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FILM STUDIO SEPTEMBER

with the support of the Ministry of Culture of the Russian Federation

with the support of the Russian Cinema Fund

present

Script Andrey Zaytsev

Directors of photography Kirill Bobrov Shandor Berkeshi

Art director Olga Khlebnikova

Costume designer Alana Snetkova

Make-up artist Darya Palamarchuk

Sound designer Vladimir Golovnitsky

Recording engineers Sergey Ovcharenko Maria Ushenina

1st assistant director Sonya Uritskaya

Editors Andrey Zaytsev Yulya Batalova

Producers Olga Granina Andrey Zaytsev

Director Andrey Zaytsev

14+ FIRST LOVE

Lyosha (Alex), wake up.

I said wake up. Quickly!

Lyosha, get up! Lyosha, Lyosha, rise!

Lyosha, your scooter's been stolen!

What? Where? How? My scooter's been stolen?!

Get up quickly, or you'll be late for school again.

I said get up quickly

Get up!

Today's topic is "одночлены" (double meaning: Penis; Monomial). Arithmetic action with it

Simplifying penis to a standard form

so for those who haven't listened, I'm repeating that a penis is a product 2 or more multipliers in which

either number, either literal, either exponential literal has one penis. Is it clear?

Let's solve a task. Simplifying such penis to a standard form. The first penis

is 1.2 a2 5b

Therefore the second one is 2.5 b2 5 a3

So, a b 4 a2

5 a3

meaning 3D penis...

1.2 a2 b And the last penis is 7...

so I am reminding you, if you needed one penis, you must bring it to a standard form and calculate the literals with the same exponents.

so this is one penis, and this is one penis

Vasin! Bring the eraser!

here, this penis and that penis have the same literal exponent,

There are no other penises.

- Remember this girl from TV show? She was 13 or 12... - Got pregnant?

- Had a baby! - OMG!

- A girl from our school got married in year 9. - No way!

Wow! Let's have a walk too!

A bubble gum... chupa-chups...

- and 3 gin and tonic. - Are you 18?

What?! Isn't it obvious?

- Your ID.

Girl, that's nonsense, where shall I keep it? Give me a hint! May be in my panties, god forbid?

- Luda, hi sweetie! - I'm fed up with you all that.

Everything's under control!

We'd like a pack of sunflower seeds and a beer strength 9.

Thanks!

- Auntie, this beer is 0. Non Alcoholic. - Yes uncle, it is 0.

- Well, we asked for 9... - So what?

- My dad asked me to buy one for him. - Good, now get out of here.

I'll call the security. Next?

Why so sad? Give us a smile!

- Hi. - Hi.

- Did you call me? - Sure! All the day!

- I know! - Yeah...

- Oh! A phone! - Give it back!

- Waiting for a message? - Not from you.

- And from whom? - Give it back!

- Are you crazy? Turn it off! Off!

- Is that Volkov (Wolf)?

- Yes.

- Do you know the rest? - No.

- They go to school #201. - Cool.

- Yeah...

- They are going to a fight. - What fight? With our school?

- Yep.

- So beautiful... - Who?

- The one in pink. - Pink is the colour of infidelity.

Let's smash them all!

One for all. All for one!

Until we're united they can't win!

Stronger! Give him a punch in the face!

Come on! Smash him! Show him! Pull him by his leg! Wipe him around!

Zobar, build a fire, let's dry us!

Don't look at me like that! You'll get dizzy!

Lyosha, switch it please.

- Mum, what's the matter? - Nothing. Just switch channels.

Stephanie, we must sort out everything.

Yeah, leave this one!

Stephan, you already know, I'm married to Vladimir

I don't care! I'm ready to do anything to have your love.

Vladimir took my business! He's my enemy.

Stop! Come here!

Closer

Stephan, recall the poet Pushkin: "But I'm with another now,

and I'll be faithful him forever".

Good, you can go now.

School #201.

Age: 14-15.

Gender: female.

Vika Vikulechka (Vikulechka = Cutie Vika).

Date of birth: July 10 Relationship Status: Actively searching

Lyosha, I want to talk to you. It's common saying you should try all in life.

I disagree. You must not try everything. You're a grown up boy. I accept it.

You need to know certain things. I want to talk about 3 very important things.

Alcohol, drugs and women...

Lyosha, you're a teen now, you may already like some girl but don't rush to touch her.

THE BOY HAS GROWN UP.

- Lyosha, haven't you listened to me? - Why? I have. It's not loud.

