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I know. Let's play Who Blinks First.
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Loser has to do you-know-what.
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Ready, set, go.
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TEACHER: There are six steps.
First we state the question.
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[BOTH SNORlNG]
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[CLATTER]
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MOTHER: What's the matter
with you two? Clean up this mess.
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Who won?
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Oh, man.
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[THUNDER CRASHES]
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TOE:
This is my neighborhood.
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And these are some of my neighbors.
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Go 10 paces west.
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-One, two--
-That's east, you lunkhead.
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Oh, okay.
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-One--
-South.
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MOTHER:
Boys? Come look after your sister.
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LUG:
So much for our treasure hunt.
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LOOGlE:
That baby is always ruining our adventures.
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TOE:
Some of my neighbors are weird.
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[GAS HlSSlNG]
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NOSEWORTHY:
Okay, that'll do it. Give me your foot.
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Other foot.
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Okay, inside. The germs are coming.
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TOE: In fact, some of them
are not very neighborly at all.
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And then there's my house...
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...with its quaint, adorable, everyday,
supportive and connected family.
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Mega power point damage.
Super effective.
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Nano-blast. Major confusion.
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Still playing with your imaginary friends?
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No.
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Freak.
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I don't think I'm a freak.
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Do you think I'm a freak?
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Shut up. Who asked you?
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TOE:
And we should be connected.
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After all, this is Black Box Unlimited
Worldwide lndustries lncorporated...
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...or Black, lnc. for short.
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You know them as the guys that make
the Black Box all-in-one gadget...
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... that's sweeping the nation.
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The whole operation is smack-dab in
the middle of the Black Falls Community.
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Development to manufacturing
to shipping...
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...all in one centralized location.
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Hundreds and hundreds of employees
both live and work here...
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...including my parents.
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I've got a garage full of gadgets.
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Why do I need this one, Mr. Black?
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What does the Black Box do?
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Mike, the question is,
what doesn't it do?
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It's not only the ultimate
communication device...
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...keeping us connected
to each other and the world.
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That's not all. It's also
a multimedia player, a can opener...
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...a dog groomer...
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...a vacuum cleaner...
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...a baby monitor.
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It's a shredder.
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It calls the ambulance if you fall down
in your bathroom and can't get up.
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It removes rust, paint, pet odors.
Thousands of uses.
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It's just about everything
you could ever possibly wish for.
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In super grande, grande y el ni�o.
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TOE: And this is the man
who owns it all, Mr. Black.
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Mr. Carbon Black.
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I hope that applause was meant
for you, my trusted partners...
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...in our quest to put the Black Box...
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...in every hand and home
in the civilized world.
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That is our goal.
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Who can tell us how close
we are to achieving it?
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That's right.
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Not even close.
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And why is that?
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Because the Black Box
is facing fierce competition...
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...from the Purple Pyramid,
the Silver Cylinder and other such rip-offs.
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-They're nowhere near as good.
BLACK: They're catching up.
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And I can't have them eating
into our profits.
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[BOX BEEPS]
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We need to leave them all...
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...in the dust!
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Let them eat soot.
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Sir?
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Focus groups have identified our multiple
uses as a drawback instead of a positive.
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We're offering a toaster option.
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Nowadays, most people
don't even eat bread.
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-She's right.
-You're fired.
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-So are you.
-But--
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Do your spouses also work
for this company?
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-Yes.
-Yes.
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They're fired as well. Move out
of your homes, effective immediately.
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You think fear tactics and cutthroat
competition yield better results?
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Well, it won't!
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[BOX DlALlNG]
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[GRUNTlNG]
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The new Version X upgrade...
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...has to shut down the competition
once and for all.
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Have them playing catch-up
for the next 10 years.
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-Team A leader?
-Yes, sir?
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-Team B leader?
-Right here.
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I expect results soon. Live up
to this challenge, you make partner.
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Don't and you
and your families are out.
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But we're married.
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I don't see how your social life
is my concern.
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So if he loses,
then I get fired even if I win?
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Well, no, that's preposterous. Heh, heh.
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But you just said
if she doesn't make partner...
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...then she and her family are out,
and I'm her family.
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Then you better not lose.
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Clearly you two haven't figured out that
delightful little paradox called marriage.
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Just get it done, whatever it takes.
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TOE:
And the answer to Black's problem--
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Whatever it takes.
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TOE:
--it literally fell from the sky.
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No, no, no. Wait.
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Is that what happened next?
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See that wishing rock I'm holding?
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It made things so confusing,
I can hardly remember the order of events.
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Go forward a bit.
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TOE:
Yeah, that wasn't it either.
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I'm probably going to have to tell you
the story completely out of order...
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...in a series of shorts.
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TOE:
Let's start here.
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Maybe we should go back to when
I first came into possession...
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...of the rainbow-colored rock.
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[BEEPlNG]
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[ALARM POWERS DOWN]
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TOE:
Oh, by the way...
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...my name is Toby, Toby Thompson.
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[YAWNS]
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I wanna give you an idea
of how I start every morning.
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Maintaining a mouth like this
is no small task.
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First I use a special toothbrush
between the wires and my gums...
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...to loosen any food particles
that may have lodged in my braces.
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Upper teeth: positioning the bristles
at a 45-degree angle...
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...brushing towards the gum
in a circular motion.
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Inside, tops,
then repeat for the lower set.
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Rinse, spit, mirror check.
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Is this the reason people think
I'm a dork?
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Of course not.
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Braces are necessary
when you have hillbilly teeth like mine.
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No, no. Not done yet.
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Now I floss...
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...and use a special pick
to get under the brackets.
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Rinse, spit, mirror check.
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That's it. Time to eat breakfast.
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Guess what. Toby's playing
with his imaginary friends again.
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Am not.
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Shouldn't you be already
moved out by now?
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I mean, you are, like, 19 or 20.
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Keep it down. I can't hear myself type.
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What about your friend Nose?
Don't you play with him anymore?
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Toby, you need friends.
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Friends are very important.
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Look at your dad and l.
We're the best of friends.
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[DAD MAKES KlSSlNG SOUND]
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Oh, he has plenty of friends at school,
Mom. They can't wait to see him.
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In fact, I hear he has
his own welcoming committee.
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TOE: That's just a nice way
of saying "bullies at school. "
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I know I'm not the only kid
in the world to get picked on...
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...but my situation is unique
in a few ways.
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Hey, metal mouth.
Got another date with the trash can.
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TOE:
Hold on.
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This is Cole Black, son of Mr. Black.
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If you're thinking this is the worst kid
in the whole school, wait.
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He's got a sister.
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Helvetica Black, the leader of the pack.
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COLE:
Heh, heh. Wimp.
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Shall we do this?
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I just realized something.
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I know why you have them
beat up on me every day.
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Because I hate you?
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Because you love me.
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BULLlES:
Ooh....
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That's right, isn't it?
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We're both outsiders.
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-We're both ignored.
-[MOUTHS] No.
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We both have railroad tracks
for braces.
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We're lonely and boring
and always getting in trouble...
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...because we have nothing else
better to do.
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So you're head over heels in love with me
and that makes you...
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...furious.
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Am I right?
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How about...
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...no?
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[TOE GRUNTS]
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[CRASH]
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TOE:
So I'm not a psychologist.
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LOOGlE:
My science report today is about...
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...science.
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Oh, man, I just forgot it.
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Um....
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The scientific part of it,
which would be, um...
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...science.
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TOE: This fish is the only friend
I have in this dump.
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How you doing?
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TOE: Don't get me wrong,
it's a really good school.
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It's just the people in it that suck.
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LOOGlE: In olden times, they burned
scientists and they called them witches...
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...because the townspeople
didn't understand science...
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...and they thought it was magic.
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Like using a magic rock
to make wishes come true.
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-But I have a hypenothesis.
-Hypothesis.
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Loogie, you didn't do your homework,
did you?
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Yeah, I did, but a crocodile ate it.
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Really, I'm serious.
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Next presenter.
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Scientists who study wasps...
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...have long observed aggressive behavior
in stronger females...
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...towards the weaker males
of the colony...
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...including threats of stinging
and mauling.
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But recently, they have discovered
that some females...
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...will force the male headfirst
into an empty cell in the nest.
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Behavior known as "male stuffing."
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I'd like to demonstrate this phenomenon
using a trash can and a volunteer.
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Toe Thompson?
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-Hey, my name is Toby--
-Shh.
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The Blinkers are going for the record.
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They've been in a stare-off
since second period.
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TOE:
What's the record?
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Longer than you have to live.
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Candy bars?
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Why do you let yourself
get bullied like that?
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I don't really think I have a choice.
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Sure you do.
Doesn't matter who their dad is.
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What matters is who you are,
who you wanna be.
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And you live your life like that?
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Of course. Ow.
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Come on, Loogie, you dork.
We gotta get home.
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We're gonna try to get the baby
to give us lottery numbers.
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Good luck with
the whole two-minutes-to-live thing.
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TOE:
It shouldn't be this hard to make friends.
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I'm smart. I'm funny.
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Like funny, ha-ha. Not funny weird.
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So, what's wrong with me?
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What' s wrong with you?
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Oh, buddy, where do I begin?
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TOE:
Run, run, run. Chase, chase, chase.
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Ah.
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Get me a rock!
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Get me a rock!
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Where's my rock?
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BOY:
Run!
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It's gonna be worse for you
tomorrow, freak.
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BOY:
Let's go!
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Huh?
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[TOE GRUNTS]
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ROCK VOlCE:
Make a wish.
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Who said that?
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ROCK VOlCE:
Make a wish.
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Must be hearing things.
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ROCK VOlCE:
Make a wish.
249
00:16:50,225 --> 00:16:51,522
Make a wish.
250
00:16:51,694 --> 00:16:53,594
Okay, okay.
251
00:16:54,630 --> 00:16:57,326
I wish I had friends...
252
00:16:58,267 --> 00:17:00,929
...as interesting and as unique as I am.
253
00:17:11,013 --> 00:17:12,207
[GASPS]
254
00:17:22,558 --> 00:17:23,650
[GlGGLES]
255
00:17:25,394 --> 00:17:26,918
Friends.
256
00:17:37,973 --> 00:17:40,498
Come on, guys. Get in there.
257
00:17:40,676 --> 00:17:42,667
[PANTlNG]
258
00:17:56,658 --> 00:17:57,818
[ON TV]
We sifted some flour.
259
00:17:57,993 --> 00:18:01,451
We talk about clarified butter, because
people get concerned about butter.
260
00:18:01,630 --> 00:18:03,393
You can make clarified butter at home.
261
00:18:05,267 --> 00:18:06,564
MOM:
Hi.
262
00:18:07,503 --> 00:18:10,438
Why didn't you take the bus?
That's always our backup plan.
263
00:18:10,873 --> 00:18:12,864
It's okay. I just felt like walking.
264
00:18:26,488 --> 00:18:30,083
Sorry, son. I, uh, texted your mom to
pick you up, because my meeting ran late.
265
00:18:30,259 --> 00:18:34,389
I texted your dad saying that I couldn't go,
so he should leave early and pick you up.
266
00:18:34,563 --> 00:18:37,532
Your text messages must've gotten lost
in a sea of my text messages.
267
00:18:37,699 --> 00:18:40,600
Same with yours. Mine. Whatever.
268
00:18:41,103 --> 00:18:42,127
Noodles?
269
00:18:42,304 --> 00:18:44,602
It's okay, I'll serve myself.
270
00:18:44,940 --> 00:18:47,909
Oh. You having problems
with your Black Box too?
271
00:18:48,076 --> 00:18:49,441
Yeah.
272
00:18:50,012 --> 00:18:51,274
No.
273
00:18:51,613 --> 00:18:54,980
Ugh! I just broke up with my boyfriend.
He thinks he's so mature, you know?
274
00:18:55,150 --> 00:18:58,119
He's not. He's a child.
