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This is the cosmos as we know it.
Your planet, Earth, the third counting from the sun.
And after the earth, come Mars, Jupiter, Saturn,
Neptune, Uranus and Pluto.
And beyond, in the distance ...
No, no farther. Much further.
Wait ... there.
At the very edge of the galaxy,
is our world
the call planetita
Spenger.
For many decades, I was king of this planet.
People were happy and their lives were good.
But, however, were also a planet of idiots
and one day, the evil villain, bloodthirsty
and feared that our planet had seen
took power, made me a prisoner,
and gave its name to the planet.
His name? Spenger Tod.
Well, help me up.
Hurry. Well, Let me go.
Very well, then it is not exactly reckless
but we certainly took by surprise.
Afire General, how soon?
The death ray is ready, Great.
Excellent.
Did I mention that we were a planet of idiots?
Open the dome.
Spenger put all our resources
to create a weapon ...
the powerful laser beam death.
Its aim:.
Ia destruction of Earth.
Earth, you think so great
so important.
Soon there will be more that space dust,
and my world will be the largest of the universe.
Lord, we calculated the point planet's most vulnerable.
It is a place that earthlings call
Woodland Hills, California.
Woodland Hills.
Show Woodland Hills.
Show me the exact point where almighty stick my death ray.
As you wish, sir.
Wait. Wait, stop.
My God.
It is the most beautiful creature of the universe.
Look at those legs
and these curves,
and how it moves.
Enough, stop it.
Stop torture with those turns lusty.
Oh, goddess of desire.
Affirm,
I have this woman.
But sir, your planet is about to be destroyed.
Then wait a day.
Bring me this woman. Tomorrow will destroy the Earth.
- Yes, sir. - General.
Lord.
What about me?
You are great and powerful, Lord Tod.
Tomorrow, my love ...
tomorrow ...
you'll be mine.
My world and theirs were in grave danger.
This was only the intervention fortuitous
of the two heroes wiser,
most courageous and noble than universe has ever known.
These are your father and I in the Plaza de Ensenada.
Yes, just before they lost luggage.
I tried to do go overboard, but ...
No. Living Waters, sharks, sawfish,
And who knows what else they down there?
The donkey ride. It really broke my back.
That's my kind of place ... no insects, no food crazy ...
Dick.
And that's all. Our trip to Mexico.
Your mother wanted to show them. I told him boring.
- No, we really liked. - Okay.
God, Mom, I can not believe Dad and you take 20 years of marriage.
And how do they get?
Well, well.
You know, sometimes your dad ...
- Was a bit depressed. - Is your back again?
And her stomach, her neck,
and work, of course.
- Poor Daddy. - No need to worry.
I think this little trip to Santa Barbara him happy.
Do you spend your heard Carl, Dad?
- Yes - Yes
Toma.
Eat cake.
Thanks.
I can not eat, it is very oily.
Marge, I can not eat.
Only a snack.
No, Salty.
Toma.
I thought you had a stomach ache for the cake.
Oh, God.
Good night, Marge.
Good night, Dick.
Dick, do not drink carton.
And do not eat grapes, honey. Are for the trip.
How the hell did she ...?
Damn thing. Thanks.
How many things are You and Ms. Nelson?
Well, Carl ...
this is mine ...
and the rest is from my wife.
Pack the Closet and the rest of the house.
I packed everything.
Great romantic weekend, Eh, Dad?
No, it was your mother's idea.
Alan, kill me back. Will you give me a hand?
Alan. "Al?
I have the coffee, dear.
Mom, hotels have coffee.
This is better, I bought luggage shop.
Well, here.
What's in the bag?
Does it? Granola bars,
grapes, raisins,
and apple juice for the trip.
Well, bye, baby.
- Take care. - I promise.
- Carl, you're so sweet. - Goodbye, Miss Nelson.
- Papi. - Behave well, guys.
- Behave well. - Yes, yes.
Dick. Baby, baby.
Do not open the door if you do not know who he is.
- And do not say we left the city. - I swear.
- Do you have all the numbers? - I have it all.
- Thanks, honey. - Well, goodbye.
- Bye, Dad. - Here we go.
- Bye. Bye, Mom. - Goodbye, Miss Nelson.
