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We are best friends, we are here, on the Up In Smoke tour.

Dr.Dre saad aru, ningSnoop Dogg.

Ice Cube.

I'm here to see Eminem.

Me too, nice white guy.

I have a question, do we have any Ice Cube fans in the stadium?

How many of you have seen the movie "Boyz N da Hood"?

Hello, I started this gangsta shit.

And that's all the fucking thanks I get?

What the fuck is Massachusetts!?

Say hell yes!

What's happening on the East Coast?

How many of you have seen my shitty "Next Friday"?

If you've seen my shitty "Next Friday", get your asses up and shout!

We'll show you how to throw a party in Massachusetts!

What are you motherfuckers filming each other for? Are you bored or out of your mind?

What's happening on Dre TV.

Hoo Bangers are with you.

We're trying to get a few quick miles here, and make some North Coast history.

Doc and Dub C live on air, Crip walk out to Toronto. Believe it, nyaah!.

Say hey-hey.

Is Eastcoast in this motherfucker!

Yo, listen now.

I'm from the Westside...

You're from the Eastside.

And I have my own homies with me.

Can we all party together California style?

Let's do it.

"I pledge allegiance to the United Westside Association. And to the "W" that stands for United Neighborhood."

Under God's protection, luxury and wealth for all.

Hey, Tunes, play that beat I like.

This beat.

You like this beat, huh?

This is new shit that's coming.

Because I like it that much.

I have to rhyme something to this.

Fuck you niggas, give them something.

Keep it gangsta, I'd like to thank you-

Pretty good shit.

Yo, Black Cube.

- What's up Doc?

You with your rhymes and stuff.

- True.

Being from the West Coast, Eastside.

- True.

We need to show some California love.

- You know what?

What a Negro.

Do you want to see my "C" walk today!?

Oot, oot!

My negro said.

Could he show you his cocky Crip walk?!

Okay, okay.

Now that Mac 10 is in its own bubble.

Give us a beat so we can show you how we do it.

Where I come from.

From now on.

You are a witness.

For an amazing C gait.

Show me the Negro.

What the hell?

Cus putsis Cube on Tunes?

He's starting to do his shit again.

same shit as last night.

Every fucking night.

It can be black.

If you think this is complete crap,

when a man walks off stage.

Say it all.

FUCK THIS SHIT!

FUCK THIS SHIT!

Everyone in this motherfucker, raise your middle finger in the air.

Let's call that nigger back.

Fuck you Ice Cube.

I went to the department store with Snoopy yesterday.

They shouted, "It's Snoop Dogg and Mac10."

I'll show Clinton Ricey what he should do.

Six in the morning and I'm in the NBA.

I'm Ice Cube, Bitches!

Get ready for Eminem, Snoop Doggy, and Dr.Dre.

We are going.

What a mess, little brother.

A little shady.

Did you have a nice evening last night?

The tour is going well because I'm here.

Today is Wednesday.

I died yesterday.

I don't know how it happened, but it did.

Here I am, the devil.

Dead and flesh.

What are you doing man, what are you doing?

Yo Wan, get this man out of here.

Aunt Betty.

The only person who is with me through all this shit, the courts and all that nonsense.

One family member who isn't crazy!

I love him.

Alex, DeShaun and Eminem are the only members of D12

One D12 member.

Only one member- Proof.

Actually 2 members.

But otherwise there are 4 members.

- Exactly. But there are six of us there.

My Maiden.

I think about him when I rhyme.

That's why he appears so often in my rhymes.

He is on my mind all the time.

I have a dirty mind, I am a fucking "G".

I have the right to remain violent.

Everything I say and start saying will be used against you.

The city was full of white people, like myself.

And I like it.

- Are you white?

You know what I like about Eminem. - I'll be honest with you.

Fuck this black and white shit.

He is one of the best wordsmiths who ever lived.

If I said, "How many sluts have gotten their asses kicked?"

