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So are we going to be taken in? I'm hard on my dear, I'm hard on.

Well to prove to you that I am not a

different to your color, I take care of this

lady in white and I'll let you try your luck with this slut in black.

And we are here for your pleasure, us to take the knot as it comes.

And you the bride? I find that you feel better when I wear your color.

Me too, like that I'm intimidated, I feel like I'm making love with someone

woman also in the ass of madam. Focus us

and let's finish the job. Afterwards we will approach the real problem, the attack on the works.

So are you convinced ? Yes, but

it will still be necessary find everything in black.

Your wishes my old man, young people of course.

How do you want to know the wishes of the day?

Since now the mourning is so short.

In there, the obituary announcements,

it has to be related to something thing, right? Come on, attack.

Just go, announced first.

You see, I am for direct contact.

Ah, I prefer it letter of condolence.

Maybe because I'm more shy.

A well-written letter opens more than one ass for you.

When is the water ticket even ignited more than one

panties, right? Ah, at the first of these ladies.

We are asked to share the death of Louis-Philippe Gastounet,

occurred on June 23, 1979 in its 35th year.

Mass will be celebrated, etc. Burial will take place in the cemetery, etc.

26 rue du Poteau, Paris. It will not be sent

to share, present it for life in lieu.

That's it, I found rue du Poteau, 26. Mr. and Mrs. Louis-Philippe Gastounet.

Ah, for Louis-Philippe it's over, seen that he is the one in the advert.

I suggest that we combine our efforts, let's focus on the same widows.

And it's the devil if you or I don't

unable to see him butt hair.

Louis. Mrs. Louis-Philippe Gastounet.

Yes sir, that's why.

I just returned from travel and learn from

newspapers the death of this Dear Louis-Philippe.

Oh, did you know him?

We were children's friends.

We have been to the kindergarten together and high school.

In high school ?

I mean middle school.

Ah good ?

Because my Louis-Philippe always told me that

his parents didn't want not hear about high school.

Oh, place of perdition, place of perversion.

Calm down ma’am, that’s what I’m here for.

You can call me Madeleine.

Madeleine?

Madeleine, it's me.

You can call me Madeleine.

Cahito.

Kiss Me.

Oh...

Oh it's...

Oh oh...

Oh...

Oh...

Oh oh oh oh... Oh oh oh oh...

Oh... Oh... Madam Feuves-Gastounès.

You are here.

Back left.

I could give it to him.

Mr. Philippe Dubois.

Well, well, sacred Philippe.

Hey, please, hazelnut.

It would be nicer if you want to put it back yourself.

Oh, sir.

Madame Gastounès?

This way please.

What is this ?

A tire for Madame Gastounès.

It's me.

Come closer, miss.

Sit down, miss.

Be kind.

Read it to me, please.

But, ma'am... Call me Madeleine.

Madeleine?

Madeleine, it's me.

Oh, excuse me.

Please read it.

Madam, I have learned of this great misfortune and I want, in these difficult circumstances,

to bring you myself

the testimony of my greatest affection,

the most devoted, the most profound.

3, 4, 5, a meeting.

Ah, there you are.

Ah, there you are.

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, a meeting.

5, the postman, a short story.

SO ?

As soon as I left the places you were arriving.

How so ?

The postman, the cards say so.

No, no, this card is not for me.

A new one, sucking.

Yes hello ?

I would like to talk to Mr. Philippe Dubois.

Hold the line.

Hello yes ?

I am Madame Madeleine Gastounès.

Yes, Madam, I wanted to.

I'm waiting for you.

When do you want ? Right away.

If you can.

I can.

Damn then, me who I thought I had put him on his side.

If I need help, I'll call you.

Me, I can't anymore, I I'm completely drained.

She wiped me clean, you'll see, She had great health.

Well, we're going to go see that right away.

Madame Gastounès?

Come in, sir, I was waiting for you.

Come in ? After you.

Sit down, sir.

Pardon.

I really liked your letter.

So like that, you knew my husband ? Well, a little.

But I told you that pain of others pulled me.

And that you were ready to put yourself at my service to make me forget.

Alas.

By the way, she would take you something good.

Whatever pleases you, Madam.

Call me Madeleine.

Madeleine?

Yes, Madam, you immediately.

Sir ?

Madame Mademandé?

You too, you call Madeleine? Yes Madam.

We were in need so quickly, darling,

that I hadn't even thought of to ask for your nickname.

How do you like it, sir?

Not bad, but it's hard to say like that.

That's what I think too.

Go get dressed, sir.

And then we can judge.

But, Madam...

So let yourself be.

It's a beautiful foot.

Let's go.

It's done.

Madeleine, faster, I can't wait.

Come on, hurry up, hurry up.

