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It's going to burn, Charlie.

Oh, I'm in charge of the cooking around here. Don't worry.

Why don't you spread your legs and pose?

Fine.

But I am hungry.

You do this every time you come over.

Hey, Elsa, I want to cook lunch for you. I really need to see you.

Oh, but wait. I only have two hours in between rotations at the hospital.

And I did really need to see you. It's not like you're easy to get a hold of

either.

Come on, boss lady.

I can't even get you on the weekends with your schedule.

I'm not a boss lady.

And I'm beginning to think you're only in this for the sex.

Well, I'm beginning to think you should move in with me.

What?

I'm just saying. I'm tired of making the ride all the way across town and we

never get any time together anyway. So, you move in.

We get all the time we want together.

Unless we could really fuck.

In my bed.

Or our bed.

Well, I'm really gonna fuck you right now.

Yeah.

Mm -hmm.

Whoa!

Amen.

I'm going to have to take a shower before I go back to work.

Hey!

Hey!

Here's that fried chicken sandwich you didn't have to... Time to eat, Dr.

Charles.

Thanks, but... Now, um... Seriously.

Think about it.

Move in with me.

I'm tired of feeling rushed, and... Let's be honest.

My place is nicer than yours.

Okay, fine.

Yeah. I don't even have to think about it.

Awesome. Now, uh... Tell me something dirty to keep me going on that.

Something dirty?

Hmm.

Well, I think I'm willing to go somewhere we've never been before.

Like, if I'm going to be moving in with you, we'll have plenty of time to play,

and I think I'm ready to give you everything.

Everything, everything?

Like you'd let me press my cock up against your ass.

And I might like it, if you're gentle.

Oh, I'll be gently dreaming of your ass wrapped around my cock all night.

I think that's just the trick.

Fucking God.

All right, here we go.

I've buried myself in work.

It's been over a year and a half since you died on me, Charlie.

Pretty sure you'd want me to have sex at least once this year.

May not be ready for a boyfriend, but online dating.

Here we go.

Height, five point and a half.

Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

Hobbies? Spin class.

Shopping for the perfect pencil skirt.

Mourning the loss of my perfect love.

Next.

I can

do this.

Everybody does this.

I can do this.

Okay.

What are you looking for? A friendship?

Casual encounter?

Something long term?

What am I seeking?

A perfect man.

To be a gentleman.

To fuck away the memory of a hand. And some sexy man that I thought I was going

to spend the rest of my life with.

How does one put that in a dating profile?

Maybe casual encounter?

How do I say I'm just looking for sex without saying I want sex?

Looking for a fantasy?

Something easy.

Oh, you're cute.

Asa? Travis.

Nice to meet you. In person.

You look prettier than in your pictures.

I like your smile.

Thanks.

Is that for me?

Cafe mocha, right?

Like in your profile.

Wow, impressive.

I don't remember anything you said about coffee in your profile.

It said black, no sugar, no frills.

I like to get to the point, you know.

But today we can make it all about you.

Having a really nice time with you.

I know you took a taxi here, but can I give you a ride home?

I'd like that.

I'm gonna go, but I had a really good time.

Me too.

When can we do this again?

Um, I'm free Friday, but... But what?

But why don't you tell me something dirty to get me through till then?

What?

I thought I said I like to, you know, get to the point.

Too much. I said tell me something, not grab my pussy.

Wait, so you don't want to have sex?

Yes, I want to have sex, but not in this fucking car.

I mean, kiss me or tease me or, I don't know, grab my breast, but not my fucking

pussy. You know, we were talking about a second date.

A second date. You know, the one I actually would have fucked you on.

Look, I told you I'm direct.

I thought I... Hey,

Asa, how was your date?

Oh, it was good.

You know, until he grabbed my pussy.

What? In your house?

In the car.

Classic. Men are all the same, Asa.

Or nothing.

So I finally go on a date and this is what happens?

I mean, is this just how it is?

Just lie to me and make me feel better?

I mean, tell me about a date that doesn't actually end terribly.

You mean a night that ends in hot sex?

Yes, hot sex.

No real world problems.

Just make it up if you have to.

Um, I can tell you about last weekend with Jay.

Okay, and?

Okay, so I let Jay take me back to his place, and

he totally took charge of everything.

I got to completely lose control for an evening, and I have to say it was a

little weird being objectified, but...

It was also so hot to be admired for every little thing.

I just, I don't know if I have it in me to give up control these days.

I mean, the only person I ever did give him control to was... Charlie, I know,

you sound like a broken record.

Do you want to be cheered up or not?

You're not looking at his picture again, are you?

I am not.

You understand?

Keep your arms at your sides.

Don't touch me until I tell you to touch me.

Yes, sir.

