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[CAR HORNS HONKING]
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MAN: [ON RADIO] Hope you packed
a snack there, commuters,
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because we've got two
overturned big rigs
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on the 405 South
in the Sepulveda Pass.
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And coming at you on the 405 North,
robot invasion.
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[THUDS]
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- Huh?
- You, commuter, get to walk home.
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Or better yet, run!
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[SCREAMS]
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THOR: Well timed, Black Widow.
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My first time in Los Angeles,
and thus far,
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all I have seen is infernal
traffic and evil robots.
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Yeah, that's pretty much
L.A. for you.
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FRIDAY: Hawkeye, I detect six cybernetic
assailants of unknown origin.
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No offense, Friday, but I do not
want an AI yapping in my ear
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when I'm trying to work.
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FRIDAY: But I cannot comply.
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Iron Man wants you to have direct
access to my help at all times.
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Even if I don't want it?
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Maybe Iron Man thinks you need
all the help you can get.
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Help! We're trapped!
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[GASPS]
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My baby!
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[BABBLING]
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I, uh, hmm...
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[BABY LAUGHING]
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I've got this last one.
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Not if I get him first.
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[GRUNTS]
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Odin's Beard!
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Sync and corrections by masaca
- addic7ed.com -
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[PEOPLE SCREAMING]
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MAN: Ahhh! It's coming down!
Go, go, go!
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[GRUNTS]
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[GRUNTING]
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Hawkeye, get those civilians
out of the way.
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Let's go, people! Get clear!
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Come on, will you?
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It's giving way!
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[GASPS]
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BLACK WIDOW: Thor!
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Is Thor okay?
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Yeah! Our mission was to visit
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our old friend at a movie studio.
Fist bump.
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I did not expect to battle
mysterious robots.
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Look at this.
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"Property of Marvelous Studios."
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Okay, that's weird.
What are the odds?
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Let's go talk to our friend.
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He might have some answers.
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THOR: Fakery!
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A building in front of our eyes,
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yet it is all artificial. Ha!
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HAWKEYE: Excuse me.
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Um, excuse me?
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Yeah, the consultant on your movie.
We're looking for him.
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ANT-MAN: You're not looking
hard enough, Clint!
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Ant-Man! 'Tis good to see
you again, friend.
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Well, look at you.
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Going from the hero biz
to the movie biz.
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There's the traitor.
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How's life post-Avengers?
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This new gig has been the best.
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Back home in California,
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getting time to solo
adventure, stomp bad guys.
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Oh, and you have got to see
what I've been consulting on.
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[BEEPS]
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NARRATOR: [ON TV]
In a world of evil,
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these heroes are the mightiest.
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Iron Guy.
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Colonel America.
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Viking King.
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The Bulk.
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[SHOUTS]
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Eye Hawk.
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Dark Spider.
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Every team needs a great leader.
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This team has the Human Ant.
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Will it be enough against
the alien robot army
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and the evil Lava Men?
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So, it is a movie
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about imitation Avengers
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with you as the leader?
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I know, I know. But they can't
all be Shakespeare, right?
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This was on the robots that
attacked the freeway earlier.
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Do you recognize it?
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This came from one of our robots.
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But they're robot props. They're
not designed to be real.
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Well, those props were on the
freeway shooting laser beams
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at innocent bystanders.
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[LOUD THUD]
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Move!
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[YELLS]
[YELLS]
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[GRUNTS]
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[CHUCKLES] I was gonna make fun
of your cushy Hollywood job,
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but it looks like you face
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- more danger than we do.
- Huh?
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[GRUNTS]
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That was brilliant.
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You're... You're the real Thor!
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I'm Tad McDodd.
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I'm you in the Revengers movie.
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You pretend to be me,
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yet you appear a little short.
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Well, uh, being too tall would look
bad on camera. Everybody knows that.
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Yeah! Uh, that's good to know.
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I'll wear lifts.
I... I have to know
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what I can do to be like you.
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I'm a method actor.
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I, I need to follow you and study you.
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Do you pose in the mirror to nail
down the way you carry yourself?
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Come on. You can admit it.
You do, right?
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I am the Prince of Asgard.
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I do not pose in the mirror.
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Right. It's gonna take heavy
equipment to get this out of here.
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- We're ruined.
- Ruined?
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You do not need heavy equipment.
You need the mighty Thor.
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Yeah, but we still
have no main light rigging,
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and without the light rigging,
we can't finish our movie!
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Oh, I bet Thor can fetch a new one!
