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[opening theme music playing]
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[grunts]
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Phew!
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[grunts]
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-[exhales]
-[squeaking]
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-[panting]
-Uh... What's up, Harold?
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You've been sitting on
an anthill or something?
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[grunts]
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[dramatic beat]
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Just getting my steps in.
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You should get one
of these health trackers, dude.
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You need it.
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Wellness comes from here.
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Is that your chins
or your chest butt?
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It comes from within.
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And I don't need
no telemarketing robot watch
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to know I'm in better shape
than you!
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Wanna bet, hmm?
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[game whirrs and beeps on TV]
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[sniffs] You smell that?
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[sniffs] Ugh, smells like
locker room salami.
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-[dramatic music playing]
-[both grunt, hiss]
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It's just good old-fashioned
toxic masculinity.
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This does not bode well.
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You did what?
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It's just a friendly bet
over who's in best shape.
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The loser pays the other's
bills for the month.
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With what money?
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And how are you supposed
to get in shape in one day?
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You'd have to do squats
on the surface of the sun
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to burn enough calories.
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I've got this.
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Look!
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-[squelching]
-[suspicious music playing]
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You are what you eat, right?
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Mmm.
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How is that remotely healthy?
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I started with stevia.
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-[watch beeps]
-[Nicole groans]
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[dramatic beat]
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-[screams]
-What are we gonna do?
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-[watch stops beeping]
-Quick, someone feed me
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a healthy person.
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We'll have to downgrade
our internet package.
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[all gasp and scream]
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[voices glitch]
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[machine beeps]
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[Richard] No!
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[static buzzing]
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I'll change my lifestyle.
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-Get in shape, eat healthy.
-[motivational music playing]
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I'll change all in one day.
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[slurp]
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Hmm. [chomps]
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[beeps]
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I say we straight up cheat and
have one of us wear the watch.
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Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm.
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Ah, a trip to the mall
and a break from the kids.
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[chuckles] These heart rate
numbers are gonna be sub-zero.
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[Nicole honks horn]
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[groans]
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[humming happily]
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[groans heavily]
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-[grunts]
-[beeps]
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Okay, okay.
[grunts in frustration]
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[tires screech]
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[snoring]
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-[honks horn]
-[beeps]
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Oh.
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-[fake laughs]
-[honks lightly]
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-[gasps]
-[suspenseful beat]
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-[engine revs]
-[crashes]
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-[pops]
-[beeps]
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[grunts angrily]
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[tires screech]
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-[gasps]
-[tires screech]
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-[sighs in relief]
-[engine revs]
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-[screams]
-[beeps]
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-[metal screeching]
-Ah, is this space taken?
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Whee!
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[grunts] Bye!
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[sighs in frustration]
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[elastic snaps]
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[grunts]
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[beeps]
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[groans]
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[breathing heavily, exhales]
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[dramatic beat]
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[gasps]
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[all laughing]
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[glass breaking]
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Well, I guess Mom failed.
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You've tracked the stressed.
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-Now it's time to--
-[squeaks]
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-To... [grunts]
-[squeaks]
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...track the best.
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Time to hydrate.
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[beeps]
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[whirring and beeping]
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[straining]
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[whirring and beeping
continues]
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[water splashing]
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[buzzes]
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Okay, it would appear
it's harder to perform
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under scrutiny
than I anticipated.
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Uh, let's try to
get some sleep.
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[whirring and beeping]
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[buzzes]
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[Gumball] Okay, let's get
some steps in.
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[buzzes]
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[Gumball] Uh, let's try
and eat something.
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How do... how do you
do this again?
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-[chomps] No!
-[apple thuds]
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[buzzes]
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Okay, let's just
focus on breathing.
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There's no way to fail that.
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[muted groan]
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[clicks tongue]
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[gasping for air]
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[thuds]
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[buzzes]
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Hey, dude. I just wa-- [gasps]
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-[beeps]
-[straining]
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[panting]
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[gasps for air]
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[groans] I'm not sure
the watch fits me.
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You take it.
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[whirrs and beeps]
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Huh. I don't think
it can sense me.
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[playful music playing]
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Dude, what's going on
inside you?
