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(BEEPING)
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They're coming!
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(HULK ROARING)
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(TIRES SQUEALING)
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(ROARING)
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MAN: (ON PA)
Fall back to base.
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Don't let themget the missile!
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(ROARING)
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Thor, are you serious?
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Everyone knows cape's stupid!
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Ha! Says the Avenger
in the short pants!
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(GRUNTING)
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(BRAKES SCREECHING)
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MAN: Ground troops,form a perimeter!
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There are only two of them!
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(GROANING)
(GROANING)
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This competition has
no winner, guys.
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Of course, there's a winner!
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The one with
the coolest sunglasses!
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(GRUNTING)
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(ARROW HUMMING)
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Reduce power!
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Are we really arguing over who
has the best uniform again?
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Ahh!
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(GRUNTING)
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Ahh!
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Don't push me.
I'll launch this!
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Ow!
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Doesn't look like you'll
be launching anything, guys.
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By the way,
any Avengers gear
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is better than those
A.I.M. uniforms.
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Blinding yellow?
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BLACK WIDOW:
No, you don't!
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(GROANING)
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(BEEPING)
Uh-oh.
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Tony! (GRUNTING)
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Excuse me.
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I usually stay out
of this, but...
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I vote for the uniform
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that can throw a 10 megaton
missile off-course!
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Nice try, A.I.M.
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Another
"Advanced Idiotic Mistake."
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(GROWLING)
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(ROARING)
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Love short pants.
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Airy.
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(BEEPING)
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No shock here.
Perfect score.
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I knew you had video games
in that armor.
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Tell the truth.
When you're talking to Fury, you're mostly playing games.
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No!
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Sometimes.
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But this isn't a video game.
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It's a performance monitor,
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and we're
operating at 100%.
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Maximum capacity.
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Maximum? We can
always do better.
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You're mathematically
challenged, Hawkeye.
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100% is 100%!
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You and your math.
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Mind over matter, Tony.
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There are variables
a program can't determine.
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My program can.
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Can your program determine
the best uniform?
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(AIRCRAFT BLADES WHIRRING)
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Good morning, S.H.I.E.L.D.
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Got it under
control, guys.
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One A.I.M. squadron
ready for pickup.
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(GUNS COCKING)
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IRON MAN:
Hey, you want to watch where you're pointing that?
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Ahh!
(GRUNTING)
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Well, that was 100%
completely unexpected.
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S.H.I.E.L.D.!
Cease-fire!
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MAN:
Avengers, surrender!
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Does anyone have
Fury's cell number?
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S.H.I.E.L.D. comms
aren't letting me through.
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There's no need for combat!
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Too late.
Hulkbuster engaging!
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(ROARING)
(EXPLOSION)
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(GRUNTING)
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What did we do
to make them so mad?
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I don't know.
But I blame Hawkeye.
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Yeah, 'cause they're really
ticked that I ate all their S.H.I.E.L.D. pizza bagels.
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(ALL COUGHING)
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Regroup at the jet!
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Well, if they're
gonna be mad at us,
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let's give them something
to be mad about!
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(ENGINE POWERING DOWN)
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(GRUNTING)
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(SCREAMING)
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(CRASHING)
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Well, that impressed
even me.
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Whoa! They sent
the whole Tri-carrier?
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Jeez! I'll buy you
a new hover cycle.
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CAPTAIN AMERICA:
How did we make S.H.I.E.L.D. so angry?
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Tony, tell me your
suit's back online.
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Just barely. This has
got to be Hawkeye's fault.
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Hulk! I believe this
is called a set!
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(GRUNTING)
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(GROWLING)
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(DISTORTED GASPING)
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Spike!
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(GRUNTING)
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Guys! Remember me?
Sam Wilson!
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Used to be
a S.H.I.E.L.D. trainee?
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(GRUNTING)
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Okay? Guess not!
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Your efficiency program
anticipate complete betrayal by S.H.I.E.L.D.?
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Incoming!
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BLACK WIDOW: (ON PA)
Everybody in!
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Widow? But we already
have the Avenjet.
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We're not going home.
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Thor! Hulk!
Give us some cover!
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Cover you shall have!
