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English subs by john420 Blue indicates dialogue spoken in German

You are sending your love message to your boyfriend?

My boyfriend? He commit suicide.

Suicide?

I hope so.

This is your camera?

Are you gonna take pictures of what we see tonight?

Yes.

Like professional?

Why don't you take a photo of me and this sweet German waiter?

And we send it to my boyfriend?

I love the way you smell tonight.

Just say it already!

You say it first!

It's a stupid game!

If you really just want to hear those three little words

then you know exactly what to do, Lucia.

All you have to do is say them to me and I promise you will get them right back.

I hate you.

It isn't such a stupid game. You still don't wanna lose.

Neither do you!

Guess that's what makes us a perfect...

Match.

Are those the others?

Bonsoir!

They don't look like they're ready to go clubbing.

You didn't tell me the other two were women.

I didn't?

So you're the guide?

You can call me Dante.

Hey. Erm, I'm Mickey and this is Mallory.

Natural Born Killers. Very cool. You're from the States, right?

Why the nickname? Isn't it a little silly?

No. What we are going to do isn't exactly legal so you don't know my name. I don't know your name.

Our identities are safe, you know, in case the authorities get involved.

Mickey and Mallory, this is Haiku and Olympia. Correct?

Hi.

You can leave your stuff in the car.

This is for you.

Save your batteries. We're gonna need them underground.

Where's the entrance?

You're gonna drag us in a club? You promised us something special.

You will get something special.

[Heavy metal]

Okay guys. I'll be back in a second.

Hey!

Hey!

You're his friends?

Er, kind of.

We never met before.

Yeah but he comes highly recommended.

How about you two? You and Olympia know each other?

No. She's from France and I'm from Korea. We just met this afternoon.

So no one knows anyone else here and we're following a stranger into the basement of a club.

Does it make anyone else a little nervous?

It's an adventure.

Just relax. This is going to be a blast.

Okay guys. Sorry you had to wait.

This is the best entrance if you want to reach our goal on time.

I will show you. Wait a sec.

We're about here. The most exciting route leads to here.

It's two hours' walk.

So once we get there, we return to this place and still have time to party.

Yeah but what's the surprise? You promised something special.

Berlin underground is special.

But you're right. I promised you a surprise.

This is a special bunker - the Fahrerbunker - just recently discovered and immediately walled up again.

But, the... the Führerbunker?

No, no - the Fahrerbunker.

Fahrer means driver, like the chauffeurs of Adolf Hitler.

It has a lot of unusual Nazi war drawings.

War drawings?

Old Nazi graffiti from the Second World War.

That's why they walled it up again, so neo-Nazis won't come to worship.

So how are we going to see it if it's all walled up?

My fee is three hundred a head. But you pay me after the tour.

If you don't like it, you don't have to pay me at all.

But if you like it, though, please recommend me to other urban explorers.

Welcome to the dark side of Berlin.

Bats.

I hate bats.

Almost fifteen species live in Berlin.

Shooting place.

Nazi shooting gallery?

Stasi - East German secret police. It's one of their former shooting galleries.

Don't!

Why?

Bad luck.

Throw it away!

What's the matter?

Border barrier.

Which border?

Between East and West Berlin. It's of the time of the Berlin Wall.

Okay, so where do we go now?

A little detour.

Wow!

How deep are we?

Twenty-five meters underground. During the Third Reich, slave workers had to sleep here.

Cold?

I got a sweater in my backpack. I can get it for you.

I'm okay.

[Distant thud]

Le phosphore.

[Dog snarling]

What's going on?

We don't want any trouble. I am the leader of this group. Sorry...

The camera.

Why?

What does he want?

That bitch will give us the camera!

But it's hers!

She took our photograph.

[Lucia] What is he saying?

That she photographed them.

I can delete the picture!

She can delete the picture!

[Dog barks and snarls]

All gone! Gone!

They have been deleted, okay?

I look!

[Dog barks]

I look!

[Dog yelps in pain]

Not bad, little bitch.

We will meet again, babe.

Come on. Let's leave these weirdos alone to play.

Who were those shits?

No idea. Maybe some criminals, I don't know.

Criminals?!

Yeah. Maybe they hide something down here, I don't know.

Let's get going if we still want to reach the Fahrerbunker, the one with the graffiti.

Are you sure? Maybe we should go back.

No, no. They won't follow us.

Come on.

It's an adventure.

Let's just roll with it.

[Lucia] Are you sure they won't follow us?

[Dante] Yeah.

