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Getting up from the house, you know how I am.

All of the stuff in here, I like to be just perfect.

Helps me sleep at night, you know?

Yeah, that sounds like a lot of fun.

I definitely wish that I was doing something more fun tonight than just

and picking up from the house.

Yeah. That's true. I do like to stay in a lot, but, you know, I don't think I

have much time.

Yeah, definitely.

You want to hang out tomorrow?

I literally have nothing planned.

I just got to do a few things for work and... Oh, yeah, totally.

I totally forgot that it was Christmas Eve.

Well, maybe the next day?

Right. Christmas Day.

Well, that's cool.

I'll definitely have to see you before New Year's.

Okay.

Happy holidays, I guess.

Thank you.

Mom!

Dad! Hi sweetie!

What the hell are you doing here?

title years ago.

Thank God you're here, Dad.

Wait, it just hit me. You guys actually flew across the entire country and just

showed up at my house?

Surprise! Actually, not really. Come on.

We are. Right?

God, that thing is old.

So your mother wants me to catch this whole thing on video and make her happy,

okay? Oh, make her happy?

Yeah.

Like, it's not pretty fucked up that you guys should came to my house without my

consent? Uh, honey, no curse words.

No, I'm not fucking with you.

It's not like I'm here to try to fuck with you.

Oh my god, fuck this.

Fuck you.

Because I know how your mother can be a handless person.

Oh, my God.

Oliver's coming?

God, wake me up from this nightmare.

You're coming on a later flight, but I'm here.

So, right?

And then I'm going to make it all better for you.

Yes, and did your father tell you?

I got you a onesie.

Yeah, what's going on?

I was just like, oh, thanks, Mom.

Dad, wake up. Wake up.

I just need you to help me button this.

Could you just take it in?

Come on, Dad. Please?

I can't believe that you would invite Oliver.

He's just such a bratty little beater, you know?

You love him better.

Beatable.

You know, maybe it'd be

easier if I went this way.

Let's give it a try.

Is that better for you?

I do hope I got the right size.

I think it'll fit. We just kind of, I don't know, stretch it or something.

You're so cute.

Thanks a lot for the outfit, Mom.

You're so welcome.

I wasn't feeling very vested, but now that you guys came over, I think I'm

getting right in the Christmas spirit.

Don't tell me to hear.

In the group.

I'm glad to see you have culture here.

You know, Mom, you always taught me and raised me right, so don't worry.

Everything here is just up to your standards, I promise.

Are you stretching out the butt flap, Dad?

I'm going to make sure that it's going to get on there.

Dammit.

You gotta be patient, Kay.

Your father's all thumbs.

I know.

Maybe if I turn around over this way?

You think that helps at all?

They were talking about you in those Christmas stories. You must be Santa's

little helper. That's right.

Mom,

did you bring all my favorite ornaments?

I did. I can't wait to show you.

What does the tree do? You have to save the star for me.

I want to be the one to set the star.

Always. I would never ruin that tradition.

Good. Oh dear, you always get so distracted in the UK.

Hurry up and get that taken care of, that way we can go to the training.

Morning.

You might want to try a little faster then.

Mom, did you make this Christmas stuff?

How did you know?

I mean, you can make people on this show. Are you kidding me?

Just wait until the opening is broken.

I don't know.

I just picked it up.

You need it.

I'm going to help you with that since your arthritis is acting up. At least I

can do it.

He always could tell me I was the best daughter ever.

He just gets me right in Christmas

spirit.

Reminds me of last year.

Great start.

And don't forget the cranberry sauce.

You're right,

you're right. Sorry, Mom.

Let's see, we got the green bean in the roll.

Ham. Oh, your brother doesn't eat ham, so we're going to need to get a turkey.

can't believe he's got it in the bill.

Well, the tree's not going to finish itself, so get over there and get to

All right, darling.

Can I sit on the lap and ask you for some stuff for Christmas?

Sure.

Santa, for Christmas this year, I think I want new headphones.

Maybe some for Mom, too.

Mom, I think he needs new headphones.

He needs them so much better if he has them.

Headphones are great.

Well, I feel like I'm on Santa's good list.

I think you definitely are.

I wouldn't.

Also, like, hmm.

Dude, this is kind of a tight fit.

I know.

It is.

Maybe you just got to put it in there.

There you go.

That's good advice.

Do you think you could also get me the laptop?

Of course.

Mom,

you're like our little helper elf.

I think maybe,

oh, you're right, that does need to be adjusted.

