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[crickets chirping]

[dog barking in the distance]

[breathing heavily]

[suspenseful music buildup]

[screeching]

Please don't hurt me.

[sighs]

[breathing behind mask]

Please.

[suspenseful music]

[whip cracking]

[heavy breathing]

[metal clanking]

[heavy breathing]

-Baby? -I think I'm having an allergic reaction.

It's, um, it's not allergies, it's a panic attack.

-I think I'm getting a heart attack. -It's just a panic attack.

You just have to calm down. Sit down.

-Where's the pills? -You don't need the pills, okay?

Where are the fucking pills?

[sighs] In my purse.

[rummaging and clattering]

[indistinct chatter] Where are the fucking pills?

Baby, they're in my purse.

[heavy breathing behind the mask]

[zip]

You want to untie me?

[foghorn blasting]

[seagulls cawing]

-So, how you've been? -Better to be honest, much like your books actually.

But, er, you know...

I think we've got to go different direction.

[Robin] What do you mean? What kind of direction?

I-- I wanna see Robin in the dirt.

Yes, I can see it. I went with my son to Sweden.

We did one of those adventure trips, you know, back to nature,

and it was fabulous, and I think that's what you need.

Sweden? Why, why Sweden?

I think you need something new.

But I'm-- I'm-- I'm working on this book right now,

er... here.

You know, we've done so well together. I think you should trust me.

I think you should pack and you should go.

-[Robin] Okay. -And I mean, look at me, have I ever advised you wrong?

I don't know, I have to think about it.

Think about it but don't think too long.

We both need the money, right?

I mean, I've got a kid in private school,

you have a lifestyle.

I think it's time to do something that sells,

something new, something hip.

[water splashing]

[crickets chirping]

[dog barking in the distance]

[suspenseful music]

[tense music]

[striking a match]

[recorded voice] The time has come

to balance your chakras.

Open your third eye

and become the dragon.

-[exhaling] -Breathe fire,

spread your wings and fly.

You are free, you are strong,

-you are the dragon. -[Teddy exhales]

-[chimes] -Now, breathe like a dragon.

[chanting]

[water dripping]

[tap squeaking]

[suspenseful music]

[chiming and buzzing]

[exhales]

[tense music]

So how was that meeting with Lilo?

She wants me to go to a farm in Sweden.

Why the fuck Sweden?

[sighs] I don't know.

It's hip or something.

-Hmm. -I know you're scared of flying, you can stay here.

I don't think you should go.

I have to go.

[knocking on the window]

I have a bad feeling about this.

You always do.

I love you.

See you, Ted.

[sighs] Lorenzo, start the car, please.

[plane climbing]

[train chugging]

[suspenseful music]

[message beep]

[Robin sighs]

[car honking]

Miss Richards, I'm really sorry I'm late.

I'm-- I'm really sorry I'm late.

-Oh, you must be the driver? -Yeah, yeah, that's right. Yeah.

So, so, so, just let me get the bags for you.

-Sure. -Sure? Okay.

Just come with me.

Uh.

[squeaking]

It-- Just-- Argh. Just hop in.

We're there in no time. Just make yourself comfortable.

That! You comfy?

-Yeah. -Yeah, sure.

Uh.

You're Robin Richards?

Yeah, yeah, I am.

Sorry, I'm... I don't mean to be creepy.

I-- I am Hans, by the way.

-Hans. -You can-- you can call me Hans Bubi.

I am, er... [clears throat]

I also happen to be your biggest fan.

If you-- if you would like to do me the honors.

Sure.

Just write, "To Hans".

Wonderful. Wow.

Um... You-- You don't mind?

[sighs]

Yeah. And-- and maybe this one?

Just this-- this last one.

It's not-- not so much my favorite.

It's not really what-- what I would consider a Robin Richards book, you know.

But still, it's-- it's okay. It's got its moments.

I wrote it.

Yeah, I know, but...

It's not a Robin Richards'.

You can-- you can do a lot better than that.

Really?

Great. Yeah, you know, I know you're going to write the next masterpiece here.

I'm sure of it.

It's going to be great.

So-- so, er... Are you here alone?

Yeah, my boyfriend is arriving tomorrow.

-Oh, your boyfriend, yeah? -At noon.

Yeah? Okay. So?

I was actually going to ask you if you could pick him up.

Just anywhere you want to go, just-- just call me, just...

-call Bubi and... I'll get you there. -Thank you.

You know, I really do love your books, you know.

-Yeah? -Yeah, I've read them several times.

-Really? -No, I-- I-- I wish I could write like that.

-[thumps] -Are you a writer?

I want to be. But it's... still it's only in my dreams.

It is, it's hard having dreams in a place like this, you know.

Why is that?

I don't know. It's here, nothing ever happens here.

-[loud crash] -[tires squeaking]

Whoa!

What was that?

-Wow! Are you okay? -Yes.

[Hans] Shit. Ha!

Wow, it just fell off! Damn!

Shit.

It's... [sighs]

[speaking Swedish]

Just have to...

Just go and wait in the car. It's-- It's okay.

-No, you shouldn't really. -No, I'll help.

