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[opening theme music playing]
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Man, these retro games
are so simple.
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If this game was
any more basic,
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it'd be wearing polo shirts
and boating shoes.
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The only way to die
playing this is from boredom.
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[both laugh]
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You think you're funny, bro?
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You wanna keep flapping
your mouth
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and see what happens?
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[quietly] I don't know why,
but Ocho is angry at us
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and my butt is pulsating.
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We can survive this.
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I'm gonna relate
and defuse the situation. Okay?
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[in normal voice]
Oh, hey, Ocho.
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[laughs nervously]
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Don't mean to offend.
Heh, gamers, right?
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[laughs nervously]
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It's too late now, bro!
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-You shouldn't have trolled me!
-[electricity pulsating]
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Argh!
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[gasps] Relate more.
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It's kind of hard to relate
with an emotionally unhinged
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8-bit spider shooting lasers
out of its butt.
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-Argh!
-[electricity pulsating]
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[nervously] Hey, heh.
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I think you got the wrong end
of the joystick here.
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What's, uh... rustling your,
uh... JAMMA boards?
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[sighs] That's all I've got.
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[both screaming]
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[screams]
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Stop with the stupid
retro game puns.
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You're making it worse.
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[Penny squeals]
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No! Not Penny!
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Don't bomb her, man!
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[sucks teeth]
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[yells loudly]
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[panting]
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[groaning]
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Wow. I... Uh, I, um...
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I'm really sorry.
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I don't know what came over me.
I just...
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Ooh! It's... Pfft, it's okay.
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-[grunting]
-It's not even your fault.
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I mean, I get these waves
of anger and I...
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It's a real problem.
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It drives everyone away.
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[grunting]
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Wait. We gotta help him.
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[inhales]
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[groans]
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Okay. There's
a mindfulness app.
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It's, like--
it's called Zensynerjyz.
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It's free.
Just... just download it.
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All right. Thanks.
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Okay, bye.
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[mumbling quietly]
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[Ocho] What? Urgh.
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[yells] Ah, come on!
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Argh!
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Come on, dude.
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Ugh, fine.
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Okay.
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It's become sorely noticeable
that you have a problem
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containing your anger.
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Your mind is under pressure,
like a soda can
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that fell down the stairs...
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of, like, the Eiffel Tower.
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Except that if you were a can,
it would be a can of worms.
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A can of Mongolian death worms
that jumps straight at you--
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What Gumball is trying
to say is,
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what if instead of containing
all that fury,
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you just let it all out?
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This is a junkyard.
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You can break anything
you want here.
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[grunting]
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[explosion]
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How do you feel?
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Still angry.
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Maybe we should try and channel
all this energy
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into something more positive.
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Working out is a great way
to release that tension.
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-This is a mistake.
-[Ocho grunting]
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You're only
making him stronger.
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[grunts] Who didn't
wipe the bench?
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[yells]
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Connecting with animals
is also a wonderful solution--
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[goat bleats]
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[yells]
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Music is another great way to--
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[yells]
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Wonderful, art is such
a great outlet for anger.
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Yeah, but I think you
might've missed
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one of my whiskers
on the right.
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[yells]
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This is genuinely boring!
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[yells]
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My sock is sliding in my shoe!
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[yells]
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[yelling]
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[sighs] You should
just give up.
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What? We haven't even
tried everything yet.
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We agreed to save brain surgery
for last, dude.
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Eh.
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We just need to get to
the root of the problem.
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It's too much to unpack, dude.
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Every moment in his life
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led him to
becoming this, like...
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[grunting]
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[Ocho vibrating]
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You guys don't get it.
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You don't know
what it's like to be me.
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I'm built from ones and zeros,
mostly zeros.
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My life is like a video game,
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but the kind that is
heavily monetized
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and where you have to grind
for everything.
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And it's buggy
and it crashes all the time!
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Wait, wait. Ocho, Ocho.
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Uh, we love video games.
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Maybe we could help you play.
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I don't think you could
survive a day
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in my game.
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Dude, I'm so good at games,
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my thumbs made the cover
of a men's fitness mag.
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And if it means we can beat
your bad attitude
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and not get master-blasted
again and again,
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then count us in.