Right there.

Good eye, okay?

Looks so good.

You're so adorable in that bun, sweetie.

I love it.

You're the best outfit to pick out for me, Mom.

Just like her mom.

Perfect. Found a couple left.

You'll pick the best spots for them, I know.

You two have pretty good eyes and eyes.

You do.

You're just very observant, Mom.

Look,

Dad.

The tree's coming along really well.

Participate too.

There you go. That was the little one.

Perfect. Good thoughts.

You're the best at it.

I think that's probably dad's second favorite cookie.

We all know what his first favorite one is.

It's just lovely.

You're doing great, babe.

You always decorate the Christmas tree so good.

Excuse me, dear.

No problem.

Oh, okay.

I think he's liking it.

Wow.

Perfect.

I can't wait till we fill up this tree with all the presents that we can do.

I'm so glad we can go home together.

I know, right? It's wonderful.

I have the best family ever.

The tree looks so beautiful.

It's awfully tangled, isn't it, Mom?

It is!

Honey, you know that's not good for your back.

You need to come up here.

Oh.

Doing me, right?

Take care of yourself.

Good idea, Mom.

Daddy, that's that.

I've been doing this a while.

Oh, just gorgeous.

Beautiful.

Sweetheart, I see that yoga's been paying off.

Definitely. I've been getting so much more flexible lately.

I'm so proud of you.

Okay.

Gorgeous, Mom.

You don't? It's looking pretty good.

You know, Oliver does not know what he's going to be out on tonight.

Shame he couldn't be here.

I know. This is like his favorite tradition.

I'm so excited!

I'm so glad you're here for Christmas.

You definitely put the Christmas cheer back into me.

Your little reindeer bells are ringing, Dad.

They certainly are.

Oh dear, I think one of these plugs is out. Will you fix that later?

Of course.

Right there.

I think right there is perfect.

Can you put that gingerbread man to the front of the tree?

That looks just right.

Perfect.

That is perfect.

It sure feels good to be here and spend time with you, honey.

I guess it wasn't so bad having you guys over.

I'm sorry if I was a little mean earlier.

I just needed to release,

you know, and take some stress out.

I hope I get to put the star out today.

Yeah, I was just thinking, it's almost time.

Daddy, do you think it's almost time?

Oh, it's almost time. Yeah.

I think your daddy's going to need to lift you up there, though.

Do you have the strength of lifting me up, Daddy, after all this hard work

you've done today?

And coming here, it's been such a long day for you.

Oh, he's nice and strong.

I've been so nice all year long. I think I deserve one.

I'm Lady Santa.

Merry Christmas!

There we go.

As you know, we lost our location about minutes.

Yeah. It's really fortuitous that you got your mom and dad that 90 -minute

massage so we could shoot this second because this is really important. We

it done before Christmas.

We can flow and you guys can get your sex on, and we can get out of here

they know it.

Perfect. You know, I didn't want to cancel on you guys. My agent would have

killed me.

And so I had that group on for a couple's massage for me and Sohati,

You know, I just gave it to my parents instead, and they thought it was a gift,

so. All right, awesome. So I can't believe it. Thank you very much. I

you. Thank you for saving the day and the scenes. You lost your location,

Okay, other than when they're, like, barging into my house unannounced

my consent.

Yeah, that's kind of rude, especially since you're, like, 22 years old, and,

know, you have this bomb -ass trip.

Yeah. You know, I didn't give them consent to come, but whatever.

It is what it is. What if you were having sex with Oliver?

With Oliver?

Yeah, all of Vegas.

Oh, well, you know, listen, I'm not trying to talk on my base about the

right now. I really just want to get wet.

Oh, well, that's what you're here for. All right, so you're a little bit out of

the wardrobe.

What are the seats for? Okay.

For the team's heat strip, you've got to have, like, your cooking gear on, bro.

I know.

I'm ready for it. I'm ready.

All right, so go change real quick. I'm going to turn this camera on.

And then, are you pretty much good to go? Yeah, I'm ready.

Well, cool. She requested you, so good.

I have

like

this camcorder that my parents used yesterday to film some stuff.

Yeah, let me look around for it. Okay. No.

Oh,

there it is.

Okay. Is that going to work for you?

Yeah, well, it's what I'm designing, but it'll have to do for now.

Like I said, I like them all.

Awesome. Thank you. All right, you guys.

We'll shoot in a minute.

And action.

What are you doing here?

You're on a bad stick.

I am on a bad stick.