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[playful music playing]
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♪ Darwin's full of love ♪
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♪ Not organs, bones, or blood ♪
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♪ It's us, love cells
That make him run ♪
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-♪ And tap and dance ♪
-♪ And kick ♪
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♪ And cute ♪
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♪ And you don't need a liver
When you're a lover ♪
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♪ No kidneys but we love
To kid each other ♪
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♪ This heart don't beat
But our beat has heart ♪
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[beatboxes]
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♪ Darwin will live forever ♪
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♪ Because love
Never falls apart ♪
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[thuds]
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Oh, uh, I think you have
to wear this, Anais.
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It can't track me
because my inner workings
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are made of skips,
childlike wonder, and dreams.
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And I can't perform
when I am being watched.
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[chuckles awkwardly]
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[voice shaking]
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[tense music intensifies]
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[birds chirping]
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Fine. [sighs] I'll do it.
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When you're the last
line of defense.
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When your time comes to prove
you're the best. [echoes]
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To prove you have
what it takes. [echoes]
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To prove that you can,
once again,
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save your incapable family
from an absurd situation.
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[groans]
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Because you can take
the weight. [echoes]
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Because you're
more than a hero. [echoes]
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[tense music intensifies]
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You're the little sister.
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[motivational music playing]
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[panting]
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-[beeps]
-Huh?
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Wha... what do you mean,
sedentary?
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You're doing amazing, sweetie.
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[hesitates] I don't get it.
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I was, like, running for miles.
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Do you think it might be
your teeny-tiny little legs?
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Hmm?
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[groans]
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[huffs]
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[all] Aw!
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You're the only person
who can always smell
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-their own feet, Anais.
-[giggles]
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You can wear
ankle socks as tights.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Very funny, everyone.
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Now, can someone
please come get me?
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I don't think we've got time
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for me to walk back
to the house.
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Sure thing, sweetie.
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[car door opens]
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[grunts]
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Here you go.
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We'll never recover
financially from that bet.
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We'll be so broke, we'll have
to launder our toilet paper.
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We'll have to change
our doormat
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from saying "Live, Laugh, Love"
to "Beg, Borrow, Steal."
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We'll have to wear
the same clothes every day.
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Wait.
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We'll all have
to let Dad sleep.
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Because solving this problem
is too tiring for me to--
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[snores]
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Wait a minute.
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We're Wattersons.
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We can't win.
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We're an absolute
dumpster fire of a family,
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A bunch of walking
natural disasters.
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Yeah! Wait, you made that sound
like a good speech.
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It is because we
can do the best
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worst, better than anyone else.
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We can trick the tracker,
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get such bad stats
it looks broken,
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then just fake
Dad being healthy.
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We could also just do nothing.
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I, uh, don't think Dad's bet
is at all legally binding.
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And, uh... Okay, fine,
we'll do the thing.
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[beeping]
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-And... Go!
-[zooms]
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[whirring and beeping]
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[glitching]
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-Whoo!
-[all cheering]
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[whirring and beeping]
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And breathe in.
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[glitching]
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And out.
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[hissing]
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[glitches, cracks]
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Yeah!
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-Yeah!
-Whoo!
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[whirring and beeping]
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[thuds]
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[upbeat music playing]
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Yay! [thuds]
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[whirring and beeping]
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[bursts]
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[all cheering]
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[whirring and beeping]
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[man on TV]
Coming soon, a zombie outbreak
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in a sunken city,
and a former wrestler
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turned president gone rogue,
who loves exploding
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foreign worlds.
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Whoa, this movie sounds great!
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It's the news.
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[screams]
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[all cheering]
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[shuts down]
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[static buzzing]
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Okay, Richard, let's see
how fit you really are.
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[giggles] Whoa, what?
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-[ethereal music playing]
-Sup, Harold.
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Impossible.
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Dad's so jacked, it jacked
your tracker. So pay up.
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What?
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[glitching]
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Hmm...
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[groaning]
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Wait a minute.
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[squeaking]
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Huh?
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[grunts and groans]
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We can't hold it any longer.
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[snaps]
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[buttons popping]
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[grunts]
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-[thuds]
-[glass shatters]
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-[giggles]
-[groans]
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[watch beeping]
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[watch] Calling ambulance.
Calling ambulance.
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-[all cheer]
-Yeah! We win.
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I'm definitely in better
shape than him now.
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[grunts]
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[closing theme music playing]
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