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I wonder what's on my stepdad's phone.
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Oh my god.
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That is huge. Oh my god.
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I didn't even know they came that big.
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I got in the car and, like, my phone's
nowhere.
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And I'm late as it is. Like, I'm out of
it today.
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Yeah.
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Is that my phone right there?
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Yeah. What?
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I'm trying to leave for work. Yeah. I
actually have a question about this.
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but why does my stepdaughter have my
phone when I'm trying to go to work?
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Why are you looking at that?
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You can't look at that.
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Is there no privacy in this house?
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No. You wouldn't go in my room.
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Well, because your mom has me do, like,
dad stuff all the time.
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Look, you're my stepdaughter. You should
not. This is like grown -up stuff,
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okay? This is grown -up stuff.
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Yeah, is it actually that big?
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You shouldn't even be thinking about
this stuff at your age. Is it?
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So is that picture you or... Why am I
having this conversation with my
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stepdaughter? Is it really that big?
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Look.
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Yes, it's my dick. It's my phone. But
this isn't... This is my phone.
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You could be in porn with that size.
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Seriously.
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How would you even know that?
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Like, I don't watch porn.
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Okay. At least... God, thank God you
don't do that. But, um... Look.
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Again. I'm just gonna go to work now,
like... No, no, no. We're gonna forget
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ever saw this.
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No, no, it's okay, like... What's okay?
You can call him sick.
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You mean call... Why would I do that?
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Well, I've never, like, ever seen a dick
that big, and... I mean, in my
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personal life, like, I've never had a,
like, big dick like that. I always get,
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like, really small ones. Well, I
don't...
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Look, this wasn't part of the deal when
I got married to your mother. Like, I
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wasn't supposed to be the one having the
birds and the bees conversations, let
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alone hearing how big the dicks you've
seen are. Well. Okay?
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Like.
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Can I just try it?
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Try what?
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Like, can we have sex?
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What?
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How is that appropriate?
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Oh, fuck. Those are really nice.
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God,
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I cannot unsee certain things. You can't
just... Come on. What? Come on, what?
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It's like, what is?
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I won't tell my mom.
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She's not even home.
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No one's home.
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Look.
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You can't show me them.
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They are pretty...
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Fucking good, though, but you can't...
No, forget I said that. Forget I said
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that. Come on.
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Like,
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let's just have some fun today.
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You're stressed out with work, and... I
could really help with
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that.
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You gotta look.
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You gotta put... No.
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I really don't want to.
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Oh, you really shouldn't.
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Oh, yeah, you definitely... No, this is
not
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okay that I'm even seeing this.
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You're really going to pass up this 18
-year -old pussy?
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I'm sure there's some reason I have to.
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No, come on.
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You fuck my mom, so it's not cheating.
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Well, yeah, I fuck your mom, but that's
because I married your mom.
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There's
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got
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to be some reason this is wrong.
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Okay, okay, okay, um Secret
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every yeah, I think it's like
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like like yawn secret like the most
super super
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I've never seen a dick this big.
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I had
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no
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idea.
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cock inside of me.
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tell your mother about this, but maybe
like when you two are talking by
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yourselves, you can at least like teach
her a couple things.
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Maybe we should go inside.
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Your mom, she's just terrible at that.
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can I do that?
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Okay good.
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