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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:30,598 --> 00:00:32,631 Hello. It's Thomas. 2 00:00:32,633 --> 00:00:34,666 You can leave a message, but you've probably figured out 3 00:00:34,668 --> 00:00:37,403 that I have already screened your call by now. 4 00:00:37,405 --> 00:00:38,537 Beep! 5 00:00:38,539 --> 00:00:40,706 Hey, Tom. It's the Jackal. 6 00:00:40,941 --> 00:00:44,009 Your pic made me smile today. 7 00:00:44,011 --> 00:00:45,711 We got to postpone my birthday dinner. 8 00:00:45,946 --> 00:00:48,047 There's a last-minute client in Chelsea 9 00:00:48,049 --> 00:00:50,182 visiting from the foreign office. 10 00:00:50,184 --> 00:00:52,684 Says he just couldn't wait. 11 00:00:53,487 --> 00:00:56,488 Some guy called me a freak today, right. 12 00:00:56,490 --> 00:00:58,424 It's so easy to forget that we... 13 00:00:58,426 --> 00:01:01,427 We are the ones who are the freaks. 14 00:01:05,232 --> 00:01:07,699 Most people, and you know who I mean, 15 00:01:07,935 --> 00:01:09,946 they get up in the morning, and they have their coffee 16 00:01:09,970 --> 00:01:11,737 that's been harvested from tiger shit 17 00:01:11,972 --> 00:01:14,506 by a tribe of Pygmy slaves in Sumatra or something. 18 00:01:14,508 --> 00:01:17,276 They go off to work, maybe the gym, maybe. 19 00:01:17,278 --> 00:01:19,278 Then dinner, maybe fancy, maybe not. 20 00:01:19,280 --> 00:01:22,147 Maybe a drink or two or 13. 21 00:01:22,149 --> 00:01:24,983 And then definitely a warm, comfortable bed. 22 00:01:24,985 --> 00:01:27,553 Hopefully, they've got someone in that bed that they like 23 00:01:27,555 --> 00:01:30,089 so they can fall asleep easily. 24 00:01:30,991 --> 00:01:32,624 If it works out long enough, 25 00:01:32,860 --> 00:01:36,061 they buy a ring to finalize the transaction. 26 00:01:36,063 --> 00:01:38,630 We've got them beat at the end of the day at least. 27 00:01:38,632 --> 00:01:40,599 Yo, street slut. 28 00:01:40,601 --> 00:01:42,501 - I saw you with the cowboy. - Fuck off! 29 00:01:42,503 --> 00:01:44,636 Yo, quit being a bitch and share that shit. 30 00:01:44,872 --> 00:01:47,106 - Leave me alone! - Hey, you owe me 20 bucks. 31 00:01:47,108 --> 00:01:48,140 I don't owe you shit. 32 00:01:48,142 --> 00:01:50,209 Quit holding out, you stinking fucker! 33 00:01:50,211 --> 00:01:53,378 Are you that desperate? Now get the fuck out of here. 34 00:01:54,048 --> 00:01:55,768 - Get the fuck out of here. - Whatever, man. 35 00:01:55,850 --> 00:01:57,049 Go! 36 00:01:58,352 --> 00:02:01,620 Hey, hey, are you okay? 37 00:02:01,856 --> 00:02:02,988 You sure? 38 00:02:02,990 --> 00:02:04,957 - Thanks. - You're welcome. 39 00:02:09,130 --> 00:02:11,196 Some people spend their entire day 40 00:02:11,198 --> 00:02:12,631 staring at a computer screen. 41 00:02:12,633 --> 00:02:15,467 The only person that they really interact with 42 00:02:15,469 --> 00:02:18,537 is their local barista, who's so wired on caffeine 43 00:02:18,539 --> 00:02:22,708 that he'll tell you his life story for a fucking $1 tip. 44 00:02:22,943 --> 00:02:25,444 Motherfuckers will suffer 100-hour workweeks 45 00:02:25,446 --> 00:02:27,279 just to have that fancy fair-trade coffee 46 00:02:27,281 --> 00:02:29,448 served to them with a fake fucking smile. 47 00:02:31,285 --> 00:02:32,918 I don't know. 48 00:02:35,623 --> 00:02:39,658 Well, get back to me when you can, Tomcat. 49 00:02:47,168 --> 00:02:49,401 And I put on my black-girl face, 50 00:02:49,403 --> 00:02:51,470 and I said, "What a fancy bitch." 51 00:02:52,406 --> 00:02:56,108 And he was waiting around for his friends for a bit, 52 00:02:56,110 --> 00:02:58,177 but they, of course, were long gone, 53 00:02:58,179 --> 00:03:03,148 and needless to say, that was the end of that. 54 00:03:03,150 --> 00:03:05,951 MAN: Man, we said no camera. 55 00:03:14,295 --> 00:03:15,878 You like that? 56 00:03:15,879 --> 00:03:17,462 You like it when Daddy gets rough with you? 57 00:03:17,464 --> 00:03:19,264 Are you okay? 58 00:03:20,334 --> 00:03:22,501 I, got a surprise for you. 59 00:03:22,503 --> 00:03:25,170 Bought a little bit of G yesterday. 60 00:03:25,172 --> 00:03:27,172 I figured you might want to go out and... 61 00:03:27,174 --> 00:03:29,208 My treat, of course. 62 00:03:29,210 --> 00:03:30,375 No, thanks. 63 00:03:30,377 --> 00:03:31,476 What's that? 64 00:03:31,478 --> 00:03:35,581 My best friend made me promise I'd wait until I'm at least 18. 65 00:03:37,484 --> 00:03:39,384 But I got it for you. 66 00:03:39,386 --> 00:03:40,953 As a tip. 67 00:03:43,723 --> 00:03:46,490 Normally I don't do the hard stuff, but it's Saturday night. 68 00:03:46,493 --> 00:03:47,559 We're in New York. 69 00:03:48,929 --> 00:03:51,096 And I know I'm not the grandpa who said no. 70 00:03:51,098 --> 00:03:53,498 I'm sorry. I got to get going, dude. 71 00:03:53,500 --> 00:03:56,235 Stay a little longer. 72 00:03:56,237 --> 00:03:58,103 How do you expect to create big business 73 00:03:58,105 --> 00:03:59,972 with an attitude like that? 74 00:04:03,444 --> 00:04:05,344 Come here, boy. 75 00:04:05,346 --> 00:04:07,346 Now, where did I put my wallet? 76 00:04:07,348 --> 00:04:09,348 What does it look like? 77 00:04:13,387 --> 00:04:15,387 You know what the hell it looks like. 78 00:04:15,389 --> 00:04:17,456 It was right here on the nightstand 79 00:04:17,458 --> 00:04:19,358 before I left for the bathroom. 80 00:04:19,360 --> 00:04:21,693 I need to go home, dude. 81 00:04:21,929 --> 00:04:23,528 Where the hell is it? 82 00:04:23,530 --> 00:04:26,164 - Where is it? - Back the fuck off, dude. 83 00:04:33,941 --> 00:04:36,341 I'm so sorry. 84 00:04:42,449 --> 00:04:45,050 I was wondering when this was going to get fun. 85 00:04:53,327 --> 00:04:55,494 We're allowed to kiss now? 86 00:05:01,302 --> 00:05:04,036 You're a crazy little one, you are. 87 00:05:05,439 --> 00:05:08,106 You should have told me you like being a bossy bottom 88 00:05:08,108 --> 00:05:11,376 ready to ride this big German cock again, no? 89 00:05:13,314 --> 00:05:17,582 You have the smallest nuts I've ever seen, dude. 90 00:05:21,288 --> 00:05:23,121 Found your wallet. 91 00:05:23,123 --> 00:05:26,391 Ooh, wow! 92 00:05:26,393 --> 00:05:30,529 Not even American currency. Fucking euro trash. 93 00:05:31,432 --> 00:05:33,432 Smile. 94 00:05:33,434 --> 00:05:34,933 What's that, love? 95 00:05:34,935 --> 00:05:37,569 You don't like being filmed without your consent? 96 00:05:37,571 --> 00:05:39,004 Yeah, no shit. 97 00:05:39,006 --> 00:05:41,039 You can keep your stinky euros, 98 00:05:41,041 --> 00:05:44,142 and I'll accept this camera as payment. 99 00:05:44,144 --> 00:05:46,411 Pleasure doing business with you. 100 00:06:20,314 --> 00:06:24,015 Don't even think... about moving. 101 00:06:25,285 --> 00:06:26,585 Bitch. 102 00:06:26,820 --> 00:06:28,920 What the fuck, Tom? 103 00:06:28,922 --> 00:06:32,524 I had to go to three... Three different grocery stores 104 00:06:32,526 --> 00:06:35,527 to find your precious curry ketchup, 105 00:06:35,529 --> 00:06:39,631 but I said, "Hey, only the best for Captain Jackoff." 106 00:06:39,867 --> 00:06:42,501 So are you ready to tell me how you busted your nose? 107 00:06:42,503 --> 00:06:44,503 What, this nose? 108 00:06:44,505 --> 00:06:46,238 Well, I bet you deserved it. 109 00:06:46,240 --> 00:06:48,073 What'd you do? 110 00:06:49,943 --> 00:06:52,577 No, no!! 111 00:06:52,579 --> 00:06:55,113 Give me one reason not to blow your head off right now. 112 00:06:55,115 --> 00:06:58,383 Well, you're 18, so you might be tried as an adult. 113 00:07:01,155 --> 00:07:03,288 You're disgusting, you know that. 114 00:07:03,290 --> 00:07:06,425 Hey, hey, I bet you like this, too. 115 00:07:06,427 --> 00:07:09,561 Hooker blood. 116 00:07:09,563 --> 00:07:15,066 The most delicious substance on earth. 117 00:07:16,403 --> 00:07:18,370 Get off me. 118 00:07:23,143 --> 00:07:26,445 This... is for you. 119 00:07:27,881 --> 00:07:30,248 Come on. 120 00:07:35,389 --> 00:07:38,890 All right. Come on, open it, you little shit. 121 00:07:38,892 --> 00:07:41,493 Nice. 122 00:07:41,495 --> 00:07:43,128 Ooh. 123 00:07:43,130 --> 00:07:44,963 I got you something, too, by the way. 124 00:07:45,966 --> 00:07:50,135 The spoils of war. For you, my love. 125 00:07:50,137 --> 00:07:52,337 I'm officially your sugar daddy 126 00:07:52,339 --> 00:07:53,972 until you become a famous photographer 127 00:07:53,974 --> 00:07:57,242 and let me fulfill my lifelong destiny as a stay-at-home dad. 128 00:07:57,244 --> 00:07:58,610 Jack. 129 00:07:59,480 --> 00:08:02,147 This is amazing. 130 00:08:02,149 --> 00:08:03,348 Seriously. 131 00:08:05,519 --> 00:08:08,086 But you've got to give it back to whoever you stole it from. 132 00:08:08,088 --> 00:08:09,638 No way. 133 00:08:09,639 --> 00:08:11,189 You should have seen the stuff I had to delete off it last night. 134 00:08:11,191 --> 00:08:13,158 Trust me, it's better off in your hands. 135 00:08:13,160 --> 00:08:14,459 We can't get in trouble. 136 00:08:14,461 --> 00:08:15,460 I already checked. 137 00:08:15,462 --> 00:08:16,995 It hasn't been registered anywhere. 138 00:08:16,997 --> 00:08:19,564 Jack, my dad called the police, okay. 139 00:08:19,566 --> 00:08:21,266 He's trying to find me. 140 00:08:21,268 --> 00:08:23,869 Well, it must be nice to feel wanted. 141 00:08:25,239 --> 00:08:29,407 If they find me, that's it. 142 00:08:30,377 --> 00:08:32,577 You know what? You need this for school, okay? 143 00:08:32,813 --> 00:08:34,212 No more distractions. 144 00:08:34,214 --> 00:08:37,482 No more excuses. 145 00:08:37,484 --> 00:08:42,320 I'm taking care of the bills until you can make us rich. 146 00:08:45,058 --> 00:08:47,592 Then come on, get up. 147 00:08:47,828 --> 00:08:52,030 Get dressed, and let's get this over with. 148 00:09:06,813 --> 00:09:11,550 So I'll take this shirt and this guy right here. 149 00:09:11,552 --> 00:09:13,418 Put it on my account. 150 00:09:13,420 --> 00:09:14,553 Can you get this, please? 151 00:09:14,788 --> 00:09:17,122 Sure thing, Mr. Price. 152 00:09:17,124 --> 00:09:18,957 Call me Ken. 153 00:09:20,394 --> 00:09:23,495 - Okay. - There's no need for that. 154 00:09:23,497 --> 00:09:26,998 I'm doing my part for the environment. 155 00:09:29,002 --> 00:09:31,937 Mr. Ken, do you want to take these with you, as well? 156 00:09:31,939 --> 00:09:34,940 Yes. Thanks, Stacy. 