,376 You! 910 01:08:31,502 --> 01:08:33,086 Come here! 911 01:08:35,339 --> 01:08:36,799 Now! 912 01:08:55,984 --> 01:08:59,112 - Prepare to die, Wyatt. - Gary, I can't wait to die. 913 01:08:59,238 --> 01:09:01,657 - We are gonna kick... - Ass. 914 01:09:01,782 --> 01:09:04,576 OK. This is war. 915 01:09:04,701 --> 01:09:08,038 Hands off the girls. Let's leave the girls out of this. Hands off. 916 01:09:10,332 --> 01:09:12,918 I said hands off! Now! 917 01:09:23,804 --> 01:09:25,722 Why don't you shut up, bitch? 918 01:09:31,937 --> 01:09:34,857 And as for your ugly ass, let me tell you something. 919 01:09:34,982 --> 01:09:38,527 You don't come into my friend's house with your faggot friends, 920 01:09:38,652 --> 01:09:40,779 driving your motorbikes all over his floors, 921 01:09:40,904 --> 01:09:43,490 breaking windows, making a mess, stinking up the place. 922 01:09:43,615 --> 01:09:45,117 And believe me, you do stink. 923 01:09:49,746 --> 01:09:52,124 And here's what's gonna happen. 924 01:09:52,249 --> 01:09:53,917 You're gonna let go of the girls, 925 01:09:54,042 --> 01:09:57,421 and you're going to apologize to all these people. 926 01:09:57,546 --> 01:10:01,758 And you're gonna get on your bikes and pedal your ugly asses out of here. 927 01:10:05,053 --> 01:10:08,515 So now, we're gentlemen, so we're gonna give you a choice. 928 01:10:09,099 --> 01:10:11,226 Yeah, you can leave in peace... 929 01:10:15,606 --> 01:10:18,150 Or you can stay and die. 930 01:10:29,786 --> 01:10:31,496 Choice is yours. 931 01:11:10,744 --> 01:11:12,162 Get out of here. 932 01:11:17,501 --> 01:11:20,253 Beg your pardon. You have a lovely home. 933 01:11:21,296 --> 01:11:25,050 Terribly sorry. Call me. We'll have lunch. 934 01:11:25,175 --> 01:11:27,386 Can we keep this between us? 935 01:11:29,179 --> 01:11:31,598 I'd hate to lose my teaching job. 936 01:11:36,436 --> 01:11:37,854 God bless you. 937 01:11:49,074 --> 01:11:52,661 I can't believe... You know... Is everyone alright? I just want to know. 938 01:11:52,786 --> 01:11:54,871 This is so exciting. You know, we're heroes. 939 01:11:54,997 --> 01:11:57,332 These guys came into your house and we showed them down. 940 01:11:57,457 --> 01:12:00,961 I can't believe this. Know what we did? You and me saved all these people, Wyatt. 941 01:12:01,086 --> 01:12:02,838 You don't understand that. We're heroes. 942 01:12:02,963 --> 01:12:05,757 This could mean a guest shot on Phil Donahue. But this is exciting, man! 943 01:12:05,882 --> 01:12:07,092 - Gary! - What? 944 01:12:07,217 --> 01:12:10,595 - Where the hell did you get that thing? - Squirt gun, man. That's it. 945 01:12:21,523 --> 01:12:23,358 That's my boys. 946 01:12:34,619 --> 01:12:36,621 What a weird night, huh? 947 01:12:39,082 --> 01:12:41,626 You really weren't afraid of those guys? 948 01:12:44,713 --> 01:12:48,717 I was scared. But what could I do? 949 01:12:56,641 --> 01:13:00,979 It's probably a good idea for me not to ask too many questions about tonight. 