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That's okay, Eileen.
I got this.
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You sure?
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Yeah, you get home.
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Thanks, Danny.
See you in the morning.
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I'll be here.
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(EXHALES)
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(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
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(SIGHS)
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Food's gone, Daryl.
We're closed.
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You wouldn't happen
to have an extra coat
in there, would you?
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You're wearing a coat.
A winter coat, man.
It's cold.
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Come on.
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Here.
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(SIGHS)
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Rangers? You expect me
to wear this in Jersey?
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Come on, man,
where's your
sense of humor?
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Good night, Daryl.
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(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
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Go away.
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(CONTINUES KNOCKING)
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That's not funny, freak.
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No one is laughing, Daniel.
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(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
24
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You doing
anything Friday?
25
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I'm taking
a lovely young lady
to the Philharmonic.
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Is that your way of
saying you're having
sex with a hooker?
27
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Two. Can't create
a harmonic with
just one.
28
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Well, I was hoping
you might be available
for Rachel's Simchat Bat.
29
00:03:15,728 --> 00:03:16,717
It's a...
30
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Jewish baby
naming ceremony.
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A time-honored tradition,
dating all the way back
to the 1960s.
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My house at 7:00.
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It'll just be the rabbi
and a few friends
and some family.
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Nothing like welcoming
a baby into the world
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with a completely
naked display
of hypocrisy.
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There'll be
plenty of wine
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and nice people
you can quietly mock.
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Wish I could,
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but I already put down
a deposit on 16 crates
of Jell-O.
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House.
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It's one evening.
I'd like you to be there.
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Religious hokum
against sponge bath.
Can I get back to you?
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Can I help you?
44
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Just browsing, thanks.
45
00:04:07,180 --> 00:04:09,740
Happy to be
underachieving again?
46
00:04:09,816 --> 00:04:11,716
Running the ER
is slacker heaven.
47
00:04:12,452 --> 00:04:13,942
Looking for anything
in particular?
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Not any more.
49
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Where's this guy?
Why?
50
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'Cause he's my next patient.
It'd be rude of me not to
introduce myself.
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He's a drunk priest
who hallucinated Jesus.
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Afraid you might have
missed something?
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Afraid you're wasting
everyone's time?
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It's obviously either
alcohol or exhaustion.
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So, you admit
you have no idea which?
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I admit that
I'm too busy to care
who you're screwing with.
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Don't thank me.
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Just knowing I can be
of assistance is
thanks enough.
59
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You went out of
your way to pick him?
This is nothing.
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There are
no small cases...
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Any guesses where
this joke is going?
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Could be
psychomotor epilepsy.
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TAUB: Could be alcohol.
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Shouldn't we let
the ER rule the
obvious out before...
65
00:05:01,467 --> 00:05:03,958
Could be atropine toxicity,
occipital lobe tumor.
66
00:05:04,037 --> 00:05:05,971
You know something
about this case
you're not telling us?
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00:05:06,039 --> 00:05:08,064
Why would you think that?
'Cause you wanna
screw with us.
68
00:05:08,141 --> 00:05:10,871
Or screw with
a hallucinating priest.
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00:05:10,943 --> 00:05:13,503
Both are possible.
There's only one way
to find out.
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Run an EEG for epilepsy,
CT his brain for tumors.
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And go check his
house of God for toxins.
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Foreteen, hold up.
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This department
is broken,
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and I'm not going to
take a real case
until it's fixed.
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Job or relationship,
your choice.
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What?
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To put it in terms
you might better
understand,
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if you don't split,
you must quit.
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The drug trial is over.
I'm out, she's out.
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Don't care.
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We're adults,
we can handle this.
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You just have to
give us a chance.
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No, you're not,
no, you can't,
and, no, I don't.
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Mull it over.
You got till the end of
this fake case to decide.
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I wasn't drunk.
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I had one or two drinks.
87
00:06:03,796 --> 00:06:06,026
People often underestimate
alcohol's effect on their...
88
00:06:06,099 --> 00:06:08,761
I was on my way to six.
I know how alcohol affects me.
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This wasn't the alcohol.
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00:06:10,436 --> 00:06:13,530
You lived in Manhattan
for three years,
then a year in Oregon,
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18 months in New Mexico,
less than a year
in Wisconsin,
92
00:06:16,709 --> 00:06:19,507
and now you've
been living in Trenton
for the last six months.
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00:06:19,579 --> 00:06:20,807
Yeah.
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00:06:22,615 --> 00:06:25,448
The more we know about you,
the more likely it is
we can help you.
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00:06:25,518 --> 00:06:27,452
Mmm. It's not medically
relevant, so...
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No way to know,
unless you went
to medical school.
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(SIGHS)
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00:06:35,528 --> 00:06:37,928
Four years ago,
a teen in a youth group
at my church
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accused me of
inappropriate contact.
100
00:06:40,366 --> 00:06:42,527
I was innocent,
but the church decided
to transfer me,
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said it would be easier
for all involved.
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When the parishioners
at the new church got wind
of why I'd been transferred,
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they were unhappy.
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I was sent off
again and again.
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And how is any of that
medically relevant?
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So, the kid lied?
107
00:07:01,320 --> 00:07:02,810
He was confused.
108
00:07:02,889 --> 00:07:05,687
Confused whether you
molested him or not?
109
00:07:05,758 --> 00:07:08,693
Okay, you wanted to know
why I moved around so much,
and I told you.
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00:07:08,761 --> 00:07:10,695
How about telling me
why I was hallucinating?
111
00:07:10,763 --> 00:07:13,197
Syphilis could explain
the hallucination.
112
00:07:13,266 --> 00:07:15,166
I'm not sexually active.
113
00:07:15,902 --> 00:07:17,836
You don't have to admit
you did anything
with the kid.
114
00:07:17,904 --> 00:07:19,269
You weren't
always a priest.
115
00:07:19,338 --> 00:07:20,930
I wanted to be
since I was 12.
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I entered the seminary
when I was 17.
117
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Maybe it wasn't
a hallucination.
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Maybe it really
was Jesus.
119
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I'm not insane.
120
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KUTNER: Seeing Jesus
makes you insane?
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Bit of an odd attitude
coming from a priest.
122
00:07:32,185 --> 00:07:35,916
Well, it's just a job now.
The fairytale ended
a long time ago.
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You're a wuss,
part wimp, part puss.
124
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I have no choice.
I'm part of the ceremony.
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I thought you were
already circumcised.
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It's one night
for a friend.
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00:07:48,935 --> 00:07:52,234
What about the friend
who has two tickets to see
Brubeck at the Blue Note?
128
00:07:52,305 --> 00:07:53,772
I thought you had
an orgy planned.
129
00:07:53,840 --> 00:07:54,898
I lied.
130
00:07:54,974 --> 00:07:56,441
Are you lying about
the Brubeck tickets?
131
00:07:56,509 --> 00:07:59,171
Yes, but only
to save you
from yourself.
132
00:07:59,245 --> 00:08:02,408
I'll be fine,
and so will Cuddy,
if you don't show up.
133
00:08:02,482 --> 00:08:04,643
I'm surprised
she even invited you.
134
00:08:05,785 --> 00:08:07,616
It is oddly flattering.
135
00:08:08,554 --> 00:08:10,954
God, I'm so sick
of his stupid stunts.
136
00:08:11,023 --> 00:08:13,548
Everybody has to
put up with their
boss' stupid stunts.
137
00:08:13,626 --> 00:08:16,493
No, they don't.
There's HR, there's Cuddy,
there's other jobs.
138
00:08:16,562 --> 00:08:20,396
House doesn't listen to HR,
Cuddy'll let him fire us
before she fires him,
139
00:08:20,466 --> 00:08:22,434
and I don't want
another job.
140
00:08:22,502 --> 00:08:24,732
Why do you cling to him?
