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(eerie music)
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(eerie music)
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(adventurous chiptune)
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-: Hello everybody.
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Sorry, I'm a bit late.
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I had to change some settings for our adventure today.
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Ooh.
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Hello, hello, hello.
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Welcome, welcome, welcome.
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How's everybody doin'?
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Hey Eurimeed!
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How you doin'?
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I got your cup you sent me.
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It's very good for carrying liquid (laughs).
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How's everybody doin' today?
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For those who are new to the stream,
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my name is Scott.
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Hi, nice to meet ya.
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For those who are not new,
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you know that I love horror games.
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And last week I told you to send me some recommendations.
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Someone sent me this,
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and supposedly, it gets the audience involved.
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So let's get this started, shall we?
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All right, the game's called Livescream,
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and I got this off a GameJam website, actually,
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so I have never seen anybody play it.
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So I'm going in blind,
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which should be fun for you guys, at least,
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'cause I'm probably gonna scream like a bitch,
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but let's find out.
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Let's see what difficulty we should put this on guys.
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What do you guys think?
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Probably not nightmare, right?
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That's gonna be too hard.
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Huh?
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Don't let me do it.
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Don't let me do it.
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Okay, you know what?
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Fine.
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We're gonna do nightmare,
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but if I die too much, I'm gon' change it back,
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'cause that's no fun for me.
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Okay, let's see what we got here.
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Hello, Scott.
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Welcome to Livescream.
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How does it know my name?
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That's creepy already.
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Oh, I guess that makes sense.
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Very clever, Livescream.
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You have five lives.
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Play carefully.
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Hoo, boy.
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This is going to be a very short stream today guys
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'cause I'm gonna die a lot.
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(laughs)
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I'm ready.
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I'm ready for this.
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I'm a professional.
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We're in a dungeon of some kind.
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Let's see if we have a flashlight
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of some kind (flashlight clicks).
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And we do (footsteps).
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Okay, let's get.
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Oh, boy.
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It has the stock footstep sounds.
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Okay, that's fine.
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You know, it's a indie horror game.
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You can't expect AAA quality.
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Ooh, hey, hey, hey,
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let's see if it has the cliche door-creak sound.
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(Door creaks)
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(Scott laughs)
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And it does.
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Cool deal.
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You know what?
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That's fine.
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It's like the Wilhelm scream of horror games,
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and I'm here for it (bang).
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Let's see.
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You will die here.
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Well, as long as it's funny for you guys.
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That's like paint.
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That's not even blood (laughs).
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This game is not scary yet.
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That's okay.
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You know, maybe it'll get scary.
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Let's keep playing.
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Oh, guys, I forgot to tell you,
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next Saturday I'm doing a donation scream, stream,
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of, I'm playing for 15 hours.
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You heard me right, 15 hours.
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So I need some recommendations on what to play.
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So if you would,
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send me some game recommendations in the comments,
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and JumpingWolf is my mod,
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so he's gonna tell you, or tell me,
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what games you want me to play.
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Call of Duty, buddy.
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You must be new.
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I don't really play first-person shooter games, man,
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I'm real bad at 'em.
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Come on, some of these are good.
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Keep 'em coming.
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Keep 'em coming.
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I need to play for 15 hours, guys, okay.
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Just no first person shooters,
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turn-based strategy,
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and guys, please, no puzzle games, okay?
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I am so bad at puzzle games.
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You're gonna be sittin' there bored.
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(monster growls) And oh boy,
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no (laughs).
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Oh, son of a gun, that was crazy (monster growls).
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Oh, I'm out of sprint (monster growls).
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Oh, cool, well I'm freakin' out.
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Let's see, let's see, let's see.
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Oh, there's a door.
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Let's hope this guy doesn't know
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how to open doors (door creaks).
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And supposedly, I don't either.
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That's fine.
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All right, hoo (monster knocks on door).
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Okay, the game's gonna start out with a heart attack.
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(monster knocks on door) That's fine.
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Okay, let's see what we got here.
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We got a bear rug,
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and we can't pick that up, 'cause that'd be too fun.
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Oo, we have a shield.
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Cross my fingers.
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And no again, okay.
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Mysterious bottle.
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All right, I would have preferred a gun, but fuck it.
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I guess we'll pick up the mysterious bottle.
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(triumphant jingle)
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Okay, he's probably gone, right?
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Hey, everyone be quiet (door creaks).
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I'm trying to figure out what the point of this game is.
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I guess most procedurally generated dungeon-games
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are just tryna' make you find the escape,
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but I don't really like those.
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It's kinda all luck, you know what I mean?
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Like I can stumble across the exit right now,
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or I can be wandering around here
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for the rest of my life tryna' find this.
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You know, these aren't fun.
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I'm surprised someone recommended this to me.
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There're a thousand of these,
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and it's been years since anyone's given a shit, so.
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Let's see.
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Luixa, dude, someone told me it got the audience involved.
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Oh, oh mother of God (monster growls).
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Okay, okay, okay, woo.
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I don't like that guy.
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No sir.
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That guy is not a friend of mine, and I'm, what?
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What?
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What am I supposed to do, do I?
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(yells)
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I'm tryna' hit 'im with a flashlight (monster growls).
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Come on.
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Come on.
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Oh.
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(defeat-tone)
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Well, that just happened.
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Okay, whatever (somber music).
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That is unfair, you know.
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I didn't have a way to defend myself.
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I didn't know what to do.
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Whatever, man.
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Hey Simonsaid, are you okay?
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Monsters aren't real, buddy.
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How 'bout you call the cops
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just in case it's a break-in or something?
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That was weird.
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I hope he's okay.
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Hey, Luixa, if you know him in real life,
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could you give him a text to make sure he's okay?
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Make sure he's messing with us?
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I can't get my followers gettin' got, you know?
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I only got a couple hundred of you guys, so.
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Okay, he'll be okay, I'm sure.
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Whoa, hello graphics upgrade.
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So this table here.
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A key.
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Well, I (triumphant jingle) assume that's for doors.
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Let's see.
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Hey, does he have a roommate you can text?
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All right.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Text his girlfriend.
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All right, well.
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While you're doin' that,
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I guess I'll go unlock this door.
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Okay, sure.
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I've a feeling this hallway leads to nowhere good.
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Okay.
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Let's do this.
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Oh, okay.
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Well that's the creepiest thing I've seen yet.
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Okay, I'm impressed, game, good job.
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You guys see anything different?
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See anything different?
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The wallpaper?
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Is the wallpaper different?
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I wasn't paying attention.
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Are you different?
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Are you yellow instead of white?
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Shit, I can't tell, I don't know.
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I guess we'll never know.
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I'm waitin' for somethin', dude.
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(gasps)
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(groans)
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Okay, shit just got real.
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Whatever, I'm not scared at all.
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(clock chimes)
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(Scott yells).
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Stop it (clock chimes).
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Stop.
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Man, you gotta do better than that, game.
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I'm not scared of no clock (laughs).
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Oh, yeah, Parrotparty,
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you're Mr. Brave? You think it's so easy,
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how 'bout you come over here and play this game?
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It's a lot harder when you're the one
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gettin' clocked at, you know?
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What?
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(somber music)
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I don't wanna go back.
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(yells) No!
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No, no, no, no, no.
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What is that?
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What is that?
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Yeah, bad idea, Lemonhedd, no thanks.
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I'm okay.
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I'm gon' stay right here.
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Do you think I could pick up something
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and protect myself, maybe?
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You know what, that's a better idea.
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I'm gonna, I'm gonna,
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I'm gonna run.
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Okay, okay, okay.
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(moans wearily)
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Mm-mm (laughs).
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Okay, nothing's gonna chase me in here, right?
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Doesn't feel like that at all.
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What the?
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What is this?
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Ah, hell no.
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No.
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You keep that heart.
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I'm not takin' that.
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No way.
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Okay, well, okay, we are trapped in a,
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what do you think I should do?
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This is dumb.
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I don't wanna take the heart.
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Obviously it's a trap.
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I know it's a trap, Amandapanda,
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but they're not really giving me a choice
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to do anything else (sighs).
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This is stupid.
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They're gonna make me do this.
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Try buggin' through the walls (laughs).
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Okay.
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You know what?
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Kali Ma, I guess.
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We're gonna take the heart,
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'cause (triumphant jingle) why not?
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Did I make it?
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What happened?
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Did I ascend to heaven?
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"Well done, but you will not last long.
274
00:12:39,984 --> 00:12:42,069
"Prepare to lose everyone else."
275
00:12:43,905 --> 00:12:44,947
I haven't lost anybody yet,
276
00:12:44,947 --> 00:12:47,909
but try again, game.
277
00:12:49,368 --> 00:12:50,203
Continue?
278
00:12:52,538 --> 00:12:53,372
Okay.
279
00:12:55,291 --> 00:12:57,960
You know what, it's not really that spoopy, JumpingWolf,
280
00:12:57,960 --> 00:12:59,086
it's kind of a,
281
00:13:00,213 --> 00:13:02,006
honestly, it's just kinda bein' dick, you know?
282
00:13:02,006 --> 00:13:04,091
And just relying on jump-scares.
283
00:13:05,092 --> 00:13:06,010
Oh great.
284
00:13:06,010 --> 00:13:07,220
Perfect.
285
00:13:07,220 --> 00:13:08,513
Five Nights At Freddy's 17.
286
00:13:08,513 --> 00:13:10,014
Let's do this.
287
00:13:10,014 --> 00:13:10,848
-: [Intercom Voiceover] Hello,
288
00:13:10,848 --> 00:13:12,225
welcome to Clyde's Clown School.
289
00:13:12,225 --> 00:13:14,018
We're going to cut right to the chase.
290
00:13:14,018 --> 00:13:15,186
Clyde the Clown is hungry,
291
00:13:15,186 --> 00:13:17,897
and he wants fresh human flesh to feed his hunger,
292
00:13:17,897 --> 00:13:20,024
so we brought you here to die.
293
00:13:20,024 --> 00:13:22,068
-: Well, I appreciate it being honest.
294
00:13:22,068 --> 00:13:24,028
But we want to give you a chance.
295
00:13:24,028 --> 00:13:28,950
A microcosmic, tiny, 0.001% chance of survival,
296
00:13:28,950 --> 00:13:30,910
so we've given you a couple of tools.
297
00:13:30,910 --> 00:13:33,120
Press F to turn on the hallway lights.
298
00:13:33,120 --> 00:13:34,789
If you see Clyde in the hallway,
299
00:13:34,789 --> 00:13:36,749
flashing the light might scare him away.
300
00:13:37,833 --> 00:13:40,586
-: Well, good thing I'm not afraid of clowns, at all.
301
00:13:40,586 --> 00:13:43,965
No, they're not frickin' terrifying.
302
00:13:43,965 --> 00:13:45,383
-: [Intercom Voiceover] You can pull up your security cameras
303
00:13:45,383 --> 00:13:46,592
by hitting Q.
304
00:13:46,592 --> 00:13:49,679
This will allow you to see where Clyde is at all times.
305
00:13:53,266 --> 00:13:54,600
Wait, is this you guys, for real?
306
00:13:54,600 --> 00:13:55,518
Holy shit.
307
00:14:00,189 --> 00:14:02,942
Okay, well I guess this what they meant
308
00:14:02,942 --> 00:14:04,735
by gettin' the audience involved.
309
00:14:04,735 --> 00:14:06,904
-: [Intercom Voiceover] We're so glad you volunteered.