950 01:13:01,104 --> 01:13:02,564 Probably. 951 01:13:02,689 --> 01:13:05,192 This is a sort of a night of weird shit. 952 01:13:05,317 --> 01:13:09,279 I was wondering if I can ask you something kind of strange? 953 01:13:15,035 --> 01:13:16,870 Would you kiss me? 954 01:13:19,623 --> 01:13:21,666 What about Ian? 955 01:13:24,753 --> 01:13:26,588 We all make mistakes. 956 01:13:29,633 --> 01:13:32,052 - OK. - OK... 957 01:13:33,845 --> 01:13:35,680 Where do you want it? 958 01:13:39,017 --> 01:13:41,603 Can I ask you a question? 959 01:13:41,728 --> 01:13:43,063 Yeah. 960 01:13:44,064 --> 01:13:46,108 How do you feel about Lisa? 961 01:13:47,275 --> 01:13:48,777 I love her. 962 01:13:50,445 --> 01:13:52,906 That's what I figured. 963 01:13:53,031 --> 01:13:54,449 But, um... 964 01:13:56,868 --> 01:13:59,454 ...I mean, it's definitely a different kind of love, you know. 965 01:13:59,579 --> 01:14:02,833 It's... it's more sisterly, you know, 966 01:14:02,958 --> 01:14:05,043 like big sisterly, kind of. 967 01:14:06,044 --> 01:14:07,963 But she's so beautiful. 968 01:14:11,299 --> 01:14:13,301 Yeah, she's really beautiful. 969 01:14:14,594 --> 01:14:17,097 And her body is... 970 01:14:17,222 --> 01:14:18,849 It's gorgeous. 971 01:14:19,933 --> 01:14:21,768 It's a nice figure. 972 01:14:22,894 --> 01:14:24,146 So... 973 01:14:27,065 --> 01:14:29,818 I mean, what would I be compared to her? 974 01:14:30,735 --> 01:14:36,575 Deb, Lisa is everything I ever wanted in a girl... 975 01:14:38,451 --> 01:14:41,121 ...before I knew what I wanted. 976 01:14:41,246 --> 01:14:46,459 I know that if I could do it again... I'd make her just like you. 977 01:14:50,046 --> 01:14:51,506 Honest. 978 01:15:00,515 --> 01:15:03,768 Dead honest. I'm like... I... You know, I... 979 01:15:03,894 --> 01:15:05,604 I gotta tell you cos I'm really honest when I say that. 980 01:15:05,729 --> 01:15:08,565 I'm so very honest. I mean that. 981 01:15:59,824 --> 01:16:01,493 What the hell? 982 01:16:03,954 --> 01:16:07,540 That little bastard. That little... 983 01:16:08,750 --> 01:16:11,086 Please don't let him have messed up my room. 984 01:16:11,211 --> 01:16:13,546 If my room's OK, I won't kill him, I promise. 985 01:16:13,672 --> 01:16:15,840 I'll just hurt him real bad. 986 01:16:44,953 --> 01:16:46,371 Freeze. 987 01:16:48,123 --> 01:16:49,374 Chet! 988 01:16:49,958 --> 01:16:52,252 Where's my brother? 989 01:16:52,377 --> 01:16:53,712 Ow! 990 01:16:54,671 --> 01:16:57,215 Uhh... I don't know. 991 01:16:58,550 --> 01:17:00,385 You're dead meat, pilgrim. 992 01:17:02,762 --> 01:17:04,931 Um... 993 01:17:05,056 --> 01:17:07,809 Chet, Chet, Chet, Chet, Chet, that's her nose. Come on. 994 01:17:07,934 --> 01:17:09,686 Now, look, she has nothing to do with it. 995 01:17:09,811 --> 01:17:13,106 OK. You die. 996 01:17:13,231 --> 01:17:15,900 She walks out of here with a severe limp. 997 01:17:21,906 --> 01:17:22,991 Aargh. 