Why do you defend him?
141
00:08:24,804 --> 00:08:27,272
Just because I don't want
to be unemployed doesn't
mean I'm co-dependent.
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00:08:27,340 --> 00:08:30,207
I'm not saying
you're co-dependent,
I'm saying you're scared.
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00:08:31,477 --> 00:08:32,705
(SIGHS)
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00:08:35,781 --> 00:08:38,909
You know what?
You're right.
145
00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:41,953
So, you wanna quit?
146
00:08:42,021 --> 00:08:45,752
No, I wanna stop
a stupid stunt.
147
00:08:45,825 --> 00:08:48,692
House doesn't want
either one of us to
quit. He wants this.
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00:08:48,761 --> 00:08:52,595
He's got two lab rats
in a maze and thrown in
one piece of cheese.
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(CHUCKLES)
150
00:08:57,870 --> 00:08:59,497
So, what do we do?
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00:09:00,706 --> 00:09:01,832
Nothing.
152
00:09:03,843 --> 00:09:04,867
HOUSE: Cool.
153
00:09:04,944 --> 00:09:06,070
It's cool he's
a child molester?
154
00:09:06,145 --> 00:09:08,443
It's cool that a priest
doesn't believe in God.
155
00:09:08,514 --> 00:09:10,982
It's cool that God
did to him what
he did to the kid.
156
00:09:11,050 --> 00:09:12,381
Allegedly.
157
00:09:12,451 --> 00:09:13,475
You think
he's innocent?
158
00:09:13,553 --> 00:09:14,815
He had honest eyes?
159
00:09:14,887 --> 00:09:17,947
And you think he's guilty,
which explains why you're
dying to discharge him.
160
00:09:18,024 --> 00:09:19,651
I'm dying to discharge him
because he's not sick,
161
00:09:19,725 --> 00:09:21,556
not because
he's a pedophile.
Allegedly.
162
00:09:21,627 --> 00:09:23,527
You actually believe
the kid got confused?
163
00:09:23,596 --> 00:09:26,690
If everybody lies,
that includes
teenage boys.
164
00:09:26,766 --> 00:09:28,927
Aren't we lucky to have
such an interesting patient?
165
00:09:29,001 --> 00:09:30,866
Had. There's nothing
wrong with him.
166
00:09:30,937 --> 00:09:33,497
World's most boring case
just became a page turner,
167
00:09:33,573 --> 00:09:35,165
and you want to tear out
the last chapter?
168
00:09:35,241 --> 00:09:37,573
You want to
examine his character,
go to his soup kitchen.
169
00:09:37,643 --> 00:09:40,476
We're done testing him
for things he doesn't have.
170
00:09:41,314 --> 00:09:43,805
Bad news for Foreman
and Thirteen.
171
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HOUSE: Case is over.
172
00:09:46,385 --> 00:09:47,818
We're not
splitting up.
173
00:09:48,988 --> 00:09:50,182
So, which one of you
is taking a hike?
174
00:09:50,256 --> 00:09:52,417
And neither of us
is quitting.
175
00:09:52,925 --> 00:09:54,324
Interesting.
176
00:09:54,393 --> 00:09:56,258
You were fine with Chase
and Cameron dating.
177
00:09:56,329 --> 00:09:57,819
You obviously don't
actually have an...
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You're fired.
179
00:10:01,834 --> 00:10:03,267
How long you
gonna keep this up?
180
00:10:03,336 --> 00:10:06,100
We know you're not...
Wrong. Again.
181
00:10:06,739 --> 00:10:08,104
In fact,
in the last few weeks,
182
00:10:08,174 --> 00:10:10,369
it's hard to remember
a correct call you made.
183
00:10:10,443 --> 00:10:12,968
If Chase had compromised
his professional judgment
to help Cameron,
184
00:10:13,045 --> 00:10:14,808
I would have fired
his ass, too.
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00:10:14,880 --> 00:10:16,211
FOREMAN:
When my mistake blew up,
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00:10:16,282 --> 00:10:19,149
you did everything to
keep me from contacting
the drug company.
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00:10:19,218 --> 00:10:21,516
To save your license,
not your job,
188
00:10:21,587 --> 00:10:23,282
and definitely
not your relationship.
189
00:10:24,890 --> 00:10:26,187
So, badge.
190
00:10:29,395 --> 00:10:30,555
Fine.
191
00:10:44,543 --> 00:10:47,307
Why don't you see
if you can find us
a real case?
192
00:10:54,720 --> 00:10:57,018
How can you discharge me
when you have no idea
what's wrong?
193
00:10:57,089 --> 00:11:00,581
We know what's wrong,
and now that you've
slept it off...
194
00:11:00,660 --> 00:11:02,389
It's not just
the hallucination.
195
00:11:02,461 --> 00:11:06,090
I feel nauseous,
my foot feels numb,
like it's fallen asleep.
196
00:11:06,165 --> 00:11:07,462
You didn't mention
that before.
197
00:11:07,533 --> 00:11:08,898
I didn't notice it before.
198
00:11:08,968 --> 00:11:10,401
Are you hiding
from someone?
199
00:11:10,469 --> 00:11:11,868
Why are you so intent
on staying here?
200
00:11:11,937 --> 00:11:15,270
I don't feel well.
I know there's something
wrong with me.
201
00:11:15,341 --> 00:11:16,899
Which foot?
202
00:11:16,976 --> 00:11:18,238
My left.
203
00:11:25,951 --> 00:11:27,077
Oh, God.
204
00:11:30,623 --> 00:11:32,591
What the hell is that?
What is that?
205
00:11:33,993 --> 00:11:35,961
Your toe just fell off.
206
00:11:37,196 --> 00:11:38,424
(SIGHS)
207
00:11:41,967 --> 00:11:44,527
Must be my lucky day.
208
00:11:44,603 --> 00:11:47,094
New symptom means
the old symptom
was a real symptom,
209
00:11:47,173 --> 00:11:49,971
and I get to keep
our pederast priest
after all.
210
00:11:50,042 --> 00:11:51,805
Where are Foreman
and Thirteen?
211
00:11:51,877 --> 00:11:53,037
They left.
212
00:11:53,112 --> 00:11:55,444
Leprosy could
cause necrosis
and hallucinations.
213
00:11:55,514 --> 00:11:56,606
Why would they leave?
214
00:11:56,682 --> 00:11:59,242
Because Foreman
doesn't work here
any more,
215
00:11:59,318 --> 00:12:02,617
and Thirteen is mad
that I fired him.
216
00:12:04,123 --> 00:12:05,613
Don't worry,
she'll be back.
217
00:12:05,691 --> 00:12:07,784
She'll be pissed off,
she'll want to take
a stand,
218
00:12:07,860 --> 00:12:09,623
and then Foreman
will convince her
there's no reason
219
00:12:09,695 --> 00:12:11,560
both of them
should be out of a job.
220
00:12:11,630 --> 00:12:12,756
Leprosy's a bad fit.
221
00:12:12,832 --> 00:12:13,890
Why'd you fire Foreman?
222
00:12:13,966 --> 00:12:16,366
I gave him a choice,
split or quit.
223
00:12:16,435 --> 00:12:19,233
He chose neither.
How about ergotism?
224
00:12:19,305 --> 00:12:20,795
He's giving up
his career for her?
225
00:12:20,873 --> 00:12:23,000
He's giving up
this career for her.
226
00:12:23,075 --> 00:12:26,511
No, normal white blood count.
Carbon monoxide poisoning?
227
00:12:26,579 --> 00:12:27,603
They're good doctors.
228
00:12:27,680 --> 00:12:29,671
Separately,
they're great doctors.
229
00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:33,276
Better than you.
Together they're morons.
230
00:12:33,352 --> 00:12:36,321
Go, check out the house
that they would have checked
had this been a real case.
