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for family time

happy Father's day honey

oh God yeah

it's it um

it still sounds kind of like a little weird to me well

it is your first Father's Day now that you're a daddy

well yeah

so you've been doing it for 19 years

well mommies

well this is your first official Father's Day

I'm really actually I'm kind of stoked

hi daddy

so we got I made you breakfast

hey pumpkin

how's it going I'm fine

um

this is this is great

thanks hun

you're welcome what kind of breakfast is that

and what are you wearing where are your clothes

I just thought my stepdad brought nice

cereal and Pop Tarts this morning

that's not a breakfast

I'll be back I'm gonna get you a healthy breakfast

and why don't you put some clothes on

yeah

what the hell are you wearing

what are you here daddy

let me feed you what are you doing

are you crazy

oh my God

really

honey

um

what is your

why are you dressed like that

like seriously why

why are you dressed like this

you know you like seeing me naked

it's a little

it's a little inappropriate stop talking

what is going on um

hey

um hey hon

what is going on

I thought I told you to go put some clothes on

I mean um

I have a new phone

I just wanna sit here and talk to him okay huh

um what you got um

well I made you a healthy breakfast um

and I got you this for Father's Day

oh happy Father's Day

you go put some clothes on to the love of my life

oh

let's see

Happy Father's Day with a little doggy

relaxing days that bring you happiness

thank you here you go daddy

oh my God really

my little angel it looks

are those horns

you're so cute

ha ha whoa

whoa who got a raising their allowance huh

look at this hmm I see

you like it daddy

seriously mm hmm

yeah you know

every color they all taste the same

go put some clothes on now

what the what

what the hell is that oh

my God um

uh what

your cock is sticking out of your pants

Jesus Christ um what

hi daddy

hey I got you a present

oh really

oh my God

what is it come on

it's a surprise you have to open it

you are serious about that in the cart

are you fucking crazy no

is this a surprise

um

I don't think this is a good idea

I mean this is a little inappropriate

she's like 20 feet away from us she'll hear us

are you sure I'm like peanuts over here

come on

you're out of your fucking mind

oh my God

oh

oh my God

oh shit

I have

oh

my God

feels better than your mom's oh

oh my God

oh

fuck

oh my God

so good

oh shit

why are we even doing this

oh

oh oh

oh

oh my God

oh my God

oh oh

oh fuck

fuck off

watch your mother

oh fuck

it's fucking loud

oh my God it feels so good

oh shit

I'll get anyway

oh fuck

um um

um

um um

um

shh

oh

my God

and

ah

ah

oh yeah

stop

what the fuck are you doing

get out get the fuck out

leave your clothes just get out

this is Father's Day see you later out

get out alright