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My mother and I had a threesome with my roommate.

Maybe it's the honor of that daughter.

For you to sit here and say that you're a little bit perfect, honey, please.

Ooh, big man.

A big man, ain't you? You got some panties on today, don't you?

I'm going to touch it to the other one and look at my face.

Jade says she's tired of making room for her mother.

Jade, what's going on?

Well, recently my mother and I had a threesome with my roommate.

Whoa.

You and your mother had a threesome with this guy?

Yes.

About three months. Was this Mother's Day or what?

That's 21, Jerry.

Go ahead.

All right. About three months ago, my mother moved in. Yes.

And she's been doing this for the past two years.

Frankly, I'm sick of it. She jumps from guy to guy, and then when that doesn't

work out, she comes and lives with me.

And this was this guy. How did you meet this guy? Was this guy your boyfriend?

We've been friends since high school.

Yeah. My mom doesn't pay the rent.

Oh, no. She just...

sits on the couch all day and doesn't do anything and so i've been looking for a

roommate um i posted something on facebook and eventually this guy hit me

up and said hey you're looking for a roommate i'm going to come and check out

the place and maybe i'll move in with you so he came over and checked out the

place and we decided yeah he was going to move in and this was the guy you knew

from high school yes oh okay All right. So you both said, yeah, he'll be a nice

roommate. Okay.

And we ended up celebrating that night. We bought a bottle of alcohol.

Yes.

You're all going to hell.

Okay.

We bought a bottle of alcohol, smoked a blunt, and we ended up watching Narnia

on the TV.

And after a few shots...

My mom's like, hey, let's turn off Narnia and let's throw on some music. My

mother and I have had a very good relationship.

A very close relationship.

We were strippers together.

And we've actually slept with the same guy.

So you've done this before?

Not together, but yeah. Oh, I see what you're saying.

Visually, you slept with the same guy. Yes. Was there ever a time that you

thought, gee, maybe this isn't appropriate?

There has been times, but most of the time we just laugh it off. I mean, the

first time it happened, did you go, whoa?

It was a little taken back, but eventually we just laughed it off and

it's whatever.

Stuff happens.

Yeah. All right. Well, it happened, and there you go.

So now why are you here?

I'm here to address the fact that I need my mother out of my house.

We ended up hooking up with that guy that night.

Yeah, with the drinking, yeah.

And I told my mom, I really like this guy. I had a crush on him in high

Yeah. I asked her to please back off. I really like this guy.

I think I'm going to try to date him. Yeah. And so we've been hooking up after

the whole threesome deal.

Yeah.

i was on snapchat the other day scrolling through my snapchat and

came across this story and it said something about hooking up with him

and and the only person i know

that devin calls is my mom so i confronted her about it

And she just played dumb about the whole thing. You know, whenever you confront

her about anything, she just plays dumb.

Yeah. And so, frankly, that's the thing that broke the camel's back.

I want her out of my house.

Okay. All right.

Here's Brandy.

This is what I mean.

What? You look like a whore.

I look like a whore?

You need to remember who your partner was.

Yeah.

Hypocrite much?

Not a hypocrite. I never dressed like this.

Not in public on a talk show. That's an inappropriate use of a noun. I wore this

to remind you of what you also do.

And what do you do? Sit around the house all day?

I make money.

I've taken care of you for three years. You've had your job for, what, two

weeks? You haven't taken care of me for three years. I've been on my own for

three years. You're my mother. You're supposed to take care of me. I'm not

mother. Mom, does this strike you a little bit strange?

I mean, she's your daughter, and you're... Does it strike you as strange?

Not at all, Jerry.

Not at all.

We're very close.

Yeah, we know that. I mean, we...

have had some extremely wild times.

So for you to sit here and say that you're Little Miss Perfect, honey,

Please. At least I have a job.

Stop lying to yourself. What do you do? Sit around all day? I have to clean the

house. I have to work 40 hours a week to clean the house. First of all, how old

are you?

I'm 19 years old.

When did this start?

at 17?

She moved out at 17, Jerry.

Well, what did your mother say that's not appropriate? Don't do that?