231
00:12:36,388 --> 00:12:38,481
And page Thirteen,
tell her to run
the blood for CO,
232
00:12:38,557 --> 00:12:42,049
and get the priest in
a hyperbaric chamber before
anything else falls off.
233
00:12:45,331 --> 00:12:47,458
So, what are we
gonna do now?
234
00:12:47,533 --> 00:12:51,526
I get a letter
of recommendation from
Cuddy and find a new job.
235
00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:53,765
Oh, that's it?
You're just
gonna give up?
236
00:12:54,940 --> 00:12:59,070
House was right.
Our relationship
did affect my judgment.
237
00:12:59,879 --> 00:13:03,679
Then I should quit.
It'll be easier for me
to find another job.
238
00:13:04,550 --> 00:13:05,983
Not like this one.
239
00:13:06,051 --> 00:13:07,382
(SIGHS)
240
00:13:07,453 --> 00:13:08,852
We should both quit.
241
00:13:08,921 --> 00:13:10,513
What's that gonna
accomplish?
242
00:13:11,891 --> 00:13:14,860
Don't worry,
I'll be fine.
243
00:13:17,329 --> 00:13:18,796
We'll be fine.
244
00:13:26,205 --> 00:13:27,763
(PAGER BEEPING)
245
00:13:28,307 --> 00:13:29,604
(SIGHS)
246
00:13:30,709 --> 00:13:32,142
Go ahead.
247
00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:34,302
I'll see you tonight?
248
00:13:34,380 --> 00:13:35,574
I'll be home early.
249
00:13:43,255 --> 00:13:44,984
KUTNER: You really think
House is done with Foreman?
250
00:13:45,057 --> 00:13:47,218
TAUB: If you ask me,
Foreman should be
done with Thirteen.
251
00:13:47,293 --> 00:13:48,726
He's not gonna get
a better job,
252
00:13:48,794 --> 00:13:51,661
which means he'll end up
resenting her for losing
this one,
253
00:13:51,730 --> 00:13:53,129
which she'll
end up resenting.
254
00:13:53,199 --> 00:13:55,167
Or the hardship
will bring them
closer together,
255
00:13:55,234 --> 00:13:57,998
she'll invite friends over
for Foreman to share.
256
00:13:58,904 --> 00:14:00,462
No leaks from the heater.
257
00:14:00,539 --> 00:14:02,700
She's not a nympho,
she's bisexual,
258
00:14:02,775 --> 00:14:04,640
which, by the way,
means she's accustomed
to partners
259
00:14:04,710 --> 00:14:06,803
who don't need a map
to find the treasure.
260
00:14:06,879 --> 00:14:09,973
CO poisoning
might have come
from these cigarettes.
261
00:14:10,049 --> 00:14:12,142
Not unless he was
smoking them in a bell jar.
262
00:14:12,218 --> 00:14:13,583
And even if you know
where the treasure is,
263
00:14:13,652 --> 00:14:16,052
it can still be
pretty hard to dig it up
without a shovel.
264
00:14:16,121 --> 00:14:17,782
You can buy a shovel.
265
00:14:22,828 --> 00:14:24,352
(CLEARS THROAT)
266
00:14:27,900 --> 00:14:30,630
Let's see,
how do I keep House
267
00:14:30,703 --> 00:14:34,537
from ruining
my precious display
of religious hypocrisy?
268
00:14:34,607 --> 00:14:37,007
I know,
I'll pressure him
to attend,
269
00:14:37,076 --> 00:14:39,636
knowing that he'll
never agree to anything
I actually want him to do.
270
00:14:39,712 --> 00:14:42,340
I didn't pressure you,
I invited you.
271
00:14:42,414 --> 00:14:45,076
And there's nothing
hypocritical about
recognizing your heritage.
272
00:14:45,150 --> 00:14:46,742
So, you keeping
kosher now?
273
00:14:46,819 --> 00:14:48,514
Wearing four-cornered
garments?
274
00:14:48,587 --> 00:14:51,420
Slaughtering heifers
to the god Ra?
275
00:14:51,490 --> 00:14:53,685
Wait, is that
one of your people?
276
00:14:53,759 --> 00:14:55,852
Do it all, do nothing
or option C,
277
00:14:55,928 --> 00:14:57,919
you're a liar
and a hypocrite.
278
00:14:57,997 --> 00:15:02,366
House,
for better or for worse,
you are a part of my life.
279
00:15:02,434 --> 00:15:05,767
It isn't a ploy,
it's a sincere invitation.
280
00:15:05,838 --> 00:15:07,703
I honestly want you to come.
281
00:15:09,541 --> 00:15:11,372
Wouldn't miss it
for the world.
282
00:15:15,114 --> 00:15:16,445
I'm glad.
283
00:15:20,386 --> 00:15:23,480
You idiot.
I was free and clear.
284
00:15:23,555 --> 00:15:25,785
Now he's coming,
and it's your fault.
285
00:15:25,858 --> 00:15:27,587
Since when have
your failed attempts
286
00:15:27,660 --> 00:15:30,288
at communication
through lies
become my fault?
287
00:15:30,362 --> 00:15:33,661
Since you forgot
how to keep your
mouth shut.
288
00:15:33,732 --> 00:15:36,462
You messed it up,
and now you're
gonna fix it.
289
00:15:36,535 --> 00:15:38,765
And you're gonna
keep my name out of it.
290
00:15:42,341 --> 00:15:43,933
KUTNER: How is he?
THIRTEEN: Stable.
291
00:15:44,009 --> 00:15:45,670
Necrosis doesn't look
to be spreading.
292
00:15:45,744 --> 00:15:48,269
I was talking about Foreman.
Is he really gonna leave?
293
00:15:48,347 --> 00:15:50,440
That's usually
what people do
when they get fired.
294
00:15:50,516 --> 00:15:51,540
Why are you
biting my head off?
295
00:15:51,617 --> 00:15:53,209
I was just wondering
what he was gonna do.
296
00:15:53,285 --> 00:15:54,946
You're right, I'm sorry.
It's not your fault.
297
00:15:55,020 --> 00:15:56,487
It's not House's
fault, either.
298
00:15:56,555 --> 00:15:57,920
He gave you
guys a chance,
you blew it.
299
00:15:57,990 --> 00:15:59,958
He didn't give us a chance,
he gave us an ultimatum.
300
00:16:00,025 --> 00:16:03,153
I would have thought
five years here would
buy a mistake or two.
301
00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:05,191
Help me!
302
00:16:08,667 --> 00:16:09,725
Help me.
303
00:16:12,871 --> 00:16:15,533
I can't breathe.
Feels like someone's
sitting on my chest.
304
00:16:16,075 --> 00:16:17,633
Looks like
a heart attack.
305
00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:19,573
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
306
00:16:21,513 --> 00:16:23,208
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
307
00:16:26,318 --> 00:16:28,047
I assume you've heard.
308
00:16:30,322 --> 00:16:31,653
I can't override him.
309
00:16:31,724 --> 00:16:33,658
I'm not asking you
to override him.
310
00:16:33,726 --> 00:16:35,717
I'm asking for a letter
of recommendation.
311
00:16:37,029 --> 00:16:41,693
Eric, the reality here is,
House should have fired you.
312
00:16:41,767 --> 00:16:43,735
You falsified
medical records,
313
00:16:43,802 --> 00:16:46,168
put this hospital's
reputation in jeopardy.
314
00:16:46,238 --> 00:16:48,263
You're lucky
you still have
a license.
315
00:16:49,742 --> 00:16:53,576
I can't get a decent position
at another hospital without
a recommendation.
316
00:16:57,416 --> 00:16:58,906
I'm sorry.
317
00:17:03,689 --> 00:17:06,988
Chest pain wasn't
angina. EKG ruled
out heart attack.
