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Gee, Brain, what do you want to do
tonight?
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Same thing we do every night, Pinky. Try
to take over the world.
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Before midnight is done, their plan will
be unfurled. By the dawning of the sun,
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they'll take over the world.
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There's Pinky and the Brain, there's
Pinky and the Brain. Their twilight
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campaign is easy to explain.
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To prove their mouthy worth, they'll
overthrow the earth.
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There's Pinky and the Brain, Brain,
Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain,
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1805. Napoleon is at the height of his
powers. All of France awaits his
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victorious return from Austria.
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You want the full treatment, madame?
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Oui. I must look fantastic for
Napoleon's return.
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Will it hurt?
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Very much.
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Napoleon, Napoleon.
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I do not cheer Napoleon, Pinky. I scorn
him. He is a lucky amateur.
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Who's about to take over the world
before you do?
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Please, Pinky, spare me.
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Three months from now, he'll be sweeping
the sewers with a bunch of sticks while
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we will control the world.
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Oh, right. Forgot. Sorry.
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Should not wash your hair for three
months.
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Oh, so soon?
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Gone at last, obsequious buffoons.
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Right outside.
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No.
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Obsequious.
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Pinky, do you have any idea what
obsequious means?
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No, but it sounds squishy.
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Oh, I love squishy.
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Careful, Pinky. Someone might mistake
you for a career rodeo clown.
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When Napoleon returns to Paris, all of
France will celebrate with rich, heavy
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meals topped off with the country's most
popular dessert, crepe suzette. And as
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part of tonight's plan, Pinky, I have
altered the recipe for crepe suzette to
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make it highly explosive by adding one
more ingredient. Do you know what that
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is? Um, little bits of granite?
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Oh, yeah. Little bits of granite. Mmm,
nummy.
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No, Pinky. The secret ingredient is
nutmeg.
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It will turn the flaming dessert into a
wildly explosive device.
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Then, as crepes are lit all over the
country, the resultant fiery chaos will
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provide us with ample time to seize
control.
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Pinky?
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Brain, have you ever noticed when you
poke your finger way down into your
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button, it makes your ears pop?
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Zod!
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The good news for you, Pinky, is that I
depend on your help.
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What's the bad news, Brain?
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I depend on your help.
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Now start running.
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I'm inside the crepe.
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The nutmeg, Pinky.
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Right.
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Don't add the nutmeg.
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Don't?
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Furthermore, in preparation for
Napoleon's return...
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The streets must be cleared of all
undesirables. Rebel rouses,
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In fact, anybody that looks really
weird.
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Except you.
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Bah! Off the streets.
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And we need a new banner for the palace
entrance.
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Welcome home, Shottie.
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That will never do.
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But he is a tiny little man.
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Never say that. He hates that.
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That was brilliant.
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Oh, no, no.
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How are we going to make enough of these
for the whole country?
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First things first.
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There.
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I am renewed.
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Pinky, give a man a fish and he'll eat a
meal.
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Teach him to fish and he'll eat for
life.
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Oh, Pinky, teaching.
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We will teach the recipe to others at
the cooking school, and then they will
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us in conquering the world.
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All right.
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Then fish in.
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Oh, I am so bored with slamming dessert
class.
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Bourgeois.
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Slamming desserts never change.
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Bourgeois class.
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I am Monsieur Jean -Jacques Jean -Jean
-Jean. I will be your substitute teacher
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for the evening. Today, students, we
shall cook crepe Suzette. However, in
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of Napoleon's return, we shall change
the recipe.
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Change the recipe?
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Finally, something new.
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It's perfect.
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Oh, thank you, monsieur.
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Like them.
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At the feast of Napoleon's return, my
students, remember this.
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Nutmeg shall cover this crepe suzette as
Napoleon's rule shall cover the earth.
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And once having said this... Add the
nutmeg!
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No, no, not...
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Brain?
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Brain?
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Oh, God, Brain. Are you all right?
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Once my bones have healed, Pinky, remind
me to hurt you.
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Right.
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Oh,
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cheer up, Brain.
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It could be worse.
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How, Pinky? Well, we could be two
cantaloupes that nobody bought and be
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rotten and smelly in the back of the
market.
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Funny how that doesn't cheer me up.
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No, Pinky, I'm afraid we've lost our
students and with it our chance at world
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domination. Monsieur, monsieur.
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Oh, we are your eternal disciples,
monsieur.
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You're all right.
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More than all right. You have restored
our faith in cooking as an expression of
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anarchy. Tonight, we will spread your
culinary breakthrough to all of France.
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Au revoir, master.
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The orders are, clear the streets of
Rebel Rousers, Revolutionaries, and
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that looks really weird, except him.
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We
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must
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be off, Pinky, for our disciples are
with us. Nothing can stop us now.
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Two really weird -looking little people
to prison.
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How terribly ironic.
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Booty dungeon.
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They've ruined my hat.
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Ooh, real wood.
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Look at him, the pack. Palace of the
Loon.
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God, Blaine, I just had a great idea.
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They should build a huge glass pyramid
right in front of that big old building.