I talk to Emi all the time, Hey man.

If you were black, they would arrest you right here on stage.

Because he's like, "Rape your mother, kill your friends, you fucking faggots."

He has a godly temper.

Get out of my house - leave. cTake your shit and go!

You're just like your father, get out of the house - Now.

Boston!

Put your fucking hands in the air!

Raise your fucking hands in the air! - all together!

Hey Boston, make some noise!

When I say 2pac, you say Bigg.

Weak or strong - Who is this, Massachusetts...

One more time, weak or strong. Who is this in Massachusetts!

Hands back in the air!

Sing along to this shit!

You can suck my dick if you don't like my cum!

This is for American kids, stay away from drugs.

Get some free drugs and give them to me.

For American youth.

I love Eminem so much.

Oh, God, I love him.

My favorite artist is Slim Shady!

Slim Shady, minu Baby!

We have a Slim Shady.

I changed my name.

Do you want to know what my new name is?

I don't understand this...

...last year, I was nobody.

My records will be sold this year.

And now everyone is leaning to the side, as if I owe them something.

What the hell do you want from me?

10 million dollars?

Everyone, raise your hands to the sky.

Õelge Marshall Mathers.

Hey, Eminem, how's your show going?

This is going really well, I'm changing my clothes. I'm going back on stage.

It will be over in a minute.

This is an interlude: Where I do drugs and change clothes. And I go back.

But people don't know that I'm drugging. Don't tell them, okay?

Many people ask me...

...perplexed questions...

...many people think that...

...what I say in my songs...

....or I'll rap about it...

...that I do this in real life...

...or so I believe...

...or, if I may say...

...I'm going to kill someone...

...that's what I do...

...or so I believe...

...well, hell yeah...

...if you believe it...

...then I'll kill you...

...do you know why?...

Because I'm a criminal!

Hey, Yo Massachusetts, make some fucking noise!!!

Hey, Yo Massachusetts, make some fucking noise!!!

At the Chronicle party, Eminem was on the air, everything was chill.

I didn't give Tipsy D any credit.

For Eminem.

D12, came to represent. - Great love.

The show was on its last leg.

Wait, I did the Up in Smoke show with Dr. Dre and Snoppy.

Since the crowd was so awesome, I thought I'd come here...

And I'm performing for free, fuck it:

from...

Which sounds a bit like...

As hard as you can.

The first one did everything, the last one was the one who did everything. They tore the roof off the house.

The whole thing was intense, the noise was good, damn intense - thank you.

"Crazy Clown Freaks"

Alex, or something like that.

The devil of the scoundrel.

Look, man.

I wanted "ICP" fame.

Pedekas 2Dope and Silent Gay,

I wanted them to be famous.

They've never performed on such a big stage. They've never been to such a big party.

They've never done this much shit before.

I wanted to give them a little debut.

To help them sell some records, in addition to the 15 records they've sold.

Confused Clowns on their knees.

I don't know which one you are. It doesn't matter.

But you still have dick-sucking lips.

I don't want to mess up your makeup, little boy.

Kus on silent gay.

Where is violent Jay?

He sucked better.

They're going to make these dolls.

Hey - they make more money.

Damn you.

I wrote it wrong. - Sorry.

Clowns are good stuff.

Oh damn when they come on stage with me,

All these other charges I have against me... - they're nothing.

Forget them.

Wartime.

I want to have a word with you before I leave here.

This is a more serious problem.

Remember last time I said it was serious, it was very serious.

I know that

Have you read it in the newspaper or heard it on the radio or seen it on the news?

That I have a little quarrel...

Band "Insane Clown Pussys".

But I'm here tonight to say...

...that this shit isn't true.

By the way we have "ICP" here.

Wherever they are, bring them on stage.

We have "Insane Clown Pussys" here tonight.

For the first time, they are performing in public, on such a big stage.

I'm here tonight to say...

Everything is fine, between us and the Insane Clown Pussy.

