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Wh—

What is this?

Starting on a shower scene?

Now that's an OVA for you!

You're showing your true colors now, animators!

Yep, soaking in the bath is essential to being Japanese.

This is useless! Utterly useless!

Someone replace her with Maya, STAT!

Shut it!

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is that the greatest miracle ever happens with someone special

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Girls Who Never Learn

No school tomorrow. I can finally get a good night's sleep.

Nighty night.

What're you doing, Platy?

Hiding a gun under your pillow? Brilliant, Momoka-sama!

Why are you here?

What's going on?

Don't you know to keep it down at night?

President?

G'day to ya, Momoka-kun.

Man, that was a good bath.

Why and how the hell are you here?

Hold it!

There's no way that's all we get of Maya's bath scene!

You seriously need to shut it!

And so, we will be having a club excursion!

Whoa, whoa! Hold the phone!

Why a club excursion all of a sudden?

I mean, how many times have we done this already?

Are you a one-trick pony?

I think she's talking to you, Aoshima!

If you really want to do this, it shouldn't be at some normal house like mine.

Hold it at your fancy house, President.

We cannot.

Why?

You see...

I see?

Your house is the only one the animators drew.

That's why?

Anime avoids wasted effort like the plague.

Which is why it's filled with dreams!

This is what's wrong with otaku.

Now, now!

We can use this to deepen the friendship between us clubmates! It's a lovely chance!

Crawling into my bed and attacking me isn't what I'd call "friendship".

C'mon.

I will kill you.

Mokarin!

Mama?

Your friends only want to be with you.

You mustn't talk to them like that.

This is the first time you've had friends who wanted to stay over!

I'm overjoyed and flabbergasted at the same time!

Mama, stop it!

Sonokawa.

Momoka.

Momoka-sama.

Sonokawa-san.

Stop looking at me like that!

What beautiful friendship.

Stuff like this really tugs at my old-man heartstrings!

Don't you start too!

Enjoy your night, girls.

Mokarin, should I give you some privacy?

Quit acting like I'm having my boyfriend over for the first time.

Aw, you're so mean, Mokarin.

Tell me, Sonokawa.

Huh?

When are you going to take us to your room so we can leave this tiny foyer?

Now we're down to passé bourgeoisie jokes?

This is my room!

Can't you see the bed and desk?

I know it's small, but no complaining.

It's fine. We invited ourselves, after all.

So, what does this "club excursion" involve?

Don't expect anything fancy from my room.

Oh, don't mind us.

Well I mind you inviting yourself over just to read manga!

For starters, I've got all four seasons of the anime Dead of Terror.

I'm not letting you sleep tonight, babe!

God, Gotokuji-san, you're way too excited.

I brought lots of entertainment too.

What'll it be?

Car races? I've got cards, too!

Those are the most normal suggestions yet—for an elementary school boy.

You are going about this all wrong, girls!

We're at a pajama party!

We've got to have, you know, embarrassing yet thrilling girl talk!

Get the party started, no?

Everyone got a pillow?

Yep!

It wasn't me! I was possessed by a spirit, I swear!

The pillow fight is a staple of sleepovers everywhere. You do get it, Sonokawa!

Prepare to face my pillow-fighting techniques, honed in battle with my brothers!

Don't underestimate my wallflower personality

that allowed me to be the last one standing in the pillow fight during our class trip.

I only stuck a dumbbell in this pillow. You'll be fine even if I throw with all my strength.

This is not a normal pillow fight!

Mokarin, you'll bother the neighbors if you're so loud!

Huh?

Honestly.

That was close!

Pillow fights and pretending to sleep when an adult comes to check go together like PB&J!

She clearly knew what we were up to, though.

She understands that not breaking the cliché preserves its beauty!

So what are we doing next?

Oh?

Wh-What's that look for?

I'm totally not excited to play around, you hear?

I'm just awake now because of Urara!

We can fit in a whole season before the sun rises—

Maya-san, show me the games you brought.

Sure! Pick whatever you like!

Um, I'm really sorry. So would you mind letting me down now?

Mokarin!

Honestly.

That was close!

She clearly knew what we were up to, though.

I'll beat you guys in UMO next, you'll see...

Seems we've quite strained Maya's 9 o'clock bedtime.

What? But the night's still young!

If we watch at triple speed, we can still make it—

No.

There's not much else to do. Maybe we should call it a night.

You have a point.

Now hold on.

I believe at times like these,

it's customary to carp about love.

You, carping about love?

That's beyond surprising.

At first, keeping up seemed but a dream.

Every outstretched hand seemed to grab only air.

But with perseverance, eventually the tables were turned. The lead was taken.

And suddenly, it was them in desperation.

What an epic back-and-forth.

All that was left was to ignore the pain and run like there was no tomorrow.

And finally...

Truly, I was once again impressed...

...by the Hiroshima Carps.

That kind of carp?

Mokarin!

Good morning!

Oh?

I suppose every once in a while we can end on a nice note, without a joke.

But who cares about that?

Maya, wake up!

It's time for your morning bath!

Don't be such a boor.

What?

No way!

You're kidding!

Get to surviving!

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Nothing beats the rush of nearly escaping defeat

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jigoku ni hotoke no kaikan sa

Scream and let it all out

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pii te iku paa te iku

The moment you open your mouth, out comes

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kuchi hiraita shunkan ni

"No hit! No hit! Play again! No hit!"

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It's survival by any means

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Scream and let it all out

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"touch and go"

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The hell do you mean,

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"Welcome. Now bye-bye"?

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"kangei desu yo, ja bye bye"

What's this

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nan nanda yo

"All things under God"?

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"shinra banshou"

The meaning of life

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sonzai no teigi wa

is whatever we want it to be

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ware ga omoeba iin desho

That's a fallacy!

herikutsu jan

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Really?

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calling the shy ogre?

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"tereya no onisan yonjatte"

What's the point to your shouting?

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dousurunda yo

"katsu"

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See, I really love

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Really really love scaring people

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bikkuri suru no ga daisuki

Yup, yup, yup, yup

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hai hai hai hai

Which side do you choose?

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kimi wa docchi wo erabun da

The losers or the winners?

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yaru ka soretomo yarareru ka

If you're not sure, we don't want you

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ayafuya nante iranai yo

You're shaking like a leaf

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shiro kuro shiro kuro

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Get addicted to winning!

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No, no, no, no pity ever

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dame dame dame amaeruna

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That's right, that's right, you're your own worst enemy

sou da sou da onore ga enemy

No, no, no, don't be happy

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dame dame dame yorokobuna

We're kinda similar but don't tell anyone

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igai to ki ga au naisho nan da

Scream and let it all out

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pii te iku paa te iku

The bird and the ogre are holding hands

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torisan mo onisan mo te tsunagun da ze

And dancing together

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issho ni mawareba

Scream and let it all out

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pii te iku paa te iku

You and I are holding hands

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kimisan mo oresan mo te tsunagun da ze

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Now together

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Forward march!

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I can't wait

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Forward march!

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zen jibun zenshin

I can't wait

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