What? Yes, sir.

No.

Keep your hands at your sides.

Money and anything in the world. I want it more than anything.

Please.

My little slut?

I'm whatever you want me to be.

Stay right there.

Look at me. Come here.

Do you want it? No?

No, no, not yet.

Do you want it?

Let me hear you.

Yes, you want it.

Be careful.

That's what I love.

Turn around.

Good girl.

I want you to tease me and I want you to take this off slowly.

Don't tease me and I want you to put that on.

Okay? Don't take it all the way off.

I want you to turn around.

You should get on your knees.

What do you say?

Good girl.

I should take off my belt.

Follow the wave.

Here we go.

I should take my pants off.

Come on, all the way.

Not yet, not yet.

Look at me.

Just like that.

You want it?

What do you want?

Nice and slow, okay?

She's stroking my cock nice and slow while you do it.

We'll see you in the house.

I'm not.

Not in your mouth. Not in your mouth. Just keep stroking it.

Real close.

Do you want it?

I want it. Please, I want it.

That's good.

There you go, nice and slow.

You know what I want next?

Tell me.

Ugh.

watching yourself, you know?

Please, please, please

Don't stop me. Come on. Come on.

Look at me.

Yeah,

that's it.

I just broke it while you stuck it.

Yeah.

Bug! Oh my god.

Do you want to keep fucking with us?

Oh my god.

Thank you, Son of God.

I want to see that cutting shit out of your fucking dick.

Oh,

fuck you.

Did this really happen?

Um, yeah.

He actually said the words.

Tell me something dirty.

Who cares? It was so hot.

It just sounds so familiar.

And the posing, that's something I know too.

You know, when Charlie's... Wait a second.

Did...

Did you... Where are you going with this?

Have you slept with Charlie?

Well, only once. And it was before you guys dated.

And I just knew you would like how he... Are you seriously trying to cheer me up

with a story of how you fucked my dead boyfriend?

I just knew you would like the idea so much because you like... Oh my god, no!

You bitch, what the fuck?

Asa? Hey.

I still hate you.

But you're still my best friend.

I know you're just telling me that because you thought I would like it.

Sweetie, I know he was perfect for you, but you've got him hiding inside

yourself.

Is that what you want to do with the rest of your life?

Is that what he would have wanted?

No.

No, you're right.

I just need to do something like...

wild and fun.

But let's face it, Carrie. I'm just not a fun person anymore.

Kind of true.

But you are wiser.

You have a better job.

You're a really good friend when you're not mad at me.

And you finally went on a date.

And it sucked.

Desperate times call for desperate measures.

I'm really sorry about telling you that story.

Look, Maybe you need to actually see a man where there's no question it's only

about sex.

A guy you can lose all inhibitions with.

You can do this.

You need to at least warm up to being physical again.

Keep the ideas coming.

You gotta get laid, girl.

I let go and have an orgasm without risking another date.

This is supposed to be our private time.

I know, but when the agency sends me a call, I need to pick it up.

Hello? This is Anthony speaking.

Hi.

Anthony?

Tall and handsome?

Yes, this is him.

I understand that you're interested in some company privately this upcoming

Friday.

So, I need you to be, like, a perfect gentleman at dinner at the restaurant,

then when we get to the hotel, I need you to, like, rip my clothes off, but

too quickly, and... Wait.

Yes?

Do we hear you moaning?

No,

I mean you're listening.

You want your clothes ripped off slowly in the hotel.

Yeah, in the hotel, and, um...

Yeah, I just need you to, like, really take your time touching my body. I

haven't had sex in a really long time, and... Wait, I'm

definitely hearing you moaning.

You haven't had sex since when?

Oh, I can tell you're ten.

Yeah, my boyfriend died a year and a half ago, and... I'm sorry.

I don't think this is gonna work out. You just sound too... Too what?

Too sleazy.

It's not like I don't know what this is, but... I was just hoping that it

would... Whatever.

Never mind. I'm just gonna... I'm really sorry. I'm just gonna hang up now and

call back and get someone who's not as sexy.

Why? I don't like sex because I have a lot of sex.

I think I can fuck you like nobody have ever fucked you before.

I can listen to your body.

I don't push.

I'll wait for you.

I might even help with your sadness.

Look, no. I just... I'm sorry.

I just really need you to be able to follow instructions and...

Like, my sadness is none of your... Sex is not pretty.

It's dirty.

You have to wake up the beast.

Sex always tells the truth.

And the truth is never perfect.

No, that's what you're not understanding. I don't want dirty.

I called you because I needed to fulfill a fantasy for me, and quite frankly,

you're a horrible listener. And how could I possibly think that you would

understand anyway?

Ugh.

Isabella, just call me my next gig.

No, not me. No?