157 00:09:51,224 --> 00:09:53,491 You are such a freak, dude. 158 00:09:53,493 --> 00:09:56,528 This... This is how you want to celebrate your birthday? 159 00:09:56,530 --> 00:09:58,730 You do realize that some cop is probably gonna shoot us. 160 00:09:58,865 --> 00:10:00,231 We look like fucking terrorists. 161 00:10:00,233 --> 00:10:03,068 The politically correct term is freedom fighters. 162 00:10:03,070 --> 00:10:04,936 You know, most people, they want to see a play, 163 00:10:04,938 --> 00:10:06,571 maybe... maybe have a little party, Jack. 164 00:10:06,573 --> 00:10:08,573 This is my party, Tommy. 165 00:10:08,575 --> 00:10:11,943 It's time to finally make these guys our bitch, bitch. 166 00:10:11,945 --> 00:10:14,512 TOM: What is that? Are you kidding me? 167 00:10:14,514 --> 00:10:16,915 Did you make a hit list? You made a hit list for this? 168 00:10:16,917 --> 00:10:19,351 JACK: Best gift ever. Thank you! 169 00:10:22,022 --> 00:10:23,588 Which one is this? 170 00:10:23,824 --> 00:10:25,023 Mustard. 171 00:10:29,229 --> 00:10:30,528 - That's bullshit. - What? 172 00:10:30,764 --> 00:10:31,963 - I want to be ketchup. - Okay. 173 00:10:31,965 --> 00:10:33,965 I'm ketchup, and you're mustard. That's how this works. 174 00:10:33,967 --> 00:10:35,467 Hey, fine, fine, fine. 175 00:10:35,469 --> 00:10:37,335 Here. You happy. 176 00:10:37,337 --> 00:10:39,270 - Let's do this. - Fucking misogynist. 177 00:10:39,272 --> 00:10:41,172 I hate you so much right now, by the way. 178 00:10:42,275 --> 00:10:43,308 Love you. 179 00:10:44,211 --> 00:10:45,176 What? 180 00:10:45,178 --> 00:10:46,411 - What, what, what? - Sorry. 181 00:10:46,413 --> 00:10:48,113 Come on, hey. 182 00:10:48,115 --> 00:10:50,248 - Let's get rolling. - Okay. 183 00:10:50,250 --> 00:10:52,884 Everyone's looking at me. 184 00:11:31,925 --> 00:11:34,125 KEN: Young man! Excuse me. 185 00:11:34,127 --> 00:11:35,960 Excuse this, faggot! 186 00:11:50,744 --> 00:11:52,377 I just want to talk to you, that's all. 187 00:11:52,379 --> 00:11:54,846 You can talk to me on redman.com. 188 00:11:54,848 --> 00:11:56,815 Come on, Captain Jackoff. 189 00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:04,122 Jesus tap-dancing Christ. 190 00:12:04,124 --> 00:12:06,057 Hi. This is Liz Hutchinson. 191 00:12:06,059 --> 00:12:07,792 Please leave a message. Thank you. 192 00:12:08,462 --> 00:12:09,961 Hey, Mom. 193 00:12:11,364 --> 00:12:13,998 I thought you'd want to wish me a happy birthday. 194 00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:16,901 - Just kidding. - TOM: This gun's busted. 195 00:12:16,903 --> 00:12:18,870 I spent 25 bucks on this shit. 196 00:12:18,872 --> 00:12:20,138 Can you believe it? 197 00:12:24,244 --> 00:12:25,977 Give me. 198 00:12:25,979 --> 00:12:30,181 Hey, you're going dark on your birthday? 199 00:12:30,884 --> 00:12:35,220 Jack, you don't got to do that 'cause I'm here. 200 00:12:35,222 --> 00:12:36,221 You got that? 201 00:12:36,223 --> 00:12:38,590 I said you got that, punk? 202 00:12:38,825 --> 00:12:40,225 Okay, all right. 203 00:12:40,227 --> 00:12:41,326 All right. 204 00:12:41,328 --> 00:12:42,393 All right, well, let's fix this one together. 205 00:12:42,395 --> 00:12:44,262 The mustard seeds are clogging it and shit. 206 00:12:50,203 --> 00:12:52,604 Here, there's got to be some... 207 00:12:57,978 --> 00:13:00,812 You know what happens when I get my hands on these. 208 00:13:02,182 --> 00:13:03,548 Bye-bye. 209 00:13:07,020 --> 00:13:08,853 It's stuck. 210 00:13:08,855 --> 00:13:12,290 There's something clogging the, um... the tubey thing in there. 211 00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:17,095 Whoa, okay, Jack, I don't think that solves everything. 212 00:13:17,097 --> 00:13:18,930 I'm not so sure that the mustard seeds 213 00:13:18,932 --> 00:13:22,834 are too susceptible to your slut powers. 214 00:13:22,836 --> 00:13:25,036 Captain Jackoff, who wanted mustard 215 00:13:25,038 --> 00:13:28,006 for his birthday shootout. 216 00:13:28,007 --> 00:13:30,975 So I made sure that we only got the highest-octane mustard. 217 00:13:30,977 --> 00:13:32,977 Now, why we didn't just use mayonnaise, I... 218 00:13:32,979 --> 00:13:34,379 Ketchup and mayonnaise? 219 00:13:34,381 --> 00:13:35,847 Hot sauce, I don't know, shit. 220 00:13:35,849 --> 00:13:38,850 Dude, that's like biological warfare. 221 00:13:38,852 --> 00:13:41,486 We're freedom fighters, not terrorists. 222 00:13:41,488 --> 00:13:43,922 All right, all right. 223 00:13:43,924 --> 00:13:46,324 Now, hush. 224 00:13:49,729 --> 00:13:51,229 JACK:. 225 00:13:56,436 --> 00:13:58,403 My God. What are you doing? 226 00:13:58,405 --> 00:14:00,038 Hold still. 227 00:14:01,975 --> 00:14:03,775 What are you writing? 228 00:14:11,451 --> 00:14:12,851 What's wrong? 229 00:14:15,055 --> 00:14:16,120 Nothing. 230 00:14:17,390 --> 00:14:19,157 Dude. 231 00:14:27,300 --> 00:14:30,335 He says that once he finds out where I am, 232 00:14:30,337 --> 00:14:36,040 he's going to force me to stay with my uncle in Mexico City. 233 00:14:36,042 --> 00:14:39,444 He says that he wants me to be closer to my family. 234 00:14:39,446 --> 00:14:40,945 I don't know. It's ridiculous. 235 00:14:40,947 --> 00:14:41,980 Like that's going to happen. 236 00:14:41,982 --> 00:14:44,115 Well, I don't really get a choice. 237 00:14:44,117 --> 00:14:46,017 I'm not 18 yet. 238 00:14:46,019 --> 00:14:49,220 You can't really emancipate yourself from someone 239 00:14:49,222 --> 00:14:53,424 who literally owns an entire team of lawyers. 240 00:14:53,426 --> 00:14:55,586 I have to turn my phone off whenever I get to the dorm. 241 00:14:55,762 --> 00:14:57,362 I have to get a prepaid one or something tomorrow. 242 00:14:57,364 --> 00:14:58,997 Like a burner phone? 243 00:14:59,866 --> 00:15:01,299 We're like spies. 244 00:15:01,301 --> 00:15:02,433 Fugitives. 245 00:15:02,435 --> 00:15:04,369 Hey, that's sexy, too, right? 246 00:15:04,371 --> 00:15:05,803 No. 247 00:15:06,740 --> 00:15:09,240 Hey, we're on our way to getting our own place. 248 00:15:09,242 --> 00:15:11,209 It's going to be fine. 249 00:15:11,211 --> 00:15:15,313 Worst-case scenario, we just have to make him disappear. 250 00:15:15,315 --> 00:15:19,450 It wouldn't be the first body to be dumped in the Hudson, right? 251 00:15:19,452 --> 00:15:22,320 Or we could just eat him so that there's... 252 00:15:22,322 --> 00:15:24,355 There's no evidence at all. 253 00:15:24,357 --> 00:15:26,424 - That's gross. - Okay, okay, okay. 254 00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:28,359 No murder. 255 00:15:28,361 --> 00:15:30,828 We just, um, change your name. 256 00:15:30,830 --> 00:15:33,264 To, Diane. 257 00:15:33,266 --> 00:15:36,367 Diane. Yeah. That's a great idea. 258 00:15:36,369 --> 00:15:40,271 So we'd be Jack and Diane. 259 00:15:40,273 --> 00:15:41,306 You're so stupid. 260 00:15:41,308 --> 00:15:42,941 But I love that song. 261 00:15:42,943 --> 00:15:44,542 Here we go. 262 00:15:48,114 --> 00:15:50,131 Boy. 263 00:15:52,852 --> 00:15:55,186 Hold still, please. 264 00:15:55,889 --> 00:15:58,890 Your name. 265 00:16:02,062 --> 00:16:03,294 Come here. 266 00:16:06,766 --> 00:16:08,399 Voilà. 267 00:16:10,136 --> 00:16:11,402 Stay there. 268 00:16:13,106 --> 00:16:14,339 Freak. 269 00:16:25,952 --> 00:16:28,052 - Fuck! - Can I help. 270 00:16:29,289 --> 00:16:30,788 You're bleeding. 271 00:16:30,790 --> 00:16:32,256 It's fine. 272 00:16:33,326 --> 00:16:35,259 Fuck. 273 00:16:58,952 --> 00:17:01,052 Alex did something today. 274 00:17:09,129 --> 00:17:11,829 JESS: That's good, that's good. Alex. 275 00:17:11,831 --> 00:17:14,532 That's incredible. 276 00:17:19,239 --> 00:17:21,372 And I missed it. 277 00:17:23,209 --> 00:17:24,942 What's going on? 278 00:17:26,713 --> 00:17:29,280 I caught myself looking through our credit-card statements 279 00:17:29,282 --> 00:17:30,815 so I could see what you've been up to. 280 00:17:30,817 --> 00:17:33,017 That's... That's not me. 281 00:17:38,258 --> 00:17:40,291 It's happening again. 282 00:17:54,941 --> 00:17:57,475 Do I need to go get tested? 283 00:17:57,710 --> 00:17:59,844 No, no. 284 00:17:59,846 --> 00:18:02,780 Nothing happened. 285 00:18:02,782 --> 00:18:05,183 I love you. 286 00:18:05,185 --> 00:18:06,984 It's under control. 287 00:18:13,159 --> 00:18:14,792 It's getting harder to trust you. 288 00:18:14,794 --> 00:18:15,526 No. 289 00:18:15,762 --> 00:18:18,296 I-I do have a limit. 290 00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:26,037 And... I don't think I can handle going through this again. 291 00:18:43,256 --> 00:18:45,022 Hey. 292 00:18:45,024 --> 00:18:47,291 - What? - We should get cleaned up. 293 00:18:47,293 --> 00:18:49,360 Matt and Darnell are going to walk in. 294 00:18:49,362 --> 00:18:51,095 No, you're in my bed tonight. 295 00:18:51,097 --> 00:18:54,098 No way. We can get kicked out for this. 296 00:18:54,100 --> 00:18:56,167 It's my birthday for 20 more minutes. 297 00:18:56,169 --> 00:18:58,936 Fine. 298 00:18:58,938 --> 00:19:00,304 Be that way. 299 00:19:01,207 --> 00:19:02,607 But seriously, can I get cleaned up? 300 00:19:02,742 --> 00:19:03,975 I'm all slippery. 301 00:19:03,977 --> 00:19:05,042 No. 302 00:19:05,044 --> 00:19:07,912 No, you're not allowed to leave till morning. 303 00:19:07,914 --> 00:19:10,047 Hey, I prefer you slippery anyways 304 00:19:10,049 --> 00:19:11,883 in case I want to go again. 305 00:19:12,852 --> 00:19:14,385 My butt needs a break. 306 00:19:19,159 --> 00:19:20,892 What up, Matt? 307 00:19:24,230 --> 00:19:25,730 Hey. 308 00:19:29,169 --> 00:19:30,835 Thanks for today. 309 00:19:32,405 --> 00:19:36,174 Anything for you, Captain Jackoff. 310 00:19:40,629 --> 00:19:42,312 You know it's not like this with anyone else. 311 00:19:42,315 --> 00:19:44,382 Hey, I literally have to fake it. 312 00:19:44,384 --> 00:19:45,449 Shh. 313 00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:47,151 I know. 314 00:19:47,153 --> 00:19:48,953 I know. 315 00:19:56,663 --> 00:19:58,162 Okay, okay. 316 00:19:59,199 --> 00:20:00,798 Condom. 317 00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:02,066 You're on meds. It's fine. 318 00:20:02,068 --> 00:20:03,734 Stop. 319 00:20:05,205 --> 00:20:06,971 You don't need any more trouble, okay. 320 00:20:06,973 --> 00:20:09,040 I'm lucky enough that you're still even with me. 321 00:20:09,042 --> 00:20:11,375 If I ever find that guy, I'm going to kill him. 322 00:20:11,377 --> 00:20:14,111 Hey, it's my fault. 