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Yo, what's up, it's your boy KSI, and today we are doing a Try Not To Laugh.

Now, apparently, this batch has a lot of funny clips.

So, without further ado, let's Try Not To Laugh.

Hi, here's your door dash.

Thanks, man.

A little rainy. Yeah, rainy.

Yeah.

Got no tips or anything.

Have a good one. Fuck you.

How many times do a woman have to say no?

Well, you don't know why. She's real serious about it.

She's going to have to call the cops, man.

What? She's going to have to call the cops, man. Nah, lock him up. Lock him

What? She on the phone talking to the police before he goes, ah, damn, I

know it was like that.

Surely, when she says no the first time, you should get the hint. What the hell,

man? Yeah, we did not look like we were safe around kids.

Well, it's tough to look safe around kids in 2025.

You're telling me they're getting hotter.

Would be a funny thing to say on a comedy show. Going to college, Gigi went

crazy with his new freedom.

Ate fried chicken and burritos every day.

Burritos?

God damn it, man.

God damn it.

Bro.

If I prank a woman who's on her period, the first thing she does is not whip out

her panties and smear it on my face.

It's just... No.

Yeah, I was born in Virginia.

And she came here when I was, like, three, four months, years old.

She came to Pumpin' Up Beach. You can't be three, four months, years old,

brother. Yeah. But I'm just saying, though. You gotta be just three or four

months old. You know what I'm saying, though. Nah, you heard it.

But she came... No, no, no. On Naughty Dog, she came to... She came to Pompano

when I was... Like, four months years old. What?

No, real shit, though. You gotta pick one, bro. You can't be... Can't have

Is it months or years? They're just completely different things.

Imagine if I was like, oh, yeah, I was born, like, two, three decades,

centuries.

Like...

Last time I did a show here, I had like 20 people show up. No,

that's not.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, fuck him up, man. Fuck him up.

Hey, hey, bitch.

Okay,

hi.

Fuck my date.

What? No.

Sorry.

Wait, what?

Huh?

This

wasn't

part of the script.

Wait,

what?

Nah, man. We gotta stop. We gotta stop with this AI stuff.

It's just out of order.

My friend set off the fire alarm at school and hasn't got caught. Can you

him pretending to be from the school district and make him confess?

Hi, is this Hayden?

Yes. Hi, Hayden. You go to correct?

Yeah. Who are you? Okay, wonderful. My name is Edward. I'm calling from the

school district. I'm calling because I had a couple of questions.

Did you have a second to answer?

Oh, yeah.

Okay, so as you probably know, there was a bit of a predicament that went down

last week where a fire alarm had been pulled in the C -Wing bathroom.

And, you know, we had to evacuate and do a fire drill.

And who did that?

Yeah, who did that? Who did that? Interesting.

We had the same exact question. We didn't know who did it. But you

whoever did pull the fire alarm, that's a crime punishable.

It's a felony, technically punishable, up to two years in prison or 80 hours in

community service.

Did you know that?

Well, yeah.

No.

No.

No, okay, so Hayden, do you want to know what you need to do to make things

right? What do I do?

What do you do? Right, so Hayden, first what I need you to do, I need you to

understand that by doing something like this, you are pulling resources from

people who truly need it. You understand, I don't know, did you hear

fire that was about 35 miles away at the same time? No, okay, yeah, it was near

the downtown part of the city, and when you pulled that fire alarm, you took

half of the fire department.

You took those sources to our school.

Instead, those fire trucks could have gone downtown and put out the fire. So

know what? Three people lost their lives because of that. Oh, no!

Don't put death on this guy, man.

Sorry. No, no, don't say sorry to me. Say sorry to the family of Louisa.

of joanne and jose because they they lost they lost their three beautiful

newborn children if you don't want to get expelled here's what you need to do

number one when school starts up on monday i need you to go into your

principal's office and i need you to tell her you apologize i need you to

confess that you're the one who pulled the fire alarm from there the principal

will decide what's going to happen to you okay i mean top level prank and best

believe he ain't ever gonna do it again but now he'll forever think

It's his fault that three people died.

I mean, it's not a laughing matter.

But, I mean, I guess we can laugh because it's not real, but still.

My man just topped him off like it was nothing.

Get that, my G.

Oh, father -in -law, it's a madness.

Why did my uncle touch me when I was seven?

And then 17?

And then last week?

Why did you do that?

My uncle is going to get weak enough to where I can touch him back.

I had, like, eight abortions this year.

Damn.

I had two abortions this year.

Oh, okay.

I'm judging.

I'm judging.

Sweat a goddamn condom.

I don't believe in the moon.

What?