275
00:18:58,287 --> 00:19:02,815
He is living with his parents
and isn't he, like, 23?
276
00:19:03,992 --> 00:19:05,391
No.
277
00:19:05,561 --> 00:19:06,619
[TlNKLlNG NEARBY]
278
00:19:08,263 --> 00:19:09,855
What was that?
279
00:19:10,599 --> 00:19:12,590
[TlNKLlNG CONTlNUES]
280
00:19:15,003 --> 00:19:17,164
It's probably the ice maker...
281
00:19:17,739 --> 00:19:19,639
...making ice?
282
00:19:21,977 --> 00:19:23,467
I'll go check on it.
283
00:19:23,645 --> 00:19:25,340
[BLENDER HUMMlNG]
284
00:19:26,982 --> 00:19:28,006
DAD:
Humph.
285
00:19:33,555 --> 00:19:35,147
Whoa.
286
00:19:35,324 --> 00:19:38,384
Did you guys come
from a gourmet planet?
287
00:19:38,560 --> 00:19:40,551
[GRUNTlNG]
288
00:19:58,213 --> 00:19:59,976
Thanks, guys.
289
00:20:01,750 --> 00:20:03,183
Team leaders!
290
00:20:03,352 --> 00:20:04,376
Progress report.
291
00:20:04,553 --> 00:20:09,547
Uh, I've implemented some new procedurals
that should maximize our value potential.
292
00:20:09,725 --> 00:20:14,458
Well, I have highlighted our asset
management and jump-started...
293
00:20:15,464 --> 00:20:17,489
...our business paradigm.
294
00:20:17,666 --> 00:20:18,997
One moment, please.
295
00:20:22,404 --> 00:20:24,372
Sounds like a load to me.
296
00:20:24,539 --> 00:20:26,336
Initiate termination procedure?
297
00:20:26,508 --> 00:20:27,532
Mm.
298
00:20:28,310 --> 00:20:29,368
Not yet.
299
00:20:29,544 --> 00:20:32,877
I'll fire one of them
at the company costume ball.
300
00:20:33,048 --> 00:20:35,039
That should be good
for company morale.
301
00:20:35,584 --> 00:20:38,417
Very well, then.
Keep up the good work, you two.
302
00:20:40,289 --> 00:20:42,052
We are gonna get fired.
303
00:21:10,352 --> 00:21:11,376
Nice.
304
00:21:13,522 --> 00:21:15,183
Very nice.
305
00:21:15,490 --> 00:21:17,549
Time to clean your room, sport.
306
00:21:19,161 --> 00:21:20,628
Well...
307
00:21:21,029 --> 00:21:23,930
...someone's looking
for a raise in their allowance.
308
00:21:28,503 --> 00:21:30,869
Do you guys also clean...
309
00:21:31,373 --> 00:21:32,397
...teeth?
310
00:21:38,447 --> 00:21:41,610
Toby. Where are my keys?
311
00:21:41,783 --> 00:21:43,717
I know you're hiding them,
you little alien.
312
00:21:43,885 --> 00:21:45,785
JOHN [OVER PHONE]:
Maybe I do keep messing up...
313
00:21:45,954 --> 00:21:47,444
...and maybe it is all my fault, but--
314
00:21:47,622 --> 00:21:48,816
No, no. I broke up with you...
315
00:21:48,991 --> 00:21:52,927
...so why are you calling me,
Mr. I'm-23-And-l-Still-Live-With-My-Mom?
316
00:21:53,095 --> 00:21:56,258
JOHN: Hey, I wish you would
just stop talking about my mom...
317
00:21:56,431 --> 00:21:57,455
Pretty.
318
00:21:57,632 --> 00:21:59,361
JOHN:
...and just go out with me again, God.
319
00:21:59,534 --> 00:22:03,595
Oh. Okay, well, I wish you'd grow up.
How about--?
320
00:22:03,905 --> 00:22:05,202
JOHN:
Whoa, that's huge!
321
00:22:05,374 --> 00:22:08,104
My hand's huge!
My hand's huger than my foot!
322
00:22:08,276 --> 00:22:10,870
I'm growing, I'm growing!
323
00:22:11,046 --> 00:22:13,776
-Relax. Jeez.
JOHN: I'm getting so big that--
324
00:22:28,363 --> 00:22:30,456
You fixed all my teeth.
325
00:22:33,568 --> 00:22:35,729
How strong are you guys?
326
00:22:35,904 --> 00:22:38,805
I mean, if you really had to be tough
against a bully.
327
00:22:38,974 --> 00:22:42,171
Because I might have a job for you
tomorrow at school.
328
00:22:55,791 --> 00:22:58,316
I was hoping for something
a little more menacing.
329
00:22:58,493 --> 00:23:00,358
ALlEN:
I will show no mercy.
330
00:23:00,529 --> 00:23:02,156
[GRUNTS THEN THUD]
331
00:23:02,330 --> 00:23:03,490
[TOE MOANS]
332
00:23:03,999 --> 00:23:05,967
TOE:
You're hired.
333
00:23:25,587 --> 00:23:28,454
I have no time for you,
but now I'm having to chase you down?
334
00:23:28,623 --> 00:23:31,023
JOHN [OVER PHONE]:
I don't feel so good. I'm in the hospital.
335
00:23:31,193 --> 00:23:33,354
-ln the hospital?
JOHN: And it's all your fault.
336
00:23:33,528 --> 00:23:35,052
Oh, my fault? How is it my fault?
337
00:23:35,230 --> 00:23:37,323
JOHN: They're building me
a bigger room as we speak.
338
00:23:37,499 --> 00:23:39,763
They're making a bigger room for you?
What are--?
339
00:23:39,935 --> 00:23:41,266
JOHN: You see what happens?
-Hello?
340
00:23:41,436 --> 00:23:43,028
JOHN:
Oh, no! It's happening again!
341
00:23:43,205 --> 00:23:44,331
Hello?
342
00:23:44,506 --> 00:23:45,530
[JOHN SNARLlNG OVER PHONE]
343
00:23:45,707 --> 00:23:46,731
[BOX BEEPS]
344
00:23:48,009 --> 00:23:49,772
Dad says I have to give you a ride.
345
00:23:49,945 --> 00:23:51,879
It's okay. I just feel like walking.
346
00:23:52,280 --> 00:23:54,407
You look different.
Did you bathe or something?
347
00:23:54,883 --> 00:23:56,077
No.
348
00:23:56,251 --> 00:23:57,684
Weirdo.
349
00:24:19,808 --> 00:24:21,799
I'll take it from here, guys.
350
00:24:23,311 --> 00:24:25,711
Can't have anybody seeing you...
351
00:24:26,181 --> 00:24:27,205
...yet.
352
00:24:28,383 --> 00:24:29,407
There he is!
353
00:24:30,318 --> 00:24:31,580
Grab him!
354
00:24:37,459 --> 00:24:38,483
[TOE GASPS]
355
00:24:38,994 --> 00:24:41,929
How would you like your braces
up your nose?
356
00:24:44,799 --> 00:24:45,959
Your braces.
357
00:24:47,802 --> 00:24:50,134
Where are they?
358
00:24:50,939 --> 00:24:52,167
Up my nose.
359
00:24:57,679 --> 00:25:00,648
[WHlSPERS]
I put a few candy bars in the front pocket.
360
00:25:00,815 --> 00:25:05,081
My Black Box is set to music mode
in case you get hungry or bored.
361
00:25:06,054 --> 00:25:07,885
Who are you talking to?
362
00:25:08,056 --> 00:25:09,921
Imaginary friends?
363
00:25:12,260 --> 00:25:14,228
ALlEN:
Rock 'n' roll.
364
00:25:14,396 --> 00:25:16,660
Heavy metal.
365
00:25:18,400 --> 00:25:20,095
Not today.
366
00:25:20,268 --> 00:25:24,204
Now, class, we continue our experiments
with combustible liquids...
367
00:25:24,372 --> 00:25:29,605
...so everyone please take your seats
and make sure to wear eye protection.
368
00:25:29,778 --> 00:25:31,746
Now that we've isolated our agents...
369
00:25:31,913 --> 00:25:35,178
...we can make a hypothesis
as to the outcome.
370
00:25:36,585 --> 00:25:39,577
[ROCK MUSlC BLARlNG]
371
00:25:45,727 --> 00:25:48,662
Toby, can we stifle our inner
High School Musical long enough...
372
00:25:48,830 --> 00:25:50,559
...to observe this chemical reaction?
373
00:25:50,732 --> 00:25:53,496
I have to get it exactly right.
374
00:25:54,202 --> 00:25:57,831
Once we introduce the catalyst....
375
00:25:59,341 --> 00:26:01,468
-Give it back.
ALlEN: Mine, mine, mine.
376
00:26:01,643 --> 00:26:02,735
Mine, mine, mine.
377
00:26:05,113 --> 00:26:06,375
Mine.
378
00:26:06,548 --> 00:26:07,845
Ow!
379
00:26:08,016 --> 00:26:11,179
-Sorry.
-You will be.
380
00:26:47,722 --> 00:26:48,746
Drop it!
381
00:26:50,592 --> 00:26:52,389
Very perceptive, Toby.
382
00:26:52,560 --> 00:26:56,553
We must be certain
to use the proper amount of catalyst.
383
00:26:56,731 --> 00:26:58,926
In this case...
384
00:26:59,100 --> 00:27:02,228
...one drop.
385
00:27:04,472 --> 00:27:05,871
-That's it.
-Tsk, tsk, tsk.
386
00:27:06,741 --> 00:27:07,833
TOE:
You asked for it.
387
00:27:08,443 --> 00:27:10,809
[AS TONY MONTANA]
Say hello to my little friends.
388
00:27:10,979 --> 00:27:14,210
Mr. Thompson, perhaps a visit
to the principal's office is in order...
389
00:27:14,382 --> 00:27:16,907
...possibly followed by one
to the school psychologist!
390
00:27:20,488 --> 00:27:21,785
[HELVETlCA GRUNTS]
391
00:27:23,091 --> 00:27:24,319
[BOTH YELL]
392
00:27:24,492 --> 00:27:25,925
[YELPS]
393
00:27:27,929 --> 00:27:29,920
[BOTH SCREAMlNG]
394
00:27:30,598 --> 00:27:31,929
[THUD THEN BOTH GRUNT]
395
00:27:52,387 --> 00:27:53,877
ALL:
Break!
396
00:28:01,429 --> 00:28:02,657
[COLE YELLS]
397
00:28:06,167 --> 00:28:08,158
[BOTH GROANlNG]
398
00:28:11,473 --> 00:28:14,840
I think I broke...
399
00:28:15,009 --> 00:28:17,477
...a nail.
400
00:28:18,513 --> 00:28:20,913
Me too.
401
00:28:25,086 --> 00:28:27,077
[TOE MOANlNG]
402
00:28:31,626 --> 00:28:35,084
I'm gonna squash you for this.
403
00:28:35,930 --> 00:28:37,557
I know.
404
00:28:37,732 --> 00:28:40,496
So you don't know
who those little dudes were?
405
00:28:41,269 --> 00:28:43,794
I thought they were my friends.
406
00:28:48,510 --> 00:28:52,344
He wished for friends.
We should abduct him.
407
00:28:52,514 --> 00:28:55,506
He is not evolved enough
for an autopsy.
408
00:28:55,683 --> 00:28:59,744
He has friends all around.
He just doesn't know it yet.
409
00:29:01,256 --> 00:29:04,623
TOE:
Well, my alien buddies didn't stick around.
410
00:29:06,828 --> 00:29:10,264
I guess friends can't be wished
into existence.
411
00:29:12,267 --> 00:29:13,825
You gotta work for them.
412
00:29:25,413 --> 00:29:27,176
Ha. Ha.
