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Run it, run it, run it.

Hey!

Nice. Man,

there's a flag on every play. They're going to call it back.

Hey, Uncle Charles.

Hey, Dad.

What are you guys doing?

Every time they play these motherfuckers, this happens. Yeah.

Where do you think you're going dressed like that?

I'm going to hang out with some friends. What's the matter with how I'm dressed?

You look like a whore. That's what's the matter with it. Go up there and change.

Dad, I am not. Okay, I'm not 14 anymore. You can't tell me how to dress.

Well, I don't need to sit here looking at my daughter dressed like a Tijuana

whore.

Charles, maybe you can talk to the feds anywhere.

Really? I gotta meet your mom.

That's not funny.

Listen, for what it's worth, I think you look hot.

I mean, what does he think this is, the 1950s? I bet he still thinks I'm a

virgin, too.

He's your dad.

You're his little girl.

Do you think I dress like a slut, Uncle Charles?

You're a millennial. It's the look.

You're so smart, Uncle Charles.

That's why I like older men.

We're all so smart.

Well, I don't know about that.

But we know a hot chick when we see one.

Would you fuck me?

Like, in a hypothetical kind of way?

Like as if I wasn't your uncle?

Because I'm married to your mom's sister, kind of way?

No. Like, would you fuck me?

Right now.

I always thought you were really hot.

Oh,

like that.

Yeah, like that.

I've been wondering that in my head for so long.

I've been

staring

at you for so long.

I said it was an adult's cock.

Thank you.

You are now.

yes yes yes yes

Just a little bit. Just a little bit.

Good things come to those who wait.

Just a little.

UGH!

This is way better than hanging out with your father.

My dad sucks.

He does.

And so do you.

You're such a good girl. I'll buy you a pony. Yeah, I'll buy me a pony, Uncle

Charles.

I'm doing some of that pussy.

Please.

Thank you.