What's that white thing in the sky?

We're all just high as fuck.

We're all just high as hell. You know somebody that actually made good music,

man? Lizzo.

Lizzo?

Yeah, bro. Have you heard? Lizzo's sick.

Like, that's a songwriter, yo.

Can't get past the fact that she looks like the shit emoji What

oh My god, you know when you're driving and you see

that water puddle ahead of you and it goes away, you know Yeah Yeah, what is

No, it's a mirage Come on man

oh my god put it on already what the hell

okay

i don't know if that was a proposal or an exorcism because what

the was that i don't want to go into conspiracy theories and all that with y

'all because like maybe some of y 'all ain't on that level yet but

Have you guys ever seen a fat woman go missing?

Oh, man.

Come on, bro.

Are you okay?

Top guys are too expensive.

Somebody needs to open up for a few niggas or something.

What?

Oh, because they did the acquisition.

So it's like Warner Brothers and Netflix.

Fuck you know

I was expecting a DJ cut.

We the best.

Nah, let them fight for it. Nah, don't, don't do that.

Oh! Oh, okay.

Motivational now.

You look wonderful.

I'm a strict photographer.

Can I take a picture of you?

Yes, of course.

Thank you.

Set him up, man.

No, no, I'm sorry, what?

Just cut it off, man.

Just cut it off!

Yeah, just keep it pushing, man.

Fuck!

She turned back!

Whoa! Oh, man.

Well, they all wonder it'll turn back

I

take it this way. I take in these people

My dad's here. I'm not sure where he's sitting. Pretty sure he's over there.

see the guy in the orange shirt?

Over there? Yeah, it's the dude next to him. It's my dad.

It's his birthday, and I'm coming here. It's surprising.

And so I was, yeah, yeah.

Oh, no.

I'm going to sit here a minute, but it's okay if we do it now.

And then I'm going to wait here for a second, and then once y 'all go up to

Okay. Yeah.

Happy birthday, Dad!

It's good to see you!

Good to see you, Dad.

Alright, thank y 'all. That was amazing.

Thank you, man.

Alright, thank y 'all.

I'll see you, Dad.

Oh my God.

Fair.

Fair.

True.

Can I see it? Can I see it?

I wanted to see it.

I'm going to fucking see it, bro.

I could fight law You were staring directly You

guys

want some money to get a hotel room for tonight

Oh my god.

Fuck

sake.

I'm guessing he actually gave them money, surely.

Right?

Right?

And what about mine? Sweet!

Sweet!

Sweet!

No, not even two.

I'm leaving next year. I'm leaving the Riverland.

Who are you?

Yeah, I'm Darren. I'm leaving next year. We don't really give a... Who cares?

Really? Enjoy it.

What?

Oh,

no, not like that. Not like that.

I mean like that. I mean like that.

Oh, man.

That's crazy.

Nah, that's crazy.

If you will go to the gym, what machine would you use to impress a lady?

ATM machine.

Funny guy.

Funny guy.

You can tell he hasn't been to the gym before, though, because there aren't ATM

machines at gyms.

Anyway.

Ooh.

Don't make...

That's crazy.

No, bro. You don't. Why are you beefing us? Why are you beefing the audience?

Have a go at the person who finished you.

Warning, the following video might be too white for black people.

Viewer discretion is advised. What?

Okay. No, that is... No, that's disgusting.

That's disgusting.

No, that's... No, that's pissed me off.

There's no way.

Come on.

Nah, that's not mental health. You're just dumb at that point.

Oh.

Come on, man.

Bro, what was that?

Oh. The disappointment, man.

I'm going to have to carry this motherfucker.

God damn.

Have any of you played paddle and you're just there like, man, I'm going to have

to do all the work. My teammate ain't doing shit. If you've never felt like

that, it's because you're the shit one.

You're the one that's like, yo, I just keep winning and I ain't even doing

Now you know why.

I'm an underground rapper.

Can you give me three words? I'll make a freestyle right now. Okay.

I don't know, Matt.

Juice.

Alright, I'm ready for this. Here we go.

Be Todd.

Come on, man.

Is that it?

Is that all we're getting?

My mind's still standing. Wait for him to go.

What's your life advice?

Life advice?

Just because you don't give up doesn't mean you will make it.

Damn. Fuck.

Come on.

You proud of yourself? You happy with that? That's on the internet forever

You've done that.

I'm going, yeah.

What a banger. Was it worth the likes?

Wait, I think it's muted.

All right, well, Mo, this clip's muted. Oh, okay.

Okay, yeah.

Well, thank you for watching anyway.

Some funny clips in there. I will see you all in a bit. Do not subscribe. And

peace.