Fucking faggots.

Hello everyone, this is my friend Dr.Dre.

He's fine.

Get money, lots of it. Or the rema is not okay.

Say hello to the people, Dre.

Massachusetts once again.

Hey, put your hands in the air and act like you're having a heart attack.

And if you're not bagged, shout. "Fuck Yeah!"

Peace Massachusetts!

Boston, we love you.

I'm fine.

Thank you.

Tell me again, Marshall.

If you don't know me and you get punched in the face.

What's going on, Marshall?

How are the paws doing? Hold on tight.

Good luck, good luck.

Oh, damn.

I can't wait.

When will we get to Detroit?

July 6 and 7.

On the 6th, we're at Joe Levi's Arena, baby.

Madistame.

7 we are in the palace.

Oh, my God.

Dr.Dre 2001.

Eminem, Ice Cube.

Future action.

how do we do it. Someone bring me a cheeseburger!

Can I take a pop of this?

Should I take a sip of this?

Roll it.

Light it.

Listen to it.

Dude, damn - I thought it was cannabis.

You gave me a cigarillo.

This guy isn't... - who has cannabis?

Platinum micker, platinum negrule.

For us, it was just a normal evening.

Me and my nigga had a show in the making.

But before we get to that.

We had to fix this.

My hair was messy.

And we had a few hours.

Before the show starts.

Dre was fiddling with the buttons.

Smooth over the holes.

And I called some slut.

I was supposed to get the presidential suite.

Because, you know how we do it.

Full of iron, baby.

On the 21st floor.

It all started.

I said I would invite 3-4 sluts over.

But no one knew he was calling.

Five or six whores.

Mixed colors.

We do not discriminate.

I had to fix my hair.

And Dre wanted to give it to me.

And these sluts are ready for anything.

Damn.

Where, you niggers, have you been talking for so long?

Don't be shy, and get naked.

You have the outfit of a porn star.

Tits and pussy, like Alice in Wonderland.

What's going on.

The boob is bigger than my head.

You have those colors, right?

Let that motherfucker off the leash.

Ladies.

Let's go, let's go to the garden.

Let's go, Dre.

Where are you from?

Why do you want to know?

Come here, Snoop.

Dude, yes.

What's this phone ringing for, I told you to turn that shit off.

- Sorry, kallis.

Damn.

Doggy Dog.

What are you doing?

What the hell is my nigga?

You're already working on it.

You know me, of course, my negro.

Do you still have cannabis there?

No.

I have to get something.

The party can't be over.

Okay, listen.

Let's get together.

Somewhere in 7-8, 9-10 minutes.

Let's get it.

To Dava.

Dude.

We ran out of pop.

So we're going.

My cannabis guy was out of town.

We had to deal with that "Lil Man" dick.

He works behind a liquor store.

That must be a good tit.

Slut, I'll call you later.

Grandma got into trouble.

I want to fuck you.

But, I have to run my business.

Damn.

What's going on, how are you?

How are you?

Aren't you being followed?

You do this shit all the time.

Get your ass back in the room.

Hey, black mu.

We have a roofless Lowrider, that's fine.

It's okay, you're in the ghetto.

I was like.

Don't mess with me.

Hello, hello.

I told you.

Don't bring the bastards in through the back door.

I'm trying to run a decent business here.

Dude, shut up man.

Put it on yourself, you little pussy.

Go to hell, you fat faggot.

The waste is twitching.

What do you want?

We want one-ounce chronicles.

Don't sell us cannabis.

With seeds.

I have an aunt for you.

But...

It costs a little more.

To grandfather.

I don't like that I'm in this business.

He takes 25% for me doing this.

Look at the Negro.

That's your concern.

Give us one ounce.

What did those sluts want to drink?

Alizee or some shit like that.

We need a chronicler. A whole aunt this time.

Don't touch it.

I know you do.

He twitches for a long time.

A little, little ladybug.