310
00:14:06,904 --> 00:14:08,614
Thank you for your sacrifice.
311
00:14:08,614 --> 00:14:11,200
It will be a painful death, but we appreciate you.
312
00:14:11,200 --> 00:14:14,412
-: Okay, well, hey, you know what?
313
00:14:14,412 --> 00:14:15,746
We got this, guys.
314
00:14:15,746 --> 00:14:17,790
I'm not gonna let us die.
315
00:14:17,790 --> 00:14:18,958
We got this.
316
00:14:18,958 --> 00:14:22,211
Come on, let's scare away a clown.
317
00:14:28,759 --> 00:14:30,011
You guys see anything?
318
00:14:30,011 --> 00:14:30,928
You guys good?
319
00:14:30,928 --> 00:14:31,762
Everyone good?
320
00:14:32,597 --> 00:14:34,056
You got your (laughs) tea?
321
00:14:35,766 --> 00:14:36,642
Okay.
322
00:14:39,478 --> 00:14:41,772
You know, this guys pretty timid
323
00:14:41,772 --> 00:14:46,110
for a cannibal clown, you know?
324
00:14:47,653 --> 00:14:48,487
Oh, shit.
325
00:14:51,907 --> 00:14:53,618
Yeah, yeah, it's augmented reality.
326
00:14:53,618 --> 00:14:54,452
It's not real.
327
00:14:54,452 --> 00:14:56,037
Don't worry about it.
328
00:14:56,037 --> 00:14:58,664
It's scary as crap, though.
329
00:14:58,664 --> 00:15:00,374
Woo.
330
00:15:00,374 --> 00:15:02,376
I'm gettin' more impressed by this game.
331
00:15:03,669 --> 00:15:05,338
Creepy clown, (bang) let's do this.
332
00:15:05,338 --> 00:15:06,380
(yells)
333
00:15:06,380 --> 00:15:07,590
No, come on.
334
00:15:07,590 --> 00:15:09,842
All right, (light clicks) you go away,
335
00:15:09,842 --> 00:15:11,093
you fat freak.
336
00:15:11,093 --> 00:15:13,679
Leave me alone, you creepy, creepy clown.
337
00:15:13,679 --> 00:15:14,680
Okay.
338
00:15:14,680 --> 00:15:15,514
Hoo.
339
00:15:17,266 --> 00:15:18,309
That wasn't hard.
340
00:15:18,309 --> 00:15:19,644
No, it's a piece of cake.
341
00:15:19,644 --> 00:15:21,395
You guys see anything?
342
00:15:21,395 --> 00:15:23,356
Any creepy clowns behind you?
343
00:15:23,356 --> 00:15:24,523
Please say no.
344
00:15:26,734 --> 00:15:29,070
(bang) (yells) Stop!
345
00:15:29,070 --> 00:15:32,031
(moans angrily).
346
00:15:32,031 --> 00:15:32,990
Leave me alone.
347
00:15:32,990 --> 00:15:35,076
Leave me alone.
348
00:15:35,076 --> 00:15:37,203
Freakin' leave us alone!
349
00:15:37,203 --> 00:15:39,330
This ain't workin'.
350
00:15:39,330 --> 00:15:40,331
What am I supposed to do?
351
00:15:40,331 --> 00:15:43,000
Should I check the security cameras again?
352
00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:44,543
I don't know if he can be in two places at once.
353
00:15:44,543 --> 00:15:45,711
I didn't make the game.
354
00:15:46,545 --> 00:15:47,380
We're gon' check.
355
00:15:47,380 --> 00:15:49,006
Let's check.
356
00:15:49,006 --> 00:15:50,466
Anything?
357
00:15:50,466 --> 00:15:51,801
No?
358
00:15:51,801 --> 00:15:53,052
Am I supposed to (yells)?
359
00:15:54,845 --> 00:15:56,972
Okay, you know what?
360
00:15:56,972 --> 00:15:59,517
You know what, I am done with you.
361
00:15:59,517 --> 00:16:00,476
Freakin' finally.
362
00:16:00,476 --> 00:16:01,894
I never thought he'd go away.
363
00:16:04,188 --> 00:16:06,273
(laughs)
364
00:16:07,441 --> 00:16:08,275
Jesus.
365
00:16:08,275 --> 00:16:09,110
What the?
366
00:16:10,444 --> 00:16:12,488
That looks real as hell.
367
00:16:18,953 --> 00:16:19,787
You good?
368
00:16:22,248 --> 00:16:23,666
(bang) (yells) What, what?
369
00:16:26,043 --> 00:16:27,878
Oh, come on, that was, okay.
370
00:16:31,132 --> 00:16:34,176
Well, I guess I died again.
371
00:16:34,176 --> 00:16:35,720
(creepy carnival music) What was I supposed,
372
00:16:35,720 --> 00:16:37,388
what was I supposed to do?
373
00:17:01,203 --> 00:17:04,665
What the fuck?
374
00:17:04,665 --> 00:17:08,753
What the fuck (headphones slam)?
375
00:17:12,339 --> 00:17:13,507
What the fuck?
376
00:17:20,806 --> 00:17:22,808
"Every action has consequences.
377
00:17:25,352 --> 00:17:27,021
"Abandon the game and die.
378
00:17:29,440 --> 00:17:31,859
"Abandon the game and all of your followers die.
379
00:17:34,320 --> 00:17:35,362
Continue the game,
380
00:17:38,491 --> 00:17:39,742
and perhaps you will win."
381
00:17:47,666 --> 00:17:49,126
Maybe we should have listened to that first guy.
382
00:17:49,126 --> 00:17:50,294
Guys, I am so sorry.
383
00:17:50,294 --> 00:17:51,420
I had no idea.
384
00:17:52,505 --> 00:17:54,089
I thought this game was still fucking with us.
385
00:17:54,089 --> 00:17:55,508
I didn't know, fuck me.
386
00:17:56,842 --> 00:17:59,762
(breathes heavily)
387
00:18:01,555 --> 00:18:03,349
I don't think I can do this anymore.
388
00:18:04,475 --> 00:18:05,935
Rawkstar, what if that's bullshit?
389
00:18:05,935 --> 00:18:07,353
What if I can just quit right now, right?
390
00:18:07,353 --> 00:18:08,813
And save everybody, right?
391
00:18:08,813 --> 00:18:09,647
We don't have to do this.
392
00:18:09,647 --> 00:18:11,065
The game's just tryna' trick us.
393
00:18:15,236 --> 00:18:16,487
Fuck me.
394
00:18:16,487 --> 00:18:18,572
(sighs)
395
00:18:18,572 --> 00:18:21,700
You guys should just all log off, okay?
396
00:18:36,465 --> 00:18:38,968
Fuck (sighs).
397
00:18:46,058 --> 00:18:48,686
Okay, well if I log off, we're all boned, right?
398
00:18:50,729 --> 00:18:51,772
Least that's what the game said.
399
00:18:51,772 --> 00:18:53,357
It hasn't lied to us yet, right?
400
00:18:54,859 --> 00:18:56,861
(sighs)
401
00:18:57,820 --> 00:18:59,446
Yeah, I've beaten other games,
402
00:18:59,446 --> 00:19:01,949
but I have no idea what it's gonna throw at me next.
403
00:19:01,949 --> 00:19:05,953
It's given me three totally different games so far, okay?
404
00:19:05,953 --> 00:19:07,621
What if it gives me a bullet hell?
405
00:19:07,621 --> 00:19:10,499
I don't know how to beat a bullet hell, huh?
406
00:19:10,499 --> 00:19:11,584
We're gonna be fucked.
407
00:19:18,424 --> 00:19:20,384
Thanks, KnottyDawg, okay.
408
00:19:21,886 --> 00:19:23,178
All right, okay, fine.
409
00:19:23,178 --> 00:19:26,515
Let's continue playing.
410
00:19:28,100 --> 00:19:29,727
We got this, guys, right?
411
00:19:31,896 --> 00:19:33,063
(ominous tones) We can do this.
412
00:19:33,063 --> 00:19:35,733
Okay, we're in a forest, I can walk,
413
00:19:35,733 --> 00:19:38,068
I can sprint, can't crouch,
414
00:19:38,068 --> 00:19:39,695
but that's probably a good thing.
415
00:19:40,696 --> 00:19:41,864
(page shuffles) What is this?
416
00:19:43,115 --> 00:19:44,658
"Three campers are reported missing
417
00:19:44,658 --> 00:19:46,577
"in the Blackwood Pines forest.
418
00:19:46,577 --> 00:19:48,203
"An extensive search has been made,
419
00:19:48,203 --> 00:19:50,080
"but no remains have been recovered.
420
00:19:50,080 --> 00:19:52,333
"The campsite was ransacked,
421
00:19:52,333 --> 00:19:53,375
"and currently speculation
422
00:19:53,375 --> 00:19:55,753
"is that they were victims of an animal attack.
423
00:19:55,753 --> 00:19:57,922
"However, no blood was found at the scene of the crime,
424
00:19:57,922 --> 00:19:59,048
"leaving police to suspect
425
00:19:59,048 --> 00:20:03,427
"that the campers may have staged an attack and ran away."
426
00:20:05,971 --> 00:20:08,557
I have a feeling that's not what happened, but okay.
427
00:20:11,268 --> 00:20:12,645
Okay, I know this type of game.
428
00:20:12,645 --> 00:20:14,772
All right, so we have to find four more pages in this.
429
00:20:14,772 --> 00:20:16,023
Fuck me.
430
00:20:16,023 --> 00:20:18,067
Okay, this is gonna take fuckin' forever.
431
00:20:20,527 --> 00:20:22,154
Hey, Johnny, no, no, no, no, no.
432
00:20:22,154 --> 00:20:23,697
Hey, log off, Johnny.
433
00:20:23,697 --> 00:20:24,698
You do not wanna be here.
434
00:20:24,698 --> 00:20:25,532
Trust me, buddy.
435
00:20:27,076 --> 00:20:29,119
Hey, I'm being serious.
436
00:20:29,119 --> 00:20:32,039
Log the fuck off, all right?
437
00:20:32,039 --> 00:20:34,708
(page shuffles)
438
00:20:36,210 --> 00:20:37,044
This is just (pulse pounding),
439
00:20:37,044 --> 00:20:39,129
oh, fuck me, fuck me.
440
00:20:39,129 --> 00:20:39,922
No, no, no, no, no.
441
00:20:39,922 --> 00:20:41,048
Okay, okay, okay.
442
00:20:41,048 --> 00:20:43,092
Shit, shit, shit.
443
00:20:44,009 --> 00:20:45,469
(sighs) Jesus Christ.
444
00:20:49,640 --> 00:20:51,684
You stay right the fuck over there buddy.
445
00:20:54,186 --> 00:20:56,981
Hey, JumpingWolf, let 'im stay, okay.
446
00:20:56,981 --> 00:20:59,441
Maybe he can see what's going on and warn people.
447
00:20:59,441 --> 00:21:00,484
(ominous ambience) Make sure no one else plays
448
00:21:00,484 --> 00:21:02,736
this hell of a game.
449
00:21:07,199 --> 00:21:08,200
Is that a page?
450
00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:09,660
Okay, all right.
451
00:21:11,161 --> 00:21:13,706
Page three, this ain't that bad.
452
00:21:13,706 --> 00:21:14,540
(page shuffles)
453
00:21:14,540 --> 00:21:15,582
What we got here?