318
00:17:07,059 --> 00:17:09,994
So, the good news is,
he didn't have
a heart attack.
319
00:17:10,062 --> 00:17:11,893
The bad news is,
I apparently fired
the only guy
320
00:17:11,964 --> 00:17:14,728
who actually knows
what a heart attack
looks like.
321
00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:16,631
So, the man of God
who doesn't believe in God
322
00:17:16,702 --> 00:17:18,966
had a heart attack
that isn't a heart attack.
323
00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:21,632
Do I know how to pick
awesome cases or what?
324
00:17:21,707 --> 00:17:23,174
Could be
a clotting disorder.
325
00:17:23,242 --> 00:17:25,005
Three different symptoms,
three different clots?
326
00:17:25,077 --> 00:17:29,309
I know.
How cool is that?
You two do an angio.
327
00:17:31,884 --> 00:17:35,479
You don't want to work,
so why don't you just go
get me a lottery ticket?
328
00:17:35,554 --> 00:17:37,522
The sicker he gets,
the luckier I feel.
329
00:17:37,589 --> 00:17:39,181
KUTNER: Where are
you going?
330
00:17:39,258 --> 00:17:41,419
I've been wanting
to introduce myself.
331
00:17:49,134 --> 00:17:50,795
You really a virgin?
332
00:17:52,137 --> 00:17:54,002
You have to treat me,
you don't have to
believe me.
333
00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:56,667
And before we treat you,
we have to diagnose you.
334
00:17:56,742 --> 00:17:59,142
Not knowing whether
we can believe you is
making that difficult.
335
00:17:59,211 --> 00:18:00,735
Everything I've
told you is true.
336
00:18:00,813 --> 00:18:04,943
You lost your faith
because a teenager
got confused.
337
00:18:05,017 --> 00:18:07,349
And my church abandoned me,
and my God forsook me,
338
00:18:07,419 --> 00:18:10,081
and I couldn't come up
with a reason why a god
would do that.
339
00:18:10,155 --> 00:18:12,555
God gave the church
and the kid free will.
340
00:18:12,624 --> 00:18:14,990
Their exercise of that
free will hurt you.
341
00:18:15,060 --> 00:18:18,086
Means you're just
a victim of God's
gift to mankind.
342
00:18:18,163 --> 00:18:20,188
Oh, yeah.
God wants life
to have meaning.
343
00:18:20,265 --> 00:18:22,130
Life's meaningless
without free will.
344
00:18:22,201 --> 00:18:25,728
With free will,
there's always suffering.
So God wants suffering.
345
00:18:25,804 --> 00:18:29,570
I got tired of that
argument before I even
finished saying it.
346
00:18:29,641 --> 00:18:34,510
And even if I bought that,
what the hell is God doing?
Just the big stuff?
347
00:18:34,580 --> 00:18:36,810
The acts of God,
the hurricanes,
the earthquakes,
348
00:18:36,882 --> 00:18:39,476
the random killings
of millions of
innocent people?
349
00:18:39,551 --> 00:18:41,109
Then we better damn pray.
350
00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:45,215
God, I wish you
weren't a pedophile.
351
00:18:46,425 --> 00:18:50,759
Lungs are clean.
No embolism, no pleurisy,
no pneumonia.
352
00:18:50,829 --> 00:18:52,558
I'm sorry,
this is going to hurt.
353
00:18:53,232 --> 00:18:54,859
No, it's fine.
354
00:18:54,933 --> 00:18:56,264
KUTNER: No pain at all?
355
00:18:56,335 --> 00:18:58,769
No, why?
356
00:18:58,837 --> 00:19:00,270
Because there should be.
357
00:19:01,406 --> 00:19:03,431
You feel that?
358
00:19:03,509 --> 00:19:04,567
No.
359
00:19:05,110 --> 00:19:07,078
Regional anesthesia's
a new symptom.
360
00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:09,273
Unless the chest pain
is related to the numbness.
361
00:19:09,348 --> 00:19:11,248
It's not circulatory,
it's neurological.
362
00:19:11,316 --> 00:19:12,908
Run a nerve
conduction study.
363
00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:14,976
And be careful.
If you kill him,
364
00:19:15,053 --> 00:19:16,816
he'll be dancing
with the Dark One.
365
00:19:19,558 --> 00:19:23,085
Why the hell
are you going to
Cuddy's baby naming?
366
00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:25,187
It's a religious ceremony,
it's boring.
367
00:19:25,264 --> 00:19:27,061
Why waste a good evening
that could be much
better spent
368
00:19:27,132 --> 00:19:29,999
in a drunken stupor,
feeling sorry for yourself?
369
00:19:30,068 --> 00:19:31,092
Okay.
370
00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:32,831
Okay? Okay, you won't go?
371
00:19:32,905 --> 00:19:34,805
Okay, your obligation
to Cuddy is fulfilled.
372
00:19:34,873 --> 00:19:35,931
(SIGHS)
373
00:19:36,008 --> 00:19:37,100
Why are you doing this?
374
00:19:37,176 --> 00:19:38,575
Why did Hillary
conquer Everest?
375
00:19:38,644 --> 00:19:41,204
You always have a reason.
It's usually a bad one,
but a reason.
376
00:19:41,280 --> 00:19:42,406
She's being childish.
377
00:19:42,481 --> 00:19:45,575
See, that's an example
from the bad category.
Is it resentment?
378
00:19:45,651 --> 00:19:48,017
The stork brought home
a new baby and you don't
want to share Mommy,
379
00:19:48,086 --> 00:19:50,680
or you just can't stand
to see others happy?
380
00:19:50,756 --> 00:19:55,022
She's trying to play me.
If I let her succeed,
the terrorists win.
381
00:19:58,764 --> 00:20:00,425
(BOTH CHATTERING)
382
00:20:01,800 --> 00:20:04,496
I heard there might be
an opening in the ER.
383
00:20:04,570 --> 00:20:06,435
Foreman's a neurologist,
that's not where he...
384
00:20:06,505 --> 00:20:08,564
I did an ER rotation
in Miami.
385
00:20:08,640 --> 00:20:12,269
If I can find another
position, I figure House
will rehire Foreman.
386
00:20:12,344 --> 00:20:13,572
Don't quit.
387
00:20:13,645 --> 00:20:15,306
Cuddy wouldn't
give Foreman
a recommendation.
388
00:20:15,380 --> 00:20:17,143
He's not gonna be able
to find a decent job.
389
00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:18,410
Foreman shouldn't
leave, either.
390
00:20:18,483 --> 00:20:21,213
You think they
should split up?
391
00:20:21,286 --> 00:20:23,584
Office romances
are a bad idea.
392
00:20:25,390 --> 00:20:27,051
We beat some
very long odds.
393
00:20:27,125 --> 00:20:29,559
Wow, honey,
save the gushy stuff
for the wedding.
394
00:20:29,628 --> 00:20:30,720
House is
playing with you.
395
00:20:30,796 --> 00:20:32,787
If you let him get away
with it, he won't
respect you anyway.
396
00:20:32,864 --> 00:20:34,263
Or House is helping you.
397
00:20:34,333 --> 00:20:35,823
He knows it probably
won't work out,
398
00:20:35,901 --> 00:20:38,961
and he's actually
doing you a favor.
399
00:20:39,037 --> 00:20:41,505
Yeah, that sounds
a lot more like House.
400
00:20:41,573 --> 00:20:44,667
I know they're looking
for someone at Mercy.
I'll make a call.
401
00:20:46,979 --> 00:20:48,139
Is your boss
always like that?
402
00:20:48,213 --> 00:20:49,339
Usually worse.
403
00:20:49,414 --> 00:20:52,474
Finding a fellow atheist
always makes his day.
404
00:20:52,551 --> 00:20:55,019
You think it's possible
maybe God's testing
your faith?