Goodbye.
Bye, honey.
Goodbye.
Dick, I think I left the iron plugged.
I hope not. On the roof.
Dick, try to have fun this weekend, okay?
Marge, do not want to have fun.
I do not want to go dancing or eating food crazy, I do not want to walk away.
I just want to sit in one place and rest.
Okay.
Look, Dick, is the old way to Ojail.
I always wanted to try it.
Look, do not take a path secondary sucks.
Come on, you might like.
End of discussion. No, no. End of discussion.
That's right. Is not it better the highway?
Yes
Yes
Yes
We are ready, Lord Tod.
Excellent, General.
Activate the magno-ray.
- Heaven. - Dear?
I knew I should not have taken habérselo arrange to Jorge.
- The next time I will go to the seller. - Dick.
What happens to the car?
Wow, is my only bag.
Heavens, the brakes do not work.
My God.
Good grief.
Are we dead?
I think not.
- My God. My God. - Oh, my God, we are floating.
- We are going to die. - No, of course not.
Greetings, Earthlings. I am the emperor ...
I do not go out.
Heavens, what have you, Marge?
- Me? - Yes
Silence.
I think the radio talks.
Right, Marge Nelson.
I thought it was Larry King.
Spenger Tod am the emperor.
Consider entering fortunate my domains
because soon the planet shoddy cease to exist.
Until we meet again, Earthlings.
Enjoy the ride.
This is not happening. This is not happening.
Not happening.
Dick, you see, is Saturn. This is fabulous.
It's so exciting. I can not believe it.
- Saturn. - Marge, what are you doing?
Dick, why are you so unpleasant?
Marge, we're a million miles Earth, I have a quarter tank,
I do not know how we with oil.
Look, we're here. Anyway seize it, right?
Oh, for God's sake.
Do you have photos of Saturn?
No, I ... I have not really ...
Do you have the right opening?
- I'm fine, I'll use the flash. - Does the flash?
Marge, we are in space abroad.
Have you ever took pictures in outer space, Dick?
- No. - That's great.
- Heavens, Marge. - Well, cum a little.
- What? - I want a Saturn you.
No, Marge, do not take my picture. No. ..
"Oh, Marge, oh, Marge"
"Tod's love for you is ..."
Arga, barge loading
Large, Ma ..
"Grande? What kind of ...?
Ah. Grande.
Grande.
"Oh, Marge, oh, Marge"
"Tod's love for you is great "
- Mr. Lord. - "Great ..." What?
The earthling has left the solar system
and approaches to our planet.
Excellent, General.
Prepare it for our presentation.
Put it on him as is the case my queen.
And the man, sir?
You know what to do with it.
But this surely alter women.
No woman can resist my powers of seduction.
A Moment with the great Tod Spenger
and forget that he was married.
The poor fool will be no match for me.
Go. Go and bring it here.
Yes, sir.
Affirm.
On a scale of 1 to 10,
in terms of grandeur domain of the universe
Where would a. .. say ...
me?
In a 10, sir. Definitely.
A 10?
Well, yes, that 10.
What do you think would be a six?
Now leave me alone. Should prepare for your arrival.
Yes, sir.
Welcome, my love.
And my enemy.
Gosh, only brought one.
Okay, I can remove with a little ...
- God. - Dick, look.
- That planetita. - Yes, yes, yes.
Wait, do not know what we will.
Heaven.
Oh, God, is a mess.
Slowly.
- I arrived. - We did it.
- Are you okay? - Yes, and you?
The front probably is destroyed.
Cost me a fortune to fix.
Climb out the window.
Upload, fast.
Me?
- Stay here. - What will you say?
I do not know. "Take me to your leader" I guess.
Hello.
Dick Nelson, of Woodland Hills, California.
Hello.
So ... what a good place have been built.
No, no, sorry. She stays in the car.
Heaven.
Hi, Marge Nelson,
Ia wife ... Dick.
It's good to know.
Really enjoyed their planet.
Hey.
Gosh, my back.
What they want from us?
Have been invited here Spenger by Emperor Tod.
I would really appreciate, But why?
Our great emperor want his presence ...
at their wedding.
This obviously means a lot for such Tod.