Then why did you say you will?

What will I?

Search!

Search where?

In those websites.

Which websites?

Those ones! You know which!

Porno!

No mum, I won't.

I wish I could believe you!

That's all. I'm off.

Hi, I am Lyosha. And you? Vika, right?

Yes, I'm a kind of wizard. Psychic. Just joking, I checked your profile so I know it from there.

Don't be surprised I've found you I was waiting for you.

I guessed you'd be passing here. You're from school #201?

Yes, that's from your profile, too. I'm from #307. Our schools hate each other.

We could fight. Yep...

Yep... Cool!

Look...

Are you free in the evenings?

I was thinking about having some fun or just going out together?

Yeah. Oh, it would be great! Yeah, go on, I'll write it down.

Ok. I'll give you a call tonight. Bye!

Vika!

Come here!

Come here! Hey!

I'm telling you, come!

Come here!

Come here. Do you hear me?

Why are you neighing?

I was reluctant to leave till police returned back my driving license. And they did!

Hi, Lyosha...

Meet Valera...

He was in our hospital, discharged today We're kind of celebrating...

- Hello! - Hello...

- Olya? - Lyosha!

- This is for you. - A model lorry you have wanted! Say thank you!

- It's alright. - Thank you.

So, well, what next? Will you eat with us?

I won't.

- No? Would you like some juice? - No, I'll go to my room.

As you wish.

This is my son. Lyosha. Well...

I'll be back in a second.

Lyosha!

Lyosha!

Lyosha!

What?

- Are you feeling sick? - No.

- Could you be falling ill? - I'm not ill!

Lyosha...tell me, you wouldn't object if Valera stayed with us a bit longer?

Lyosha!

Why should I care? Do what you like!

- Please, no. Valera! I can't. - What can't you?

- Please, no. Let's meet somewhere else. - Sure!

- Then why you're pulling me?

- My child is there. - He's already sleeping.

- He isn't, he's walking. Don't. Please! - Come here...

- Let's do it some other time. - Other time? We're adults.

- Valera! Don't! Better eat the cake! - I will eat later!

- I've been waiting a whole month! - I beg you, Valera, don't!

Please, don't! Valera!

Take this.

Jerks, are you suddenly brave?

Show them!

- Hello. - Hello.

Hi, Vika. I'm Lyosha.

I've been waiting for you. I wanted to meet you.

I liked you for a long time, wanted us to meet... to go out.

Vika, phone call for you!

Coming.

Ah, where are you?

"Relationship status – in active search"

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TO ALL! THIS FRIDAY DISCO PARTY IN OUR SCHOOL #201! WELCOME!

VikaVikaVikaVikaVika.

No, it can't be true! They should know how I want to dance!

How well I dance! How nice would it be dancing!

Let me introduce you to my daughter.

I have the honor of knowing her. Let me invite you for a waltz.

A disco in school #201. Vikaaaaaa!!!

May I?

Let's go out. Vika's calling you. She wants to talk to you.

Let's go.

- What's your name? - Lyosha.

- Got it. Which school? - 307

- Now I see... - What?

Nothing. Here.

Come here.

What? What did you say? You can't put two words together!

You didn't drink? What didn't you drink? Who? Who?

You can't put two words together! Disgusting.

Your son's all beaten up! All in blood! They've beaten the hell out of him!

They've beaten him on the face! His face is all smashed!

I hate you! I hate you! Here, talk to your dad.

Hello. Yeah, hi, dad.

It's ok. No, mum's exaggerating.

No, really, it's ok.

Yeah. Well, kind of. Pushed each other a bit.

No, dad, don't go to my school! No! Don't, dad!

I'll fix it myself, ok?

No! Don't, dad! I'll fix it myself!

No, please. Yes, yes, yes, ok! Yeah, keep in touch.

Yep, yes. Ok, dad, bye.

- Feeling dizzy? - No.

- Sure? - Sure.

Ok. Beast. I hate him...

I've told you thousand time to keep your things in order!

How many times I asked you to put your linen away into the sofa?

How many times? It is so difficult?

No more rubbish here! Or I'll throw everything away!

With all your wires! Understood?

"A step and I'm gone"

"I'm still breathing. Forgive me for that!"

"I feel very bad"

"Go to hell. Go to hell"

"I love y... I need you"

"Not yours" "Not another's"

"Inna is a bitch and whore. Dima + Nastya = love"

"I never thought love could hurt so much"

"Removing HIM from your life.

time left...infinity"

Are you sure you want to move this file to the Recycle Bin?