454
00:21:17,334 --> 00:21:19,712
Out for a weekend with the gang, ugh camping.
455
00:21:20,879 --> 00:21:21,797
Blah, blah, blah, whatever.
456
00:21:21,797 --> 00:21:22,756
Okay, page three.
457
00:21:26,510 --> 00:21:28,012
Where you at, bitch?
458
00:21:28,012 --> 00:21:29,763
You done with me?
459
00:21:29,763 --> 00:21:30,681
Where you at?
460
00:21:33,434 --> 00:21:34,977
Yeah, that's right.
461
00:21:34,977 --> 00:21:36,979
(sighs)
462
00:21:38,439 --> 00:21:39,898
There is a 100% chance
463
00:21:41,316 --> 00:21:43,736
of a note being inside that creepy ass building.
464
00:21:44,820 --> 00:21:47,531
Thanks, MizHazen, (lights whir) I appreciate the support.
465
00:21:51,577 --> 00:21:53,162
In case I wasn't going crazy already,
466
00:21:53,162 --> 00:21:56,457
they added the horrible light sound.
467
00:21:56,457 --> 00:21:57,791
Yay.
468
00:21:58,709 --> 00:22:00,044
I fucking hate mazes, man.
469
00:22:01,879 --> 00:22:02,713
Okay.
470
00:22:06,383 --> 00:22:08,052
(page shuffles)
471
00:22:08,052 --> 00:22:09,303
Okay, there we go.
472
00:22:10,721 --> 00:22:12,181
Avoid the sirens.
473
00:22:13,807 --> 00:22:14,641
I don't hear anything.
474
00:22:14,641 --> 00:22:15,726
Do you guys hear anything?
475
00:22:15,726 --> 00:22:17,936
I'm not sure what the fuck to (heart beating),
476
00:22:17,936 --> 00:22:20,314
aw, Jesus, okay (yells),
477
00:22:20,314 --> 00:22:21,440
that's where I'm supposed to go.
478
00:22:21,440 --> 00:22:22,649
(ominous ambience) Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck.
479
00:22:22,649 --> 00:22:23,650
Okay, okay, okay.
480
00:22:23,650 --> 00:22:24,735
How the fuck do I get outta here?
481
00:22:24,735 --> 00:22:26,403
Jesus Christ!
482
00:22:27,988 --> 00:22:28,822
Okay.
483
00:22:31,784 --> 00:22:33,452
Okay, we're good, we're good.
484
00:22:33,452 --> 00:22:34,745
Calm down.
485
00:22:34,745 --> 00:22:36,747
(sighs)
486
00:22:38,665 --> 00:22:42,419
One more page.
487
00:22:42,419 --> 00:22:44,296
Hey, can you guys stop fighting please,
488
00:22:44,296 --> 00:22:45,506
and help me find this last page?
489
00:22:45,506 --> 00:22:48,217
'Cause that would be greatly appreciated, thank you.
490
00:22:49,426 --> 00:22:51,261
Thanks, JumpingWolf, I appreciate
491
00:22:51,261 --> 00:22:53,430
that I'm not the only set of eyes out here.
492
00:22:55,682 --> 00:22:57,684
(sighs)
493
00:22:59,937 --> 00:23:01,897
Fuck me (heart beating), fuck me, okay.
494
00:23:03,899 --> 00:23:06,610
No, come on!
495
00:23:06,610 --> 00:23:08,320
Okay, I see it, I see it, I see it.
496
00:23:08,320 --> 00:23:09,154
Fuck, I'm outta sprint.
497
00:23:09,154 --> 00:23:10,531
Come on, come on, come one, come on, come on.
498
00:23:10,531 --> 00:23:11,865
Aw, Jesus.
499
00:23:11,865 --> 00:23:14,827
(page shuffles)
500
00:23:14,827 --> 00:23:16,036
Fuck me, okay.
501
00:23:17,871 --> 00:23:18,705
(sighs)
502
00:23:18,705 --> 00:23:19,832
We did it.
503
00:23:19,832 --> 00:23:20,666
Okay.
504
00:23:23,293 --> 00:23:26,213
(breathes heavily)
505
00:23:28,632 --> 00:23:30,300
"You've shown great skill,
506
00:23:30,300 --> 00:23:32,052
"but now you have a choice to make.
507
00:23:34,346 --> 00:23:36,598
"Choose two followers to take forward.
508
00:23:36,598 --> 00:23:38,600
"They will be forced to complete the game with you."
509
00:23:38,600 --> 00:23:39,893
"All others will be spared."
510
00:23:39,893 --> 00:23:40,894
Come on!
511
00:23:42,271 --> 00:23:43,647
I can't make that choice.
512
00:23:43,647 --> 00:23:45,482
You're makin' me decide who to doom here.
513
00:23:45,482 --> 00:23:46,942
Oh, fuck you, game.
514
00:23:46,942 --> 00:23:47,943
Fuck you.
515
00:23:49,444 --> 00:23:51,196
Don't be self-sacrificing JumpingWolf.
516
00:23:51,196 --> 00:23:52,698
Okay, you guys.
517
00:23:54,199 --> 00:23:56,201
(sighs)
518
00:23:57,244 --> 00:23:59,204
This would be so much fuckin' easier
519
00:23:59,204 --> 00:24:00,455
if you guys just log off.
520
00:24:02,833 --> 00:24:04,835
(sighs)
521
00:24:07,754 --> 00:24:09,256
JumpingWolf, what?
522
00:24:13,468 --> 00:24:15,220
I'm just an asshole who plays video games.
523
00:24:15,220 --> 00:24:16,138
I'm not worth...
524
00:24:20,767 --> 00:24:25,022
Okay, all right JumpingWolf, thank you.
525
00:24:25,022 --> 00:24:26,273
Any other volunteers?
526
00:24:31,862 --> 00:24:33,155
You know what?
527
00:24:33,155 --> 00:24:34,489
Okay, Johnny.
528
00:24:34,489 --> 00:24:35,991
I did ask for volunteers,
529
00:24:35,991 --> 00:24:38,869
so let's go ahead.
530
00:24:38,869 --> 00:24:40,787
You're stuck with me, JohnnyDope.
531
00:24:42,789 --> 00:24:43,749
Welcome to the team.
532
00:24:46,960 --> 00:24:48,170
See you guys.
533
00:24:50,505 --> 00:24:51,798
(sighs)
534
00:24:51,798 --> 00:24:53,800
I'm glad someone got out okay.
535
00:24:53,800 --> 00:24:55,052
Let's do this, JumpingWolf.
536
00:24:55,052 --> 00:24:56,386
You're right, we got this.
537
00:24:57,346 --> 00:24:58,180
We got this.
538
00:24:59,348 --> 00:25:00,182
Okay (sighs).
539
00:25:02,017 --> 00:25:03,894
(ominous music)
540
00:25:03,894 --> 00:25:05,646
All right, there's no flashlight here.
541
00:25:05,646 --> 00:25:06,521
That's okay.
542
00:25:09,691 --> 00:25:12,277
You know it's bad when they tell you how to crouch.
543
00:25:15,280 --> 00:25:20,285
Fuck me.
544
00:25:26,750 --> 00:25:29,169
(clattering footsteps)
545
00:25:29,169 --> 00:25:30,545
Fuck me.
546
00:25:30,545 --> 00:25:31,630
Jesus.
547
00:25:31,630 --> 00:25:32,464
What is that?
548
00:25:34,258 --> 00:25:35,092
Wait, hold up.
549
00:25:35,092 --> 00:25:36,468
Can it hear my mic?
550
00:25:38,595 --> 00:25:40,222
Oh God, okay.
551
00:25:41,139 --> 00:25:43,016
Everyone be very quiet.
552
00:25:44,768 --> 00:25:45,936
Jesus Christ.
553
00:26:05,455 --> 00:26:06,665
Where's the elevator at?
554
00:26:09,418 --> 00:26:12,671
(clattering footsteps)
555
00:26:17,134 --> 00:26:20,387
(clattering footsteps)
556
00:26:45,579 --> 00:26:47,539
(door-sliding action)
557
00:26:47,539 --> 00:26:48,373
Fuck you.
558
00:26:49,666 --> 00:26:51,418
What if I need a key?
559
00:26:55,339 --> 00:26:58,008
(door-sliding action)
560
00:26:58,008 --> 00:27:01,261
(clattering footsteps)
561
00:27:16,985 --> 00:27:19,071
(clattering footsteps)
562
00:27:19,071 --> 00:27:22,115
Fuck, fuck, fuck, no, no, no, come on, come on, come on.
563
00:27:22,115 --> 00:27:23,909
Open the God-damned door, come on.
564
00:27:23,909 --> 00:27:24,868
Okay, fuck.
565
00:27:24,868 --> 00:27:25,702
Fuck you.
566
00:27:25,702 --> 00:27:26,536
Fuck you.
567
00:27:26,536 --> 00:27:28,580
That was some God-damned bullshit, man.
568
00:27:28,580 --> 00:27:29,664
I'm fuckin' done.
569
00:27:29,664 --> 00:27:30,791
I'm fuckin'.
570
00:27:31,875 --> 00:27:35,003
Oh, I can't handle anymore of that.
571
00:27:35,003 --> 00:27:36,880
Oh, Jesus Christ.
572
00:27:36,880 --> 00:27:38,423
It better be not much longer, dude.
573
00:27:38,423 --> 00:27:41,510
When do I get to fuckin' win this game, huh?
574
00:27:41,510 --> 00:27:43,053
Jesus Christ.
575
00:27:43,053 --> 00:27:44,930
(sighs)
576
00:27:44,930 --> 00:27:47,015
Oh, now you wanna leave, Johnny?
577
00:27:47,015 --> 00:27:47,849
Now you wanna leave?
578
00:27:47,849 --> 00:27:49,851
Well, too bad, my friend.
579
00:27:49,851 --> 00:27:52,270
You volunteered, and guess what?
580
00:27:52,270 --> 00:27:53,814
Life's not fair.
581
00:27:53,814 --> 00:27:56,108
And I wanna leave too, but I can't.
582
00:27:56,108 --> 00:27:58,402
So, welcome.
583
00:27:59,653 --> 00:28:01,696
(door-sliding action)
584
00:28:01,696 --> 00:28:02,531
What is this?
585
00:28:08,120 --> 00:28:09,246
Invisibility po-,
586
00:28:10,622 --> 00:28:13,333
what's the point of all these prizes
587
00:28:13,333 --> 00:28:14,167
at the end of the level, huh?
588
00:28:14,167 --> 00:28:17,546
The like empty consolation prizes, you know?
589
00:28:17,546 --> 00:28:19,798
We got the golden heart or whatever.
590
00:28:19,798 --> 00:28:22,259
This is just like, to make me feel better
591
00:28:22,259 --> 00:28:25,429
for, I don't know, people fuckin' dyin'?
592
00:28:27,431 --> 00:28:29,433
I better not have a fuckin' inventory this whole time.
593
00:28:29,433 --> 00:28:30,267
I'm tellin' you.
594
00:28:32,602 --> 00:28:33,437
(triumphant jingle)
595
00:28:33,437 --> 00:28:34,271
Jesus Christ.
596
00:28:34,271 --> 00:28:35,897
Okay, well.
597
00:28:35,897 --> 00:28:36,731
(taps on desk)
598
00:28:36,731 --> 00:28:37,649
Thank God that's over.
599
00:28:41,069 --> 00:28:43,071
(sighs)
600
00:28:47,784 --> 00:28:48,910
"You've come far.