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That's preposterous, Pinky. They might
as well send a London bridge to America.
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Monsieur Talleyrand, all is prepared for
Napoleon's return.
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Everything? Did you put the little mint
on his pillow?
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Oui, Monsieur Talleyrand.
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Bon!
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Remember, everyone.
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Humor the emperor.
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Laugh at his bad jokes.
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What, uh... What are you doing that,
right? You're right, Pinky. It does make
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your ears pop.
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To the dungeon.
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To the dungeon.
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The Emperor.
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His Imperial Highness Napoleon has
arrived.
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Mon Emperor.
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He really is tiny.
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Hey,
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that's a nice dungeon.
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Yes. I think I've been underestimating
the French.
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Bravo, Napoleon!
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Bravo, Napoleon!
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Bravo! Bravo!
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Bravo, Napoleon!
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Bravo! Bravo, Napoleon!
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Pinky, are you pondering what I'm
pondering?
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Well, I think so, Blaine. But first
you'd have to take that whole bridge
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wouldn't you? No, Pinky. They think I'm
Napoleon.
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Well, that's wrong then, isn't it? No.
Um...
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Excuse me, slight mistake.
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Pinky, no.
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Napoleon, are you all right?
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Oh, he's all right, but he's not...
Excuse that.
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Let me explain, Pinky. We want them to
think I'm Napoleon, a most fortuitous
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shortcut. Oh, but Blaine, do you think
you can fool them?
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Hmm, it will be difficult.
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They're expecting a tiny little
megalomaniac who's bent on ruling the
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Instead, they have me.
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Gentlemen, ladies, thank you for your
most kind welcome. I'm happy to be
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Napoleon here.
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And if you need Napoleon for anything,
ask me, for I am him.
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And how did you find Austria, my
emperor?
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Austria? Of course, I...
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I... How did I find Austria?
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I... Turn left at Switzerland.
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Turn left at Switzerland.
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Oh, Emperor.
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Yeah. Emperor. Emperor Brain.
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Who, Pinky? I don't know. Someone who
has faith.
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Must you be so bizarre?
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Well, what do you expect, Brian? We're
in France. We aren't just in France,
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Pinky. As of today, we are France. And
soon, we are the world.
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Um, are we the children?
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Are you telling me that there is no one
in the royal
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palace of France... Who knows how to
make French toast?
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Must I conquer England to get some
decent food?
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Oh! Ah!
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Eh! God, Emperor Brain! That was quite
the imperial tantrum, I'm telling you.
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Just like the real Napoleon... What
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happens when the real Napoleon shows up,
Emperor Brain?
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A bit louder, Pinky. There's a truffle
hunter outside Limoges who didn't quite
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hear you.
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You mean Armand?
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Fear not, Pinky. This is not a detail
I've missed.
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Behold. This is a list of imperial
decrees which I presented this morning.
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Buried among them is a decree banishing
anyone over the height of eight inches
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from entering the country. By the time
Napoleon arrives at the border, he won't
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be able to get in.
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Banished!
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Genius, Emperor O 'Brien!
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There are times, Pinky, that I question
our friendship.
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Gentlemen.
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I have sad news.
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The Emperor is insane.
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Oui, but I wanted to say it.
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These decrees are outrageous.
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Everyone has to be taxed according to
height.
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Clothes must be washed.
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And all cats to be banned from France.
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But what will we feed the Taurians?
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Gentlemen, I say the Emperor must be
permanently dethroned.
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Okay with you?
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Bon, we will do it at tonight's great
celebration.
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Everyone who is anyone is here.
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Yes, and you as well.
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His Majesty, the Emperor Napoleon.
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Nice to see you. Glad you could make it.
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Hey, Ronnie, how about those Huguenots?
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Turn around!
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You may not enter!
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You're all too tall to enter France!
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I think not.
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You're my bag.
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Oh, what a mailbag, Emperor.
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Yeah, thank you. Get used to it.
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Before dessert, the Emperor will make a
toast.
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That is your cue.
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Mon Emperor, the guests, in fact, the
entire country, await some word from
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Madame et Monsieur, I thank you for the
celebration of my victorious return to
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France and tell you now I plan to
conquer the world.
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But first, dessert.
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Now. Death to all tyrants, sir. Death to
all tyrants, sir. He got it, Sir Brian.
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I think he means you.
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In honor of this august occasion, we
present to our emperor a really, really
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crepe suzette.
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In the words of our teacher, nutmeg
shall cover this crepe suzette as
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rule shall cover the earth.
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Is this a good thing, Emperor Brain?
Just call me Brain, Pinky. I believe the
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emperor routine nears completion.
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What is all this?
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We've got a thing down here called the
Napoleonic Code, and it says you don't
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start the party without me.
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Someone's head's going to roll for this,
Charlie.
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Josephine!
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They? A customer?
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Not now, Pinky. I'm making plans for
tomorrow night.
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Why? What are we going to do tomorrow
night?
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The same thing we do every night, Pinky.
Try to take over the world.
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Tell Pinky, tell Pinky and the brand,
brand, brand, brand, brand.
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