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He's Thor! He can do anything!
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[LAUGHS] Thor, Prince of Asgard,
lifter of heavy objects,
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and rescuer of cheesy
movie productions.
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Hey! If you want
to help them, go.
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We'll call you as soon
as we have a lead.
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I do not know about this.
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Please, Thor, this is gonna
be my starring role.
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If, if you won't do it for me,
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do it for the children.
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Children? What children?
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You know, many people have
worked for hours,
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months, years
to put this thing together.
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With the cinematography
and the lighting
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- and the crowd-sourcing...
- Very well.
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If it will not take long, I
will assist you in this errand.
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What are we waiting for?
Let's go!
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Agreeing to this
may have been a mistake.
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[SHRIEKS]
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Traces of explosive residue.
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Let me check it out.
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[GRUNTS]
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It's good to have him
on our side again.
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We should see if he's ready
to come back to the Avengers.
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We're not asking Ant-Man back.
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He became an integral part of the team,
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then quit to do his own
thing, never looked back.
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He made his choice.
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ANT-MAN: You were right,
Black Widow.
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Never would've seen it
if I didn't look closer.
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It's some kind of antenna
for a detonator.
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I might be able to track the
source of the destruct signal.
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[BEEPING]
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Whoa! That's just
50 meters from here!
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Another one of the robots.
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It's just a movie prop.
It's not supposed to...
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[ELECTRIC WHIRRING]
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[GROANS]
[GRUNTS]
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It's not supposed to be dangerous,
so why is it dangerous?
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- Nice.
- MAN: Yes.
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Very nice.
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A nice group of friends, all super
and helping each other,
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just like in our movie.
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Uh-huh. Elihas Starr.
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He was our special effects guy
and prop master on the movie,
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but he got let go for his bad attitude.
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Geniuses always get labeled
bad attitudes.
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My work was brilliant,
but you still had me fired.
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You mistreated everyone you worked
with, and your props were dangerous.
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Liar!
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I can hear all of you whispering,
laughing. "Egghead."
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Everyone calling me Egghead
behind my back.
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If it was behind your back,
how do you know?
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I know!
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And I know that the best way
to ruin Ant-Man
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and all of the jerks
on the Revengers movie
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is to wipe them out.
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[GROWLING]
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EGGHEAD: I always hated those
cheesy rubber-suit Lava Men.
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My version is decidedly more...
deadly.
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ANT-MAN: Special effects, incoming.
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These Lava Men are way scarier
than the rubber suits.
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EGGHEAD: I don't believe in
computer-generated effects,
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- only real fire!
- Hot!
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Try and get me, lava losers!
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I can't get a call through to Thor.
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EGGHEAD: My signal jammers.
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Too bad Thor's not here.
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He might actually pose a challenge
to my robotic Lava Men.
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[GROWLING]
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FRIDAY: Hawkeye. Hawkeye.
Friday calling Hawkeye.
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- Not now, Friday!
- Understood.
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So, is there a better
time in the future
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for me to share tactical
information with you?
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I know you mean well,
but I do not want you
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- yelling in my ear all the time.
- [GROWLING]
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FRIDAY: I don't mean to yell. Would
it help if I turned down the volume?
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Yeah. It might.
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[GRUNTS]
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Fire torpedoes.
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[GRUNTS]
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[STEAM HISSING]
[GROANING]
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[GROANS] Okay, that hurts.
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[YELLS]
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Since I was betrayed
by Ant-Man and the film crew,
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my eyes have been opened.
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We all know a little something
about betrayal. Right, "Human Ant"?
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- Huh?
- Duck!
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[GRUNTS]
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[GROANING]
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Uh-oh. Big problem,
small solution.
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[GROWLING]
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[GROANS]
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[PANTS]
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Nice.
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Check my moves.
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Are you done showing off?
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Natasha, did I do something
to tick you off?
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Great move back there.
At least you haven't forgotten
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- what you learned as an Avenger.
- [OBJECTS CLATTERING]
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There he goes. Come on.
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It's over, Egghead.
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It's been fun, but I've had to go
elsewhere to prepare the third act.
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You know, your big finish...
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- Get down!
- Finish... Finish...
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Your directions have taken us
nowhere near our destination.
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We are lost.
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Zounds, odds bodkins,
and so on and so forth!
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You two lost?
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Perhaps one of you can
direct me back to the place
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mortals call, "North Hollywood"?
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So be good commoners and start talking,
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or else my buddy Thor here
will rip you guys to shreds.