I've got it. I-- I've got this. Just go and sit, sit in the car.

It's-- It's okay.

You know... [puffing]

This...

You shouldn't really.

-You all right? You okay? -Yeah, I'm fine.

Yeah, I'm fine.

Ah. Slowly, slowly.

[crow cawing]

Hush.

-Just listen. -[crow cawing]

-Do you hear? -What?

The forest.

Don't you think this would be a great opening for your next book?

-What do you mean? -The driver and his-- his passenger just

getting stuck in the middle of nowhere in the dark forest and you know,

some ancient evil wakes up and start haunting them and...

and killing them and eating them and whatever.

Wouldn't that be great?

Should we put the couch on the roof?

Oh, yeah, yeah. Sure. Right. Right. Argh. You're ready?

One, two, three.

[suspenseful music]

[sighs]

There.

Um, sorry about the bumpy ride.

-That's fine. -OK. OK. Sure.

Um, here's for tomorrow as well.

-We talked about this. -Oh, oh, your boyfriend, yeah.

-Picking him up at noon. -Yes.

-Yeah, right. Got it. -If that's okay?

-Sure. Sure. Got it. -Thank you.

[sheep bleating]

[Hans sighs]

[car door closes]

[suspenseful music]

[rooster crowing]

[sheep bleating]

[rooster crowing]

[hen squawking]

[hen fluttering]

Oh, shit. Did I scare you?

No, I, I just didn't expect... that thing.

-It's a hen, an animal. -[Robin chuckles]

Yeah, I-- I guess it is an animal, yeah.

-You must be Robin? -Yeah, and you must be Rolf?

Yeah. You can call me Rofer.

Rofer. Got it.

Do you mind holding it?

I-- I don't know how to hold it.

-Just like a baby. -But I've never hold it.

-Squeeze over the wing. -Over the wing?

[hen squawking]

OK. Over the wing.

OK. OK. OK. OK. OK.

-I'll pick some eggs. -OK.

[hen squawking]

Two eggs.

Present for you.

-Uh... -You can eat it tomorrow.

What-- what if it breaks? Okay.

-Don't squeeze it. -No, uh, I won't.

So, now I can take that.

-Okay. -Thank you.

[door creaks open]

Please, come in.

Here's the bed. I made it myself.

It's a nice bed.

Yeah, and cozy.

[tense music]

That's my wife. She's resting out there.

She's buried in the garden?

Yeah. She loved the garden. But now, it's only a garden of...

death.

[insect buzzing]

Let me show you the kitchen.

[exhales]

[exhales]

[exhales]

[exhales]

[Rolf] I renovated it myself.

[Robin] Yeah, it's nice.

I renovated the chimney.

You can make a fire in the stove.

Oh. Sorry, my sister must have been here.

This is my wife, Linda.

Isn't she beautiful?

Yeah, she's lovely.

She was a fine lady.

[clicks tongue] Um...

I don't see a restroom.

It's in another part.

Please, I will show you.

-Another place? -Yes.

-Outside? -Yes.

[pram-wheels squeak]

[whimsical music]

Fuck.

Argh!

[exhaling]

Great.

[hen clucking]

[suspenseful music]

[hen crowing]

[puffing]

[tapping on keyboard]

[sighs]

[phone beeping]

[phone beeping]

[silence]

[dog growling]

[suspenseful music]

[chop]

[dog barks]

[puffing]

[panting]

[insects buzzing]

[door opens then shuts]

Aw.

[cat purring]

[door opens]

[hammering]

[hammering]

[recorded old Swedish folksong]

[dog barking]

[thumping]

[door squeaking]

[door is being shut and locked]

[ominous music]

[howling]

[door creaking]

[dripping]

[tense music buildup]

[rooster crowing]

[tapping]

[tapping on keyboard]

[door creaking]

Hey. Um...

[sighs] It's a really great day.

Do you know if there's any way down to the lake?

[suspenseful music]

Thank you.

[tense music]

Seriously.

[insects buzzing]

Argh!

[exhales deeply]

What the fuck.

[squeaking sound]

[sighs]

[birds chirping]

[twig snaps]

[heavy breathing]

[tense music]

[music stops]

[insects buzzing]

[door creaks]

-[woman's voice on recorder] The time has come

to balance your chakras.

Open your third eye

and become the dragon.

Breathe fire.

Spread your wings and fly.

[car honking]

[clattering]

[engine starts]

Hello.

Hey. Hey. Hey.

-Hey there. -Hi. Can I borrow your phone?

It's broken, out of order.

It's lost, Ted took it.

Do you know where there's any cellphone connection?

You can try up in the hills.

Find a high peak, and, I mean, maybe you'll get some connection there.

The road over here?

Yeah, straight ahead.

Thank you.

[frogs croaking]

[exhales]

[dial tone]

[sheep bleating]

[snorts]

[sheep bleating]

[thunder]

[hen clucking]

[thunder]

[thunder]

[whack]

[clucking]

[eerie music]

[multiple whacks]

[thunder]

[twig snaps]

[twig snaps]

[door squeaks]

[rain falling]

[panting]

Where have you been?

