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Anime-Koi Presents

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Rts!

Starts now!

The real enemy's among us!

Distrust!

Urara, I thought you of all people wouldn't betray me.

Betrayal!

I'm safest on my own!

Lone wolves.

It's kill or be killed.

Despair.

And now,

the curtain rises on this stage soaked with tears of anger and sorrow!

April Fool!

Time to pull lots of pranks!

Good morning!

Sonokawa!

You can't lie to me now.

I've got shooting ear muffs and a lie detector at the ready!

A fish for you if your act's fishy!

How easy is she to fool?

Forget that, President!

A gorilla escaped from the zoo and is headed this way!

Really?

Of course not, stupid.

It's me.

I don't care how much it costs!

Just release a gorilla on campus!

Don't use your wealth just to make my lies reality!

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President, telling if someone is pranking you is simple.

What?

When someone is hiding something,

they will always look up and to the right for a second.

Really?

No, I just pranked you.

There there, Mio-sama.

How about some gum to calm down?

Yes, thank you.

That's the classic chewing gum bug!

Even the president wouldn't fall for that.

I know, right?

Even Mio-sama wouldn't...

Y-You sly fox!

Where'd that come from?

Everyone, I've discovered something huge!

Platy's beak can actually...

Would you believe it...

Come off!

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Just kidding!

All I did was...

Huh?

Uh, hey.

Kids?

Kids?!

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Damn all of you pranksters.

I'll just have to join your pranking ranks!

Heya guys!

Maya!

We've got cheesecake for tea time today!

All-you-can-eat, too!

Really?

Really, truly, all-you-can-eat?

Yippee!

Yippee!

Yippee!

I'm so happy!

Yay! Yay!

Cheesecake! All-you-can-eat!

It's me. Forget the gorilla.

Bring as much cheesecake as you can, STAT!

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Still, President, why are you so bad at pranks?

My grandmother always told me if I lied, my pants would set on fire.

That's just a kid's game! Your grandma got fooled too!

How can you be sure it's just a kid's game?

Maybe we should test it out!

F-Forgive me.

You don't have to be so on-guard for pranks, though.

It's not like a lie ever killed anyone.

Urara, you're the cutest girl in the world.

What?

April Fool.

M-Momoka-sama!

I...

I...

Oh no!

I can't hear her heartbeat!

Someone!

Someone give her CPR!

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We seem to be getting carried away with the April Fools.

Everyone's been pranked.

Actually, the other day...

To be honest, the other day...

I flipped the calendar a day forward.

I flipped the calendar a day back.

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Oh no!

I've got to go home!

Something important to do?

Tonight, using the power of the Moon,

the Demon King will descend upon the Maal Kingdom from his Dark Realm.

To protect the peace, the people require my strength!

What's with the outlandish lie?

Mio-sama! Mio-sama!

Please hurry!

Right!

Let us be off!

The early counter-measures?

All set!

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My brain's all fuzzy.

Momoka-sama, what troubles you?

I was up all night studying.

Wow!

Well well, how studious of you.

Some strong coffee will wake me up!

I couldn't sleep all through class.

Your biological clock is completely off.

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How about a drink to wake you up?

Pick anything you like.

It's all leftovers.

The best thing for a sleepy brain is a carbonic punch!

No, no! It's sugar.

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Kale juice is the key to a bodily health.

Kale juice

Then we'll just mix them all together for even greater effect!

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Stop right there!

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Carbonated drinks to wake yourself up, huh?

There's no caffeine in this, though.

It'd be more effective to just splash water on your face.

Okay then!

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Oh God, my eyes!

That's just stupid, no matter how little sleep she's had.

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The designs on these things are so stylish nowadays.

Oh, this one's got a star.

Stylish and fancy!

Just like me!

This is sea star extract, apparently.

"Taurine inside to boost your energy a hundredfold."

Taurine is like amino acids.

It's good for replenishing stamina, diets, and cellular growth.

It's also good for hair growth.

I heard everything!

Principal?!

The principal makes a sudden appearance!

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Banana

Grape

Banana

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Banana

But the best thing for girls is vitamin-filled fruit juice.

Banana

This contains vitamin C, vitamin B1, vitamin B6,

vitamin GSU, vitamin I2, vitamin D-16...

That sounds totally good for your skin!