I hate him.

Yo, motherfucker, open the cash register. -Now, nigger!

Don't I know you?

Shut up. Give me the money!

This is my fucking store!

This is my fucking shop, nigga!

Dude, what are you doing?

Go to hell!

No, nigger - Go fuck yourself!

Do you want to get shot!?

What the fuck!

Get up, damn it. Nigger!

Go fuck yourself, asshole!

Get lost!

Damn it!

The waste got stuck.

Do you have extra money?

Fuck, give me your gun.

Don't move, I'll cover you, nigger.

Fuck!

What is a nigger now?

What the fuck are you going to do now, huh?

Fuck, I'm going to call for help, okay?

What a waste.

They are killing us.

Let's go.

Don't shoot.

Look at yourself now. - Poor cunt.

I'll show you what happens...

...with those who are in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Fuck you.

This is what you get if you fuck me, nigger.

Doggy Dog.

A scoundrel.

What kind of thing is a Negro now?

Female weavers.

Fucking asshole.

We were late for our show because of you.

Listen.

You're ready, let's get out there and rock it.

I said, Are you ready, let's get out there and rock?

What are we going to do with this nigger?

I don't know, man.

Should we kill this nigger?

I said.

Should we kill this nigger?

What the hell is Dog.

You know how we do it.

For the hell of it.

Boston.

Make a damn noise!

Smoke cannabis, every day!

Fuck you, police!

I smoke cannabis every day.

Make some noise, Nate Dogg.

Yo, Boston, are you ready for a ruckus?!

Then make some fucking noise!

We want to see how much...

...you can make noise here.

When my nigga Snoop Dogg says...

Can I have this yum-yum-yum?

I want everyone here to say:

WOW WEEE!

Try dog.

Hello, Boston.

Can I have this yum-yum-yum?

Oot, oot.

Can I have this yum-yum-yum?

OOOH CURATED!

If, you know this shit.

Then, everyone sing along!

Boston, what the hell is my name?!

Are you with us or what?

Yo, Boston, if you're with us. - Then all of you do this together.

I can't hear you!

All together.

If you know this...

...then sing along:

One ,two three and to the four.

Snopp Doggu Dog and Dr. Dre is at you door...

Davai, Boston.

Boston, say: Make money money-money!

Tell everyone in the house.

Louder, louder.

People always come up to me and say yo:

"You're the host of the Up In Smoke tour...

...what kind of nigger is Snoop Dogg?"

....does he really smoke cannabis?"

People ask, does Snoop really smoke cannabis?

Snoop is a pot-smoking asshole!

You don't understand.

Snoop eats cannabis for breakfast.

I saw him at the hotel this morning, he was eating a "Chronicle" omelet.

You think that...

- And people wonder if he really talks like that.

He really says so.

"Snoop, what's up, nigga?"

I'm fine, I'm chilling.

Roll the roll.

Music in the background.

I'm playing cards with a couple of black guys.

And I'm ready to perform.

And you can all experience it live there.

See how I do it.

Like Superman.

Would turn back into Clark Kent.

Batman spoke up, Bruce Waynek’s.

Even better.

You have a chance to see.

How Calvin becomes Snoop Doggy.

Right before your eyes.

Yo check.

We turned Phoenix into a place.

We are on our way.

Las Vegasesse.

I'm quarantining you.

Two words.

He's crazy.

Not even five words.

My mother would kill me.

See you in Vegas tomorrow night.

But in the meantime, go to the bathroom.

People in the front row...

...get ready for a good performance.

A little cockroach. - The little cockroach is on the wall.

We don't need Raid. Let that dickhead climb.

Rome, asshole, Roman.

We are at a restaurant, we just ordered food.

Are we eating here or not? - I don't know.

I'm fucking hungry.

I grew up with cockroaches, they don't bother me.

I don't know how others feel.

But for me personally, he is my own terminal.

Showing off his Crip walk. His first performance.