Marge, no. End of discussion.
Might like. Remember how you liked ...
- The wedding in Mission Viejo? - That was different.
We invited the Zimmerman.
Honey, here we are invited an emperor.
The humans were Zlmmerman of planet Earth.
End of discussion.
Dick, do not you think that maybe you grumbling about the trip?
Ah, great. I am now "Mr. Grumpy for the Journey."
"Mr. Fly Billion Miles to God Knows ... "
Sorry, can you take us a photo?
Dick, come here quick. Hurry, come.
Excuse me, would you mind leaving in a picture with us?
- Press the button is very simple. - Marge, Marge.
Only one photo. It's easy, is automatic.
Look how wonderful. Just press the button.
- Greet. Say hello. - Hello.
Thank you very much.
- Marge. - Have a nice day, whoever.
Are you listening? Do not know these people.
- Not bring them anything. - So what?
- Well, we'll go. - It's a marriage. We could have fun.
- But I tell you ... - Well,
their bedrooms are ready.
Can cool there before meeting the emperor.
His servants will show the road.
Wait a second. No, wait, wait.
- Are not you sweet? - No, Marge, wait, wait.
- Marge. - Have fun.
- Goodbye, Dick. - Marge.
So where do we go?
Take my legs off. I am a guest here, you know.
Who is your supervisor?
I am a U.S. citizen.
Great.
Hey, open.
Let me out.
Hey, open up, let me out.
What the hell is that?
What the hell is that?
Gosh, is enormous.
Gosh, is enormous.
Go, go, get out of here.
Go, go, get out of here.
Hey.
If you touch my wife, you die.
The coffee is ready.
I think they'll like.
Coffee?
This is our daughter, Stephanie.
And your little boyfriend, Carl.
And that is our son, Alan.
Is facing a crisis.
And that's my husband, Dick.
Yes, indeed.
Alan is really a very good boy.
Just passing through a difficult age, but what we love.
Who are your pets?
Ah, I see, is your family.
These should be your children.
They are adorable.
Simply adorable.
Is your husband?
I see. Are they separate?
Now do not get along, Is that it?
Well ...
May not be communicating.
Maybe I should talk to him, right?
Very well, then I will.
"More coffee?
Well.
Throw. Throw.
Come on.
Tighter. More ..
Well, that's right.
Is on its way to the throne room His Greatness.
Excellent, Afire. Prepare the choir which quickly go.
Yes, sir.
- General? - Sir?
- How ...? - Heaven.
It looks spectacular.
Yes It's true, right?
Well, I accompany them. Now get out.
Oh, mother, if only you could be here.
No.
No. No, please.
The milking of minds again, no.
Sucks the brain.
It brings thoughts
and step on the brain y. ..
Who are you?
Dick Nelson, Earth.
Is the Earth? Ah, yes.
I am Raff.
What did I just say?
- "I am Raff." - No.
I am Raff, you are Earth-Dick.
Listen, Earth-Dick, I have vital information
for the future of your planet and mine.
- Am I talking about? - Yes
Well. Show me when to stop.
Stopped.
It's all due to Spenger.
I ... was king of this planet when he seized power.
I stole the ideas and misused
to build their ...
- Telescope? - No, no, its ...
Rod.
No, no, its ...
- Beach ball. - No. Her death ray.
- Ray of death? - I say.
Then Earth-Dick.
This is very important.
Open my pants.
- What? - Fast, is urgent.
I have not enough time in prison for this.
No, no, no vital information for the cause in my pants.
Now, open my pants, making information and escapes.
"Escape?
How am I supposed to escape?
I have no idea,
but you'll think of something. After all,
this is a planet of idiots.
I mean, look at me.
I am the most intelligent of all and I'm an idiot.
Well, well, Keep it, I ...
a moment.
You take it to my son Sirk on ...
Sirk on ...
Oh, damn. Sirk on ...
"Leader?
- General? - No.
The White Ave.
Ah, the White Ave.
Sure, yes.
- And then ... - Yes?
Just at the wrong time ...
I swoon.
White Ave. Sure, yes, well, super.
Fantastic.
I sounded.
And high.
This is fantastic. Heaven.
It's beautiful.