Yes, you are.

I don't want to get caught or anything.

Is there anything I can do else? Oh, yeah.

You can make my little elf become a big elf.

I like that.

Honey!

Oh my god, what are you doing here, Zephro?

What the fuck's going on here?

What are you doing? This is my actual stepbrother.

What? Yeah, what are you three bags doing in my sister's house?

Cool, do you want to join in?

No, it's Christmas Eve. Why aren't you with your friends and family?

Get the fuck out of her house.

Okay. Yeah, you little keyboard elf, go. What are you doing here?

Maybe one day.

What is this? And why are you still recording?

What is this?

Oh.

Shall we?

Am I going back?

You guys are ruining everything.

Who is this guy? Are we real?

My stepbrother. Really?

My real stepbrother. Actually, I'm out.

Yeah. Wait, wait.

What? Are you kidding me? You really just cost me $1 ,500 and ruined my

scene? $1 ,500?

What are you, some secret porn star doing her life?

A holiday Christine debut?

Wait, that's exactly what's happening here.

Look, today is not the day to be an asshole to me, okay?

Just keep it under wraps for mom and dad.

Not half bad at it.

Oh, you're great.

You're great, dear little sister of mine.

I'm in the Christmas spirit, okay?

Definitely, um, the giving.

So, get to the point, what do you want?

Oh, well, uh, basically, I'm going to be your porn video.

Uh, no.

And I want $500.

You're, you're literally my actual, literal stepbrother.

I know.

You know how you always watch those, everyone wants to see, like, they want

like, bump their stepbrother, right? Everyone wants to do that. And, like,

you're a method actress.

This might be your Christmas.

Like, wish, but this is definitely not my Christmas. Yeah, but, like, do you

remember what we did that, you know, that summer at camp?

Let's not talk about summer camp here.

Okay.

Um, so, I can be in this, right?

Here, here, here, here.

Let me see.

Oh, it needs a line. Perfect.

Yeah, you know all you have to do is ask me all these questions and record me

with the

camcorder

Yeah,

you look great definitely happy holiday Yeah,

yeah,

yeah, I'm not doing anything Okay, yeah, let me sit

down sure perfect all right

All right, this action.

Hey, Skeeters. My name is Kay Lovely, and I am your teensy all -star this

holiday season.

Can't wait to celebrate it with you.

Wow, that was great. That was great. First question,

do you have a message to your fans?

Absolutely. I just want to thank all of you guys for watching all my porn and

watching these titties bounce up and down while I write a talk. I appreciate

so much.

And I'm going to give you a super sexy, hot, slobbery theme today.

So I hope you guys enjoy it.

Love you.

Wow. That was pretty great, Kay.

Next question.

What's the sexiest gift you've ever received?

Okay, don't tell Mom and Dad about this, okay?

Okay. All right.

So remember that boyfriend I had?

Last year, well, last Christmas, he got me this vibrator that goes inside me,

and you can control it from your phone to make it vibrate with you. Remember

that New Year's dinner we had with the family?

Yeah. Yeah, so when we were there, that's why it was kind of weird, because

was just, like, using it on me the entire dinner.

That's why you were dancing everywhere.

I mean, yeah, that's why. I mean, not really dancing, more like, you know,

horniness.

I thought it was dancing.

Okay. Well, now we know what it was.

All right. What can I say? I'm with the family.

All right. I guess this is the last question.

Okay. Are you on Santa's naughty or nice list?

I would say I'm on both lists, but probably a little bit more on the

list because, I mean, I'm going to fuck my stepbrother today, so pretty naughty.

That is very naughty, actually.

All right, perfect.

Well, that wraps up the questionnaire.

And now, honestly, the script says... You guys start stripping down for me.

Okay.

Don't I look like a cute little present under the tree for you?

Yeah, let me... Let me...

This is what we try college for.

Perfect. Okay, yeah. Yeah, keep doing what you want. Sure.

I absolutely love it.

Way better than summer camp.

A lot more grown up than summer camp.

Definitely are.

You haven't even seen what I've grown since then.

I can see why you would be doing this then. Oh my god.

What do you think?

Not quite Jingle Bells, but I think they're a little bit better than Jingle

Bells. Yes, I think it's perfect.

Happy holidays to me. Happy holidays to you, brother.

Maybe we should take off the glasses.

Oh wow!

How could I not? Look at this.

It keeps shrugging my candy cane park.

Yeah.

I'm going to plug on it. Oh my god.

