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Deep in the bosom of city life, there lives a certain husband's wife who's

found a better way to spend her days.

Just one knock upon a...

God, I hope they all don't come in at one.

Oh, that's so good.

I'm glad you dropped in. Oh, yeah.

You guys, I can't take it. Oh, yes, you can. Oh, you're turning me into an

animal.

I'm going to try and swallow it.

Oh, you do have a nice ass, baby.

Oh,

that feels good.

You do keep in shape, too, don't you? I try.

Oh, I'm never going to get the laundry done, but, you know, I really don't

Keep sucking.

Stop talking and keep sucking.

Yes, this is the life.

It's good.

But the other shirt, no?

Skippy. Oh, God, you've come so long.

Oh, dear.

That's nice.

You're coming home tonight?

Listen,

I've been so busy all day.

I've been doing the laundry and jogging. I went out jogging today.

Oh, nothing's wrong, dear.

Yes, I do miss you. I really miss you.

But I'm just really going to be tired tonight.

Why don't you just tiptoe in, and I'll see you tomorrow morning. I'll cook you

breakfast tomorrow.

And, honey, don't talk that way on the phone. The operator might be listening.

Yes, I miss you.

Okay, I'll see you tomorrow morning.

Love you. Goodbye.

Oh,

Amy.

Come on, Amy.

Come on.

Come,

Amy. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Let it go, Amy.

wash yesterday.

I'm sorry.

That dinner we have here.

Thanks, I'm never going to get breakfast then.

Grant! Oh no! How am I going to get you off to work?

How about just getting me off?

Mr. Walters is going to kill you if you're late again.

This is my shirt.

Disgusting. Where did you get this shirt?

Why didn't we do this back then?

Oh come on, come on.

I have time.

I don't even have time for anything.

This is what should have happened last night. You realize that.

Then I could have made it to work this morning.

Oh, that ain't problem at all.

Working that part right there for just a second.

Oh, I had this fantasy in the daytime.

Sometimes I can't wait to get home just to get it over.

Welcome to the animal.

Are you ready for this?

Hmm?

You know something?

This goddamn floor is just harder than hell.

Ooh. Hey, we're right here in the middle of these eggs.

What?

Oh, and they're all over you, too.

Oh, come on, come on, come on.

I want to introduce you to the executive dial position.

mm -hmm

Let's play with it like you can.

You know something?

I almost passed out.

I really did.

That was really good. I loved it.

That was great. I loved it.

What time is it?

I don't know.

I think it's going to be late again.

Would you find me some socks?

I'll try.

Would you do me a favor, please, trying to clean up this kitchen before I get

home? I'm fixing the eggs on the floor. Honey, I tried. I'm trying. I don't

believe there's not even a clean towel in the bathroom.

Huh.

Are you Mrs. Smith?

Yes, that's me.

I called you because I was supposed to watch the neighbor's house next door,

Mertz's. They're in Palm Springs right now. Anyway, I saw the shadow. Do you

mind if I come in, Mrs. Smith? Oh, sure. Come on in.

Thanks.

I was saying, I saw the shadow upstairs in the window, and I thought I should

call you because it looked kind of suspicious.

You want to show me where you saw the shadow?

Yeah, it's right over here.

You can see they're up through the window here.

See right up there?

Yeah, well, anyway, I saw the shadow. It looked like it could be a man or

something.

Okay, I'll check it out, Mrs. Smith. I'll go around to the house and see what

can find.

Okay.

your handcuffs, and I got myself locked here.

You do have a key, don't you? Yeah, here, let me get you out of those

What?

I think I... I can't feed you.

Fine. Oh, there they are.

I really like that uniform.

Oh yeah?

What's that?

Oh, what a nice hard stick you have.

Oh.

Oh.

Well, it's gone too.

Holy shit.

I never thought being a cop would be like this.

Yeah.

Oh yeah.

That's great.

That's right.

Ah.

Ah.

Oh this is bad.

I love it.

That's probably my partner. I forgot all about it. Oh, yeah.

Hey, listen, why don't you go in the closet?

Yeah.

Well, hello, ma 'am. May I introduce myself?

You're just going to love it. Come on.

Production first started in 1926.

This is the largest selling product vacuum cleaner in the world.

You're so lovely with this. How can you use that? Which is what I have to show

you. Listen.

Ma 'am. I know you're mad. I just love this. What are you talking about?

This is dirt that gets rubbed in your carpet every time people come back into

your house.

That's pretty.

I hope you don't mess with nail polish now.

Now.

Look at that.

That's my rug.

That's dirty.

Thank you.

What the hell was that?

Uh, nothing. That was just rats.

Jesus Christ, some rats.

Mmm.

You do. I imagine you do.

Mmm. Mmm.

Mmm. Why don't you start chewing koobies for me? I know it's a real life gift.

Mmm. Mmm.

Mmm. Mmm.

Why you couldn't work for me?

Well, I had arranged everything we could get going.

Oh, this

is too much for one day.

I'm never going to get anything done.

The benefits of a salesmanship.