998 01:17:23,992 --> 01:17:25,618 I'll be back. 999 01:17:30,623 --> 01:17:35,003 That's Wyatt's older brother, Chet. He's kind of an asshole. 1000 01:17:38,048 --> 01:17:39,799 Oh, hi, Chet. 1001 01:17:39,924 --> 01:17:43,178 What the hell is going on around here? 1002 01:17:43,303 --> 01:17:45,221 Chet, I'm sorry, it was an accident. 1003 01:17:45,347 --> 01:17:47,599 An accident? An accident? 1004 01:17:48,433 --> 01:17:52,062 Do you realize it's snowing in my room, goddamn it? 1005 01:17:52,854 --> 01:17:54,856 Some real weird shit happened, Chet. Some real weird... 1006 01:17:54,981 --> 01:17:58,777 You don't have to be a genius to figure that out, monkey dick. 1007 01:18:00,695 --> 01:18:04,574 - Start talking, little man. - Look, Chet, it's a real long story. 1008 01:18:04,699 --> 01:18:06,576 Gary and I were messing around with the computer Friday night, 1009 01:18:06,701 --> 01:18:09,329 and we decided to make a woman, and she went crazy and messed up the house. 1010 01:18:09,454 --> 01:18:12,415 Don't smart-mouth me, you wormy little shit! 1011 01:18:12,540 --> 01:18:14,000 Why don't you just leave him alone? 1012 01:18:14,125 --> 01:18:16,586 Stay out of this, bimbo. This is a family matter. 1013 01:18:16,711 --> 01:18:20,465 Chet, just let me find Lisa. She can explain everything. 1014 01:18:20,590 --> 01:18:23,843 She'll clear everything up, Chet. I swear. Chet. 1015 01:18:23,968 --> 01:18:28,515 You can have my college money and my social security, Chet. 1016 01:18:29,974 --> 01:18:31,851 Chet... 1017 01:18:34,104 --> 01:18:38,191 So, you guys think you can pull one over on me, huh? 1018 01:18:38,316 --> 01:18:39,651 Huh? 1019 01:18:39,776 --> 01:18:43,488 You got everybody synched to the same bullshit story. 1020 01:18:43,613 --> 01:18:47,075 This isn't bullshit. This is a Pershing missile, Chip. 1021 01:18:47,200 --> 01:18:49,035 It's Chet. 1022 01:18:49,536 --> 01:18:51,162 My name is Chet. 1023 01:18:53,123 --> 01:18:56,084 And I didn't think it was a whale's dick, honey. 1024 01:18:59,963 --> 01:19:01,965 Hi, Nanny. Hi, Grampy. 1025 01:19:03,925 --> 01:19:06,302 I'm not a moron, you know. I... 1026 01:19:10,181 --> 01:19:11,850 Was that my grandparents? 1027 01:19:17,564 --> 01:19:20,900 - Are they dead? - Oh, no, they're just resting. 1028 01:19:21,025 --> 01:19:23,445 What are they doing in here? 1029 01:19:23,570 --> 01:19:25,864 I put them in there. 1030 01:19:25,989 --> 01:19:28,700 I didn't want the boys to get into trouble. 1031 01:19:29,367 --> 01:19:32,579 And quite frankly, they weren't having a very good time at the party. 1032 01:19:32,704 --> 01:19:34,456 Not having a good time? 1033 01:19:34,581 --> 01:19:38,168 Do you think they're having a good time being catatonic in a closet? 1034 01:19:39,794 --> 01:19:44,174 Do you have any idea how disrespectful that is? 1035 01:19:45,175 --> 01:19:49,804 Boy, I wouldn't give a squirt of piss for your ass right now. 1036 01:19:55,268 --> 01:19:58,271 OK, that's quite enough. You guys get the girls home. 1037 01:19:58,396 --> 01:20:02,567 Wyatt, take the Porsche. Gary, you take the Ferrari. 