413
00:29:27,348 --> 00:29:29,339
Let's see you try it.
414
00:30:06,855 --> 00:30:08,789
I was right.
415
00:30:09,591 --> 00:30:11,081
You do like me.
416
00:30:14,762 --> 00:30:16,252
TOE:
You gotta have enemies...
417
00:30:16,698 --> 00:30:17,960
...to know who your friends are.
418
00:30:18,132 --> 00:30:20,430
Mm, toe jam.
419
00:30:20,602 --> 00:30:23,469
TOE: And now that my space aliens
have disappeared...
420
00:30:23,638 --> 00:30:26,198
...I have at least one new friend:
421
00:30:26,374 --> 00:30:27,398
Loogie.
422
00:30:27,575 --> 00:30:30,339
In fact, he's really the one
to blame for all this.
423
00:30:30,512 --> 00:30:34,414
So let's go all the way back
to the real beginning...
424
00:30:34,582 --> 00:30:37,983
...with Loogie, his brothers...
425
00:30:38,152 --> 00:30:40,552
...and the storm that started it all.
426
00:30:46,761 --> 00:30:48,752
[THUNDER CRASHES]
427
00:31:05,079 --> 00:31:08,014
I'm tired of video games
and I'm bored with TV.
428
00:31:08,182 --> 00:31:09,649
Let's do something.
429
00:31:09,817 --> 00:31:14,049
LASER: We've been through this before.
There's nothing else to do.
430
00:31:14,222 --> 00:31:16,884
Come play video games with us.
We need a third person.
431
00:31:18,726 --> 00:31:20,489
Let's go on an outdoor adventure.
432
00:31:20,662 --> 00:31:23,062
There's a huge thunderstorm. Look.
433
00:31:23,831 --> 00:31:26,891
REPORTER [ON TV]:
The biggest rainstorm in Texas history.
434
00:31:27,068 --> 00:31:28,501
Well, folks, it looks like we're....
435
00:31:40,448 --> 00:31:44,111
That's strange.
It's raining everywhere else.
436
00:31:44,285 --> 00:31:45,809
LUG:
What the...?
437
00:31:45,987 --> 00:31:47,750
Outside! Bring the treasure map!
438
00:31:47,922 --> 00:31:49,253
LASER:
Wait a minute, guys.
439
00:31:49,424 --> 00:31:52,188
What are we gonna do about Baby?
440
00:31:54,862 --> 00:31:57,262
It's in baby monitor mode.
441
00:31:57,432 --> 00:32:00,868
If she wakes up,
I'll hear it on my Black Box...
442
00:32:01,035 --> 00:32:04,163
...and we'll come back
and give her a bottle.
443
00:32:04,339 --> 00:32:05,431
LASER:
Huh.
444
00:32:05,840 --> 00:32:10,300
I don't get it.
What happened to the storm?
445
00:32:10,578 --> 00:32:12,739
Maybe it's global warming.
446
00:32:13,414 --> 00:32:14,574
This sucks.
447
00:32:14,749 --> 00:32:17,081
Even my brain feels hot.
448
00:32:17,251 --> 00:32:19,219
I read once
that yawning cools the brain.
449
00:32:19,387 --> 00:32:23,551
LUG: Well, just keep talking
and I'll start yawning for sure.
450
00:32:24,359 --> 00:32:26,327
Look at that!
451
00:32:26,494 --> 00:32:28,962
You know what's at the end
of a rainbow, don't you?
452
00:32:29,130 --> 00:32:31,792
-Skittles?
-No, a pot of gold!
453
00:32:31,966 --> 00:32:33,126
LUG:
Treasure!
454
00:32:33,301 --> 00:32:35,735
LASER: Awesome!
LOOGlE: Let's go!
455
00:32:37,472 --> 00:32:40,964
-Guys, look. It's the end of the rainbow.
-No way.
456
00:32:49,450 --> 00:32:51,577
Or the beginning of the rainbow.
457
00:32:51,753 --> 00:32:53,084
What?
458
00:32:53,254 --> 00:32:54,687
LOOGlE:
This rock wasn't here before.
459
00:32:54,856 --> 00:32:57,552
What if the rain dropped
the rock from the sky...
460
00:32:57,725 --> 00:33:00,023
...and the sun comes out,
hits the rock...
461
00:33:00,194 --> 00:33:03,755
...creating this prismatic separation
of the light from the sun...
462
00:33:03,931 --> 00:33:05,558
...thus causing a rainbow.
463
00:33:05,733 --> 00:33:07,064
Okay, Dr. Dumb Butt.
464
00:33:10,605 --> 00:33:12,197
Feels powerful.
465
00:33:12,373 --> 00:33:13,567
What do you think it is?
466
00:33:13,741 --> 00:33:15,174
I wish I knew.
467
00:33:18,546 --> 00:33:20,810
It's a wishing rock.
468
00:33:20,982 --> 00:33:22,415
LASER:
How do you know?
469
00:33:22,583 --> 00:33:23,982
It just told me.
470
00:33:24,152 --> 00:33:25,847
Okay, then, wish for something.
471
00:33:28,056 --> 00:33:31,685
I wish for a never-ending supply
of chocolate bars.
472
00:33:31,959 --> 00:33:33,017
LASER:
Huh?
473
00:33:36,297 --> 00:33:37,730
Well, there's one.
474
00:33:39,600 --> 00:33:41,261
And another and another.
475
00:33:41,436 --> 00:33:43,097
And two more. And another.
476
00:33:45,273 --> 00:33:49,676
-Cool. A never-ending pocketful of candy.
-Do you realize what we have here?
477
00:33:49,844 --> 00:33:52,745
-Lots of chocolate.
-No. This is--
478
00:33:52,914 --> 00:33:54,677
-Hey.
-This is mine.
479
00:33:54,849 --> 00:33:58,876
It was my idea to go on an adventure,
so the wishing rock belongs to me.
480
00:33:59,053 --> 00:34:01,988
Don't make any wishes, Loogie.
We don't even know the rules yet.
481
00:34:02,156 --> 00:34:05,023
I mean, that thing doesn't even
come with any instructions.
482
00:34:05,193 --> 00:34:08,924
Yeah, no strategy guide,
cheat codes, or nothing.
483
00:34:09,230 --> 00:34:10,959
I wish for the instructions.
484
00:34:12,366 --> 00:34:14,197
LUG:
We can't read all that.
485
00:34:14,368 --> 00:34:16,836
I wish for the short version
of the instructions.
486
00:34:18,139 --> 00:34:19,902
What's it say?
487
00:34:21,275 --> 00:34:23,243
Pfft. " Make a wish."
488
00:34:23,411 --> 00:34:26,073
Then I wish for a fortress.
489
00:34:33,621 --> 00:34:36,419
With a canyon around it
filled with man-eating crocodiles...
490
00:34:36,591 --> 00:34:40,550
...and venomous snakes
to protect the Rainbow Rock from thieves.
491
00:34:42,396 --> 00:34:44,296
ALL:
Whoa!
492
00:34:45,800 --> 00:34:48,098
LASER: How about putting an end
to global warming?
493
00:34:48,269 --> 00:34:49,998
World hunger?
494
00:34:50,171 --> 00:34:52,002
-Wish for world peace.
-Yeah.
495
00:34:52,173 --> 00:34:55,267
Let me finish my canyon of doom first.
People would kill for this.
496
00:34:55,443 --> 00:34:57,536
Not if there's world peace!
497
00:34:58,813 --> 00:34:59,837
[LASER GRUNTS]
498
00:35:00,014 --> 00:35:03,643
I was about to wish for superpowers.
499
00:35:04,986 --> 00:35:06,613
[ALL GRUNTlNG]
500
00:35:08,122 --> 00:35:10,454
I think one of us has to go get it.
501
00:35:10,625 --> 00:35:13,992
LASER:
Well, you wanted an adventure, didn't you?
502
00:35:15,563 --> 00:35:17,360
What'd you wish for again?
503
00:35:17,532 --> 00:35:20,558
LUG:
Snakes? Crocodiles?
504
00:35:20,735 --> 00:35:22,794
I think that's all.
505
00:35:22,970 --> 00:35:24,961
You don't like my canyon?
506
00:35:25,206 --> 00:35:27,037
Does it need more doom?
507
00:35:27,208 --> 00:35:28,402
[LASER SlGHS]
508
00:35:28,576 --> 00:35:31,443
Hey, look. It's the rock.
509
00:35:31,612 --> 00:35:33,045
Finally.
510
00:35:45,459 --> 00:35:46,483
LASER:
Loogie.
511
00:35:47,028 --> 00:35:49,997
-Almost got it.
-No, it's almost got you.
512
00:35:50,164 --> 00:35:51,631
What? Aah!
513
00:35:55,870 --> 00:35:57,531
[BOTH GRUNT]
514
00:35:57,939 --> 00:35:59,406
[SNAKES HlSSlNG]
515
00:35:59,574 --> 00:36:00,666
LOOGlE:
Run, Laser, run!
516
00:36:01,509 --> 00:36:02,942
[LASER YELLS]
517
00:36:04,178 --> 00:36:06,772
LASER:
Remind me to wish for something big!
518
00:36:06,948 --> 00:36:10,008
-What for?
-So I can smack you with it!
519
00:36:10,184 --> 00:36:11,310
[GRUNTS]
520
00:36:12,420 --> 00:36:14,354
[SNAKES HlSSlNG]
521
00:36:14,522 --> 00:36:15,546
What do I do?
522
00:36:15,723 --> 00:36:18,419
If it was a video game,
you'd go get the rock.
523
00:36:18,593 --> 00:36:20,993
-Good idea.
-But it's not a video game.
524
00:36:27,001 --> 00:36:28,195
Loogie!
525
00:36:33,708 --> 00:36:35,107
[WHlMPERS]
526
00:36:35,276 --> 00:36:37,210
I wish the snakes would disappear.
527
00:36:45,720 --> 00:36:47,187
Did he chew?
528
00:36:47,355 --> 00:36:50,188
No. But he ate my homework.
529
00:36:50,358 --> 00:36:53,350
And I think I felt him make a wish.
530
00:36:53,527 --> 00:36:55,995
LASER:
What would a crocodile possibly wish for?
531
00:36:56,163 --> 00:36:58,723
He's already strong, fast...
532
00:36:58,900 --> 00:37:02,233
...and he can run on all four legs.
533
00:37:03,738 --> 00:37:08,038
Guys, I think I know what he wished for.
534
00:37:12,313 --> 00:37:13,575
-Run!
LASER: Aah!
535
00:37:18,920 --> 00:37:22,481
-Oh, no! We'll never make it!
-Yes, we will.
536
00:37:22,657 --> 00:37:24,852
Guys, keep running.
537
00:37:32,900 --> 00:37:34,197
LASER:
Get us out of here.
538
00:37:36,837 --> 00:37:39,237
I wish something would take us away.
539
00:37:43,811 --> 00:37:45,278
[SCREECHlNG FROM ABOVE]
540
00:37:49,083 --> 00:37:50,983
[ALL YELLlNG]
541
00:37:55,890 --> 00:37:59,155
A pterodactyl?
Couldn't you have been more specific?
542
00:37:59,327 --> 00:38:00,760
Hey, I didn't know.
543
00:38:00,928 --> 00:38:03,761
You're always wishing for wrong stuff.
544
00:38:09,403 --> 00:38:10,700
Thanks a lot, Loogie.
545
00:38:11,305 --> 00:38:13,466
At least we're safe up here.
546
00:38:15,209 --> 00:38:18,804
I don't get it.
How did they climb out of the canyon?
547
00:38:19,413 --> 00:38:21,074
LOOGlE:
Holy peanut-butter cups.
548
00:38:23,150 --> 00:38:27,109
-Great, now the baby's crying.
-We gotta get back. Wish us home.
549
00:38:31,926 --> 00:38:34,486
If I wish for superpowers,
I could get them to fall off.