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Hey, brother, you just
call us "commoners"?
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Yeah, we did... Commoners!
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Wait. Do not listen to that man.
He is an actor.
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Actors. They've seen
too many movies.
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Come on, guys.
Let's get outta here.
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[GASPS]
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Oh! [STAMMERING]
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[GRUMBLING] So, Thor, uh, when you're
in your loneliest, darkest place,
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- is your salad kale, romaine, or quinoa?
- [GRUNTING]
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- [CHUCKLES]
- I will never understand humans.
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You're not mad at me, right?
We're cool?
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- You quit on us.
- I didn't quit, Natasha.
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I wanted to go home.
Tony understood.
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He helped set me up
with this great opportunity.
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So great you kept it quiet,
told us you had our back,
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then when the time was right,
you ditched us.
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Look, I loved being an Avenger,
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but the Avengers are about
saving the entire world.
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00:13:19,807 --> 00:13:23,523
I needed to carve out my place in it
before worrying about the whole planet.
252
00:13:23,524 --> 00:13:25,746
I thought we were a team.
253
00:13:25,781 --> 00:13:28,001
Friday's got us a lead on Egghead.
254
00:13:31,120 --> 00:13:33,013
[GRUNTING]
255
00:13:33,089 --> 00:13:36,191
Once again, my apologies
for the misunderstanding.
256
00:13:36,192 --> 00:13:39,345
Thank you for the directions,
but we must make haste.
257
00:13:39,845 --> 00:13:41,897
[IMITATING THOR] My apologies
for the misunderstanding.
258
00:13:41,898 --> 00:13:43,047
Make haste!
259
00:13:43,328 --> 00:13:46,402
Tad McDodd, when we first met,
260
00:13:46,403 --> 00:13:49,370
I thought you might be a villain,
masquerading as an actor
261
00:13:49,405 --> 00:13:52,256
in order to get close
and catch me unaware.
262
00:13:52,292 --> 00:13:56,366
But now I see the truth.
You are a villain.
263
00:13:56,697 --> 00:13:58,122
An annoying one.
264
00:13:58,125 --> 00:14:00,873
[NORMAL VOICE] I'm trying
to understand you, man.
265
00:14:00,909 --> 00:14:05,726
To watch you move, to hear you speak,
see your home, where you come from.
266
00:14:06,923 --> 00:14:10,775
Where I come from is Asgard,
but my home is Avengers...
267
00:14:10,810 --> 00:14:15,409
Yes, educate me. Show me Asgard.
268
00:14:15,739 --> 00:14:18,994
You want an education?
You will get one.
269
00:14:19,026 --> 00:14:21,714
Heimdall, open the portal!
270
00:14:27,307 --> 00:14:29,799
Huh? Uh, uh, maybe not so fast!
271
00:14:33,407 --> 00:14:35,274
HAWKEYE: Turns out
Friday's useful after all.
272
00:14:35,309 --> 00:14:37,618
Egghead has a bunch of fake addresses,
273
00:14:37,654 --> 00:14:40,200
but this is where the studio
sends his checks.
274
00:14:41,416 --> 00:14:45,497
Hold on. Maybe we can do the
entering without the breaking.
275
00:14:53,752 --> 00:14:55,848
I think we found Egghead.
276
00:14:56,902 --> 00:14:58,511
I think he found us.
277
00:14:58,516 --> 00:15:00,974
I worked so hard on effects and props,
278
00:15:01,110 --> 00:15:03,494
but since getting fired,
279
00:15:03,529 --> 00:15:06,391
I've been thinking of getting
into costume design.
280
00:15:09,886 --> 00:15:12,575
What do you think of my suit?
281
00:15:12,822 --> 00:15:16,175
Uh, is it supposed
to look like a giant egg?
282
00:15:18,978 --> 00:15:20,136
[CROWING]
283
00:15:20,171 --> 00:15:22,084
[POWERING UP]
284
00:15:22,085 --> 00:15:27,743
EGGHEAD: I've got a whole new
line that's just to die for.
285
00:15:31,712 --> 00:15:32,857
BLACK WIDOW: Scatter!
286
00:15:35,938 --> 00:15:38,477
Scatter? More like scramble!
287
00:15:50,881 --> 00:15:53,069
You can't hide from me.
288
00:15:56,500 --> 00:15:59,562
Ouch! You've already failed.
289
00:15:59,828 --> 00:16:01,539
I've activated a launch sequence
290
00:16:01,540 --> 00:16:04,792
that will send my battle
suits all across Hollywood.
