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You thought you could run from us, huh?

You're in for it now, loser.

Hey, dickhead.

Break this up. Who the fuck are you?

Who the fuck am I?

This is my neighborhood.

And if you don't get out of here right now, you're about to find out.

Oh, really?

Why wouldn't we know how to do that, grandma?

Because I've been around a little bit.

I know things.

Things that'll make your dick fly off.

What? You don't want to know what I know. I definitely don't think I do.

Whatever. Get out of here, or I'll show you.

Your lucky grandma was here to save you.

I saw you laughing back there. You don't think it's funny. Bye, boys.

How'd you do that?

Oh, well, I know a thing or two about how to handle a bullet.

Now, tell me what happened.

They're just always picking on me at school, and I'm just getting humiliated.

can't stand up for myself.

Well, sweetheart, if you don't stand up for yourself, nobody's gonna.

But how?

Well, I know a thing or two about this.

Look, I'll make you a deal.

Will you come over to my place, do a few chores for me, and I'll teach you

everything you need to know about how to handle those assholes.

You'd do that for me?

It'd be my pleasure.

Okay. Come on, come play.

I'll tell you everything I know about you.

In my house?

Don't bullshit me, Elias. It's a dump.

Is that okay?

You're going to get this place so clean we can eat off the floor, right?

Yes, ma 'am. You can count on me.

I was up all night thinking about all that intel you gave me. And I think I've

concocted the perfect plan to enact your revenge on these mama's boys.

We're going to target their mother.

Koldoshi.

Perfect exterior.

But underneath lies a penchant for

snacks, fast food, smoking.

and downward -dogging her yoga students.

So many weaknesses to exploit.

But how do we exploit them?

Ah, my young apprentice, you're in love.

I was blessed enough to share the dream with one of the most powerful

yoga masters ever, and he taught me the exact

technique. We're going to use the long duck doll.

It contains so much power that just showing it to her is going to have

Nicole eating out of the palm of your hand.

And once you're in, you will be able to turn her to our

needs.

Sound good?

Let's do it.

Absolutely, Papa.

incorporating more fruit and vegetables into your diet can work wonders for

aligning your chakras oh don't forget to stay hydrated

namaste

Good afternoon, Miss Doshi.

I was calling to hopefully enroll my grandson, Elias, in your class.

Is this young man interested in yoga?

Well, not exactly.

It seems he's been having some trouble causing some difficulties among the

ladies in his class.

Quite a stir, actually.

Oh, really?

Fascinating. I'll be more than willing to help Elias to find his center

through yoga.

When would you like him to begin?

How does Saturday morning sound?

Saturday it is.

I look forward to meeting Elias and assisting for his journey.

Wonderful, dearie. He'll be there.

Namaste, sister.

breathing. You ready?

Okay. Move your hips up.

Breathing.

lot of good things from your grandmother.

The girl here at school seems quite taken with you.

What's her secret?

Well, it wouldn't be a secret if I told you, don't you?

So, just watch.

Would you like to taste it? Does it bring you enlightenment?

No, no.

It's inappropriate for me to do something like that.

But you taught me so much in the session.

Allow me to return the favor.

Is that necessary?

You have to focus all of the chakra in your body and bring it to the pinnacle,

which is your pussy.

Fantastic!

I feel good.

I'm so glad yoga can bring us so close.

I love you.

Her mother was right.

What else

can you show me?

Close your eyes.

I don't know.

It's been too long.

Thank you.

Oh, my God. Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah. Oh, yeah.

Did you achieve your enlightenment?

I absolutely did.

It was a great experience.

Being a bad boy is all about confidence

and attitude.

Oh, why is Cash?

When was the last time your husband took care of you? I'm a woman of God.