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Well, if you really
want to experience
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things like I do,
then you're gonna have to...
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[glitches]
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Uh, come again?
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You gotta come to my house.
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So if your life is
literally a game,
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when you go to the toilet,
do you like,
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drop loot or something?
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Do you have, like, a life bar?
I bet you have a big bar.
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Can you double jump? Can you--
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Look, it's not that
kind of game.
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And it's real for me, okay?
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And as you'll see,
I'm not that great at it.
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[video game beeping]
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[video game beeps]
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Whoa!
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You weren't lying when you said
your life was like a game.
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Yeah. This is how things
work for me
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and things aren't
working out so good.
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I'm at my lowest score
right now.
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Don't worry, dude,
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because your game
just got multiplayer.
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-Whoa!
-Ooh! Controllers.
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Ow.
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Okay, what's first?
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Uh, my backstory cutscene?
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Uh...
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Is there a skip button?
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Not for me.
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[narrator] Long ago,
on the edges of space,
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a king valiantly fights
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to save his Queen
and his young prince.
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Alas, the war was lost,
and so was the king.
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[laser beams firing]
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But the intrepid queen
outsmarted the Border Patrol
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and took the prince into...
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hyperspace!
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Man, is this really
how you came to Earth?
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Yeah, I think so.
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It's the way
I remember it at least.
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[narrator]
Until they crashed...
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on Earth!
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[narrator reading]
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[video game beeping]
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Okay, okay. What are we
supposed to shoot at?
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[Ocho] You're supposed to
shoot coins at the bills
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before they repossess stuff.
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Uhh, this game kinda feels
like it should be for adults.
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When your mom's out working
five jobs to keep the house,
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sometimes the responsibility
falls on you.
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For me,
it falls pretty hard.
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[loud beep]
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What kind of game is this?
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Survival!
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Why are we so low on points?
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If we had any more,
we'd be playing this in VR!
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[yelling]
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[upbeat beeps]
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[all cheering]
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Wait, where'd she go?
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Uh, to her next shift.
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[narrator reading]
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We gotta do school
after all that?
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This game's unrealistic.
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You usually get a little break
in between traumas.
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[Gumball] Well, at least
we do this every day, right?
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Commence learning!
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[students grunting]
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Ahh! Ocho, your school day
is tough.
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Yeah! And clearly pay-to-win.
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-Ahh!
-We're going backwards.
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Why are the controls
all inverted?
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Ahh!
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Whoa! We got held back
all the way to kindergarten.
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What? We didn't even
get a chance to win.
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Hang on.
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No wonder we're getting
bottom-fragged.
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You're playing life
in hard mode.
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Oh, I didn't choose
the setting.
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It was like that
when I started the game.
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-[sentimental music playing]
-[Gumball and Darwin whimper]
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[game beeping]
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[Gumball] There's no way
to change it.
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[whimpers] That's a lot of
depth for a 2D game.
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Guys, I think the game
is rigged,
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but it is also just a game.
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And games
are supposed to be fun.
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Yeah, sorry, Ocho.
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I don't think
we can help you beat this one,
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but we could maybe
help you have fun with it.
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Yeah! Let's game this system.
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[game beeping]
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Put the forms in their hole.
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Ahh!
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[groans repeatedly]
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[all laughing]
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Eh! Eh! Eh!
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[bicycle bell ringing]
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[all] Yeah!
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00:10:04,040 --> 00:10:05,585
-Yeah!
-Woohoo!
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00:10:14,477 --> 00:10:15,312
[laughs]
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[all laughing]
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[gasps]
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[all cheer]
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Oh...
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[gasps]
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[game beeps]
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[all laugh]
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-Wow!
-Wow!
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Hey, I just
wanted to say thanks.
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That's the most fun
I've had in a while.
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[inhales]
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This game is hard, man.
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[chuckles] Yeah,
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but it's easier
to play it with friends.
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[all sigh]
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[Ocho chuckles]
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All right. Bye, now!
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Laters.
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I think I'm the angry one now.
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00:11:19,858 --> 00:11:22,363
Right? Who made this
world so unfair?
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[both yell]
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[closing theme music playing]
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