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What are you doing here?

Don't act like you're studying. You're not doing anything.

Yeah, I am. I'm studying for finals.

Well, it doesn't look like it.

Shut up. Yeah, you're doing terrible.

Oh.

Yeah, you should have seen your mother's reaction. What?

You showed them to Mom?

Of course I showed them to her.

What have you been doing?

Nothing. I see that. You're acting like you're studying.

Oh, my God. You know what? You're not going to be able to show her these. I'm

not going to let you.

What do you want? Let me see that. Open that computer.

No.

What are you looking at? Nothing. None of your business. Same thing you look

24 -7.

Leave the computer alone.

Leave it alone.

Leave it alone. No. I said no.

You're watching porn.

Always. Of course.

Anyway, you're not doing shit.

What the fuck are you doing, crazy little shit?

Oh. Go up across town?

Yeah, for that.

Now you can drive back. Better than your mom.

You know what she'd be doing.

She'd be cussing you out, telling you that you're not going on trips, blah,

blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

Uh -huh. What is this? Hey, hey. You don't have a bra on? What the hell's

on? Of course I don't have a bra on. I mean, I wasn't expecting my stepdad to

show up at my apartment.

Lazy.

I'm lazy?

You should hear the way mom talks about you.

Yeah, well, what are we supposed to do about these?

Here's your cellular device.

Want some porn on that, too?

Of course.

So what are we supposed to do about these grades? Your mother's going to

out. Well, you could just not tell her.

Yeah, but what about when the school calls and tells her? What do we do about

that? Well, then you can give them your number, and then they'll never call her.

You don't think they already have your mother's number?

I know they do.

That's why you'll get them. Boy, you're really in a mood today, aren't you? I

came over.

What's going on? What do you expect? I was busy, and you didn't tell me you

coming over. You just barged in on an hour.

Well, I pay the rent, so that's what happens.

But you look cute.

Thanks. I just got done with school.

A little angry, but cute.

You can't be failing every class. You've got to at least pass one of them.

You're failing PE, dude. How do you fail PE? You don't even have to do anything.

I don't go.

Yeah, what are you doing?

A little porn addiction of yours?

Hiding in the bathroom on my phone.

What's that?

You wanted your own place. We got you your place. Now you got to at least pass

grades. Another thing is I don't want to listen to your mother bitch, to be

honest with you. Well, I don't want to listen to her bitch either. So I guess

are in the same boat. Now, if you don't mind.

My boyfriend's going to come pick me up in a little bit.

Man, you ain't hanging out with no boyfriend.

Is that Sue?

I know that guy. He's a fucking... What are you doing?

You're in the only chair that I have, so I'm getting comfortable.

I see that. Well, you can sit on that as your bed, but... No, no, no, no. It's

okay. So tell me what the deal is. I mean, I won't be too hard on you. What's

the deal with the fucked up grades?

Not taking my test.

Huh? I'm not taking my test.

What do you do? You leave before you get them? I don't test well, so I just

don't take them.

Well, truth be told.

All my other grades are fine.

Truth be told. You want to know the truth?

Truth is, I didn't do well either.

I didn't give a fuck.

And I'm successful.

I'm successful. I didn't fucking fuck. I get it. It's just, mom's a real fucking

headache. Because you know what happens if we get a divorce?

She gets half my shit.

Hmm. That sounds like a great idea.

Oh, yeah, to you it does.

Not to me.

And you just are added pressure, you know?

Added pressure?

Yeah, she's bitching at me. What are you insinuating?

I don't know. Maybe she's, like, paranoid about us.

Paranoid? Yeah, you know, like, a few of those secrets.

Maybe she's a little paranoid about me and you. I think she knows.

She knows? We haven't messed around in a long time, though.

I don't think she knows.

I definitely wouldn't know if she knew.

I mean, it was kind of weird, like, putting me in my own apartment, but

I figured she just wanted alone time with you.

