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I wonder what's on my stepdad's phone.

Oh my god.

That is huge. Oh my god.

I didn't even know they came that big.

I got in the car and, like, my phone's nowhere.

And I'm late as it is. Like, I'm out of it today.

Yeah.

Is that my phone right there?

Yeah. What?

I'm trying to leave for work. Yeah. I actually have a question about this.

but why does my stepdaughter have my phone when I'm trying to go to work?

Why are you looking at that?

You can't look at that.

Is there no privacy in this house?

No. You wouldn't go in my room.

Well, because your mom has me do, like, dad stuff all the time.

Look, you're my stepdaughter. You should not. This is like grown -up stuff,

okay? This is grown -up stuff.

Yeah, is it actually that big?

You shouldn't even be thinking about this stuff at your age. Is it?

So is that picture you or... Why am I having this conversation with my

stepdaughter? Is it really that big?

Look.

Yes, it's my dick. It's my phone. But this isn't... This is my phone.

You could be in porn with that size.

Seriously.

How would you even know that?

Like, I don't watch porn.

Okay. At least... God, thank God you don't do that. But, um... Look.

Again. I'm just gonna go to work now, like... No, no, no. We're gonna forget

ever saw this.

No, no, it's okay, like... What's okay? You can call him sick.

You mean call... Why would I do that?

Well, I've never, like, ever seen a dick that big, and... I mean, in my

personal life, like, I've never had a, like, big dick like that. I always get,

like, really small ones. Well, I don't...

Look, this wasn't part of the deal when I got married to your mother. Like, I

wasn't supposed to be the one having the birds and the bees conversations, let

alone hearing how big the dicks you've seen are. Well. Okay?

Like.

Can I just try it?

Try what?

Like, can we have sex?

What?

How is that appropriate?

Oh, fuck. Those are really nice.

God,

I cannot unsee certain things. You can't just... Come on. What? Come on, what?

It's like, what is?

I won't tell my mom.

She's not even home.

No one's home.

Look.

You can't show me them.

They are pretty...

Fucking good, though, but you can't... No, forget I said that. Forget I said

that. Come on.

Like,

let's just have some fun today.

You're stressed out with work, and... I could really help with

that.

You gotta look.

You gotta put... No.

I really don't want to.

Oh, you really shouldn't.

Oh, yeah, you definitely... No, this is not

okay that I'm even seeing this.

You're really going to pass up this 18 -year -old pussy?

I'm sure there's some reason I have to.

No, come on.

You fuck my mom, so it's not cheating.

Well, yeah, I fuck your mom, but that's because I married your mom.

There's

got

to be some reason this is wrong.

Okay, okay, okay, um Secret

every yeah, I think it's like

like like yawn secret like the most super super

I've never seen a dick this big.

I had

no

idea.

cock inside of me.

tell your mother about this, but maybe like when you two are talking by

yourselves, you can at least like teach her a couple things.

Maybe we should go inside.

Your mom, she's just terrible at that.

can I do that?

Okay good.