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(grunts)
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You can run,
but you can't fly!
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I don't need to.
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Really?
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(grunts)
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(grunting)
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(grunting)
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Give up? (grunts)
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Captain america: Do you?
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Iron man:
We don't actually need to see you're scattered atoms
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To prove my point.
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The point being
your video game has some nice graphics?
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Sure.
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Flattery won't
get you un-atomized.
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You want to survive,
you got to change with the times.
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Spend a few decades
frozen in ice,
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Then we can talk
about survival.
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Jarvis:
Sir, I believe youwould call that a burn.
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Point to jarvis,
master of the obvious.
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I've already designed
new armor for you, cap,
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Plus an upgrade
to the shield.
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Don't worry,
I kept the color scheme.
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Tony, armor would
slow me down
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And my shield is like
an extension of my arm.
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If you change it
in any way...
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Just say it.
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Say, "tony,
I'm afraid of new tech."
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Admitting you have
a problem is always the first step.
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Gosh, mr. Big brain,
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Your modern tech
is so gol-darn confusing.
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How does this contraption
turn water into coffee?
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Is it coal power,
or is it a miracle?
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Hmm. Sarcasm must be
a modern invention
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Because when you do it,
it just sounds wrong.
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Say, if I hit this,
will the whole building just launch into the sky?
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Uh, the aven-jet? Yes.
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I know,
I read the manual.
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I don't have
a problem with technology.
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But no machine
can replace human intuition
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Or just plain guts.
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You're saying
I don't have guts?
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Jarvis:
Sir, there's a broadcast
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I suggest you watch.
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On your newfangled
magic picture box?
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Enough.
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You call them "avengers"?
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I call themloose cannons.
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(growls)
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Hammer tech offers better,
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Safer high-techprotection from evil,
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Without the unbearableego of tony"the phony" stark.
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Avengers,I challenge you.
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Come on downand see for yourself
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That I can do a better jobof hero-ing than you can.
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I'm justin hammer,
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And I approvetelling the avengers
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To stuff itfor a safer america.
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Someone doesn't
like you.
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A lot of people
don't like me.
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None of them
are as annoying as justin hammer.
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Jarvis, get me
coordinates and call the gang.
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Iron man:
Hammer's a wannabe. Smart-ish.
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He's a weapons tech guy,
like I am.
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Only he's got no skill,
talent, or tact.
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Captain america:
Since when do you have tact?
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Why are we
taking his bait?
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Because on
the off chance
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He really did build
something dangerous,
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We don't want
a guy like hammer
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Running around
with an atomic bomb in his pocket.
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And he called you
out on tv.
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And that.
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You accepted
my invitation.
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Mango iced tea?
I made it myself.
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Whatever sad, little game
you're playing, hammer,
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Let's get it over with
so I can get back to something more meaningful.
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Like anything.
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I just wanted to run
a little experiment.
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The avengers
against one of my humble inventions.
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Seriously?
What could possibly...
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(yells)
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(hulk growling)
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Huh?
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Meet the super-adaptoid,
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Superhero of the future.
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It's time to put
your metal where your mouth is,
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Iron man.
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Iron man: Wow!
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You invented
a sucker punch machine.
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Congrats!
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Oh, he's a lot
more than that.
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Go on,
take a whack at him.
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(iron man groaning)
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(grunts)
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Hawkeye: Guys, come on!
Came all the way out here,
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Let's at least
enjoy the show for a few seconds.
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Maybe stark
will get punched again.
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Thanks for
the support, hawkeye.
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You're the best.
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Hammer's toy robot
packs a wallop, barely.
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Oh, look,
it's scanning us for weaknesses.
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That is adorable.
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Captain america:
Don't get cocky... Cockier.
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It's learning.
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Then let's take it
to school.
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I give him an f.
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Whoa.
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F-minus.
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Thor: In asgard, we do not
have a grading system such as this.
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But I will
play along.
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I give him a g!
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(grunts)
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Hulk: Make that an h.
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Next time,
school's out, then bam.
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Work for you?
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Ah-ha!
I see what you did there.
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You ruined my only model!
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It'll take me forever
to build another.
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Next time you build
something to attack us with...
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Don't.
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(gulps)
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Can't blame a guy
for trying.
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Actually, we can.
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Stay out of the
weapons game
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Before you hurt someone.
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It's never that easy.