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(HULK ROARING)
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So, we have
a hornet problem, and what do we do?
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Fly right into
the hornet's nest.
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Fury has some
explaining to do.
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In all likelihood,
S.H.I.E.L.D.'s been compromised.
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Or this is about the time
I took Fury's eye patch.
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BLACK WIDOW:
That was you?
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(KEYBOARD CLACKING)
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AUTOMATED VOICE:
Access granted.
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MAN: (ON PA) This isan unscheduled landing.
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Identify yourselves!
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We're here to see
Fury, guys.
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Not you!
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(GRUNTING)
Intruders!
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Careful! S.H.I.E.L.D.'s
still our ally!
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Do they know that?
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(S.H.I.E.L.D. AGENTS
GRUNTING AND COUGHING)
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Close it!
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You seriously expect
to hack into Fury's...
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Hmm.
Of course, she does.
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(GUNS COCKING)
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Looking for me?
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Fury, I'm giving you
10 seconds to explain what's going on here.
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Your operations have
defied more than enough international laws.
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I'm shutting
the Avengers down and taking you in.
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Let's hear
him out first.
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Fury could have
some valid points.
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(SIGHING)
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I do not look good
in a prison uniform.
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Look, Stark.
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I don't like being
in this position either,
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but my superiors promise
there's still room to negotiate your sentencing.
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FURY: Public sentiment
about the Avengers has changed in recent times.
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Your conflicts with
the Cabal were reckless.
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You say "reckless"?
I say, "saved the world a dozen times over."
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That's not how
S.H.I.E.L.D. sees it, but more importantly...
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That's not how
M.O.D.O.K. sees it!
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I knew it! Looks
like Cap owes me a shawarma sandwich.
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You two had a bet?
I swore it'd be Red Skull behind this.
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Red Skull was a fool who
thought teamwork was the only way to defeat the Avengers.
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Teamwork is
for the weak.
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An army with a hive mind
controlled by M.O.D.O.K.
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is the only way
to destroy the Avengers
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and control the world!
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I like your
fashion accessory.
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Is that what
I think it is?
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The Mind Stone called to me.
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It claimed me!
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Ah, as if M.O.D.O.K.'s head
wasn't big enough already.
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Oh, you don't understand
the extent of my new powers.
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I am no longer limited
to mere technology.
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M.O.D.O.K. now controls minds!
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(ALL SCREAMING)
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(CHUCKLES) All the Avengers
now belong to me!
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(GRUNTING)
One problem.
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We're not all here!
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What?
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Ahh! Ow!
(GROANING)
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Miss us?
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(GRUNTING)
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(ROARING)
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Come here, M.O.D.O.K.!
(SCREAMING)
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S.H.I.E.L.D.
is a distraction.
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Focus on
the Mind Stone!
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Let's bring
an end to this now!
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(GRUNTING)
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(SCREAMING)
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(EXPLOSION)
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(IN THOR'S VOICE)
(GROANING) Did we win? Huh?
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(IN BLACK WIDOW'S VOICE)
I don't think so.
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(IN HULK'S VOICE)
Something's not right.
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(ALL MUMBLING)
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(IN FALCON'S VOICE)
Is this for real?
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Am I the only one totally
freaked out right now?
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HAWKEYE: Nope.
I'm in the wrong body too.
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Major problem.
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IRON MAN:
We're all in the wrong bodies, Hawkeye.
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Looks like we just
got a crash course in the power of the Mind Stone.
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CAPTAIN AMERICA: Which
M.O.D.O.K. escaped with.
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THOR: Black Widow,
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how do you achieve
such acrobatic feats
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in this preposterously
uncomfortable outfit?
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(HULK GRUNTING)
(BLACK WIDOW MOANING)
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Should have
switched with Thor.
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HAWKEYE: Too late!
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Well, if this is the deal,
I'm making the most of it.
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Come here, Mjolnir.
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(GRUNTING)
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Oh, come on!
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If it looks like Thor,
and flexes like Thor...
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THOR: Mjolnir knows
you're an impostor.
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It returns to Asgard
to await its true owner.
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HAWKEYE:
Thor without the hammer?
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It's like Tony
without his money! Oh!