323 00:20:14,113 --> 00:20:15,980 Stop saying that. 324 00:20:21,221 --> 00:20:28,059 Hey, let's, um, establish a safe word. 325 00:20:28,828 --> 00:20:30,228 A safe word? 326 00:20:31,764 --> 00:20:33,064 Okay. 327 00:20:34,167 --> 00:20:35,967 What's our safe word? 328 00:20:38,705 --> 00:20:40,471 "Harder." 329 00:20:40,707 --> 00:20:42,206 Yeah. 330 00:20:44,177 --> 00:20:46,811 "Harder" is an awful safe word. 331 00:20:46,813 --> 00:20:48,913 And besides, we don't need one. 332 00:20:49,716 --> 00:20:51,482 I know that you'd never hurt me. 333 00:20:51,718 --> 00:20:54,418 It's just in case one of us gets in trouble. 334 00:20:54,654 --> 00:20:58,856 Well, how about... 335 00:20:58,858 --> 00:20:59,924 I got it. 336 00:20:59,926 --> 00:21:03,394 How about you don't get into trouble? 337 00:21:03,396 --> 00:21:04,895 Punk. 338 00:21:04,897 --> 00:21:05,930 - Hey. - What? 339 00:21:05,932 --> 00:21:07,098 I'll punk you. 340 00:21:07,100 --> 00:21:09,133 Shh. Be quiet. 341 00:21:14,407 --> 00:21:18,442 What's, um... What's our safe word? 342 00:21:21,381 --> 00:21:22,413 Harder. 343 00:21:22,649 --> 00:21:23,981 Good. 344 00:21:23,983 --> 00:21:26,083 Mnh-mnh, no, go harder. 345 00:21:26,085 --> 00:21:27,418 It feels good. 346 00:22:04,791 --> 00:22:06,724 Lady boy. 347 00:22:10,763 --> 00:22:12,763 Lady boy. 348 00:22:18,304 --> 00:22:20,071 Yo, faggot. 349 00:22:23,209 --> 00:22:25,443 I have a gift for you. 350 00:22:35,388 --> 00:22:37,888 It's called morning wood. 351 00:22:38,658 --> 00:22:42,360 It tastes like maple syrup 'cause I'm Canadian. 352 00:22:42,362 --> 00:22:43,294 Do you want to try? 353 00:22:43,296 --> 00:22:45,129 Put your little pecker away, Matt. 354 00:22:45,131 --> 00:22:49,100 What... What a cranky little bitch before breakfast. 355 00:22:49,102 --> 00:22:50,301 I want some toast. 356 00:22:50,303 --> 00:22:51,202 What the... 357 00:22:51,204 --> 00:22:53,204 The next thing out of your mouth 358 00:22:53,206 --> 00:22:54,486 is going to be a fucking apology. 359 00:22:54,640 --> 00:22:57,041 Jack, you're going to get us in trouble. Come on. 360 00:22:57,043 --> 00:22:59,210 If you even fucking look at Tom again, 361 00:22:59,212 --> 00:23:02,813 I'm going to rip your dick off and shove it down your throat. 362 00:23:02,815 --> 00:23:05,750 Do you understand me, asshole? 363 00:23:06,319 --> 00:23:09,954 MATT: 364 00:23:30,143 --> 00:23:32,843 Jesus tap-dancing Christ. 365 00:23:32,845 --> 00:23:34,011 - Kenny. - Father. 366 00:23:35,381 --> 00:23:37,314 I know you didn't just take the Lord's name in vain. 367 00:23:37,316 --> 00:23:40,151 Thanks for seeing me on such short notice, Father. 368 00:23:40,153 --> 00:23:42,219 It's been too long. 369 00:23:44,690 --> 00:23:48,292 You are not going to like what I'm about to say. 370 00:23:48,294 --> 00:23:49,727 Let's hear it. 371 00:23:50,630 --> 00:23:52,163 I'm going to finish my master's. 372 00:23:52,165 --> 00:23:55,766 You are the only person in the world 373 00:23:55,768 --> 00:24:00,004 who can manage to be exhausted and bored at the same time. 374 00:24:00,006 --> 00:24:01,906 It's mostly online. 375 00:24:01,908 --> 00:24:05,276 But I have classes on Tuesday and Thursday 376 00:24:05,278 --> 00:24:07,411 starting in January. 377 00:24:08,681 --> 00:24:09,980 I was hoping... 378 00:24:09,982 --> 00:24:12,116 You could have an on-call nanny? 379 00:24:13,619 --> 00:24:15,953 You're lucky I like that kid so much. 380 00:24:17,290 --> 00:24:18,923 How's little Alex doing? 381 00:24:18,925 --> 00:24:21,725 He's, well, amazing. 382 00:24:21,727 --> 00:24:23,260 Yeah? 383 00:24:23,261 --> 00:24:24,794 He's getting into all sorts of trouble. 384 00:24:28,601 --> 00:24:30,034 Yello! 385 00:24:30,870 --> 00:24:32,870 - Baby. - Come here. 386 00:24:32,872 --> 00:24:34,104 Hey, Mama. 387 00:24:35,341 --> 00:24:37,708 Hey, check it out. 388 00:24:37,710 --> 00:24:38,976 How'd I do? 389 00:24:38,978 --> 00:24:40,978 You look so good. 390 00:24:40,980 --> 00:24:43,447 Tell me everything. How's Jack? 391 00:24:44,250 --> 00:24:46,984 You know, he's at... at work. 392 00:24:46,986 --> 00:24:48,719 Lord. 393 00:24:50,756 --> 00:24:52,790 Come in, baby. 394 00:24:58,364 --> 00:25:01,332 Make sure you crawl in this time. 395 00:25:01,334 --> 00:25:05,236 Everyone knows wittle-bitty babies don't know how to walk. 396 00:25:05,238 --> 00:25:07,204 PRIEST: What was it you wanted to talk about? 397 00:25:08,674 --> 00:25:10,774 I'm getting the urges again. 398 00:25:10,776 --> 00:25:12,176 Dear. 399 00:25:12,178 --> 00:25:15,012 They never really stopped. 400 00:25:15,014 --> 00:25:17,715 I was just scared shitless. 401 00:25:17,717 --> 00:25:20,818 I was scared of losing Alex and Jess. 402 00:25:20,820 --> 00:25:23,821 I was able to hold this off for a while, 403 00:25:23,823 --> 00:25:27,057 but now it's like I have no control. 404 00:25:27,059 --> 00:25:29,793 It's like I'm two different people. 405 00:25:29,795 --> 00:25:32,930 I just need to know for sure. 406 00:25:35,001 --> 00:25:37,368 Why can't they just make a pill? 407 00:25:37,603 --> 00:25:39,303 Or something that I can take 408 00:25:39,305 --> 00:25:42,106 that would just make this all go away. 409 00:25:42,108 --> 00:25:44,208 Unfortunately, it doesn't work like that. 410 00:25:44,210 --> 00:25:46,810 If you're going to push this nanny thing, 411 00:25:46,812 --> 00:25:48,879 there are going to be some rules. 412 00:25:48,881 --> 00:25:50,314 Name your terms. 413 00:25:51,150 --> 00:25:53,951 I get to feed Alex whatever I want. 414 00:25:53,953 --> 00:25:56,153 You are the worst. 415 00:25:56,155 --> 00:25:59,857 It is my right as a grandma to spoil your child. 416 00:25:59,859 --> 00:26:00,858 Great. 417 00:26:06,933 --> 00:26:08,365 Great. 418 00:26:09,602 --> 00:26:11,936 Come here, baby. 419 00:26:11,938 --> 00:26:13,270 Come here. 420 00:26:13,272 --> 00:26:17,908 Look who's a big boy crawling all by himself. 421 00:26:17,910 --> 00:26:20,878 So good. 422 00:26:20,880 --> 00:26:23,280 Who's Mama's big boy? 423 00:26:23,282 --> 00:26:25,316 Come here, baby. 424 00:26:25,318 --> 00:26:27,751 Who's Mama's big boy? 425 00:26:27,753 --> 00:26:29,420 Who's a big boy? 426 00:26:29,622 --> 00:26:33,324 Who's a big boy? 427 00:26:33,326 --> 00:26:35,993 - Me? - No talking, baby. 428 00:26:43,202 --> 00:26:47,671 Wah, wah. 429 00:26:47,673 --> 00:26:50,307 That's better, baby. 430 00:26:50,309 --> 00:26:55,112 Now, you must be famished? 431 00:26:59,986 --> 00:27:03,253 This is huge. 432 00:27:03,255 --> 00:27:06,256 - You should be so proud. - Thank you. 433 00:27:06,258 --> 00:27:10,027 Dave and I have been sober for over 20 years, 434 00:27:10,029 --> 00:27:13,163 and this can be such a bitch. 435 00:27:17,937 --> 00:27:19,403 Thanks, Mama. 436 00:27:19,639 --> 00:27:22,806 I wish Jack could have stuck it out with you. 437 00:27:22,808 --> 00:27:23,941 I don't know. 438 00:27:23,943 --> 00:27:26,210 That boy needs some clarity. 439 00:27:26,212 --> 00:27:28,345 It's something else. The dude barely even drinks. 440 00:27:28,581 --> 00:27:30,314 He pretty much only smokes weed. 441 00:27:30,316 --> 00:27:35,819 But he got into two fights, two fights in the past 24 hours. 442 00:27:35,821 --> 00:27:37,154 Have you ever thought... 443 00:27:37,156 --> 00:27:40,024 And please don't take this the wrong way. 444 00:27:40,026 --> 00:27:43,995 Go ahead. 445 00:27:43,996 --> 00:27:47,965 That maybe you and Jack might need a little bit of distance 446 00:27:47,967 --> 00:27:52,069 so that you both can work on yourselves. 447 00:27:52,071 --> 00:27:53,937 But we're like ketchup and mustard. 448 00:27:53,939 --> 00:27:55,105 You know that. 449 00:27:55,107 --> 00:27:56,774 Honey. 450 00:27:56,776 --> 00:28:01,211 Ketchup and mustard are not mutually exclusive. 451 00:28:01,213 --> 00:28:04,982 In fact, the only time I've ever had them together 452 00:28:04,984 --> 00:28:08,419 is on hamburgers and hot dogs. 453 00:28:09,321 --> 00:28:11,321 JESS: It's weird. 454 00:28:11,557 --> 00:28:14,892 He's so much happier when there's lots of stuff going on. 455 00:28:14,894 --> 00:28:16,727 You weren't any different. 456 00:28:16,729 --> 00:28:18,662 Always calmest in chaos. 457 00:28:19,899 --> 00:28:21,265 SANDRA: So... 458 00:28:29,208 --> 00:28:32,009 Are we going to get to the rest of the demands? 459 00:28:33,646 --> 00:28:35,112 Go for it. 460 00:28:36,649 --> 00:28:40,084 You're going to talk to me about what's really bothering you. 461 00:28:41,587 --> 00:28:43,954 He's not a fucked-up kid. 462 00:28:43,956 --> 00:28:47,925 He's a good kid with fucked-up brain chemistry. 463 00:28:47,927 --> 00:28:53,297 Until he decides to get the help that he needs, 464 00:28:53,299 --> 00:28:56,166 there's not much you can do for him but love him. 465 00:28:56,168 --> 00:28:57,768 But I can help him with that. 466 00:28:57,770 --> 00:29:02,840 Jack is drowning. 467 00:29:02,842 --> 00:29:07,911 More people die trying to save someone else from drowning 468 00:29:07,913 --> 00:29:10,647 than drown on their own. 469 00:29:17,890 --> 00:29:19,757 This is your test of faith. 470 00:29:19,759 --> 00:29:23,327 Obviously I've struggled with some of the similar urges. 471 00:29:25,880 --> 00:29:27,196 Thomas, Jesus said a kickball bully 472 00:29:27,199 --> 00:29:29,833 will never get "Hamilton" tickets. 473 00:29:29,835 --> 00:29:31,668 What did you do? 474 00:29:31,670 --> 00:29:33,871 I chose faith through abstinence. 475 00:29:33,873 --> 00:29:38,776 Doing so allowed me to focus on spiritual intimacy. 476 00:29:38,778 --> 00:29:43,714 I firmly believe that with God's help, you can overcome this. 477 00:29:43,716 --> 00:29:45,649 Have faith in God. 478 00:29:45,651 --> 00:29:46,850 Have faith in you. 479 00:29:46,852 --> 00:29:48,652 Should I come clean now? 480 00:29:48,654 --> 00:29:52,122 I don't think I have that answer for you. 481 00:29:52,124 --> 00:29:53,957 Maybe it'd be better for you to wait 482 00:29:53,959 --> 00:29:56,226 till the time when she's more able to forgive you. 483 00:29:57,730 --> 00:30:00,164 Or you know what you want. 484 00:30:00,166 --> 00:30:03,133 Just rest assured, God has a plan. 485 00:30:04,537 --> 00:30:06,804 All right, you little blessings, let's go. 486 00:30:06,806 --> 00:30:09,173 Why did he make me like this? 487 00:30:11,310 --> 00:30:13,310 "Can you fathom the mysteries of God?" 488 00:30:15,047 --> 00:30:17,314 Can you probe the limits of the Almighty? 