Shitheads.

[Scoffs] You're kidding!

You want us to actually wear these?

You're free to go without them. Watch the eels though.

Eels?

Don't worry.

They're down here for seventy years. They're more afraid of you than you are of them.

[Girls squeal and giggle] [Haiku] You tickle!

Don't you dare!

Don't! Don't!

[Girls giggling]

[Girls scream]

[Dante] Let's move on before they get too friendly.

[Dante] Go ahead. Sit down. Coffee's included.

So how many times have you done this?

Into the underground?

I've been playing around down here since I was fourteen.

But, er, just started leading tours a year ago so maybe ten times now.

How did the piano get here?

Maybe some commercial.

Commercial?

Yeah. Maybe they shot some commercial down here. I heard about it once.

[Olympia] Strange.

But maybe it belongs to the Odin people.

The "Odin people"?

Nah. Better forget what I just said.

No! No, no, no, no! Now you have to tell us!

It's something very German. Foreigners may not understand.

Ever heard of the Reichsflugscheibe?

[Scoffs] He's conning us.

What's the "Reichsflugscheibe"?

Reichsflugscheibe. It's a Nazi technology, a spaceship named Odin.

Hitler was obsessed with conquering space as well as the earth.

How come I've never heard of this?

Because it's bullshit!

Okay, if you don't want to hear about it...

No, no, no, no! No, no. I'm listening.

The Odin was a massive space rocket, built and stored deep under Berlin.

The crew were the best of the best, the power of the coming race.

And they were subjected to... experiments.

Experiments?

They did terrible things in the name of science

like lengthening life spans, building extreme tolerance to pain

combining their genes with non-human strains.

Several died.

And the ones who didn't die went mad and turned on the doctors.

And the project was abandoned.

Some say they're still down here, roaming the caverns and tunnels.

And the piano?

They use it to cast a spell over people.

They attract foreigners with German romantic piano music and kidnap them to do slave labour on board of their spacecraft.

[Others laugh]

You don't believe me, right?

But there are many blank spots on the map of underground Berlin.

The substructures go down six levels in some places.

Why so deep?

Who knows?

Great story but when are you going to show us the real stuff - you know, the graffiti?

The Fahrerbunker?

Yeah!

That's still about forty minutes' walk.

Let's get started.

[Screams]

[Dante] It's very close now.

[Glass shatters loudly]

[Dante] Okay. Walk in the middle.

How many clients did he lose here already?

I've never been here before, even myself.

You wanted to go to special places, didn't you?

Okay, this is it.

Why did they wall it up again?

So the ones who can't change won't come here to worship.

What do you mean? Which ones?

Like neo-Nazis.

Maybe even people like us who want to see it with our own eyes.

You want us to go back, now?

Okay then.

You coming?

Shields? Nazis didn't use shields.

They're just symbols.

[Denis] Symbols of what?

[Dante] They're protecting family, friendship, industry, agriculture.

[Haiku] He's staring at us.

Maybe he is falling for you.

[Camera countdown timer beeps]

[Dante] Ready to go back to the club?

Dante!

[Dante screams]

[Olympia screams]

Dante?!

[Screams]

[Gasping for breath]

Dante?

[Dante moaning and gasping]

Can you move?

Kris! My name is Kris!

Oh my God.

[Dante screams]

What's happening?

He broke his thigh bone. It's, er, pretty bad.

Kris?

What do you think you're doing?

I have to help him.

Yeah, we will.

Lucia?

I have to go down there?

Why does she go down?

Because I'm a nurse.

I am so sorry!

He's in really bad shape and we won't be able to move him.

I need the two of you to go and get help. Can you remember your way out of here?

Yeah.

Make sure you don't forget your way back here. We'll be waiting for you down there.

Let's go.

You can do this.

Ay Dios mío!

Don't we have any painkillers or something?

He's unconscious right now. He doesn't need any.

I could use some.

So what now?

We wait for help to come.

Is he gonna make it?

He's lost a lot of blood. He probably has some internal bleeding.

He's in bad shape and he needs a lot more help than I can give him.

What is it? You cannot remember the way back?

Yes, I remember.

But something's changed.

Let's go on.

[Denis sighs]

Where the hell are they?

Maybe they got them.

Who?

Those creeps.

Or the Odin crew.

[Denis laughs drily]

[Sounds of movement above]

It's a light!

Where?

There.

Who is it?

[Laughs]

What the hell are you doing there? You scared the life out of me.

Do you speak English?

