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Oh my god, you're so much fucking fun. I
can't believe it. Why?
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And what would make you say something
like that? And why wouldn't I be fun?
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I don't know. You're just, you're going
with Ivy. I figure you'd be some sort of
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lawyer, stick -in -the -mud type.
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Obviously I'm not.
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And what is the thing going on between
you and Ivy anyways?
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I don't know what you mean.
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It's like you're in competition for
attention for whatever guy, like even
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parents and especially your dad.
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Really? I feel like dad's always kind of
favored Ivy.
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Yeah, exactly what Ivy said about you.
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Seriously? Yeah.
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I guess there's some weird shit going on
between you guys, huh? Really? I never
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really noticed.
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Yeah.
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Well, I'm not ready. Do you want to go
in?
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Race you.
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Loser gets a spanking.
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Yeah. All right.
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Come on,
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slowpoke. Ha -ha.
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Come over here.
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You got this.
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And the T -25.
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It's really, really hard.
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Loser! What? You cheated.
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Dixie! What?
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Seriously!
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Girls, will you stop fighting for just
one minute?
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You're grown -ups.
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Act like it. Look, I was just playing
some tennis because Ivy's too tired to
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play.
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Oh, I forgot to tell you.
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What? I'll tell you when I come back.
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Surprise!
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Hi!
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How are you? Good to see you.
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You look great. Thank you.
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That's the one. Thank you. Your dad told
me you were going to be visiting for
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the holidays.
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Yeah, actually, uh, well, she works at
the market.
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I ran into her a few days ago.
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Yeah, I'm a checker. Can you believe it?
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Uh, no.
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I mean, I'm still working my way through
school, but, you know, taking a couple
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semesters off, saving up some cash, and
it's a good job.
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Yeah, I'm sure.
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Adrienne, why don't you join us for
dinner? It'll be great.
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Really? Are you sure? Oh, yeah.
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And what about Dixie?
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I don't give a fuck about Dixie.
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Ivy! No, I don't.
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Oh, well, you know, I'm sorry to be such
a pain. I should let you two lesbians
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bond because I need to take a shower
anyway.
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Do you want to join?
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Dixie! Stop it!
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Well, I'm sorry. I just love messing
with Ivy. She takes it so well.
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Well, isn't this great? Friends and
family all together for the holidays.
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I mean, what could be better?
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It's your favorite.
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You've always loved it. You've always
loved it. I've never loved it.
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She's such a kidder.
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I'm going to go check on it.
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I
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don't
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think I was adopted.
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Adopted? No.
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Ivy, we actually stole you from...
Abandoned gypsies that came passing
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the area about 23 years ago You were
cute, but you were dirty It brambles in
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your hair and nails the size of steak
knives We cleaned you up. We trimmed
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nails. We loved you like you're one of
our own Seriously dad
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Okay,
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what was I'm gonna head up and freshen
up a bit it's an IV
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Your mother's worked really hard to make
this dish your favorite dish, so be
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grateful, okay? Just for once.
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Well, I know it's been almost three
years, but damn, it doesn't seem like
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anything's changed.
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I know.
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Ivy, I'm just kidding.
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It's your family. It's the holidays.
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Come on.
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No, you know, it's really my fault.
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I should have never brought you. I just
thought, what, three years and things
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would be different.
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But it's like you guys are living in
some time machine.
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Yeah.
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Hey, I have to go pee.
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I'll be right back, okay?
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Okay.
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See, I told you I would.
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I told you it would be like this.
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Yeah.
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You had to come. You're like, oh, let's
go see your family.
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I'll make it, though.
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I feel really bad.
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I mean, like, I should go help mom in
the kitchen.
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Yeah, good idea. I think I need to
freshen up.
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See you in a second. Yeah.
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Honey, we don't have time to do anything
with the kids downstairs.
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Oh, Adrian, what are you doing in here?
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I missed you.
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Okay, this is absolutely the wrong time
to be doing this.
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I think it's absolutely the right time
to be doing this. Okay, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no.
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Remember that time I slept over with
Ivy?
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And we woke up to get a snack in the
middle of the night. And you saw me in
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bathroom.
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And what was I doing?
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You were masturbating.
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I was masturbating.
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Why was I masturbating? I guess you said
that you found me attractive because I
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was sexy and funny and charming.
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I'm an older man type of way. Yeah.
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And you had to have me. I couldn't get
you out of my mind.
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And you did have me. Yes, I did have
you.
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And again.
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Yes. And again.
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And you don't want me anymore.
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Yes.
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Yes.
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I want it to be a challenge.
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I swear to God if I get in trouble with
this.
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there's more in here
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There is your magic wand.
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Hmm.
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What is this?
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Yes, yes.
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That's it.
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That's it.
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That's it my love.
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That's it my love.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, that's it.
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Oh, that's it. I fucking need it.
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That's it. I fucking need it.
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Yes, baby.
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Yes. Yes.
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Yes. Yes.
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One more time.
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Yes. Right down that fucking throat.
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That's it. Just a little bit more.
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There we go.
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Oh, that's my girl. That's my girl. Oh,
my God.
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Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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That's it.
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There we go.
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There we go. Hold it there. Just hold it
there.
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Just love it.
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Oh my God. Oh my God.
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Yes. Yes, please.
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Oh, my God.
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That's it. Oh, yeah.
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Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.
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Yes.
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Yes.
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Yes.
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Thank you.
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