What do you think would happen if she walked in? Would she be happy I'm

lecturing you, or would she be suspicious that something's going on?

how paranoid she is.

Um, I don't know. Yeah, I guess.

I mean...

I could just tell her the truth that you came to bug me about my grave. No,

don't do that.

Does she not know you're here?

No. Did you not tell her that you were coming to see me? Why would I tell her

I'm coming to see you?

Why wouldn't you tell her if you were coming to see me unless you just thought

that you would be seeing something else? Is that the real reason why you're

here? It was never really about my grave, was it?

Stop. Stop?

I mean, you said yourself it's been a really long time.

You obviously miss it.

I mean, Mom never seemed to keep you happy anyway.

The only reason your marriage has survived this long is because I've been

up the slack.

Yeah, but you know what? That's the real reason you came over here, isn't it?

Well, if you pass your grades, I won't have to come over here anymore.

Oh, wouldn't that be so disappointing for you?

And your boyfriend could just show up whenever.

He will.

But I do have some time before he gets here.

I couldn't let you leave empty handed since you're definitely not going to

convince me to do better in school.

You're so aggressive.

Aggressive? Not what you like about my mom.

She's aggressive.

I think you're really seductive and you're good at keeping my mouth shut.

You're good at keeping my mouth full.

We're on the same page.

So what do you want to do? You want to dance for me?

Dance for you?

I'll dance for you. No, but you can take your pants off.

Yeah, but sit back.

You know what's up. I'm glad you do, so I don't have to say it, just in case

you're, like, recording me on one of your little devices or something.

But, hey, we do have to get your grades up.

Yeah, okay, whatever.

You think she knows what's going on yet?

No. No. Unless you've told her.

I'd tell her shit.

I never would.

I bet

you missed that, huh?

I can't wait until you kiss your boyfriend with that mouth.

I always brush my teeth.

real quick.

Mom can never figure out how to train your balls.

You're going to get me all messy.

I don't know what you like.

It's been a while.

Oh, man.

That was easy.

You saw your big old daddy, love?

Now get out of my apartment. I've got a boyfriend to see.

Jesus.

Savage.

I'm just kicking it. I'm definitely leaving.

Okay. Alright.

I'm always

asleep.

Hey.

Get up. Why are you asleep in the middle of the day? Get up. Why the fuck are

you in my apartment again?

Why don't you go work out? Do something.

Why are you sleeping?

Do you have some other stuff to do?

Yeah. Sleep. That's why I'm sleeping.

Duh. I'm tired.

Thought I'd take a nap.

Well, I gotta tell you something. It's not good.

What? The other day when I left.

By the way, sorry I let myself in, but this is important.

So when I went home the other day.

Please don't tell me you told mom.

Fuck no.

Like, you're not going to believe what happened.

Guess who's been cheating on me?

No.

You're kidding.

I swear, dude.

She didn't know. I told her I was out with my friends all night.

Yeah. And I pulled up and like this 20 -year -old dude came shooting out of the

house. I think it was like a pool cleaner or something.

And then I walked in.

And she was all frazzled. And she was like, oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, no.

I was just doing my makeup. I was just doing my makeup. And I was like, it's

like that for me.

Yeah. Like mother, like father, huh?

Well.

You guys wonder where I picked it up. No, no. Well, guess what happened?

I called her on it.

Uh -huh.

And she kicked me out.

So now I'm staying in a hotel.

I'm not joking. You're laughing like I'm joking.

It's just really funny because the last time that you were here, you were

worried about a divorce and that she was going to take half your money and now

she's cheating on you.

Your mom was fucking... I swear that dude looked like he was 19, 20 years

Well, can you really judge?

Well, you know, in my day, this is the way things went down, you know?

I guess all this... You know, I think maybe.

You should take some time to look in the mirror because we've been doing the

same exact thing.

No, I've never done anything like that.

It's pretty comedic. You may have told yourself something happened, but that

doesn't mean it actually happened.

Oh, it didn't? So you weren't in my apartment?