Certainly.

How do you stay in your mother role if you're acting like a close friend of

and not being a mother?

Okay, well, she asked me to strip with her.

Yeah, normally a mother would say no, and I prefer, frankly, that you don't

strip.

Yeah.

I thought you liked me. Why would you sleep with my mother?

Sex is sex.

Call 1

-877 -75 -JERRY for your free tickets.

Last week has been one of the best times of my life.

And she said what? She said no.

I haven't even seen her since that day.

Now we're on Jerry's face.

I said we're brothers.

Ever since you got pregnant, you've been getting fat.

Monday.

I want to meet this guy. Here's Devin.

liked me why would you sleep with my mother we i do like you and everything

sex is sex why wouldn't you you're not yes sex is sex to a 19 year old

but i'm trying to settle down i'm trying to make a life if you like me and

you're sleeping with me after the threesome maybe you should think about

feelings

I'm angry.

Sorry, Terry.

I'm just... Yeah. I'm... How did you get involved in all this? What, I mean...

Well, I asked to move in with her. Yeah. And I ended up moving

in a couple weeks ago.

Well, we ended up celebrating, and celebrating, drinking, ended up leading

sex. Right. Do you like her? I do like her, yeah. Okay. Yeah.

Enough to not sleep with her mom?

I'm 19.

I'm still young.

When alcohol gets in me, I get horny.

You can't really blame me.

So... Why are you... I can understand why you're upset by this. I can't.

But why are you surprised?

I'm surprised. I mean, you've all been willingly in this combination here.

So now you can't be surprised that, oh, my gosh, he would go back and sleep with

the third person in the threesome. Because he told me he could love me. Of

course he tells you that.

I mean, he's my son.

I'm not saying you should approve of it. I'm just saying.

someone who's going to get involved in this situation, you can't then be

surprised if he goes back to her.

Fine, if you want my mom, then have her. But I won't, I'm not going to deal with

it. Well, why don't you say, that's my daughter, and if you're going to

disrespect my daughter, you're not going to say goodnight.

Because I'm trying to show her what reality is.

Well, reality could be some good values which say, hey, you don't do that to

someone.

Or dress like that.

Honey, let's not be a hypocrite again.

Do you see what I'm dressed in? Yes. It's appropriate, at least. But that's

what you're dressed in when you're dancing on the pole.

So maybe you're on a stutter, sitting on your high horse and thinking you're

better than everybody.

Maybe you should go out and get a job that's not spinning on a pole, dearie. I

do have a job. I make great money.

Then where is it?

That's right, because I was making $17 .95 an hour for the last freaking eight

months.

Why not $18?

Why?

Who says I'm going to pay you $17 .95?

Would you like to see a little bit, Jerry?

1785.

All right.

So what's going to happen here?

I'm kicking you out.

You're saying she's out of the house and you're saying what?

I honestly don't know right now.

Oh.

You may decide to be with neither of them or... Probably neither of them.

Most likely neither of them.

We'll be back.

All right, Mercedes says marriage isn't all it's cracked up to be. Mercedes,

what's going on?

When I married my husband, I had to become his mom too.

Why?

Well, let me explain.

Yeah. When we got married, I was 18 and he was 16.

Oh. And in Kentucky, there's no emancipation law, which means that...

Being married doesn't mean that you're an adult. So I had to actually go and

custody of my husband.

Wait, so you got custody of him, which means that you could then give

for him to get married.

Well, we were already married first.

He was missing a lot of school and his aunt was getting truancy letters, so I

had to actually go and get custody of him. Even the lawyers looked confused,

our county attorney said that there was no emancipation law in Kentucky.

Okay. And honestly, I'm just sick of it.

Yeah. So you're his wife?

Yes. And his mother?

That's a perfect show for us.

You know, we've had a lot of tough times because when we first got married, he

was 16.

He wanted to go out and do his own thing. You know, he wasn't really ready

the commitment. No, he had to have his homework done first.

Well, see, he wanted to go out and party and do all that. And, you know, I was

at home alone, and I just felt like he wasn't really there for me. And, you

know, he's... Why did you... Jokes aside.