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CAPTAIN AMERICA:
M.O.D.O.K.'s still controlling S.H.I.E.L.D.!
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00:10:00,968 --> 00:10:02,133
(GRUNTING)
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IRON MAN:
Avengers! Scramble!
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00:10:13,212 --> 00:10:16,014
CAPTAIN AMERICA:
Tony, I've seen you do this a thousand times.
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Close enough.
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IRON MAN: Hulk!
HULK: Here!
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No, I mean Widow.
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I am Thor.
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00:10:26,960 --> 00:10:28,727
Whoever's in
Hulk's body,
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smash that
blast door.
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00:10:30,364 --> 00:10:32,097
BLACK WIDOW:
You got it.
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(FOOTSTEPS THUMPING)
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Hi-yeah!
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(GRUNTING)
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(MOANING)
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HULK: Always lead
with the shoulder, never the head.
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Hmm. Right.
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(KEYBOARD CLINKING)
(BEEPING)
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(RATTLING)
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00:10:52,985 --> 00:10:55,720
FALCON: When did
the Tri-carrier turn into a haunted house?
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HAWKEYE: Iron Man,
your video game compensate for a mind switch?
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What are we operating
at, huh? 0%?
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IRON MAN: It's not
a video game, Hawkeye. It's a program.
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An efficiency program.
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CAPTAIN AMERICA: 17%.
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00:11:07,934 --> 00:11:09,801
This armor
really is intuitive.
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00:11:09,803 --> 00:11:11,403
It's like a second skin.
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00:11:11,405 --> 00:11:13,138
BLACK WIDOW:
Like the second skin on Hulk's teeth?
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It's like I'm wearing
sweaters on them.
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00:11:14,875 --> 00:11:16,675
When was the last
time you brushed?
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00:11:16,677 --> 00:11:19,044
HULK: Uh, brushed?
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00:11:19,046 --> 00:11:21,913
IRON MAN: We won't
be performing at 17% for long.
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When I get that
Mind Stone contained,
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it should reverse
the mind swap.
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I hope. Problem.
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00:11:27,721 --> 00:11:30,021
M.O.D.O.K. still has it,
and he's missing. Falcon!
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BOTH: Yes?
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The Falcon that's Cap.
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00:11:33,293 --> 00:11:35,026
Can you log into S.H.I.E.L.D.
248
00:11:35,028 --> 00:11:37,195
and trace the Mind Stone's
energy signal onboard?
249
00:11:37,197 --> 00:11:39,030
FALCON:
Not a problem.
250
00:11:39,832 --> 00:11:40,965
(BEEPING)
251
00:11:41,801 --> 00:11:43,468
(FOOTSTEPS THUMPING)
252
00:11:43,470 --> 00:11:43,468
HAWKEYE:
That can't be good.
253
00:11:43,470 --> 00:11:47,138
CAPTAIN AMERICA: Hulkbusters.
We don't have much time.
254
00:11:47,140 --> 00:11:49,741
(BEEPING)
FALCON: Got it. Cargo hold.
255
00:11:49,743 --> 00:11:51,042
(CRASHING)
(GROANING)
256
00:11:51,044 --> 00:11:52,977
HULKBUSTER:
Eliminate Avengers.
257
00:11:57,817 --> 00:12:01,453
IRON MAN: Oh. Hey,
mind giving us directions to the cargo hold?
258
00:12:01,455 --> 00:12:03,221
M.O.D.O.K. is...
Whoa!
259
00:12:03,223 --> 00:12:04,989
I guess that
means no!
260
00:12:04,991 --> 00:12:06,725
HULK:
Hulk smash!
261
00:12:06,727 --> 00:12:10,428
Ow!
(MOANING)
262
00:12:10,430 --> 00:12:12,964
CAPTAIN AMERICA:
We know each other's moves. This shouldn't slow us down.
263
00:12:12,966 --> 00:12:14,733
(GRUNTING)
Avengers assemble!
264
00:12:17,103 --> 00:12:18,837
(GROANING)
265
00:12:18,839 --> 00:12:20,071
IRON MAN: He makes
this look so easy.
266
00:12:20,073 --> 00:12:21,206
(IRON MAN GRUNTING)
267
00:12:22,341 --> 00:12:23,875
THOR: Whoa!