489 00:30:18,050 --> 00:30:21,852 "The measure is longer than the Earth and wider than the sea." 490 00:30:21,854 --> 00:30:23,687 Book of Job. 491 00:30:23,689 --> 00:30:25,055 Here. 492 00:30:26,625 --> 00:30:27,958 Take this. 493 00:30:29,195 --> 00:30:33,297 And remember, through God's love, anything is possible. 494 00:30:33,299 --> 00:30:38,669 Try to let your every decision be guided by that same love. 495 00:30:41,040 --> 00:30:43,273 You're sweaty. 496 00:30:43,275 --> 00:30:44,808 All right, kids, let's go. 497 00:30:44,810 --> 00:30:48,212 Jenny, don't make vulgar noises at Max. 498 00:31:08,067 --> 00:31:11,168 Baby. 499 00:32:03,889 --> 00:32:05,289 Excuse me. 500 00:32:05,491 --> 00:32:08,025 This table is only for our customers. 501 00:32:08,027 --> 00:32:10,027 Yeah, I'll just have a water for now. 502 00:32:10,029 --> 00:32:12,663 I'm waiting for my friend. Liberace. 503 00:32:12,665 --> 00:32:14,698 WAITER: The hostess will be able to seat you 504 00:32:14,700 --> 00:32:16,266 when your deceased companion arrives 505 00:32:16,268 --> 00:32:17,901 and your party is complete. 506 00:32:17,903 --> 00:32:19,736 Yeah, you guys are definitely too slammed 507 00:32:19,738 --> 00:32:21,672 to let me sit while I wait? 508 00:32:21,674 --> 00:32:24,174 Let's save your hostess the trip. 509 00:32:24,176 --> 00:32:26,076 Water, please. 510 00:32:26,078 --> 00:32:28,278 Sparkling or flat? 511 00:32:28,514 --> 00:32:30,180 I sparkle enough, thanks. 512 00:32:30,182 --> 00:32:31,748 Very well. 513 00:32:33,152 --> 00:32:36,286 And a side of Grey Poupon with my water. 514 00:32:36,288 --> 00:32:37,754 I'm not kidding. 515 00:32:43,028 --> 00:32:45,762 Well, hello... again. 516 00:32:46,999 --> 00:32:48,332 You look familiar. 517 00:32:48,567 --> 00:32:50,133 Well, here's a hint. 518 00:32:50,135 --> 00:32:52,102 They weren't able to get the whole stain out. 519 00:32:52,104 --> 00:32:54,638 - I should go. - No, no, no, please, don't. 520 00:32:54,640 --> 00:32:58,241 You were... you were right. I did, in fact, like it. 521 00:32:58,243 --> 00:33:00,277 I'm glad you used curry ketchup. 522 00:33:00,512 --> 00:33:02,112 It's my favorite condiment. 523 00:33:02,114 --> 00:33:04,781 It's very cosmopolitan of you. 524 00:33:04,783 --> 00:33:05,782 It's cool, man. 525 00:33:05,784 --> 00:33:07,117 I don't know what you got planned here, 526 00:33:07,119 --> 00:33:08,285 but I think it's smarter if I... 527 00:33:08,287 --> 00:33:10,887 No, I just wanted you to remember me. 528 00:33:10,889 --> 00:33:11,955 Sit. 529 00:33:13,258 --> 00:33:15,826 I also thought you might want a trophy. 530 00:33:16,862 --> 00:33:19,830 Can we, go someplace less scene-y. 531 00:33:19,832 --> 00:33:22,199 Have you ever eaten here? 532 00:33:22,201 --> 00:33:24,101 I don't like the way these people look at me. 533 00:33:24,103 --> 00:33:25,168 Well, you're not going anywhere 534 00:33:25,170 --> 00:33:27,904 until you've had at least something to eat. 535 00:33:27,906 --> 00:33:30,974 And put this shirt on. You look like a hustler. 536 00:33:32,644 --> 00:33:35,045 No wonder people are staring at you. 537 00:33:42,855 --> 00:33:44,755 Here. 538 00:33:44,757 --> 00:33:45,822 Thanks. 539 00:33:45,824 --> 00:33:47,958 What am I going to do with you, kid? 540 00:33:49,728 --> 00:33:50,827 What's your name? 541 00:33:50,829 --> 00:33:53,230 What's yours? It's Ken, right? 542 00:33:53,232 --> 00:33:55,165 Is that short for Ken doll? 543 00:33:55,167 --> 00:33:57,000 - Yes. - Last name? 544 00:33:57,002 --> 00:33:58,035 Johnson. 545 00:33:58,037 --> 00:34:00,070 You're John. 546 00:34:00,072 --> 00:34:03,273 Fuck off, dude. I don't really care anyway. 547 00:34:03,275 --> 00:34:05,809 Are you at least going to tell me your first name? 548 00:34:05,811 --> 00:34:07,911 We both know you don't care about that, either. 549 00:34:09,615 --> 00:34:13,116 How long have you been living on the streets, Mr. Freak? 550 00:34:13,118 --> 00:34:16,253 Long enough to get this shitty attitude, right? 551 00:34:17,056 --> 00:34:20,557 Your water and Grey Poupon. 552 00:34:21,593 --> 00:34:23,860 Thanks, Jeeves. 553 00:34:23,862 --> 00:34:25,028 Can I get you a drink, sir? 554 00:34:25,030 --> 00:34:27,931 Yes, please, a bottle of Vermentino. 555 00:34:27,933 --> 00:34:30,667 I'll just order some stuff. 556 00:34:30,669 --> 00:34:31,802 Anything you don't eat? 557 00:34:31,804 --> 00:34:33,804 - Do it up, sir. - I'll do it up. 558 00:34:33,806 --> 00:34:35,806 Just don't call me sir. 559 00:34:35,808 --> 00:34:39,810 I'll get the charcuterie board, pizza de funghi, 560 00:34:39,812 --> 00:34:42,279 and a Greek salad. 561 00:34:42,514 --> 00:34:43,880 It's the best stuff here. 562 00:34:43,882 --> 00:34:45,315 Very good, sir. 563 00:34:48,220 --> 00:34:49,953 Very mature. 564 00:34:51,757 --> 00:34:54,825 So, your dad kick you out when he found out you were gay? 565 00:34:54,827 --> 00:34:56,293 No, I fucked his wife, 566 00:34:56,528 --> 00:34:58,195 and he found out I have the bigger dick. 567 00:34:58,197 --> 00:35:02,032 Look, I'm just trying to get to know you here, all right? 568 00:35:02,034 --> 00:35:04,968 I'm not even going to try to fuck you tonight. 569 00:35:04,970 --> 00:35:07,771 So this is... this is what I'm paying for. 570 00:35:07,773 --> 00:35:09,573 It's going to be the easiest 300 bucks 571 00:35:09,575 --> 00:35:10,707 you ever made in your life. 572 00:35:10,709 --> 00:35:12,209 Is that okay with you? 573 00:35:12,211 --> 00:35:16,079 I'm not holding my breath, but okay, Mr. Johnson. 574 00:35:16,949 --> 00:35:18,915 Time will tell. 575 00:35:19,985 --> 00:35:21,618 Where do you live? 576 00:35:21,620 --> 00:35:23,220 The city. 577 00:35:24,156 --> 00:35:27,557 What, I'm staying in a dorm a couple blocks from here. 578 00:35:27,559 --> 00:35:29,559 It's good for a few more weeks. 579 00:35:29,561 --> 00:35:30,660 Like a shelter? 580 00:35:32,030 --> 00:35:34,798 Yeah. 581 00:35:34,799 --> 00:35:37,567 So, what happened when you were kicked out? 582 00:35:37,569 --> 00:35:38,735 Your dad... 583 00:35:38,737 --> 00:35:40,003 What, this? 584 00:35:40,005 --> 00:35:41,304 Yeah, your nose. 585 00:35:42,541 --> 00:35:44,107 Hey. 586 00:35:44,109 --> 00:35:48,211 It actually happened at a job around the corner. 587 00:35:49,748 --> 00:35:53,917 Some guy thought I stole his wallet when he was all coked up. 588 00:35:53,919 --> 00:35:55,852 Geez, I'm sorry. 589 00:35:55,854 --> 00:35:57,187 Shit happens. 590 00:35:57,189 --> 00:36:00,056 How long have you been hooking? 591 00:36:00,058 --> 00:36:03,026 It's called escorting. Have some fucking manners. 592 00:36:06,999 --> 00:36:09,866 Hey, I'm just fucking with you. 593 00:36:11,236 --> 00:36:13,003 Where do you live? 594 00:36:13,005 --> 00:36:13,970 Connecticut. 595 00:36:13,972 --> 00:36:16,673 Connecticut makes sense for you. 596 00:36:16,675 --> 00:36:21,011 I see a walk-in closet bigger than my shared dorm, 597 00:36:21,013 --> 00:36:22,646 a screened porch. 598 00:36:22,648 --> 00:36:28,251 Big-titted wife and a kid starting middle school. 599 00:36:28,487 --> 00:36:32,122 I'm recently divorced, actually. 600 00:36:32,124 --> 00:36:34,958 It's taken a while to figure myself out. 601 00:36:34,960 --> 00:36:36,560 That explains the ring. 602 00:36:36,562 --> 00:36:39,229 Yeah, that. 603 00:36:39,231 --> 00:36:41,531 I haven't had this off in over a decade. 604 00:36:42,701 --> 00:36:44,901 It feels good. 605 00:36:46,004 --> 00:36:47,304 Where do you go for work? 606 00:36:47,539 --> 00:36:52,209 My company has offices in Hollywood, California, 607 00:36:52,211 --> 00:36:54,277 and Florida, weirdly enough, 608 00:36:54,513 --> 00:36:56,246 but our main distribution hub is in Florida, 609 00:36:56,481 --> 00:36:58,748 so I have a condo in South Beach. 610 00:36:58,750 --> 00:37:00,617 - Miami, right? - Yeah. 611 00:37:00,619 --> 00:37:02,052 Is it as fun as MTV says? 612 00:37:02,054 --> 00:37:05,589 I don't know it like that. I go for work and then relax. 613 00:37:05,591 --> 00:37:08,124 Um, have you ever been there? 614 00:37:08,126 --> 00:37:09,726 Some other John ever take you? 615 00:37:09,728 --> 00:37:11,561 Probably the only thing a John has ever given me 616 00:37:11,563 --> 00:37:15,131 is a black eye and a giant tear in my asshole, so... 617 00:37:15,133 --> 00:37:19,035 Your Vermentino. 618 00:37:20,606 --> 00:37:21,838 You should come next time. 619 00:37:22,541 --> 00:37:25,141 What do you think? 620 00:37:30,115 --> 00:37:32,182 Fantastic. Thank you. 621 00:37:32,184 --> 00:37:35,719 You're going to love this. It's very buttery. 622 00:37:35,721 --> 00:37:37,854 It's not too tannic. 623 00:37:39,958 --> 00:37:44,861 Yeah, a very buttery Poupon, as well. 624 00:37:44,863 --> 00:37:48,698 Unfortunately, I can't say I'm a big fan of the year. 625 00:37:49,801 --> 00:37:51,735 Take this away, Jeeves 626 00:37:51,737 --> 00:37:54,137 You're literally a garbage person. 627 00:37:56,174 --> 00:37:57,941 You really got it in for Jeeves? 628 00:37:57,943 --> 00:37:59,893 You don't like waiters? 629 00:37:59,894 --> 00:38:01,844 I find it ironic that someone can have an attitude 630 00:38:01,847 --> 00:38:04,114 to a person who's paying his bills. 631 00:38:04,116 --> 00:38:07,117 Ha! You guys are a lot more alike than you think. 632 00:38:07,119 --> 00:38:08,618 Maybe I should ask him out. 633 00:38:08,620 --> 00:38:10,120 Nah, he can't afford you. 634 00:38:10,122 --> 00:38:12,555 Besides, now he knows you're damaged goods. 635 00:38:15,827 --> 00:38:17,661 I'm Jack. 636 00:38:23,935 --> 00:38:28,204 Thanks for taking me out and not being a complete toolbag 637 00:38:28,206 --> 00:38:30,607 like the rest of the people I've met doing this. 638 00:38:30,609 --> 00:38:33,143 I think people are basically decent, 639 00:38:33,145 --> 00:38:35,845 just sometimes misguided. 640 00:38:38,216 --> 00:38:42,152 So, Miami this weekend, a thousand bucks, no sex. 641 00:38:42,154 --> 00:38:44,688 I even have a spare bedroom in the condo 642 00:38:44,690 --> 00:38:46,523 if you don't feel like sleeping next to me. 643 00:38:46,525 --> 00:38:48,191 You're not going to take me to the opera 644 00:38:48,193 --> 00:38:51,127 or some cheesy "Pretty Woman" shit, are you? 645 00:38:51,129 --> 00:38:54,164 Something tells me you're not quite the Jackass 646 00:38:54,166 --> 00:38:56,132 you pretend to be. 647 00:38:56,134 --> 00:38:57,734 All right. 