Banana

Grapefruit

Apple

Momoka-sama, I think your skin's starting to glow!

Banana

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Now, of the vitamins I listed, which do you I made up?

Grapefruit

Apple

You made it up?!

Go Google the answer!

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This orange juice has pulp in it.

Wow, that sounds great. Can I try?

Go ahead.

Pure orange juice

Pure orange juice

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Thanks.

Huh?

This doesn't say it has pulp.

What?

I swear there's pulp, though.

This expired...

in 1995.

Oh, this one's seasonal!

A rare find!

Maya-san, this one's a local specialty. Even more rare!

Fuji cider

Fuji cider

Fuji cider

Fuji cider

But this one is truly rare!

Truly rare?

Our older viewers might not need an explanation,

but if any kids out there are watching this, ask your parents what a "pull-tab" is.

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Saba-shorts!

I'm even more tired now.

Guess I'll have one of those energy drinks.

"It gives you wings" and all that.

I'll give you wings, you stupid bottle!

Vitamin

Vitamin

Vitamin

Vitamin

Vitamin

Vitamin

Vitamin

Now you're all energetic!

Saba-shorts!

Saba-shorts!

Saba-shorts!

Saba-shorts!

Saba-shorts!

Saba-shorts!

Saba-shorts!

Saba-shorts!

Saba-shorts!

Saba-shorts!

Saba-shorts!

Saba-shorts!

Saba-shorts!

Saba-shorts!

Saba-shorts!

Sugarless energy drink!

Zero-calorie energy drink!

It's sweet, and you won't gain weight!

I just love modern times.

It's perfect for diets!

Say.

Isn't it your diet that's causing you to lack energy?

Scales

Saba-shorts!

We're ending the episode with the principal?!

Get to surviving!

w

q

survival shitoke

Nothing beats the rush of nearly escaping defeat

w

q

jigoku ni hotoke no kaikan sa

Scream and let it all out

w

q

pii te iku paa te iku

The moment you open your mouth, out comes

w

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kuchi hiraita shunkan ni

"No hit! No hit! Play again! No hit!"

w

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doubt doubt mou icchou doubt

It's survival by any means

w

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ushiro no shoumen survival

ya ya

w

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Scream and let it all out

zenshin (touch and go)

"touch and go"

w

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The hell do you mean,

oi nan nanda

"Welcome. Now bye-bye"?

w

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"kangei desu yo, ja bye bye"

What's this

w

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nan nanda yo

"All things under God"?

w

q

"shinra banshou"

The meaning of life

w

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sonzai no teigi wa

is whatever we want it to be

w

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ware ga omoeba iin desho

That's a fallacy!

herikutsu jan

w

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Really?

sou

What's the point of

w

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jaa dousurun da

calling the shy ogre?

w

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"tereya no onisan yonjatte"

What's the point to your shouting?

w

q

dousurunda yo

"katsu"

w

q

See, I really love

jitsu wa daisuki

Really really love scaring people

w

q

bikkuri suru no ga daisuki

Yup, yup, yup, yup

w

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hai hai hai hai

Which side do you choose?

w

q

kimi wa docchi wo erabun da

The losers or the winners?

w

q

yaru ka soretomo yarareru ka

If you're not sure, we don't want you

w

q

ayafuya nante iranai yo

You're shaking like a leaf

w

q

shiro kuro shiro kuro

w

q

Get addicted to winning!

tsuke mania

No, no, no, no pity ever

w

q

dame dame dame amaeruna

w

q

That's right, that's right, you're your own worst enemy

sou da sou da onore ga enemy

No, no, no, don't be happy

w

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dame dame dame yorokobuna

We're kinda similar but don't tell anyone

w

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igai to ki ga au naisho nan da

Scream and let it all out

w

q

pii te iku paa te iku

The bird and the ogre are holding hands

w

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torisan mo onisan mo te tsunagun da ze

And dancing together

w

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issho ni mawareba

Scream and let it all out

w

q

pii te iku paa te iku

You and I are holding hands

w

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kimisan mo oresan mo te tsunagun da ze

w

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Now together

sorekara

Forward march!

w

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zen jibun zenshin

I can't wait

w

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matterarenai

Forward march!

w

q

zen jibun zenshin

I can't wait

w

q

matterarenai

w

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Search and hit