268
00:12:23,877 --> 00:12:25,944
BLACK WIDOW: Hey!
269
00:12:25,946 --> 00:12:27,145
FALCON:
Wasn't that supposed to come back on its own?
270
00:12:27,980 --> 00:12:29,380
(BLACK WIDOW GRUNTING)
271
00:12:30,983 --> 00:12:31,950
FALCON:
Thanks!
272
00:12:34,754 --> 00:12:35,987
(GRUNTING)
273
00:12:35,989 --> 00:12:37,422
(BLACK WIDOW GRUNTING)
274
00:12:40,025 --> 00:12:41,092
BLACK WIDOW: Widow smash!
275
00:12:44,430 --> 00:12:45,997
(BLACK WIDOW GRUNTING)
276
00:12:49,535 --> 00:12:51,169
CAPTAIN AMERICA:
Stand back. I've got this.
277
00:12:55,441 --> 00:12:57,208
FALCON:
Maybe not!
278
00:12:57,210 --> 00:12:59,043
(CAPTAIN AMERICA GRUNTING)
279
00:12:59,045 --> 00:13:02,013
HAWKEYE:
"This armor's really intuitive," Cap says.
280
00:13:02,015 --> 00:13:06,151
HULK: (GRUNTING)
Just want to smash something!
281
00:13:10,022 --> 00:13:10,955
(GRUNTING)
282
00:13:17,363 --> 00:13:19,964
FALCON:
Oil slick arrow. Amazing.
283
00:13:19,966 --> 00:13:21,399
How'd you know
to use that?
284
00:13:21,401 --> 00:13:24,402
IRON MAN:
Careful observation and mental agility.
285
00:13:24,404 --> 00:13:27,105
HAWKEYE: You were going
for the explosive arrow, weren't you?
286
00:13:27,107 --> 00:13:28,306
IRON MAN:
Cargo hold.
287
00:13:31,844 --> 00:13:34,479
HAWKEYE: Why can't
we just let Widow run through the door again?
288
00:13:34,481 --> 00:13:35,847
Loved that.
289
00:13:35,849 --> 00:13:35,847
(GROANING)
290
00:13:35,849 --> 00:13:39,984
BLACK WIDOW:
That made this whole body swap worth it.
291
00:13:39,986 --> 00:13:41,352
IRON MAN:
Give it up, M.O.D.O.K.
292
00:13:41,354 --> 00:13:43,454
We've got...
Hey!
293
00:13:43,456 --> 00:13:45,190
Who turned out
his lights?
294
00:13:45,192 --> 00:13:46,891
FALCON:
This doesn't make any sense.
295
00:13:46,893 --> 00:13:48,960
If he's unconscious,
how did he get here?
296
00:13:48,962 --> 00:13:51,062
HULK:
Who cares? Get stone.
297
00:13:51,064 --> 00:13:53,164
Need out of
this puny body.
298
00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:54,265
FALCON:
Puny?
299
00:13:54,267 --> 00:13:56,167
(HUMMING)
300
00:13:56,169 --> 00:13:58,069
IRON MAN: This is in
your hands, Cap.
301
00:13:58,071 --> 00:14:00,471
Focus the shields
to the right glove.
302
00:14:03,075 --> 00:14:05,143
(THUDDING)
(ALL EXCLAIMING)
303
00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:09,447
BLACK WIDOW:
Hulk, what did you eat for lunch?
304
00:14:09,449 --> 00:14:12,050
(GAGGING) I think
it's coming back up.
305
00:14:12,052 --> 00:14:14,018
(ALL GROANING)
306
00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:18,990
Whoa!
307
00:14:21,961 --> 00:14:25,296
(EVIL LAUGHTER)
HAWKEYE: I'm not the only one seeing this, right?
308
00:14:25,298 --> 00:14:28,099
Ah, the mighty Avengers.
309
00:14:28,101 --> 00:14:31,502
Looks like the Mind Stone was
indiscriminate in its blast.
310
00:14:31,504 --> 00:14:35,139
Let's just say,
I've bulked up.
311
00:14:35,474 --> 00:14:37,175
(GROWLING)
312
00:14:39,311 --> 00:14:41,412
(CHOMPING)
HAWKEYE: Fall back!