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I'm going to sue!
That'll teach you!
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Lawyer up, blue boy!
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Because I'm going
to sue you all!
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My ride is leaving.
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That was exceptional.
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You're sure you're
getting all this? (robots beep)
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'cause we're ready
for phase two.
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Hawkeye:
A super-adaptoid that can't adapt?
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Hammer should've
called it stupor-adaptoid.
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Oh, why so blue,
big green?
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He hardly got
to smash anything
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Besides hammer's
junk bot.
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Left a 10 gallon
tub of peanut butter
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For this stupid mission.
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Better still be there.
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What did you scan
from the adaptoid during the battle?
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I scanned it
being crushed to bits. Why?
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I'd just like
to see the data, that's all.
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You said it was
scanning us?
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There's nothing to see.
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Nada, zip, zero.
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Hammer came at us
with his cheesy robot.
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We tore it apart.
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That "cheesy robot"
started to adapting to your fighting style
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And was about
to use falcon's weapons against him.
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And don't you think it's
strange to spend billions on a robot
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Just to let us crush it?
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Hammer can't be
a complete idiot.
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Oh, hammer
is a complete idiot.
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Really. He's just
a geek with armor envy.
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Data, please.
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Not my idea of a good time,
but knock yourself out.
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If any of the math
looks complicated, that's because it is.
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I can do this.
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(computer whirring)
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(sighs)
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If you just say,
"I meant to do that,"
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It pretty much
covers everything.
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(chuckles) thanks.
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I don't want
to overstep,
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But if you need
help with the tech, just ask.
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Probably sort of
challenging for someone of your age.
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Sam, I'm barely
older than you.
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I slept through a lot,
but I woke up to a world of marvels.
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I really think
this stuff is the tops.
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Cool. But just
so you know,
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Nobody says
"the tops" anymore.
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What are you
looking for anyway?
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Hammer played
right into one of stark's blind spots.
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He threw
a machine at tony.
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And stark believes
he's master of all machines.
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Right there.
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Whoa.
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Those are
undifferentiated micro-clusters.
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Tiny machines...
That can be repurposed in response
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To new programing,
right?
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Futura.
Never miss an issue.
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Tony thought the adaptoid
was scanning us for weaknesses.
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But it can do
more than that. Better call him.
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(both groaning)
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Hammer: (on speakers)
gentlemen, you left so soon.
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Our little testwasn't over.
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See, firstsuper-adaptoid learns,
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Then he adapts.Capisce?
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He hit me with
a repulsor blast just like yours.
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What is this?
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Iron man:
Don't quote me on this, but, uh,
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I've got no idea.
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Soil your armor yet,stark?
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Captain america:
Hammer's machine wasn't scanning us for weakness.
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It was learning.
I got it, cap!
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When was the last timeyou tasted uni-beam, stark?
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Taste this.
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(grunting)
(grunting)
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Stuff it, stark.
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Iron man!
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No one uni-beams me!
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00:09:06,946 --> 00:09:08,113
That's not
going to work!
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(iron man screaming)
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You should listento your team.
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You still
don't get it.
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(grunts)
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Smooth.
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I'll have toremember that one.
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The beauty partis recallingyou're every move,
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Shouldn't be a problem.
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I feel likecausing trouble.
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You feel likestopping me?
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Gonna listen
to me now? You bet.
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Soon as I
remind hammer
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That anything
he can build,
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I can break.
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Captain america:
Tony!
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Don't worry,
I got him.
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(grunting)
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This doesn't look
anything like listening.
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I hate robots.
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Aye. Shall we begin
the smashing, then?
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(grunts)
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(roaring)
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(both yelling)
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As adaptoid is hit
with new weapons, energy, or powers,
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It can copy them
by creating new devices,
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New weapons
and new tactics.
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Like that one.
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Iron man:
What's the game, hammer?
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You don't get to be
superhero of the future
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By attacking us
over new york city.
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True. Maybe thatwas a little fibon my part.
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Maybe I have biggerplans for the adaptoid.
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00:10:30,063 --> 00:10:33,031
And I bet you just wishyou knew what they were.
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00:10:37,236 --> 00:10:39,237
Well, that wasn't
ominous at all.
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Hmm...
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Turbines approximating
falcon's speed,
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My repulsor tech,
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Hulk's excess density
and strength,
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Cap's shield,
obviously...
