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[opening theme music playing]

[snoring, bubbling]

[horn blaring]

April Fools'! [laughs]

This really is the greatest day of the year.

I prefer Christmas.

More gifts, less snakes in the shower.

Come on. Those other holidays are weak.

I can't wait to see what pranks everyone's been cooking up.

[Gumball laughs]

[Darwin] Hmm.

[gasps]

[laughs] The old toothpaste-mayo switcheroo.

Ah! There it is.

All right, excuse me, Gumball.

I was late for work, so I was making your sandwiches

whilst I was on the toilet.

Okay, there you go. Have fun at school.

[bell rings]

[laughs, gasps]

An oldie but a goodie.

Oh, wait. Wait, wait, wait.

[Rocky] Wait, wait.

I got my bucket up there

because I'm cleaning the ceiling.

Principal Brown said he'd fire me

if we failed another health inspection.

What?

Come on.

[Tobias] Hey, Alan, pull my finger.

Yes. Here we go.

Oh, sure.

[both grunting]

[sighs] Thanks.

All this homework is making my hands cramp.

[Gumball groans]

What has happened?

Have people lost their sense of humor? [groans]

Oh, this morning's been blander than British baby food.

Dude, people are pretty stressed out these days.

They're living on the edge.

Read the room.

[people yelling, indistinct chatter]

-Eh, I don't buy it. -Okay, read the planet, then.

Oh! No, don't worry about me.

It's not my first apocalypse.

And it will not be my last. [laughs, explodes]

Oh! That was a big one.

All right.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I get it.

No pranking.

It's a deal.

Oh! [laughs]

I'm gonna prove I'm the prank king

by pranking the fun back into this town.

Whoo! [laughs]

[upbeat pop music playing]

All right. You're on camera duty.

[exclaims] My lucky day!

I can finally start my college savings fund.

[grunts]

Can you hurry up?

I've got to deliver this cake before it melts.

Prank King!

[groaning]

[Gumball] You're swimming in a beautiful lake,

you reach the center and float on your back.

And that's when you see the sharks.

They're circling you.

They're trying to sell you life insurance.

You have 50 missed calls from your mom

and you just checked out house prices online.

It's expensive, so expensive.

Prank King! [laughs]

April Fools', fools! I'm the Prank King!

Whoo! [laughs]

Okay. I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say

that people are really not enjoying these pranks.

What are you talking about?

Look at the smiles on their faces.

Ah, right on time.

[fake groans]

Can you put the ramp down, please?

Actually, could you move it a bit closer?

There's a gap.

A little closer.

There, perfect.

-Take my hand. -I've got you!

Prank King, out!

-[glass cracking] -[whistle blowing]

Dude, you're not still worrying about the pranks, are you?

I don't know.

I think we may have taken it too far this time.

No, this is good.

We've taken April Fools' back.

Everything's gotten too safe these days.

Halloween used to be about scaring people.

Now it's just D-tier cosplay, at best.

Last year, I saw a kid trick or treating with a potato chip

stuck to their T-shirt.

They said they were a chip on the shoulder.

Turkey trots on Thanksgiving.

The only way you should be raising a sweat on that day

is by eating the caloric equivalent of the sun.

-Spring break should be about-- -The news!

Yeah, obviously, that's really gone downhill, too.

No! Look.

Breaking news.

It seems like a whoopee cushion wind of madness

has taken over April Fools' Day.

The citizens of Elmore have devolved into a prank war

that can only be described with words I cannot use on air.

[all chanting] Spell I.C.U.P. out loud!

Spell I.C.U.P. out loud!

Well, you really nailed April Fools' this year.

Good job indeed.

If that job was a steak, it would be so well done,

you'd have to serve it in a dust pan.

[Gumball chuckles] Sorry.

It's not funny anymore, dude.

People were just waiting for someone

to push them over the edge.

Relax. No one knows it was us.

[reporter] Thankfully, the culprits recorded

everything on their phones

and posted their crimes to social media.

Relax. We were wearing disguises the whole time.

[reporter] Their disguises were D-tier cosplay, at best.

They were quite obviously Gumball and Darwin Watterson.

[rioters clamoring]

Um... I, uh... I blame social media.

[doorbell rings]

Huh?

Oh! Oh-- oh-- ah...

[laughing menacingly]

[screaming]

[both yell]

Mom, Mom! Huh?

"We're at the hotel. April Fools' with Gumball?

No, thank you. Leftovers are in the oven."

[glass shattering]

[assailants growling]

-[assailant 1] Huh? -[assailant 2] Huh?

Oh. They can't reach us.

I think we're good.

[assailant] Ha ha!

[screaming]

Quick! Throw stuff at them!

"I saw your mom's note about the leftovers.

Sorry, Dad."

Yeah, that tracks.

People, chill! It was just pranks.

Darwin!

[car horn blaring]

[both panting]

[laughs cunningly]

Here they are the pranking masters

who will lead the destruction

of this grotesque masquerade we call society.

[all cheering]

All hail the Prank Kings!

[crowd chanting] Prank Kings! Prank Kings! Prank Kings!

We've rigged the town to explode into a million pieces,

just like the concept of morality.

[laughing maniacally]

It will be the ultimate prank.

Now press the button and show us the way.

[crowd yelling, clamoring]

Prank! Prank!

Prank! Prank!

-[chanting continues] -No. No!

Stop!

Stop!

[chanting stops]

I'm sorry!

I'm sorry. [crying]

I... I didn't...

I didn't know you were all so close

to the edge of full-on societal collapse.

I should have guessed by the adult coloring books

and pet meditation playlists,

but... I get it now.

I should have been kinder to you.

[sobs]

If you're not gonna do it, I'll do it myself.

[gasps]

-[screaming] No! -[pop, kazoo plays]

April Fools!

[all laughing]

Okay. That was pretty good.

[closing theme music playing]

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