291
00:16:05,059 --> 00:16:08,328
And I assure you,
they're quite destructive.
292
00:16:08,737 --> 00:16:11,543
Come on!
That looks like a giant...
293
00:16:13,468 --> 00:16:16,153
Is anyone else seeing this?
It's not just me, right?
294
00:16:16,154 --> 00:16:16,996
[GRUNTS]
295
00:16:16,997 --> 00:16:18,232
[GRUNTS]
296
00:16:20,463 --> 00:16:23,116
Keep Egghead busy. I'm putting
a stop to this launch.
297
00:16:23,117 --> 00:16:23,711
[WHIRRING]
298
00:16:23,712 --> 00:16:25,742
Too late. It's launching.
299
00:16:25,743 --> 00:16:28,021
[MECHANICAL CLUCKING]
300
00:16:31,193 --> 00:16:33,034
I wasn't fast enough.
301
00:16:33,254 --> 00:16:34,878
[GRUNTS]
302
00:16:34,914 --> 00:16:37,231
Come on, Ant-Man.
This isn't over yet.
303
00:16:37,232 --> 00:16:38,287
[CROWING]
304
00:16:39,818 --> 00:16:42,128
No need to waste time
and energy on you.
305
00:16:42,312 --> 00:16:45,432
My automated robot suits
will flatten the city.
306
00:16:45,816 --> 00:16:48,491
But the movie studio belongs to me!
307
00:16:51,588 --> 00:16:53,705
So, who's got an idea?
308
00:16:53,741 --> 00:16:55,733
Those other six suits
didn't have pilots.
309
00:16:55,734 --> 00:16:57,208
That's the weak point!
310
00:16:57,578 --> 00:17:00,368
If we stop Egghead's suit,
we stop all the suits.
311
00:17:01,115 --> 00:17:03,558
HAWKEYE: Friday, you got a
track on the other half dozen?
312
00:17:04,393 --> 00:17:08,345
FRIDAY: I estimate they will reach
their destinations in four minutes.
313
00:17:08,381 --> 00:17:10,215
Then we better make this fast.
314
00:17:12,886 --> 00:17:14,432
Barely slowing him down.
315
00:17:14,587 --> 00:17:18,839
Then my car will have to speed him up.
And I just had it washed.
316
00:17:19,276 --> 00:17:20,088
[GRUNTS]
317
00:17:21,386 --> 00:17:22,620
[YELLS]
318
00:17:24,905 --> 00:17:28,927
You may manage to annoy me,
but you'll never stop me!
319
00:17:32,439 --> 00:17:35,252
[GROWLING]
320
00:17:36,014 --> 00:17:37,992
I need more smoke!
321
00:17:38,744 --> 00:17:40,543
[GRUNTING]
322
00:17:40,879 --> 00:17:42,145
- [BLACK WIDOW GRUNTING]
- Huh?
323
00:17:42,180 --> 00:17:43,964
[SCREAMING]
[WHIMPERING]
324
00:17:43,999 --> 00:17:46,383
That's too much smoke!
325
00:17:46,419 --> 00:17:48,077
[BOTH GRUNT]
326
00:17:49,912 --> 00:17:51,245
Director.
327
00:17:51,573 --> 00:17:54,299
Egghead... I mean, Elihas.
328
00:17:54,334 --> 00:17:57,002
If you'd called me by my name
from the beginning,
329
00:17:57,037 --> 00:17:59,275
all of this could've been avoided.
330
00:17:59,624 --> 00:18:03,958
But you've called me Egghead
for the last time!
331
00:18:04,307 --> 00:18:05,020
[GASPS]
332
00:18:07,945 --> 00:18:09,228
FRIDAY: Less than ten seconds
333
00:18:09,229 --> 00:18:11,728
until the six battle suits
reach their destinations.
334
00:18:11,960 --> 00:18:13,185
We're almost out of time.
335
00:18:14,438 --> 00:18:15,687
[WHIMPERING]
336
00:18:17,449 --> 00:18:18,449
[YELLING]
337
00:18:23,388 --> 00:18:24,779
[YELLS]
338
00:18:27,760 --> 00:18:31,437
ANT-MAN: [CHUCKLES] Side by side
with my friends. I've really missed this.
339
00:18:31,730 --> 00:18:34,106
Once an Avenger, always an Avenger.
340
00:18:34,133 --> 00:18:36,098
FRIDAY: Hawkeye, it's too late.