Like chewing gum, man.

How does the food taste?

Creamy.

Good.

Without the cockroach, it would be um...

Oh, I forgot about the cockroach.

I'll give him some.

There he is, I'll leave him some food.

Come here, buddy.

Have some food.

Does anyone have a smoke?

I asked: Does anyone have a smoke?!

Make a damn noise!

Not so fast, you idiots!

Is this a chronicle?

I asked?

Is this a chronicle?!

Light this shit on fire!

Hey, Boston. Put your hands back in the air,

And sing that shit!

Middle finger back in the air!

I want everyone here to jump.

Davai, Boston sing that shit.

Sing along Boston.

Hello, Boston.

Detroit.

Detroit.

Detroit.

Massachusetts.

Make some noise, Slim, to the fucking waste of Shady.

Hey, hey. need to find a bitch, and fuck her.

Türaimeja is confused.

How much have you fucked?

How many.

I stayed with my wife...

...caught cheating...

...I said I'd cut it off.

Damn midgets.

So big is big.

Like Martin said, it could be the girl inside you.

Suck my dick.

That's your ass, nigga.

Give it to me.

Victims of war.

Victims of the devil's war.

Sahh matt türapea.

No.

Compliments for the Up In Smoke tour, baby.

The tour is almost over.

Still, it's fun to be around.

I'm working like crazy.

Everything is fine.

What's going on Boston? Are you having fun?

Help me with this.

Help my nigger back on stage.

Say Snoop Dogg.

No, that won't work.

Let's try again.

Listen.

This is part of the plan...

...where we pay tribute to those we have lost in the music business.

Serious stuff.

All together.

Front and back.

Side to side.

From top to bottom.

Make a noise for my negro here:

Do you know this song?

Just, just.

Make some noise, Eazy fucking E!

Now.

all women and gamblers.

Who is from Puerto Rico.

Make a noise for my negro here:

Make some noise for Big Pun!

Okay, listen to this.

Because we are on the Eastcoast.

We keep everything friendly.

Show love.

To my home.

The best of Brooklyn.

Make some noise.

Make some noise, Notorious BIG!

Listen further.

How many people like Old School.

If you really like Old School.

Make a noise for my nigger.

Make some noise, Roger Tramp, Boston.

Now all the gangsters and thugs...

...and all the people here, there, everywhere...

...front and back.

By the way.

Everyone make some noise here.

To my Houm here.

Now that you know the words.

Sing along!

Make some noise for 2 Pac.

Listen to this.

Many people have.

Cooperate with the last two.

A story that sounds a bit like this.

Everyone stand up!

Boston.

If you know the words to this story...

...then everyone sing along.

What?

In what city?

Hey, yo doc show us how we do it on the north coast.

They, they can't see because of this.

What's going on?

Fuck this!

We need to show these assholes what a party they are at!

Hey, Dre, tell them what's going on!

All together.

We want everyone here to sing the 2 Pac part!

Shout out loud Boston!

Raise your two fingers, hold them in the air!

Where are we coming from?

Do you like 2Pac?

If you like 2 Pac, like us.

Everyone together in this house.

Hey 2 Pac!

We miss you!

We'll be right back.

After that special one.

Publicly known talent.

What's going on.

See on MelMan.

I have a special public announcement for all men.

Don't be a whore, housewife.

Oota.

Calm down.

- Damn my husband.

See you at the party.

Damn.

Hey, honey, how are you?

Look at this suit.

This skirt cost about $4.

Many men like it.

Tight meaty cunt.

Make some noise.

To many women in the audience.

I like dick.

Make some noise.

That's how we do it now.

I'm confusing everyone here, aren't I?

Everyone sit down.

So we can do this shit right.

Sit down.

And we'll make it clear.

Who the hell is who.

Women.

If you like dick.

On three.

Stand up where you are.

And say, "I like dick."

- So we know. I'm sick of guessing.

Let's get started.

One.

two.