601
00:28:51,121 --> 00:28:53,206
"You've adapted to our challenges.
602
00:28:55,876 --> 00:28:58,044
"But life isn't always fair.
603
00:29:00,630 --> 00:29:02,924
"If it was, it would be boring."
604
00:29:02,924 --> 00:29:05,427
Okay, speak for yourself, game.
605
00:29:06,386 --> 00:29:08,263
It's time to make another choice.
606
00:29:09,097 --> 00:29:10,765
Just answer this one question.
607
00:29:10,765 --> 00:29:11,766
Why are you here?
608
00:29:15,645 --> 00:29:16,480
Why am I?
609
00:29:17,564 --> 00:29:19,149
I'm here because some idiot
610
00:29:19,149 --> 00:29:21,318
told me to play this sick-fuck-game,
611
00:29:21,318 --> 00:29:22,402
and I actually thought I would enjoy it,
612
00:29:22,402 --> 00:29:23,570
so that's why I'm here.
613
00:29:25,697 --> 00:29:28,033
That isn't the, that is the answer.
614
00:29:28,033 --> 00:29:29,743
That is the fucking answer.
615
00:29:29,743 --> 00:29:30,952
You think I would play this game
616
00:29:30,952 --> 00:29:32,204
if I knew people would die?
617
00:29:32,204 --> 00:29:34,039
You think I get a kick outta that?
618
00:29:34,039 --> 00:29:35,165
Fuck you, game.
619
00:29:36,041 --> 00:29:38,043
(sighs)
620
00:29:45,300 --> 00:29:47,177
I do care about my fans, okay.
621
00:29:51,348 --> 00:29:55,101
I have a feeling that's not what it's asking.
622
00:29:57,646 --> 00:30:00,524
I think it wants to know why I do this in the first place.
623
00:30:02,734 --> 00:30:03,652
Is that right?
624
00:30:05,612 --> 00:30:07,822
You wanna know why I sit in front of a screen
625
00:30:07,822 --> 00:30:10,325
and yell at video games for six hours at a time?
626
00:30:10,325 --> 00:30:11,743
Is that what you wanna know?
627
00:30:13,662 --> 00:30:14,829
You wanna get personal?
628
00:30:14,829 --> 00:30:16,081
Okay, let's get personal.
629
00:30:16,081 --> 00:30:16,915
That's fine.
630
00:30:16,915 --> 00:30:18,375
Let's do it.
631
00:30:18,375 --> 00:30:19,209
Why the hell not?
632
00:30:19,209 --> 00:30:22,212
Well, the truth is,
633
00:30:22,212 --> 00:30:25,840
Johnny wasn't wrong, really.
634
00:30:26,800 --> 00:30:29,427
I don't really have any sob-stories about bad parenting
635
00:30:29,427 --> 00:30:31,346
or bullying or anything like that.
636
00:30:31,346 --> 00:30:36,101
But I don't really have anything good, either.
637
00:30:38,937 --> 00:30:40,188
I dropped out of school
638
00:30:41,773 --> 00:30:43,441
because I couldn't stick with it.
639
00:30:45,151 --> 00:30:49,948
I went from job after job after job after fucking job
640
00:30:49,948 --> 00:30:51,575
because after a little while,
641
00:30:51,575 --> 00:30:52,492
it gets a little hard
642
00:30:52,492 --> 00:30:54,869
to get yourself outta bed in the morning.
643
00:31:00,083 --> 00:31:03,503
And one day, I found this.
644
00:31:07,173 --> 00:31:10,594
Something I was actually good at.
645
00:31:12,762 --> 00:31:14,472
Something that, at least for a little while,
646
00:31:14,472 --> 00:31:15,682
could make people happy.
647
00:31:17,809 --> 00:31:21,855
Something I can see myself doing for the rest of my life.
648
00:31:26,318 --> 00:31:30,905
Until today, when it became a nightmare
649
00:31:30,905 --> 00:31:32,407
just like everything else.
650
00:31:33,867 --> 00:31:34,951
Is that the answer?
651
00:31:34,951 --> 00:31:37,621
Is that what you wanted to know?
652
00:31:56,139 --> 00:31:57,932
Don't talk to him like that, all right Johnny?
653
00:31:57,932 --> 00:31:58,767
Don't be a...
654
00:32:21,539 --> 00:32:22,457
Okay.
655
00:32:23,500 --> 00:32:25,168
Okay, Johnny, I'll tell you what.
656
00:32:27,754 --> 00:32:29,047
You should be grateful.
657
00:32:30,382 --> 00:32:31,466
Let me tell you why.
658
00:32:31,466 --> 00:32:35,053
Because apparently, you have a perfect fucking life
659
00:32:35,053 --> 00:32:37,180
where you have the time to go on the internet
660
00:32:37,180 --> 00:32:40,600
and just shit on people like me and JumpingWolf.
661
00:32:40,600 --> 00:32:41,476
I'm happy for ya.
662
00:32:41,476 --> 00:32:42,310
I really am.
663
00:32:42,310 --> 00:32:43,395
And guess what, buddy.
664
00:32:43,395 --> 00:32:46,564
I'm also fighting for your life right now,
665
00:32:46,564 --> 00:32:49,025
so pray that I win,
666
00:32:49,025 --> 00:32:49,859
'cause if I do,
667
00:32:49,859 --> 00:32:51,444
you get to go back to that perfect fucking life
668
00:32:51,444 --> 00:32:53,279
and shit on me some more.
669
00:32:53,279 --> 00:32:54,614
Okie day?
670
00:32:56,866 --> 00:32:58,284
What, you got nothing to say to that?
671
00:32:58,284 --> 00:32:59,285
No?
672
00:33:00,787 --> 00:33:01,621
Anything?
673
00:33:06,334 --> 00:33:07,210
Okay guys (sighs).
674
00:33:10,046 --> 00:33:10,880
(exhales heavily)
675
00:33:10,880 --> 00:33:11,715
Let's do this.
676
00:33:14,509 --> 00:33:15,719
Enter your name.
677
00:33:15,719 --> 00:33:17,137
Okay, I'll enter my name.
678
00:33:17,137 --> 00:33:20,557
How about (keyboard keys clicking) fuck you, game?
679
00:33:20,557 --> 00:33:22,308
Feel free to call me that.
680
00:33:22,308 --> 00:33:23,977
Please feel free.
681
00:33:27,522 --> 00:33:30,442
(whimsical electronic music)
682
00:33:30,442 --> 00:33:31,276
What the fuck?
683
00:33:32,527 --> 00:33:35,029
"Ah, I am so tired from moving into my new house.
684
00:33:35,029 --> 00:33:36,197
"Time for food."
685
00:33:39,909 --> 00:33:41,786
Well it's definitely a horror game.
686
00:33:41,786 --> 00:33:44,497
No one's this happy after moving.
687
00:33:44,497 --> 00:33:45,415
I'll tell you that.
688
00:33:47,167 --> 00:33:48,334
"Oops, no groceries yet.
689
00:33:48,334 --> 00:33:50,587
"Better call for a pizza."
690
00:33:50,587 --> 00:33:51,546
Sure.
691
00:33:55,508 --> 00:33:56,676
Well, I don't have a lotta options here.
692
00:33:56,676 --> 00:33:57,677
You know what?
693
00:33:57,677 --> 00:33:58,511
Fuck you, game.
694
00:33:58,511 --> 00:33:59,429
I'm gonna choose salad.
695
00:34:01,347 --> 00:34:03,183
Yay, salad's on the way.
696
00:34:03,183 --> 00:34:04,726
"Now I can start unpacking."
697
00:34:05,852 --> 00:34:06,686
Unpacking?
698
00:34:06,686 --> 00:34:07,520
You're already, okay,
699
00:34:08,855 --> 00:34:10,565
well I guess there's some boxes over here.
700
00:34:11,775 --> 00:34:13,193
"Let's unpack the first box.
701
00:34:14,819 --> 00:34:15,653
"Huh?
702
00:34:17,906 --> 00:34:18,823
"These aren't my things.
703
00:34:18,823 --> 00:34:20,450
"Maybe the movers messed up."
704
00:34:21,785 --> 00:34:22,952
Where's the music?
705
00:34:27,999 --> 00:34:30,335
"This box is full of dolls?
706
00:34:30,335 --> 00:34:32,128
"I've never owned a doll in my life.
707
00:34:33,379 --> 00:34:35,590
"Well, guess I'll have to make some report with the movers.
708
00:34:35,590 --> 00:34:37,175
"Some little girl is missing her dolls."
709
00:34:37,175 --> 00:34:38,051
You know what?
710
00:34:38,051 --> 00:34:40,595
I have a feeling it's not a little girl's.
711
00:34:40,595 --> 00:34:42,514
Whoever put those dolls there,
712
00:34:42,514 --> 00:34:44,974
my guess, is evil, but hey, maybe not.
713
00:34:46,726 --> 00:34:48,353
"I'm tired from a long day of moving.
714
00:34:48,353 --> 00:34:49,771
"It's time to go to bed."
715
00:34:49,771 --> 00:34:50,814
Should you go to bed?
716
00:34:50,814 --> 00:34:52,565
You have a box of creepy-ass dolls,
717
00:34:52,565 --> 00:34:55,235
but okay, all right, we're going to bed, sure.
718
00:34:56,861 --> 00:34:57,695
Whatever.
719
00:34:57,695 --> 00:35:00,031
(ominous electronic music)
720
00:35:00,031 --> 00:35:02,617
(creepy laugh)
721
00:35:04,118 --> 00:35:05,328
"I should go look for that noise."
722
00:35:05,328 --> 00:35:07,664
No, you should not go look for that noise.
723
00:35:07,664 --> 00:35:09,999
This guy deserves to get eaten, not me, okay?
724
00:35:09,999 --> 00:35:11,417
You know what?
725
00:35:11,417 --> 00:35:12,335
Fuck you, game.
726
00:35:12,335 --> 00:35:13,336
I'm not doing anything.
727
00:35:13,336 --> 00:35:16,673
I'm gonna sit here in my bedroom, safe and sound.
728
00:35:22,762 --> 00:35:25,640
Okay, yeah, I know, JumpingWolf,
729
00:35:25,640 --> 00:35:27,308
it probably won't let me do this.
730
00:35:28,726 --> 00:35:31,437
I don't wanna just take a blatant risk.
731
00:35:33,606 --> 00:35:36,359
(sighs) Fuck me.
732
00:35:37,819 --> 00:35:39,821
(sighs)
733
00:35:45,118 --> 00:35:47,203
All right, you know what?
734
00:35:48,746 --> 00:35:50,415
Fine, game.
735
00:35:51,583 --> 00:35:54,460
I'll leave the bedroom and check out the creepy-ass noise.
736
00:35:55,753 --> 00:35:56,588
"These dolls?
737
00:35:56,588 --> 00:35:57,422
"They're out of the box.
738
00:35:57,422 --> 00:35:58,256
"Who put them like this?"
739
00:36:00,300 --> 00:36:02,886
(sighs)
740
00:36:02,886 --> 00:36:04,971
(creepy laughter)
741
00:36:04,971 --> 00:36:05,805
Nope.
742
00:36:05,805 --> 00:36:07,682
Nope, back to the bedroom.
743
00:36:07,682 --> 00:36:08,558
There we go.
744
00:36:08,558 --> 00:36:10,268
Leaving the dolls where they are.