1038 01:20:02,692 --> 01:20:03,943 The Ferrari? 1039 01:20:05,111 --> 01:20:07,113 I want to be alone with Chet here. 1040 01:20:07,238 --> 01:20:09,282 - Good to see you again, Chet. - Get out of here! 1041 01:20:09,407 --> 01:20:11,409 Come on, take your little hussies home! 1042 01:20:11,534 --> 01:20:14,204 Their parents are probably worried sick. 1043 01:20:16,748 --> 01:20:22,003 Lady, I want to get to the bottom of this, A.S.A.F.P. 1044 01:20:22,128 --> 01:20:23,963 Oh, so do I. 1045 01:20:26,257 --> 01:20:29,802 But first, I'd like to... butter your muffin. 1046 01:20:29,928 --> 01:20:31,930 Why do you have to be such a wanker? 1047 01:20:32,055 --> 01:20:34,098 Because I get off on it. 1048 01:20:34,224 --> 01:20:38,353 Now I want you to promise that you'll keep your big mouth shut 1049 01:20:38,478 --> 01:20:41,105 about everything that has happened here this weekend. 1050 01:20:41,231 --> 01:20:44,901 And I want you to treat Wyatt and Gary with dignity and respect. 1051 01:20:45,026 --> 01:20:46,819 Oh, really? 1052 01:20:46,945 --> 01:20:48,696 Yeah. Oh, really. 1053 01:20:50,448 --> 01:20:56,371 I can be a real serious bitch if I don't get what I want. 1054 01:20:56,496 --> 01:21:00,250 Ooh, hit me with your best shot. 1055 01:21:06,089 --> 01:21:08,174 How fast are you going? 1056 01:21:08,299 --> 01:21:09,801 About 35. 1057 01:21:21,521 --> 01:21:25,316 - Wait. This can't be right. - Are you looking at the RPMs? 1058 01:21:25,441 --> 01:21:28,736 No, I think I'm looking at about fifty tickets. 1059 01:21:44,210 --> 01:21:45,628 Bye! 1060 01:22:16,117 --> 01:22:17,952 Goddamn train! 1061 01:22:18,077 --> 01:22:20,330 Oh, my. Phew! 1062 01:22:21,247 --> 01:22:23,166 That was great! 1063 01:22:32,175 --> 01:22:33,593 You son of a bitch! 1064 01:22:33,718 --> 01:22:37,347 Al! Al! Al, that was Gary! 1065 01:22:37,472 --> 01:22:40,016 Who is this Gary character? 1066 01:22:42,810 --> 01:22:45,313 I had a really great time last night. 1067 01:22:46,814 --> 01:22:50,360 I'll probably be grounded for a month or so, but... 1068 01:22:52,111 --> 01:22:53,738 I'll wait for you. 1069 01:23:29,440 --> 01:23:31,275 Hilly! 1070 01:23:31,401 --> 01:23:33,027 I love you! 1071 01:23:40,368 --> 01:23:41,994 Alright! 1072 01:23:47,375 --> 01:23:49,252 I want to thank you for a great night. 1073 01:23:49,377 --> 01:23:50,795 Same here. 1074 01:23:53,214 --> 01:23:55,466 Deb, I have kind of a confession to make. 1075 01:23:59,637 --> 01:24:01,723 I'm really not this cool. 1076 01:24:03,266 --> 01:24:05,309 That's not my car. 1077 01:24:05,435 --> 01:24:07,854 This is not my suit. 1078 01:24:07,979 --> 01:24:10,606 I mean, none of those people were my friends. 1079 01:24:11,691 --> 01:24:14,110 Why are you telling me all of this? 1080 01:24:16,070 --> 01:24:18,823 Because I want you to like me for what I am. 1081 01:24:18,948 --> 01:24:21,409 Whatever you are, I like it. 1082 01:24:41,429 --> 01:24:45,224 Well, um, I'd better get going, cos, um... 1083 01:24:46,726 --> 01:24:48,770 ...Wyatt and I still have to deal with Chet. 1084 01:24:48,895 --> 01:24:50,938 Quit screwing around! 