Why would you marry a 16 -year -old? Well, I was pregnant.

Oh, by him? Yes, and we needed to get married because of the

baby and everything, because it was the right thing to do, which, you know.

Okay, so you married him. Yes. And how has the marriage been going?

Not great, Jerry, honestly.

We're always fighting. We gave our daughter up for adoption because we

financially support her.

And I blame him for that because he wasn't responsible.

He wanted to run out and do his own thing.

And you didn't want to raise the child alone.

It was just a financial struggle. I had to work, and he was out doing his own

thing. And it's like it's hard to get a babysitter. Yeah.

So we put her up for adoption.

And now it's like he's...

We're emotionally distant.

We fight all the time.

I don't feel like he's there for me.

And my family and him doesn't get along. I don't get to go to my family dinners

or anything like that because my family doesn't want him around.

And honestly, I want to separate.

I'm here to tell him that I don't want to be with him anymore and there's

another man.

And there is another man?

Yeah. And, oh, is he older than 16?

He's 19. He's 19.

Whoa. Well, you're staying in the teens.

Yes,

yes.

Actually, this woman, Christy, that I know, I call her Mama.

We're really close.

It's her son. I went to her for advice because of how my marriage was going,

she said, you know, Why don't you and my son go out? And she gave us some money,

and we went to dinner.

And he ordered exactly what I wanted. We went to Black Stallion. He ordered me a

steak medium rare, and he ordered the same thing. And at the end, we

kissed. Well, that is love.

Well, we grew up together. We knew each other.

And we went on a second date.

And after that date, we had sex, and I just knew that he was the one that I

wanted to be with.

So you're here basically to tell your husband you want to leave him? Yeah. And

that you're messing around with this other guy, and he knows this other guy?

Yeah, they're not really close friends.

Me and him are, but they know each other. Yeah.

His name is Chance?

Yeah. Well, you took one.

Here's Chance.

Hey, Chance. Welcome to the show. How you doing, Gary? Good.

So I guess we've heard the story. You were married at 16.

Yeah. And you have a child.

Yeah.

But you gave the child up for adoption. Yes, we did. Because you didn't think

you were ready yet to... No, we weren't financially stable at the time.

Yeah, I see.

So how is it going?

I mean, everything's been, you know, since then. It's been real rough on us.

Yeah. Been a hard time.

But I care about her, and I want to try to make everything work with her.

What do you want to say?

Chance, I don't think this is working.

I brought you here so that I could talk to you about it. I don't think we should

be together.

I mean...

We're always fighting. We can't seem to get along about letting our little girl

go for adoption.

And honestly, I blame you because you were immature.

I just don't feel like this is working.

And, I mean, I think I want a divorce.

And there's another man.

What do you mean there's another man?

Well, I went to Mama, and I asked her for some advice on what to do for our

relationship. And she thought that it would be good for me to go on a date

her son.

And so we did. She gave us some money, and we went to Black Stallion.

He ordered me the steak. He knows that's what I wanted.

sweet to me the whole time at the end of the day you know we kissed and we had a

second date after that and we had sex after that and i know i i know that i

to be with him he makes me happy so while i'm out taking care of you

you by paying all your bills while you've sat at home for the last half

you've been looking for someone else to be with since i've been sitting taking

care of you

Chance, you may be supporting me financially, but you're not supporting

emotionally.

That's because I'm working 60, 65 hours a week to make sure that you have a

place to lay on your back, apparently.

Well,

if you really cared about me, Chance, then you would support me emotionally as

well. You can't just say, oh, I'm supporting you financially. It doesn't

that I'm not there for you emotionally.

Like you have to at least act like you care about me.

Well, if you cared about me, you wouldn't be acting like such a little

then, would you?

When we got married, I was 18 and he was 16.

And in Kentucky, being married doesn't mean that you're an adult. So I had to

actually go and get custody of my husband.

And honestly, I'm just sick of it.

I think I want a divorce, and there's another man.

What do you mean there's another man?

Chance, you may be supporting me financially, but you're not supporting

emotionally.