313
00:14:41,414 --> 00:14:45,016
If only Red Skull
could see me now.
314
00:14:45,018 --> 00:14:47,051
CAPTAIN AMERICA:
M.O.D.O.K.'s swapped minds with the Tri-carrier!
315
00:14:47,053 --> 00:14:49,087
IRON MAN: Which
explains why his real body's unconscious.
316
00:14:50,923 --> 00:14:52,490
HAWKEYE: Sorry, Thor.
THOR: What for?
317
00:14:52,492 --> 00:14:52,490
HAWKEYE: This.
318
00:14:54,627 --> 00:14:57,896
(HAWKEYE GRUNTING)
(MODOK SCREAMING)
319
00:14:57,898 --> 00:14:59,097
(HAWKEYE GROANING)
320
00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:04,969
HAWKEYE: Oh! I am glad
this isn't my body.
321
00:15:04,971 --> 00:15:06,905
(BEEPING)
FALCON: M.O.D.O.K.'s on to us.
322
00:15:06,907 --> 00:15:08,273
He's hiding
the Mind Stone.
323
00:15:08,275 --> 00:15:10,909
IRON MAN: Fine.
We split up and find his body.
324
00:15:10,911 --> 00:15:12,977
IRON MAN: We need to get
control of that stone first.
325
00:15:12,979 --> 00:15:15,179
Hawkeye, Falcon,
come with me.
326
00:15:21,287 --> 00:15:23,354
IRON MAN:
You're trained as a spy, Hawkeye.
327
00:15:23,356 --> 00:15:25,023
Tread lightly.
328
00:15:25,025 --> 00:15:27,325
HAWKEYE: Have you
seen these boots? FALCON: Shh!
329
00:15:28,661 --> 00:15:30,328
IRON MAN:
Power couplers.
330
00:15:30,330 --> 00:15:33,564
M.O.D.O.K.'s transferring
some kind of energy source.
331
00:15:33,566 --> 00:15:36,167
FALCON: Hmm.
At least, they didn't spot us.
332
00:15:39,038 --> 00:15:41,406
HAWKEYE: Why'd you
say that out loud? You jinxed us!
333
00:15:43,008 --> 00:15:43,007
(EVIL LAUGHTER)
334
00:15:43,009 --> 00:15:49,414
There's nowhere to hide
when I am the Tri-carrier!
335
00:15:55,988 --> 00:15:58,022
BLACK WIDOW: (GROANING)
Thor, give me your hand.
336
00:15:58,024 --> 00:16:00,091
THOR: Ouch!
Be delicate!
337
00:16:00,093 --> 00:16:02,026
BLACK WIDOW:
It's my hand. I can take it.
338
00:16:02,028 --> 00:16:03,227
I know the layout
of the ship.
339
00:16:03,229 --> 00:16:05,029
If I was going to hide
M.O.D.O.K.'s body,
340
00:16:05,731 --> 00:16:07,432
this is where I'd do it.
341
00:16:10,002 --> 00:16:12,470
CAPTAIN AMERICA: Tony,
the Mind Stone's still intact. Mission accomplished.
342
00:16:12,472 --> 00:16:13,805
(ROARING)
(GROANING)
343
00:16:17,609 --> 00:16:20,578
Yes. My mission.
344
00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:24,615
(ALL SCREAMING)
345
00:16:26,385 --> 00:16:28,453
HAWKEYE:
We've still got him. BLACK WIDOW: Right.
346
00:16:29,588 --> 00:16:31,723
(ALL SCREAMING)
347
00:16:33,125 --> 00:16:35,560
(ALL SCREAMING)
348
00:16:35,562 --> 00:16:37,528
I never thought
I'd see the day
349
00:16:37,530 --> 00:16:40,431
the Avengers were
so incompetent!
350
00:16:40,433 --> 00:16:44,035
You make the Cabal look
like a finely-tuned machine!
351
00:16:45,704 --> 00:16:47,405
CAPTAIN AMERICA:
Do not let M.O.D.O.K. get his body!
