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Hey. Oh, God. Not much?

What's wrong with you?

Nothing. I'm checking on you.

You know, making sure there's no one in here with you or anything.

Whatever. You don't need to check on me, okay?

Actually, I do. Remember, I'm in charge.

Mom and Dad, they're gone for a week. Oh, yeah.

Mom and Dad put you in charge.

So, I decided that you're going to just have to stay in all

week. Are you kidding me?

Yeah. There's a big concert coming up tomorrow.

Why would you do that? You're such an asshole.

Oh, that's how you talk to me? I'm your boss in the house.

Whatever.

So yeah, you're not going to the concert.

You're not going anywhere.

It's winter break. There's no school. So you're pretty much going to just be

here 24 -7.

Sometimes I just freaking hate you. Why would you do that to me?

Well, I mean, like what? Do you ever do anything for me?

Why would I?

Well, for example, so that you can go to a concert.

What do you want me to do?

Well, you know, there's a ton of shit I have to do around here, so I don't get

to go out.

I have work all the time.

Okay, so what do you want me to clean? I'll clean. I've been cleaning all day.

It's not cleaning.

I just... There's something that you need to start doing for me from now on.

Oh, really?

Yeah. Like what?

Well... You know... To make it pretty simple,

like, you need to start taking care of me.

Taking care of you?

Yeah, I mean, nothing crazy, just... Just get some lube, you jerk me

off. You're so disgusting!

Yeah, but I...

Not the one who's going to be telling all their friends she can't go to a

concert.

And I'm in charge of all the money, so literally you don't have a dime.

Thank God.

Whatever, it's just a freaking handout. Just pretend I'm your boyfriend.

Come on.

Yes, no, concert, no concert.

I mean, I have to go to this concert.

Everyone's going to be there.

Well, come here and...

You know, do me a favor.

Do I really have to?

No, you don't have to.

You can hang out with me.

Watch the sci -fi channel, do some math on.

Okay, okay, okay.

Alright. Cool.

Well, you're already harmed.

So, what do you want me to do? Do you want me to, like, twist it?

Um, I don't know.

I don't know. Do what you normally do.

I'll tell you. Oh, what I normally do is very funny.

So, like this?

It's not bad.

Okay.

Do you want me to grab your balls?

Yeah, that's pretty good.

So, like, this is okay?

Yeah, just do whatever you want.

I mean, except for stopping.

Do you like it?

Yeah, you like it?

No.

Mm -hmm.

Yeah, you keep staring at it.

Shut up.

Just because you have a really nice dick doesn't mean you're not an asshole.

Well, just forget about me. Just pretend the dick's attached to whoever you

want.

I bet you would totally suck it if I was someone else right now.

While you're looking at it.

No.

Totally would.

No, I wouldn't.

I bet you're, like, wet right now.

I'm so not wet. You're totally wet just because you have a dick in your hand.

No, I'm not.

All right, I'll tell you what.

I'll make you a bet.

If you're not wet, if you're not wet, you can stop and go to the concert and

I'll even give you a couple hundred bucks so you can have fun.

Really? Yeah, but if you are wet, you're going to use your mouth.

Okay.

Yeah.

Whoa, you're going to check?

I'm not going to trust you.

Yeah.

What's that look like?

Well, okay, okay, I'll do it. Just let me do it good.

Okay.

Not that bad, right?

I guess not.

Besides, you said I could pretend it could be anybody, so... Yeah, go ahead.

Mm. Mm.

Mm.

No.

No, like, what I'm saying is we're going to fuck.

What?

Oh my gosh.

Really?

You're my brother.

Oh my god.

What's the matter?

You've been fucking your boyfriend.

Yeah, but... Robbie's not...

That's why he has all those condom wrappers. Oh, shit.

All right, well, I guess you're going to have to get you that whatever pill

thing. Morning after?

Yeah.

You probably should skip that concert, too.

No. You can stay home with me, though.