Excuse me, my husband is here?
Is it the real clown?
"Tod, Tod, Tod"
"Tod, O Tod"
"It's a god" diósico "
"Bold and courageous'
"Our future will save and for posterity "
"It will be your name, Tod."
Sincerely, Marge Nelson.
Tod am the Destroyer.
I love everything you see.
Are you impressed?
Yes, it has a planetita absolutely adorable.
Do you think my world is small?
Ah, yes, it's ... tiny.
I'll let you know, Marge Nelson, who is the size of your planet,
but how you use it.
Sorry, could do it again?
I think I misjudged the distance.
Thanks.
Now, what did its planetita?
Do not you understand? I am the emperor.
I rule this place.
Tod ...
Are you insecure?
Me? "Lnseguro?
If unsure,
Why talk so loud?
And now, dear Marge? What about me?
Mr. Spenger, where's Dick?
Why do you care about him?
Do you have a planet with its name?
"Dick is called Earth?
Mr. Spenger, where is my husband?
What happens here? What it does
Marry me, Marge, and become Spenger Queen.
Marry you? I can not I'm married.
So? Would not you rather be a queen?
Tod, where is my husband?
In the dungeon, where rot
while your planet is destroyed before their eyes.
Right. Tomorrow first thing
Earth fly,
Spenger turning on the planet most powerful in the universe.
Mr. Spenger, demanded that I take with my husband immediately.
I'll make my own, Marge Nelson.
- I love it. - Never, ever will love.
- I love my husband. - Okay. All right.
The release you.
I'll bring it to the lab and will milk his mind.
Find out what's in it for deserve your love for him.
Take her away.
Tod, let alone my husband.
- Okay, guys. - Get in there.
Can not we talk?
Animals.
Okay, okay.
Wait a second. You are ...
Blaaattt, right?
I saw your picture. You ... BWAA's husband.
Want a granola bar?
"Gra-no-la?
Do it.
"My back. It kills me back. "
This idiot Spenger
laughs at me.
I would punch him in the mouth,
but if I do, someone hit me in the mouth to me. "
- Yes. - "What I have in my mouth?
I have granola in the teeth.
Marge gave me granola in the car.
Marge.
"Marge is in trouble?
"Marge ... is dead?
I knew we should have been on the freeway, I told him.
I heard, nobody does, even my son. "
Even your own son believes you're a jerk.
"My God, let the fire lit.
All our stuff.
The memories of 20 years.
Photos of Marge. "
- What the hell is this? - "Oh, Marge.
Is looking for me. Is worried.
Oh, Marge. Marge. Marge. "
Well, enough said.
Enough.
It is enough, enough ...
enough, idiot. Me.
Forget it. Wake up, wake up.
Marge Nelson must have the heart of an angel
because only an angel could love a pathetic weakling like you.
What did she?
What did my wife?
- Run. - If you touch my wife,
I'll strip the head pointed, zero.
You hear me? Come on, I kill you.
You think I'm weak? I used play soccer. Come on.
Come on.
Rays.
Yes, it is difficult to have to be male all the time, right?
Sometimes my husband insists something both
it difficult to accept his mistake.
What you need is a hug, right?
Good boy.
What a good boy.
That's right.
Do not you feel better
if you were to talk to BWAA?
If you said you believe in it
and you love her?
She should also say the same thing.
Do not you think you should go to talk to her now?
- Yes, yes, yes. - Yes, okay.
Heaven, heaven.
BWAA. Heaven, heaven.
- It hurts, right? - Yes, yours is as big as ...
No, I miss the love.
There is pain,
but we must move forward,
as I do now.
This is my duty.
But ... but ...
is that I can not.
Okay.
We'll be fine.
No, you have to escape.
You get out of here.
Toma, you can take my uniform.
You can dress up as a destroyer.
Take my helmet.
Why do it?
You might not know it, Man of the Earth
but the love you feel for your wife is eternal and beautiful.
Who ever loved in this way knows.
I too had once a true love,
but I lost it long ago.
This will not happen, man Earth.
Quick, hurry.
- Hello. Excuse me. - Hello.
Health, Tod.
Tod the Destroyer.
The uniform is small.
I ordered a new one.
What's your name?