352
00:16:50,309 --> 00:16:51,509
(ALL SCREAMING)
353
00:16:51,511 --> 00:16:53,077
(HULK GRUNTING)
(HAWKEYE GRUNTING)
354
00:17:00,786 --> 00:17:04,655
THOR: I pray Tony's
team is graced with more success.
355
00:17:04,657 --> 00:17:06,657
HAWKEYE: Ah!
A disastrous plan!
356
00:17:06,659 --> 00:17:09,027
Tony...
(IRON MAN GRUNTING)
357
00:17:09,029 --> 00:17:11,396
IRON MAN:
I don't recall you offering a better one!
358
00:17:11,797 --> 00:17:14,265
(ALL GROANING)
359
00:17:14,267 --> 00:17:16,234
(IRON MAN GROANING)
360
00:17:16,236 --> 00:17:18,036
(EVIL LAUGHTER)
361
00:17:18,038 --> 00:17:22,106
HAWKEYE: (STRAINING)
Let's see how strong this body really is!
362
00:17:22,108 --> 00:17:23,307
(GROANING)
363
00:17:27,780 --> 00:17:30,081
HAWKEYE: Taking
credit for that.
364
00:17:30,083 --> 00:17:30,081
IRON MAN:
You can have it.
365
00:17:30,083 --> 00:17:34,252
Only one reason
M.O.D.O.K. would stop his attack.
366
00:17:34,254 --> 00:17:37,455
FALCON: He got his
body exactly where he wants it.
367
00:17:37,457 --> 00:17:40,558
Yes. Prepare for
the download.
368
00:17:55,407 --> 00:17:57,408
CAPTAIN AMERICA:
Tony, we got eyes on M.O.D.O.K.'s body.
369
00:17:57,410 --> 00:17:59,577
Sending you our
location now.
370
00:17:59,579 --> 00:18:03,281
IRON MAN: Hard to believe
somebody would want to get back into that body.
371
00:18:03,283 --> 00:18:06,751
Hawkeye, I haven't had
to ask anyone for help since the third grade,
372
00:18:06,753 --> 00:18:10,755
but if we're gonna take
down M.O.D.O.K., I need tips on how you shoot.
373
00:18:10,757 --> 00:18:13,291
HAWKEYE:
No, you don't. IRON MAN: Huh?
374
00:18:13,293 --> 00:18:16,127
Is that helmet
cutting off circulation to your brain?
375
00:18:16,129 --> 00:18:18,863
HAWKEYE: We're failing,
because we're trying to be something we're not.
376
00:18:18,865 --> 00:18:21,165
You're Tony Stark,
not Hawkeye.
377
00:18:21,167 --> 00:18:24,102
You can take
a yo-yo and turn it into a time bomb.
378
00:18:24,104 --> 00:18:26,704
If we're gonna win, we need
to think outside the box.
379
00:18:26,706 --> 00:18:28,272
Or outside of the body.
380
00:18:34,413 --> 00:18:36,614
It begins!
381
00:18:38,750 --> 00:18:40,718
CAPTAIN AMERICA: Avengers!
Stop M.O.D.O.K.'s transfer.
382
00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:42,587
We can't let him get
control of the Mind Stone!
383
00:18:42,589 --> 00:18:45,490
(GRUNTING)
(GRUNTING)
384
00:18:45,492 --> 00:18:47,158
(GRUNTING)
(GROANING)
385
00:18:51,797 --> 00:18:53,531
(EVIL LAUGHTER)
386
00:18:53,533 --> 00:18:56,267
I still have more
than enough power left
387
00:18:56,269 --> 00:18:58,769
to keep your pathetic
team at bay!
388
00:19:02,841 --> 00:19:04,308
(HAWKEYE GRUNTING)
389
00:19:05,377 --> 00:19:08,412
THOR: Hawkeye!
390
00:19:08,414 --> 00:19:10,548
My armor needs
those things! (BLACK WIDOW GRUNTING)
391
00:19:11,717 --> 00:19:12,917
HAWKEYE:
Not as much as I do!
392
00:19:12,919 --> 00:19:14,285
(HAWKEYE GRUNTING)
393
00:19:16,655 --> 00:19:18,823
(MODOK SCREAMING)
IRON MAN: Hawkeye's right.