745
00:36:10,268 --> 00:36:11,644
No, no sir.
746
00:36:11,644 --> 00:36:13,771
Okay, "I should go back to bed."
747
00:36:14,856 --> 00:36:15,690
Should you?
748
00:36:15,690 --> 00:36:16,524
I don't know.
749
00:36:16,524 --> 00:36:18,860
That's probably, well,
750
00:36:18,860 --> 00:36:20,320
I guess I can't judge too much
751
00:36:20,320 --> 00:36:22,822
because there's a haunted video game killing people,
752
00:36:22,822 --> 00:36:24,490
and I haven't called the cops yet, so,
753
00:36:24,490 --> 00:36:26,242
you know what, sure.
754
00:36:26,242 --> 00:36:27,076
Go back to bed.
755
00:36:29,537 --> 00:36:31,497
"Wow, I had a weird dream last night.
756
00:36:34,709 --> 00:36:36,544
"I better make a nice cup of tea to wake myself u-."
757
00:36:36,544 --> 00:36:38,588
-fuuuuck this game.
758
00:36:40,506 --> 00:36:41,799
(sighs)
759
00:36:41,799 --> 00:36:45,094
I would hate this game even if it wasn't killing people.
760
00:36:45,094 --> 00:36:46,346
"Right where I left everything."
761
00:36:46,346 --> 00:36:47,597
Okay, that's exactly where,
762
00:36:47,597 --> 00:36:49,682
fuck you, Johnny.
763
00:36:49,682 --> 00:36:50,892
Fuck you, hmm?
764
00:36:54,854 --> 00:36:57,607
All righty, let's see what we got here.
765
00:36:59,734 --> 00:37:00,652
"Nothing like a good cup of tea!"
766
00:37:00,652 --> 00:37:01,486
Jesus Christ.
767
00:37:04,530 --> 00:37:05,531
"I'm supposed to go to work soon.
768
00:37:05,531 --> 00:37:07,116
"But I have some time to kill."
769
00:37:10,995 --> 00:37:12,372
Hey, I think this is a hint.
770
00:37:12,372 --> 00:37:14,874
Okay, I feel like we should go explore
771
00:37:14,874 --> 00:37:16,209
the house a little bit
772
00:37:16,209 --> 00:37:18,211
and see see if we can prove what happened last night
773
00:37:18,211 --> 00:37:22,090
actually happened, so no, we're not going to work.
774
00:37:23,925 --> 00:37:25,760
How 'bout that?
775
00:37:25,760 --> 00:37:27,679
Is that good with everybody?
776
00:37:27,679 --> 00:37:28,513
"Why can't I leave?"
777
00:37:28,513 --> 00:37:29,347
You can't leave
778
00:37:29,347 --> 00:37:30,598
'cause you're a God-damned asshole, Johnny, that's why.
779
00:37:30,598 --> 00:37:33,267
"I need to water these plants." Maybe later.
780
00:37:42,986 --> 00:37:44,153
Anything?
781
00:37:44,153 --> 00:37:45,113
I guess this bookshelf.
782
00:37:45,113 --> 00:37:46,239
That's the only thing I can think of.
783
00:37:46,239 --> 00:37:48,157
Maybe there's a secret passage or something?
784
00:37:49,492 --> 00:37:52,161
"The bookshelf is broken from the move, and unstable.
785
00:37:53,329 --> 00:37:54,872
"As soon as you touch it it falls on you."
786
00:37:54,872 --> 00:37:57,625
(crunch) What?
787
00:37:57,625 --> 00:37:58,543
What the fuck?
788
00:37:58,543 --> 00:37:59,585
What, no!
789
00:37:59,585 --> 00:38:00,753
Hey, come on!
790
00:38:00,753 --> 00:38:01,587
I didn't know.
791
00:38:01,587 --> 00:38:02,630
I was supposed to explore.
792
00:38:02,630 --> 00:38:03,548
Fuck you.
793
00:38:03,548 --> 00:38:04,382
Fuck you.
794
00:38:04,382 --> 00:38:05,800
Come on (ominous music)
795
00:38:05,800 --> 00:38:06,718
What the fuck?
796
00:38:06,718 --> 00:38:08,386
I was supposed to,
797
00:38:08,386 --> 00:38:09,721
shit, shit, shit.
798
00:38:09,721 --> 00:38:11,973
Hey, Wolf, Wolf, talk to me buddy, you still there?
799
00:38:11,973 --> 00:38:13,266
Are you okay?
800
00:38:13,266 --> 00:38:14,100
Wolf!
801
00:38:15,059 --> 00:38:15,935
Come on.
802
00:38:15,935 --> 00:38:17,103
Oh thank God.
803
00:38:18,771 --> 00:38:20,773
(sighs)
804
00:38:21,649 --> 00:38:22,442
Thank God.
805
00:38:28,156 --> 00:38:28,990
Johnny?
806
00:38:34,787 --> 00:38:36,080
Shit, Johnny?
807
00:38:42,503 --> 00:38:45,089
Now's not the time to be an asshole buddy, come on.
808
00:38:56,893 --> 00:39:00,146
I don't know, maybe he just pissed off.
809
00:39:08,446 --> 00:39:10,448
He was an asshole, man, I get it.
810
00:39:10,448 --> 00:39:14,202
But Jesus Christ, he didn't deserve to die.
811
00:39:17,246 --> 00:39:18,372
I wish I didn't say those things to him, either.
812
00:39:18,372 --> 00:39:19,373
God dammit.
813
00:39:20,958 --> 00:39:22,126
Fuck you, game.
814
00:39:23,836 --> 00:39:26,422
(sighs deeply)
815
00:39:38,142 --> 00:39:40,019
(sighs deeply)
816
00:39:40,019 --> 00:39:41,646
We got two lives, okay?
817
00:39:41,646 --> 00:39:42,480
What?
818
00:39:43,773 --> 00:39:44,607
No, I guess I,
819
00:39:44,607 --> 00:39:46,567
(emotional piano music)
820
00:39:46,567 --> 00:39:47,527
no, I have no idea.
821
00:39:50,696 --> 00:39:52,990
I guess I don't know really anything about ya'.
822
00:39:59,747 --> 00:40:01,916
No, I guess I never have.
823
00:40:03,042 --> 00:40:03,876
Why did you?
824
00:40:18,683 --> 00:40:20,143
Commodore 64, huh?
825
00:40:20,143 --> 00:40:21,811
That's my grandma's console.
826
00:40:37,493 --> 00:40:39,620
Everyone's good at something, buddy, okay?
827
00:40:41,330 --> 00:40:43,332
(sighs)
828
00:40:50,840 --> 00:40:53,926
There's a shit-ton of things worth existing for, okay?
829
00:40:53,926 --> 00:40:58,014
You can't think like that, okay?
830
00:41:11,068 --> 00:41:13,070
(sighs)
831
00:41:15,198 --> 00:41:16,032
Damn.
832
00:41:18,743 --> 00:41:20,745
(sighs)
833
00:41:24,081 --> 00:41:27,251
There's a lot more to life than feeling useful, okay?
834
00:41:27,251 --> 00:41:28,628
You gotta find something you're good at,
835
00:41:28,628 --> 00:41:31,255
something you have fun doing, right?
836
00:41:31,255 --> 00:41:33,507
Fuck the haters, right?
837
00:41:33,507 --> 00:41:35,051
Fuck guys like Johnny, man.
838
00:41:56,197 --> 00:41:58,074
I don't know what to say, man.
839
00:41:58,074 --> 00:41:58,991
I appreciate that.
840
00:42:27,603 --> 00:42:28,604
Thank you, man.
841
00:42:43,953 --> 00:42:46,497
I don't know what to say, man.
842
00:42:50,209 --> 00:42:52,795
Thank you for making sure I don't die alone in here.
843
00:42:58,426 --> 00:42:59,260
No.
844
00:43:00,177 --> 00:43:02,346
No way in hell, buddy.
845
00:43:02,346 --> 00:43:03,222
We're winning this game.
846
00:43:03,222 --> 00:43:06,475
You and me are walking outta this game alive.
847
00:43:06,475 --> 00:43:07,893
You hear me?
848
00:43:07,893 --> 00:43:08,728
All right?
849
00:43:10,646 --> 00:43:11,981
Hell yeah.
850
00:43:11,981 --> 00:43:12,982
Let's do this.
851
00:43:14,650 --> 00:43:17,320
(sighs deeply)
852
00:43:17,320 --> 00:43:18,863
We got this, friendo.
853
00:43:22,825 --> 00:43:23,659
All right.
854
00:43:24,994 --> 00:43:27,038
This looks like the Resident safe-room.
855
00:43:30,041 --> 00:43:32,585
"So glad to have you visit me so unexpectedly.
856
00:43:32,585 --> 00:43:35,463
"You came in just in time for my most recent experiment.
857
00:43:35,463 --> 00:43:38,299
"It has been hard to find willing participants,
858
00:43:38,299 --> 00:43:41,552
"and I wish to use someone who I will not mind losing.
859
00:43:41,552 --> 00:43:42,386
"I fathom that the man
860
00:43:42,386 --> 00:43:44,138
"who has been fraternizing with my wife
861
00:43:44,138 --> 00:43:46,349
"is a suitable subject for such experiments."
862
00:43:46,349 --> 00:43:47,183
What?
863
00:43:47,183 --> 00:43:49,018
I ain't sleepin' with nobody, let alone a wife.
864
00:43:49,018 --> 00:43:51,854
"Do not attempt to exit your surroundings.
865
00:43:51,854 --> 00:43:53,939
"I have ensured there is no way to release this door,
866
00:43:53,939 --> 00:43:55,608
"and this room has no windows.
867
00:43:55,608 --> 00:43:58,027
"Please enjoy the final minutes of your pathetic life,
868
00:43:58,027 --> 00:44:01,947
"and always remember not to mess with a scientist's wife.
869
00:44:01,947 --> 00:44:05,201
"Yours truly, Dr. Daniel Smith."
870
00:44:05,201 --> 00:44:06,577
Fuckin' perfect.
871
00:44:08,913 --> 00:44:09,872
A puzzle-level.
872
00:44:11,999 --> 00:44:14,335
Oh, and Jesus Christ, it's timed.
873
00:44:14,335 --> 00:44:15,169
Okay.
874
00:44:15,169 --> 00:44:16,837
All right, JumpingWolf, you know what, no.
875
00:44:16,837 --> 00:44:17,671
Fuck that.
876
00:44:17,671 --> 00:44:18,506
What's your real name?
877
00:44:18,506 --> 00:44:20,091
I'm not callin' you by your username anymore.
878
00:44:21,050 --> 00:44:23,844
Okay, Jeremy, as you know,
879
00:44:23,844 --> 00:44:26,847
I am shit with puzzle levels,
880
00:44:26,847 --> 00:44:29,642
so I need some help on figuring out what the hell to do.
881
00:44:30,851 --> 00:44:32,853
We're gonna go to this door.
882
00:44:32,853 --> 00:44:34,772
We got a padlock and a door,
883
00:44:34,772 --> 00:44:39,276
and this weird green vial of liquid here.
884
00:44:44,156 --> 00:44:45,574
There's a bookshelf.
885
00:44:45,574 --> 00:44:47,284
Okay, I'm not gonna touch that again.
886
00:44:47,284 --> 00:44:48,661
What's that?
887
00:44:48,661 --> 00:44:50,329
Oh, and that just magically turned into a cog.
888
00:44:50,329 --> 00:44:51,163
Okay, fine.