Where's Ted?

Ted never showed.

Oh...

[sighs]

Thank you.

Probably nothing, he's scared of flying.

Yeah?

[slurping]

I need a phone.

-This is a phone. -It doesn't work.

Rats, probably.

[thunder]

You know, you can use mine.

The one at home. That works.

Um, well, I'll probably have to shower.

Yeah.

Change some clothes.

Looks good.

[raining]

[door creaking]

It's right this way.

We're doing a bit of renovating.

So it's-- it's kind of messy right now,

but it's gonna be fine.

[distant traffic]

[door squeaks]

[insects buzzing]

Sorry, just got to move the couch.

Okay. All right.

[Hans exhales]

Come on right in.

Just come on in here.

We're renovating, so it's gonna be... It's gonna be cool.

Bubi cave.

-The telephone. -Huh?

The telephone.

[clattering]

Here it is.

[sighs]

Oh, you... Maybe you wanna sit down?

-Sure. -Yes, sure.

Just sit here.

Sure you wanna sit like that?

Just sit down.

There you are.

Yeah, just push the buttons and...

Oh, you-- you-- you want some privacy?

[insects buzzing]

[girl] Lorenzo, is Ted with you?

What?

He's not here.

Yeah, you're probably right.

Yeah.

Um...

All right, talk later.

So where is he?

I don't know.

You know, my wife probably did that.

She's jealous.

We're being totally rude. [chuckles]

You haven't introduced me to your... whore.

I'm Robin.

I know who you are.

I've been using your books as toilet paper.

I'm sorry about my wife. She can be... You know she--

You know, sometimes she just--

She just gets mad and...

-Actually, she scares me. -[Robin sighs]

Can you pick me up tomorrow? I'm going to the airport.

What?

Yeah.

It was a mistake coming here.

What do you mean, what do you mean a mistake coming here?

I can't write anymore. I'm done.

Of course you can write. You are Robin Richards.

You're the greatest author in the world.

Just don't give up.

Don't go home.

Stay here and try.

Pick me up tomorrow, same time.

[digging]

[suspenseful music]

[Rolf] She loved the garden. But now, it's only a garden of death.

[tense music]

[whimsical music]

[bees buzzing]

[slap]

[moaning]

[door shuts]

[tapping on keyboard]

[door creaks]

[slurping]

[recorded folksong playing]

[dog barks]

[recorded folksong playing]

[dramatic musical sting]

[coughing]

[sobbing]

[clock ticking]

[screaming]

Hush.

Hush.

Help!

Hush.

[clock ticking]

[exhales]

[exhales]

Hans!

Bubi!

Please don't hurt me.

Hush.

[sobbing] Please.

[exhales]

[sighs]

No, no, please.

Shush.

No, please. No, please.

[gags]

[door creaks]

Robin?

I'm sorry.

I don't want to eat one.

[gags]

What do you want?

Robin?

Help!

[muffled screams]

Hush.

[distant muffled screams]

Help.

Help!

Robin?

[Rolf hushing]

[suspenseful music]

[muffled] Help!

Robin?

[stair creaks]

[hushing]

[music box playing]

[suspenseful music]

[whack]

[dramatic music]

[door squeaking]

[thumping]

[grunting]

[door creaks open]

[heavy breathing]

[recorder playing music]

[muffled screams]

[muffled screams]

[clack]

[Robin groans]

[Elsa in the distance] Hans! Hans!

[Robin screams]

Hans!

[music stops]

Hans!

[door creaks shut]

[chair squeaks]

[Elsa] Hans.

[door creaks open]

Hans!

[grunting]

[clattering]

[door creaks]

[eerie music]

[groaning]

[groaning]

[door creaks]

I'm really sorry about my wife.

She has a bad temper.

[suspenseful music]

[whack]

[whack]

[thump]

[exhales]

[recorded voice] The time has come to balance your chakras.

Open your third eye.

And become the dragon.

Breathe fire.

Spread your wings and fly.

You are free.

You are strong.

You are the dragon.

Now, breathe like a dragon.

Breathe in, breathe out.

Breathe in, breathe out.

Breathe in, breathe out.

[suspenseful music]

[screams]

[suspenseful music]

Help me.

[knocking on window]

Help me.

[panting] I need a phone.

Do you have a phone, please?

A telephone.

[panting]

[eerie music]

[dial tone]

Lorenzo?

[dramatic music]

[screams]

[thump]

[birds chirping]

[sighs]

[door creaks]

Hello again.

I'm very sorry about my wife.

And I'm very sorry about the finger.

But I will make it good.

Don't worry.

[Robin sobs] Don't hurt me.

You will be fine.

Don't worry.

Please.

[crying]

[tearing duct-tape]

[sighs]

You're looking a little bit damaged.

Would you like some fika?

That is coffee and buns.

Sure.

Good.

Then I will get it for you.

I-- I'll come back.

[playing waltz]

[thud]

[music intensifying]

[splat]

[eerie music]

[music fading out]

[gentle waves lapping]

[sheep bleating]

[sheep bleating]

[waltz playing]