405
00:20:55,087 --> 00:20:58,818
No, I already failed.
There'd be no point in
what he's doing to me now.
406
00:20:58,890 --> 00:21:01,586
Got something. Looks like
intercostal neuralgia.
407
00:21:01,660 --> 00:21:03,025
BRESSON: What's that?
408
00:21:03,095 --> 00:21:06,155
Something's traumatizing
one of the nerves that
runs along your ribs.
409
00:21:06,231 --> 00:21:08,062
Explains the chest pain
and numbness.
410
00:21:08,133 --> 00:21:09,691
Could also cause
muscle atrophy.
411
00:21:09,768 --> 00:21:11,633
Does it do anything
to the eyes?
Why? What's wrong?
412
00:21:11,703 --> 00:21:13,466
You're seeing Jesus again?
413
00:21:13,538 --> 00:21:15,802
I'm seeing nothing.
My right eye went blind.
414
00:21:22,914 --> 00:21:24,279
TAUB: Ophthalmological
exam's normal.
415
00:21:24,349 --> 00:21:25,873
Nothing structurally
wrong with the eye.
416
00:21:25,951 --> 00:21:29,114
His heart rate's down,
sensory loss is becoming
more diffuse,
417
00:21:29,187 --> 00:21:31,018
progressive muscle
weakness. He's
shutting down.
418
00:21:31,089 --> 00:21:33,853
It's got to be
something systemic,
like autoimmune.
419
00:21:38,864 --> 00:21:41,526
CSF was clear
for Guillain-Barré.
Cancer?
420
00:21:41,600 --> 00:21:43,568
TAUB: Lmaging studies
have been clear for tumors.
421
00:21:43,635 --> 00:21:45,102
Then that leaves
infection.
422
00:21:45,170 --> 00:21:46,762
He'd be brimming
with white blood cells.
423
00:21:46,838 --> 00:21:51,104
Or we're at
the backstage door of
a Duran Duran concert.
424
00:21:51,176 --> 00:21:54,475
Hundreds of screaming girls
clustered around.
425
00:21:54,546 --> 00:21:55,570
What does that mean?
426
00:21:55,647 --> 00:21:56,773
That girls like
rock bands.
427
00:21:56,848 --> 00:22:00,249
The presence of the fans
indicates the presence
of the band.
428
00:22:00,319 --> 00:22:02,583
Different night.
Same band, same door.
429
00:22:02,654 --> 00:22:04,588
Now there's not
a girl in sight.
430
00:22:04,656 --> 00:22:05,680
What does that mean?
431
00:22:05,757 --> 00:22:07,122
Sorry, I don't speak
hair band.
432
00:22:07,192 --> 00:22:09,057
They weren't a hair band,
they were new romantics.
433
00:22:09,127 --> 00:22:10,185
The band already left?
434
00:22:10,262 --> 00:22:13,163
Nope. Band's still there,
still rocking out.
435
00:22:13,732 --> 00:22:17,498
When does the absence
of the fans not indicate
the absence of the band?
436
00:22:19,805 --> 00:22:23,070
When it's 2009.
There aren't any
Duran Duran fans.
437
00:22:23,141 --> 00:22:24,472
They don't make them
any more.
438
00:22:24,543 --> 00:22:28,343
If there's no infection,
it's because there aren't
any fans, no white cells.
439
00:22:28,413 --> 00:22:31,246
You think his spleen?
440
00:22:32,551 --> 00:22:35,679
Why do I bother with these
great metaphors if I still
have to spell it out?
441
00:22:35,754 --> 00:22:38,154
Yes, I think
it's his spleen.
Go get a biopsy.
442
00:22:38,223 --> 00:22:40,817
I'll try to get
New Moon on Monday
out of my head.
443
00:22:43,328 --> 00:22:45,558
Why are you
talking this time?
444
00:22:49,835 --> 00:22:52,395
If I quit,
will you rehire Foreman?
445
00:22:52,471 --> 00:22:53,495
Why?
446
00:22:53,572 --> 00:22:56,063
He can't find
another job, I can.
447
00:22:56,508 --> 00:22:58,476
And you're willing to make
that sacrifice for him?
448
00:22:58,543 --> 00:22:59,567
Yes.
449
00:23:01,413 --> 00:23:03,347
Does Foreman know
about this plan?
450
00:23:03,415 --> 00:23:04,507
Yes.
451
00:23:09,621 --> 00:23:12,590
Well, if he's okay with it,
who am I to say no?
452
00:23:17,863 --> 00:23:19,023
KUTNER: Hold still.
453
00:23:23,735 --> 00:23:25,362
You think it's my spleen?
454
00:23:25,437 --> 00:23:27,928
(SIGHS) That's what
they're testing.
455
00:23:28,974 --> 00:23:32,102
So, if I happen to cure you,
what happens then?
456
00:23:32,978 --> 00:23:35,811
You start thinking
that God was working
through me,
457
00:23:35,881 --> 00:23:37,576
this is some
sort of miracle?
458
00:23:37,649 --> 00:23:39,617
Do you think
I'm an idiot?
459
00:23:39,684 --> 00:23:40,946
That's what I'm testing.
460
00:23:41,987 --> 00:23:44,455
Losing my faith
wasn't a choice I made.
461
00:23:44,523 --> 00:23:46,354
It happened,
it's gone, for good.
462
00:23:46,425 --> 00:23:50,225
But if it can
magically disappear,
it can magically reappear.
463
00:23:50,295 --> 00:23:52,320
And that's what
you're hoping.
464
00:23:52,998 --> 00:23:55,091
Your job...
Sucks.
465
00:23:55,167 --> 00:23:59,160
That's my point.
You could make more
money frapping decafs,
466
00:23:59,237 --> 00:24:02,001
and yet you're still
ministering to the meek.
467
00:24:02,073 --> 00:24:04,564
Why do the Lord's work
if the Lord has left
the building?
468
00:24:04,643 --> 00:24:06,440
I've been with the church
my entire adult life.
469
00:24:06,511 --> 00:24:08,638
It's my only
marketable skill.
470
00:24:08,713 --> 00:24:11,580
I detect the stink
of leftover faith.
471
00:24:12,451 --> 00:24:15,181
You want to
talk hypocrisy,
what about you?
472
00:24:15,253 --> 00:24:17,551
You act like
you don't care
about anyone,
473
00:24:17,622 --> 00:24:20,523
but here you are,
saving lives.
474
00:24:20,592 --> 00:24:24,426
Solving puzzles.
Saving lives is just
collateral damage.
475
00:24:24,496 --> 00:24:27,761
Nice try. I don't think
you're looking for somebody
to prove you right,
476
00:24:27,833 --> 00:24:31,667
I think you're looking
for somebody to prove you
wrong, to give you hope.
477
00:24:34,473 --> 00:24:36,270
You want to believe,
don't you?
478
00:24:39,478 --> 00:24:44,006
Yeah. I want to walk out
and find myself in a forest
of whore trees.
479
00:24:44,082 --> 00:24:47,848
But I don't think it's
a good idea to tell people
to go fornicate with fruit.
480
00:24:53,892 --> 00:24:56,827
Hey, I was just
talking about you.
481
00:24:56,895 --> 00:25:00,262
Well,
not you specifically,
whores and hypocrisy.
482
00:25:00,465 --> 00:25:04,424
(SIGHS) You were right.
I don't want you there.
483
00:25:04,503 --> 00:25:08,462
It's a special occasion,
filled with love
and acceptance,
484
00:25:08,540 --> 00:25:12,442
and the last thing I need
is someone there who's filled
with loathing and contempt.
485
00:25:14,145 --> 00:25:15,510
Okay.
486
00:25:17,616 --> 00:25:18,776
That's it?
487
00:25:20,385 --> 00:25:22,353
You're really
not coming?
488
00:25:22,420 --> 00:25:23,717
I'm really not coming.
