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Uncle Marcus? How are you?

I'm good. I missed you.

Okay, I can see that.

How are you? I'm good.

Good to see you.

Oh my gosh, I didn't know you were coming so soon.

Yeah, I should have.

Give you a little bit more notice, unfortunately.

The business trip came up kind of last minute.

Well, I wish Mom and Dad were here. They're on some trip they can't cancel

Well,

you know what? At least I get to see you. I know.

We can spend some time together.

It's been a while.

You know what?

I think the last time I saw you was... You know, I think it was your 18th

birthday. Was it?

Yeah.

Oh, my gosh. You had to... So many shots.

You clearly were important to this family, so I can't hold your liquor.

I know.

I hope I didn't make too much of a fool of myself.

Yeah.

Oh, that was so much fun, though.

Oh, my dear.

It's been that long since we've seen each other, so what on earth have you

doing yourself?

Well, actually, I've been trying something new.

I've been taking these massage classes, and I really like it so far.

Oh, that's good.

Good for you, learning something new. I mean, you know what?

I always thought you'd be good with your hands. I know.

I remember, like, being so into origami. Remember that? Oh, my God. I remember

when you made that, what was it? It was like a swan kind of thing. It was when

you was welcoming to the family when I married your aunt.

Yeah, it was.

So that's why I kind of figured massaging would be really great for me.

the technique. You're clearly good with your hands. Yeah. Well,

I'm glad you learned something new and you're liking it. Is it something you

think you could carry on with?

I think so. I really like it so far.

Well, on another note, what are we going to do? Do you want to go see a movie or

something?

Actually,

I hope it doesn't sound weird or anything, but if you wouldn't mind

helping me practice this new technique.

I've been learning it in my massage course.

I want to try it out.

I don't know if that would be really appropriate to you, I mean, massaging

I mean, it's not like you're my real uncle, but you're my favorite.

I was trying to get around you.

Please, please for me, for your favorite me.

So what, is it like you're going to massage me here? Is that what you're

to do? I actually have a little spot upstairs where I practice.

We can go up there.

But you've got to promise me after we go and see a movie.

Fine. All right.

All right. Come on.

Okay,

so we're going to start off in here.

I'm confused.

This is a bathroom. Where are you going to encourage me?

Okay, so we're going to just sour you off. Make sure we have all the oils off

your skin because we're going to be applying some jelly.

Gel?

technique we're learning in this course. It's called a neuromassage.

Wait a minute, you're going to cover my body in gel?

Yeah, and we're going to do some body sliding.

Whoa, whoa, hold on a minute. What do you mean body to body, body sliding?

Come on.

I didn't sign up for that.

Jeez, I can't believe it.

Holy shit, what are you doing?

Come on.

Oh my god.

Come on, I can't believe it.

Oh, she... This is... I can't believe there's more than just a massage.

Well, it is.

Yeah, but you're getting... Are you taking any more off?

Come on.

God,

if you wasn't my favourite niece, seriously, this is so not... Oh, you're

best.

Oh, my God, what will your mum think?

She's surprised.

You have a good body, though, don't you? Jesus.

I can't believe I'm doing this. I really can't believe I'm doing this. Am I

going to take everything off?

Yeah. You want to make sure you're all clean.

I'm all clean, huh?

You're standing there looking at me. I mean, can I just... I like it.

You always want the cheeky one.

I can't believe I'm doing this, but whatever.

Have I got to get in there with you?

Yeah.

You have to make sure you're all cleaned up.

Okay. I guess so.

Ah, wow.

It's not what I expected or what I can tell you now.

Nice.

My favourite.

I hope so.

Oh my

god,

I can't believe you're doing this.

I really am not.

You're going to really like it. Oh, I'm liking it, unfortunately.

I like it maybe a little bit too much.

Well, I am practicing.

I really wasn't good at this.

Oh, I think you'll be very good at it, actually.

I do.

Yeah.

There's everything.

Nice and clean.

It's a lot of soap.

It's getting me so worth it.

I'm sure it is. I think you're worth it. I think you're worth it.

Texted, but very nice.

Honestly, I've never had a massage part like this.

New experiences are dead.

You know what? I agree with you there. I do agree with you there.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, thank you.

That's what we want.

Yes. Yes.

You do have a very nice body, though, my brother said.

First time I've seen you like this.

Almost finished.

Cool.

Holy... Now, hold on. This is a little bit too much. Don't worry.

I'm supposed to clean every part of your body, and I'm supposed to... Yeah, not

every...

Jesus, I mean this, oh God.

I have to.

It's like, this is hot.

Whatever you say, I guess I'm on this fucking farm.

your body is clean.

Mm -hmm, okay.

Whatever you say.

Okay, you know what? I think it's clean.

