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On A Far Off Planet
By Rene Aubry
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By a loobular lake,
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on a far-off planet,
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there lived a young Smed,
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and her name was Janet.
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Huh? Ha-ha-ha! Weeeee!
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Argh!
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Hmm.
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Not far away, on a humplety hill,
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there lived a young Smoo
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by the name of Bill.
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Hmm.
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Ha!
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Ha-ha!
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Oh!
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Huh! Mm.
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Uff! Huh.
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Aaaargh!
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Oh!
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Huh!
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Hmph!
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Janet, like all the Smeds, was red,
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and this is what
her grandfather said.
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Never, never play with the... Smoos!
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Ha-ha-ha-ha!
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They sleep in holes,
they wear strange shoes.
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He-he-he-he!
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They jump about like... Kangaroos!
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Never, never...
..play with the Smoos.
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Ahem!
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Bill, like the other Smoos,
was blue,
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and these were the words
of Grandmother Smoo.
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Never, never play with the Smeds.
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They have strange hair
upon their heads.
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They sleep in funny things
called beds.
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Never, never play...
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..with the Smeds.
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Oh.
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The Smeds, on their lake,
liked nothing better
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than splashing about,
getting wetter and wetter.
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Argh!
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But Janet grew bored
of this watery play.
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And that was the
reason...
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..she tiptoed away.
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The Smoos jumped about
on their humplety hill.
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They bounced up and down it
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and never stood still.
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But Bill was beginning to think...
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This is boring.
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And that was the reason
he set off exploring.
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Ah.
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Ah.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Grrr.
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Grrrr! Grrrr!
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Eeee! Ah.
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Janet met Bill in the Wurpular Wood,
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where the trockles grew tall
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and the glompoms smelled good.
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Oh!
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The two rubbed antennae
and played all day long.
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I told you a story.
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You sing me a song.
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# Ba-ba-di, da-da-dai
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# Ba-ba-di-da-da... #
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# Ba-ba-di, da-da
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# Ba-ba-di-da-da
Hey!
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# Ba-ba-di, da-da
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# Ba-ba-di-da-da... #
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Then they climbed to the top
of a jerberrycoot
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and nibbled its juicy
and jellyful fruit.
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Whoa! He!
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Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha!
He-he-he-he-he!
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Ah.
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Till who should disturb them
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but Grandfather Smed,
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shaking his fist
as he angrily said...
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Never, never play with a Smoo.
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Argh!
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They're such a nasty shade of blue.
Oh! Ow!
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For the hundredth time I say to you,
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never, never play with a Smoo.
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Grandmother Smoo was close behind,
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and this is how she spoke her mind.
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Ow! Never, never play with a Smed.
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They're such a dreadful
shade of red.
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I'll say again
what I've always said -
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never, never play with a Smed.
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Years went by on the far-off planet.
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Janet missed Bill...
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..and Bill missed Janet.
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So, off they crept,
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whenever they could,
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to sing and play
in the Wurpular Wood.
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Dream Of The Smeds And Dream
Of The Smoos By Rene Aubry
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Ah.
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Mmm!
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Oh!
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Huh!
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Huh!
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Hello, everyone.
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We've decided to wed.
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But what do you think
their grandparents said?
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Never, never marry a Smoo!
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They're a beastly bunch.
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They're a crazy crew.
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They drink black tea.
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They eat green stew.
Oh.
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Never, never marry a Smoo.
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Um...
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Never, never marry a Smed.
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My dearest child,
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are you off your head?
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They drink pink milk.
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They eat brown bread.
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Never, never marry a Smed.
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Hmm.
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Janet and Bill stole out that night,
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while their family slept
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and the squoon shone bright.
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They clambered up
to the Smeds' red rocket.
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Whoa!
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Grandfather Smed has forgotten
to lock it.
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Bill pressed the button...
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..and Janet steered.
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When their families woke...
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..they had both disappeared.
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Argh!
