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My stepbrother is the biggest pain in my ass.

Ever since my dad married the mother of a demon, my life has been hell. Logan,

come on.

I have to take a shower too.

It fucking takes forever.

I said just a minute.

God damn it. What are you, masturbating?

Oh, here's this.

Whoops!

Logan!

Must have used up all the hot water again.

He's always picking on me or doing whatever he can to annoy the shit out of

If there was an award for world's worst stepbrother, it would go to mine.

Yeah, it'll be so much fun. And you could totally borrow my dress while I

wearing... Oh, what's up? Thank you. Hello?

Hey. Oh, god damn.

You have a sexy voice.

What's your name?

Jessica?

Oh, hi, Jessica. I'm Logan.

Yeah, yeah. Riley's stepbrother?

Oh, she has, has she?

Can I have my phone back, please?

Oh, I'm not surprised.

I'll tell you what, let's take this conversation private.

You can tell me all the bad things Riley said about me.

The worst part is our parents don't do anything about it.

They say he's just not used to being an only child and needs some time

adjusting. It's such bullshit.

Logan, wake up.

Logan, wake up. You have to get ready for school.

You're already late. Come on.

Logan, wake up.

Oh, come on.

Wake...

Popsicle? Are you watching the ice cream man?

Yeah, he just left.

Oh, come on. Come on. Can I have a bite of it?

No fucking way, man. Come on. Get out of my room.

Oh, come on.

Please. Just let your big brother have a little lick.

No. I love the ice cream man.

Why didn't you tell me?

You should have heard him.

Oh, come on, please. No way. You'll eat the whole thing in one bite.

Fine. Fine.

If you don't want to give it to me, that's okay.

You know, I'll just pay for myself.

What the fuck? Logan, you are such a jerk. Why are you always so mean to me?

Baby girl, you don't like it?

Do something about it.

Thanks. Maybe I will.

What the hell?

You told me to do something about it.

Um... Yeah, this isn't exactly what I had in mind, but um...

I'm tired of you being such a dick to me. Oh, yeah?

Hmm. Okay.

Well, I see where you're going with this. Okay.

All right. Oh, God.

I'm going to tell you, it's going to take more than a blowjob to make me stop

being a dick to you. All right? You know what I mean by that?

Yeah. We'll see.

I'm not going to lie, I may not like you very much, but your dick isn't too bad.

I can live with that.

I'll take the top straw and I'll take your hat.

Oh yeah.

Better be nice to me from now on.

Like I said, it didn't take more than just a blowjob.

That means, right? This is probably the best blowjob you've ever had.

That may be.

You heard me.

You gotta let me play with you, too.

They're fucking tight, huh?

My God.

Oh, my God.

Better than that popsicle, doesn't it?

It tastes fucking sweet, sis.

You're not picking on me now?

I'm not going to be a mean big brother anymore, will you?

If I let you fuck me, will you do all my chores?

I'll let you fuck my ass, too.

out of all my holes.

Sounds like a fair trade. Yeah.

Like that little pussy.

I took out that fucking time.

Fuck me.

It's not that far.

God damn.

Oh, yes.

Oh, my God, yes.

Fuck. It's just like that. Fuck.

Yeah,

you're fucking that dick.

Yes.

Oh.

I even took pills.

Thank you.

Oh, I don't know what the fuck you said.

Yes.

Oh, yeah.

Are you calming your mouth? Yeah.

Mm -hmm.

Oh, yes, please.

Yeah. Oh, yes.

Oh, God, I want everything.

Yeah. Yes.

I'll be good to you. Yeah, you'll be good. Yeah. And you'll be nice. Yeah,

Let me fuck your ass.

Oh, don't you wish that you never picked on me.

Oh, my God.

Our parents are going to be so happy to see us getting along.

Now get out of here.

Yes, yes, I will. Get out of my room, Logan.

Okay, well, I guess I'll see you at the dinner table. I'll see you at the dinner

table.