Touching and handjobs when I want a phone, babe, please.

I don't know what you're talking about.

when I was on the phone.

Open them up. Why don't you open them up?

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, just like that.

Oh nice.

Thank you.

Where did you both get that condom from? Have you been working here?

You know I like it rough.

Ugh.

so sad about missing that work now, are you? Huh?

Get in there.

Nobody fucking leaves the bed on me.

put your fucking lips in my face yes oh fuck oh

yes that's what i'm talking about

It's all right.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Oh, my food.

But it's not too bad for a little downtown bachelor pad.

No, it's... I love it. It's perfect.

You'd really be helping out me and Chad by taking over the lease.

Good. And, you know, you guys are so lucky to have each other.

It's hard out there.

You're so lovely, Asa. I have a hard time believing you're having guy

Well, the first guy I went on a date with after the accident tried to fuck me

his car.

And then this other man I was talking to just said I need to let out the inner

beast to get over Charlie.

He just wanted you to loosen up a little bit, you know? Sounds like you're just

a jerk.

Why don't you stay and hang out with us for a little while?

No, I mean, I should get going.

I'll just leave you guys alone.

You know, maybe I'll, like, go out on the prowl, find a guide, look into my

shining eyes, and...

Hopefully not talk too much.

I thought it was Monica looking into your shining eyes and trying to seduce

Come on.

I know you said you needed something.

Well, um, I mean, I guess you do know me so well.

And, I mean, I guess I do need some kind of... Shh.

Have some fun with us.

Okay, fine. Why not?

You

know,

what can we do to treat you right?

Um...

I just want to watch you guys. Maybe, why don't you, like, I don't know, get

undressed for me or something? I don't know.

You have to come here. I don't bite.

How about kiss again and let me watch?

Listen, if you're not feeling it, you can just, like, lay down, we'll rub your

back, and me and Monica will play later.

No, I'd really rather just watch.

I'm sorry. I just, I'm kind of creeped out by that. I thought you wanted to be

touched.

I don't really know what I want.

I mean, I just, I just know that this isn't it, again.

The thing is, Charlie used to always tell me what to do in bed, and now

him, I just, I guess I feel kind of lost.

We can't tell you.

what sex to you, but we can tell you what we like.

Honestly, this whole thing has just gotten a little bit too weird.

And it's my fault. Like, I just... This was a mistake.

Well, we tried.

You know, you really do need to loosen up, though.

It's not that weird.

It's just that...

I know.

And you're right.

You're right.

I'm sorry. I'm going to go.

But I do want the apartment.

So I'll call you.

Okay. Bye.

Bye.

I guess there's a personalized time for everything.

Really? How about next time we choose someone a little bit more fun?

I know. Did you see how weird she got about being touched?

That won't make you feel weird.

Oh, yeah.

Thank you.

Stupid, stupid, stupid.

You see, sex is not really dirty.

Sometimes you just have to wake up the beast.

Are you fucking kidding me?

You.

I'll see you on Friday evening at 7pm.

Bye.

So, um...

Women actually fall for that line.

Not a line.

It's my way of life.

I let women to express themselves to me.

On me.

Wow. Now I've heard it all. Like, I can actually die now. Because that is the

limit. The actual limit of total jackassery.

Who are you?

Last week.

Dead boyfriend.

Hung up on you?

Yes, the grief girl.

Fuck you.

No, I didn't.

You're a princess.

Clenched like a fist.

I'm glad you hung up.

To be honest, this whole year has just been a clenched fist.

It's just been like the absolute stress trip from hell.

And the thing is, this isn't even me. Like, this is not who I am. It's just

Perhaps.

Perhaps not. How do I know?

Because I was ready to let go.

I was ready to just give him everything.

And then he died.

The boyfriend?

Yes, the boyfriend.

But you're not the boyfriend.

You're still alive.

You can be happy.

What could you possibly understand about that? What could you possibly know

about me?

I know how disconnected women look like.

I know how a half of a piece of ass is holding out for no other reason

other than to spite life.

No. You will be at least civil to me.

Hopefully better than civil.

No.

No.

You wanted a beast and you got one.

And now you have to deal with it.

Is this where you live?

I live upstairs here.

Good. Take me inside.

You're going to take care of this problem.

Now.

Ooh.

Mmm.

Mmhmm.

Whoa.

Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh.

Oh, fuck you.

Thank you.

Oh my god

I want you to fuck my ass.

Yeah. Yeah.

Fuck my ass. Please fuck my ass. Yeah.

Yeah. I want it in my ass. I want it. I want it. Well.

Mm -hmm.

Uh -huh. You want it.

Uh -huh.

You're right, Charlie.

I am the boss.

I guess you're not in charge of me anymore.