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The Smeds said...
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Your Bill must have stolen
our Janet.
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And taken her off
to a distant planet.
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The Smoos said...
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It's Janet who's stolen our Bill.
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And lured him away
from the humplety hill.
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Ha-ha!
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The Smoos climbed
into their rocket of blue.
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Hmm... Mm-hm.
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But what about us?
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Hmm.
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You had better come, too.
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Ah.
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Mm.
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Uh, uh.
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Aaaaargh!
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Huh?
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Aaaaargh! Uff!
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Suspicious and scowling,
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they soared into space...
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..till they reached Planet Vumjum...
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..a dry, dusty place.
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Huh!
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Ha-ha!
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Huh! Oh!
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The Vums had long arms,
which they waved in the air...
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..but they didn't have news
of the runaway pair.
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Mm?
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Aaaaargh!
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Ah! Oh!
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The next stop was Lurglestrop,
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covered in roses...
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Ah-ha-choo!
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Oh.
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Ooh! Oh!
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..and watered by beasts
with small eyes and long noses.
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Ooo-ooh!
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Ha-ha!
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Ah-ha-haaaa...
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..choo!
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Hm. Oh.
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They touched down on Grimbletosh...
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Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-oh.
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..coated in grime.
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Eeeeeugh!
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They searched Planet Glurch
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but found nothing but slime.
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Uh.
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Hmm.
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Huh? Huh? Aaaaaargh!
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Argh! Aaaargh!
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Ugh!
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Phew!
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Oh! Aaaargh!
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Ahem.
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Ha. Um...
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I'm sorry to tell you
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we've run out of tea.
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Oh.
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Hey.
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Have some of our milk.
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Oh! Ha-ha!
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It's as pink as can be.
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Ahem.
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Ah!
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Huh?
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Then Grandfather Smed said...
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My hair needs a trim.
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And Grandmother Smoo
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kindly cut it for him.
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They landed on Scloop,
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where the Scloopies wore kilts.
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They flew to Klaboo,
where the Klabs walked on stilts.
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Oh. Oh.
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Aaaaaargh! Aaaaargh! Oh!
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We've searched all year long.
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And we'll search longer still.
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Huh!
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We didn't find Janet.
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We didn't find Bill.
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Alas...
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..said the Smoos,
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and the Smeds said... Alack!
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We have failed in our quest.
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We had better turn back.
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So, they turned and flew home
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to their very own planet.
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Hm?
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Huh?
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And far down below them, they saw...
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Bill and Janet!
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Huh?
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Whoa!
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The rocket touched down,
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and they ran to the wood
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where the trockles grew tall
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and the glompoms smelled good.
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And there, in a glade,
by the rocket of red,
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were the runaway Smoo
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and the runaway Smed.
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We got lost and flew home again,
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only to find that all of you others
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had left us behind.
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Ah.
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Oh. Argh!
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There was joy, jam and jumping.
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Then Janet said...
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Maybe you'd like to make friends
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with our dear little baby.
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A baby!
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A red one? A blue one!
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But no.
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That baby was purple
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from head to toe.
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Ah. Oh. Who's a bub-bub?
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They all hugged the Smoo-Smed.
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Our new baby brother!
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And Grandpa and Gran even
hugged one another.
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Oh-ha-ha-ha! Oh!
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Oh. Ahem.
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Ah.
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They laughed and they splashed
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and they danced with delight,
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and they played with that baby
from morning till night.
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We've made him a rattle.
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We've made him a flute.
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Let's feed him the fruit
of the jerberrycoot!
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And they sang by the light
of the silvery squoon.
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And you can sing, too.
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If you make up a tune.
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Play with the Smeds.
And play with the Smoos.
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Play with whichever friends
you choose.
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Then close your eyes,
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and while you snooze...
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Dream of the Smeds.
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And dream of the Smoos.
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Dream Of The Smeds And Dream
Of The Smoos By Rene Aubry
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