It's clean, and I think we should go wherever we're supposed to go, because,

yeah, that's... Okay. Okay, I think... Yeah, rinse me. Okay, rinse, yeah. Okay,

okay, I think we're done with the rinsing of that part of my body, and I

we can maybe go wherever we're going to do the rest of this massage, yeah? Yeah.

Okay. We'll get you all rinsed.

You rinse that off for me.

Let's get it all off and we can move on.

Okay, that's good. Alright, that's good. I think it's good.

I think we're good. We're good. We're fine.

Alright,

okay. Let's go.

Let's do it.

Show me where to go and we'll finish this Nuru thing you were talking about.

Very interesting. I was expecting a massage bed.

I know.

For this we'll need something like that.

Things I do for you.

Okay.

Holy cow.

That's quite...

You like it once I rub it all on you? Oh, yeah.

It's pretty slidy.

It feels nice.

And wet.

And wet.

It's kind of relaxing.

It is. You'll enjoy it a lot.

It's certainly something new for me anyway.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

What are you doing?

Well, it's my turn. I have to get myself wet, too.

Okay. All oils. All right. Fair enough.

I guess you're the expert, I suppose.

Uh -huh.

Oh, my goodness.

Your expressions are priceless.

Well, not every day you need to rub a gel on you half -naked while riding like

horse.

This is something unusual.

Thank God your mum and dad are not here today.

I feel

like I'm missing something back here by

looking forwards. I'm missing whatever you're doing. What the hell are you...

my goodness.

Oh my God.

So I was making sure you didn't drop your bowl.

Yeah, I mean, not what I had in mind, but it's

interesting.

I was expecting to hear your boobs are running up down my back.

My boobs help a lot.

Back massages.

Right. This is really good.

Totally a body -to -body experience, isn't it?

Oh yeah.

Wow.

I'm telling everyone in the office about this.

Oh my goodness me.

What is that I feel on my...

Yeah, it is, isn't it? I saw something. Oh, my God.

I'm speechless.

I really am.

I'm so speechless.

You sound like it. It's so funny.

This is what you've been practicing, huh? Well, this is your new technique.

Yeah.

I don't know what to say.

A little too much, I think.

A little too much. Oh, my God, that feels good. Oh, my God, it is, isn't it?

Holy shit.

Oh, what am I doing?

What are you doing to me?

Relax. I'm crying.

Don't worry, I'm crying.

Oh, my God.

What are you doing now?

Are you turning around?

Oh, my God. Yeah My boobs help a lot with massages

people like it.

Yeah. Yeah, I'm sure they love it

I feel like I'm missing quite the show.

How about you turn around?

You want me to turn over?

Uh -huh.

Okay. I guess I can do that.

Sure.

Oh, yes.

Oh, my God, you're covered in that stuff.

What the hell did they pop up?

Oh,

shit.

not enough

this

is such good quality time

yeah good quality time wasn't the kind of quality time i had in mind but i

you had other ideas oh my goodness

me

This is what you call an area massage?

Uh -huh. How the hell did I never hear about this?

Oh my goodness.

If there's anything else I could...

Oh, God.

Oh, you just have incredible boobs.

I just can't believe how beautiful they are.

oh that feels nice it feels amazing

holy hell

every

part of your body every part of the body yeah this is my favorite part yeah

it's probably mine at this point oh my god your boobs are incredible

I'm so good at that.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, God, almost.

Holy shit.

This is incredible.

It's okay.

talented I knew it was going to be your hands but I

can't breathe can you hand check me yep

No. No.

I was against you. Yeah, so do I.

So do I.

No.

Oh, you like that gel, don't you?

Oh, God, yes.

Oh, God, yes.

Oh, God, yes.

put it in put it in

Oh, yes.

Just like that.

Oh, God, yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh, God.

Oh,

yes.

Oh, yeah.

Just like that. Oh, that's the sexiest thing I've ever seen.

That's it.

Oh shit.

Oh god.

Hmm.

It was so good.

It was too good.

Oh, shit.

Oh, fuck it.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

God, come on, duck.

Come on, get back in your pussy, son.

Oh, my God.

Oh.

Here's your gel.

You bad girl.

where I can feel it all within me.

Yes. Yes.

I'll just suck that dick.

Oh, wow.

Oh, my God. A massage.

Holy crap.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh,

my God.

Oh, my

God.

Oh, my God. This is so fucking hard.

This is so fucking hard.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh,

my God. Oh, my God.

Good indeed.

Oh, man.

Thank you.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

I expected what I got this morning.

Wow, wow. It's good to see you again, then.

Oh, yeah.

Not 18 anymore.

Oh, God.

So sexy.

Thank you for practicing with me.

Can we go and see that movie now?