Yes, that’s the bias, Madeleine.

I want him to be super, super strong.

Yes Yes Yes.

Yes Yes Yes.

Yes Yes Yes.

He is aware.

Oh...

Yes, yes, yes, yes... Yes, yes!

Ah, he’s there, there, there auails!

Oops!

Yes, I'm there, yes, yay!!

Oh !

Ooh, chibans!!

Ha! oula, oula, oula! A-ha! Ooh!

Ooh!

Its Syn turnover! His brother friend.

..! Ha, there, there. You, it 'is beautiful ! Goooo sure!

Wow, that’s nice! Oh it's good ! !!! Oh !

Oh, okay, okay!

I'm done!

Finish me, mouth! Oh it's.

..

Oh it's...

Oh, it's... Yes, yes, yes!

Yes Yes Yes!

Yes yes!

Yes, yes, there!

Ah, ah, ah!

Susser! Susser!

Ah, ah! Lick, lick!

Ah, ah, ah!

Ah, ah, ah!

Ah, ah, ah!

Sir ?

I would like to speak to Madame Durandot.

Ah, my dear sir, I believe although you are too late.

Ah, sorry, has she gone out?

Yes, that's it, She's one step ahead.

Can I come back?

It would be better if you went have it directly in Montmartre.

Ah, she moved.

That's it, yes, definitely.

Maybe you have his address?

Yes, yes, I'll give you that right away.

6 meters from Montmartre, to the 7, to your 22, that's it.

Ah, ah, ah! Yes, ah, ah! I understand.

The widow is me.

Yes, we were wrong in the newspaper announcement.

And it made us laugh.

Well, things happen.

A tire for Madame Veuve Durandot.

Ah, I gave the address to the gentleman.

That way, it would get you followed.

Unless Mr. want the Porter himself.

Maybe it would be better, Miss Madeleine,

that you report this tire to its sender.

How ? Do you know my first name?

And you know yourself very good sender.

Philip?

If you want, I'll show you the path and we return together.

That way, I'm sure I won't get lost.

That way, we too will get to know each other.

Guess who's coming to visit us.

Madame Widow Durandot.

For her, I believe that you should wear the finger.

I'll explain to you later.

But I had an interesting encounter.

I know.

A little, you told me a lot about it.

But does this surprise will be pleasant to me?

Rest assured, I will be there to hold your hand.

But don't cheat, swear? Sworn.

Where are your hands?

There.

You would have been able to to do this stupid thing.

Don't you ask me where my mouth is?

It would surprise me if you can cause a full mouth.

SO ? Who is this pearl?

SO ?

But wait a bit.

Hold on.

I feel like I'm going to find it.

I don't know.

Hold on.

Don't worry, Philippe.

Look for.

It's hard to say.

It's a lady that I have encountered recently.

Maybe if I attracted him.

You recognize her first and you attracted him afterwards.

It's Madeleine.

Which ?

My postmistress, beloved.

Philippe, my Love.

Well no, you're bored not during that time.

I'm just passing by.

You wouldn't have wanted that I leave your friend

on the branch during that I suck you?

You're so good, my darling.

In the meantime, apply yourself.

Leave us a message.

I like this.

Hello ?

I wanted to speak to Mr. Philippe du Bois.

I am Madame Odile Michon.

It is in relation to your letter that I received.

I agree to meet you.

And at my place, whenever you want.

I am touched by everything what you tell me.

And don't wait too long come back to see me.

I don't know, but I hope you're doing well.

It is a great misfortune, but I still have groceries.

That's a lot of hassle.

And my mother told me that it was necessary that at my age,

I'm 31, exactly.

Yes, it was necessary that at my age,

I think of myself first.

So, that's why I know about this.

Oh, don't think I'm selfish.

My little Mimi is that's what I called it.

My darling husband, in privacy.

I said that my little Mimi could confirm this for you.

Oh no, it's not.

He may cry.

I look forward to meeting you, Mr. Philippe.

Your letter was so warm.

I mean, full of feelings which warm my heart.

You who knew my little Mimi in his fucking childhood, only you, Mr.

Philippe, you will have what to understand.

Come on.

I need your presence.

Okay, it's a great misfortune.

But the saddest thing is for those who remain.

We know what we lost.

We don't know what we'll find.

So, don't let yourself be discouraged.

Food should be.

Yes, okay, food is ass.

Besides, it will ruin you.

Good.

While it simmers.

Let's move on.

I came for that, Madam.

And I wouldn't want to leave for nothing.

Call me Odile.

Odile?

Odile, it's me.

You like it.

Your mouth is singing.

Your language.

I'm missing out on your food.

Finish me, take my cock.

Yes come.

Adile, Adile, Adile.

I am well.