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How did you
figure it out, sam?
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I didn't.
It was cap.
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Cap? I hate it
when he's right...
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Especially when it means
I'm wrong.
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Thor: Go back
to school, robot.
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(gasping)
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(grunts)
(groaning)
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(roaring)
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(laughs)
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00:11:18,144 --> 00:11:20,044
That was a good jest, yes?
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Just light it up.
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Hammer: It's not goingto be that easy!
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00:11:39,098 --> 00:11:40,965
Ha! We were
not finished!
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Ready up, avengers.
This isn't over yet.
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I have
a strategy...
259
00:11:46,306 --> 00:11:47,505
We're all good, cap.
260
00:11:47,940 --> 00:11:50,074
That thing just took
a face full of hulk
261
00:11:50,076 --> 00:11:52,410
And kajillion volts
of asgardian lighting.
262
00:11:52,678 --> 00:11:52,677
It's toast.
263
00:11:52,679 --> 00:11:57,215
Hammer: Really?You're the onesabout to burn.
264
00:12:00,920 --> 00:12:01,986
(grunting)
265
00:12:05,591 --> 00:12:05,590
Captain america:
When are you going to learn?
266
00:12:05,592 --> 00:12:09,427
It's learning our moves
and mimicking our powers.
267
00:12:18,504 --> 00:12:20,438
We have to try
a new way of doing things,
268
00:12:20,440 --> 00:12:21,639
Different than
we're used to.
269
00:12:22,408 --> 00:12:23,474
I'm on it!
270
00:12:23,476 --> 00:12:25,143
Bring it on, little bird.
271
00:12:29,114 --> 00:12:31,349
If the adaptoid
can steal what our moves are,
272
00:12:31,351 --> 00:12:33,217
Then we can't be
ourselves.
273
00:12:33,219 --> 00:12:35,186
Ooh! I call
handsome billionaire.
274
00:12:35,188 --> 00:12:38,990
Hammer: You're all limitedby years of experience,hardened into habit.
275
00:12:38,992 --> 00:12:41,592
But all my adaptoiddoes is grow andchange and learn.
276
00:12:43,195 --> 00:12:44,295
(grunting)
277
00:12:44,297 --> 00:12:46,364
Learning takes too long.
278
00:12:46,366 --> 00:12:47,498
(roaring)
279
00:12:50,235 --> 00:12:51,636
(screaming)
280
00:12:52,204 --> 00:12:53,404
(grunts)
281
00:12:53,406 --> 00:12:55,173
Let's try
a combined assault.
282
00:12:55,175 --> 00:12:58,242
If we can overwhelm him,
we can wipe that smirk off his face.
283
00:12:58,244 --> 00:12:59,310
Come on!
284
00:13:01,080 --> 00:13:03,281
Keep it occupied!
We need better tools!
285
00:13:04,149 --> 00:13:05,483
Avengers, attack!
286
00:13:08,287 --> 00:13:11,222
You don't think aadaptoid can handleyou all at once?
287
00:13:11,224 --> 00:13:12,623
(sonic boom)
288
00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:14,058
(screaming)
289
00:13:16,261 --> 00:13:17,528
Whoa!
290
00:13:23,068 --> 00:13:24,202
Hawkeye, missiles!
291
00:13:24,336 --> 00:13:25,737
I am all over them.
292
00:13:32,311 --> 00:13:33,644
Good boy!
293
00:13:34,046 --> 00:13:35,713
But can you standsome falcon power
294
00:13:35,715 --> 00:13:37,482
Mixed with thorbrand lighting?
295
00:13:39,018 --> 00:13:40,118
Whoa!
296
00:13:40,552 --> 00:13:41,652
My hair!
297
00:13:43,222 --> 00:13:44,455
Oh, no, no, no.
298
00:13:44,457 --> 00:13:46,624
Sneak attack?That will not do.
299
00:13:49,395 --> 00:13:51,295
(grunting)
300
00:13:53,098 --> 00:13:54,165
(screaming)
301
00:13:58,170 --> 00:14:00,471
All taken careof except...
302
00:14:00,473 --> 00:14:01,539
Me!
303
00:14:06,145 --> 00:14:07,245
Zap.
304
00:14:09,448 --> 00:14:10,548
(grunts)
305
00:14:10,550 --> 00:14:14,152
Hammer: Ha! Too badyou don't knowhow to adapt.
