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What are we going to do today?

I'm kind of bored. I don't know. What do you want to do?

I don't know. You think dads are gone?

I don't know.

Should we check?

Yeah.

I think they're gone.

Yeah, for sure. I don't know. Shit, they're gone.

I don't know.

I don't know.

Okay.

I'm going to show you what this is. What? What is it? Dude, so I was going

through my dad's phone last night.

I mean, just don't tell him. Okay. Um.

What did you see?

Yo, he was looking at this, like, porn website.

Of what?

Of, like, dads, like, sleeping with their daughters.

No way. Yeah, yeah. He never leaves his history. No way. No, that's right. Okay,

hold on.

Let me.

Dude, look at this video. This is the last video he looked at.

It's over.

This is what he was watching? Yeah.

That's what he watches.

I was like trying to watch it, but I had to show you.

Are they

friends?

I don't know.

I think so.

Yeah, I can see it. It's hot.

For sure.

I had a dream about it one time.

About my dad. Your dad? Yeah. No.

Yeah, but it was just a dream.

Yeah. It was a light dream?

Yeah. Oh, shit.

That's, that's, I mean, that's kind of hot.

Did you?

I don't know.

I don't know.

What's the name of your site anyway?

It's dollarswap .com. Okay.

Right?

I'm getting warm.

How are you?

They're cute.

They're not just hot, but they're cute.

For sure, right? They're fun.

Like besties?

Like us!

What are you doing?

Hm? What are you doing?

You're going to turn it on? Yeah, I am.

I have an idea.

I have an idea.

What?

Hold the camera.

I want to show you something.

What is it?

I thought you were going to show me something.

Where did you get that?

Did you get it offline?

How long have you had that?

I don't know, a little bit. I bought it off my dad.

Have you ever tried it?

No.

You want to?

I can pretend.

I can try.

I'll be your dad for a little bit.

They're not here.

Why not, right?

I never actually really put it on.

You want to try it?

I guess, yeah.

It's kind of weird having this.

I don't know.

I don't know how to work this thing. Hold on.

Like this, I think?

Oh, you have nice hair.

Take your shirt off.

You look

so pretty.

This is good.

You can see.

Look.

Oh, my God.

These girls are going insane right now.

I'm gonna take that off.

you still want to?

I

don't

know I'm in such a pleasure to have you

Maybe we should just make a different video. Maybe we should make a nicer one.

Maybe we're being a little too naughty.

I don't want them to be like, what's the most scary?

I don't want them to be like, what's up?

We can't do it. We can't do it. It's just a little.

Thank you.

Keep going like that.

Tell me who he is. Tell me who he is.

How do you even get pets? Tell me who he is, Daddy.

Daddy. Daddy.

Daddy.

Who's he calling Daddy?

Who's he calling Daddy?

What does he look like?

Good girl.

Oh, my God.

Daddy's a good girl.

You're a good dad.

And I'm a good dad. All right?

Okay.

You're right, man. You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right.

You're right.

You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right.

right. You're right.

Yeah,

why are you on dollar swap dad?

Yeah on your phone? Yeah, it was on the search history.

You don't delete your search history What what what you want to tell you is

You shouldn't be going through our phones, all right? We're businessmen.

always working. You might send somebody a text you're not supposed to.

I'm very disappointed.

Especially in you.

What? Yeah. So what, are we in trouble?

We're going to discuss that in about a second, all right?

I don't want to see you guys touching our phones again.

All right? I want you guys to get up and be in the living room because we're

going to have a serious fucking talk.

Especially you. We've never had a more serious talk. Let's go.

You end it with the...

Let's go. Just fucking go. In the fucking living room. Now. Don't even

about your clothes. Just go. Now.

Let's go. In the living room. Now.

Sit. They actually have the audacity to get on us.

Please sit.

This is ridiculous.

I can't even believe we're having this conversation. We're going to.

We are.

And I'll tell you why.

We're fucking disappointed, alright?

We raised you guys better. You guys are supposed to be helping each other out,

alright, through school.

You know, like, look for a job.

Instead, you're fucking each other with a dildo.

It's not funny. It's not funny. It's not funny. Sorry.

So, yeah, we are disappointed.

I mean, I don't even know how. Well, we're at work, alright, busting our

Trying to fucking figure out how to get that brick oven.

Alright? You guys are over here.

What's so funny?

That's the problem.

Everything's a joke to you guys.

Get it out. Get it out.

Who bought you that?

Who bought you that?

It's not that serious. Come on.

We were just playing around.

How about this?

You guys are never going to see each other again. But we're best friends.

not friends no more. You think we're not friends? You think we're not friends?

It's over. No, no, no.

It's over. That's it. You're never coming over to my house again.

All right?

No more fantasy football.

