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Okay, Ashlyn, so you're all set? Everything good?

Yeah, don't worry. The baby's going to probably stay asleep, and I've done this

plenty of times before, so.

Okay, because, you know, he gets cranky, too, if he wakes up.

Don't worry. I'm doing cranky babies.

Okay, good, because I'm really counting on you. I'm going to go have dinner with

the wife.

We'll be back in a couple hours.

All right.

Don't worry. Your baby's safe with me.

That's exactly what I wanted.

all right cool awesome i'll see you in a bit all right have a good time i will

thanks

Have you seen my wallet anywhere?

I needed to grab my roadside assistance card. What are you doing?

Is that my wife's lingerie?

Would you mind explaining what the hell is going on here?

I was... I was just... Going through my wife's shit.

Yeah?

I mean, obviously. Did you steal anything important?

No.

Did you steal anything?

No, I didn't.

Like I'm supposed to believe that you would tell me if you did, right?

I just wanted to try on stuff. I liked your shoes.

I've let you in this house so many times, okay?

Under my roof to watch over my child.

We've trusted you, and this is how you repay us.

I'm sorry. I just... You're sorry?

I think you'd probably be best to just pack up your shit and get out of here.

I'll just call off the dinner tonight, and we'll make sure to find somebody

to babysit next time. But I really need this job.

I mean, college isn't cheap. I need to pay for college.

I pay for my own books and computer and stuff.

So then rip off the people that are actually helping you facilitate that? I

swear I didn't take anything.

I swear.

I'm just... I like her stuff. She has really nice things.

So what are you... You know, what do you expect me to do here?

Huh?

Seriously.

I'm sorry, Mr. Rosano.

I bet you are.

Yeah. Great.

So if you can just, you know, kind of... Is there anything I can do to make up

for it?

I'm not sure I know exactly what you're insinuating, but if you're saying what I

think you're saying, do I look like a scumbag that cheats on his wife?

I mean... With his son asleep in the next room?

Are you kidding me right now? Seriously?

You're trying to ruin my marriage on top of the fact that you've decided to

rummage through all of my wife's shit.

I'm a really good cocksucker.

Oh, yeah? Is that what you're going to put on your resume when you get out of

college?

I've already told you that that's not part of the deal here, okay?

Come on.

Seriously, you know, there's cameras all over this house.

Your wife doesn't watch that.

She's too busy doing karate or something.

I can't, I can't let you do this, okay?

Come on.

You'll be doing both of us a favor.

Oh, God, yeah. Well, I mean,

she doesn't really do much of that anymore.

This is so wrong. I can't, I can't follow through with this.

She's waiting for me at the restaurant.

You see, it took a little longer than you thought to find your card or

you were looking for.

Seriously, though, I mean, there is a massive difference, right?

If you just think about cheating, it's not the same as actually cheating,

You know, I'm a good babysitter.

I'm a great cocksucker.

to go on the record and say I'm feeling very conflicted about this.

You sure that he's still

asleep? Yeah.

Elizabeth hasn't sucked my dick since college.

Wow.

Big house that you give her.

She's like your cock.

Yeah, I would.

Oh, fuck.

Really, really gilded hat.

Fuck your face. Just a little more. Just a little more. Right there.

Right there.

Yes.

Yes.

Look at that sloppy fucking head.

Look at that.

I'm spitting in your face.

You sound dirty.

Get the other one too.

Did that go deep in your throat?

I need to go lay down.

How many fucking books?

Oh,

that's nice.

Look at that fucking bush, too.

Oh, my wife used to use this to grow her bush out.

my wife doesn't.

Fuck, your pussy's gonna cum on your pretty face.

that fucking cock, don't you?

I love fucking my employer's cock.

Oh, yeah.

Massage my balls when I fuck you.

Yeah.

face quickly quickly sit down oh

no squeeze my balls squeeze them i got more in there for you

That was... Wait a second.

My wife's still waiting for me at the restaurant.

I don't know why I agreed to this.

You're awesome, okay? Your job's intact.

Can I keep the lingerie?

Yeah, sure, whatever.

Please, just keep your mouth shut, okay?

Okay. Please?