306
00:14:15,187 --> 00:14:16,621
Now, where were we?
307
00:14:17,056 --> 00:14:20,091
Time to put your metalwhere your mouth is,iron man.
308
00:14:20,559 --> 00:14:21,826
Jarvis:
System failure.
309
00:14:25,297 --> 00:14:26,664
Hammer: Ah, tony.
310
00:14:28,100 --> 00:14:29,734
May I call you tony?No.
311
00:14:29,736 --> 00:14:31,636
Are you man enough
to admit my hardware
312
00:14:31,638 --> 00:14:34,806
Is bigger and much,
much better than yours?
313
00:14:35,407 --> 00:14:38,076
Where's the famousstark snark, huh?
314
00:14:38,078 --> 00:14:39,577
Finally bowingto the better man?
315
00:14:45,617 --> 00:14:47,385
(computer whirring)
316
00:14:48,554 --> 00:14:51,456
Here's a tip.
When you're busy monologuing,
317
00:14:51,623 --> 00:14:53,624
You're not busy
noticing that your butt's
318
00:14:53,626 --> 00:14:55,726
About to get beat
red, white, and blue.
319
00:14:56,261 --> 00:14:57,395
Huh?
320
00:15:01,600 --> 00:15:03,167
(screaming)
321
00:15:09,708 --> 00:15:11,776
Copycats never
get far, hammer.
322
00:15:12,344 --> 00:15:13,678
Hope you know
you're finished.
323
00:15:16,448 --> 00:15:18,749
Finished?Not nearly.
324
00:15:19,251 --> 00:15:20,651
All right, new plan.
325
00:15:27,326 --> 00:15:28,459
(groaning)
326
00:15:28,894 --> 00:15:30,361
Iron man:
Everyone accounted for?
327
00:15:31,497 --> 00:15:32,630
Cap!
328
00:15:38,604 --> 00:15:40,705
Run away?I'm faster.
329
00:15:40,707 --> 00:15:42,740
Hide?I'll find you.
330
00:15:44,309 --> 00:15:46,844
Adaptoid's masteredall your tricks,remember?
331
00:15:47,379 --> 00:15:48,546
(grunts)
(laughing)
332
00:15:48,548 --> 00:15:49,881
I don't meanto hurt your feelings,
333
00:15:49,883 --> 00:15:51,849
But there wasn't muchto learn tech-wise
334
00:15:51,851 --> 00:15:53,417
From a relic like you.
335
00:15:55,420 --> 00:15:56,487
(grunting)
336
00:15:56,489 --> 00:15:57,722
Before we wrap this up,
337
00:15:57,724 --> 00:16:00,691
I want to patch in a friendto enjoy this victory.
338
00:16:01,193 --> 00:16:03,161
Skull, are you getting this?
339
00:16:03,595 --> 00:16:05,196
Figures you're not alone.
340
00:16:05,931 --> 00:16:07,398
Hammer: So, tell me,
341
00:16:07,533 --> 00:16:09,567
How's my auditiongoing for you so far, huh?
342
00:16:09,868 --> 00:16:09,867
Red skull:
Impressive.
343
00:16:09,869 --> 00:16:12,703
But, herr hammer,
I must caution you
344
00:16:12,705 --> 00:16:15,306
Not to underestimate
captain america.
345
00:16:15,774 --> 00:16:18,309
He's more formidable
than you can imagine.
346
00:16:18,443 --> 00:16:19,677
He's puny.
347
00:16:20,479 --> 00:16:21,646
And old.
348
00:16:21,648 --> 00:16:25,416
And no matchfor my modernmechanical mayhem.
349
00:16:26,785 --> 00:16:27,852
(grunts)
350
00:16:28,453 --> 00:16:29,554
I am good.
351
00:16:29,821 --> 00:16:31,189
Cornered.
352
00:16:31,657 --> 00:16:32,723
Just what I wanted.
353
00:16:33,192 --> 00:16:35,193
Ha! My techwas too much
354
00:16:35,195 --> 00:16:37,328
For tired oldcaptain america?
355
00:16:37,629 --> 00:16:40,831
Guess our littleexperiment is finally over.
356
00:16:41,600 --> 00:16:43,634
(alarm wailing)
(grunts)
357
00:16:43,636 --> 00:16:45,236
(captain america panting)
358
00:16:52,444 --> 00:16:54,278
Cap, what are you doing?