Three.

Men. - Take a pen!

Dude, look, he wants cock.

Now it's the men's turn.

So women- "don't know if he's gay".

He's cute but he looks like a faggot.

Let's do it.

Men.

On three.

I love fucking.

One, two, three!

There are quite a few pretty women here today.

devil.

Oh boy.

Some nice ones, there are half of them here.

Real shit.

One of them back there.

Holding a sign that says: "Can I get a record deal?"

Tough stuff.

Hey women.

The next story is for you. - Is that okay?

Listen.

We have a friend with us.

I'm from Texas.

He represents Rap A Lot records.

His name is Devin.

A guy named Devin.

We brought him with us.

To sing something to women.

Women, make some noise!

I Devin.

You sing something to them.

Hey, hey, my dear.

Have you ever been put like that?

Whoa, whoa, what are you doing?

If I push you a big one.

Hee-hee, what do you see?

Have you seen bags this big before?

Oh whore, what do you know.

Let me let you go and then I'll go.

Oh, I forgot.

All groups in the front row, hands up.

Put your hands up if you want a dick.

If you have a nice ass.

Raise your hands.

You have beautiful round tits, stand up!

Put your hands up if you want a dick.

Can I have this yum-yum-yum?

Can I have this yum-yum-yum?

How many of you have pulled this good stuff from me?

Can we have a minute of silence? - For the pop.

In Cleveland, the best popsicles, anywhere.

I'll pull it in.

I'm a real Negro, and I'll tell you the truth.

This is shitty cannabis.

At first it looks like this.

You want it too, smell it.

Let's make him fine.

And that's what happens.

Fans have large quantities of cannabis on their annual Up In Smoke tour.

The Chronicle is everywhere in the air across the county.

In a flash..

Lawmakers deny reports that claim.

that fans have smoked tons of marijuana.

The independent association, now headed to Congress,

They want to demand that lawmakers legalize marijuana.

With the goal of getting in time for next year's Up In Smoke tour.

we're still pulling.

This is reporter Jane Yamamoto.

This is no fun ride, bitch.

If you want to ride with me. - This is not democracy.

That's-- what, is that a word?

What is that word?

This is a dictatorship. The main word is dick.

Go away, I'm drunk.

It was very good. - Dre went out.

Told everyone how it would be.

Proved everything he said.

The biggest show in the world of rap.

I'm honored to be associated with it.

Dre, Snoop, Em did a good job. - Cube was incredible.

And I believe that every customer who...

...the taxi driver was satisfied with Show.

I am honored to be a part of it.

What's going on.

The tour is almost over.

Almost three months.

Everything was good, one family.

There were no problems. - Everyone supported each other.

Everyone in America said we couldn't do it.

We proved them all wrong.

One show ended.

It's not over yet.

We do this every year.

It was a great tour. - Lots of wild stuff in this movie.

I hope you like it.

Peez out, love everyone, 2001.

It's over.

I can't believe it, the Up In Smoke tour is over.

I did my last performance.

It was on the last one.

All I can say.

It's this: I had a lot of fun.

It was a good experience.

I want to thank Dr. Dre.

That you let me.

Here to do your own thing. - You understand.

I want to thank everyone who supported us.

Everyone involved with this tour, backstage.

Everywhere, front and center of the stage.

Those who couldn't come, you should have been here.

Because it was fucking cool.

and we are ready to make a new 2001 next year!

Eastside longbeatch!

The tour is over. - How are you feeling?

Chllin.

I'm ready to go home.

I had a great time. - It was cool.

I'm ready to go home and work.

I think we did it.

The North Coast won this tour.

Make things clear.

With this violence,

We succeeded. And I'm proud.

I am honored to be part of the Aftermath and Westcoast family.

Everyone was friendly here.

Don't believe anything else.

everything was good.

What's up. - Devin guy here.

I would like to say peace to everyone.

Who is involved with this tour?

You were part of history.