Customer satisfaction is guaranteed, you know. Right. What happened to the...

sure can get it clean.

Oh, you've got to clean a lot of house. You've got to get out of here.

Get your stuff and listen. Go in the closet. The doorbell rang. There's

at the door. Let's go. Come on.

Hi, May.

What are you doing?

Well, my wife just went to the airport to pick up her sister for a little

and she'll be gone for quite a while.

Uh -huh. I thought it might be a good time to come over.

Listen, I really don't have time today. I've got a headache, and I've got a lot

of work to do, and it's just really not my day. Don't start.

Um, listen, you know I like having an affair with you, but now is really not

time. Not at the time. I think now is just the perfect time.

What's that?

Uh, what was what?

That sound in the living room.

Tom.

What do you think to do?

Um, a little man.

You sure?

Uh -huh.

What

is

that sound?

Uh, it's nothing really.

We've got rats.

Very big rats.

We built a beer. Take the beer up with you.

Wait a second.

Wait a second.

Wait a second.

Where are

you going?

Wait a second.

Where are you going?

No, I'm going upstairs.

Get up with the beer.

Wait a second.

Why don't we go in the room in there?

We can't do it on Grant's bed.

What a better place to do it than in Grant's bed.

I can't do it in there.

You can do it anywhere you want.

In love with Amy.

Always in love with Amy.

For love.

Nice.

Oh!

You pretend it on a washer? Or just a dryer?

It's a washer.

You pretend it on a dryer?

Well, not yet.

You ready?

I want you to tell me when you reach an orgasm, okay?

And I'm going to orgasm at the same time, a mutual orgasm, okay?

All right.

That's my first, my first mutual orgasm. I was a virgin.

I've got to get that.

What was it? It was a doorbell.

What time was it?

I don't know, but I don't know who it is. Listen.

Could you hide in the bathroom just for a little while?

Don't tell anyone down there that I'm here.

Don't worry, I won't.

Okay. Just stay there and don't make too much noise.

Don't tell anyone I'm here. I won't.

What, Nick?

Glenn. Hi. What are you doing home? I locked the dumb door. Do you believe

Besides, I got hungry and I thought I'd come home for you.

You know that experience this morning. I couldn't stop thinking about it. I

looked at my secretary.

I decided that I better come. Hey, come upstairs.

Let's stay right here.

Okay, let's... Come on. I want to sit right here. I want you right here.

What if somebody comes up to the door? That's all right.

Come on, just relax.

All right, all right. I had a hard day.

You sure you don't want to go upstairs?

I want you right here.

Have you ever been in the hallway before?

Well, you know if I've been in the hallway or not.

Well, this should revitalize you.

Oh, yes.

Why didn't we do it in the hallway this morning?

Oh, I couldn't.

to get home.

And this is why.

So we got it working.

Uh, no.

Uh -uh.

Jesus, I swear to God, something just fell upstairs.

I

might

come home early tonight right after this.

You know what I mean?

Is that all right?

Mm -hmm.

Good night.

What am I... Bye,

I'll see you tonight. Bye.

What a day.

Really, that's too close.

Oh, Tom.

Amy, that's too much.

Oh, shit.

My voice is coming.

Your wife?

Hey, why don't you go out the back door, right through the... Don't tell her I

was here. I won't.

Marge, hi.

Hi. Come on in.

I wanted you to meet my sister, Ellen.

Hi. She's here for only a week, and I couldn't wait to bring her over to meet

you. Great. Well, come on in. The house is really a mess.

I'm really embarrassed about the way it looks, but...

I'll be right back.

Tom,

what a surprise.

Yeah, she's right in here.

Hey,

look, he's here.

There you are.

Hello. I figured you'd be over here.

Uh -huh. Here she is. Hi.

You look even lovelier in person than you sounded on the phone.

Would anybody like some refreshments? That sounds great.

Maybe some wine?

When's Brent due back?

Oh, he should be back pretty soon from work. I can't wait for him to meet

Could you clear a spot there for me? Oh, sure.

Oh, I can't drink.

Smile, hometown.

One drink.

Okay. Marge, there's something I've got to show you in the kitchen. Come here.

Okay. Let's just get some wine.

Okay.

Why, Marge?

Marge, you've got to have a piece of this brown cake.

Oh, wow. Your mother sent it to you today, and it will get you so high.

Mixed with wine, you just won't be able to stand up.

Yeah, I don't know about this.

It's raining outside already.

Last winter, it didn't rain at all.

It's nice.

Yeah.

Rain's romantic.

I guess so.

When you first walked in, I looked at you and I looked at your sister and I

couldn't even believe you were sisters.

But then you'd sit there and I started to see the similarities in the two of

you.

And now I can't even believe you're not twins.

No. In fact, she's the older one.

But I heard you were twins.

Who told you?

Well, she did.

Aren't you?

I was a twin.

What happened?

My other twin died.

Oh, when did he die?

He died 26 years, 3 months, and 29

days ago.

He died at birth.

Wow.

We both saw that opening in the womb and we were climbing for it and I pushed

his head down and I climbed out first.

You won, huh?