That's because I'm working 60, 65 hours a week to make sure that you have a

place to lay on your back, apparently.

We just shouldn't be together. I want to be with Rocky.

You want to be with Rocky? Yes. Well, here's Rocky.

You look stupid.

Wow.

Really?

I'm scared, bro. Really? Hell yeah, I have.

You're going like this, like a little girl.

I like to see that.

Can't help it, your woman wants me.

I can't help it, I got feelings for her.

So what are you going to do about it?

It's beauty, man. You don't want none of these moves, bro. I want moves. You

little girl.

Look, dude.

I'm telling you right now.

Ooh, big man.

Stay away from my big man. A big man ain't you. You understand me? You got

panties on today, don't you? You understand me?

Ooh.

Hit like a little girl anyways.

Why would you want to be with her knowing that they're married?

Because he's never there for her. She's always telling me advice, always crying.

He's not there supporting her.

Like, she gets emotional, so I'm there 24 -7.

So you want to be with her?

Hell yeah, I want to be with her. Well, why wouldn't you say, just for me, as

soon as they end whatever they've got going, then you would step in rather

being the reason that they're breaking up?

Well, start being there financially for her and I wouldn't have to step in. I am

there financially for her, dude.

Because apparently, I'm supporting both of you.

There you go.

Well, at least you don't have to support either of us emotionally.

Like you deserve it, apparently.

You're running around being a little slut with a 12 -year -old.

All he knows how to do is cry.

Cry.

Well, okay, so you were fixed up with her by your mom?

Yes, sir.

Here's Christy.

Hey, Mom.

The reason why I hooked you all up... It's because I knew the marriage

last because me and Chance hooked up.

Really?

Yeah, really.

I ain't gonna say nothing. I've been having sex with his wife, so I ain't got

much to say.

You old bitch. She's two times your age. She's old as... I can't help it. I went

up there to hang out with somebody who I thought was my friend, but he wasn't

there. We started talking.

She needed me to go get her some backers, so I did.

And I brought it back to her, and we sat in there talking.

And she was sitting there spitting her backer.

She was doing what?

Backer, dip, you know, chewing tobacco.

Oh, oh. Backer, where we're from.

But she was sitting there chewing her backer, and I started talking to her

because I knew you wasn't happy.

I could tell you haven't been happy. And I was talking to her, and be honest,

uh i ended up giving her oral sex while

she was spitting back

Jerry, you look good for your age. Yeah.

So you slapped the guy that slept with your mother.

Yeah.

And I don't know who's with whom anymore.

Okay, so you can't really complain because you're cheating as well as she

Who's going to stay with whom?

You still want to be with him?

I want to be with you, Rocky.

Kenley says she wants to finally have her first boyfriend.

Kenley, you haven't had a boyfriend?

No.

So have you ever been with a boy?

I've been with one boy, Jerry.

Yeah, you've been with one, but he wasn't really a boyfriend.

I see.

And so why are you here?

Jerry, I'm 18, and I...

I have been with one boy when I was 15.

He broke my heart.

So I have major trust issues when it comes to men.

And because of that, I'm shy.

You know, I get really shy around boys, which causes me to not have a boyfriend.

But today I'm here to tell the boy I like that I like him and I have a huge

crush on him and I want to be with him.

Well, tell me how you...

How did you develop this crush? How did you meet him? Was he in your class or

what? No, actually, Jerry, my mother introduced us.

I actually happened to see him at a family member's house one day, and I

mom, like, he's the one. He is cute.

He's really cute. Yes. I added him on Facebook because I knew we had mutual

friends. And ever since then, we smoke together, we hang out together.

So all of a sudden there's a new picture of you I'm getting.

And I just want to tell him I want to be with him. Oh, you want to. Okay. And

you've never indicated that to him before.

Now, who's Brittany?

Brittany is my mom.

Oh, so it was your mom who introduced you to him.

All right. Here's your mom, Brittany.

Well, fine.

Your daughter is just telling us this lovely story about how you introduced

to a young man who she's now telling me she has a crush on.

Yes.

Talk to your mom.