648 00:38:57,736 --> 00:38:59,969 But if I end up in a bathtub full of ice 649 00:38:59,971 --> 00:39:03,606 and am missing a kidney, I'm going to be pissed. 650 00:39:03,608 --> 00:39:05,175 That is not how "Pretty Woman" ended. 651 00:39:06,745 --> 00:39:08,211 But you got a deal. 652 00:39:08,213 --> 00:39:10,947 Ken Price, by the way. That's my real name. 653 00:39:10,949 --> 00:39:12,649 That sounds a little less made up. 654 00:39:13,652 --> 00:39:14,984 What's your girlfriend's name? 655 00:39:14,986 --> 00:39:16,486 Tom. 656 00:39:26,898 --> 00:39:28,198 Hey. 657 00:39:28,934 --> 00:39:30,633 Hey. 658 00:39:30,635 --> 00:39:31,935 Shh. 659 00:39:31,937 --> 00:39:35,171 Hey, Jack. We can get kicked out for this. 660 00:39:38,009 --> 00:39:40,243 JACK: I'm cold. 661 00:39:43,715 --> 00:39:45,682 You want to move to Miami? 662 00:39:45,684 --> 00:39:46,850 TOM: Yep. 663 00:39:47,652 --> 00:39:49,185 Really? 664 00:39:49,187 --> 00:39:51,020 Make it happen. 665 00:39:51,022 --> 00:39:53,256 I'm being super serious right now. 666 00:39:56,762 --> 00:39:58,261 Okay. 667 00:39:59,431 --> 00:40:02,966 But only if there's no more of this rent-boy stuff. 668 00:40:02,968 --> 00:40:05,735 It's bad enough that you're doing it for me. 669 00:40:05,737 --> 00:40:07,003 I hate that. 670 00:40:08,840 --> 00:40:10,006 It's not why we left. 671 00:40:10,008 --> 00:40:12,575 We left so we don't have to put up with this shit. 672 00:40:12,577 --> 00:40:13,777 We're not going to save any money 673 00:40:13,779 --> 00:40:15,812 working at Starbucks, man, okay? 674 00:40:15,814 --> 00:40:18,548 I'm going to make this happen, all right? 675 00:40:18,550 --> 00:40:20,617 It's supposed to be cheaper down there. 676 00:40:20,619 --> 00:40:23,820 It seems like a more wholesome place than New York, right? 677 00:40:25,490 --> 00:40:26,523 I'm going to give you the info 678 00:40:26,525 --> 00:40:28,558 on this guy who's bringing me down. 679 00:40:28,560 --> 00:40:30,760 I think he actually wants to help. 680 00:40:32,164 --> 00:40:34,164 And you can't back out. 681 00:40:34,399 --> 00:40:37,066 The only time I'm okay is with you. 682 00:40:37,068 --> 00:40:39,869 No matter how bad I screw up, 683 00:40:39,871 --> 00:40:43,907 I know that you'll be there to make it better. 684 00:40:43,909 --> 00:40:45,241 Okay, Jack. 685 00:40:45,477 --> 00:40:48,244 JACK: I'm serious. You can't bail. 686 00:40:48,480 --> 00:40:51,181 If I'm down there and you don't come, 687 00:40:51,416 --> 00:40:53,683 I already know something really bad is going to happen 688 00:40:53,685 --> 00:40:56,519 or I'll fuck everything up. 689 00:40:58,857 --> 00:41:00,924 Maybe you should just come down for the weekend, too, 690 00:41:00,926 --> 00:41:03,560 and, like, hangout or... I don't know. 691 00:41:03,562 --> 00:41:06,563 Jackie, you're doing it again. 692 00:41:07,899 --> 00:41:09,232 Sorry. 693 00:41:10,735 --> 00:41:14,504 I'm always going to be there for you. 694 00:41:14,506 --> 00:41:16,940 No matter how bad you fuck up. 695 00:41:18,810 --> 00:41:20,610 I'll fuck you up. 696 00:41:24,416 --> 00:41:26,516 Stop, stop. Matt's going to wake up. 697 00:41:26,518 --> 00:41:27,984 He likes to watch. 698 00:41:27,986 --> 00:41:30,119 Shh. Stop. 699 00:41:30,121 --> 00:41:33,156 What? I'm serious. 700 00:41:33,391 --> 00:41:36,726 - Matt, Matt, do you care? - TOM: Jack. 701 00:41:36,728 --> 00:41:40,797 MATT: I'm really not in the mood for your faggot shit tonight. 702 00:41:43,602 --> 00:41:45,535 Stop, stop, stop, stop. 703 00:41:45,537 --> 00:41:47,670 Hey, hey. 704 00:41:47,672 --> 00:41:51,474 Really, I'm going to get us out of here. 705 00:41:57,983 --> 00:42:02,018 MATT: Hey, guys, I'm down for Miami, too. 706 00:42:37,389 --> 00:42:41,057 Hi. 707 00:42:54,172 --> 00:42:55,204 I got this one. 708 00:43:53,898 --> 00:43:56,866 You're fucking kidding me! 709 00:43:56,868 --> 00:43:59,035 Make yourself comfortable, kid. 710 00:43:59,037 --> 00:44:00,770 Hello! 711 00:44:00,772 --> 00:44:02,772 Okay, not that comfortable, all right. 712 00:44:02,774 --> 00:44:03,873 Dude, they're waving! 713 00:44:03,875 --> 00:44:05,508 Yeah, yeah, okay. 714 00:44:05,509 --> 00:44:07,142 There's a bunch of old people in charge of this building 715 00:44:07,145 --> 00:44:10,580 that love to complain every chance they get. 716 00:44:10,582 --> 00:44:12,682 It's a Florida thing. 717 00:44:12,684 --> 00:44:15,118 Just try to keep your roaring down to a minimum. 718 00:44:15,120 --> 00:44:17,954 You can take the tiger out of the jungle, man. 719 00:44:17,956 --> 00:44:19,722 But you can't take the jungle out of the tiger. 720 00:44:21,626 --> 00:44:23,092 What's the plan for tonight? 721 00:44:23,094 --> 00:44:25,962 Um, up to you. 722 00:44:25,964 --> 00:44:30,166 I was thinking maybe a club, party up a bit, 723 00:44:30,402 --> 00:44:33,136 or we can just relax and chill in. 724 00:44:33,371 --> 00:44:35,538 Party, party, party, party, party, party. 725 00:44:35,540 --> 00:44:36,939 Can you even get into a club? 726 00:44:36,941 --> 00:44:39,142 Dude, I've had a fake I.D. since 15. 727 00:44:39,377 --> 00:44:40,877 Okay. 728 00:44:40,879 --> 00:44:43,646 Perfect. We'll do dinner, hit a bar or two, 729 00:44:43,648 --> 00:44:45,114 and then Liv, Fontainebleau. 730 00:44:45,116 --> 00:44:46,549 Sounds French. 731 00:44:46,551 --> 00:44:47,950 Too rich for my blood, man. 732 00:44:47,952 --> 00:44:50,153 My vote, trashy gay bar. 733 00:44:50,388 --> 00:44:52,922 - Yeah, I don't know. - It's way less stuffy. 734 00:44:52,924 --> 00:44:55,525 I've never actually been to a gay bar. 735 00:44:55,527 --> 00:44:57,493 Whoa. Lucky you. 736 00:45:02,400 --> 00:45:03,866 So what have you brought to wear? 737 00:45:03,868 --> 00:45:08,104 Some socks, underpants, a couple T-shirts. 738 00:45:08,106 --> 00:45:09,572 What do you expect? 739 00:45:09,574 --> 00:45:10,840 I packed tropical. 740 00:45:10,842 --> 00:45:14,077 I even forgot my phone charger, dumbass. 741 00:45:14,079 --> 00:45:16,079 That's all you brought? 742 00:45:16,081 --> 00:45:18,715 That's all I got, dude. 743 00:45:18,717 --> 00:45:19,882 Full truth? 744 00:45:19,884 --> 00:45:22,452 Tom and I share a phone charger. 745 00:45:22,454 --> 00:45:25,688 Not everyone gets to have Malibu beach houses, Ken. 746 00:45:30,361 --> 00:45:32,962 Whoa. Trouble in paradise? 747 00:45:32,964 --> 00:45:35,064 Easy there. 748 00:45:35,066 --> 00:45:38,801 There's a lot more than ketchup in that thing. 749 00:45:38,803 --> 00:45:40,536 Ooh. 750 00:45:40,538 --> 00:45:43,139 I got that when I had a single-family home 751 00:45:43,141 --> 00:45:44,907 in North Beach. 752 00:45:44,909 --> 00:45:46,676 Don't need it with the security in this building. 753 00:45:46,678 --> 00:45:49,011 I probably didn't need it in the first place. 754 00:45:50,915 --> 00:45:55,084 It appears our first order of business is shopping. 755 00:45:55,086 --> 00:45:56,886 Can't I just borrow some stuff? 756 00:45:56,888 --> 00:45:58,588 Nonsense. 757 00:45:58,590 --> 00:46:00,623 I feel like you've been treated like shit 758 00:46:00,625 --> 00:46:03,559 by anyone who's ever taken you out. 759 00:46:03,561 --> 00:46:06,562 I just want to show you a good time, you know? 760 00:46:07,432 --> 00:46:10,533 So you're paying me a thousand bucks to take me shopping. 761 00:46:10,535 --> 00:46:11,968 Precisely. 762 00:46:11,970 --> 00:46:14,070 All right. 763 00:46:14,072 --> 00:46:16,139 You're the boss. Let's do it. 764 00:46:18,109 --> 00:46:19,609 Don't call me boss. 765 00:47:21,906 --> 00:47:24,440 I think that's... I think that's the look right there. 766 00:47:24,442 --> 00:47:25,675 Perfect. 767 00:47:35,887 --> 00:47:40,489 Hey, I... I got you a surprise. 768 00:47:42,760 --> 00:47:44,627 There you go. 769 00:47:44,629 --> 00:47:45,962 Gentlemen. 770 00:47:47,532 --> 00:47:48,831 I'm going to need to take a look in that bag. 771 00:47:48,833 --> 00:47:53,536 Do you think they left the security sensor on or something? 772 00:47:54,439 --> 00:47:57,073 I don't suppose you have a receipt for this? 773 00:47:57,075 --> 00:47:58,574 It must have fallen in there. 774 00:47:58,576 --> 00:48:00,977 Obviously there's been some sort of mistake. 775 00:48:00,979 --> 00:48:02,511 I'm going to have to ask you guys to come with me. 776 00:48:02,513 --> 00:48:05,748 Sir, please, I don't want there to be a scene. 777 00:48:05,750 --> 00:48:09,418 Do you have any idea how much money I spend at this store? 778 00:48:09,420 --> 00:48:13,623 All right, we don't need to press charges this time, 779 00:48:13,625 --> 00:48:16,993 but I'm going to have to ask you to never return here again, 780 00:48:16,995 --> 00:48:19,495 or else I will be calling the police. 781 00:48:19,497 --> 00:48:20,830 Thank you, sir. 782 00:48:24,869 --> 00:48:27,803 Car now. 783 00:48:53,865 --> 00:48:57,967 Jesus tap-dancing Christ. 784 00:48:57,969 --> 00:49:00,803 How fucked up are you? 785 00:49:00,805 --> 00:49:03,506 I bought this whole outfit for you at that damn store. 786 00:49:03,508 --> 00:49:06,075 What the fuck is wrong with you? 787 00:49:06,878 --> 00:49:10,012 Most people just call me an asshole, 788 00:49:10,014 --> 00:49:14,884 but the technical term is borderline personality disorder. 789 00:49:14,886 --> 00:49:16,986 I know it's not an excuse. 790 00:49:16,988 --> 00:49:19,388 What does that even mean? 791 00:49:19,390 --> 00:49:23,059 It means I'm fucked up, but I'm working on it. 792 00:49:24,896 --> 00:49:27,530 Take the tiger out of the jungle? 793 00:49:31,002 --> 00:49:32,068 Right. 794 00:49:34,872 --> 00:49:37,573 Just why? 795 00:49:45,917 --> 00:49:48,517 Hey, beautiful. 796 00:49:48,519 --> 00:49:50,386 I got to call you right back. 797 00:49:50,388 --> 00:49:51,387 Everything's fine. 798 00:49:51,389 --> 00:49:53,055 I'm just in the middle of something. 799 00:49:55,059 --> 00:49:57,026 I miss you, too. 800 00:49:57,028 --> 00:49:58,561 Love you more. 801 00:50:00,064 --> 00:50:01,430 Bye. 802 00:50:07,672 --> 00:50:09,672 Look, I'm sorry. 803 00:50:09,674 --> 00:50:11,674 You're kicking me out now, right? 804 00:50:11,676 --> 00:50:14,910 Of course I'm not going to kick you out. 805 00:50:14,912 --> 00:50:16,445 In a fucked-up way, 806 00:50:16,447 --> 00:50:19,582 that was one of the sweetest things I've ever seen. 807 00:50:19,584 --> 00:50:23,452 Just don't pull any stunts like this again, okay? 808 00:50:23,454 --> 00:50:26,822 I want you to trust me, but I need to be able to trust you, 809 00:50:26,824 --> 00:50:28,891 as well, for this to work. 810 00:50:29,694 --> 00:50:30,826 All right? 