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Oh my god, you're so much fucking fun. I can't believe it. Why?

And what would make you say something like that? And why wouldn't I be fun?

I don't know. You're just, you're going with Ivy. I figure you'd be some sort of

lawyer, stick -in -the -mud type.

Obviously I'm not.

And what is the thing going on between you and Ivy anyways?

I don't know what you mean.

It's like you're in competition for attention for whatever guy, like even

parents and especially your dad.

Really? I feel like dad's always kind of favored Ivy.

Yeah, exactly what Ivy said about you.

Seriously? Yeah.

I guess there's some weird shit going on between you guys, huh? Really? I never

really noticed.

Yeah.

Well, I'm not ready. Do you want to go in?

Race you.

Loser gets a spanking.

Yeah. All right.

Come on,

slowpoke. Ha -ha.

Come over here.

You got this.

And the T -25.

It's really, really hard.

Loser! What? You cheated.

Dixie! What?

Seriously!

Girls, will you stop fighting for just one minute?

You're grown -ups.

Act like it. Look, I was just playing some tennis because Ivy's too tired to

play.

Oh, I forgot to tell you.

What? I'll tell you when I come back.

Surprise!

Hi!

How are you? Good to see you.

You look great. Thank you.

That's the one. Thank you. Your dad told me you were going to be visiting for

the holidays.

Yeah, actually, uh, well, she works at the market.

I ran into her a few days ago.

Yeah, I'm a checker. Can you believe it?

Uh, no.

I mean, I'm still working my way through school, but, you know, taking a couple

semesters off, saving up some cash, and it's a good job.

Yeah, I'm sure.

Adrienne, why don't you join us for dinner? It'll be great.

Really? Are you sure? Oh, yeah.

And what about Dixie?

I don't give a fuck about Dixie.

Ivy! No, I don't.

Oh, well, you know, I'm sorry to be such a pain. I should let you two lesbians

bond because I need to take a shower anyway.

Do you want to join?

Dixie! Stop it!

Well, I'm sorry. I just love messing with Ivy. She takes it so well.

Well, isn't this great? Friends and family all together for the holidays.

I mean, what could be better?

It's your favorite.

You've always loved it. You've always loved it. I've never loved it.

She's such a kidder.

I'm going to go check on it.

I

don't

think I was adopted.

Adopted? No.

Ivy, we actually stole you from... Abandoned gypsies that came passing

the area about 23 years ago You were cute, but you were dirty It brambles in

your hair and nails the size of steak knives We cleaned you up. We trimmed

nails. We loved you like you're one of our own Seriously dad

Okay,

what was I'm gonna head up and freshen up a bit it's an IV

Your mother's worked really hard to make this dish your favorite dish, so be

grateful, okay? Just for once.

Well, I know it's been almost three years, but damn, it doesn't seem like

anything's changed.

I know.

Ivy, I'm just kidding.

It's your family. It's the holidays.

Come on.

No, you know, it's really my fault.

I should have never brought you. I just thought, what, three years and things

would be different.

But it's like you guys are living in some time machine.

Yeah.

Hey, I have to go pee.

I'll be right back, okay?

Okay.

See, I told you I would.

I told you it would be like this.

Yeah.

You had to come. You're like, oh, let's go see your family.

I'll make it, though.

I feel really bad.

I mean, like, I should go help mom in the kitchen.

Yeah, good idea. I think I need to freshen up.

See you in a second. Yeah.

Honey, we don't have time to do anything with the kids downstairs.

Oh, Adrian, what are you doing in here?

I missed you.

Okay, this is absolutely the wrong time to be doing this.

I think it's absolutely the right time to be doing this. Okay, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no.

Remember that time I slept over with Ivy?

And we woke up to get a snack in the middle of the night. And you saw me in

bathroom.

And what was I doing?

You were masturbating.

I was masturbating.

Why was I masturbating? I guess you said that you found me attractive because I

was sexy and funny and charming.

I'm an older man type of way. Yeah.

And you had to have me. I couldn't get you out of my mind.

And you did have me. Yes, I did have you.

And again.

Yes. And again.

And you don't want me anymore.

Yes.

Yes.

I want it to be a challenge.

I swear to God if I get in trouble with this.

there's more in here

There is your magic wand.

Hmm.

What is this?

Yes, yes.

That's it.

That's it.

That's it my love.

That's it my love.

Oh, my God.

Oh, that's it.

Oh, that's it. I fucking need it.

That's it. I fucking need it.

Yes, baby.

Yes. Yes.

Yes. Yes.

One more time.

Yes. Right down that fucking throat.

That's it. Just a little bit more.

There we go.

Oh, that's my girl. That's my girl. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

That's it.

There we go.

There we go. Hold it there. Just hold it there.

Just love it.

Oh my God. Oh my God.

Yes. Yes, please.

Oh, my God.

That's it. Oh, yeah.

Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Thank you.