Looks like I'm all stripped out of these.

Why don't we get some Christmas cheer to leave there?

Yeah. So that's what I'm going to blowjob at. Let me try it.

Yeah. Yeah, cool.

Don't come

too fast.

Okay. I got a good dick blowing game. Alright, you tell me when to come move.

Okay.

What do

you

say, Petra? Is it time for me to hop on that Christmas car?

Don't tease me like you're giving to me.

that christmas tree step bro

getting

nice and deep in my person just like that

I can see why you'd be doing this.

Oh my god.

Maybe you could do it with me.

I think I'm buried in there, Dean.

No, give it back, give it back.

What's your favorite position to watch porn?

Is there a spot that you watch?

Um, I want to see.

I want to see. Yeah, I want to see. Yeah, I want to see.

Okay.

Oh my

god.

It's quite a fit.

professional. This is crazy.

Really good at this.

Thank you, stepbrother.

Couldn't have done this without your help.

And I must say, I think it's so much hotter that you're my real stepbrother.

Yeah?

It's way better than fucking guys that aren't my real brother.

I just like fucking my real stepbrother instead.

Do you want me to show you something, Sepra? Yeah. That you've never done

before. Yeah, what is it?

Okay.

So I'm going to go here on the floor.

And I'm going to go upside down.

You want

to

do it that way? Okay.

Yeah.

You're bald and you're a victim. That egg will kind of look like a Christmas

ornament.

Let me get out of your set, brother.

Oh, God, yes.

Yes,

yes, yes.

But be nice and deep just like that.

Ready for the tree ornaments?

Look at those ornaments.

Just like that.

That's such a good Christmas flag.

You made it?

I made it Give it back to

me

behind me and saddle me up like Santa's sleigh?

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Yeah,

stuff it in me.

Stuff my stocking full of that cock.

Oh, yes.

Oh my god Just

like that, oh my god Wow,

you really are great at that

Dangle those jingle balls in my face.

Shake them on my face.

Oh, yeah.

It's a season of giving except for you give me all that cum.

Oh, yeah. Jiggle your titties for me, sis.

Put all that cum on my chimney.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah. Play with your titties.

Yeah, just like that.

just like that just like that please please oh i'm gonna go a little

slut this year i need that big load please oh

yeah

here

we go

I'm coming, sis.

All over your face.

You had such a big load for me today.

Oh my god, damn.

You are sexy.

You're not too bad yourself.

Maybe I could tell my agent about you.

No. We can't both just be in the sex industry.

Our parents would kill us.

I think they'll be okay.

Well, happy holidays sis.

Happy holidays!

What is this? It's none of your business.

It is absolutely my business. You're my daughter. This is my camera. What is

going on?

I'm going to kill Oliver.

Oliver,

why didn't you tell mom about the whole... I didn't tell mom anything.

Well... What are you talking about? She's seen it.

Seen what?

I don't know.

I didn't know that.

This.

Look at this.

Look at that. Are you kidding me?

Wow.

Well, that's something.

Yeah, that's what my dick looks like on video.

You guys are ridiculous.

This is not happening on Christmas Eve.

This is all your guys' fault. You just showed up to my house unannounced. You

know I fucking hate Christmas, and you're trying to shove all this shit

throat? Are you kidding me?

Hey, sis, I'll put something on your throat.

It's enough with you.

You know what?

Fuck this.

Fuck this damn hat.

I can't believe that you guys are trying to fuck around with me.

You want to record me now? I'm not recording. I'm watching. I'm watching

something.

I think you threw me a present of mine.

You know what?

Yes, I'm a porn star, okay?

And I'm fucking proud of it. What can I say? It makes me feel empowered. It

makes me feel sexy.

If you don't like that, you guys can get out of here.

You know what? Fuck this.

If this ruins your precious little Christmas, so be it.

I'm gone.

Yeah, you know what I did? I made the Scrooge do it, but she did throw me a

present. That's mine.

I'm not sure. Yeah.

Pretty aggressive.

I think it's going to get into her head.

I don't know why she's acting like that.

What are we going to do, guys?

Yeah. What are we going to do?

We just really need to figure this out.

Yeah, we need to figure it out. We need to fix Christmas.

Yeah, we need to figure this out, guys.

Yes,

we need to get a grip on Christmas. We need to pull this together.

We need to come together as a family.

We need to come together.

Right? Yeah.

We need to all come together.

Dad!

Surprise! Oh my gosh.