550
00:38:34,662 --> 00:38:36,721
Hurry it up, whatever you do.
551
00:38:36,897 --> 00:38:39,058
I wish I had telephonesis.
552
00:38:43,070 --> 00:38:44,901
[lN UNlSON]
Telekinesis, you dummy!
553
00:38:45,072 --> 00:38:47,438
I wish I had telekinesis.
554
00:38:48,142 --> 00:38:49,632
[LUG & LASER YELLlNG]
555
00:38:59,353 --> 00:39:01,116
Phew. Okay.
556
00:39:01,288 --> 00:39:06,316
We have a castle, telekinesis
and a pterodactyl.
557
00:39:06,494 --> 00:39:07,518
Now what?
558
00:39:07,695 --> 00:39:08,719
I don't know.
559
00:39:08,896 --> 00:39:10,761
[SCREECH THEN FLATULENCE
FROM ABOVE]
560
00:39:14,635 --> 00:39:16,432
Wish for a hat?
561
00:39:18,005 --> 00:39:20,633
Gotta think about this more carefully.
562
00:39:22,109 --> 00:39:25,408
I wish we could just go back home
and start over.
563
00:39:30,351 --> 00:39:32,945
It's too dangerous to have around.
564
00:39:33,120 --> 00:39:35,111
We gotta keep it
out of the wrong hands.
565
00:39:35,289 --> 00:39:38,190
Your hands are the wrong hands.
566
00:39:38,492 --> 00:39:39,982
Change your head back, Loogie.
567
00:39:40,327 --> 00:39:42,488
-This has certain advantages.
-What advantages?
568
00:39:42,663 --> 00:39:43,789
[PHONE RlNGS]
569
00:39:43,964 --> 00:39:45,431
Hello?
570
00:39:47,802 --> 00:39:50,896
All right. I wish the phone was gone.
571
00:39:51,072 --> 00:39:54,166
Loogie, we need to be smart about this.
572
00:39:54,875 --> 00:39:56,900
Then that's the answer.
573
00:39:58,646 --> 00:40:00,773
-Ready?
-Yeah.
574
00:40:01,682 --> 00:40:04,845
I wish one of us was super smart.
575
00:40:09,390 --> 00:40:11,187
BABY:
It is l.
576
00:40:12,359 --> 00:40:15,351
My modes of transference
are beyond yours now.
577
00:40:16,564 --> 00:40:19,032
I don't need words to communicate.
578
00:40:19,200 --> 00:40:21,395
Only thoughts.
579
00:40:21,902 --> 00:40:25,497
You're hearing me with your minds.
580
00:40:27,141 --> 00:40:28,699
You're right.
581
00:40:31,846 --> 00:40:33,711
I wish for a...
582
00:40:33,881 --> 00:40:34,905
...catapult.
583
00:40:38,619 --> 00:40:40,883
-Think of all the things we could do.
-Too risky.
584
00:40:41,055 --> 00:40:42,249
-We could--
-Too dangerous.
585
00:40:42,423 --> 00:40:44,391
-How about--?
-Too ridiculous.
586
00:40:46,460 --> 00:40:50,089
Although we did have ourselves
quite the adventure there, didn't we?
587
00:40:50,731 --> 00:40:52,961
We could take care of
that world-peace problem.
588
00:40:53,134 --> 00:40:55,568
-Now you're talking.
-Yeah.
589
00:41:03,410 --> 00:41:08,313
BABY: My calculations show you would've
figured out a way to screw it up.
590
00:41:08,482 --> 00:41:10,143
Who, us?
591
00:41:12,753 --> 00:41:14,220
BABY:
Yes.
592
00:41:14,922 --> 00:41:17,447
TOE: So maybe
the baby was smart to get rid of it.
593
00:41:17,625 --> 00:41:19,252
But it didn't really matter...
594
00:41:19,426 --> 00:41:23,988
...because the rock kept coming back.
595
00:41:27,635 --> 00:41:29,603
Get me a rock!
596
00:41:29,770 --> 00:41:32,068
-Where' s my rock?
-Here.
597
00:41:32,239 --> 00:41:36,767
TOE: I'm sorry. I'm still not getting
the order of this story correctly...
598
00:41:36,944 --> 00:41:39,845
...so I'm gonna jump on over
to this short...
599
00:41:40,014 --> 00:41:42,505
... with that weird kid
I was telling you about...
600
00:41:42,683 --> 00:41:45,709
...a kid everyone calls "Nose. "
601
00:41:45,886 --> 00:41:47,649
Nose and I were in school together.
602
00:41:47,821 --> 00:41:49,618
We were almost friends...
603
00:41:49,790 --> 00:41:53,658
...until his father, Dr. Noseworthy,
the top scientist for Black, lnc...
604
00:41:53,827 --> 00:41:56,921
...started his top-secret research
involving...
605
00:41:57,097 --> 00:41:58,428
...germs.
606
00:41:58,599 --> 00:42:02,763
Unfortunately, Dr. Noseworthy
was terrified of germs...
607
00:42:02,937 --> 00:42:05,633
...and one day, he simply flipped out.
608
00:42:16,050 --> 00:42:18,814
So much so that he and his son, Nose...
609
00:42:18,986 --> 00:42:23,787
... wrapped their house in plastic
and only came out wearing full bio suits.
610
00:42:26,527 --> 00:42:30,486
And that's just how things were:
a little weird.
611
00:42:30,664 --> 00:42:32,723
But like everything else in Black Falls...
612
00:42:35,035 --> 00:42:37,970
...about to get a little weirder.
613
00:43:03,097 --> 00:43:04,689
COMPUTER:
Welcome to the Noseworthy home.
614
00:43:04,865 --> 00:43:06,696
You will be subjected
to decontamination...
615
00:43:06,867 --> 00:43:09,028
...before entering
our germ-free environment.
616
00:43:09,203 --> 00:43:11,433
You are now receiving
a series of ion blasts...
617
00:43:11,605 --> 00:43:14,665
... to remove any contaminants
from the surface of your body.
618
00:43:14,908 --> 00:43:17,536
Germs invade our bodies
to steal the energy we produce...
619
00:43:17,711 --> 00:43:21,579
...Ieaving behind harmful toxins that can
cause runny noses, fevers, headaches...
620
00:43:21,749 --> 00:43:25,048
...chicken pox, measles, cavities,
diarrhea, necrotizing fasciitis...
621
00:43:25,219 --> 00:43:27,346
...and in some cases, death.
622
00:43:27,521 --> 00:43:29,751
The decontamination process
is now complete.
623
00:43:30,524 --> 00:43:32,014
You may enter.
624
00:43:32,660 --> 00:43:33,684
And welcome.
625
00:43:33,861 --> 00:43:37,262
They do not pay me enough for this.
626
00:43:57,918 --> 00:43:59,249
Dad?
627
00:43:59,420 --> 00:44:00,580
[YELLS]
628
00:44:01,555 --> 00:44:03,955
Didn't I tell you,
don't sneak up on me in here.
629
00:44:04,325 --> 00:44:05,986
Sorry, my tutor is here.
630
00:44:06,160 --> 00:44:09,755
I was just looking for your scientific
calculator. Mine's broken.
631
00:44:09,930 --> 00:44:13,832
Just use your Black Box. Just choose the
scientific calculator function in the menu.
632
00:44:14,001 --> 00:44:15,468
It's next to the cheese grater.
633
00:44:15,636 --> 00:44:18,434
Mine's dead.
I just think there's too many features.
634
00:44:18,605 --> 00:44:20,072
The batteries won't hold a charge...
635
00:44:20,240 --> 00:44:23,266
-...for more than a few minutes.
-Tell me something I don't know.
636
00:44:23,477 --> 00:44:26,571
But let me ask you something.
Have you been keeping yourself clean?
637
00:44:27,414 --> 00:44:28,711
Huh?
638
00:44:30,184 --> 00:44:33,278
-Of course.
-Oh, boy.
639
00:44:33,454 --> 00:44:35,012
If you could see what I can see.
640
00:44:35,189 --> 00:44:36,656
Oh, my goodness.
641
00:44:39,426 --> 00:44:40,518
Yeah.
642
00:44:40,694 --> 00:44:43,288
All right, I can't have any more
interruptions today.
643
00:44:43,464 --> 00:44:45,796
I've got to readjust the cell regulator.
644
00:44:45,966 --> 00:44:48,764
I tried recalibrating
the mitochondrial synthesizer...
645
00:44:48,936 --> 00:44:52,428
...but I just can't get it to live
in an extracellular environment.
646
00:44:52,606 --> 00:44:53,630
And on top of it all--
647
00:44:54,408 --> 00:44:57,639
What are you do--?
How many times do I have to tell you?
648
00:44:57,811 --> 00:44:59,039
Don't pick your nose.
649
00:44:59,213 --> 00:45:01,841
It is completely unsanitary.
650
00:45:02,015 --> 00:45:03,448
If your nose is full...
651
00:45:03,617 --> 00:45:06,984
...you go into the bathroom
and you clean it out with antiseptic wipes.
652
00:45:07,154 --> 00:45:09,122
But-- Booger!
653
00:45:09,289 --> 00:45:13,157
Boogers are like fecal material.
654
00:45:13,327 --> 00:45:15,591
Your body is trying to get rid of it.
655
00:45:15,763 --> 00:45:19,665
It pushes it up, up, up, out,
and then pop.
656
00:45:19,833 --> 00:45:22,233
But what do you do?
You put it back in your mouth.
657
00:45:22,403 --> 00:45:25,600
Back into the system.
And it has to start all over again.
658
00:45:25,773 --> 00:45:26,797
I'm sorry.
659
00:45:27,941 --> 00:45:31,172
Mankind has been evolving
too many millennia for you to reingest--
660
00:45:31,345 --> 00:45:32,972
Okay!
661
00:45:33,814 --> 00:45:35,805
Go wash your hands
with antibacterial soap.
662
00:45:35,983 --> 00:45:38,417
-And make sure you use the--
-Antiseptic wipes?
663
00:45:38,585 --> 00:45:41,110
Yes, the wipes. And...
664
00:45:43,957 --> 00:45:46,391
...I'm gonna go take a nap.
665
00:45:54,134 --> 00:45:57,626
Excuse you. How can you be late
to school when it's in your own house?
666
00:45:57,805 --> 00:46:00,205
NOSE:
I was getting my calculator.
667
00:46:00,574 --> 00:46:03,168
-What's that?
-It's just some kind of rock.
668
00:46:03,343 --> 00:46:05,937
You can have it if you want.
It's been decontaminated.
669
00:46:14,588 --> 00:46:18,388
Okay, well, today we're gonna do
fractional inconsistencies.
670
00:46:26,266 --> 00:46:29,360
NOSE: What's it like out there today?
-Don't you look out the window?
671
00:46:29,536 --> 00:46:34,439
I have security video screens, but they
don't really show the color of the sky.
672
00:46:35,609 --> 00:46:38,203
You know, you could just go outside.
673
00:46:38,378 --> 00:46:40,403
I mean, a little fresh air won't kill you.
674
00:46:40,581 --> 00:46:43,948
Are you crazy? So-called fresh air
is loaded with pollutants.
675
00:46:44,117 --> 00:46:46,585
On top of that,
you've got the ozone washed in UV...
676
00:46:46,753 --> 00:46:49,221
...allergens and all kinds of impurities.
677
00:46:50,057 --> 00:46:52,184
At least that's what Dad says.
678
00:46:52,359 --> 00:46:53,485
And I agree.
679
00:46:53,660 --> 00:46:54,888
What's up with your dad?
680
00:46:55,062 --> 00:46:59,897
Stress. Something about
a, uh, mitochondrial relay.
681
00:47:00,734 --> 00:47:06,673
I just wish that his inventions worked
the way they were supposed to.