Zurg.
Where are you going?
- A patrol. - What region?
Is North?
Well, go ahead.
The so-Raff was right. These people are idiots.
Shoot him.
Eggs burned.
I am a billion miles chiropractic.
What the hell is that?
You are a beautiful creature.
No. No, heavens.
Socorro. Oh, God.
I pursue murderers fungi.
Come on, Dick, you can shoulder strength.
Maybe not.
Where are the rooms milking minds?
Catch him.
Dick, relief.
Socorro. Dick. Dick, help me.
Marge.
I'm coming, Margie.
Take off the road. Switch it off.
There it is.
Oh, Dick.
These people do not know how to treat their guests.
Then Marge Nelson ...
back to us.
That's right. There it is.
Let it go.
Maybe my arm is too strong.
And maybe my legs are too agile.
Thanks.
- Let me go. - Marge.
Castíguenlo.
Basta.
Stop.
Now, Marge Nelson ...
you will witness the true power.
Tod, you were right.
Dick is nothing compared to you.
You are brave and strong ...
powerful.
Dick is small and insignificant
as all men of the Earth.
"Marge?
I guess he made his decision.
Farewell, man of Earth.
Heaven.
- Wonderful. - There they go.
Come on, shoot him.
Heaven.
Should be similar to a car, right?
Well, well. Ignition acceleration
brakes, steering ...
Shoot the missiles. Derríbenlo.
For heaven's sake. What hit him?
Forward, forward ...
Below. Down for me.
O-10 six.
- O-10 five. - Ready.
O-10 four.
Aim.
O-10 one. Fire.
Ejection.
I pressed everything but ...
What do you think of me now?
"Oh, Tod, O Tod You are a god of glory "
- "Bold and brave ..." - Help me, help me.
I hate it, horrible man, dreadful and terrible.
Prepare it for our wedding tomorrow morning.
- Yes, sir. - If you marry me not by choice
Io do for the force.
Take her away.
Come on, guys, dance with me.
"Oh, Tod, O Tod You are a glorious God. "
Damn.
Heaven.
Sorry, how, Marge?
No, you look beautiful.
No, you look beautiful.
What? Do you think I have best beard?
Okay.
This'll love.
Could exercise.
Close your eyes.
One
Two.
And 50.
Yes
Listen.
I give up.
Oh, Dick.
Goodbye, Dick.
I loved you.
No. I must save Marge.
But I told them that I am not Destroyer.
I'm Dick Nelson,
Woodland Hills, California.
Phone 818-348 ...
For ruining our world,
by exiled to the desert
by killing our noble father King Raff.
For these crimes against our planet Destroyer
- Fear that you must die. - Wait.
Are you Sirk?
How do you know my name?
Your father was imprisoned.
We share a cell.
- Our father lives? - Yes, yes.
Even gave me something to give them.
Where is it?
Open my pants.
If you know Dad.
Since the beginning of the reign Spenge, my sister and I
and all our people were pursued by the Destroyers.
So when we travel, use these masks,
to dress the bird.
Sorry.
Do they really have this bird size on your planet?
So why cheat someone if they use those masks?
You are a wise man, Dick Nelson.
Qui-pi-te-pen-is-pe la-pa more-pa-ca-pa-ra-pa.
No one has escaped from the fortress Live dark.
You must be a man very brave.
Yeah, well, I need to go back there as soon as possible.
Is there any way you can help me?
We've spent years trying, but Spenger has many weapons.
We are only armed with our intelligence.
- What a shame. - Yes
We are not smart people,
but what we lack in brain offset in good intentions.
- Yes - Maybe this will help.
Is a detailed description the strength of Spenger.
Wait, wait.
Is a detailed description cell of our father.
We are defeated.
"Defeated? What do they talk?
My wife is there, his father. They can not surrender.
They are idiots, who cares? They are too.
The does not mean they are stupid can not rule a planet.
Hey, come to Earth sometime.
Do not give up.
Never surrender.
What would happen to surrender Washington at Valley Forge?
What if Roosevelt had surrendered San Juan Hill?
What if the moon had given Namib Nomolos ice?
- Yes - Thus, in the tradition of Washington,
Roosevelt and Namib let's do it.