811 00:50:35,833 --> 00:50:37,533 Lesson learned. 812 00:50:37,535 --> 00:50:39,702 It's in the past. Okay. 813 00:50:39,704 --> 00:50:43,506 Let's, Let's get some dinner and try to have some fun. 814 00:50:43,508 --> 00:50:44,940 Okay? 815 00:50:44,942 --> 00:50:46,609 I think we can do that. 816 00:50:46,611 --> 00:50:48,010 Good, okay. 817 00:50:50,615 --> 00:50:52,882 You're sweaty. 818 00:51:51,742 --> 00:51:55,744 Seriously, if it was possible 819 00:51:55,746 --> 00:51:57,913 to eat this every day, I would. 820 00:51:57,915 --> 00:52:01,350 I honestly think about moving down here every week, 821 00:52:01,352 --> 00:52:03,486 every day in the winter. 822 00:52:03,488 --> 00:52:05,654 Why don't you? You're divorced. 823 00:52:05,656 --> 00:52:08,390 It seems like the perfect time to start over. 824 00:52:12,997 --> 00:52:15,364 Fair enough. 825 00:52:15,366 --> 00:52:16,899 Cute kid. 826 00:52:16,901 --> 00:52:19,535 It's too much responsibility sometimes, 827 00:52:19,537 --> 00:52:22,638 but I wouldn't trade him for anything. 828 00:52:27,311 --> 00:52:30,412 So, partying tonight? 829 00:52:33,684 --> 00:52:35,751 You're not a fan? 830 00:52:35,753 --> 00:52:39,989 I've never done it, and historically, 831 00:52:39,991 --> 00:52:41,624 I've had a hard time trusting people 832 00:52:41,626 --> 00:52:43,058 who do that kind of stuff. 833 00:52:43,294 --> 00:52:45,828 You have a hard time trusting anybody, mister. 834 00:52:45,830 --> 00:52:47,997 We don't have to do it if you don't want to. 835 00:52:47,999 --> 00:52:52,735 But, it is a blast as long as you have self-control. 836 00:52:53,905 --> 00:52:56,505 What's that? 837 00:52:56,507 --> 00:53:00,676 Self-control, that's that thing we all pretend to have 838 00:53:00,678 --> 00:53:06,081 in order to create the facade of a functioning society. 839 00:53:11,389 --> 00:53:13,789 I have a good feeling about you. 840 00:53:13,791 --> 00:53:15,724 Let's try something. 841 00:53:16,460 --> 00:53:20,329 I'm going to trust you, but only if you trust me. 842 00:53:21,866 --> 00:53:23,966 All right. 843 00:53:28,005 --> 00:53:29,338 Let's give it a shot. 844 00:54:09,413 --> 00:54:10,846 Come on. 845 00:54:13,751 --> 00:54:16,585 - Hey. - Hey, what's up? 846 00:55:42,807 --> 00:55:44,873 What the hell happened to November? 847 00:55:44,875 --> 00:55:47,576 I don't think I've ever sweat this much. 848 00:55:47,578 --> 00:55:49,812 It's great, right? 849 00:55:51,582 --> 00:55:53,749 We going to get cleaned up? 850 00:55:55,252 --> 00:55:56,518 Not here. 851 00:56:02,259 --> 00:56:03,659 Aah! 852 00:56:07,231 --> 00:56:09,698 Come on. 853 00:56:22,546 --> 00:56:26,582 Shh! Shh-shh-shh-shh-shh-shh-shh. 854 00:56:31,989 --> 00:56:34,423 Well, hello. 855 00:56:34,425 --> 00:56:36,925 Hey, guess what. 856 00:56:39,230 --> 00:56:41,497 I don't want you to pay me for this. 857 00:56:42,833 --> 00:56:45,000 Don't be silly. 858 00:56:45,002 --> 00:56:46,869 No, I'm serious. 859 00:56:48,406 --> 00:56:50,339 I'm not taking your money. 860 00:56:56,747 --> 00:56:58,514 I need your help. 861 00:56:59,583 --> 00:57:01,483 And Tom does, too. 862 00:57:04,855 --> 00:57:06,655 It's like I got to be the strong one for us, 863 00:57:06,657 --> 00:57:10,459 but I don't know how much longer I can do it for. 864 00:57:13,330 --> 00:57:15,431 It's hard, man. 865 00:57:15,433 --> 00:57:18,634 You have no idea. It's really fucking hard. 866 00:57:22,506 --> 00:57:24,973 I got you, kid. I got you. 867 00:57:27,912 --> 00:57:30,712 You're all right. 868 00:57:30,714 --> 00:57:32,681 Trust me. 869 00:57:34,919 --> 00:57:37,453 Trust me. 870 00:57:37,455 --> 00:57:38,887 You're okay. 871 00:57:39,990 --> 00:57:42,925 We're all going to be okay. 872 00:58:00,411 --> 00:58:02,444 Bitch boy. 873 00:58:04,315 --> 00:58:05,848 Psst. 874 00:58:06,951 --> 00:58:08,584 Bitch boy. 875 00:58:10,688 --> 00:58:12,254 Do you want to suck some cock? 876 00:58:15,793 --> 00:58:19,294 It's obvious you want me. 877 00:58:19,296 --> 00:58:23,899 You're always watching me change and shit. 878 00:58:23,901 --> 00:58:26,635 It's fat and juicy. 879 00:58:27,471 --> 00:58:29,571 Please let me sleep. 880 00:58:29,573 --> 00:58:31,673 Whatever, slut. 881 00:58:31,675 --> 00:58:34,543 We both know you want that shit. 882 00:58:36,480 --> 00:58:37,579 Fuck off. 883 00:58:56,967 --> 00:58:57,933 Of course, hon. 884 00:58:57,935 --> 00:59:00,702 I took the client out for some drinks, 885 00:59:00,704 --> 00:59:02,271 and then we did the whole schmoozy thing 886 00:59:02,273 --> 00:59:03,438 at Liv afterwards. 887 00:59:03,440 --> 00:59:05,908 I simply didn't have the time to call. 888 00:59:05,910 --> 00:59:07,576 No worries, sweetie. 889 00:59:07,578 --> 00:59:09,945 I hope you're not too hungover. 890 00:59:09,947 --> 00:59:12,414 We had a great time hanging out 891 00:59:12,416 --> 00:59:14,716 with Grandma Sandra last night, didn't we? 892 00:59:14,718 --> 00:59:17,352 Is he ever not smiling? 893 00:59:18,622 --> 00:59:20,656 Son of a bitch. 894 00:59:20,658 --> 00:59:23,725 I think he can't figure out how you got inside the screen. 895 00:59:23,727 --> 00:59:26,795 Yeah, I'm a very two-dimensional type of person. 896 00:59:33,270 --> 00:59:37,839 You spilled Grandma's wine all over her last night, didn't you? 897 00:59:37,841 --> 00:59:39,508 Yes, you did. 898 00:59:51,221 --> 00:59:53,322 I bet your mother loved that. 899 00:59:58,462 --> 01:00:01,396 Mr. Johnson, do you know where I put my underwear? 900 01:00:01,398 --> 01:00:02,598 Shit. 901 01:00:04,568 --> 01:00:06,468 You've got to be kidding me. 902 01:00:07,438 --> 01:00:08,470 Jack. 903 01:00:08,472 --> 01:00:10,472 Have fun with your family. 904 01:00:10,474 --> 01:00:12,874 - It's not what you think. - Of course not. 905 01:00:12,876 --> 01:00:18,447 You're a respectable guy with a nice house, good job, cute kid. 906 01:00:18,449 --> 01:00:20,349 Wife's got pretty nice tits. 907 01:00:20,351 --> 01:00:22,551 You've got it all. 908 01:00:22,552 --> 01:00:24,752 You're definitely not the kind of guy who cheats on his wife 909 01:00:24,755 --> 01:00:25,887 with homeless-kid hookers 910 01:00:25,889 --> 01:00:28,890 and pretends it's all about being a loving person 911 01:00:28,892 --> 01:00:31,793 when you're really just another fucking assbag 912 01:00:31,795 --> 01:00:34,630 trying to get his rocks off without feeling guilty about it. 913 01:00:34,632 --> 01:00:35,764 I was just trying to be nice to you. 914 01:00:35,766 --> 01:00:37,432 - You lied. - What would you have me say? 915 01:00:37,434 --> 01:00:40,702 I would have said, "I'm paying you so I can cheat on my wife." 916 01:00:40,704 --> 01:00:42,938 Not, "I want to help you." 917 01:00:43,173 --> 01:00:44,406 Fuck you, man. 918 01:00:44,408 --> 01:00:45,874 What do you really know about me? 919 01:00:45,876 --> 01:00:48,310 You have no idea what's at stake in my life. 920 01:00:49,279 --> 01:00:50,712 You don't have any real responsibilities. 921 01:00:50,714 --> 01:00:51,747 You're just a hustler. 922 01:00:51,749 --> 01:00:53,982 Take your money. 923 01:00:54,218 --> 01:00:56,385 I'll get you a room at the fucking Sky Hotel. 924 01:00:58,822 --> 01:01:00,789 I can't deal with this right now. 925 01:01:13,704 --> 01:01:17,372 I told you last night I'm not taking your money. 926 01:01:21,478 --> 01:01:24,780 At least one of us has to be true to their word. 927 01:01:26,316 --> 01:01:28,550 Thanks. For nothing. 928 01:01:47,304 --> 01:01:49,304 Shit. 929 01:01:53,210 --> 01:01:54,509 Fuck. 930 01:01:57,414 --> 01:01:58,747 Fuck! 931 01:02:26,343 --> 01:02:29,377 Hey, Mom. Um... 932 01:02:29,379 --> 01:02:30,912 I'm going to Florida tonight. 933 01:02:30,914 --> 01:02:33,915 Is there any chance that you can... 934 01:02:35,385 --> 01:02:38,887 Yeah, sorry, I... Yeah. 935 01:02:43,827 --> 01:02:46,895 Look, can... can we just talk when you get here? 936 01:02:48,499 --> 01:02:50,699 Okay. Thanks. 937 01:02:50,701 --> 01:02:51,933 Love you. 938 01:03:00,677 --> 01:03:04,279 MAN: Do you know that my mother said to me that the only... 939 01:03:04,281 --> 01:03:06,915 Hello. Hey, cutie pie. 940 01:03:07,151 --> 01:03:08,784 Stop a moment. 941 01:03:08,786 --> 01:03:10,352 We just want to say hello. 942 01:03:10,354 --> 01:03:12,654 Fuck you, you shitty whorebag fucks. 943 01:03:12,656 --> 01:03:13,822 Nobody likes you fucking people. 944 01:03:13,824 --> 01:03:16,658 - Rude! - Probably from New York. 945 01:03:16,660 --> 01:03:17,759 Assholes, all of them. 946 01:03:17,761 --> 01:03:20,328 The whole city is just one big bag full of dicks. 947 01:03:20,330 --> 01:03:22,264 Just a blizzard, just a blizzard of dicks. 948 01:03:22,266 --> 01:03:25,233 Probably has a small dick. 949 01:03:25,235 --> 01:03:27,936 It's better than no dick. 950 01:03:28,172 --> 01:03:31,306 FEMALE VOICE: You may hang up or press 1 for more options. 951 01:03:32,409 --> 01:03:35,777 Hey, Jack. It's, It's me. 952 01:03:35,779 --> 01:03:39,314 I made all the arrangements for you to stay at the Sky Hotel. 953 01:03:41,685 --> 01:03:47,956 Your friend Tom contacted me asking if you were okay. 954 01:03:48,192 --> 01:03:50,292 He said you weren't returning any of his calls 955 01:03:50,294 --> 01:03:52,360 and that he was worried. 956 01:03:54,698 --> 01:03:55,831 I hope it's okay. 957 01:03:55,833 --> 01:03:57,866 I bought him a ticket to come down 958 01:03:57,868 --> 01:04:00,602 so you have someone to talk to 959 01:04:00,604 --> 01:04:02,671 and then hang out with for the next couple days. 960 01:04:02,673 --> 01:04:04,806 I just want you to be okay. 961 01:04:06,109 --> 01:04:08,577 I told the hotel that you'd let them know 962 01:04:08,579 --> 01:04:10,912 how long you plan on staying. 963 01:04:12,616 --> 01:04:14,282 What room they're putting you in. 964 01:04:14,284 --> 01:04:17,853 So you need to call Tom and let him know where you are. 965 01:04:17,855 --> 01:04:20,488 It's good that this is happening. 966 01:04:20,490 --> 01:04:22,724 I don't know if I would ever have been able 967 01:04:22,726 --> 01:04:24,793 to make this change on my own. 968 01:04:26,430 --> 01:04:28,563 I-I think it'd be great if you want to come back 969 01:04:28,565 --> 01:04:31,399 in a couple days so we can sort everything out. 970 01:04:32,169 --> 01:04:34,202 I'd really like to see you again. 