359
00:16:54,746 --> 00:16:56,347
It's called adapting.
360
00:16:56,715 --> 00:16:57,715
Great plan.
361
00:16:57,717 --> 00:17:00,785
Expect the aven-jet
has a monster-sized hole in it,
362
00:17:00,787 --> 00:17:02,820
And any second
you're going to run out of air.
363
00:17:05,657 --> 00:17:07,525
Um... I meant to do that.
364
00:17:10,796 --> 00:17:11,996
(grunting)
365
00:17:11,998 --> 00:17:13,531
(laughing)
366
00:17:16,435 --> 00:17:16,434
I'm surprised at you.
367
00:17:16,436 --> 00:17:19,604
Aren't you the onewho keeps telling stark
368
00:17:19,606 --> 00:17:21,305
Not to usethe same old moves?
369
00:17:21,307 --> 00:17:23,007
(panting)
what a shame.
370
00:17:27,012 --> 00:17:28,312
Huh?
371
00:17:34,286 --> 00:17:35,386
Iron man:
Cap, hang tight.
372
00:17:35,388 --> 00:17:36,487
We're on our way.
373
00:17:36,489 --> 00:17:37,788
Eta, two minutes.
374
00:17:38,657 --> 00:17:40,691
Okay, but just wait
for my signal.
375
00:17:40,693 --> 00:17:41,959
Iron man:
Wait, what signal?
376
00:17:42,494 --> 00:17:43,794
You'll know it.
Got to go.
377
00:17:47,766 --> 00:17:50,468
You are a wily one,mr. America.
378
00:17:50,702 --> 00:17:53,738
It's captain.
And I meant for you to catch my shield.
379
00:17:54,740 --> 00:17:55,673
Huh?
380
00:17:55,675 --> 00:17:56,874
(beeping)
381
00:17:57,542 --> 00:17:58,843
(screaming)
382
00:18:00,946 --> 00:18:00,945
Nice touch.
383
00:18:00,947 --> 00:18:05,016
But I've already taken downgods and monsters.
384
00:18:05,450 --> 00:18:06,584
You're just a man.
385
00:18:06,586 --> 00:18:07,852
So it's onlya matter of time.
386
00:18:10,956 --> 00:18:12,757
And still going.
387
00:18:13,659 --> 00:18:15,059
Let's face facts, cap.
388
00:18:15,061 --> 00:18:16,460
You're not goingto win this fight
389
00:18:16,462 --> 00:18:16,460
Because you borroweda bow and arrow.
390
00:18:18,363 --> 00:18:19,830
Captain america:
You tech-heads are all the same.
391
00:18:19,998 --> 00:18:22,633
You always forget
one simple variable.
392
00:18:23,035 --> 00:18:25,770
(grunting)
good old-fashioned guts.
393
00:18:34,980 --> 00:18:37,648
Why can't I hit you?
394
00:18:37,783 --> 00:18:41,085
You copied the moves
of the teammates I spar with every day.
395
00:18:41,420 --> 00:18:43,387
Now, I know your robot
better than you do.
396
00:18:43,789 --> 00:18:46,757
For example,
thor always drops his left guard.
397
00:18:47,025 --> 00:18:48,359
Like that!
398
00:18:48,361 --> 00:18:51,529
And falcon always flares
his wings whenever he's thrown for a loop.
399
00:18:51,663 --> 00:18:52,730
Like that!
400
00:18:54,066 --> 00:18:54,932
(static)
401
00:18:58,670 --> 00:19:00,671
Yeah? Well, maybeyou know them,
402
00:19:00,839 --> 00:19:03,708
But I bet youdon't know yourselfas well as you think.
403
00:19:04,042 --> 00:19:05,576
I'll take that bet.
404
00:19:05,911 --> 00:19:08,379
See 90% of the time
I dodge to the right
405
00:19:08,381 --> 00:19:09,780
When I throw my shield.
406
00:19:09,782 --> 00:19:10,848
(grunting)
407
00:19:10,850 --> 00:19:12,717
But never in front
of a window.
408
00:19:12,719 --> 00:19:13,784
Huh?
409
00:19:15,754 --> 00:19:16,821
(grunting)
410
00:19:19,725 --> 00:19:21,726
(straining)
411
00:19:21,728 --> 00:19:24,695
That was the signal,
in case you missed it!