You were a blessing to me.

It was a long 2 and a half months.

But it was worth it.

Everyone got along well.

No fights, no arguments - everyone was chilling.

I'm glad to go home.

And my family in Texas.

See you soon.

Proof, tell me your last thought.

Finally, I will say.

For all those who don't recognize D12.

Kiss my fucking ass.

We don't drive shit, kiss asses.

This is a documentary.

About the whole tour.

The guy said it.

But what Dre did was so beautiful.

Many condoms used, many bottles of Hennesey drunk.

I had fun.

Long hike.

We're going home, man.

I love you.

Next time we'll see you, asshole.

Dj jam, TPG just like that. Last day of the tour.

That's how it goes, baby, big time. We're out.

Tour tab.

I was good.

Last day.

Last day, Last meal.

My next album.

Everyone in the world buy this for yourself. "Tha Last Meal"

Because this is the last time these assholes will peel my skin.

But speaking of the last day.

This is not the last day.

We are a family, we are together 7 days a week.

This is the last day people will see us all on stage at once.

We're coming back, we have to do business, Xzibit has a record, so do I.

Everyone has records in the making. We'll finish them and then we'll come back on stage.

We love you, Peez, stay strong, and God bless.

That's all.

I love it.

Up In Smoke ended.

Last performance, here in Denver, Colorado.

Shit was on point.

The people are crazy here.

I can't wait to get back.

We'll see.

We're still pulling.

See on osa show'st.

We recognize a new member in our organization.

Ta nimi on The Truth.

Show them something, nigger.

Oot, oot Good morning.

Stop it. - What now?

I think it's time to give them some of that 2001 shit.

Everyone here bounce like a Lowrider.

Here he is a successful show.

We rocked that shit.

Dr.Dre Up In Smoke tour.

Here he comes, I can't help it. - I'm going to eat something.

This is how you should end a tour. - They're doing it right.

We're going back home on a private jet. -

funk riders never see it.

Look behind the plane.

Speed ​​700 miles per hour.

Look at this, man.

They won't let you get that close.

South Westis.

They leave the basketball league.

I need to talk to the pilot, his name is Dan, he's my friend.

I have to tell him.

Are these Goodyear tires?

I like them. - We're in good shape.

I am honest.

The day I became number one on TRL, I was at home with my family, they were watching.

And I mocked Britney Spears and N Stink.

And the Crackstreet boys.

It was weird for me. Hip hop was so big.

I always wonder why I'm so famous, is it because I'm white?

Or talented, what is the real reason?

Because you are you.

Maybe that's a good thing, I think.

This is your pilot. Alex Thomas.

We are flying over 100 meters in the air.

Eminem come to the cockpit, Nate Dogg we need cannabis in the cockpit.

We're flying from Denver to South Central.

The flight takes exactly four hours, we will arrive on Saturday evening.

Thank you for flying with our airline.

This is pure luxury.

If you have sheepskin leather slippers.

This is a luxury.

I don't understand. - I need one of these.

You can shit like that.

When was the last time you shit like that?

Bring me some coffee, please. - Thank you.

I want USA Today.

I love you all, let's do it on a private jet.

We can relax here.

Leave me alone, you piece of shit!

Go to hell, you asshole.

From ashes to ashes.

I can't believe it's over.

Say goodbye to Alex Thomas.

Goodbye Alex Thomas.

Everyone, say goodbye to Alex Thomas.

Peez, Alex Thomas.

Get off the plane.

I have to go back, on the damn bus.

Go to hell, too.

I don't need this shit.

You can sit on the wing.

Wait, wait, what did he say?

You can sit on the wing.

I can sit on the wing.

Fuck you all.

You are no longer the host for the tour.

It was over last night. - Everything.

Totally fucked.

What do you see?

I was kidding.

I have to catch a plane.

I don't understand.

I wanted to fly.

Fuck you!

THATS ALL FOULKS! FUCK OFF!