All language subtitles for 04-Un

First you pay, then we play.

Well, that is the way I like it.

So,

darling.

How do you like it?

Nice. And nasty.

Are those nasty little things your wife
won't let you do?

You hear about a lady in the living
room, a whore in the bedroom?

Yeah, well, with my wife, it is the
exact opposite.

Huh? Whore in the living room?

If only it were true.

Not like this?

Not in a million years.

Too respectable, huh?

Yeah, too damn respectable.

Does she do this to you?

Stop jawing, you little slut. You suck.

Did you call her a little slut?

You know, I just wouldn't sound right.

you to sit on my cock.

I've been hoping to get some of that.

Some real nice fucking of you.

Come here.

You ready to ride?

I'm ready cowgirl.

Yeah.

Fuck me, don't you?

You have the greatest ass.

Thank you, Mr. Spire.

I'd love to see it... untethered.

Untethered? What's that mean?

Oh, I mean... au naturel.

Sort of...

Completely uncovered.

But Mr. Spire, you're a happily married
man.

What makes you think I'm happy?

Well, I've talked to your wife plenty of
times on the phone. She seems like a

very nice person.

Nice person.

Give me a break.

She's selfish.

She's pushy and she's frigid.

She spends all day under the hair dryer
so she can knock them dead on the

streets.

And then when I want a little piece of
the action, she's got a splitting

headache.

Come on.

What's it going to cost you?

You can go on working.

Just slip out of your dress.

Okay Mr. Spire, just this once.

That's a good girl.

My God.

What a work of art.

Come on.

Let's fuck.

I can't, Mr. Smyre.

I don't have... I'm not on the pill or
anything.

That's okay.

I... I have a condo.

Let me put it on.

I've always wanted to do this. Okay.

This is lost now, huh?

Go on, open it.

Here you go.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

I want you to put it in me.

I want you to put it in me.

Get up on the desk.

Offices. Good afternoon.

Yes, Mrs. Spire.

I mean, no.

Let me check.

It's your wife. I forgot that. What am I
supposed to say?

Tell her I'm in a meeting. Keep her
talking.

Keep talking.

He's in a meeting. Is there something I
can help you with?

No.

Come on.

Oh, yeah.

Well,

if he's going to be running late, I have
to know how late.

We're going out. Are you all right?

Yeah, yeah, I'm fine.

It's just that... You

sound a little out of breath.

Oh, the elevator broke down.

I don't think so. I think he's almost
finished.

Well, please have him call me as soon as
he's free. Oh, goodbye, Mrs. Spire.

Don't we look lovely?

I have got to go to the bathroom now.

Bastard. So, how was your day, darling?

A bitch.

I'm sorry to hear that.

But tonight's the night out with the
boys, so that should cheer you up.

What are you girls going to do tonight?

Oh, we're going to watch Masterpiece
Theater.

I was so dignified back in those days.

I think you're just a closet Victorian
myself.

Now, Robert, what is that supposed to
mean?

They're here.

God, it's Friday.

Well, can I fix your dad's drink?

Just something soft for me.

What's wrong?

Just a headache. It'll go.

Poor thing.

How about you, Ted? I'll wait till we
hit the bar.

Okay. Fine.

Well, come on, Counselor.

Let us go forth and do battle. We won't
be late.

Don't worry, we'll probably be fast
asleep by the time you get home.

Good night, girls.

Bye.

Julie,

whatever is the matter?

Don't you ever wonder where those two go
every Friday night?

I guess where they've been going for
years, to the seedy little bars.

What if they're going to singles bars or
sex clubs?

Come on, Julie. You are not the paranoid
type.

I'm paranoid, huh?

Then what is this? Yuck! Where did you
get that?

I found it in the top pocket of my
husband's jacket. He wore it to work

Well, I've heard of lipstick on the
collar, but this is a little ridiculous.

Cindy, what am I going to do?

We'll figure out something.

You know, right now I feel like you're
my only friend in the world.

You're the only one I can really trust
and count on.

I sometimes feel we depend on our men
too much.

For companionship.

For love.

For sex.

Oh, Cindy.

my secretary.

She's on the phone with my wife.

I'm telling you, it was heaven.

Well, meanwhile,

I was sitting on a little hooker working
the five o 'clock beat.

It was the best piece of commercial tale
I have had in a long time.

Don't you ever get anything from your
wife?

I mean, she is one hell of a looker.
Forget it.

Her sex drive has gone in reverse.

Well, maybe you ought to try to do
something to change her gears.

Uh, now, uh, you're Julie?

She looks like a live one to me.

Yeah, I wish.

She's either got her period, she's got a
headache, or she's got both.

Too bad.

I can't keep my eyes off her memories.

She makes my mouth water.

I got it.

Let's swap wives. Come on, counselor.

We are talking straight and we are
talking narrow.

They'd throw us out if they thought we
were even talking about it.

They don't even have to know.

What do you mean?

You've heard of rape by stealth.

It's a bona fide crime.

No, you lost me.

Look, they'll be asleep when we get
back.

We just keep the lights on.

Jesus, Counselor.

You are David. Yes, I am.

What

if

we get caught?

Those little vixens will have our balls
for breakfast, you know.

Too late, Counselor.

These are modern women.

They've already had our balls for lunch
and dinner.

Okay.

What if I can't get it up?

Then she'll be convinced it's me.

Listen, is there anything special that
you do to Cindy that I should know

Uh...