394
00:19:18,825 --> 00:19:21,792
IRON MAN: Avengers!
Stop trying to fight like the body you're in!
395
00:19:21,794 --> 00:19:23,594
Fight like yourself!
396
00:19:23,596 --> 00:19:26,531
BLACK WIDOW:
Really? (GROANING)
397
00:19:27,699 --> 00:19:29,333
(BLACK WIDOW GRUNTING)
398
00:19:29,335 --> 00:19:30,535
(BLACK WIDOW GROANING)
399
00:19:33,338 --> 00:19:35,473
These short pants
really are airy.
400
00:19:36,375 --> 00:19:37,608
(FALCON GROANING)
401
00:19:38,477 --> 00:19:40,344
HULK:
Falcon, smash!
402
00:19:44,449 --> 00:19:45,883
THOR: We've only
got seconds!
403
00:19:45,885 --> 00:19:47,785
(IRON MAN GRUNTING)
404
00:19:56,428 --> 00:19:58,462
IRON MAN: Say good-bye
to your stone, M.O.D.O.K.!
405
00:19:59,831 --> 00:20:01,332
(DISTORTED GROANING)
406
00:20:06,305 --> 00:20:07,772
THOR: In this
or any other form,
407
00:20:07,774 --> 00:20:10,374
I am still
the son of Odin!
408
00:20:10,376 --> 00:20:11,742
Mjolnir! To me!
409
00:20:15,347 --> 00:20:16,581
(DISTORTED SCREAMING)
410
00:20:16,583 --> 00:20:17,882
(THOR GRUNTING)
411
00:20:26,858 --> 00:20:28,593
What happened?
412
00:20:28,595 --> 00:20:30,928
(SHIELD AGENTS MUTTERING)
413
00:20:30,930 --> 00:20:33,531
CAPTAIN AMERICA:
Avengers! Sound off! Cap!
414
00:20:33,533 --> 00:20:35,800
BLACK WIDOW: Widow!
With fresh breath.
415
00:20:35,802 --> 00:20:37,768
HULK: (EXHALES) Hmm.
416
00:20:37,770 --> 00:20:39,737
Breath does stink.
417
00:20:39,739 --> 00:20:42,406
Show me how
you did that flip?
418
00:20:42,408 --> 00:20:45,376
THOR: Who knew my armor
could also be a weapon?
419
00:20:45,378 --> 00:20:46,744
(MODOK BREATHING HEAVILY)
420
00:20:46,746 --> 00:20:48,646
What? Where...
421
00:20:48,648 --> 00:20:50,715
FALCON: Excuse me.
(SCREAMING)
422
00:20:50,717 --> 00:20:52,883
Goal! And?
423
00:20:53,919 --> 00:20:55,953
IRON MAN: 115%.
424
00:20:57,589 --> 00:21:00,524
Someone told me
that was impossible.
425
00:21:00,526 --> 00:21:03,561
IRON MAN: Someone wasn't
thinking outside the box... Or body.
426
00:21:06,365 --> 00:21:08,633
FURY: Stark, it's fartoo dangerous.
427
00:21:08,635 --> 00:21:10,768
The Mind Stone should bein S.H.I.E.L.D.'s hands,
428
00:21:10,770 --> 00:21:12,536
not holed upin your tower.
429
00:21:12,538 --> 00:21:13,804
IRON MAN: Public sentiment
about S.H.I.E.L.D.
430
00:21:13,806 --> 00:21:16,641
has been changing
in recent times, Fury.
431
00:21:16,643 --> 00:21:18,309
M.O.D.O.K.'s invasion alone...
432
00:21:18,311 --> 00:21:19,710
Was an anomaly!
433
00:21:19,712 --> 00:21:21,912
Security hasbeen reestablished.
434
00:21:21,914 --> 00:21:21,912
Well, maybe so,
435
00:21:21,914 --> 00:21:24,982
but we're still holding
on to the Mind Stone.
436
00:21:24,984 --> 00:21:24,982
Avengers out.
437
00:21:24,984 --> 00:21:28,853
You were totally playing
video games the whole time, weren't you?
438
00:21:28,855 --> 00:21:30,655
New high score.
439
00:21:30,705 --> 00:21:35,255
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