889
00:44:51,163 --> 00:44:52,623
Okay, cool.
890
00:44:52,623 --> 00:44:54,333
All right, let's see what this safe does.
891
00:44:56,001 --> 00:44:57,920
I'm gonna be guessing that forever.
892
00:44:57,920 --> 00:45:00,047
Let's see if we can find a number or something.
893
00:45:00,047 --> 00:45:00,881
Oh, shit.
894
00:45:00,881 --> 00:45:04,385
Okay, well that was supposed to happen?
895
00:45:05,636 --> 00:45:07,388
Anything on the piano?
896
00:45:07,388 --> 00:45:08,514
No?
897
00:45:08,514 --> 00:45:09,348
I guess none of the pianos in this game work.
898
00:45:09,348 --> 00:45:10,182
That's fine.
899
00:45:11,308 --> 00:45:12,226
Well we have a cog.
900
00:45:12,226 --> 00:45:14,603
Where should we put it?
901
00:45:16,856 --> 00:45:17,690
In the middle?
902
00:45:17,690 --> 00:45:19,442
Oh shit, that looks dumb as hell.
903
00:45:19,442 --> 00:45:22,486
Okay, I thought that was a lot bigger than it was.
904
00:45:22,486 --> 00:45:25,239
Okay, let's see what else we can find here.
905
00:45:25,239 --> 00:45:26,699
We gotta find a number somewhere.
906
00:45:26,699 --> 00:45:28,909
Do I have to, oh there's a note, okay.
907
00:45:30,870 --> 00:45:32,830
Hey, there's a date on here.
908
00:45:32,830 --> 00:45:33,706
You think 1-1-7?
909
00:45:36,375 --> 00:45:37,209
All right, well let's just hope
910
00:45:37,209 --> 00:45:38,586
the developer was in English.
911
00:45:39,462 --> 00:45:41,046
All right, okay, let's try this.
912
00:45:42,339 --> 00:45:43,674
1-1-7 (exhales deeply).
913
00:45:47,428 --> 00:45:48,262
All right, nope.
914
00:45:48,262 --> 00:45:49,597
You wanna try 7-1-1?
915
00:45:53,476 --> 00:45:54,477
Wrong again.
916
00:45:54,477 --> 00:45:57,188
Well, back to the drawing board, I suppose.
917
00:45:57,188 --> 00:45:59,690
Okay, bookshelf, lalalalalalala.
918
00:46:01,108 --> 00:46:02,610
Jesus Christ.
919
00:46:02,610 --> 00:46:04,570
Come on, we got nothin' in here.
920
00:46:04,570 --> 00:46:07,406
I've already looked, is it the time on the clock, maybe?
921
00:46:08,282 --> 00:46:11,911
Probably not, 'cause, oh, oh, oh,
922
00:46:11,911 --> 00:46:13,162
yeah, yeah, yeah, forest-level page.
923
00:46:13,162 --> 00:46:13,996
Cool, cool, cool.
924
00:46:13,996 --> 00:46:14,997
Okay, so what number was that?
925
00:46:14,997 --> 00:46:17,917
Three, are you, how certain are you?
926
00:46:19,418 --> 00:46:20,836
60%'s better than 0%.
927
00:46:20,836 --> 00:46:22,171
Let's do it.
928
00:46:22,171 --> 00:46:24,089
Okay, 3-8-8.
929
00:46:26,592 --> 00:46:28,052
Oh hey, it keeps the numbers from,
930
00:46:28,052 --> 00:46:30,012
Okay, cool, so it's a curvy number.
931
00:46:31,222 --> 00:46:32,890
3-8-3, that's half an eight.
932
00:46:32,890 --> 00:46:34,433
Okay, sure, let's do that.
933
00:46:34,433 --> 00:46:35,768
3-8-3.
934
00:46:36,936 --> 00:46:38,103
Okay, not that.
935
00:46:38,103 --> 00:46:38,979
We're getting close.
936
00:46:38,979 --> 00:46:40,022
'Nother curvy number.
937
00:46:40,940 --> 00:46:41,982
Five?
938
00:46:41,982 --> 00:46:43,859
That's kind of, okay, sure.
939
00:46:47,446 --> 00:46:50,407
Ay, there we go, okie-dokie.
940
00:46:50,407 --> 00:46:52,117
"You should find this piece a suitable replacement
941
00:46:52,117 --> 00:46:53,452
"for your broken clock-gear.
942
00:46:53,452 --> 00:46:54,620
"Please use in combination
943
00:46:54,620 --> 00:46:56,038
"with the piece I sent last month.
944
00:46:56,038 --> 00:46:57,623
(triumphant jingle) "Jonathan."
945
00:46:57,623 --> 00:46:59,250
And I have another cog.
946
00:46:59,250 --> 00:47:02,586
Hopefully it's more useful than the last one.
947
00:47:03,546 --> 00:47:05,923
What should we, well obviously,
948
00:47:05,923 --> 00:47:08,634
it's supposed to go to that clock thing over there,
949
00:47:08,634 --> 00:47:13,305
so let's put one there and one here.
950
00:47:13,305 --> 00:47:15,307
Yeah, that looks right.
951
00:47:18,435 --> 00:47:19,270
Ay, cool deal.
952
00:47:19,270 --> 00:47:22,231
Okay, we have a hammer (triumphant jingle).
953
00:47:22,231 --> 00:47:24,817
I guess this guy is a murderer.
954
00:47:24,817 --> 00:47:25,651
Very jealous murderer,
955
00:47:25,651 --> 00:47:28,279
so maybe we can bash our way outta here.
956
00:47:28,279 --> 00:47:29,905
Is that what we're supposed to do?
957
00:47:29,905 --> 00:47:31,532
We hit the padlock.
958
00:47:31,532 --> 00:47:32,658
Of course it does nothing.
959
00:47:32,658 --> 00:47:33,617
Maybe the doorknob?
960
00:47:35,619 --> 00:47:38,789
(foreboding ambience)
961
00:47:47,464 --> 00:47:48,299
Okay.
962
00:47:49,842 --> 00:47:50,676
Well, fuck.
963
00:47:51,594 --> 00:47:54,096
What the fuck else are we suppose to do?
964
00:47:54,096 --> 00:47:57,683
Okay, do we do something else on the bookcase?
965
00:47:57,683 --> 00:47:58,517
I don't know.
966
00:48:00,019 --> 00:48:02,980
Dude, I think hittin' that vial was fuckin' suicide, dude.
967
00:48:02,980 --> 00:48:04,565
It's probably poison or something.
968
00:48:04,565 --> 00:48:05,858
There's gotta be something else in this room.
969
00:48:05,858 --> 00:48:08,068
It's probably staring me right in the face.
970
00:48:10,446 --> 00:48:11,280
Come on.
971
00:48:14,074 --> 00:48:14,908
Fuck me.
972
00:48:16,827 --> 00:48:19,330
Dude, I don't wanna take a stupid risk like that, okay.
973
00:48:19,330 --> 00:48:20,164
Please.
974
00:48:24,376 --> 00:48:27,421
That's the creepy-ass girl from earlier on the shelf.
975
00:48:27,421 --> 00:48:29,673
That's foreboding.
976
00:48:31,342 --> 00:48:33,469
Okay, the paper, let's see.
977
00:48:37,306 --> 00:48:38,140
Nothin'.
978
00:48:38,140 --> 00:48:39,058
Cool.
979
00:48:39,058 --> 00:48:41,393
Well, that's fuckin' useless.
980
00:48:42,770 --> 00:48:45,481
Jesus Christ, we're running out of time.
981
00:48:45,481 --> 00:48:46,315
Fuck me.
982
00:48:48,359 --> 00:48:49,777
All right, if we go for this,
983
00:48:50,653 --> 00:48:53,197
can you at least call somebody
984
00:48:53,197 --> 00:48:55,908
just in case it goes wrong, okay?
985
00:48:55,908 --> 00:48:57,618
So you're not alone?
986
00:49:04,416 --> 00:49:07,169
(sighs) Fuck me.
987
00:49:11,799 --> 00:49:12,758
How sure are you?
988
00:49:12,758 --> 00:49:13,634
You think we can?
989
00:49:18,764 --> 00:49:22,184
Hey, no matter what happens,
990
00:49:23,894 --> 00:49:25,020
you matter, okay?
991
00:49:30,025 --> 00:49:31,568
Hey.
992
00:49:32,486 --> 00:49:34,738
(cheers) All right, buddy.
993
00:49:34,738 --> 00:49:36,740
Hell yeah I still mean those nice things to ya'.
994
00:49:36,740 --> 00:49:37,658
Ah, dude, if you were here
995
00:49:37,658 --> 00:49:39,618
I'd be kissing your genius ass, buddy.
996
00:49:39,618 --> 00:49:41,745
(laughs)
997
00:49:41,745 --> 00:49:44,289
"There's another choice for you to make."
998
00:49:44,289 --> 00:49:45,082
Great.
999
00:49:46,291 --> 00:49:47,251
Okay.
1000
00:49:48,168 --> 00:49:50,170
"Would you murder another to save yourself?"
1001
00:49:50,170 --> 00:49:53,257
No, absolutely not, next question.
1002
00:49:58,721 --> 00:50:00,055
What?
1003
00:50:00,055 --> 00:50:01,724
Okay, listen here, game.
1004
00:50:01,724 --> 00:50:04,101
I know there's probably some sick fucks watching this
1005
00:50:04,101 --> 00:50:05,352
on the dark web right now.
1006
00:50:05,352 --> 00:50:07,521
Hello, but let me tell ya' something.
1007
00:50:07,521 --> 00:50:09,523
I've been playing fair.
1008
00:50:09,523 --> 00:50:12,443
As fairly as I know how in this game,
1009
00:50:12,443 --> 00:50:15,404
and I know, when it comes down to it,
1010
00:50:17,573 --> 00:50:20,367
if I had to choose between me and someone else,
1011
00:50:20,367 --> 00:50:22,244
I know I'll make the right call, okay?
1012
00:50:24,747 --> 00:50:27,291
Yeah, you too.
1013
00:50:30,127 --> 00:50:32,129
(sighs)
1014
00:50:33,422 --> 00:50:34,256
Fuck.
1015
00:50:42,723 --> 00:50:45,434
(whirring)
1016
00:50:45,434 --> 00:50:48,437
Looks like we're in a shed of some kind,
1017
00:50:49,730 --> 00:50:51,190
and we have a gun now,
1018
00:50:51,190 --> 00:50:53,400
which I would have liked a few levels earlier,
1019
00:50:53,400 --> 00:50:56,153
but now I'm not so sure.
1020
00:51:02,159 --> 00:51:03,619
I don't know, Jeremy,
1021
00:51:03,619 --> 00:51:07,122
but I think that's what it was hinting at.
1022
00:51:10,125 --> 00:51:12,878
(sighs) Fuck me.
1023
00:51:16,298 --> 00:51:19,468
Hey, Jeremy, I am done with the self-sacrificing talk, okay?
1024
00:51:19,468 --> 00:51:21,678
We're both getting out of here alive
1025
00:51:21,678 --> 00:51:23,806
and with my integrity still intact, all right?
1026
00:51:23,806 --> 00:51:24,723
I promise you that.
1027
00:51:25,724 --> 00:51:26,558
I promise.
1028
00:51:27,434 --> 00:51:28,519
Hey, hey, hey, look, a way out.