971 01:04:46,516 --> 01:04:50,652 I know you don't owe me anything, 972 01:04:50,654 --> 01:04:55,490 but I owe you at least an apology and your money. 973 01:04:55,492 --> 01:04:58,860 Even if you don't want to be my friend or anything. 974 01:05:10,173 --> 01:05:13,875 Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. 975 01:05:13,877 --> 01:05:15,677 Cash problem? 976 01:05:16,613 --> 01:05:19,748 Fucking people problem. 977 01:05:19,750 --> 01:05:22,317 Just breathe. You're okay. 978 01:05:22,319 --> 01:05:23,585 You live here? 979 01:05:23,587 --> 01:05:26,788 No. I got myself stranded. 980 01:05:26,790 --> 01:05:28,790 I'm pretty good at doing that. 981 01:05:28,792 --> 01:05:31,693 No, I'm sure there's lots of things you're good at. 982 01:05:32,829 --> 01:05:35,397 I think I can help you. 983 01:05:35,399 --> 01:05:36,564 Yeah? 984 01:05:36,566 --> 01:05:38,366 Hey, don't worry. I'm one of the good guys. 985 01:05:38,368 --> 01:05:39,935 I promise. 986 01:05:41,305 --> 01:05:42,904 It's a pretty easy job. 987 01:05:43,140 --> 01:05:45,907 You ever think about modeling before? 988 01:05:47,544 --> 01:05:51,513 I can pay you like a couple hundred bucks. 989 01:05:51,515 --> 01:05:52,547 If you want. 990 01:05:52,549 --> 01:05:54,716 Just, you know, come over 991 01:05:54,718 --> 01:05:57,852 and jerk off on-camera for my website. 992 01:05:58,855 --> 01:06:00,755 You're a fucking pig. 993 01:06:00,757 --> 01:06:03,325 You think the poor kid isn't having a hard enough day? 994 01:06:03,327 --> 01:06:05,827 The man can speak for himself. 995 01:06:07,497 --> 01:06:08,930 How much? 996 01:06:09,166 --> 01:06:10,865 I'll give you $20 right now 997 01:06:10,867 --> 01:06:12,867 if you just tell this guy to fuck off. 998 01:06:13,103 --> 01:06:15,170 I don't need your charity. 999 01:06:16,173 --> 01:06:17,739 Let's talk. 1000 01:06:26,116 --> 01:06:28,750 FEMALE VOICE: At the tone, please record your message. 1001 01:06:28,752 --> 01:06:30,552 When you have finished recording, 1002 01:06:30,554 --> 01:06:33,221 you may hang up or press 1 for more options. 1003 01:06:33,223 --> 01:06:34,856 Come on, Jackal. 1004 01:06:37,694 --> 01:06:39,294 Hey, there, sweet thing. 1005 01:06:39,296 --> 01:06:41,380 Not now, Matt. 1006 01:06:41,381 --> 01:06:43,465 It's time for the blowjob that you promised me. 1007 01:06:43,467 --> 01:06:46,267 I mean, I know you probably want me to fuck you, 1008 01:06:46,269 --> 01:06:48,803 but I'm not into dudes. 1009 01:06:48,805 --> 01:06:50,271 Fuck off, Matt. 1010 01:06:54,177 --> 01:06:56,578 We both know that you want it. 1011 01:06:58,181 --> 01:07:00,749 Your boyfriend's not here. 1012 01:07:00,751 --> 01:07:03,418 You don't have to kid yourself anymore. 1013 01:07:04,454 --> 01:07:11,593 We're going to pretend that you have the cunt you always wanted 1014 01:07:11,595 --> 01:07:14,396 and get you to work. 1015 01:07:17,467 --> 01:07:19,834 I'm going to go, so... 1016 01:07:19,836 --> 01:07:22,303 Don't talk back, bitch. 1017 01:07:25,208 --> 01:07:28,843 You are going to suck my cock now. 1018 01:07:30,080 --> 01:07:31,379 Yes? 1019 01:07:42,759 --> 01:07:44,859 That's a good little girl. 1020 01:07:45,829 --> 01:07:48,430 On your knees. 1021 01:07:53,770 --> 01:07:56,871 And this is where the magic happens. 1022 01:07:57,107 --> 01:07:59,407 The man with the plan's back. 1023 01:07:59,409 --> 01:08:00,575 Nice place. 1024 01:08:00,577 --> 01:08:02,477 Quit hogging it. 1025 01:08:02,479 --> 01:08:04,879 - Well, hello. - Hi. 1026 01:08:05,115 --> 01:08:06,681 Let's get this over with. 1027 01:08:06,683 --> 01:08:08,416 Yeah, on the bed, please. 1028 01:08:08,418 --> 01:08:10,685 Yeah. You know what? 1029 01:08:10,687 --> 01:08:11,886 Put your shirt on. 1030 01:08:12,122 --> 01:08:14,856 It's all about the... The seduction. 1031 01:08:15,092 --> 01:08:17,325 So how much are they paying you for this, sexy boy? 1032 01:08:17,327 --> 01:08:19,694 You know it's rude to talk about money on set. 1033 01:08:19,696 --> 01:08:21,856 Think you want to do a scene with either of these boys? 1034 01:08:23,433 --> 01:08:26,267 I'll give you $200 extra. 1035 01:08:28,171 --> 01:08:30,572 Told you he was a virgin. 1036 01:08:30,574 --> 01:08:31,806 MAN: Your loss. 1037 01:08:31,808 --> 01:08:33,174 The one with the green 1038 01:08:33,176 --> 01:08:35,810 still has a little tread left on that tire. 1039 01:08:35,812 --> 01:08:38,346 I'm just kidding. Back up. 1040 01:08:42,786 --> 01:08:48,256 Ready for your big moment. 1041 01:08:51,261 --> 01:08:55,163 Yeah. Yeah. 1042 01:08:55,165 --> 01:08:56,464 Right there. 1043 01:09:02,739 --> 01:09:04,839 Yeah.. 1044 01:09:05,075 --> 01:09:07,242 That. 1045 01:09:10,213 --> 01:09:12,347 Matthew? 1046 01:09:12,349 --> 01:09:13,815 Matthew, is that you? 1047 01:09:13,817 --> 01:09:15,450 Mom? 1048 01:09:15,452 --> 01:09:16,417 Fuck. 1049 01:09:16,419 --> 01:09:18,186 Matthew? 1050 01:09:20,090 --> 01:09:21,856 - Your son... - MATT: I'll kill you, man. 1051 01:09:21,858 --> 01:09:23,725 Is a lousy fuck. 1052 01:09:23,727 --> 01:09:25,827 - Who are you? - Shut up, Mom! 1053 01:09:26,062 --> 01:09:28,296 And he has one of those super-short dicks, 1054 01:09:28,298 --> 01:09:31,533 kind of like, um, a little soda can, yeah. 1055 01:09:45,382 --> 01:09:46,781 Hi. 1056 01:09:46,783 --> 01:09:48,483 Hey. 1057 01:09:52,689 --> 01:09:55,223 Everybody dressed? 1058 01:09:55,225 --> 01:09:58,793 This is a lot of bags for one night. 1059 01:09:58,795 --> 01:10:00,395 This is your stuff. 1060 01:10:03,667 --> 01:10:05,533 I'm sorry. 1061 01:10:14,110 --> 01:10:17,679 Wow, at the door with the papers. 1062 01:10:17,681 --> 01:10:19,814 I filed this morning. 1063 01:10:20,050 --> 01:10:23,384 They said it'll take a few months to be official. 1064 01:10:23,386 --> 01:10:25,820 This is what I'm asking for. 1065 01:10:25,822 --> 01:10:27,822 You can have whatever you want, Jess. 1066 01:10:28,058 --> 01:10:30,225 - You know I... - Sign. 1067 01:10:40,637 --> 01:10:44,272 MAN: That was great! 1068 01:10:44,274 --> 01:10:46,608 You're amazing. You're a natural. 1069 01:10:46,610 --> 01:10:48,576 I'm certainly going to be seeing you again, stud. 1070 01:10:48,578 --> 01:10:51,479 - What's your name anyways? - Hey, kid. 1071 01:10:51,481 --> 01:10:54,482 I know a guy looking for a little bit more fun tonight 1072 01:10:54,484 --> 01:10:56,351 if you want to make a little bit more cash. 1073 01:10:56,353 --> 01:10:59,487 He'd definitely pay top dollar for a hot little thing like you. 1074 01:10:59,489 --> 01:11:01,189 Okay. 1075 01:11:01,191 --> 01:11:03,725 God, it's going to be Date-Rape Dan, isn't it? 1076 01:11:03,727 --> 01:11:05,693 That guy is such a troll. 1077 01:11:05,695 --> 01:11:07,228 Mind your business. 1078 01:11:07,230 --> 01:11:09,764 - Just say no to Date-Rape Dan. - Just say no to Date-Rape Dan. 1079 01:11:09,766 --> 01:11:12,267 Shut up. Daddy's talking. 1080 01:11:14,604 --> 01:11:17,305 Anyway, it'd be about 600 bucks. 1081 01:11:17,307 --> 01:11:18,873 You'd have to host him, though. 1082 01:11:19,109 --> 01:11:21,276 - 6? - It's still not worth it. 1083 01:11:21,278 --> 01:11:24,646 Yeah, that's totally fine. I'm staying at the Sky tonight. 1084 01:11:24,648 --> 01:11:26,114 Fancy! 1085 01:11:27,450 --> 01:11:29,450 Somebody's looking after you? 1086 01:11:29,452 --> 01:11:31,853 Yeah. He'll love that. 1087 01:11:32,088 --> 01:11:34,822 Why don't you just write down your room number, 1088 01:11:34,824 --> 01:11:37,125 and I'll have him give you a call later, cool? 1089 01:11:37,127 --> 01:11:38,426 Great. 1090 01:11:41,197 --> 01:11:45,767 And why don't you take these? 1091 01:11:47,137 --> 01:11:49,404 Your hands are shaking. 1092 01:11:49,406 --> 01:11:50,705 Okay. 1093 01:11:53,543 --> 01:11:55,877 What a freak. 1094 01:12:40,256 --> 01:12:41,622 What? 1095 01:12:53,103 --> 01:12:54,836 Hello. It's Thomas. 1096 01:12:55,071 --> 01:12:57,171 You can leave a message, but you probably figured out 1097 01:12:57,173 --> 01:12:59,474 that I have already screened your call by now. 1098 01:12:59,476 --> 01:13:00,775 Beep. 1099 01:13:50,660 --> 01:13:52,760 LIZ: Hi. This is Liz Hutchinson. 1100 01:13:52,762 --> 01:13:54,429 Please leave a message. Thank you. 1101 01:13:54,431 --> 01:13:57,365 Hi, Mom. 1102 01:13:57,367 --> 01:14:00,301 I saw a lady the other day that reminded me of you. 1103 01:14:01,104 --> 01:14:02,437 She was fighting with her kid, 1104 01:14:02,439 --> 01:14:05,339 trying to clean food off his mouth. 1105 01:14:06,242 --> 01:14:07,375 I remember when I was little 1106 01:14:07,377 --> 01:14:10,344 and we used to have those fights, 1107 01:14:10,346 --> 01:14:12,346 back when you still liked me. 1108 01:14:17,654 --> 01:14:23,424 I just wish everything could stay the same no matter what. 1109 01:14:23,426 --> 01:14:24,826 Not everything, though. 1110 01:14:25,061 --> 01:14:28,830 I'm in my Miami, which is pretty rad. 1111 01:14:29,065 --> 01:14:31,265 I don't think I'm coming home. 1112 01:14:43,546 --> 01:14:45,780 You know, your retarded little Yorkie terrier 1113 01:14:46,015 --> 01:14:48,816 takes a shit on the carpet every single morning, 1114 01:14:49,052 --> 01:14:50,718 but you still love that motherfucker 1115 01:14:50,720 --> 01:14:52,600 and let him lick you right in the fucking mouth. 1116 01:14:54,757 --> 01:14:56,390 You treat me like some kind of freak, 1117 01:14:56,392 --> 01:14:59,727 like a... like you've never sucked a dick before. 1118 01:15:03,633 --> 01:15:07,502 I talked to Dad once since then. 1119 01:15:10,206 --> 01:15:12,206 He said the only reason he kicked me out 1120 01:15:12,208 --> 01:15:15,409 was because I'm an asshole. 1121 01:15:15,411 --> 01:15:18,446 Maybe I am. 1122 01:15:18,448 --> 01:15:21,682 He sure picked an interesting time to do it, though? 1123 01:15:22,452 --> 01:15:26,387 Tell him I said... hi. 1124 01:15:27,290 --> 01:15:29,390 That's all I got, Mom. 1125 01:15:32,028 --> 01:15:39,534 I guess I just wanted to say I'm sorry that I'm not perfect, 1126 01:15:39,536 --> 01:15:43,237 that things worked out the way they did. 1127 01:15:49,546 --> 01:15:52,580 I miss the days when you could make everything okay. 1128 01:15:58,521 --> 01:16:01,155 Sorry, got to go. 1129 01:16:01,157 --> 01:16:02,623 A client meeting. 1130 01:16:14,037 --> 01:16:15,903 All right. Calm down, bud. 1131 01:16:19,442 --> 01:16:21,375 Let's get this over with. 1132 01:16:27,016 --> 01:16:28,583 Ta-da! 1133 01:16:30,553 --> 01:16:32,320 Hi, Mr. Dan. 1134 01:16:33,189 --> 01:16:35,289 - Ooh. - Come on in. 1135 01:16:35,291 --> 01:16:37,358 Mr. Dan? 1136 01:16:37,360 --> 01:16:39,660 Please, call me Daddy. 