1085 01:24:51,063 --> 01:24:54,066 This ain't funny, you stupid bitch! 1086 01:24:54,192 --> 01:24:57,111 Oh, now careful, Chet. Don't make me angry. 1087 01:24:57,236 --> 01:24:58,571 Sorry. 1088 01:25:01,949 --> 01:25:03,785 That's better. 1089 01:25:03,910 --> 01:25:07,371 Would you please turn me back to normal, please? 1090 01:25:07,497 --> 01:25:09,999 I haven't done anything to you. 1091 01:25:10,124 --> 01:25:12,543 No, but you've done plenty to your brother. 1092 01:25:12,668 --> 01:25:16,047 - Like what? - Well, let me see... 1093 01:25:16,172 --> 01:25:19,217 You've nagged him, harassed him, suppressed him, 1094 01:25:19,342 --> 01:25:22,386 kept him in fear of you, extorted money from him. 1095 01:25:22,512 --> 01:25:24,597 It's done out of love. 1096 01:25:25,264 --> 01:25:28,559 Just for that, I ought to give you a set of elephant balls. 1097 01:25:34,732 --> 01:25:38,736 Give me your word that you'll leave Wyatt and Gary alone, 1098 01:25:38,861 --> 01:25:40,488 and I'll change you back. 1099 01:25:40,613 --> 01:25:43,199 Oh, all right. 1100 01:25:43,324 --> 01:25:45,326 Shake on it, huh? 1101 01:25:47,537 --> 01:25:49,914 No, thanks. I'd rather not. 1102 01:25:51,040 --> 01:25:53,000 Wait! Where are you going? 1103 01:25:54,043 --> 01:25:56,295 Well, I have to go and get changed. 1104 01:25:56,420 --> 01:25:59,048 - What about me? - What about you? You'll be fine. 1105 01:25:59,173 --> 01:26:01,717 It just takes a little while for the effect to wear off, OK? 1106 01:26:14,188 --> 01:26:15,356 Well? 1107 01:26:16,649 --> 01:26:18,484 I'm in love. 1108 01:26:18,609 --> 01:26:21,320 - It's great, isn't it? - The best. 1109 01:26:21,445 --> 01:26:23,990 You know, I'll tell you, Wyatt, 1110 01:26:24,115 --> 01:26:26,075 I think things are turning around for us. 1111 01:26:26,200 --> 01:26:27,618 I mean it. 1112 01:26:27,743 --> 01:26:29,829 OK, what about Lisa? 1113 01:26:33,583 --> 01:26:35,710 Well, I think we're gonna have to have a talk with her. 1114 01:26:37,587 --> 01:26:39,338 Think she'll understand? 1115 01:26:40,381 --> 01:26:43,009 I think so. I mean, uh... 1116 01:26:43,134 --> 01:26:45,678 I sure as hell wouldn't want to date you. 1117 01:26:47,388 --> 01:26:49,724 You're not my type, you know. 1118 01:26:55,897 --> 01:26:57,523 Chet? 1119 01:26:58,441 --> 01:26:59,650 Chet? 1120 01:27:01,527 --> 01:27:02,945 Hi, dudes! 1121 01:27:07,199 --> 01:27:09,368 I'm sorry, Wyatt. 1122 01:27:09,493 --> 01:27:12,872 I'm sorry for being such a shit to you all these years. 1123 01:27:13,581 --> 01:27:16,667 And, gee, well, I want you to know that... 1124 01:27:17,960 --> 01:27:19,670 ...I love you. 1125 01:27:24,592 --> 01:27:26,594 That's nasty, Wyatt. 