1029
00:51:28,519 --> 00:51:30,479
Okay, cool, so we go find some gas,
1030
00:51:30,479 --> 00:51:34,566
come back, and we get the heck outta here, right?
1031
00:51:34,566 --> 00:51:37,820
I mean I don't really know where gas is,
1032
00:51:37,820 --> 00:51:40,239
but one step at a time, I suppose.
1033
00:51:43,700 --> 00:51:45,619
This place is almost pretty, isn't it?
1034
00:51:48,163 --> 00:51:52,084
Hey, Jeremy, you ever wish you live in a post-apocalypse?
1035
00:51:52,084 --> 00:51:54,878
I mean, I never really wished that.
1036
00:51:56,672 --> 00:51:57,506
It'd make the lines at Disneyland
1037
00:51:57,506 --> 00:51:58,549
a hell of a lot shorter.
1038
00:52:02,678 --> 00:52:05,597
Yeah, freedom to be eaten and murdered, maybe.
1039
00:52:05,597 --> 00:52:08,642
Well, I guess it depends on what apocalypse it is.
1040
00:52:08,642 --> 00:52:10,769
Hunter-gatherer days, all right, I could do that.
1041
00:52:10,769 --> 00:52:15,440
But zombies, that's not really my kinda thing.
1042
00:52:15,440 --> 00:52:17,401
(gunshot)
1043
00:52:17,401 --> 00:52:19,111
Shit, what the fuck?
1044
00:52:19,111 --> 00:52:19,945
(gunshot)
1045
00:52:19,945 --> 00:52:20,779
No, no, no, no, no, no, no,
1046
00:52:20,779 --> 00:52:21,738
Please don't make me do this (pulse pounding).
1047
00:52:21,738 --> 00:52:22,573
(gunshot) Fuck no.
1048
00:52:22,573 --> 00:52:25,325
Come on, stop, stop.
1049
00:52:25,325 --> 00:52:26,326
Fuck you (gunshot).
1050
00:52:26,326 --> 00:52:29,079
Come on, dude (gunshot)
1051
00:52:31,957 --> 00:52:35,043
(headphones clatter)
1052
00:52:46,847 --> 00:52:49,433
(sighs deeply)
1053
00:52:55,606 --> 00:52:57,441
Somewhere, someone just died.
1054
00:53:00,319 --> 00:53:02,070
It is my fault, man.
1055
00:53:02,070 --> 00:53:03,196
I pulled the trigger.
1056
00:53:04,990 --> 00:53:05,782
I panicked.
1057
00:53:05,782 --> 00:53:06,783
I didn't know what to,
1058
00:53:09,453 --> 00:53:11,330
I didn't wanna lose you.
1059
00:53:11,330 --> 00:53:12,539
I didn't know what to do.
1060
00:53:15,667 --> 00:53:16,835
Maybe it's not a player, right?
1061
00:53:16,835 --> 00:53:18,545
Maybe the game's just fucking with me.
1062
00:53:18,545 --> 00:53:19,379
Maybe.
1063
00:53:22,341 --> 00:53:23,175
Yeah.
1064
00:53:24,384 --> 00:53:26,011
I guess I should go ahead and heal up.
1065
00:53:26,011 --> 00:53:28,513
Health's not getting any better after that, right?
1066
00:53:29,556 --> 00:53:30,933
I can't, for the life of me,
1067
00:53:30,933 --> 00:53:33,226
figure out what this game wants, man.
1068
00:53:33,226 --> 00:53:35,646
Where it came from, how to stop this bullshit.
1069
00:53:44,780 --> 00:53:49,201
You know, if we're here for show then who's watching?
1070
00:53:50,243 --> 00:53:51,870
Hey, that guy has a gas canister.
1071
00:53:57,459 --> 00:53:58,293
Don't do it.
1072
00:54:04,341 --> 00:54:05,842
Keep walkin' man.
1073
00:54:05,842 --> 00:54:07,886
Please, I don't wanna hurt you, okay?
1074
00:54:15,769 --> 00:54:17,062
I hope he gets out okay.
1075
00:54:19,147 --> 00:54:20,524
They're not the real enemy.
1076
00:54:23,360 --> 00:54:24,778
All right, let's see if there's gas
1077
00:54:24,778 --> 00:54:26,822
in this weird square building.
1078
00:54:28,782 --> 00:54:31,827
(sighs deeply) Okay.
1079
00:54:33,328 --> 00:54:34,746
Yeah, that's creepy.
1080
00:54:37,082 --> 00:54:39,209
You know what, I'm just not gonna ask any questions,
1081
00:54:39,209 --> 00:54:40,711
and get the hell outta here.
1082
00:54:40,711 --> 00:54:42,087
That's what I'm gonna do (triumphant jingle).
1083
00:54:44,089 --> 00:54:46,133
Oh, shit, it's gettin' dark.
1084
00:54:46,133 --> 00:54:48,010
Do I have a flashlight or anything?
1085
00:54:48,010 --> 00:54:49,261
No?
1086
00:54:49,261 --> 00:54:50,387
Okay.
1087
00:54:50,387 --> 00:54:51,930
Keep your eyes peeled, Jumpin'.
1088
00:54:52,889 --> 00:54:56,226
I don't see if anyone's comin' to shoot me.
1089
00:54:57,519 --> 00:54:58,353
Thanks buddy.
1090
00:55:07,112 --> 00:55:08,238
(skittering)
1091
00:55:08,238 --> 00:55:09,531
Do you hear something?
1092
00:55:11,408 --> 00:55:12,576
Oh, fuck me.
1093
00:55:12,576 --> 00:55:13,910
Fuck, go, go, go, go, go.
1094
00:55:13,910 --> 00:55:15,871
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
1095
00:55:15,871 --> 00:55:16,705
Shit, okay, run out of sprint.
1096
00:55:16,705 --> 00:55:18,707
Let's see if this gun fuckin' works.
1097
00:55:18,707 --> 00:55:20,375
(gunshots)
1098
00:55:20,375 --> 00:55:22,419
Fucking hate zombies man.
1099
00:55:22,419 --> 00:55:23,462
God dammit.
1100
00:55:23,462 --> 00:55:27,215
(zombies moaning and growling)
1101
00:55:27,215 --> 00:55:28,050
Fuck you.
1102
00:55:29,760 --> 00:55:31,636
We got this, we got this.
1103
00:55:33,847 --> 00:55:34,681
What?
1104
00:55:36,058 --> 00:55:37,350
No, no, no, no, no.
1105
00:55:37,350 --> 00:55:38,852
Fuck you.
1106
00:55:38,852 --> 00:55:41,938
Come on (gunshots).
1107
00:55:41,938 --> 00:55:42,939
Shit, I'm out of ammo.
1108
00:55:42,939 --> 00:55:44,733
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
1109
00:55:44,733 --> 00:55:46,234
Maybe we can hide in the shed thing?
1110
00:55:46,234 --> 00:55:47,069
Let's see.
1111
00:55:47,069 --> 00:55:48,361
Okay, okay.
1112
00:55:48,361 --> 00:55:49,780
Come on.
1113
00:55:49,780 --> 00:55:50,822
No, come on!
1114
00:55:51,907 --> 00:55:53,909
What the fuck am I supposed to do?
1115
00:55:53,909 --> 00:55:55,118
Okay, okay Jeremy,
1116
00:55:55,118 --> 00:55:55,952
I need your help, buddy.
1117
00:55:55,952 --> 00:55:57,412
What the fuck do I do, man?
1118
00:55:57,412 --> 00:55:58,747
What do I do, what do I do?
1119
00:56:00,373 --> 00:56:01,541
There's gotta be ammo around here, right?
1120
00:56:01,541 --> 00:56:02,959
It's a survival game.
1121
00:56:02,959 --> 00:56:05,504
There's gotta be ammo on the ground here somewhere, right?
1122
00:56:05,504 --> 00:56:06,338
Fuck you.
1123
00:56:06,338 --> 00:56:07,881
Fuck you.
1124
00:56:07,881 --> 00:56:08,715
Come on.
1125
00:56:09,549 --> 00:56:11,218
Okay, okay, okay.
1126
00:56:14,679 --> 00:56:15,722
Jeremy, tell me what to do, man.
1127
00:56:15,722 --> 00:56:17,557
I don't know what to do.
1128
00:56:17,557 --> 00:56:20,894
(Zombie growls)
1129
00:56:20,894 --> 00:56:23,647
(crunching blow)
1130
00:56:25,524 --> 00:56:28,026
(defeat-tone)
1131
00:56:31,238 --> 00:56:32,572
I'm sorry, man.
1132
00:56:36,201 --> 00:56:38,078
I told you it would be okay.
1133
00:56:40,872 --> 00:56:43,041
It's not winning after this man, please.
1134
00:56:47,629 --> 00:56:49,548
(sobs)
1135
00:56:50,632 --> 00:56:52,134
Please don't let this be real.
1136
00:56:55,679 --> 00:56:57,389
Don't say a God-damned word man.
1137
00:56:57,389 --> 00:56:59,349
I'm done with this bullshit, okay?
1138
00:57:00,183 --> 00:57:01,935
Just fucking kill me already.
1139
00:57:01,935 --> 00:57:03,979
You should've fucking killed me at the beginning
1140
00:57:03,979 --> 00:57:06,398
so no one would have had to die.
1141
00:57:06,398 --> 00:57:07,691
So he wouldn't...
1142
00:57:20,954 --> 00:57:22,038
"Curious."
1143
00:57:23,415 --> 00:57:25,584
I'll tell you what's curious.
1144
00:57:25,584 --> 00:57:28,044
That you're fucking with people with a video game.
1145
00:57:28,044 --> 00:57:30,213
What's the point of all this, man?
1146
00:57:31,381 --> 00:57:33,341
You just wanna dangle people's lives
1147
00:57:33,341 --> 00:57:35,969
for your fuckin' weirdo show-and-tell?
1148
00:57:36,928 --> 00:57:37,762
"You're alone now,
1149
00:57:37,762 --> 00:57:40,390
"which means you are ready for the final fight.
1150
00:57:40,390 --> 00:57:41,808
"One last test of your skill."
1151
00:57:41,808 --> 00:57:43,518
What, are you almost done with me?
1152
00:57:45,353 --> 00:57:46,855
You gettin' sick of me, buddy?
1153
00:57:47,689 --> 00:57:48,815
Okay.
1154
00:57:51,193 --> 00:57:53,904
All right, well I've already been through enough hell.
1155
00:57:54,821 --> 00:57:56,698
So I'm gonna start asking some questions,
1156
00:57:56,698 --> 00:57:58,700
'cause if I die, it's all futile, right?
1157
00:58:00,410 --> 00:58:01,995
Okay.
1158
00:58:01,995 --> 00:58:03,121
Why are you doing this?
1159
00:58:06,833 --> 00:58:08,710
Fuck you, game.
1160
00:58:08,710 --> 00:58:10,003
Fuck you.
1161
00:58:15,008 --> 00:58:17,010
(sighs)
1162
00:58:22,724 --> 00:58:23,600
Well, you got me.
1163
00:58:25,143 --> 00:58:26,811
I'm all alone now, buddy.
1164
00:58:30,023 --> 00:58:31,858
You're gonna see what I'm really made of.
1165
00:58:35,153 --> 00:58:38,198
You're gonna see what I'm fuckin' made of, bitch.
1166
00:58:39,491 --> 00:58:40,867
You want me to ask you some more questions?
