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Naughty America.

Nobody. Nobody.

Nobody. Does it better.

What? What? No, no, no. I'm in her room. Okay. I'm here. I'm here.

There's nothing here.

How can it possibly be here?

Okay? I checked in the kitchen.

They should be in the kitchen. They're not in the kitchen.

No, I'm not going to do this shit. This is ridiculous.

Don't play that sister card with me. No, no, no, no, no. You're an adult, okay?

That's little kid shit. No, no, no, no, no, no. No, I can go to jail for this.

Why would she do this? You guys have been friends for ten years.

Are you listening to what you're telling me?

Who'd take that?

Steal that?

That's ridiculous.

Are you still friends with her?

Okay, I thought so. Look, I'm going to look this little... Okay?

Nothing, nothing.

There's nothing here.

Why am I in her room?

Alright, alright, you know what? I'm going to hang up on you right now. Yeah,

I'm going to look. Yeah, I'm going to look. But I'm going to get out of here

quick as I can. This is retarded.

Alright, bye.

Let's see what we got.

Ooh, pretty.

Mad, this one.

What a fucking cat doll. She stole that shit.

What the fuck? That's so mad.

These are not cute.

Perfect.

Making sure.

Here's another ugly one.

That's it. Enough.

What the fuck is this?

Who steals this?

Who the fuck cares? You're breaking my house. It's against the law.

I can fucking call the cops on you.

How'd you even get in?

I have the key. My sister has your key.

Don't call the cops.

You can have it. You can have all the stuff.

You know, everyone has their little, you know, their things that they like.

That's weird, but you can just keep all that shit.

I'm going to go.

Please, please just let me go, all right? Please don't call the cops. I'm

to go.

Tell my sister I didn't see shit.

You know, keep all that shit. We have a bunch more, the fucking squeezer,

everything, all right? Please stay.

Please just let me go. Let me go. I don't care about that shit.

No. You're saying, I want to see your dick. I've been wanting you for a while,

and this is my chance. I'm not showing you my dick. You're my sister's best

friend. You're staying here.

No, no, no. Uh -huh.

You're my sister's best friend, okay? I can't do that, all right? She'll kill

me. Well, it's too bad.

Either that or I make a phone call.

Oh, my God.

All right, look. If I show you it, can I just go?

Yeah. Please?

Sure.

Are you fucking serious?

Yeah, sit down. God, you're crazy. You're fucking...

Hey, that's the fucking steaming silverware fucking... What the fuck? You

not tell my sister, alright?

No.

You better not tell my fucking sister.

I won't.

Oh, just as good as I thought it would be.

Oh my god.

I really got to call them.

That's good.

Fuck. That's so fucking good.

Oh shit.

You're gonna fucking tell my sister, right? No.

Oh.

Oh, you're liking this.

Oh.

You won't say shit to my sister, right? No. I won't if you won't. You can keep

this over, alright?

Okay.

Thank you.

Alright, bye.

Bye.

Naughty America.

Nobody. Nobody.

Nobody. Does it better.