Shall we call him?

Fuck him!

Look!

- Are you nuts? - Why?

- They gonna see us. - And what?

Well... shit...

Well, so we kind of want to say sorry it went so wrong.

You see, we didn't want it to be like that.

You see, we couldn't recognize you. Volkov, he told us to do it and we couldn't say no.

We would have problems. Here, will you give this to Lyosha?

Tell him, Vika said, sort of, if he wants, we could go out together.

And she really apologize, cause, shit, we really didn't mean it that way.

Well, so...

Why are you so silent?

Shit. Poor you.

"Forgive me. Call me if you want. Vika"

Yes!!!

Camera. One, two! Action!

No, no, no! Please, I beg you!

- Idiots! What are you doing? - There are people there!

Don't! No!

Hooligans!

Let's go!

Go!

You're fighting like my granny!

- "Rush" perfume by Gucci? - No.

- That's really Rush by Gucci! - That's really NOT Rush by Gucci.

Tell me about it! I know! It's a fake Gucci. But a good one.

- I'll see you off. - You don't have to. I'll go alone.

- Alone? Walk alone? - Really, you shouldn't. Probably Volkov will be there.

- Coward. Just a sec.

Let's go?

Let's go.

You see, there's no one.

Superman! Romeo!

Where are you going? Stop!

Dad, this is Lyosha. May he come in for a while?

Hello.

Haven't you checked the time?

- Hello! - Hello.

Daddy, only for a short time. It just happened so.

Thanks, daddy!

Daddy...

Can we go to my room?

Only for half an hour.

Just it happened so.

Well, going?!

Come in.

"From gorging life to gorgeous love" Great! You drew it?

- A friend. - Still, it's cool!

- Is this a Cheshire cat? - Kind of.

- A great photo! - Thanks!

Nice place.

- And why are there puzzles everywhere? - Dad's hobby. Unwinding after work.

- Dad's hobbit? - No!

- Sorry! - It's ok.

Where does he work?

- In a prison. - Where?

In a prison. Not as a guard or something like that, a chef. He is chef but in a prison.

I got it.

No, he's really nice and kind. But with a stressful job.

Dad like a dad.

And what does your father do?

My?

Well... he...

Well... he... often changes jobs. In big companies, in small ones.

Business trips and so, well...

Listen, honestly, I don't even know where he works and where he's now.

We don't live with him.

- I'm sorry. I didn't know. - It's ok, you could've known!

- Look, I should've be going. - Where to?

Home. It's late for you too. Your parents won't like it.

Nothing's wrong. Everything is ok.

- No, really, I need to go. - And what about Volkov?

Come on. It's ok.

Well, as you wish.

- Sorry. I really must go. - Yes, of course.

Daddy, Lyosha's already leaving. Can I see him off to the lift?

Not for long!

Good bye.

- I'll be back in a minute. - Ok.

- Good bye. - Bye, Lyosha. Come again.

Wait for me here.

Wait.

There's no one.

- I'll go up. - Why up?

To the roof hatch. I'll get out from the next exit.

And they'll be waiting down here.

- Isn't it dangerous? - Not really.

Well, I'm off?

Mm-hm, go.

"Vika, you're a bitch and whore"

It's not true at all.

I know.

Hug me.

Vika, dad's calling you!

Vika, I'm telling you! Dad's calling!

I have to go.

Vika!

"Vika, you're a whore"

The romantic superman! Romeo.

Guys, stop! Police!

What's going on?

Nothing.

Are you sure?

Yeah, just talking.

Ok.

So, let's talk?

Ok. Let's go.

- Give him back the scooter. - Why?

Just do it!

- Hello. - Hello.

- Hi!

- Lyuda... - There's nothing there!

Lyuda, don't get foolish! He's grown up!

- Lyosha, are you fondling the girls? - Auntie Sveta, well...

- Sveta, stop it, please! - Why? He's a teenager!

- Lyosha, you touch girls, don't you? - No, I don't!

You touch them up, right? He does! Look at him!

He has all things grown! He's gonna leave home soon. He will.

- You know, some whore... - Sveta, enough! Go to your room!

- Are you hungry? - Yes.

I'll bring it to your room.

- Sveta, have you gone mad? - They're all the same!

Both the big and the small ones. They become the same once grown.

Ah Lyudka, you never learnt anything about men.

- Lyuda

- What? What's the matter?

May be someone cursed you?

Here...

Don't fall!