1167
00:58:40,867 --> 00:58:43,662
Okay, who are you?
1168
00:58:43,662 --> 00:58:44,621
Or what are you?
1169
00:58:44,621 --> 00:58:45,455
You a person?
1170
00:58:45,455 --> 00:58:47,082
Are you a fuckin' ghost?
1171
00:58:51,962 --> 00:58:52,963
A siren.
1172
00:58:52,963 --> 00:58:54,589
Okay, you know what?
1173
00:58:54,589 --> 00:58:56,883
You're not gonna actually answer my fuckin' questions?
1174
00:58:56,883 --> 00:58:58,426
Fuck it.
1175
00:58:58,426 --> 00:59:00,262
Let's just get this shit over with.
1176
00:59:00,262 --> 00:59:01,263
Let's do this thing.
1177
00:59:03,890 --> 00:59:06,559
Death himself, huh, cute.
1178
00:59:06,559 --> 00:59:07,394
Okay.
1179
00:59:09,980 --> 00:59:11,439
What the fuck am I supposed to do with a mysterious,
1180
00:59:11,439 --> 00:59:13,441
what do these fuckin' do?
1181
00:59:15,652 --> 00:59:16,486
You know what?
1182
00:59:17,654 --> 00:59:19,197
Okay, whatever.
1183
00:59:20,198 --> 00:59:21,491
Fuck it.
1184
00:59:21,491 --> 00:59:22,575
"Say goodbye."
1185
00:59:22,575 --> 00:59:23,410
Goodbye.
1186
00:59:26,371 --> 00:59:27,372
Say goodbye to what?
1187
00:59:38,883 --> 00:59:39,801
What am I doing here again?
1188
00:59:39,801 --> 00:59:40,927
What is this?
1189
00:59:46,599 --> 00:59:47,434
Simon.
1190
00:59:53,106 --> 00:59:54,232
I lost him on the first level
1191
00:59:54,232 --> 00:59:56,318
and I didn't even know what was going on.
1192
01:00:05,327 --> 01:00:07,329
(sighs)
1193
01:00:09,080 --> 01:00:10,623
You don't have to show me his face.
1194
01:00:11,624 --> 01:00:13,877
(sighs deeply)
1195
01:00:13,877 --> 01:00:15,128
I remember him.
1196
01:00:31,061 --> 01:00:32,187
I'm sorry, Johnny.
1197
01:00:55,668 --> 01:00:57,587
(sobs)
1198
01:01:04,469 --> 01:01:07,263
This game's going to regret showing me your face, buddy.
1199
01:01:14,187 --> 01:01:17,357
Now I have everything I need beat it.
1200
01:01:20,485 --> 01:01:21,694
I'm not dying in here.
1201
01:01:24,239 --> 01:01:27,117
And you sure as fuck didn't die for nothin'.
1202
01:01:27,117 --> 01:01:28,827
Let's do this, game.
1203
01:01:28,827 --> 01:01:30,161
I'm fuckin' ready.
1204
01:01:33,123 --> 01:01:34,999
God as my witness,
1205
01:01:34,999 --> 01:01:36,918
I'm 'bout to take down the angel of death
1206
01:01:36,918 --> 01:01:38,294
with a hammer (intimidating countdown tone)
1207
01:01:38,294 --> 01:01:40,839
and a God damned mysterious bottle.
1208
01:01:40,839 --> 01:01:42,674
Let's do this, bitch.
1209
01:01:42,674 --> 01:01:44,217
Okay.
1210
01:01:44,217 --> 01:01:45,051
Allrighty.
1211
01:01:45,885 --> 01:01:47,053
What're we doin' here?
1212
01:01:47,053 --> 01:01:47,887
Okay.
1213
01:01:48,763 --> 01:01:50,265
(rapid clicking)
1214
01:01:50,265 --> 01:01:51,516
Fuck, okay, this is gonna take a while.
1215
01:01:51,516 --> 01:01:52,934
Shit, shit, okay.
1216
01:01:52,934 --> 01:01:54,894
Retreating, retreating.
1217
01:01:54,894 --> 01:01:56,396
We got this.
1218
01:02:00,483 --> 01:02:01,317
You bitch.
1219
01:02:01,317 --> 01:02:03,403
All right, you creepy bitch, let's do this.
1220
01:02:03,403 --> 01:02:04,237
Fuck you.
1221
01:02:06,906 --> 01:02:10,952
(exhales deeply) All right, all right, all right.
1222
01:02:10,952 --> 01:02:11,786
Okay.
1223
01:02:15,415 --> 01:02:16,249
A fuckin' fireball?
1224
01:02:16,249 --> 01:02:17,709
What the, I don't have a ranged attack.
1225
01:02:17,709 --> 01:02:18,710
You know what, fuck you.
1226
01:02:18,710 --> 01:02:19,961
Of course it's not fair.
1227
01:02:19,961 --> 01:02:20,795
Whatever.
1228
01:02:20,795 --> 01:02:22,547
Okay, ah, God dammit.
1229
01:02:24,007 --> 01:02:25,633
Bring it on, bitch.
1230
01:02:26,593 --> 01:02:27,677
(yells) Fuck you.
1231
01:02:27,677 --> 01:02:29,095
Yeah.
1232
01:02:29,095 --> 01:02:29,929
What up?
1233
01:02:32,015 --> 01:02:35,435
Let's see if ya can hit me if ya can't see me, bitch.
1234
01:02:35,435 --> 01:02:36,728
How 'bout that?
1235
01:02:39,189 --> 01:02:40,023
Ooh.
1236
01:02:45,361 --> 01:02:46,613
Fuck you, yes.
1237
01:02:49,365 --> 01:02:51,868
(defeat-tone)
1238
01:02:52,827 --> 01:02:55,914
I'm dead (somber ambient music).
1239
01:02:55,914 --> 01:02:56,748
What?
1240
01:02:57,832 --> 01:02:58,666
Second life?
1241
01:02:58,666 --> 01:03:00,835
What the fuck?
1242
01:03:00,835 --> 01:03:02,462
Ay!
1243
01:03:02,462 --> 01:03:04,005
Good thing I got that ghost-heart, right?
1244
01:03:04,005 --> 01:03:05,256
Huh guys?
1245
01:03:05,256 --> 01:03:06,549
No one, nobody?
1246
01:03:06,549 --> 01:03:07,550
Okay.
1247
01:03:07,550 --> 01:03:08,510
No problem.
1248
01:03:08,510 --> 01:03:09,761
It kinda helps.
1249
01:03:09,761 --> 01:03:11,387
Hey everybody, this is Scott,
1250
01:03:11,387 --> 01:03:12,555
welcome to the stream.
1251
01:03:12,555 --> 01:03:15,725
I'm about to take down the Goddamn angel of death.
1252
01:03:15,725 --> 01:03:18,269
Fuck yeah, let's do this guys.
1253
01:03:18,269 --> 01:03:19,604
Wooh, come on.
1254
01:03:21,814 --> 01:03:24,067
I can do that?
1255
01:03:24,067 --> 01:03:26,277
(cheers loudly)
1256
01:03:26,277 --> 01:03:28,613
Oh, you 'bout to go down, bitch.
1257
01:03:28,613 --> 01:03:30,532
Come on, Livescream.
1258
01:03:30,532 --> 01:03:31,366
Okay.
1259
01:03:31,366 --> 01:03:32,367
Oh, mother fucker.
1260
01:03:32,367 --> 01:03:33,201
Shit, shit.
1261
01:03:33,201 --> 01:03:35,203
Okay, fuck you, fuck you.
1262
01:03:35,203 --> 01:03:36,454
Retreating again.
1263
01:03:36,454 --> 01:03:37,664
We got this.
1264
01:03:38,873 --> 01:03:39,707
Come on, bitch.
1265
01:03:39,707 --> 01:03:40,583
Come on, bitch.
1266
01:03:40,583 --> 01:03:41,626
Fuck you (cheers loudly).
1267
01:03:44,170 --> 01:03:47,799
Mysterious bottle blocks fireballs, 'cause of course.
1268
01:03:47,799 --> 01:03:50,093
Okay, all right, let's do this.
1269
01:03:50,093 --> 01:03:52,762
Fuck you, fuck you, okay.
1270
01:03:52,762 --> 01:03:54,681
You know what?
1271
01:03:54,681 --> 01:03:59,143
Let's do this (breathing heavily).
1272
01:03:59,143 --> 01:04:00,395
This is for you, Jeremy,
1273
01:04:01,312 --> 01:04:03,856
and Johnny, and everyone else.
1274
01:04:03,856 --> 01:04:05,608
Fuckin' Superpenguin in that last level,
1275
01:04:05,608 --> 01:04:07,735
everyone this game has taken.
1276
01:04:07,735 --> 01:04:08,570
This is for you.
1277
01:04:09,779 --> 01:04:10,905
Surprise, bitch.
1278
01:04:13,324 --> 01:04:15,410
(laughs)
1279
01:04:22,292 --> 01:04:23,126
I won.
1280
01:04:26,170 --> 01:04:29,090
(energizing music)
1281
01:04:31,718 --> 01:04:34,554
Oh, you still wanna talk to me, game?
1282
01:04:34,554 --> 01:04:37,056
How 'bout fuck you, I beat you.
1283
01:04:37,056 --> 01:04:38,141
Let me leave!
1284
01:04:42,020 --> 01:04:44,063
(sighs deeply)
1285
01:04:44,063 --> 01:04:46,691
Yeah, you're right about that.
1286
01:04:46,691 --> 01:04:48,192
I'm not gonna forget their faces.
1287
01:04:48,192 --> 01:04:49,027
You hear me?
1288
01:04:50,445 --> 01:04:53,531
I'm gonna warn every single person on this planet
1289
01:04:53,531 --> 01:04:54,365
about this game,
1290
01:04:54,365 --> 01:04:55,908
so you won't have anymore victims.
1291
01:05:02,582 --> 01:05:04,125
I didn't kill anybody, you did.
1292
01:05:13,384 --> 01:05:15,386
-: Come on, let me try again.
1293
01:05:15,386 --> 01:05:16,638
I wanna try again.
1294
01:05:18,806 --> 01:05:21,768
(fearful heavy breathing)
1295
01:05:21,768 --> 01:05:23,770
(screams)
1296
01:05:23,770 --> 01:05:26,773
(music intensifies)
1297
01:05:38,576 --> 01:05:41,037
(screams)
1298
01:05:41,037 --> 01:05:44,123
(invigorating music)
1299
01:06:14,195 --> 01:06:15,446
(heavy breathing)
1300
01:06:15,446 --> 01:06:16,614
-: If you hear about it,
1301
01:06:18,366 --> 01:06:19,575
don't look for it.
1302
01:06:20,785 --> 01:06:23,496
If you come across it, stay away.
1303
01:06:24,831 --> 01:06:28,376
If you see someone playing it, get out.
1304
01:06:29,627 --> 01:06:31,254
You think it's a game.
1305
01:06:31,254 --> 01:06:32,338
It is not.
1306
01:06:32,338 --> 01:06:35,133
(heavy breathing)
1307
01:06:36,843 --> 01:06:39,178
My name is Scott Atkinson,
1308
01:06:42,473 --> 01:06:44,142
and this game ruined my life.
1309
01:06:45,435 --> 01:06:48,229
(heavy breathing)
1310
01:06:51,023 --> 01:06:54,110
(invigorating music)
1311
01:09:02,280 --> 01:09:05,992
(whimsical electronic music)86632
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