I thought we dropped the subtitle years ago. Thank God you're your dad.

Mom?

Dad?

Oliver?

Okay,

we still love you, honey. No matter what.

We all just want to come together as a family and love each other.

Here's a set of Christmas DJs just for you.

Love, your family.

Tia, if you need anything, anything at all, please call me.

XOXO, your favorite brother.

Aww, they're so cute.

Just what I like.

That was cute.

They come back soon.

Oh, my angel.

Hi, sweetie.

There she is.

Hi, Mom, Dad, all of her.

Oh,

sweet. Oh, I'm so glad you guys are here.

I was so scared that I scared you guys all off yesterday.

I'm so glad you guys came back.

It's okay. We forgive you. I know we're not the most functional of families,

right? Yeah, we're just about to get something there.

No, you brought my favorite ones, guys.

This means everything to me. Thank you. You're welcome.

And we support you and we love you no matter what you do. Thank you, guys.

Yeah, I definitely support it.

Yes, anything for you mom. I'm so sorry about yesterday.

Okay, take down your pants guys.

Let's have a great Christmas morning.

I'm wearing my Mr. Kill underwear.

Looks like those jingle balls are time to be ready.

Oh, okay, yeah, I can do that.

All right, well, who should I start with?

Start with your father, come on.

Do you like our show, too? Oh, wow, Mom, you're going to, you're going to,

you're going to. Yeah.

Come on. Yeah,

I'll just, I can record this.

Oh, wow, that looks awesome.

Look at that. I can record over there too. Look at that

You suck on them balls.

You make me take that big cock in the mouth

dad.

That's it baby, yes.

Take it off of me, Daddy.

My

hat.

Thanks,

Mom.

Mom's letting that cock smell good, doesn't she?

Yes.

I must have learned my skills from somebody.

See, I make a lot of take that part.

Oh, shit.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, God.

Yes.

Take it.

There you go.

What do you say we spread some Christmas cheer and spread some Christmas legs?

Dad, that's so funny.

Come on, let's do it. Who wants to do it first? I do, I do.

It's Christmas, come on.

Maybe I'm going to start off with eating mom's food.

Yeah.

It's okay, it's okay.

Thank you.

It's looking nice and good, Daddy.

Yeah, I love it. It's filling me up with all that Christmas spirit.

Keep pounding my little pussy just like that.

It's looking nice.

My jingle ball's deep, Daddy.

Come taste mommy.

It tastes so good.

Look at those balls daddy.

She tastes that cup so good. Yes.

Put it in your mouth. Okay.

I love watching you fuck our mom.

You give her that nice long cough and open her up.

Put it back in there.

That's false.

Oh my God.

Keep giving it to me, step bro.

Just like that. Just like that.

What a pretty butthole you have.

Look back at me, sis.

Yes. Merry Christmas, everyone.

Oh, yeah.

I'm getting it all on camera for us.

Yeah, I'm still recording.

Yeah.

God, I love my family. Look at us.

This better go on the Christmas card next year. Yeah.

Stretch me out.

Thank you for the Christmas present, Daddy.

Yeah,

keep filling up my chimney with that coffee.

Put that big present in my little tight chimney, Daddy.

You fuck me so nice and deep.

I love it. Nice, look at that.

Yeah,

keep going, Dad.

Keep going.

Wow, look at that.

Yes, look at all of this.

Yeah, look at that. Keep

going

just like that, Mom.

Don't you, Daddy?

This

is

all I needed for Christmas was to get Santa's big cock setting me up.

I want to sex that big cock now, too.

Hey mom, let me take over.

Yes.

Yeah. Yeah,

say hi, Mom.

Say hi, Dad.

Say hi, sis.

Amen.

Look here, you two.

Yeah.

Yeah,

there you are, Dad.

I love it.

You're such a perfect cop.

You're such a nice cop, aren't you?

oh look at you mom and dad look at you too don't we have the best family ever?

yeah

yeah mom help her yeah help her out

Yeah.

Fuck that Christmas spirit. Yeah, daddy, yeah.

Come on, it'll be fun. It'll be great too. I've been on camera for all of

That looks great.

Awesome.

Oh,

there we go.

Yeah.

So fucking good.

That's right. Come all over her just like that.

It's a Christmas screenshot.

It went so deep it

hit my throat Thank you for giving us such a great Christmas

gift

Oh, mom, yeah, lick it off. Wow, look at that. That's great.

That was a good gift.

Mom, why don't we have some of those donuts you got me? They're my favorite.