412
00:19:25,130 --> 00:19:26,831
Aw, pig's feet.
413
00:19:29,801 --> 00:19:31,769
Time to end this,
don't you think?
414
00:19:32,371 --> 00:19:34,038
School is out
for summer!
415
00:19:44,649 --> 00:19:45,950
Cap?
416
00:19:45,952 --> 00:19:47,718
Come out, come out,
wherever you are.
417
00:19:48,453 --> 00:19:49,754
If you're still alive.
418
00:19:50,122 --> 00:19:52,123
Oh, man, I hope
you're still alive.
419
00:19:52,758 --> 00:19:53,824
Cap!
420
00:19:53,826 --> 00:19:54,892
Tony!
421
00:19:57,129 --> 00:19:58,863
So that was your plan?
422
00:19:58,865 --> 00:20:01,866
Trash the aven-jet
and shoot it into space?
423
00:20:01,868 --> 00:20:03,033
Don't worry, tony.
424
00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:04,802
I'll lend you a bookon home repair.
425
00:20:04,804 --> 00:20:07,505
But wait,you do know whata book is, right?
426
00:20:07,507 --> 00:20:07,505
Yeah.
427
00:20:07,507 --> 00:20:11,175
There are a few old-fashioned
things worth keeping around.
428
00:20:12,744 --> 00:20:13,911
Hammer:
I deserve to bein the cabal.
429
00:20:13,913 --> 00:20:13,911
Next time,it'll work better.
430
00:20:13,913 --> 00:20:18,149
You got to understand,this is just a minorsetback, okay?
431
00:20:18,517 --> 00:20:18,516
Red skull: Indeed.
432
00:20:18,518 --> 00:20:22,052
But I'm afraid
your services will not be required.
433
00:20:22,788 --> 00:20:24,822
Aw, come on!I'm begging you.
434
00:20:24,824 --> 00:20:24,822
Give meanother chance.
435
00:20:24,824 --> 00:20:27,558
I almost beat them.I almost...
436
00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:28,726
Imbecile.
(disconnects)
437
00:20:29,694 --> 00:20:33,197
But still, an imbecile
with an important tool.
438
00:20:34,032 --> 00:20:36,834
M.O.D.O.K, do you
have what you need to rebuild it?
439
00:20:37,903 --> 00:20:41,639
Some of it.
Most of the machine burned up on re-entry,
440
00:20:41,641 --> 00:20:43,874
So it's only
about 20% viable.
441
00:20:43,876 --> 00:20:46,577
But it's already
healing itself.
442
00:20:47,546 --> 00:20:50,648
Hammer failed
in his audition for our little cabal,
443
00:20:50,650 --> 00:20:52,550
But his machine
did not.
444
00:20:52,984 --> 00:20:55,686
All it needs
is a better pilot.
445
00:20:58,657 --> 00:20:58,656
Iron man:
Okay, wait a second.
446
00:20:58,658 --> 00:21:02,059
So, explain to me again
how you memorized all our moves
447
00:21:02,061 --> 00:21:04,228
Without the aid
of a single machine.
448
00:21:04,696 --> 00:21:05,930
You just wouldn't
understand
449
00:21:05,932 --> 00:21:07,932
Good old-fashioned
human ingenuity.
450
00:21:08,166 --> 00:21:09,767
Maybe. Maybe not.
451
00:21:09,769 --> 00:21:12,870
But I'd be
willing to learn.
452
00:21:13,672 --> 00:21:14,772
In that case.
453
00:21:19,244 --> 00:21:21,812
Humbled and impressed
in one day.
454
00:21:22,581 --> 00:21:23,881
I think I hate today.
455
00:21:24,516 --> 00:21:25,716
Impressed by this?
456
00:21:25,718 --> 00:21:26,917
It's just
a little something I whipped up
457
00:21:26,919 --> 00:21:28,786
On my handy
dandy starkpad.
458
00:21:28,954 --> 00:21:30,721
Now, let's go
over the battle.
459
00:21:31,122 --> 00:21:32,556
Hold on.
460
00:21:33,058 --> 00:21:34,592
I want to take notes.
461
00:21:35,727 --> 00:21:37,094
Learning.
462
00:21:37,144 --> 00:21:41,694
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