682
00:47:06,840 --> 00:47:08,831
[POWERlNG UP]
683
00:47:13,313 --> 00:47:14,974
[COMPUTER CHlMES]
684
00:47:15,148 --> 00:47:16,240
STACEY:
What's he doing here?
685
00:47:18,018 --> 00:47:19,246
[OVER MONlTOR]
Nose!
686
00:47:20,654 --> 00:47:23,851
You haven't come to visit in almost a year.
I should break your arms.
687
00:47:24,024 --> 00:47:27,323
But it looks like someone beat me to it.
What do you want?
688
00:47:27,494 --> 00:47:31,931
Ah, I'm sorry about that,
but I've lost something very important.
689
00:47:32,099 --> 00:47:35,068
-lt looks like it came in your direction.
-It's not a good time.
690
00:47:38,038 --> 00:47:41,599
It's a rock. It looks like a rainbow
and it's this big.
691
00:47:41,775 --> 00:47:44,141
How would I have it?
I never leave this place.
692
00:47:44,311 --> 00:47:45,505
Gotta go, bye.
693
00:47:47,848 --> 00:47:49,975
Ugh, he's a virus. Okay, back to work.
694
00:47:50,150 --> 00:47:51,640
I know he's your brother, but--
695
00:47:51,818 --> 00:47:55,549
Yeah, he's been my personal parasite
since he wiggled out of the womb.
696
00:48:02,663 --> 00:48:03,687
What was that?
697
00:48:03,864 --> 00:48:06,890
Dad's breaking things in the lab again.
Let me go check on him.
698
00:48:13,340 --> 00:48:14,466
Help me up.
699
00:48:14,641 --> 00:48:16,734
What are you doing?
He said he didn't have it.
700
00:48:16,910 --> 00:48:19,640
TOE: Well, he must've been lying.
-How can you tell?
701
00:48:19,813 --> 00:48:22,714
-Because his lips were moving.
-Are you crazy?
702
00:48:22,916 --> 00:48:27,216
We have to get that rock back
or else nothing will ever be right again.
703
00:48:27,387 --> 00:48:29,378
[ALARM BEEPlNG]
704
00:48:30,757 --> 00:48:34,193
No, no, no!
You'll contaminate my house.
705
00:48:35,462 --> 00:48:37,020
Dad?
706
00:48:40,334 --> 00:48:42,325
[GROWLlNG]
707
00:48:54,615 --> 00:48:55,639
-What--
TOE & LOOGlE: Aah!
708
00:48:55,816 --> 00:48:58,478
--are contaminators doing in my ho--?
709
00:48:59,686 --> 00:49:02,052
You? You gave me this headache.
710
00:49:02,222 --> 00:49:05,453
You and that rock
almost ruined last night.
711
00:49:05,626 --> 00:49:09,460
Here. Wipe yourselves down right now.
Immediately. Turn around.
712
00:49:09,630 --> 00:49:12,690
Give me your foot.
Oh, look at that. Filthy.
713
00:49:12,866 --> 00:49:14,333
[TOE GROANS
THEN NOSEWORTHY GRUNTS]
714
00:49:14,501 --> 00:49:17,026
Toby, what are you doing here?
You want me to lose my job?
715
00:49:18,005 --> 00:49:20,371
Well, hello. I'm Loogie.
716
00:49:23,543 --> 00:49:26,808
-There's something in there.
-What is that rock doing in my house?
717
00:49:26,980 --> 00:49:28,777
Nose, give me that rock now.
718
00:49:29,249 --> 00:49:32,047
NOSEWORTHY: No, no, no,
out of the house. Get it out of here.
719
00:49:32,219 --> 00:49:34,153
Get it out, out, out. Move it.
720
00:49:43,296 --> 00:49:46,754
That's the second time
that rock's been eaten.
721
00:49:55,308 --> 00:49:56,900
What is that thing?
722
00:49:57,077 --> 00:49:58,772
My booger.
723
00:49:59,513 --> 00:50:02,778
STACEY: You pulled that out of your nose?
NOSE: Uh....
724
00:50:03,717 --> 00:50:04,809
Ew.
725
00:50:04,985 --> 00:50:09,922
I've told you a million times
not to pick your nose.
726
00:50:10,924 --> 00:50:11,982
See what happens?
727
00:50:15,295 --> 00:50:18,287
Your invention works.
My wish came true.
728
00:50:18,765 --> 00:50:21,598
It does, doesn't it?
729
00:50:23,537 --> 00:50:24,697
But wait a minute.
730
00:50:24,871 --> 00:50:29,001
It must've tripped the chromosomal relay
on the cell regulator, but that means...
731
00:50:29,176 --> 00:50:30,200
[ALL YELP]
732
00:50:30,377 --> 00:50:32,436
...it's gotta keep feeding to stay intact.
733
00:50:32,612 --> 00:50:33,874
NOSE:
So basically...
734
00:50:34,448 --> 00:50:38,111
...all those years you told me
not to eat my boogers?
735
00:50:39,486 --> 00:50:42,284
Yes, now your booger
is trying to eat you.
736
00:50:44,191 --> 00:50:46,921
BOYS: Aah!
-Decontamination chamber! Run!
737
00:50:48,462 --> 00:50:50,953
TOE:
Wait! We gotta go back for the rock!
738
00:50:51,131 --> 00:50:53,497
LOOGlE:
Forget it, we've lost this round.
739
00:50:53,700 --> 00:50:58,000
Son, you get them out of here. I've gotta
go back for the cellular devolumizer.
740
00:51:11,585 --> 00:51:14,145
NOSE:
One at a time. One at a time.
741
00:51:16,556 --> 00:51:18,046
Ladies first.
742
00:51:22,696 --> 00:51:25,961
COMPUTER: You are now leaving the safe,
sterile environment of our home.
743
00:51:27,768 --> 00:51:29,929
Well, hello, again.
744
00:51:30,537 --> 00:51:31,561
You're next.
745
00:51:35,842 --> 00:51:37,833
I-- I gotta get the rock!
746
00:51:41,214 --> 00:51:42,238
[SHUDDERS]
747
00:51:42,415 --> 00:51:44,542
Nose, help him. Do something.
He's gonna die. Help Toe.
748
00:51:44,718 --> 00:51:47,050
Think, think, think.
749
00:51:47,220 --> 00:51:49,051
Your booger's warm.
750
00:51:56,029 --> 00:51:58,224
If you eat my friend...
751
00:51:59,032 --> 00:52:02,798
...I'll eat yours.
752
00:52:02,969 --> 00:52:03,993
[BOOGER GASPS]
753
00:52:04,171 --> 00:52:06,298
Believe me, he will.
754
00:52:06,873 --> 00:52:08,966
Uh-huh.
755
00:52:10,977 --> 00:52:12,171
[TOE YELLS]
756
00:52:17,717 --> 00:52:19,116
Come on.
757
00:52:24,224 --> 00:52:25,816
Come on! What are you waiting for?
758
00:52:25,992 --> 00:52:28,426
I haven't been outside in years.
I'm afraid.
759
00:52:29,496 --> 00:52:30,554
Nose!
760
00:52:30,997 --> 00:52:34,330
I know, I know. But I'm just not ready.
761
00:52:35,836 --> 00:52:38,100
Okay, now I'm ready!
762
00:52:38,939 --> 00:52:40,839
[ALL SCREAMlNG]
763
00:52:44,177 --> 00:52:45,439
Dad!
764
00:52:49,349 --> 00:52:50,373
[GRUNTS]
765
00:52:51,251 --> 00:52:52,275
[GROANS]
766
00:53:00,527 --> 00:53:02,620
[TOE & LOOGlE SCREAMlNG]
767
00:53:05,131 --> 00:53:06,155
[WHlMPERS]
768
00:53:21,348 --> 00:53:22,372
Are you okay?
769
00:53:23,049 --> 00:53:25,711
-He's not breathing.
-Breathe, Nose, breathe.
770
00:53:25,886 --> 00:53:29,788
If a giant booger monster couldn't kill you,
what's a breath of fresh air gonna do?
771
00:53:29,990 --> 00:53:32,322
-Breathe!
-Breathe!
772
00:53:32,492 --> 00:53:34,483
[GASPlNG]
773
00:53:35,795 --> 00:53:38,229
I can breathe! I did it!
774
00:53:38,398 --> 00:53:39,729
[NOSE LAUGHS]
775
00:53:42,202 --> 00:53:44,136
[STAMMERS]
It was nice seeing you, Nose.
776
00:53:44,304 --> 00:53:46,636
I promise I'll call you!
777
00:53:48,808 --> 00:53:50,969
Dad, can you believe it?
778
00:53:51,144 --> 00:53:54,807
No, I can't.
This is gonna make a great specimen.
779
00:53:54,981 --> 00:53:56,005
[GROANS]
780
00:53:56,182 --> 00:53:59,845
I mean us. We're outside. We're okay.
781
00:54:00,020 --> 00:54:03,080
You're right. I didn't explode.
782
00:54:03,256 --> 00:54:07,317
Huh. I'm gonna have to rethink
my theory of instant exposure.
783
00:54:07,527 --> 00:54:09,427
But what do you have to say about this?
784
00:54:10,730 --> 00:54:11,822
Bad booger.
785
00:54:11,998 --> 00:54:13,556
Hey.
786
00:54:13,900 --> 00:54:17,961
I mean, no more picking
and from now on...
787
00:54:18,138 --> 00:54:20,868
-...antiseptic wipes.
-Antiseptic wipes.
788
00:54:21,041 --> 00:54:22,065
Good.
789
00:54:23,276 --> 00:54:25,267
[SNARLlNG]
790
00:54:29,015 --> 00:54:31,609
TOE:
I got ahead of myself again.
791
00:54:32,218 --> 00:54:33,446
But I just remembered...
792
00:54:33,620 --> 00:54:36,555
...how the rock changed
my mom and dad.
793
00:54:37,991 --> 00:54:40,425
Boy, did it ever.
794
00:54:41,962 --> 00:54:43,259
[BOX BEEPS]
795
00:54:45,365 --> 00:54:48,664
Your parents are coming to the costume
party at my dad's house tonight.
796
00:54:48,835 --> 00:54:51,099
-I know.
-You coming too?
797
00:54:51,271 --> 00:54:52,363
No.
798
00:54:53,173 --> 00:54:55,471
-Good.
-Bye.
799
00:54:55,642 --> 00:54:57,405
HELVETlCA [OVER PHONE]:
Wait!
800
00:54:57,577 --> 00:54:59,841
-Have you told them about me?
TOE: What would I tell them?
801
00:55:00,013 --> 00:55:03,608
Mom, Dad, there's a girl at my school
who stuffs me in a trash can every day.
802
00:55:03,783 --> 00:55:07,947
-You know, the one who broke my arms.
-Heh, that's funny.
803
00:55:08,121 --> 00:55:11,147
Don't come over
and don't say anything about me.
804
00:55:11,324 --> 00:55:14,919
I won't say anything about you.
805
00:55:15,295 --> 00:55:16,785
[BOX BEEPS]
806
00:55:18,498 --> 00:55:21,763
Oh, you're texting me hugs and kisses.
807
00:55:21,935 --> 00:55:24,995
Why don't you just kiss me?
We're in the same room together.
808
00:55:25,171 --> 00:55:27,935
Why are you texting me?
What happened to two people talking?
809
00:55:28,108 --> 00:55:32,511
Maybe this doesn't apply to Team B, but
Team A lives in a fast-paced, 24/7 world.
810
00:55:32,679 --> 00:55:36,046
These gadgets, made by the company
we work for, are to keep us connected.
811
00:55:36,216 --> 00:55:39,913
But we're disconnected. Don't you see?
812
00:55:40,086 --> 00:55:42,850
It needs to work better.
Or we need to work better.
813
00:55:43,023 --> 00:55:44,923
We don't even know
who our son's girlfriend is.