Yes Yes
Gosh, wait a minute.
Yes Let. Remember Washington at San Juan Hill.
- Wait a minute. - Wait, wait.
My people, wait for me.
Sirk, do not you think we should ...
prepare or something?
Dick Nelson, are a gift the sky.
My people. We'll go tomorrow.
Enter and arrange things.
And now, Earth ... goodbye.
I'm sick of target shooting.
I can not wait to fly it really.
Yes
Tomorrow, Earth, everything will finished
and no one can stop me.
Your plans are bright, Man of the Earth.
Well, I came some things.
Come, my people are anxious to show you their progress.
Dick Nelson of Woodland Hills.
Health.
Continue.
Look, they stole their weapons the Destroyers.
Have you ever seen one of these?
- It looks like a grenade. - It's a light grenade.
If you take away the insurance and support,
who collect ...
The grenade and the person is disappears.
It's the dumbest thing ever heard. Who would pick?
- Look. - "Pick me."
Diabolical, no?
This is one of our weapons.
- It's a rock. - Exactly.
What you do is lift and arm
and then ... Ia throw.
Yes, I understood.
Come, we have prepared a feast pre-battle, big Dick.
Prepare specialty the planet.
Lub-lub spicy
high in fat.
I ...
The leader must take the first bite.
What the hell.
No, no, I do not dance.
This music is in your honor.
You dance with them.
I really do not dance.
Hello.
His girlfriend is changing Lord Tod.
Give him the love potion. Yo I'm coming.
Hey, what do you think?
What do you prefer. Ias pin or a goatee?
Be honest.
Are the pins, my lord?
No, no, I like the goatee.
Nonsense in his head.
Now.
And you?
Sideburns.
Metro idiots.
You know, they're right.
Damn you all. Now.
- Monsters, horrible ... - Silence.
I keep silent about the fact ...
- I said quietly. -... That killed my husband.
Listen and do what I say,
your life may depend on it.
Spenger believes it is potion of love but replaced it with water.
When you inject, you must act like I was in love with him.
After the wedding, look for her husband in the desert.
- My husband died, thanks. - Silence.
I have reason to believe to be ejected from the ship.
You say ... he's alive?
Maybe.
And if so,
is the only person who can save this planet
the misguided tyranny Spenge.
"Misguided?
Was there a fortress before that I came to power?
Was there a magna-ray?
Was there a death ray? No.
This planet was nothing.
It was a cosmic zero.
Now, starting tomorrow, dominate the universe.
You.
You will become my queen.
Never love you, idiot.
Yes you will.
Oh, Tod.
Marry me now.
And as for you,
Death is too good ia for a traitor.
After the wedding, we will take Command Center,
and you insert the death ray.
We will look at death while we die on Earth.
So ...
What do you think of me now, Afire?
I think it's an idiot short,
pathetic and insignificant.
Really?
What do you think of me now?
I love you. Would you marry me?
No, sorry, I'll marry with Marge.
Take him away.
Traitor.
Traitor.
Tod, you're so brave.
When can we run away together?
Soon my love.
As soon as we get married,
my private rocket board,
and I ...
I'll take
my private moon, Little Dot,
and there enjoy of marital bliss
while observing how to destroy your former planet.
Until then ...
You're welcome.
Moron.
Please send a platoon to the desert.
Dick Hallen to Earth and ejecútenlo immediately.
Yes, Lord Tod.
The Chariot of Death. Cart comes Death.
Cart comes Death.
It's high time. Get ready to go.
That's ...
good. It's good.
Hopefully these people extremely stupid.
It seems that we caught sleeping.
Captain, look.
Disperse.
My God. Captain.
Man of the Earth has light grenade head.
What? Here. Hurry.
- What? - Look.
It has a light grenade ...
Idiot.
Careful, man is a great light on the floor.
- Where? Where? - On the floor?
- Show us, sir. - Where?
Right here.
I do not come near him. No, I do not.
Then, Dick of the Earth Do you think ...
- The plan work? - If I understood well Spenger,
I think it's possible.
- Faster, more. - Move.
Faster, move, move.
- Care, a huge rock. - A large rock.
"Pick me."
I think we need reinforcements.
