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What? You can't wear that dress.

Yes, I can.

I mean, no.

There's cock on it. I know, it's funny.

I mean, I get the joke.

But you can't. You can't wear that. Yes, I can.

I mean, look.

Seth is going to be pissed off if you show up with that dress. This is more of

nightmare. I don't really care about Seth's head. I like it. Cocktail party.

Yeah, cocktail. Okay, no pun intended. It's hysterical.

To you. But he's going to say something to me. Why'd you never leave the house

like that?

And I'm going to be like, what do you want me to tell her?

She does whatever she wants to do.

But he'll be really pissed off at me if you wear a... So now you're the dad

that's not going to let me leave the house unless I change. Cock dress. I

don't... I just feel really bad.

He's hosting the thing.

So when?

Final.

You could hurry up.

Let me in a little bit.

I could do that, too.

Oh, my God.

As long as it's not a rooster cock dress.

Ever.

Happy?

I'm really happy.

But that, like, don't you have anything that's a little more toned down?

What do you mean toned down?

I mean, your headlights are on like it's a freaking frog show out there. Well,

you fucking don't stare then.

What's the deal? I can't. They're staring at me.

You know what?

You don't want me to wear this dress?

Here. You fucking wear it.

Yeah, not bitching now, are you? No, I just... I mean... Maybe I

should just wear this shirt. No, wait. Okay, come on. Seriously.

What? Danny. What? Danny, come on.

That would be really pissed off right now. Whatever. Well, I need some dick

works. And so I think... Okay, okay, okay, okay.

This is not really... This is not fair.

This is not fair. How can I explain... No, somebody... No, okay, okay, okay.

Here.

Don't act like Mr. Good Friend.

Oh, God. Come on. That's not that bad of a guy. Oh, God. Okay, he's kind of a

dick. Yeah. But that's not the point. Mm -hmm.

Okay. Yeah.

I like the heels.

They work.

Yeah? Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

Yeah.

Pull up a tear.