So, Mom, I obviously like him.

I want to be with him. And what do you think about it? I just don't think he's

good guy for you.

What do you mean you don't think he's a good guy for me? You introduced us.

Yeah, well, you know, I mean, he's just not ready to settle down. He likes to

party. He don't want nobody to eat.

You're the one who introduced us. You told me he was a good guy, that I

you know, take my shot at him.

He doesn't want anything serious.

How do you know?

Okay, so, um, one night we were hanging out with our friends, and

CJ needed a ride home, so I offered to drive him home. Yeah.

Well, whenever I drove him home, he said, I just think that you're really

and I'm into older women. And we started making out, and we wound up having sex.

Look, you're entitled to be with men, etc.

But knowing that your daughter is shy and knowing that your daughter likes

this guy, wouldn't that kind of be a red flag to say, this is not a guy I need

to be messing with?

I mean, yeah, but I was in the moment.

What do you want to say to mom?

We were just getting close. You know, you were in prison for eight years. You

weren't in my life.

Yeah, I was in prison for eight years.

You know, I don't understand.

You weren't there for my first, like, kindergarten graduation, my eighth grade

graduation, not teach me how to ride a bike, my first heartbreak, my basketball

game.

You were never there.

I didn't choose not to be there. Yeah, you did.

No, I didn't.

You chose not to be there. No, Kenley, I didn't. They put me there. I didn't

choose to go. I made a mistake.

You might have made a mistake, but you had the choice to not do that.

Yeah, I wanted to come see you. Yeah, I wasn't allowed to. But you're my mom.

How could you do this?

CJ's the guy, right? Yes, Jerry.

Here's CJ.

I'm sorry that this had to happen, but I just don't like you like that.

We were just smoking friends. It wasn't supposed to go no more than that.

I don't see myself being with you.

If you don't see yourself being with me, why do you lead me on? Why would you do

this with my mom?

You could have told me, hey, I don't want to be with you, but you haven't.

been two years, and you have yet to do that.

I'm just a weed guy. I'm cool with everybody.

All right.

Are you interested in having a relationship with him?

No, Jerry. He was a one -time thing. Yeah. Yeah.

Okay.

I think then, most importantly, from your point of view, is to see if there's

any way over time to repair a relationship with your mom. That,

everybody goes through.

Gee, I had a girlfriend. I had a boyfriend. It didn't work out.

That is the most normal thing in life.

This is not the most normal thing. So working on this probably is the best way

to your happiness. You'll find a guy.

We'll be back.

This is for the redneck crew with little slut riding hood in the red dress.

I think the four of you should go back to the trailer park and get in the same

bed together. I mean, what's the difference?

Hello, Jerry.

It looks like Brandy and Jay are looking for a roommate.

I might be available.

I got a question for Brandy. What has more holes in it, your pants or your

teeth?

This is for the Justin Bieber wannabe over there. You should drop Beetlejuice

and go for the daughter.

I just want to say to the mother and daughter, they need to eat some biscuits

and syrup.

This question is for the mom on the end. How dare you do that to your daughter?

You are a slut.

How is your wife?

How you doing, Jerry?

What I have here is kind of a public service announcement.

Anybody that thinks spandex looks good on everybody, take a look up here.

under pressure.

I just got a comment for Brandy the mom. You is a hot mess.

Our producers have decided that you will take us into the break.

We'll be right back with Jerry's final thought.

No, becoming a mom doesn't mean you stop being a woman. You still need to have

your own life. It's even healthy that your kids get to see that.

But you can't stop being a mom, either.

The guiding, nurturing, disciplined role of a parent is vital to the child's

upbringing.

Tempting as it may be to stay young, to still be one of the kids, to be their

friend rather than the bad guy parent who has to say no from time to time, to

draw the attention of the young guys you used to get until daughter came along

and started filling out those jeans, having your own life doesn't mean you

the right to rob your child of her own space, of her right to have a supportive

parent, not a competitive one.

Simply put, it's not a matter of how young you are or feel or want to be.

Having it means you can't be one anymore.

Till next time, take care of yourself and each other.