1126 01:27:27,470 --> 01:27:29,472 That's Chet, Gary. 1127 01:27:30,973 --> 01:27:33,017 Hey, hey, huh... 1128 01:27:39,065 --> 01:27:40,316 Hmm! 1129 01:27:42,151 --> 01:27:43,611 Oh, my God! 1130 01:27:46,530 --> 01:27:48,074 Lisa? 1131 01:27:48,199 --> 01:27:49,784 In here! 1132 01:27:49,909 --> 01:27:52,244 - Lisa? - Yeah? 1133 01:27:53,245 --> 01:27:56,457 - You saw Chet? - Yes, I did. 1134 01:27:56,582 --> 01:27:58,584 You responsible? 1135 01:27:59,669 --> 01:28:01,087 Yes, I am. 1136 01:28:01,212 --> 01:28:03,422 Lisa, we can't have him like that. 1137 01:28:04,924 --> 01:28:06,968 It'd ruin Christmas. 1138 01:28:08,344 --> 01:28:10,596 Listen, he's gonna be fine in half an hour. 1139 01:28:10,721 --> 01:28:13,933 He's not going to spoil Christmas. 1140 01:28:14,058 --> 01:28:17,269 And he's not going to bug you anymore, either. 1141 01:28:17,395 --> 01:28:19,230 Um... 1142 01:28:20,106 --> 01:28:23,192 Lisa, we have to have a talk with you. 1143 01:28:23,317 --> 01:28:25,528 What's on your mind? 1144 01:28:26,320 --> 01:28:29,281 I really don't know how to say this to you. 1145 01:28:29,949 --> 01:28:32,034 You guys found girlfriends, right? 1146 01:28:34,453 --> 01:28:38,249 Fell in love with the two girls, and they fell in love with you. 1147 01:28:39,250 --> 01:28:41,669 That's all I ever wanted for you. 1148 01:28:42,670 --> 01:28:44,255 You're not hurt? 1149 01:28:45,840 --> 01:28:48,050 Yeah, sure I'm hurt. 1150 01:28:48,884 --> 01:28:51,345 But I wouldn't change it. 1151 01:28:53,097 --> 01:28:57,351 I'm really just getting off seeing you two guys straightened out. 1152 01:29:06,902 --> 01:29:08,904 I have to go. 1153 01:29:25,463 --> 01:29:26,839 Oh... 1154 01:29:27,840 --> 01:29:29,925 I've had a wonderful time. 1155 01:29:40,478 --> 01:29:42,146 Lisa... 1156 01:29:44,690 --> 01:29:46,108 Bye. 1157 01:31:04,103 --> 01:31:05,521 Boys? 1158 01:31:06,522 --> 01:31:08,107 We're home! 1159 01:31:13,070 --> 01:31:16,532 - Hi, Mr. Donnelly. How are you? - Hi, honey. 1160 01:31:17,116 --> 01:31:19,785 - Dad, hi. - No, no, no, no. Like a man. 1161 01:31:20,744 --> 01:31:24,081 So, what did you guys do this weekend? 1162 01:31:24,206 --> 01:31:27,293 - Not much. - Just hung around the house, you know. 1163 01:31:27,418 --> 01:31:29,420 Daddy had this crazy notion 1164 01:31:29,545 --> 01:31:33,132 you guys might throw a party or do something nutty. 1165 01:31:33,257 --> 01:31:34,925 - Ha-ha! - Shit. 1166 01:31:35,050 --> 01:31:36,468 - Not us. - Not here. 1167 01:31:36,594 --> 01:31:37,887 No way. 1168 01:31:59,992 --> 01:32:01,493 Shh, shh! 1169 01:32:22,514 --> 01:32:26,894 OK... drop and give me twenty. 1170 01:32:31,482 --> 01:32:34,151 ♪ She's alive! 1171 01:32:34,276 --> 01:32:36,570 - ♪ Alive! - ♪ Weird science 1172 01:32:42,368 --> 01:32:44,578 ♪ Weird science 1173 01:32:44,703 --> 01:32:46,789 ♪ Plastic tubes and pots and pans 1174 01:32:46,914 --> 01:32:49,291 ♪ Bits and pieces and magic from my hand 1175 01:32:49,416 --> 01:32:52,294 - ♪ We're making weird science - ♪ Ooh! 1176 01:32:52,419 --> 01:32:54,213 ♪ Plastic tubes and pots and pans 1177 01:32:54,338 --> 01:32:57,508 ♪ Bits and pieces and bits and pieces and bits... 1178 01:32:57,633 --> 01:32:59,385 ♪ My creation 1179 01:32:59,510 --> 01:33:01,095 ♪ Is it real? 1180 01:33:01,220 --> 01:33:04,181 ♪ It's my creation, Ooh, my creation 1181 01:33:04,306 --> 01:33:06,141 ♪ It's my creation... 