No, no, only German and a little Russian. Do you speak German?

A little.

Good.

Why were you hiding here?

We thought you were someone else.

And him?

What's his problem?

[Laughs quietly]

So you are foreigners, yes?

Yes, from America.

My friend is from Venezuela.

How do you speak German?

I studied in Freiburg.

Freiburg, eh?

And now you are here as an "Urban Explorer"?

Yeah.

And something went wrong.

Your friend needs a doctor. In an hour at the latest.

An hour?

Yes, otherwise he needs a coffin. Do you understand?

We could take him to my post.

Where is that?

Not far. And there is an emergency phone.

How will we get him there?

I'll go and get my stretcher.

I'll be right back.

He said he's going to get a stretcher so we can get Dante... Kris to a hospital.

He said Kris is gonna die if we don't get him to a doctor soon.

He has an emergency phone at his place.

Should one of us stay here? What if the girls come back?

They've been gone for a long time. They may not be coming back.

They wouldn't just ditch us!

I really don't care about them right now. We need to deal with Kris.

Take these off me, boy.

Where did you get these so quickly?

There are lots of these in all bunkers, boy.

Don't you have eyes in your head? Are they working?

Now help me.

Are you alone down here?

Who else would there be?

I don't know.

We are worried about our friends.

Which friends?

There were five of us.

Two went to get help. But we don't know where they are now.

[Scoffs]

You are a right pair of jokers.

Now come on. Give me a hand.

[Grunts with effort]

A message for the girls, in case they come back.

This is no place for children like you.

We're really sorry.

Well come on. Give me a hand.

[Whispering] Where is he taking us?

I don't know. To his place?

We're walking forever.

We'll be there in a minute.

How do you know?

I don't know, all right? Look, I'm just going by what he told me.

We'll be all right, okay?

It's gonna be all right.

How Quickly Life Is Over

Is this it?

I hope so.

Take two bowls and get some food. You need it. In the meantime I'll call for help.

No. They broke through in the south corridor. One fell.

Spectacular open thigh fracture.

Yes, I know. That ought to make everything secure.

But that doesn't help us now.

So, you will hurry?

Good.

Not the newest, but reliable.

I got through. The paramedics are on their way.

[Quietly] Why does he have all of this?

All what?

Look around. He could start his own hospital down here.

Doesn't look very Third Reich to me.

Maybe he's East German.

East German?

Was this once a base of the People's Army?

GT.

What is GT?

The GDR Border Troops. I worked there, stupid.

He said he used to work at the border patrol.

As what?

I was border reconnaissance, special assignment outside of regular border service.

[Armin laughs]

[Laughs nervously]

But not now. Today everything is different.

But back then I was on special training in the USSR. And even in Afghanistan.

My dear boy, we gunned down the damn Mujahideen in our Mi-24.

[Mimics machine gun sound]

Until the Yanks equipped them with those goddamned rockets.

They were animals.

When they caught one of our guys... [Laughs]

one as pretty as you...

then they went to the Harem.

They dressed him in women's clothes, put on a wig, and had a fun time with him.

And when they had enough of him, then they help him take off his shirt.

What shirt?

Is he always so slow on the uptake?

You separate the skin around his hips

and then pull it over his head.

While he looks like an idiot washing the laundry.

Just like you.

Well, is it tasty?

Very nice.

Then have another bowl. There is enough there.

Does he live down here?

Do you still live down here?

Nah. It's just a sentry post.

But there is no border any more.

I mean, the inner German border. Germany is reunited now.

So they say.

And what exactly do you do now?

[Laughs] "Top secret."

If I was to tell you this now, then I would have to kill you.

[Laughs nervously]

I wonder how many people he shot trying to cross the border.

What did she say?

Nothing.

Nothing? Are you taking the piss?

She wanted to know what you did on the border, and did you shoot at refugees.

You mean illegal border crossers?

Yes.

When other means are not enough,

in order to prevent betrayal of the workers' and peasants' state,

then I had to shoot them unfortunately.

[Laughs]

Don't make such a long face. This was years ago.

I will have a look for these paramedics.

Thank you.

It's okay.

We shouldn't have asked him that.

What?

If he shot people at the border.

Well, did he?

Never mind.

Is everything okay?

Yes, yes, it's fine.

Thanks again for your help.

No problem.

I don't know what would have happened to us...

if you had not found...

As I said, everything is fine.

[Armin laughs]

[Sound of subway train passing overhead]

[Lucia nearby] No!