489
00:25:25,991 --> 00:25:27,549
Thank you.
490
00:25:27,626 --> 00:25:29,184
You're welcome.
491
00:25:30,028 --> 00:25:31,859
Gosh, I feel so grown-up.
492
00:25:34,432 --> 00:25:36,263
He's obviously just
jerking you around.
493
00:25:36,334 --> 00:25:37,824
Wants to see
if you're serious.
494
00:25:37,903 --> 00:25:40,167
If you just stick it out,
I think he'll bring
Foreman back.
495
00:25:40,238 --> 00:25:42,035
I don't.
And even if I'm wrong,
496
00:25:42,107 --> 00:25:43,938
I think you should
still split up.
497
00:25:44,009 --> 00:25:46,000
It's just a matter of time
before one of you finds
498
00:25:46,077 --> 00:25:48,045
the other in bed
with another woman.
499
00:25:48,113 --> 00:25:49,978
This coming from
the relationship expert.
500
00:25:50,048 --> 00:25:51,310
12 years and counting.
501
00:25:51,383 --> 00:25:53,715
Hey, if you can
make it that long,
then anyone can.
502
00:25:53,785 --> 00:25:57,277
Funny how the two people
in the room who think
relationships are easy
503
00:25:57,355 --> 00:25:58,481
are both single.
504
00:25:58,557 --> 00:25:59,615
I don't think
they're easy.
505
00:25:59,691 --> 00:26:01,784
That's why I think
if you find something
that could be good,
506
00:26:01,860 --> 00:26:02,884
you should
hang on to it.
507
00:26:02,961 --> 00:26:05,862
Everything could be good,
very little ever is.
508
00:26:05,931 --> 00:26:09,025
His spleen is fine.
Just some insignificant
traces of minor bugs.
509
00:26:09,100 --> 00:26:10,624
Nothing that'd
make him sick.
510
00:26:10,702 --> 00:26:12,067
Which minor bugs?
511
00:26:15,774 --> 00:26:18,368
Why do people
suddenly find religion
when they have kids?
512
00:26:18,443 --> 00:26:19,842
Fear of the unknown.
513
00:26:20,745 --> 00:26:22,269
Cornerstone of faith.
514
00:26:23,448 --> 00:26:25,075
I think it makes
perfect sense.
515
00:26:25,150 --> 00:26:28,483
So it makes sense
because it doesn't
make sense?
516
00:26:28,553 --> 00:26:31,716
The fact that
you're railing about it
doesn't make a lot of sense.
517
00:26:33,224 --> 00:26:35,124
You really got a thing
for your boss, huh?
518
00:26:35,193 --> 00:26:38,356
I've got a thing
for my boss's thing.
519
00:26:38,430 --> 00:26:42,594
She doesn't have
a thing per se.
I'm big on metaphors.
520
00:26:44,102 --> 00:26:47,799
What about you?
Twenty-nine years
of celibacy.
521
00:26:47,872 --> 00:26:49,703
What's holding
you back now?
522
00:26:49,774 --> 00:26:51,742
Who wants a relationship
with a priest?
523
00:26:51,810 --> 00:26:53,300
Who wants
a relationship?
524
00:26:57,382 --> 00:26:58,849
House.
525
00:27:02,320 --> 00:27:03,685
It's the holy water.
526
00:27:03,755 --> 00:27:07,088
We assumed if it was
an infection, it had to be
something big and nasty.
527
00:27:07,158 --> 00:27:09,092
But he has pneumocystis,
528
00:27:09,160 --> 00:27:12,027
a harmless bug
that's everywhere and
never makes anyone sick,
529
00:27:12,097 --> 00:27:14,258
unless they have
a compromised
immune system.
530
00:27:23,475 --> 00:27:26,842
So Father Nietzsche has AIDS.
531
00:27:31,049 --> 00:27:32,380
Impossible.
532
00:27:33,018 --> 00:27:34,315
I've never had
a blood transfusion,
533
00:27:34,386 --> 00:27:36,786
I've never done IV drugs,
I've never had sex.
534
00:27:36,855 --> 00:27:38,447
So prove it.
Have an AIDS test.
535
00:27:38,523 --> 00:27:41,287
No. I know
I don't have AIDS.
536
00:27:41,359 --> 00:27:43,452
We can't treat you
until we know what it is.
537
00:27:43,528 --> 00:27:45,018
A negative result
proves nothing.
538
00:27:45,096 --> 00:27:47,064
On the off chance
it's a false positive,
539
00:27:47,132 --> 00:27:49,327
I permanently lose any
credibility I have left.
540
00:27:49,401 --> 00:27:50,561
I'd say
you just lost that.
541
00:27:50,635 --> 00:27:52,694
I'd say I lost
that with you
a long time ago.
542
00:27:57,075 --> 00:27:58,133
TAUB: We should start
treatment for AIDS.
543
00:27:58,209 --> 00:27:59,267
KUTNER: We need to be sure.
544
00:27:59,344 --> 00:28:02,177
The antiretrovirals
could fry his heart,
his liver, his kidneys...
545
00:28:02,247 --> 00:28:03,976
I'm willing
to take that chance.
Big of you.
546
00:28:04,049 --> 00:28:05,710
I'm more worried about
the kid he molested.
547
00:28:05,784 --> 00:28:07,183
We should be finding him
and getting him tested.
548
00:28:07,252 --> 00:28:08,344
You don't think
he already got tested?
549
00:28:08,420 --> 00:28:10,149
Maybe he did,
maybe he didn't,
550
00:28:10,221 --> 00:28:11,984
but that's a chance
I'm not willing to take.
551
00:28:12,057 --> 00:28:14,491
Legally, we can't inform
sexual partners about STDs.
552
00:28:14,559 --> 00:28:17,323
This isn't some
middle-aged barfly
who likes it bareback,
553
00:28:17,395 --> 00:28:18,885
this is an innocent kid
who was molested.
554
00:28:18,963 --> 00:28:21,625
You just want to rub
the priest's face in it.
Get him transferred again.
555
00:28:21,700 --> 00:28:25,033
Yeah, heaven forbid
a diddler has job issues.
556
00:28:25,103 --> 00:28:28,072
And you get brought up
on charges.
557
00:28:28,139 --> 00:28:31,438
Lost enough
doctors this week.
Treat him for AIDS.
558
00:28:34,179 --> 00:28:35,510
Found a job.
559
00:28:36,581 --> 00:28:38,481
I didn't know
you were looking.
560
00:28:38,550 --> 00:28:41,144
Eggers at Mercy says
I can start Monday.
561
00:28:41,219 --> 00:28:43,915
Why would you...
House says if I go,
you can come back.
562
00:28:43,988 --> 00:28:45,717
(CHUCKLES) It's been
less than two days.
563
00:28:45,790 --> 00:28:48,588
You give up on me that fast?
You get a job behind my back?
564
00:28:48,660 --> 00:28:50,093
You're acting like
I'm cheating on you.
565
00:28:50,161 --> 00:28:52,152
I said I would handle this.
566
00:28:53,598 --> 00:28:55,361
House knew
you'd be like this.
567
00:28:56,367 --> 00:28:57,459
(SCOFFS)
568
00:28:57,535 --> 00:28:58,661
Wow.
569
00:28:59,604 --> 00:29:02,300
Guess House knows me
better than you do.
570
00:29:02,373 --> 00:29:04,204
Too bad I don't go
both ways.
571
00:29:05,243 --> 00:29:06,505
Good night.
572
00:29:11,449 --> 00:29:15,044
Don't you hate when
they put the mushrooms
underneath the cheese?
573
00:29:15,120 --> 00:29:18,419
Your attendance
is validating
her hypocrisy.
574
00:29:18,490 --> 00:29:22,586
If she invited you to
a ceremonial lynching,
would you go?