1182 01:33:19,863 --> 01:33:21,282 ♪ Weird! 1183 01:33:21,907 --> 01:33:23,367 ♪ Ooh! 1184 01:33:27,621 --> 01:33:29,832 - ♪ Weird science - ♪ Ooh! 1185 01:33:29,957 --> 01:33:31,792 ♪ Magic and technology 1186 01:33:31,917 --> 01:33:34,378 ♪ Voodoo dolls and chants, electricity 1187 01:33:34,503 --> 01:33:36,714 ♪ We're making weird science 1188 01:33:37,423 --> 01:33:39,258 ♪ Fantasy and microchips 1189 01:33:39,383 --> 01:33:42,469 ♪ Bits and pieces and bits and pieces and bits... 1190 01:33:42,594 --> 01:33:44,263 ♪ My creation 1191 01:33:44,388 --> 01:33:46,140 ♪ Is it real? 1192 01:33:46,265 --> 01:33:49,727 ♪ It's my creation, I do not know 1193 01:33:49,852 --> 01:33:51,520 ♪ No hesitation 1194 01:33:51,645 --> 01:33:53,605 ♪ No heart of gold 1195 01:33:53,731 --> 01:33:55,441 ♪ Just flesh and blood 1196 01:33:55,566 --> 01:33:57,901 ♪ I do not know, I do not know! 1197 01:33:58,027 --> 01:33:59,945 ♪ From my heart and from my hand 1198 01:34:00,070 --> 01:34:03,324 ♪ Why don't people understand my intentions? 1199 01:34:04,700 --> 01:34:07,703 ♪ Ooh! Weird science 1200 01:34:07,828 --> 01:34:10,873 ♪ Ooh! Ooh! 1201 01:34:13,500 --> 01:34:15,836 ♪ Weird science 1202 01:34:15,961 --> 01:34:17,755 ♪ Magic and technology 1203 01:34:17,880 --> 01:34:19,757 ♪ Voodoo dolls and chants 1204 01:34:20,966 --> 01:34:23,260 ♪ Weird science 1205 01:34:23,385 --> 01:34:25,262 ♪ Things we've never seen before 1206 01:34:25,387 --> 01:34:27,056 ♪ Behind bolted doors 1207 01:34:27,181 --> 01:34:30,225 ♪ Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Weird science 1208 01:34:30,351 --> 01:34:31,810 ♪ Ooh! 1209 01:34:35,731 --> 01:34:37,066 ♪ Weird! 1210 01:34:43,530 --> 01:34:45,240 ♪ Weird science 1211 01:34:50,788 --> 01:34:52,790 ♪ Weird science 1212 01:34:52,915 --> 01:34:55,167 ♪ Ooh! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! 1213 01:34:55,292 --> 01:34:58,587 ♪ Bits and pieces, Bits and pieces 1214 01:34:58,712 --> 01:35:00,589 ♪ Weird science 1215 01:35:09,807 --> 01:35:11,642 ♪ My creation 1216 01:35:11,767 --> 01:35:13,352 ♪ Is it real? 1217 01:35:13,477 --> 01:35:16,855 ♪ It's my creation, I do not know 1218 01:35:16,980 --> 01:35:19,066 ♪ Ooh, my creation 1219 01:35:19,191 --> 01:35:20,776 ♪ Is it real? 1220 01:35:20,901 --> 01:35:23,946 ♪ Just flesh and blood, Just flesh and blood 1221 01:35:24,071 --> 01:35:26,031 ♪ Just flesh and blood 1222 01:35:42,589 --> 01:35:45,175 - ♪ Weird science - ♪ Weird science 1223 01:35:48,262 --> 01:35:50,722 - ♪ Weird science - ♪ Weird science 1224 01:35:53,892 --> 01:35:56,562 - ♪ Weird science - ♪ Weird science 1225 01:35:57,729 --> 01:36:00,941 ♪ Weird, weird, weird, weird science... ♪ 87659