"Tod, Tod, Tod, Tod"
"Today Marge Nelson
"It becomes Spenger Marge"
"And throughout the world"
"The hearts dance tango"
- "Tod, Tod, Tod" - "And Marge."
Hello, my darling.
Dear friends, today our brave and noble emperor, Tod
- Is getting married ... - Well, apúralo, apúralo.
In conclusion, Tod Spenger, Do you take Marge Nelson
- To be your wedded wife? - Of course, silly.
And you, Marge Nelson, Do you take Tod Spenger
to be your wedded husband?
Well ... I ...
I ... I ...
Well look who it is.
What are you doing? Do not you know it the day of the wedding of the emperor?
Sorry to bother you, but ...
Great ... statue ... giant.
Who is it?
There is a statue at the entrance Lord Tod.
What kind of statue?
A statue of you, Lord Tod.
Sorry, my dear.
Doors.
Oh, God.
Idiot. Fool.
Can not find it a trick?
This statue is not like me.
I mean, I ...
I have not much fat in the face.
Does it?
Then what brought me out here ...?
Well, not left standing there.
Bring it, bring it.
Let everyone see how I think not.
Hello?
I'm a hundred times better looking.
No, a thousand times better looking.
Do I look like that?
- No, Lord Tod. - Go on, fool.
Come on.
Well, the trap door is ready?
Yes, and perfect seal great Dick.
Seals?
Dradai the sealed so that no can open.
I am a million times better looking.
- Spenger. - What are you doing in my head?
That's my wife.
- Dick. - Kill him.
Marge is mine.
- Marge. - Dick. Socorro.
But do not hurt yourself.
Tod, you're the excuse of man gross, reckless, immature,
inconsiderate, spoiled, child, stubborn ...
"Semage?
Sibor.
... more unpleasant and miserable I've seen in my life.
Spenger-In 100 seconds, Marge Nelson
your planet will not exist.
And as for you, Affirm, goodbye.
What a shame that our friendship should end with a laser
through your belly.
Wait, Spenger.
That's my wife
my world you're going to fly and that is ...
This is a guy I met but anyway
I think this has come too far.
Dick is crazy.
Going to blow up the Earth.
Stephanie, Alan, Salty.
- Okay, I'll see, honey. - Dick, watch out.
Come steel, man of the earth.
A fighter. Touché.
No. .. no ... no.
I did it on purpose.
Well, hey, rest.
Yes, yes.
Okay, let go. Drops ... release.
Goodbye, Dick Nelson.
- Oh, Tod. - Marge?
This time you got to man Earth's wrong.
Oh, my tooth. You broke the tooth, you idiot.
- I love you. - I love you too.
The death ray.
All right.
You invite people to your planet and this is how they treat him.
Stay with us Dick and Marge, so good.
Yes, stay, please.
We really must go.
Yes, tomorrow I have to work.
Reversed the polarity of the magna-ray.
Should be returned quickly and safely.
I say. "Reversed polarity Magna-ray.
Should be returned quickly and surely. "
Therefore, they can go.
Buenos Dick and Marge, saved our world as theirs.
Forever, thanks.
Goodbye.
Thanks. Thanks.
And I will never do that tuna gratin.
Goodbye. Come on, Margie we must go.
- Goodbye to all. - Bye.
Here we go.
- Bye. - Goodbye, friends.
- Thanks. - Yes, yes.
- Thanks, Dick of the Earth. - Bye, Afire.
Do not forget to write.
- You'll always be a rebel. - Bye.
Well, say "whiskey."
- Thanks. - Bye.
Happy birthday, Dick.
Happy Anniversary, Marge.
Hold on, Margie.
Was a good trip after all, right?
Yes, yes.
Yes it was.
Are you okay?
And you?
The cushions are have turned to dust.
The old way Ojail.
Welcome home. Ho ... What?
- Hey, guys. - I went back.
There's your father in front of Saturn.
You were right about the flash, Margie.
Look, it's that kind Blaaattt.
There are the girls.
Remember I promised to write to return.
- "This is Santa Barbara? - Well, yes.
And a little farther north.
Genius.
On our trip.
For our anniversary.
For the future.
Dick, really should not ...
Oh, Dick of the Earth ...
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