575
00:29:22,660 --> 00:29:26,460
It would depend on
what she was serving.
Everyone's a hypocrite.
576
00:29:26,531 --> 00:29:30,092
Why are you
suddenly so obsessed with
Cuddy's particular brand?
577
00:29:30,168 --> 00:29:32,136
I'm just making
conversation.
578
00:29:32,203 --> 00:29:35,900
Would you rather we go back
to talking about mushrooms
and cheese?
579
00:29:35,974 --> 00:29:38,135
You're the hypocrite.
You want to go.
580
00:29:38,209 --> 00:29:40,905
You don't resent this baby,
you want to be a part of it.
581
00:29:40,979 --> 00:29:44,312
Yes, but not until
her 16th birthday
in some states.
582
00:29:44,382 --> 00:29:46,043
This is ridiculous.
You two deserve each other.
583
00:29:46,117 --> 00:29:49,644
If you want to go,
just go and act
like a human being.
584
00:29:49,721 --> 00:29:53,487
Wow. Solid advice.
Except for two things.
585
00:29:53,558 --> 00:29:56,459
I'm acting like
I don't want to go
because I don't want to go,
586
00:29:56,528 --> 00:30:02,194
and I am incapable
of acting like
a human being.
587
00:30:15,513 --> 00:30:16,707
Ryan?
588
00:30:18,383 --> 00:30:21,750
Yeah.
I'm Dr. Chris Taub.
Can we talk?
589
00:30:22,353 --> 00:30:24,412
Yeah. What's wrong?
590
00:30:25,690 --> 00:30:27,351
In private?
591
00:30:27,425 --> 00:30:29,086
Nobody's listening
to us here.
592
00:30:31,095 --> 00:30:32,995
I work at
Princeton-Plainsboro Hospital.
593
00:30:33,064 --> 00:30:35,464
I have some news
about Father Daniel Bresson.
594
00:30:37,335 --> 00:30:38,700
What about him?
595
00:30:41,105 --> 00:30:42,936
We believe he has AIDS.
596
00:30:44,375 --> 00:30:45,740
Okay, so?
597
00:30:46,811 --> 00:30:50,838
Well, given the incident
four years ago,
598
00:30:50,915 --> 00:30:54,146
I think you should be tested,
unless you've already done so.
599
00:30:59,224 --> 00:31:00,555
How sick is he?
600
00:31:00,625 --> 00:31:01,717
Very.
601
00:31:03,294 --> 00:31:05,319
Okay. Well, thanks.
602
00:31:06,497 --> 00:31:09,295
Have you been tested?
603
00:31:09,367 --> 00:31:10,664
Yeah.
604
00:31:11,836 --> 00:31:13,167
And?
605
00:31:14,072 --> 00:31:16,632
And it really isn't
any of your business.
606
00:31:29,420 --> 00:31:30,853
I want my job back.
607
00:31:33,258 --> 00:31:37,695
Love, sacrifice,
deception and now betrayal.
608
00:31:38,363 --> 00:31:39,955
This is better
than a telenovela.
609
00:31:40,031 --> 00:31:41,589
What's going on?
610
00:31:41,666 --> 00:31:44,897
Well, either Foreman is here
as the two of you discussed,
611
00:31:44,969 --> 00:31:48,405
to beg for his job back in
exchange for me dumping you
612
00:31:49,374 --> 00:31:50,636
or nothing.
613
00:31:52,777 --> 00:31:54,005
You're trying
to get me fired?
614
00:31:54,078 --> 00:31:56,137
I'm suggesting you quit
and I stay,
615
00:31:56,214 --> 00:31:58,239
which is exactly what
you suggested last night.
616
00:31:58,316 --> 00:32:00,216
I told Eggers
I didn't want the job.
617
00:32:00,285 --> 00:32:03,686
Find another one.
It took you eight hours
to find that one.
618
00:32:03,755 --> 00:32:06,622
The point is,
why didn't you tell me
you were doing this?
619
00:32:06,691 --> 00:32:07,885
Why are you here
without me?
620
00:32:07,959 --> 00:32:10,052
You're overreacting.
We'll talk about this later.
621
00:32:10,128 --> 00:32:12,119
That's what this is about.
It's about you taking control.
622
00:32:12,196 --> 00:32:14,562
It's about you not being
able to handle me saving
your ass.
623
00:32:14,632 --> 00:32:16,463
And you're not being
controlling right now?
624
00:32:16,534 --> 00:32:19,332
Yeah, who's the
controlling bitch now?
625
00:32:19,404 --> 00:32:20,928
House, shut up.
626
00:32:22,407 --> 00:32:23,965
You never wanted
to take that other job.
627
00:32:24,042 --> 00:32:26,010
You never wanted
to save me.
628
00:32:26,077 --> 00:32:28,739
You wanted to offer
to save me, so you
wouldn't feel guilty.
629
00:32:28,813 --> 00:32:32,146
You knew I'd say no.
That's why you're
so mad right now.
630
00:32:36,120 --> 00:32:37,348
You're an idiot.
631
00:32:43,861 --> 00:32:47,353
Well, either you can
go after her and try
and patch things up,
632
00:32:48,232 --> 00:32:51,292
or you blow her off
and take your old job back.
633
00:32:54,839 --> 00:32:56,602
(SIGHS)
634
00:33:04,115 --> 00:33:05,446
Welcome back.
635
00:33:10,588 --> 00:33:12,453
The AIDS meds
aren't gonna work.
636
00:33:12,523 --> 00:33:16,653
If you'd let us do a test,
we could stop treating you,
or you could stop lying.
637
00:33:17,729 --> 00:33:18,821
(GROANS)
638
00:33:18,896 --> 00:33:20,329
I know the feeling.
639
00:33:21,599 --> 00:33:23,396
BP's climbing.
You feeling okay?
640
00:33:23,468 --> 00:33:25,368
No. I feel flushed.
641
00:33:25,436 --> 00:33:29,566
I'm burning all over.
My chest...
642
00:33:35,279 --> 00:33:38,077
TAUB: It's not a new symptom,
it's just a reaction
to the AIDS meds.
643
00:33:38,149 --> 00:33:40,413
Yeah, he reacted
by getting worse.
Means it's not AIDS.
644
00:33:40,485 --> 00:33:45,787
"So went Satan forth from
the presence of the Lord and
smote Job sore with boils."
645
00:33:45,857 --> 00:33:48,291
You think
it's Hyper IgE Syndrome?
646
00:33:48,359 --> 00:33:51,157
I prefer
the colloquial term,
Job's Syndrome.
647
00:33:51,229 --> 00:33:53,527
Explains the symptoms,
and my quote.
648
00:33:53,598 --> 00:33:55,623
It's the first thing
I checked. IgE levels
are normal.
649
00:33:55,700 --> 00:33:57,258
It could be some
other genetic disorder.
650
00:33:57,335 --> 00:34:00,361
Cerebral microtumors
could explain the blindness
and the hallucinations.
651
00:34:00,438 --> 00:34:02,303
We didn't find
any tumors.
652
00:34:02,373 --> 00:34:04,568
That's why
I didn't say tumors,
I said microtumors.
653
00:34:04,642 --> 00:34:08,578
So your explanation
doesn't depend on us being
major morons, just morons?
654
00:34:10,148 --> 00:34:11,979
We should start
genetic testing.
Takes too long.
655
00:34:12,050 --> 00:34:13,984
So we start treatment.
Treatment is surgery.
656
00:34:14,052 --> 00:34:15,576
We can't open him up
without confirmation.
657
00:34:15,653 --> 00:34:17,780
So your position is
we can't test
and we can't treat?
658
00:34:17,855 --> 00:34:19,846
My position is
you're wrong.
659
00:34:19,924 --> 00:34:21,585
This isn't going to work.