814
00:55:45,091 --> 00:55:46,353
DAD:
So we just spy on him.
815
00:55:46,526 --> 00:55:49,461
That's a new feature I'm adding:
spy on your kids. I'll have an answer.
816
00:55:49,629 --> 00:55:51,529
That's not a relationship.
817
00:55:51,865 --> 00:55:55,767
-You want me to put it away?
-No, I didn't say that.
818
00:55:56,169 --> 00:55:59,935
I like my phone, e-mail, text messages,
movies, music, ham radio.
819
00:56:00,106 --> 00:56:02,131
It's the world at my fingertips. I just--
820
00:56:03,143 --> 00:56:04,167
[BOX CHlMES]
821
00:56:04,344 --> 00:56:06,710
It's just I've...
822
00:56:06,880 --> 00:56:08,472
...got mail.
823
00:56:09,149 --> 00:56:10,173
[BOX CHlMES]
824
00:56:14,687 --> 00:56:15,881
[BOXES CHlME AND RlNG]
825
00:56:16,056 --> 00:56:17,887
-Don't open that.
-Don't get that.
826
00:56:21,795 --> 00:56:22,989
[BOXES CHlME AND RlNG]
827
00:56:23,163 --> 00:56:25,688
DAD: I really have to take this.
MOM: I really have to get this.
828
00:56:25,865 --> 00:56:27,958
See, you proved my point.
829
00:56:29,869 --> 00:56:32,360
I still think we ought to be closer.
830
00:56:39,012 --> 00:56:41,845
[BOX BEEPlNG]
831
00:56:49,556 --> 00:56:50,989
Mom?
832
00:56:51,624 --> 00:56:53,592
-What are you doing?
-Um....
833
00:56:53,760 --> 00:56:54,852
I was just--
834
00:56:58,798 --> 00:57:00,993
I was just looking for my compact.
835
00:57:01,501 --> 00:57:02,525
What do you think?
836
00:57:03,303 --> 00:57:07,000
Miss Communication. Get it?
837
00:57:07,173 --> 00:57:08,265
It fits.
838
00:57:08,875 --> 00:57:12,436
We'll be home after bedtime.
Take it easy on your sister.
839
00:57:23,089 --> 00:57:24,522
You look stupid.
840
00:57:24,691 --> 00:57:26,124
So do you.
841
00:57:26,292 --> 00:57:30,285
What did I tell you two?
That's not how you treat people.
842
00:57:30,463 --> 00:57:33,796
Courtesy, consideration, respect.
843
00:57:34,634 --> 00:57:37,228
You know it. Now do it.
844
00:57:37,403 --> 00:57:38,961
-Yes, Dad.
-Yes, Dad.
845
00:57:40,039 --> 00:57:42,269
Stop calling me!
846
00:57:42,442 --> 00:57:43,602
I never call you.
847
00:57:43,776 --> 00:57:45,038
Loogie?
848
00:57:45,211 --> 00:57:47,202
I figured out
where your friends came from.
849
00:57:47,480 --> 00:57:50,381
[OVER PHONE]
It was a rock, a rainbow-colored rock.
850
00:57:50,550 --> 00:57:52,484
You make a wish
and then it comes true.
851
00:57:52,652 --> 00:57:54,984
[OVER PHONE]
You must have found it. Where is it?
852
00:57:58,024 --> 00:58:00,288
-Mom.
LOOGlE: Hello?
853
00:58:02,095 --> 00:58:03,585
I'm not your mom.
854
00:58:03,963 --> 00:58:07,626
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
But you growing is not important, okay?
855
00:58:07,800 --> 00:58:09,734
I don't care how big your feet are now.
856
00:58:12,205 --> 00:58:14,196
Remember our honeymoon?
857
00:58:16,276 --> 00:58:18,176
I gotta take this call.
858
00:58:18,344 --> 00:58:21,836
If I can get this guy onboard,
I can make all our wishes come true.
859
00:58:23,183 --> 00:58:25,117
-Tulum.
-Right.
860
00:58:25,285 --> 00:58:26,809
We could go back there, you know.
861
00:58:26,986 --> 00:58:29,853
There's no phones, no emails,
no text messaging, no Black Box.
862
00:58:30,023 --> 00:58:31,456
It's just the two of us.
863
00:58:31,624 --> 00:58:35,822
We did yoga together.
We did yoga together. We had bala--
864
00:58:36,763 --> 00:58:40,062
Call dropped. Stupid phone feature.
865
00:58:40,233 --> 00:58:42,258
Meh, he'll call back.
866
00:58:42,435 --> 00:58:44,630
MOM:
A little help up here, pal.
867
00:58:52,445 --> 00:58:54,470
I just wish we were closer.
868
00:58:54,647 --> 00:58:55,671
Right.
869
00:58:55,848 --> 00:58:57,145
[DOORBELL RlNGS]
870
00:58:57,483 --> 00:59:00,247
-Really close.
-Mm-hm.
871
00:59:04,591 --> 00:59:06,525
What just happened?
872
00:59:08,094 --> 00:59:09,118
[MOM GASPS]
873
00:59:09,295 --> 00:59:10,956
-We can't go in there!
-Of course we can't!
874
00:59:11,130 --> 00:59:13,655
How is Mr. Black gonna take me seriously
wearing your dress?
875
00:59:13,833 --> 00:59:15,425
Someone's coming!
876
00:59:17,503 --> 00:59:19,164
[BOTH GRUNT]
877
00:59:19,339 --> 00:59:21,102
Shh!
878
00:59:25,812 --> 00:59:28,076
Helvetica, someone rang the doorbell
and ran off.
879
00:59:28,248 --> 00:59:30,216
Are you making enemies again?
880
00:59:30,383 --> 00:59:32,908
Well, you see, there's this boy--
881
00:59:33,086 --> 00:59:36,487
If they come back, let me handle it.
Not you. Understood?
882
00:59:38,491 --> 00:59:40,425
-Change us back.
-I didn't do this.
883
00:59:40,593 --> 00:59:43,323
You said you wanted us to be closer
and then, zap, we were.
884
00:59:43,496 --> 00:59:44,588
Now change us back.
885
00:59:44,764 --> 00:59:47,198
I want us to be back
the way we were too.
886
00:59:48,101 --> 00:59:51,298
You must have done something wrong.
Typical B-Team work.
887
00:59:51,504 --> 00:59:54,564
-Somebody's trying to teach us a lesson.
-About what, anatomy?
888
00:59:54,741 --> 00:59:55,833
[BOX BEEPlNG]
889
00:59:56,009 --> 01:00:00,309
-That's me. That's my guy. I can't--
-Let it go to voicemail, for crying out loud.
890
01:00:00,480 --> 01:00:02,175
I've been waiting for this call all night.
891
01:00:02,348 --> 01:00:03,372
[DOOR OPENS THEN CLOSES]
892
01:00:12,225 --> 01:00:13,283
What you looking for?
893
01:00:13,459 --> 01:00:14,483
Ow!
894
01:00:14,661 --> 01:00:16,253
What did you do that one for?
895
01:00:16,429 --> 01:00:19,227
I warned you to stay away,
Toe Thompson!
896
01:00:19,399 --> 01:00:21,264
-My name is Toby!
-Helvetica.
897
01:00:23,269 --> 01:00:24,395
Why all the shouting?
898
01:00:24,570 --> 01:00:27,664
Oh. Dad, this is Toe. I mean, Toby.
899
01:00:27,840 --> 01:00:30,138
He was just coming by
to bring me my math homework.
900
01:00:31,244 --> 01:00:32,973
Please accept my apologies, young man.
901
01:00:33,146 --> 01:00:36,377
My daughter has the habit of
bringing unwanted attention upon herself.
902
01:00:36,549 --> 01:00:38,278
-Dad.
-Hel.
903
01:00:39,552 --> 01:00:42,521
Take him inside,
put some ice on his head.
904
01:00:42,689 --> 01:00:44,384
We'll talk about this later.
905
01:00:44,557 --> 01:00:45,717
Let's go, Hel.
906
01:00:45,892 --> 01:00:47,416
[HELVETlCA PUNCHES TOE
THEN TOE GRUNTS]
907
01:00:49,462 --> 01:00:51,157
Now stay still.
908
01:00:52,065 --> 01:00:53,657
[TOE GRUNTlNG]
909
01:00:56,002 --> 01:00:57,128
What are you doing here?
910
01:00:58,771 --> 01:01:01,968
Came here to get my mom's purse.
911
01:01:03,710 --> 01:01:06,235
-Thanks for the ice. Bye.
-Wait. Don't go.
912
01:01:06,412 --> 01:01:07,811
Let go of the wishing rock.
913
01:01:07,980 --> 01:01:09,004
[TOE GRUNTS]
914
01:01:09,182 --> 01:01:11,844
-Wishing rock? How does it work?
-I said fishing rock.
915
01:01:12,018 --> 01:01:13,178
[GASPS]
916
01:01:17,457 --> 01:01:19,448
[MOANlNG]
917
01:01:20,193 --> 01:01:22,252
Heh, heh. Two points.
918
01:01:22,428 --> 01:01:25,727
You stupid excuse for a brother.
919
01:01:25,898 --> 01:01:30,494
I wish you were
a stupid little dung beetle.
920
01:01:34,107 --> 01:01:35,199
[MOM GASPS]
921
01:01:35,375 --> 01:01:36,433
Did you see that?
922
01:01:36,876 --> 01:01:37,900
Wow.
923
01:01:39,512 --> 01:01:40,536
[GRUNTS]
924
01:01:43,015 --> 01:01:46,348
-We have to go get that rock.
-And how are we gonna do that?
925
01:01:46,519 --> 01:01:47,543
[DOORBELL RlNGS]
926
01:01:48,354 --> 01:01:51,346
BLACK: Mr. and Mrs. Thompson,
excellent costume.
927
01:01:51,858 --> 01:01:54,850
Pity we aren't giving out prizes.
Come in.
928
01:01:56,195 --> 01:01:57,355
[MOM CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY]
929
01:01:58,264 --> 01:01:59,891
BLACK:
Wait a minute.
930
01:02:02,268 --> 01:02:05,294
-Aren't you on opposing teams?
-Yes.
931
01:02:05,872 --> 01:02:09,205
But I'm still his better half, so....
932
01:02:09,375 --> 01:02:11,002
"Miscommunication."
933
01:02:12,111 --> 01:02:13,703
Our theme for the night.
934
01:02:13,880 --> 01:02:17,509
If you would please join the others,
I'll be addressing everyone shortly.
935
01:02:22,388 --> 01:02:26,017
So far, so good.
Nobody's really noticed us.
936
01:02:26,192 --> 01:02:27,216
Just don't trip.
937
01:02:27,393 --> 01:02:28,417
[BOTH YELP]
938
01:02:31,130 --> 01:02:32,563
I'm gonna change you back.
939
01:02:32,732 --> 01:02:36,964
Just stay here so you don't get squished
and quit your whining.
940
01:02:37,637 --> 01:02:39,537
Give me my rock back.
941
01:02:39,705 --> 01:02:41,605
HELVETlCA:
My brother's a bug.
942
01:02:41,774 --> 01:02:43,036
So, what's new?
943
01:02:44,410 --> 01:02:46,275
The rock's out there somewhere.
944
01:02:46,446 --> 01:02:49,609
Stay here while I go get it.
945
01:02:49,782 --> 01:02:54,879
Nope. We go together.
Like Siamese twins.
946
01:02:55,054 --> 01:02:56,749
I'll need everyone's attention.
947
01:02:56,989 --> 01:03:02,291
The fate of Version X of the Black Box
lies in the hands of two teams.
948
01:03:02,462 --> 01:03:05,590
I made a promise to myself
and more importantly the world...
949
01:03:05,765 --> 01:03:08,427
...that I would never release
an upgrade...