Yeah, she kind of likes to get a little
finger up her ass when she's coming.

The old finger, huh? A little.

I got it. Yeah.

Okay.

Bring me back here in... An hour. Yeah,
yeah, an hour.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Oh, I love your fingers in there.

Oh. Oh.

Oh, yeah. Push it in a little deeper.

Oh, God.

No, no. Not your cock.

Oh.

Oh. Oh, sorry.

That's it.

That's it.

Oh, God.

It's fine, Bob.

Oh, yeah.

Come in deeper.

Come in deeper. Slowly.

Yeah. Oh.

Oh. Oh, yes.

Oh, yes!

Yes! Fuck my ass, Bob! Fuck my ass! Oh,
darling! I didn't know you were so damn

nasty! Oh!

Oh!

Your lady wife is a fucking
nymphomaniac. She just couldn't get

She didn't recognize you, did she? I
would have screamed if she did.

There's only one problem, though.

She scooted over on the dry side, and
you've got this giant wet spot to sleep

in.

You bastard.

Well, at least I had the class to come
in your wife's mouth.

Sassler, it's orgasmic.

It's too early.

I'd like to wake up a little more
gradually.

You were incredible, Esmond.

Is that so?

Then you know when you did

that, I nearly flipped.

Did what?

Did what?

You're such a tease.

I just...

What did I do?

And then when we made love, you were so
big it nearly hurt.

I never knew you could get so enormous.

I must have been really excited.

Big, huh?

God, yes, and long.

I thought you were never going to end
up.

What did I do last night to give you
such a monstrous heart on?

I must have had a wet dream or
something.

Were you dreaming of me?

And then when you slid it in my ass, I
nearly cried it was so divine.

What?

My ass, darling.

Now, aren't we being a coy one for a
change?

After coming in my pussy twice, it came
in my ass.

I always thought it was so nasty.

It would hurt like crazy. But you were
so hard.

You slid right in. It was fabulous.

Thank you.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

I'm going to put this under my pillow
for tonight.

A little tender back there.

Son of a bitch, I'm going to kill him.

What, darling?

Nothing, dear. I'm just thinking about
an attorney.

I have the misfortune to know.

In fact... I have to go. I'm going to
have a little

conversation with somebody.

The bastard.

I'm going to bust your face.

Get out of that ridiculous outfit and
come on in.

Hey, what's the matter?

You know what the matter is.

You screwed my wife in the ass.

She told you that? Of course she told me
that.

She thinks I did it.

Now she's reading KUI, Jillian. Go to my
face.

She wants me to fuck her in the butt.

She's going to drive me crazy.

Hey. You're the one who told me to stick
my finger in your ass.

Finger? No. F -I -N -G -E -R.

Finger. I didn't say anything about your
oversized penis.

Counselor. Let's take a shower.

Go out to the golf course.

Hit a few balls around. We'll talk this
out over a few drinks.

Fine. But you better get your story
straight by then.

What's so good about it?

Cindy, whatever's the matter with you?

Well, it seems that nothing is sacred
anymore.

Not marriage, not home, nothing.

Do you know that your husband made love
to another woman last night?

Who else scratched the bitch's eyes out?

Well, I hope not, because it was me.

You're sitting there telling me that you
seduced my husband?

Well, not exactly.

He crept into my room in the middle of
the night. I thought it was Bob.

I don't understand.

What about Bob?

Well, he crept in with you.

And woke me up.

And... Oh, God!

Sleazy, underhanded bastards!

I'll get a gun and shoot both of them!

Oh, I have a better idea.

Look what I found in my husband's coat
pocket.

The Mask Club.

Sexaholics are not...

Sexaholics Anonymous?

Provocative attire. What is this?

They're members.

I rang and checked.

Yeah, make that two blowjobs.

Is that in the fair?

There they are.

Happy as pigs and shit.

They're really gonna pay.

Sleazy bastards.

And they're in for a big surprise.

You are my kind of girl.

Thank you.

Oh, no.

Thank you.

Thank you very much.

Oh, yeah.

Like her friend over there, too.

I loved your show.

It certainly attracted their attention.

It looks like the plate has been licked
clean.

Think positively, Gals.

You have to think as if we're going to
be the main course.

Here they come.

Lambs to the sloth. Shh.

Remember these guys are boys.

Hello, ladies.

I hope you've had a pleasant evening so
far.

Oh, yes. It's a bit lonely.

Likes a certain intimacy, don't you
think?

Perhaps you would like a change of
scene.

What's the ecstasy now?

May we escort you?

Is there somewhere that we could freshen
up a bit first?

It's right on the wedding.

Where are those two little

sluts?

After all that teasing, I feel like my
balls are going to burst.

I hope they haven't gone and run out on
us.

They had lust in their eyes. They have
to show up.

Gentlemen, feast your fantasies.

Oh, God.

in love.

Can I see you again?

Okay.

But only on the condition that we can
tie you up.

Because I know you'll never let us go.

Tie away.

Isn't this a little kinky, Counselor?

Yeah, but think what you're going to get
out of it in the long run.

Ready?

My curiosity is killing me.

I can't bear the suspense.

justice? Not so, counselors.

Cindy, Cindy, don't be silly.

You won't tie us.

This is ridiculous.

Come on.

Julie, you've had your fun. Now, come
on. Let us go. Not so fast, counselors.

You stay put.

For a change, we're the ones going out
and having fun.

Yes, and don't hurry home because we're
going to be out for hours.

We have a lot of catching up to do.