I'm just fucking with you. I can't think of... Look, I'm going to be straight

out with you.

I know you'd like me to be honest with you, but I'm going to be honest.

right now, okay?

Look, here's the deal.

It didn't make me too jealous, but it made me a little jealous. If it was

it made me feel insecure about being old, this and that.

I want to pay her back.

What do you have in mind?

I have an offer.

Okay.

Your rent?

Six months in advance.

I get to fuck you. And not just because...

anything pervy. I just want to get back at your mom.

So you're going to tell her. She's being a cunt to you too. She fucking hates

you. She's always talking shit about you.

She talks shit about you like you're her enemies.

I think your own mother's jealous of you. But in order to get back at her,

have to tell her about what we do. So you're going to need to cover a lot more

than six months worth of rent because I'm going to be in the same boat as you.

No, because I'll pay your rent. She doesn't pay shit.

I'm actually going to take some pictures.

See what she thinks about them apples.

I know, you know what?

I ain't taking no pictures. I don't want to crush her.

But what I will do is know that I got back at her. She doesn't have to know

about it.

Well, yes.

I can help you out. It's from my hurt little ego.

If that's what you really want.

Is that fair for you?

I guess it's fair. I mean, if not, I'll just tag on some other things I want

later. You sure? I thought you were going to say no.

I like how you're in full support of getting revenge on your mother.

Well, my boyfriend's been out of town for the past few days, so

my puppy's been needing some service.

Well, you're good at playing the game. You know your bills are going to get

paid.

Sugar baby stepdad.

As long as you're not coming to tell me about my grades.

Fuck those grades.

Now you can fuck my pussy.

You sure about this?

I'm not pretty sure. You missed it.

You want to get back at your boyfriend, too?

Mm -hmm.

Oh, listen to that.

Oh, I guarantee my pussy is a lot better.

Here's what I expected.

Here you go.

That's it.

Daddy, get up.

Yes, Daddy.

Give me all of that cock.

I'll use my tiny little pussy for revenge.

just like that.

I

can't

lie. I'm definitely Mr.

Pock inside of me.

Oh my god.

Split your time in a pussy.

Give it to me.

Oh,

it's

so deep.

Fuck.

Right there. Yeah, just like that.

Don't stop.

Fuck, you're right on my G -spot. Yeah.

I don't fucking know.

kids in my life.

Shhh.

I hope not.

I'm going to save this.

I've got to be somewhere.

But listen, I'm glad I got revenge. You're awesome.

You're not going to worry about your rent anymore.

What a perk.

You can go back to sleep.

I know.

That's what you do. You get deep in your sleep.

Good night, Dad.

here. Hey, what are you doing out there?

Ah, just in there. Thank you. Just in there, waiting for you.

Yeah?

Yeah. What are you doing here so early?

That was some freaky shit you were talking about.

Oh, are you excited?

You sure you weren't in the moment?

No, I think I still want it. I spent all morning getting ready. Really?

Uh -huh.

You want to warm you up for your boyfriend?

Mm -hmm. Yeah, he's coming.

I'm sure you want me to stick it in your ass.

Yeah. And isn't that, like, the best way to get back at mom?

She's never done that before.

It doesn't get much better.

And now you can say you've used all my holes.

Hey, I'm with it.

You've got to be quick, though, because she'll start getting suspicious again.

Suspicious? I thought she kicked you out anyway.

I'm talking way back into it. She finds out I'm butt -fucking you. It might be a

problem.

You sure about this?

Don't stretch me out, daddy.

Ow.

Oh,

yes. Just like that.

There we go. So awesome.

Oh, fuck.

You're touching me.

Yeah.

Oh, my God. Fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah.

Fuck, it's so fucking good. Yeah, right there. Right there. Right there, Daddy.

Fuck.

Yeah.

Oh, darling.

Thank you, Daddy.

Think you're ready for your abortion?

I think I'll pass.

Of course I'm going to go get cleaned up.