660
00:34:21,659 --> 00:34:24,992
Are you kidding?
I've never felt more alive.
661
00:34:25,063 --> 00:34:27,725
Conflict breeds creativity.
Go run the genetic test.
662
00:34:27,799 --> 00:34:28,891
On it.
663
00:34:36,674 --> 00:34:38,141
So, now you don't think
I have AIDS?
664
00:34:38,209 --> 00:34:43,272
I still think it's AIDS.
On the off chance it isn't,
we're pursuing other avenues.
665
00:34:48,219 --> 00:34:49,379
Ryan.
666
00:34:53,224 --> 00:34:55,249
He's...
He's dying?
667
00:34:55,326 --> 00:34:57,157
We don't know
what's wrong with him.
668
00:34:57,228 --> 00:34:59,856
Can I speak to him?
I don't think
that's a good idea.
669
00:34:59,931 --> 00:35:00,989
Ryan?
670
00:35:04,535 --> 00:35:08,369
Why don't I get you a...
Come on, Ryan.
Now's not a good time.
671
00:35:17,748 --> 00:35:19,079
I'm sorry.
672
00:35:24,922 --> 00:35:26,287
For everything.
673
00:35:34,232 --> 00:35:35,631
I'm sorry.
674
00:35:52,750 --> 00:35:54,081
I know.
675
00:35:56,287 --> 00:35:57,413
I know.
676
00:36:11,769 --> 00:36:12,997
(SIGHS)
677
00:36:13,137 --> 00:36:14,627
(DOOR OPENING)
678
00:36:17,675 --> 00:36:19,575
Any second thoughts
about Cuddy?
679
00:36:19,644 --> 00:36:23,740
No, but please feel
free to blather on.
680
00:36:23,814 --> 00:36:26,044
Raising a child
on her own is scary.
681
00:36:26,150 --> 00:36:30,484
She's just doing what
you do, what everyone does.
Trying to avoid pain.
682
00:36:30,555 --> 00:36:32,455
Religion is not the opiate
of the masses,
683
00:36:32,523 --> 00:36:35,253
religion is the placebo
of the masses.
684
00:36:35,326 --> 00:36:36,725
If you're saying that
she's not a hypocrite...
685
00:36:36,794 --> 00:36:40,457
I'm not.
I'm trying to give you
a rational reason
686
00:36:40,531 --> 00:36:44,934
to overlook her hypocrisy,
so you don't feel like
a hypocrite for going.
687
00:36:45,002 --> 00:36:47,300
Oh. Sorry, continue.
688
00:36:47,371 --> 00:36:48,633
Okay.
689
00:36:49,173 --> 00:36:52,939
Even if an
absolute truth exists,
we can't know all of it.
690
00:36:53,010 --> 00:36:56,309
And you can't condemn her
for recognizing that.
691
00:37:15,533 --> 00:37:17,524
Are you eliminating
symptoms?
692
00:37:17,602 --> 00:37:19,695
We can know everything.
693
00:37:19,770 --> 00:37:22,204
This is medicine,
not metaphysics.
694
00:37:22,273 --> 00:37:23,968
Truth is truth.
695
00:37:29,046 --> 00:37:30,070
It fits.
696
00:37:30,147 --> 00:37:31,705
It doesn't fit.
697
00:37:31,782 --> 00:37:34,012
You can't eliminate
a symptom.
698
00:37:34,085 --> 00:37:35,916
I can if it's not
a symptom.
699
00:37:35,987 --> 00:37:37,545
Well, what is it?
700
00:37:37,622 --> 00:37:38,987
Not a symptom.
701
00:37:48,532 --> 00:37:50,056
You're not going to die.
702
00:37:52,470 --> 00:37:54,961
You have
Wiskott-Aldrich Syndrome.
703
00:37:55,840 --> 00:37:57,364
It impairs
your immune system,
704
00:37:57,441 --> 00:38:01,275
makes you susceptible
to all the AIDS stuff
without actually having AIDS.
705
00:38:01,345 --> 00:38:04,178
And you didn't catch it,
you were born with it.
706
00:38:04,248 --> 00:38:05,806
Another gift from God.
707
00:38:08,452 --> 00:38:09,476
You sure?
708
00:38:09,553 --> 00:38:11,282
Genetic tests
should confirm it,
709
00:38:11,355 --> 00:38:15,189
but it explains
all your symptoms.
Toe, chest, eyes, skin.
710
00:38:15,259 --> 00:38:17,853
What about
my hallucination?
711
00:38:17,928 --> 00:38:19,862
Scotch explains that.
712
00:38:23,601 --> 00:38:25,364
That was just
a coincidence?
713
00:38:27,538 --> 00:38:29,972
Coincidences do happen.
714
00:38:33,344 --> 00:38:36,575
But that coincidence is
what brought me to you
in the first place.
715
00:38:39,784 --> 00:38:41,911
You promised
you wouldn't go there.
716
00:38:44,221 --> 00:38:48,851
Einstein said,
"Coincidences are God's way
of remaining anonymous."
717
00:38:49,994 --> 00:38:54,988
A woman in Florida said,
"Look, Jesus is on
my cheese sandwich."
718
00:38:55,066 --> 00:38:58,467
You didn't even want to
take my case. You didn't
even think I was sick.
719
00:38:59,770 --> 00:39:02,898
The fact that I was wrong
is not a proof of God.
720
00:39:07,978 --> 00:39:12,745
I'm just trying to understand
how my life can completely
turn around in a single day.
721
00:39:15,753 --> 00:39:19,120
Don't worry,
your life will go back
to sucking soon enough.
722
00:39:21,759 --> 00:39:24,922
Everything that
happened to you can be
rationally explained.
723
00:39:26,197 --> 00:39:28,995
I know. It's just...
724
00:39:34,372 --> 00:39:36,363
That's a lot
of coincidences.
725
00:39:53,557 --> 00:39:55,457
House was right
about the priest.
726
00:39:56,394 --> 00:39:59,022
Genetic test confirmed
it was Wiskott-Aldrich.
727
00:39:59,096 --> 00:40:00,358
And I would've
discharged him.
728
00:40:00,431 --> 00:40:01,830
Everybody would've
discharged him.
729
00:40:01,899 --> 00:40:06,131
House included.
He only took that
case as a stall.
730
00:40:06,837 --> 00:40:09,738
And yet it was a real case,
and he solved it.
731
00:40:09,807 --> 00:40:12,435
By violating
his own principles,
732
00:40:12,510 --> 00:40:14,910
and ignoring
the admitting symptoms.
733
00:40:14,979 --> 00:40:16,844
Still, he somehow
got away with it.
734
00:40:19,116 --> 00:40:20,549
Saved another life.
735
00:40:22,520 --> 00:40:24,078
You want him
there tonight.
736
00:40:29,794 --> 00:40:31,091
You should tell him.
737
00:40:40,337 --> 00:40:41,895
(CLEARS THROAT)
738
00:40:51,048 --> 00:40:52,106
Cold out there.
739
00:40:52,183 --> 00:40:54,515
At least you have shoes
that cover your toes.
740
00:40:57,788 --> 00:40:59,153
So, it's tonight?
741
00:40:59,223 --> 00:41:00,383
Yeah.
742
00:41:01,025 --> 00:41:02,925
Bad weather for it, huh?
743
00:41:02,993 --> 00:41:04,324
Maybe you'll get lucky.
744
00:41:04,395 --> 00:41:08,126
Maybe your sister
will decide the roads are
too dangerous to drive on.
745
00:41:08,199 --> 00:41:09,325
(CHUCKLES)
746
00:41:09,400 --> 00:41:10,662
Fingers crossed.
747
00:41:17,408 --> 00:41:18,636
Have fun.
748
00:42:02,052 --> 00:42:04,919
(PLAYING CLASSICAL MUSIC
ON PIANO)
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