341
00:18:36,134 --> 00:18:37,786
The battle suits are landing.
342
00:18:38,136 --> 00:18:39,811
- Oh, wow!
- [CROWD EXCLAIMING]
343
00:18:40,234 --> 00:18:42,113
WOMAN: Look at that!
344
00:18:42,148 --> 00:18:45,190
- Wow! That's so cool!
- MAN: So cool!
345
00:18:45,431 --> 00:18:47,068
[WHIRRING]
346
00:18:49,840 --> 00:18:50,840
[PEOPLE GASP]
347
00:18:51,975 --> 00:18:53,892
[PEOPLE EXCLAIM, SCREAM]
348
00:19:05,230 --> 00:19:06,395
[GRUNTS]
349
00:19:06,396 --> 00:19:07,246
Huh?
350
00:19:09,467 --> 00:19:10,600
We can still stop this.
351
00:19:13,772 --> 00:19:15,833
Where are you?
352
00:19:18,143 --> 00:19:21,799
Natasha, remember that time the Avengers
broke into that Chitauri warship?
353
00:19:21,847 --> 00:19:23,612
Yeah. And it didn't work.
354
00:19:23,858 --> 00:19:25,479
So it's bound to work this time.
355
00:19:25,567 --> 00:19:28,328
Give me a three count.
Hawkeye, make us a path.
356
00:19:33,439 --> 00:19:35,500
One, two...
357
00:19:36,803 --> 00:19:37,955
Three!
358
00:19:39,909 --> 00:19:41,049
[GRUNTS]
359
00:19:44,277 --> 00:19:46,919
The saying goes,
if you wanna make an omelet...
360
00:19:47,072 --> 00:19:48,346
[GROANS]
361
00:19:50,959 --> 00:19:52,888
You gotta break some eggs.
362
00:19:56,623 --> 00:19:59,024
[CLUCKS]
363
00:20:00,267 --> 00:20:01,917
[ALL LAUGHING]
364
00:20:10,737 --> 00:20:12,409
We got all of that on film.
365
00:20:12,410 --> 00:20:13,037
[LAUGHS]
366
00:20:13,124 --> 00:20:14,043
All of it!
367
00:20:15,117 --> 00:20:17,049
Oh, now I just have to
hope that audiences
368
00:20:17,050 --> 00:20:19,319
are willing to see
a movie about superheroes.
369
00:20:19,320 --> 00:20:21,840
[PORTAL OPENING]
370
00:20:22,824 --> 00:20:27,261
So, Tad McDodd,
what did you think of Asgard?
371
00:20:27,876 --> 00:20:29,362
I've seen things...
372
00:20:29,597 --> 00:20:32,201
Things I can't un-see.
373
00:20:33,919 --> 00:20:36,663
I... I can't play Thor.
374
00:20:36,839 --> 00:20:39,844
I don't think I'll ever
be able to act again.
375
00:20:39,845 --> 00:20:41,918
[SOBS] I quit!
376
00:20:41,919 --> 00:20:43,693
[SOBBING]
377
00:20:43,729 --> 00:20:45,419
[DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES]
378
00:20:45,455 --> 00:20:47,032
Thanks for your help, Friday.
379
00:20:47,033 --> 00:20:49,969
FRIDAY: Thanks are not necessary.
I'm only doing my job.
380
00:20:49,994 --> 00:20:52,686
You deserve thanks.
You're an Avenger too.
381
00:20:52,821 --> 00:20:56,224
I miss this. Maybe I
shouldn't have left.
382
00:20:56,241 --> 00:20:59,262
You didn't leave.
You had to find your place.
383
00:20:59,912 --> 00:21:02,771
What you said about me
quitting the Avengers?
384
00:21:03,217 --> 00:21:04,188
I was wrong.
385
00:21:04,826 --> 00:21:07,774
When you're ready,
the Avengers will be waiting.
386
00:21:09,413 --> 00:21:12,848
That actor had promised me
a tour of Hollywood.
387
00:21:13,033 --> 00:21:15,255
Though I could not trust
his sense of direction,
388
00:21:15,316 --> 00:21:18,078
nor trust anything else
about him, for that matter.
389
00:21:18,259 --> 00:21:19,596
You don't need him.
390
00:21:19,631 --> 00:21:23,897
Come on. I'll give you guys
the VIP Hollywood grand tour.
391
00:21:27,003 --> 00:21:29,716
What? Such fakery!
392
00:21:33,452 --> 00:21:36,944
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