[Lucia screams hysterically]

[Lucia] Help me!

[Lucia screams]

[Lucia's screams echo]

[Lucia screams]

[Lucia] Help! Oh God! Help me, please, somebody!

[Lucia screams]

What's all this whining?

Now stop crying.

What do you want from me?

- No! - You asked for it.

Seeing stars?

Please, please, let me go!

[Bag bursts loudly]

Next time I count to a hundred.

Give me the names. I know you are not here on your own.

Who are the people behind your organisation?

Fine.

One.

Two.

I am more stubborn than you.

But in the end everybody talks.

What do you want from me?

I want the names.

I won't say anything, okay? Please, please!

[Armin] I want the names! The Names! The Names!

Denis! Denis!

[Loud clang from outside]

[Lucia] Oh God, get me out of...

Shush! We have to be quiet.

Where is he? Where is the little rat?

You will not tell me?

Do you want me to cut here?

Or maybe one or two here?

Back the fuck off!

Careful. Those custom-made ones backfire.

Just leave her alone!

Get away from her now!

[Gunshot] [Lucia screams]

No!

Denis!

[Gunshot]

[Gunshot]

Kill him! Denis, shoot him! Kill him! Please!

[Gun clicks]

Wait here.

Where are you going?

Don't leave me here!

Just stay here, okay?

Get down!

[Denis] Come on.

Let's go.

Denis?

Denis?

[Door clangs]

You're bleeding.

I'm fine.

Are you all right?

Yeah, I'm okay.

We're going to get out of here, okay? I promise.

Okay.

Denis!

[Clattering nearby]

He's coming.

There's a ledge. It's just beneath you.

You can stand on it.

No, don't let go!

If I don't let you go, he'll kill us both.

Trust me.

Okay.

Just stay put.

Lucia?

Here.

Can you climb up here?

I don't know. I don't think so.

Reach up.

Shit.

All right. Listen to me.

I have to go back and get the ropes.

No! No!

I can't reach you without the ropes.

No! Don't leave me here!

I'll only be gone for a moment.

No!

I need you to be strong and be silent.

He might come back. But he won't see you if you stay put and you stay silent.

No, Denis, listen to me. Do not go back there. He'll kill you!

You know that funny noise we've been hearing?

It's the subway. It was the loudest back in the bunker.

Our cellphones will work there.

I'll go back, I'll get the ropes, and I'll call the police.

I'll be back for you in less than five minutes.

It's a bad idea.

It's all I've got.

Hurry!

Hey, look at me.

You win.

I love you.

And I love you.

Baby, please! Please!

[Ringing tone]

[Woman on phone] Emergency Services?

- Hello? Hello? Hello? - Sorry, I can't...

[Disconnected tone]

[Ringing tone]

[Woman on phone] Emergency Services?

Sorry, I dialled the wrong number.

That was just self-defense.

Didn't you just threaten me?

Now calm down. I have never been so busy.

No!

Just like a real Mujahideen bride.

And now the best of all.

Is it too tight?

Come here. I'll help you.

We'll be done soon.

Yes, you can wash this.

[Denis screaming in agony]

So, now I will grab your little Mickey Mouse.

Denis?

[Sound of subway train passing nearby]

The metro!

Help me.

Please, help me.

Please.

Please.

Help me.

What happened?

Calm yourself down first.

Wait. Wait.

- Please, call the police. Call the police. - Police?

Yes! Call the police.

Do you have a mobile? A cellphone?

Cellophane?

No, cellphone!

Mobile phone? No, unfortunately, I don't have one.

But I saw an emergency phone at the entrance. I'll be right back.

Don't! No, no, no, no!

Please, come back!

Ticket inspection.

Tickets please.

Help me, please, help me! This man is trying to kill me!

He's insane!

No, please, open!

Your ticket, please.

Anyone here speak English?

Yes.

Then what is she saying?

She says you want to kill her.

Kill her? For God's sake, no.

But tell her that she needs to show me her ticket.

Where is your ticket?

I don't have a ticket! He's trying to kill me!

She doesn't have a ticket.

No ticket? Then she must get off with me.

Can you translate that?

He says he has to take you with him since you do not have a ticket.

He's a killer! He's a fucking lunatic. Don't you understand, you stupid German fuck?

Sorry but you need a ticket.

No!

Please help me!

Help me!

Better turn around.

[Gun clicks]

[Gun clicks]

Shhh. Take it easy.

[Neck snaps]

Hello?

[Children laughing]

I see it.

[Laboured breathing]