It's here, I can feel it. Stop snoozing! Let's go!

- Where to?

- To remove the carpet! - Why?

- Do you want to have a husband? - I do!

- Ahead! - Coming.

Get ready. So, at "three". One, two, three!

Stop!

Throw it!

Move ahead!

Spit!

Stronger!

Well done! Moving back now. Hold up your mum.

Curse, curse, go away from us!

Hasta la vista baby

There it is! You see! Black smoke! The curse is leaving.

- Do you see it? - I can see!

I told you!

Danger! Get vanished!

- Mum, let's go home. - Wait, I want to get warm.

You'll get warm at home. Let's go!

- This is the kitchen. That's mum's room. - Nice.

Well, this is my room.

What's that?

- There was a carpet. - And where's it now?

- Mum sent it for cleaning. - It got nice.

Yeah, she said the same.

- Cool! You made it yourself? - No, with guys.

- Still, it's really cool! - Thanks!

- Lyosha, you're also a drummer? - Me?! God forbid!

I couldn't even use it as a bat!

- Sorry! May I try again? - Yes.

- Sorry! - It's ok. I got used to it!

- Got used? - Yes.

What's this? Oh, the computer's broken down!

It hasn't!

Sorry! Just it works better this way. No, really, I'm sorry.

- It's ok. I'm not touching it. - I'm sorry. It's really long to explain.

Set.

- "Brother". Is it a movie? - Yes, haven't you seen it? - No.

It's the best film ever! My favourite one!

It has everything. It's both a comedy and an action movie.

The main hero, he helps a homeless. I can name lots of other genres.

- Would you like to watch it? - Why not.

It's cool. You'll like it. They made it really great.

- What's that? - Don't touch!

It's a boring book. You won't like it.

The author is a bit...

- May I take this? - This one, yes. - Hooray!

Well-well-well!

It's an attack! We're hungry!

We need more bolts!

No! No! Here you're – eat 4 and that's it!

- We need more! - No!

- We're aliens. Alien mind! - Here's the border.

- Bolts! More bolts. - It's a work of art, you can't touch it!

- Here are bolts. Don't touch it. - They're helpless. Attack!

We're hungry. Yummy bolts. More. More bolts.

Would you like a drink?

Yes.

- Oh, how you have prepared! - Thanks.

- Shall I serve? - Well, yes!

Cups...

Cherry liqueur!

And raspberry pie! Mm, ah, raspberry field!

What shall we drink for?

- For this evening. - Like some old people!

- Then just drink! - Quick drink?

Well, yeah!

Sweet.

In one go!

Well-well...

Tasty.

What shall we do?

Look what I have...

It got hot, I'll take my jacket off?

It's my dad's. From his twenties! The first Soviet tape player.

- With cassettes? - Yes.

And where do you put in cassettes? Here? Cool!

Look, what else I've found.

- Look what the old cassettes looked like. - Sony SHF 90

At the back is the songs' list.

Handwritten.

Emmanuel... Romeo and Juliette... Yesterday...

Music for love comfort.

- What comfort? - Love one!

- For hours. - Yes, for LOVE hours!

Well, you got me wrong. That's not what I meant.

Why is all that? Really, you killed me!

Ok, let's move on. You'll see it now. Stand up.

Stand up, come here.

- Stand here. - I am.

You'll understand.

- So? - Now.

May I?

Well, ok. Let it be so.

Passionately

- What is this?

Oh, no...

Oh my!

Well...

What's that? Liqueur. My god! Soft aftertaste. Oh, no!

Raspberry.

That reminds me of someone. Sure. Just your father's copy!

I'll show you aftertaste!

Sorry.

Lyosha!

Your mum was here.

I think she left again.

And your mum?

Everything's all right?

Cool! Like in the movies.

Lyosha - Gleb Kalyuzhny

Vika - Ulyana Vaskovich

Lyosha's Mum - Olga Ozollapinya

Andy - Dmitry Barinov Mermaid - Xenia Pakhomova

Vic - Daniil Pikula Kate - Elizaveta Makdonskaya

Volkov - Alexey Filimonov

"I want you"

"Boys, take care of your girls"

"I'd loved you, I was fool"

"I love you"

"Call her"

"Can do louder?"

"I Love her ->

"I miss you so much"

"You're our sunshine"

"Actively searching..."

Physics

"Love Hugs"

Producers Olga Granina Andrey Zaytsev

"I love you, stupid"

English subtitles synchronized, edited and improved: Lubo Dobrev 2019