950
01:03:08,601 --> 01:03:11,729
...that didn't meet
our highest standards of wow.
951
01:03:12,705 --> 01:03:16,539
The winning team will be showered
with accolades...
952
01:03:16,709 --> 01:03:19,940
...and the losers get a one-way ticket
to Canned City.
953
01:03:20,112 --> 01:03:22,171
-I'll need the representatives...
-That's us.
954
01:03:22,348 --> 01:03:25,078
...from Team A and Team B
to step up here now.
955
01:03:29,288 --> 01:03:31,381
Can you stand a little further apart?
956
01:03:31,557 --> 01:03:35,357
We can't very well fire just one of you
if you're standing together as one.
957
01:03:52,245 --> 01:03:56,045
Keep your friends close,
but your enemies closer, eh?
958
01:03:57,617 --> 01:04:01,075
Now that's the honest go-for-the-throat
spirit I'm talking about.
959
01:04:07,126 --> 01:04:13,793
I wish each and every one of you
had that same go-for-the-throat spirit.
960
01:04:17,537 --> 01:04:20,370
[CROWD SHOUTlNG]
961
01:04:22,942 --> 01:04:23,966
What are you doing?
962
01:04:26,546 --> 01:04:28,036
What's happening?
963
01:04:29,615 --> 01:04:31,606
Have you all gone mad?
964
01:04:45,197 --> 01:04:48,064
-Aah! My back is going out.
MOM: No, your back is not going out.
965
01:04:48,234 --> 01:04:49,724
[DAD GRUNTS]
966
01:04:52,071 --> 01:04:53,368
[MOM GASPS]
967
01:04:55,274 --> 01:04:57,834
Thompson!
Do you know what's happening?
968
01:04:58,511 --> 01:05:01,947
I believe Team A has discovered
the solution to the upgrade problem.
969
01:05:02,114 --> 01:05:04,514
That's the solution
to our little problem, remember?
970
01:05:05,952 --> 01:05:07,419
We've got the rock now, Dad.
971
01:05:07,587 --> 01:05:09,851
We can have anything we want.
972
01:05:10,022 --> 01:05:11,182
Just wish for it.
973
01:05:11,357 --> 01:05:13,416
This is all your doing,
isn't it, young lady?
974
01:05:13,593 --> 01:05:14,890
No, Dad, just listen.
975
01:05:15,061 --> 01:05:20,089
We're here to talk about a box!
A Black Box, not a round colorful rock.
976
01:05:20,266 --> 01:05:22,598
This box needs to be able
to do everything.
977
01:05:22,768 --> 01:05:24,668
That's what this does.
978
01:05:24,837 --> 01:05:27,772
That's the last straw. Helvetica,
go to your room, don't ever come out!
979
01:05:27,940 --> 01:05:32,343
No! I wish you would
just listen to me for a change.
980
01:05:39,752 --> 01:05:42,243
I wish these casts were off.
981
01:05:44,090 --> 01:05:46,115
Not his, just mine.
982
01:05:48,561 --> 01:05:49,585
Shh!
983
01:05:50,696 --> 01:05:53,256
I wish for a rocket bike.
984
01:05:56,869 --> 01:05:59,133
I know what it's like
to feel that no one's listening.
985
01:05:59,305 --> 01:06:00,602
That no one's your friend.
986
01:06:01,974 --> 01:06:03,669
But Helvetica...
987
01:06:03,843 --> 01:06:05,640
...I'm your friend.
988
01:06:06,245 --> 01:06:08,145
I don't need friends.
989
01:06:11,717 --> 01:06:13,742
See you, stooges.
990
01:06:31,237 --> 01:06:33,068
We're not riding that.
991
01:06:40,513 --> 01:06:43,414
MOM:
See? Teamwork. Togetherness.
992
01:06:43,582 --> 01:06:44,776
We're connecting.
993
01:06:51,657 --> 01:06:52,783
[BRAKES SCREECH]
994
01:06:52,958 --> 01:06:54,448
[YELLlNG]
995
01:06:56,462 --> 01:06:57,827
[GRUNTS]
996
01:06:57,997 --> 01:07:00,090
Would you look at that?
997
01:07:00,266 --> 01:07:01,631
[MOANlNG]
998
01:07:03,636 --> 01:07:05,069
[MOM GASPS]
999
01:07:05,738 --> 01:07:08,002
-Turn left.
-My left or your left?
1000
01:07:08,174 --> 01:07:10,039
MOM:
It's the same thing, isn't it?
1001
01:07:10,209 --> 01:07:12,200
[MOM MOANlNG]
1002
01:07:19,518 --> 01:07:22,885
MOM:
We are so not connected.
1003
01:07:52,151 --> 01:07:55,985
I wish you were all back to normal!
1004
01:08:07,967 --> 01:08:09,958
Well, obviously someone spiked
the Kool-Aid.
1005
01:08:10,136 --> 01:08:11,160
[DOORBELL RlNGS]
1006
01:08:11,337 --> 01:08:13,328
You'll remember none of this
in the morning.
1007
01:08:17,977 --> 01:08:20,775
Give me that rock back.
1008
01:08:21,881 --> 01:08:26,909
Or I'll break every other bone
in your body.
1009
01:08:27,787 --> 01:08:29,379
You wish.
1010
01:08:38,864 --> 01:08:42,630
Where is that funny little stone
of yours?
1011
01:08:42,802 --> 01:08:45,293
That idiot threw it...
1012
01:08:45,471 --> 01:08:48,497
...clear over there somewhere.
1013
01:08:49,441 --> 01:08:51,033
Did he?
1014
01:08:58,384 --> 01:09:01,876
Guess we're back
to our old separate selves.
1015
01:09:02,054 --> 01:09:03,351
We don't have to be.
1016
01:09:03,522 --> 01:09:06,514
-That rock could have gotten one of us--
-We don't need the rock.
1017
01:09:06,692 --> 01:09:09,684
We just have to go to Mr. Black
and tell him no competing teams.
1018
01:09:09,862 --> 01:09:12,797
We are not gonna work
against each other anymore.
1019
01:09:15,201 --> 01:09:18,329
Two heads are better than one.
1020
01:09:18,504 --> 01:09:20,096
Strike a balance?
1021
01:09:21,207 --> 01:09:22,731
Connected?
1022
01:09:23,776 --> 01:09:25,141
Completely.
1023
01:09:25,311 --> 01:09:26,801
[BOXES BEEPlNG AND RlNGlNG]
1024
01:09:26,979 --> 01:09:28,776
[lN UNlSON]
Don't get that.
1025
01:09:28,948 --> 01:09:30,245
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
1026
01:09:30,416 --> 01:09:32,247
[lN UNlSON]
I won't.
1027
01:09:38,457 --> 01:09:40,891
TOE:
All right, you get the idea.
1028
01:09:41,060 --> 01:09:43,995
They learned their lesson
and decided that from now on...
1029
01:09:44,163 --> 01:09:46,427
...they would truly stand together.
1030
01:09:48,234 --> 01:09:51,203
They were gonna need it
where they were headed.
1031
01:09:52,304 --> 01:09:53,771
We all were.
1032
01:10:00,446 --> 01:10:02,505
-Breathe!
-Breathe!
1033
01:10:02,681 --> 01:10:04,546
[GASPlNG]
1034
01:10:08,687 --> 01:10:10,177
It was nice seeing you, Nose.
1035
01:10:10,356 --> 01:10:13,052
I promise I'll call you!
1036
01:10:13,225 --> 01:10:16,820
TOE: Can't believe we got the rock.
-I know. What should we wish for first?
1037
01:10:16,996 --> 01:10:19,123
First I wish these casts were off.
1038
01:10:21,333 --> 01:10:23,392
The rock's potential is bigger than us.
1039
01:10:23,569 --> 01:10:26,129
We gotta be careful and start by-- Aah!
1040
01:10:28,607 --> 01:10:30,666
Handing it over to me.
1041
01:10:30,843 --> 01:10:35,109
Cole. I think we're gonna need
another trash can.
1042
01:10:35,281 --> 01:10:36,805
It must be Christmas.
1043
01:10:36,982 --> 01:10:41,248
-Hey, she has a rock just like ours.
-That is ours, you dummy.
1044
01:10:42,454 --> 01:10:44,251
-Hey, guys.
HELVETlCA: Look who it is.
1045
01:10:44,423 --> 01:10:47,551
Everybody's favorite
booger-eating germophobe.
1046
01:10:47,726 --> 01:10:49,887
What are you doing outside, bubble boy?
1047
01:10:50,062 --> 01:10:52,997
Yeah. What did you wish for, guts?
1048
01:10:53,465 --> 01:10:56,059
No. He came out on his own.
1049
01:10:56,235 --> 01:10:59,033
He didn't need the rock. Ew.
1050
01:10:59,738 --> 01:11:02,673
That's right, I'm not afraid
of anything anymore.
1051
01:11:02,841 --> 01:11:04,399
Not even you, typeface.
1052
01:11:04,576 --> 01:11:06,567
[SlRENS WAlLlNG]
1053
01:11:19,725 --> 01:11:21,590
Put the rock on the ground
and step away.
1054
01:11:21,760 --> 01:11:23,955
Dad, what are you doing?
1055
01:11:24,129 --> 01:11:26,962
-Grab the rock and make a wish.
BLACK: It's all for the best, Helvetica.
1056
01:11:27,132 --> 01:11:30,192
Uh-uh. My wishes keep backfiring.
You do it.
1057
01:11:31,770 --> 01:11:33,704
Get it! Helvetica! Do whatever it takes!
1058
01:11:33,872 --> 01:11:37,103
-I thought you told me not to be a bully.
-It's not bullying if you win.
1059
01:11:37,276 --> 01:11:39,039
Oh, I hate being told what to do.
1060
01:11:39,845 --> 01:11:41,403
Should we follow them, sir?
1061
01:11:41,580 --> 01:11:42,877
I know where they're going.
1062
01:11:43,048 --> 01:11:44,481
NOSE:
I wish-- I wish--
1063
01:11:45,417 --> 01:11:47,476
I wish I could fly!
1064
01:11:52,825 --> 01:11:55,919
-I got it.
-Where could he be?
1065
01:11:56,095 --> 01:12:00,156
He'll be fine. I'm sure he's just out
playing with his new friends.
1066
01:12:00,366 --> 01:12:02,425
[ALL SCREAMlNG]
1067
01:12:05,237 --> 01:12:07,467
LASER: You'll never get it.
LOOGlE: It's my rock.
1068
01:12:07,639 --> 01:12:10,267
LASER: No, it's not.
LUG: Give it to me.
1069
01:12:10,442 --> 01:12:12,069
LASER:
I wish for really long arms.
1070
01:12:16,582 --> 01:12:18,812
I wish to disappear.
1071
01:12:18,984 --> 01:12:20,178
She's invisible.
1072
01:12:22,488 --> 01:12:25,651
TOE:
Get it. Run. Hurry up.
1073
01:12:34,433 --> 01:12:37,334
Reverse invisibility
and arms back to normal.
1074
01:12:41,340 --> 01:12:45,401
You know, I always did like you, Laser.
1075
01:12:45,577 --> 01:12:46,601
Really?
1076
01:12:46,779 --> 01:12:47,803
[LASER GRUNTS]
1077
01:12:47,980 --> 01:12:49,004
Liked.
1078
01:12:49,314 --> 01:12:50,542
[CHUCKLES]
1079
01:12:50,716 --> 01:12:52,013
Curbside delivery.
1080
01:12:52,184 --> 01:12:53,913
Uh, gather round.
1081
01:12:54,086 --> 01:12:55,348
You'll wanna hear this.
1082
01:12:56,221 --> 01:12:57,483
You're all fired.
1083
01:12:57,656 --> 01:13:00,682
This small stone is
the ultimate Black Box...