I am well.

I am well.

I am well.

You like it too.

So.

Yes, further.

Oh oh oh.

Absolutely everything.

Still there.

Yes Yes Yes.

Yes Yes Yes.

Sir.

Hello Mrs. I'm bringing dessert.

Come in, sir.

We are not yet there, but it shouldn't be long.

Over there.

For a moment, allow me, I end up with Monsieur.

And then I'll take care of your dessert.

But, Madam, this is not my dessert,

but yours I bring.

Oh, what a nice surprise.

I love cream.

Not bad.

Are you sure it's the dessert I like?

Couldn't be an appetizer.

Madam, as you wish.

In the ass, of course.

It will be done as you wish.

Oh oh oh.

Allow me, sir.

Ah, well, you have to choose.

And above all, we must finish this which is off to such a good start.

We must take advantage, Madam, of this that dessert becomes hors d’oeuvre.

And what's taken is taken.

Come on, sus.

Ah, stop your thing.

Listen to this.

Madam, Élise Impommiel is in pain to inform you of Birdie's death,

occurred in its fifth year.

An intimate ceremony, instead on July 3, at 4 p.m.,

24 streets of Myroménile,

and will be followed by the innumeration at the dog cemetery.

Good.

4 oil spawns, for the Agnès photo.

Madame Élise Impommiel.

Yes sir.

To console you, Madam.

Here is a gift from your servant,

Philippe Dumbois.

Come in, please, sir.

Not now, Madam.

I prefer that you do knowledge first.

And I will come later,

if you really want it.

I want it.

I hope you stay well.

That I won't have regretted for accepting you.

Have a drink here.

My darling, I will never forget you.

We lived together hours of happiness.

That nothing can replace.

Oh Birdie.

My poor darling.

I will never forget you.

Never.

And you don't say anything.

That you are curious.

I have never seen breeds dogs like you.

What can you do ?

And what do you know how to do others? Show me.

All dogs do this.

But Birdie had others gifts to please his mistress.

Tell you that his sex wasn't as big as yours.

But he used it very well.

I really liked success.

It was soft and it smelled good.

You are a good dog.

What else can you do?

Well done my brave dog.

You know how to do everything like Dear Birdie.

Give a little toy for yourself.

Gaëtan madame, to serve you.

And you, my benefactor.

Philippe, to serve you.

The dog, the dog.

A telegram for Philippe du bois.

A telegram for Gaëtan Novich.

You are very curious.

Is this bad news?

Yes, for the person who sends you the telegram.

Why do you say that ?

To see your location.

It will wait.

Good evening.

Good morning.

Look what She does.

She comes into our house.

To make you a coffee, you wake up suddenly.

This is how I wake up.

Me too.

If you prefer this to coffee, I I am at your service, gentlemen.

All affairs ceasing, come and help a young widow who expects everything from you.

To support her in her pain.

I have the same telegram.

Show me.

All affairs ceasing, come and help a young widow who expects everything from you.

To support her in her pain and who already gives you his heart.

Sign.

This is it.

Now that you are in fit, you need to get dressed.

You are expected.

And you leave us like this?

And me ?

If I take everything from you, you will have nothing left to give.

Don't believe it, we have resources.

The more I give.

The more I have.

Sus.

Come on.

Come on.

Both.

Come on.

Yes.

Both in your mouth.

Come on, win me over.

I'm doing well.

I'm doing well.

Good, good, good.

And what about the flowers, ma'am?

But you're here in the room.

Good, ma'am.

It's you, ma'am. It's these gentlemen.

Let them do their job.

What are you doing here ? Shh.

Madam is waiting for you.

This way, in the living room.

SO ? Shh.

Madam ? Madam.

Go get some refreshments for these gentlemen.

And for me some tea.

Good, ma'am.

I'm orange, beer.

Scotch.

Cognac.

Above all, we do not say that you were friends of my husband.

Yes.

You wouldn't believe yourself.

For the simple reason, I I'm not married yet.

But you are a widow.

Well, finally.

Compensate yourselves, gentlemen.

To find out, I want to try first.

In order to know what we what it feels like to be truly widowed.

But these are things we don't try.

We take it like that well.

I told myself.

So I'm decided to take everything.

Before I got married?

Yes.

Tomorrow I'm getting married.

Madam, it's for the gentleman's coffin.

Maybe carry it into the bedroom and tip well, Madeline.

Good, ma'am.

That's what I told you.

When we do something, it you have to do it well and see it through to the end.

But I don't feel attack to play dead.

I hope to attack well, gentlemen.

The place is up for grabs.

Please I can play me in the jump?

If your dead pointer is as Madeline has it

described, Dear sir, you can attack.

You shouldn't leave it all alone, this beautiful bride.