Yeah.

The funny thing is, sometimes I don't know whether I'm him or he's me.

I mean, sometimes I think that maybe I died and I'm him and everybody calls

me him.

You understand?

You got me there.

It's a nice painting over there.

You like to paint?

I don't really paint, but I like to look at paintings.

What?

What do you see in that painting?

Oh, affection.

You think that that man loves that cat?

Looks like it's the only friend in the world.

Do you like affection?

Yeah.

Doesn't everyone?

Yeah.

Do you get enough affection?

I try.

From what I understand, you don't get enough affection.

What else did my sister tell you?

No, no, no.

I don't listen in on your sister's conversations.

But I live there and I pick up things, and once I read one of your letters, and

I understand that living in Boise, Idaho, then you really can't

find the type of people who make you happy. You don't get enough affection.

Well, it's just that most of my girlfriends are married, and I used to

married too.

We're separated now, but almost everyone is married there.

Would you like some wine?

Oh, no, thank you. I already had a few sips, and I think it's already going to

my head. Um, I have something that maybe you'd like to try.

Uh -oh, one of these crazy sounds. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Trust me.

First of all, just trust me.

It's called amyl nitrate.

Amyl nitrate?

Mm -hmm.

Is it some kind of LSD or something? No, no, no.

Comes in a smoke. It's legal comes a little ball. Well, I'll show you When in

Rome do is the Roman well, I guess you don't get stuff and just go too often

What's important to me is though Did you trust me? I'm gonna open this up as

soon as it opens.

No, but you may call As soon as I'll tell

you

As soon as I open it up, it's going to evaporate.

And you have to... In the vapors, okay?

And then, lean back.

Let your body go and let your mind go.

And trust, okay?

So how long did it last?

Three, four minutes.

Oh, my goodness.

I'm sorry.

Oh,

God. What is this?

Your sister told me you were coming.

Every night since then.

fantasized about you.

Oh my goodness.

have you sucked a man's cock?

My husband.

I want you to suck my cock.

I want you to make it hard.

Okay?

Feel it grow in your mouth.

That's right.

Your sister sucks great cock.

My sister?

Remember your sister? Don't worry. She's not coming.

Can you suck cock as good as your sister?

It gets much bigger than that. Suck it hard.

That's good.

When I'd make love to your sister, the last couple of weeks when I knew you

coming, sometimes I would close my eyes and I would pretend that

she was you.

Once I even used your name.

That really even turned her on, do you know that? It really even turned your

sister on.

When your sister comes, would you like to see your sister

suck my cock?

Would you like to see that?

She said yeah, too.

With your asshole.

It's really tight.

It's really nice and tight.

You haven't practiced much with your sister, have you?

No.

Imagine if you was...

Imagine if you were your sister.

You're Maggie.

So turn you on to be your sister.

I just want one more piece.

Just one more. And it's so good. Another piece.

Mommy's fine.

Here, let me get you one.

Oh, my God. No, that's fine. Okay.

I got to get it.

I can feel it already.

I wonder what those guys are doing.

I'm just going to check on them.

I think we have guests on.

What do you think you're doing?

Oh, no.

Are you surprised? I told you I was going to fuck your sister.

No, you didn't.

I told you in bed several nights that I wanted to fuck your sister. And I asked

if you'd like it. And you said you'd like it.

You didn't.

Uh -huh.

I said, Maggie, would you like me to fuck your sister?

And you said, oh, yes.

Come here, I would like to see that.

Come here. How could you do that? Come here.

I don't want to touch you.

I'm sorry, won't you tell me what you told you?

I did tell her.

And she planted, yes, yes, I'd love to see you fuck my sister.

Didn't you say that?

I don't believe in you.

You know what your sister said, Maggie?

I asked her if she'd be excited to make love to

you.

And she said, yes.

Would you like to see your sister's cut?

Would you like to?

It's really nice.

It's really nice.

Maggie, pull your skirt up.

Please, pull your skirt up for me.

Please, I love you.

Okay,

Tom.

And get into it, too.

I wish I could.

I want you to get into it too.

Okay.

She strokes long and hard and up and down.

Over the head. You've got to go over the head. That's very important.

She's doing even better than usual now. I think she likes it.

I think she's better than you.

Yeah, I think you're better than her.

I'm yucky.

It's not old stuff to her, it's new.

You're so soft.

I've never felt you like this.

It feels good.

It's so hot.

It's a bit too hot.

You can take it all in, you know that. You can take it all in. No.

You can take it all in if you want.

No. No, you can't.

No.

It's beautiful that I said I would see you.

I see your sister's ass on my position.

I bet you never have.

My sister's so soft.

I never knew.

I can't believe you're carrying me, my sister.

You're so beautiful.

Yeah, I'm so beautiful.

Remember when we were little?

We used to play. We used to play doctor.

I didn't know we turned to death.

Gary did, but I got my mother's and she got my father's.

I think she got your father's ass, too.

Nice. Tight.

Oh, Beth.

Oh, it's nice to feel a woman.

Let's take this off.

I'm so sorry.

Stop to carry.