1137 01:16:39,662 --> 01:16:41,362 I was going to bring you flowers, 1138 01:16:41,364 --> 01:16:44,131 but then I remembered you was a whore, 1139 01:16:44,133 --> 01:16:47,268 and I don't have to, so I didn't. 1140 01:16:49,472 --> 01:16:53,107 But I did bring you these. 1141 01:17:09,959 --> 01:17:16,597 Last year I had to tell my friends that I quit yoga 1142 01:17:16,599 --> 01:17:21,802 and canceled our gym membership because of a back problem. 1143 01:17:23,473 --> 01:17:29,043 Everyone was nice, played dumb, but people talk. 1144 01:17:32,749 --> 01:17:36,517 Now I have to figure out how to explain to our friends 1145 01:17:36,519 --> 01:17:38,786 why we're getting divorced. 1146 01:17:41,658 --> 01:17:46,160 I told you from the start, I have these urges. 1147 01:17:46,162 --> 01:17:48,529 Urges. 1148 01:17:48,531 --> 01:17:51,465 Urges that you were in control of. 1149 01:17:51,467 --> 01:17:55,403 Okay. Under control doesn't mean fucking men in public, 1150 01:17:55,405 --> 01:17:59,240 bringing boys on vacation to our condo, and God knows what else. 1151 01:17:59,242 --> 01:18:01,042 Jess, it was just the two times. 1152 01:18:22,665 --> 01:18:28,202 I talked to my mother as soon as it happened the first time. 1153 01:18:28,204 --> 01:18:30,337 I told her that Alex and I were out, 1154 01:18:30,339 --> 01:18:32,306 that we were moving in with her. 1155 01:18:32,308 --> 01:18:36,510 But she wouldn't let me. 1156 01:18:37,480 --> 01:18:40,314 She said if I loved you that I was responsible 1157 01:18:40,316 --> 01:18:43,617 for helping you through this. 1158 01:18:43,619 --> 01:18:45,453 And that if I loved you enough, 1159 01:18:45,455 --> 01:18:51,492 I could save you from the disease, she called it, 1160 01:18:51,494 --> 01:18:55,429 the temptation, that way of life. 1161 01:18:57,166 --> 01:19:00,768 And that eventually you would become the husband and father 1162 01:19:01,003 --> 01:19:04,071 that we all thought was inside of you, 1163 01:19:04,073 --> 01:19:05,539 but... 1164 01:19:08,277 --> 01:19:11,011 I couldn't love you enough. 1165 01:19:21,691 --> 01:19:24,625 When can I see Alex again? 1166 01:19:29,132 --> 01:19:31,265 I need time. 1167 01:19:33,369 --> 01:19:39,507 I do hope that you find whatever it is that makes you happy, Ken. 1168 01:20:06,602 --> 01:20:09,637 - Stop, stop. - Yeah, yeah. 1169 01:20:22,985 --> 01:20:24,351 Shit, Tom. 1170 01:20:44,941 --> 01:20:49,076 Come on, kid. Sing along with Danny. 1171 01:20:54,250 --> 01:20:55,749 Come on. 1172 01:20:57,186 --> 01:20:59,687 Don't be such a sourpuss. 1173 01:21:32,421 --> 01:21:35,089 - KEN: Hi. I'm Ken. - TOM: Hold on. 1174 01:21:35,091 --> 01:21:36,724 We need to go. 1175 01:21:36,959 --> 01:21:38,726 Now! 1176 01:21:42,198 --> 01:21:45,132 All right, little boy, round two, ding-ding. 1177 01:21:45,134 --> 01:21:47,434 I hope you saved some for me, you selfish little kitty. 1178 01:21:47,436 --> 01:21:50,004 Meow. Whoo. That'll last. 1179 01:21:51,340 --> 01:21:52,539 Whoo. 1180 01:21:57,380 --> 01:22:00,347 So, you don't sing. 1181 01:22:00,349 --> 01:22:05,052 You barely fuck, and you're a messy, messy bottom. 1182 01:22:05,054 --> 01:22:07,421 What's your problem, kid? 1183 01:22:07,423 --> 01:22:10,724 Bet you expected me to tip you with an attitude like that? 1184 01:22:11,994 --> 01:22:15,262 I'm just kidding. 1185 01:22:15,264 --> 01:22:17,264 I'll tip you. 1186 01:22:17,266 --> 01:22:20,100 You did manage to keep those ears on, 1187 01:22:20,102 --> 01:22:23,203 and that ass of yours is on point. 1188 01:22:23,205 --> 01:22:25,472 Back the fuck off, dude. 1189 01:22:25,474 --> 01:22:28,442 Back the fuck off? 1190 01:22:28,444 --> 01:22:32,246 Back the fuck off, dude? 1191 01:22:32,248 --> 01:22:35,349 Is that how you treat a client, Bloody Mary? 1192 01:22:38,154 --> 01:22:41,055 I think somebody needs to teach you a little lesson. 1193 01:22:41,057 --> 01:22:42,623 Shit. 1194 01:22:42,625 --> 01:22:44,591 Little shit. 1195 01:22:44,593 --> 01:22:46,126 Don't you... 1196 01:22:46,128 --> 01:22:47,494 Aah! 1197 01:22:52,935 --> 01:22:54,168 Now who's on top again? 1198 01:22:54,170 --> 01:22:57,037 Fuck you, you fucking freak. 1199 01:22:57,039 --> 01:23:02,042 A fucking whore thinks I'm a freak. 1200 01:23:02,044 --> 01:23:05,980 You think you can treat me like worthless garbage? 1201 01:23:11,487 --> 01:23:14,154 That's not how the world works. 1202 01:23:14,156 --> 01:23:16,290 It's going to make you a bitch. 1203 01:23:17,093 --> 01:23:23,297 You're a helpless, insignificant little cunt 1204 01:23:23,299 --> 01:23:26,100 who's not going to make it anywhere. 1205 01:23:26,102 --> 01:23:29,169 What the fuck is this? 1206 01:23:31,073 --> 01:23:32,606 A gun? 1207 01:23:32,608 --> 01:23:38,178 Ooh, what you plan on doing with that, Mary? 1208 01:23:38,180 --> 01:23:40,514 You going to rob me? 1209 01:23:42,284 --> 01:23:45,486 I suppose you would have done that 1210 01:23:45,488 --> 01:23:48,689 before I fucked your brains out. 1211 01:23:48,924 --> 01:23:51,525 I know what you want to do. 1212 01:23:51,527 --> 01:23:53,427 You planning on killing me? 1213 01:23:53,429 --> 01:23:55,662 Is that what you planned on doing, cunt? 1214 01:23:57,566 --> 01:24:01,201 Fucking piece of shit. 1215 01:24:01,203 --> 01:24:03,303 Fucking little cunt. 1216 01:24:04,240 --> 01:24:07,608 Hey, no, no, no, man. Hey, you can't park here. 1217 01:24:10,346 --> 01:24:12,179 I can't give out a room key 1218 01:24:12,181 --> 01:24:13,614 if you're not staying in the room, sorry. 1219 01:24:13,616 --> 01:24:14,648 It's an emergency. 1220 01:24:14,884 --> 01:24:17,184 Hey, hey, hey. Can you get him a key? 1221 01:24:17,186 --> 01:24:18,619 Yes, of course. I didn't know you guys... 1222 01:24:18,621 --> 01:24:20,254 - Sorry about that. - Yeah, no, no, we're together. 1223 01:24:20,256 --> 01:24:21,989 I'll explain it later on. 1224 01:24:25,261 --> 01:24:27,027 DAN: Shit. 1225 01:24:27,530 --> 01:24:28,629 Fucking... 1226 01:24:28,864 --> 01:24:30,097 Get off him! 1227 01:24:34,270 --> 01:24:37,137 Who's the goddamn freak now, 1228 01:24:37,139 --> 01:24:39,039 Who's the fucking freak now? 1229 01:24:39,041 --> 01:24:41,642 I see you brought a friend. 1230 01:24:41,877 --> 01:24:47,381 You fucking pathetic little piece of fucking shit, 1231 01:24:47,383 --> 01:24:49,383 piece of fucking shit. 1232 01:25:05,534 --> 01:25:10,237 Jesus tap-dancing Christ. 1233 01:25:28,023 --> 01:25:31,291 Go wash your hands now. 1234 01:25:31,293 --> 01:25:33,193 J-Jack. 1235 01:25:38,200 --> 01:25:41,235 I'm at the Sky Hotel. 1236 01:25:41,237 --> 01:25:43,704 Room 1101. 1237 01:25:43,939 --> 01:25:47,074 Yeah, I just killed someone. 1238 01:25:47,076 --> 01:25:49,977 I shot him in the head. 1239 01:25:52,515 --> 01:25:55,182 Yeah, yeah, he's definitely dead. 1240 01:25:56,519 --> 01:25:58,685 It was self-defense, I think. 1241 01:26:00,289 --> 01:26:06,059 I'm hurt, and my... my boyfriend's nose is busted, too. 1242 01:26:07,329 --> 01:26:10,130 Listen, you don't need to keep us on the phone any longer. 1243 01:26:10,132 --> 01:26:11,498 Everybody's okay. 1244 01:26:11,500 --> 01:26:13,300 The gun's under the bed. 1245 01:26:13,302 --> 01:26:16,336 We'll be here when they arrive, all right. 1246 01:26:16,338 --> 01:26:18,105 Thank you. 1247 01:26:23,445 --> 01:26:26,079 Please make sure Tom's going to be okay. 1248 01:26:26,081 --> 01:26:28,015 No. 1249 01:26:28,017 --> 01:26:29,650 Promise me. 1250 01:26:30,519 --> 01:26:32,186 I-I promise. 1251 01:26:32,188 --> 01:26:34,054 I will. 1252 01:26:34,056 --> 01:26:37,191 No. No! 1253 01:26:37,193 --> 01:26:39,593 Come on, we got to get you cleaned up. 1254 01:26:40,896 --> 01:26:42,329 Jack. 1255 01:26:47,102 --> 01:26:49,069 Please, Jack. 1256 01:27:05,387 --> 01:27:07,454 Hello. It's Thomas. 1257 01:27:07,456 --> 01:27:09,323 You can leave a message, but you probably figured out 1258 01:27:09,325 --> 01:27:12,226 that I have already screened your call by now. 1259 01:27:12,228 --> 01:27:13,260 Beep. 1260 01:27:13,262 --> 01:27:16,063 Colonel Mustard, hey. 1261 01:27:16,065 --> 01:27:20,067 It's almost 6:00 a.m., so I guess you're probably asleep. 1262 01:27:20,069 --> 01:27:21,602 But they finally said I can make a phone call, 1263 01:27:21,604 --> 01:27:23,971 and I figured it was worth a shot. 1264 01:27:23,973 --> 01:27:27,507 Supposedly the dead dude had a pretty long rap sheet. 1265 01:27:27,509 --> 01:27:30,911 Okay. I shit you not, the officer who booked me 1266 01:27:30,913 --> 01:27:33,447 actually called him Date-Rape Dan. 1267 01:27:33,449 --> 01:27:35,515 One of the guards gave me a D.L. fist bump 1268 01:27:35,517 --> 01:27:37,451 when he brought me the phone. 1269 01:27:37,453 --> 01:27:39,419 I'm kind of feeling like a superhero, 1270 01:27:39,421 --> 01:27:40,954 and I'm tempted to see if I can get the cops 1271 01:27:40,956 --> 01:27:43,357 to start calling me Captain Jackoff. 1272 01:27:45,861 --> 01:27:48,462 Okay, okay. I'm sorry. I know. 1273 01:27:48,464 --> 01:27:50,364 I'm in police custody, 1274 01:27:50,366 --> 01:27:52,332 and nothing about this is funny, right. 1275 01:27:55,604 --> 01:28:01,975 Okay, okay, all bullshit aside, I owe you my life again. 1276 01:28:03,045 --> 01:28:06,480 You're the greatest thing that's ever happened to me, 1277 01:28:06,482 --> 01:28:08,115 and if I actually get out of here, 1278 01:28:08,117 --> 01:28:10,284 I promise to do it right this time. 1279 01:28:10,286 --> 01:28:11,918 Everything you said. 1280 01:28:11,920 --> 01:28:15,188 Therapy, AA, you know, whatever you want. 1281 01:28:15,190 --> 01:28:18,058 I'll work 100 hours a week at a goddamn coffee shop 1282 01:28:18,060 --> 01:28:22,362 if I have to, just so I can sleep with you every night 1283 01:28:22,364 --> 01:28:28,368 and be with you, only you, in every possible way. 1284 01:28:28,370 --> 01:28:31,571 You need to know how fascinatingly beautiful 1285 01:28:31,573 --> 01:28:34,608 and brave and strong you are. 1286 01:28:34,610 --> 01:28:37,944 You and I, we're different. 1287 01:28:37,946 --> 01:28:39,479 Yeah, we're freaks, 1288 01:28:39,481 --> 01:28:42,049 but that just means there's nobody else out there 1289 01:28:42,051 --> 01:28:43,850 as good for us as each other. 1290 01:28:43,852 --> 01:28:47,954 I'll see you soon, Tomcat. 90940