1084
01:13:00,859 --> 01:13:03,157
...the only upgrade we'll ever need.
1085
01:13:03,328 --> 01:13:04,852
Wait. Why even bother?
1086
01:13:05,030 --> 01:13:07,055
I could just forget about the business
altogether...
1087
01:13:07,232 --> 01:13:10,463
...and simply wish
for a giant pile of money.
1088
01:13:10,903 --> 01:13:12,666
[BLACK LAUGHlNG]
1089
01:13:19,378 --> 01:13:22,211
You see, black becomes colorful...
1090
01:13:22,381 --> 01:13:26,818
...square becomes round
and you become obsolete!
1091
01:13:26,985 --> 01:13:30,512
I've got all I need right here.
1092
01:13:30,689 --> 01:13:31,747
But what about me, Dad?
1093
01:13:32,458 --> 01:13:37,225
Oh. Well, you, okay. You can come too.
And you too, Cole.
1094
01:13:41,133 --> 01:13:44,660
Come on, Dad. You must be joking.
1095
01:13:44,837 --> 01:13:49,206
My girl, I wish I were.
1096
01:13:52,444 --> 01:13:54,071
[SCREAMlNG]
1097
01:14:01,520 --> 01:14:05,149
Wish me down.
I'm rehiring you at double your salary.
1098
01:14:05,324 --> 01:14:08,919
I don't need your money, Mr. Black.
I've got the rock.
1099
01:14:09,094 --> 01:14:13,190
The adults are gonna wreck this place
for sure. We gotta stop them.
1100
01:14:13,365 --> 01:14:14,923
-Right.
-Right.
1101
01:14:15,100 --> 01:14:16,965
Stay back! Stay back!
1102
01:14:18,604 --> 01:14:21,971
I wish I were--
1103
01:14:22,141 --> 01:14:24,268
An Oscar Mayer wiener!
1104
01:14:32,417 --> 01:14:33,441
[BLACK GASPS]
1105
01:14:33,619 --> 01:14:36,782
You! I'll give you $10
if you help me down.
1106
01:14:36,955 --> 01:14:38,445
-All right.
BLACK: Gingerly.
1107
01:14:45,097 --> 01:14:46,257
John?
1108
01:14:47,933 --> 01:14:50,800
Hey. You got your wish.
1109
01:14:50,969 --> 01:14:52,732
I'm all grown up.
1110
01:15:02,114 --> 01:15:04,241
Well, hello, I'm Loogie.
1111
01:15:04,416 --> 01:15:05,781
Also known as:
1112
01:15:05,951 --> 01:15:07,509
[HACKS]
1113
01:15:09,721 --> 01:15:11,245
Enough.
1114
01:15:15,727 --> 01:15:20,630
I wish that I were
the most powerful thing...
1115
01:15:21,066 --> 01:15:23,398
...in the entire world.
1116
01:15:47,793 --> 01:15:49,784
[CROWD YELLlNG]
1117
01:15:55,634 --> 01:15:58,865
We have to take turns
using the rock to stop him.
1118
01:15:59,037 --> 01:16:02,973
-Cole, he's our dad, so you and me first.
-What?
1119
01:16:03,141 --> 01:16:05,871
HELVETlCA: He needs our help.
He's become drunk with power.
1120
01:16:07,479 --> 01:16:11,245
I wish I were a giant wasp.
1121
01:16:11,416 --> 01:16:13,782
Male stuffing!
1122
01:16:20,125 --> 01:16:22,923
I wish I was a giant....
1123
01:16:27,299 --> 01:16:29,324
HELVETlCA:
Stuff, stuff, stuff.
1124
01:16:31,236 --> 01:16:36,503
Missed me. Missed me.
I'll teach you to listen to your Helvetica.
1125
01:16:37,476 --> 01:16:39,000
Dung beetle?
1126
01:16:40,679 --> 01:16:42,943
All right, Dad, here I come.
1127
01:16:43,849 --> 01:16:48,513
BLACK:
How dare you attack your father?
1128
01:16:51,790 --> 01:16:52,848
You blinked!
1129
01:16:53,025 --> 01:16:56,517
Thirty-five hours, 15 minutes
and 20 seconds...
1130
01:16:56,695 --> 01:16:58,128
...and you blinked!
1131
01:16:58,297 --> 01:17:01,858
You lose, loser.
1132
01:17:05,470 --> 01:17:08,701
We need backup.
I wish for my alien friends.
1133
01:17:20,852 --> 01:17:23,320
I wish for my crocodile army.
1134
01:17:26,658 --> 01:17:27,716
[CROWD SCREAMlNG]
1135
01:17:29,094 --> 01:17:31,654
Bill. There's a baby out there.
1136
01:17:36,301 --> 01:17:38,292
[CROCODlLES SNARLlNG]
1137
01:17:49,981 --> 01:17:51,471
BABY:
Stop.
1138
01:17:58,690 --> 01:18:01,955
-You've made the rock angry.
-What?
1139
01:18:02,127 --> 01:18:06,826
BABY: It has given life to your petty desires,
but you continue to break its laws.
1140
01:18:06,998 --> 01:18:08,863
Why are we listening to a baby?
1141
01:18:09,935 --> 01:18:10,959
[GRUNTS]
1142
01:18:11,136 --> 01:18:14,299
BABY: In your greedy hands,
it could mean the end of the world...
1143
01:18:14,473 --> 01:18:16,634
...even the end of the universe.
1144
01:18:16,808 --> 01:18:19,675
-What' s wrong?
BABY: The rock grows weary.
1145
01:18:19,845 --> 01:18:23,713
It cannot sustain this strain
on its powers.
1146
01:18:28,220 --> 01:18:29,949
[HELVETlCA GRUNTS]
1147
01:18:30,389 --> 01:18:31,617
[COLE GRUNTS]
1148
01:18:33,792 --> 01:18:35,123
[BLACK YELLS]
1149
01:18:36,895 --> 01:18:40,888
We have to get rid of the rock
or it will destroy us all.
1150
01:18:41,066 --> 01:18:42,556
-How?
-I've got it.
1151
01:18:42,734 --> 01:18:45,532
It's something I've been working on
for the latest upgrade...
1152
01:18:45,704 --> 01:18:48,332
-...to extend Black Box battery life.
-Really?
1153
01:18:48,507 --> 01:18:49,872
It's germs.
1154
01:18:50,041 --> 01:18:51,065
ALL:
Germs?
1155
01:18:51,543 --> 01:18:53,272
Dip your hands in.
1156
01:18:53,445 --> 01:18:56,175
LASER: Oh, my gosh.
WOMAN: Ugh, it's warm.
1157
01:18:56,348 --> 01:19:00,580
It collects and magnifies the energy from
the mitochondria in every cell in your body.
1158
01:19:00,752 --> 01:19:02,549
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
1159
01:19:02,721 --> 01:19:03,745
Hold hands.
1160
01:19:03,922 --> 01:19:05,355
ALL:
Ew!
1161
01:19:06,191 --> 01:19:08,659
NOSEWORTHY: Our combined energy
will get rid of the rock...
1162
01:19:08,827 --> 01:19:11,489
...but we must stand together, as one.
1163
01:19:11,663 --> 01:19:14,393
BABY:
We know we have disrespected you.
1164
01:19:14,566 --> 01:19:18,764
Leave us now and we shall pick up
the pieces, learning from our mistakes.
1165
01:19:24,509 --> 01:19:27,501
[ALL YELLlNG]
1166
01:19:43,261 --> 01:19:44,888
[ALL SCREAM]
1167
01:19:49,201 --> 01:19:51,192
[THUNDER CRASHES]
1168
01:20:06,551 --> 01:20:10,715
BABY:
I need a new diaper.
1169
01:20:13,158 --> 01:20:14,819
Over there.
1170
01:20:14,993 --> 01:20:16,961
The rainbow's end.
1171
01:20:17,128 --> 01:20:19,790
Not the end. The beginning.
1172
01:20:19,965 --> 01:20:22,058
For someone else to find.
1173
01:20:22,234 --> 01:20:24,225
Hopefully they'll use it
wiser than we did.
1174
01:20:38,483 --> 01:20:42,510
Mr. Black, we just wanna say both
Team A and Team B will help rebuild.
1175
01:20:42,687 --> 01:20:44,450
MOM:
But not as separate entities.
1176
01:20:44,823 --> 01:20:47,291
The power is in all of us.
1177
01:20:47,459 --> 01:20:50,860
And if we work together,
we can move mountains.
1178
01:20:51,263 --> 01:20:53,458
Or really big rocks.
1179
01:20:53,632 --> 01:20:55,156
Agreed.
1180
01:20:57,135 --> 01:20:58,227
[STACEY GlGGLES]
1181
01:20:58,403 --> 01:21:00,769
Sweet muscles.
1182
01:21:13,518 --> 01:21:16,487
That's not what I had in mind.
1183
01:21:23,128 --> 01:21:25,528
Is this your special friend?
1184
01:21:25,697 --> 01:21:27,358
I'm Helvetica.
1185
01:21:27,532 --> 01:21:29,523
Nice to meet you.
1186
01:21:34,072 --> 01:21:36,506
So we're friends.
1187
01:21:37,409 --> 01:21:40,207
Let's settle for no longer enemies.
1188
01:21:44,549 --> 01:21:47,109
TOE:
So that's pretty much how that week went.
1189
01:21:47,285 --> 01:21:49,719
I made some new friends.
1190
01:21:49,888 --> 01:21:53,346
Loogie and his brothers got
the adventure of their young lives.
1191
01:21:54,659 --> 01:21:57,526
And my parents finally came together.
1192
01:21:58,029 --> 01:22:00,429
For the first time, really.
1193
01:22:00,865 --> 01:22:03,356
Or at least that's how they put it.
1194
01:22:07,138 --> 01:22:10,505
Nose and his dad teamed up
and continued working on experiments...
1195
01:22:10,675 --> 01:22:12,074
...on personal hygiene.
1196
01:22:12,243 --> 01:22:13,437
Which I'm indebted to you for.
1197
01:22:13,612 --> 01:22:18,174
TOE: My dad didn't make partner,
but he and Mr. Black became friends.
1198
01:22:18,350 --> 01:22:21,376
Not best friends, but good friends.
1199
01:22:21,553 --> 01:22:23,885
Seeing as how they might
get to be family someday.
1200
01:22:24,055 --> 01:22:25,818
HELVETlCA:
Um, I didn't agree to that.
1201
01:22:25,991 --> 01:22:28,619
TOE:
Oh, you will. Just wait.
1202
01:22:28,793 --> 01:22:31,227
The Black Box was never perfected.
1203
01:22:31,396 --> 01:22:35,264
In fact, Mr. Black initiated
a top-to-bottom redesign.
1204
01:22:35,433 --> 01:22:38,266
He thought he should do something
to change the world for the better...
1205
01:22:38,436 --> 01:22:41,166
...so he went green.
1206
01:22:41,339 --> 01:22:44,399
But it could never do
what the Rainbow Rock could do.
1207
01:22:44,576 --> 01:22:48,535
And even if it could,
would we really want it?
1208
01:22:48,713 --> 01:22:51,580
Sometimes wishing does make it so.
1209
01:22:51,750 --> 01:22:56,653
But be sure you're wishing for
something worth wishing for.
1210
01:23:00,025 --> 01:23:02,289
TOE:
I wish we were in a Hollywood movie.
1211
01:23:02,460 --> 01:23:05,452
HELVETlCA:
Yeah. Like that's gonna happen.
1212
01:23:45,670 --> 01:23:46,694
[MOM GASPS]
1213
01:24:09,494 --> 01:24:12,327
I wish I had telekinesis!
1214
01:27:44,509 --> 01:27:49,003
BENNETT: Hey, this song that's playing
right now is something I wrote.
1215
01:27:49,180 --> 01:27:51,205
I got my wish.
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