Done. Done. Done. Done. Done. Done. No, we were just playing around. It's not

that serious. We saw your phone. You guys were watching Daughter Swap. Let me

ask you something. We thought we'd try something like that. What do you think

would happen if your mothers found out?

No.

We're nice. Remember, you guys come to us for everything and we give it to you.

Wait till your mom finds out.

I think that's it.

You're done.

And when she sees that... Don't.

I'm going to send her a picture.

And she's on her period.

So get ready.

We're going to have another call when we get home.

That's it, man.

It's been cool. No, stop.

Can we just like all watch it together?

Improve what?

Wait, wait, wait. You like it, right? He likes it. We liked it. Why can't we

just like it together?

Or try, at least. You're really trying to weasel your way out of this one.

That's actually a good idea, but it wouldn't work because, I don't know,

like... Why? We all like it.

You really want to watch it? You really want to watch that with us? Yeah.

Ready? Yeah.

I'm down.

Maybe we should, I don't.

Try it. I mean, it's not like we're ever going to see each other again anyway,

so, right? This is pretty much the last time you're coming over to my house, so

we can. I honestly, that's what I was going to say. It's nothing against you,

man. You tried, but obviously they're not a good influence.

So I'm going to put it up there. Let's try. Okay, we'll do this. We'll do this

then. All right. Fine.

Do you want me to show you the one we were looking at?

Yeah, sure.

That was the last one on your history.

All right, guys, get together.

Oh, that's a good one. Well, just watch.

I don't remember that part.

They call up daughters all right.

You guys really like that?

Yeah. You like it?

Me? Yeah.

Yeah. I mean, what? You guys just like it?

What do you guys think? Is it the corner or the idea of what they're actually

doing? Which one is it?

I like the idea.

You are.

It's not so big a deal.

Right? Listen, I... Maybe we are overreacting a little bit. Yeah, maybe

What do you think?

What do you think of what I'm thinking?

I don't know, man. What are you thinking?

I think, yeah.

Yeah?

All right.

I would.

Look, you guys obviously have shamed us and caught us off guard with this whole

thing. And the dildo was just...

We're really uncalled for.

And I will get on your ass about that when I'm done.

But I think, as well as my good friend here thinks,

maybe we can resolve all of this.

Maybe what we need is to get the tension out in the best way we see possible.

Who knows, maybe we try it and everybody, you know, nobody likes it and

forget about it and we don't even have to tell your mothers.

Mom doesn't have to know. She doesn't have to know. Right?

Can I take this off?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Get comfortable.

Dad, don't look.

I'm going to look.

So, you want to maybe...

Shake on a deal of maybe keeping this between us and... Not a word

from you. Not a word to mom.

Yeah. Or to any of your little friends. Why not?

Shake on it.

You sure about this, honey?

This is what you want? Yeah.

Fuck it. Fuck it.

Why don't you sit on my lap? Let me talk to you real quick, huh?

Come here.

Come here. Come here. I can't be mad at you. Are you sure?

Yeah. Are you?

I'm okay as long as you're okay. That's what you want? I'm okay. He's your best

friend. I trust you. Yeah?

He's not too old.

No.

We should switch.

Come on. Come over here.

You good?

It's okay, huh?

Yeah. Are you okay?

Yeah, I'm so proud of you.

You're fucking all grown up, huh?

Yeah.

Well, you've been feeding her.

These tubes are so fucking nice, baby.

I think

this

was the right choice.

You two besties.

Hold

her

hands. Hold her hands.

She needs to be grounded just know how to start

Wow. Wow.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Wow.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

I'm watching too many of those videos.

You know what? You can stay at our house any time.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh, she's like holding me in by my fucking dick. It's crazy.

I think this is better than swapping lives. Yeah, yeah, this is the best

Let me see how long it takes.

Just like this. Keep it right there. Good,

yes. Keep doing what you were just doing.

Oh, my God.

I need to fuck your daughter.

I think it's time.

Respectfully. Yeah.

Always respect.

I can help you, Dad.

Yeah, you got me? I got you. Thanks for helping your own dad out. Have fun.

Appreciate it.

Remember.

So listen, when you fuck my friend, fuck him good.

Alright?

You got that? Okay.

Alright. I'll make it right. I'll drop this.

Wow.

You two are best friends. Why don't you two look at each other?

Thank you.

Thank you.

Are they doing the videos?

Get up, get up, get up.

You're doing so good, honey.

You're doing good, honey. You're fucking amazing.

You took care of your friend real good.

Daddy,

can you hold her?

Why not, she said.

I'm sorry.

Just hold it there steady right there

Your daughter really enjoys getting fucked.

Yes, she does.

Her ass babies

Where else are you going?

Right in the morning.

Daddy like this? Yeah, just like that.

A deal's a deal. You don't say shit to your mother or any friends, alright?

Or this is not happening again. And you guys are not being friends anymore.